Welcome to Day 1392 of our Wisdom-Trek, and thank you for joining me.
This is Guthrie Chamberlain, Your Guide to Wisdom
My Dad Is the Best – Humor Unplugged
Wisdom - the final frontier to true knowledge. Welcome to Wisdom-Trek where our mission is to create a legacy of wisdom, to seek out discernment and insights, and to boldly grow where few have chosen to grow before.
Hello, my friend, I am Guthrie Chamberlain, your captain on our journey to increase wisdom and create a living legacy. Thank you for joining us today as we explore wisdom on our 2nd millennium of podcasts. This is Day 1392 of our trek, and it is time for a 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged. Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life - something to cheer you and give a bit a levity in your life.
We are told in Proverbs 15:30,"A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health." We are also encouraged in Proverbs 17:22,"A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength."Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today. So let’s jump right in with today’s funny, which is titled...
My Dad Is The Best
Johnny, Sammy, Ronnie, and Mikey were on the playground when the subject of what their fathers do for a living came up. Of course, as most little boys do, each one thinks his father is the best. Soon they begin to brag about each of their fathers.
Johnny says, "My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem and they pay him $50."
Next, Sammy speaks up and says, "That's nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a song; they pay him $100."
Knowing his father was a doctor, Ronnie proudly says, "I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper; he calls it a prescription; they pay him $200."
Ronnie could not contain himself and says, "Is that all you got? My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people with gold plates to collect all the money!"
I hope that brought a smile to your face today. If it did, pass your smile on to someone else, we all could use a kind smile each day. Our Thursday thought is, “A child, like your stomach, doesn’t need all you can afford to give it.”
Fathers can give their sons an inheritance of houses and wealth, but only the Lord can give an understanding wife.
As you enjoy these nuggets of humor, please encourage your friends and family to join us and then come along tomorrow for another day of our Wisdom-Trek, Creating a Legacy.
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Thank you for allowing me to be your guide, mentor, and most importantly, your friend as I serve you through the Wisdom-Trek podcast and journal.
As we take this trek together, let us always:
Live Abundantly (Fully)
Lend to others Generously
Lead with Integrity
Leave a Living Legacy Each Day
I am Guthrie Chamberlain reminding you to Keep Moving Forward, Enjoy Your Journey, and Create a Great Day Everyday!See you tomorrow for Philosophy Friday!