Rick and Mike get their first sponsors and reveal how inexperienced they are at making advertising copy sound natural when reading it for the first time. An “instant fan of the show” delivers a parody about Medfield to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" that would even make Billy Joel lose his mind! Scuttlebutt News Anchor, Meghan Keleher leads with escaped peacocks. Jim James of Park Street Books hangs out in Rick’s basement as Rick and Mike criticize some of the terrible books he is selling to our impressionable youth.