To start the show, way too much booger talk. Hey, animal baby crushing fetish, what the fuck? Also, we ask that age old question: how much would a human hand get me on the black market? We don't know. By the way, we have to ask, are dolphins the Harvey Weinstein's of the ocean? Plus, duck rape and Ryan had a very weird high school experience. All that and more this week. They are THOSEGUYSYOUHATE!