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What's up Wikimaniacs! In today’s episode, we have a woman who ransacks her boyfriend's apartment, a wife who demands her husband pay her $1000, a sister tells her brother to stop misleading people, and a husband asks his wife to make dinner at 2 in the morning!

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What's up?

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What come maniacs.

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My name is Josh shell, your host for the mid asshole episode.

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unfortunately, John won't be in today as we are going to give him a pass.

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he's dealing with some family stuff.

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We wish him all the best and sending nothing but love

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towards him with his family.

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returning from his hiatus from the Friday episodes is the

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one, the only Sean Salvino.

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How's it going,

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buddy?

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I wicked maniacs, glad to be back.

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it's always a good time.

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Yeah, we, we, we missed you.

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It's been like three weeks since you've been on a Friday.

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Has it been three for sure.

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For sure.

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Two, I missed the two y'all recorded last.

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Did I miss another one?

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yeah, the one coming up this week that we're recording.

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oh, no

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yeah.

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can maniacs.

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Yeah.

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We've been losing subscribers by the handful.

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our tick-tock is nothing but John's face and the thumbnails,

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it'll be nice to have

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love John's face.

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they do love John's face, and with John is his partner in crime from their

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podcast shots and thoughts, please.

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Welcome friend of the show, Chris, what's going

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on,

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Chris?

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Oh,

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what's good.

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Everybody was good.

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We can maniacs how y'all doing

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uh, they probably say good.

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I'll, I'll go.

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I'll answer for

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them.

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right on.

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Right on

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Hey, wake maniacs,

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semi rhetorical.

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couldn't make it, but we've added, an even shorter Filipino man to take his spot.

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Yeah.

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I wonder if you would, because whenever we actually met him in Dallas, he was,

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he was like, yeah, I'm sure it dude.

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And I'm like, no, I'm sure.

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he had, he had a whole two inches on, on Chris.

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At least.

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Oh,

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and YouTube viewers.

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Um, if you're noticing me and Chris, we'll try and limit it from now

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on, but if you see us looking to the side of the camera, it's cause

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we're, we are right next to each

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in the same room.

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Yeah.

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in the same room.

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First time we've done, we're doing this on Reddit on Wiki.

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So it'll be exciting.

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Yeah.

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I'm excited to have you it's it's too bad.

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Ryan couldn't come, but I guess when you guys need a Canadian to replace

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me, you'll just get him to come on.

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What a perfect

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we've become an interchangeable

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dynamic here.

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We got two Canadians, multiple Filipino

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guys.

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where the bench players for shots and thoughts.

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You guys are the bench players for Reddit on Wiki.

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It's perfect.

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dude, matchmaker, dude.

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so Chris, I think only OGE WCA main X would actually know this, but you,

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in fact, designed the Reddit on Wiki

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logo.

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yes.

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I had so much fun.

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coming up with that.

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Yeah.

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I mean, you did an amazing work.

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I think we can all agree.

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and, and the reason, in fact that we trusted you with the design is that you

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actually have a clothing company called days off, which has some amazing designs.

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and I believe when Sean isn't repping his barber's merge, he's repping days off,

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That is a fact

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Awesome.

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90% of my clothing I think, is made by Chris at this point.

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or it's just given to you by

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someone.

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Yeah.

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to me to promote on the tick-tock.

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Yeah.

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so Chris, do you want to talk a little bit about days off

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Uh,

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yeah, the company or the brand is day off it's a brand inspired by like otaku cold.

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And like the lo-fi culture, whenever we were first starting, I was really

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inspired by old, lo-fi hip hop videos because whenever I stumbled upon

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them on YouTube, it was always like some animated video, to some really

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jazzy, hip hop, grainy sounding beat.

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And it was just like, I can't believe I found something that, matches

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everything I've been looking for in life.

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Right.

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So.

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When I first started, that was kind of like the soundtrack for, the brand.

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And, well we have going on right now, uh, is like a fundraiser, cause

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we are invited to go to anime expo this year, which is huge for us.

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cause that's the biggest anime convention.

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Yeah.

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Uh, the United States, I believe.

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and it's an LA it'd be a huge deal and like a huge like milestone for

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our brand if we could get there.

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So, we have a, a fundraiser t-shirt that we're doing for it.

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and it's out in our shop called day dash off dot.

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awesome.

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yeah, I think it's a pretty good price or if you want to cop any of

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our other t-shirts to help get us, everything I think like from now,

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until we go is just gonna be straight up, going to expenses for the trip.

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Cause, it's a pretty, pretty big trip.

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Awesome man.

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Well, I hope you make your fundraising goal.

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it sounds like a super fun time.

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is Sean tag tagging along to carry the shirts for you?

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and if he's free, it's like, uh, and I have not discussed yet.

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Cause it's, it's a, it's a, it's actually a four day convention, which

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I am surprised I've I've only ever seen like three-day conventions.

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So this would actually be like, Friday, July 1st to Monday, July 4th.

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it's a,

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pretty big ask.

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So I completely understand,

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like, you know, if we told him he can't go and stuff, cause

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we all got these going on.

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Oh.

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And, uh, another way that we're fundraising as well is, um, all of our

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proceeds on the, our other podcasts, buy me a coffee is going to go straight to

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a day off and helping them get to LA.

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So that's a buy me a coffee.com/s and T P O.

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If you don't want the shirt and you just want to help, but get a shirt, man.

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Thank you everyone.

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Who's already purchased a shirt.

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Thank you so much, everyone.

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Who's just been donating straight up.

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Or even like reposting re-tweeting, anything like that.

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Like it really brightens my day.

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So seeing like how much support and love, from the homeys I've been getting.

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So, you know, that alone just kind of helps, Along the adventure,

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Yeah, that's super cool.

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So, go check out day off, and cops and merge to, to help support Chris,

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thank you so much, man.

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yeah, absolutely man.

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Absolutely.

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so in today's episode, we have a woman who ran her boyfriend's apartment,

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Who?

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a wife who demands her husband pay her a thousand dollars.

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sister who tells her brother to stop misleading people, and uh,

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husband asks a wife to make their dinner at two in the morning.

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I can see all The situations to where this could possibly not be assholes fish.

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So I'm interested.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it was.

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Maybe some will surprise you.

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before we hop into the stories for today, if you do have an MIT Asil

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story, you would like us to cover.

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Please send it to read it on Wiki pod@gmail.com or DMS on Instagram

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or Twitter at Reddit on Wiki links to those are in the show notes.

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I did say this was going to be the week we're going to do listeners submissions.

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because John's not here, we're going to wait until he's back.

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So I apologize.

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We have had a ton of submissions, so keep them coming.

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we'll get to them eventually.

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on top of that, if you're a returning listener, please consider giving

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us a rating and review on apple podcasts, Spotify pod chaser,

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but they are ad-free.

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you can go to patrion.com/cultivate, podcast network and sign up

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to help support the show.

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I didn't really sell it there, Sean.

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I

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apologize.

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it is,

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That's all right.

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That's what Mondays are for it's a Friday.

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Yeah, we're light on the, on the ship.

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although I think it's my episode coming up this Monday as well.

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And I definitely did not sell it as well as you do.

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That's okay.

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I mean, honestly, I don't even sell it.

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Well, not one patron is at the $25 tier.

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So I

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mean,

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If anything you're selling

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against it.

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if anything, I'm making people resent the.

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idea of our Patrion.

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uh, with all of that, out of the way, it's time to hop into some of the stories.

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kicking things off.

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Am I the asshole for ransacking my boyfriend's apartment.

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Okay.

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Did he cheat?

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Ooh, that's a good question.

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it's somehow it's much worse actually.

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Now that I think about it.

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Oh, then already not asshole

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ransack that

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I didn't say for who, I didn't say who it was

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Oh, okay.

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Nevermind.

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don't jump the gun.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So I, at 25 year old female have been with my boyfriend, Jake, a

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34 year old male for eight months.

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Things were fine until I against my better judgment, moved into his place a

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couple months ago, since then he's been getting kind of possessive and protective.

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I immediately told him to cut that shit out because it's off-putting

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and things seem to get better.

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Yeah, that would be definitely off putting.

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Yeah, red flag,

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But also eight months seems pretty quick to move in together if maybe I'm just,

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judging

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I mean how old 25

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yeah, 25

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he's he's 34.

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So I guess

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yeah, I guess there are different, he's a different point of life, but it is

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weird.

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she goes on to say anyway, I have a friend in Mexico who is getting mad.

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I've been excited to fly down for her wedding.

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Ever since she told me she was engaged a year ago, however, Jake made it

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clear that he doesn't want me to go.

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He says, Mexico is too dangerous, even though I've been there many times.

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And I even lived there for a year, speak Spanish, have friends there and know

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my way around, no matter what I say, he doesn't want me to go more red flags or.

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Uh, a little bit,

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well, yeah,

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my bed?

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I don't know.

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Did they say where in Mexico?

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They did not.

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but I mean, I assume it's probably around where she lived.

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If she has friends down there, right.

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That's where they're having the wedding.

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So I assume she knows the area where she's

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I feel like.

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as friends.

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I feel like any tourist destination, you usually pretty safe.

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as long as you're not on like a border town, I know those tend

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to get, at least here in Texas, tend to be a little bit dangerous,

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That's fair.

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That's fair.

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if you're going to Cancun or whatever, like thousands of

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people go to Cancun every day,

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yeah.

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And, and everyone is fine.

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So, yeah, and I, I assume the wedding would be maybe you know,

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Like not a dangerous area.

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Yeah.

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Like a tour, like a tourist area.

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Yeah.

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Exactly.

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she goes on to say a couple of days ago, my passport went

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missing from my nightstand.

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I'm supposed to go tomorrow, so I wouldn't have time to get a new one.

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I looked everywhere, but I had no luck when I asked Jake about it.

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He behaved a little suspiciously, but I dismissed it because I couldn't

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believe he would actually take my passport to keep me from going.

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but he's been giving me some red flags, so I decided to have a look around.

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I like how she's like, I believed him, but then I immediately did not believe.

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I believed him a little

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bit, just a bit.

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just until he left the house.

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Uh, when he went out this morning, I started going through everything.

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As I searched, I became increasingly certain that he took my past.

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I don't know why you would like, if you're searching, why would you

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get more sure that, I guess you're

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You're just, you're just getting more frustrated that you can't find it.

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You're like, there's no way I would hide it.

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This one.

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Yeah.

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I started off carefully picking through the drawers and cabinets, but as

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my anger grew, I became a lot less.

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I started turning out.

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I started turning out drawers, pried, open a briefcase and made a total mess,

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but I found it, it was behind some books on the bookcase in his study.

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I have never gone into his study, so he definitely put it there.

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Now he's furious with me for going through his things and ransacking his place.

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He said he would have just given me back my passport and there was no need for

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me to go

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Nah.

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Nah, if you hit it already,

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it, I'm pretty sure you're not gonna fucking be giving it back that

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Yeah, And she, she already asked him

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she did.

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Yeah.

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She said, he said I didn't take it.

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So,

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So the lie gives the reason to fucking rain.

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yeah.

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Um, I'm just angry that he, took it to begin with and I don't believe him

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when he says he was going to give it.

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this is only my third serious relationship and I have no

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perspective on this kind of thing.

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Am I the asshole for overreacting and ransacking my ex-boyfriend's place.

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So their ex-boyfriend now.

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X.

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Nice.

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No, ex-boyfriend's place.

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Love to see that

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because yeah.

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Get out.

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so, so, not the asshole you think?

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I definitely

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I don't think so.

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Okay.

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it's the gaslighting for me when, when she's.

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There you go.

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When, when she starts saying like, why did you hide this?

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And, and he's, he said he would've given it back.

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If you just ask, you didn't need to go crazy.

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Like she

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did ask sh she did ask bro.

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that's so fucking insane.

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oh

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I knew you were going to do this.

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Yeah.

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I w I would've given it back to you if you could approve and I taken it, but now that

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you've proven I've taken it, I'm Matt.

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Oh my God.

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Absolutely insane behavior.

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You're definitely not the asshole.

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If anything, I would have wrecked more shit when, whenever he

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admitted to, if I can take in it.

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Yeah.

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So here's what I was going to say since they've tactically moved

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in together, Ransacking the place and just searching through things.

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Is that, and just not her searching through her own stuff.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Yeah.

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if my girlfriend was like trying to find something and she was just going through

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all of our shit, I'd be like, yeah.

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Okay.

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That makes sense.

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We're trying to find something you need.

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We both agreed to live in this.

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Yeah.

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like granted, it was like in like his study or whatever.

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Still,

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I

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Still

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yeah.

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share a home, No places is sacred.

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Yeah.

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he is also a red flag that like the age difference.

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I know we shouldn't harp on that so

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much, but that's

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That's right on the border

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for me.

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right.

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Cause this nine years, Yeah.

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she's 25.

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So that's like, okay.

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But like at 25 and 34 year, I really different, like if it was

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nine year age difference and she was like 27, like maybe two years

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older, it's completely different.

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I feel like 25.

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You're still like fresh out of college.

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Maybe.

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That between like a boyfriend that has a nine to five or whatever

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it says just different, uh,

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Yeah.

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in your life.

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Yeah,

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And

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I'm not saying, it's just the age thing.

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Cause like there can be relationships where that works, but it's that mixed

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in with the controlling thing that makes it a little bit more like sus

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you know what I mean?

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Like it's a

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absolutely

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you already feel with the controlling and the telling you not to go to

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Mexico and the age difference.

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It's kinda like he doesn't see you.

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It seems like he didn't see her as an equal and as just like oh, you're young.

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You don't know shit

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a, like a child like that,

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Exactly.

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talking down to her all the time.

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Yeah,

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It reminds me of that one episode of friends.

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I don't know if y'all watch friends, but the one where like, Ross was

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dating like a, his student, I guess.

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And

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she wanted to go to like, uh, like spring break in Mexico or something.

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And then he was like, oh, you're going to pack that.

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You're going to pack that.

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And it's like, uh, you know, like a bikini or whatever.

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And.

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It was just so silly.

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Cause you know, he was obviously like way older.

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Just reminds me of that.

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Jesus.

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Yeah.

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I mean, I also don't know why he just didn't go.

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I mean, I maybe not to the wedding, but

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Yeah.

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I mean, I imagine it you're at a resort together for this wedding, so just

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fucking skip the wedding if you weren't invited, but the other days you're at

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a resort with your, with your girls.

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Yeah, exactly.

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Yeah.

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It could have been a much, a much nicer outcome.

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It was just like, oh, my boyfriend wanted to come with me and we both

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went down to Mexico, you know, like

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there's so many

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There were

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have

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many

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ways.

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Yeah, exactly.

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There's so many other ways to have gone about this rather

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than being an over possessive

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stealing a passport

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a passport.

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Yeah.

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insane.

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It

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might be illegal,

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It has to be

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like it, like,

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your social security in that bitch.

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Is it isn't it or

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no?

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Okay.

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I don't know.

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Shit.

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your.

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your driver's license number I think is in there.

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I dunno, but it's

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I'm probably

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wrong.

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It's a pretty sensitive, uh,

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document.

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is

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absolutely.

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like it's definitely, you have to get it canceled immediately if you

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can't find it and stuff like that.

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So, yeah, So you're definitely not the asshole.

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I'm glad he's your ex now.

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glad you're safe.

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Yeah.

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and with that, we'll move on to our next Emma, the asshole.

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So am I the asshole for demanding?

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My husband Pay me the $1,000 he spent behind my back.

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So.

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My husband, uh, 33 and I, who was 31, used to have a two income home, but in 2020,

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we lost our home and one of our incomes.

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And then in brackets, she puts his, we moved into a smaller apartment,

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had to sell many things and give up most of our costly habits.

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my husband has this expensive habit of going to the spa

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for a weekly massage center.

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Which that would be first on my list for a

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costly habit.

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Yeah, I'm going to stop going to Starbucks every morning, but I have to

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get

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I have to get a fucking like, oh my God.

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And like, it's a weekly thing.

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I've never

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had a professional

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Oh,

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Josh, bro.

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you gotta get.

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a massage man.

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They're nice.

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I mean, listen, maybe someday, but.

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It's not a costly habit.

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I'm ready to get into, you know,

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Just a, just a once every six months type of deal.

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That's what I do.

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Can, you know,

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I don't know that this sounds like you have to do

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once a week, so

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Dude once a week, Hell nah, that would have been instant

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is criminally insane that he has to have a,

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it sounds very fucking, uh, what's it called?

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What's his name?

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Bates fucking American psycho that you

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need to get a fucking spa treatment once a fucking week.

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Oh dude.

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Especially when you're the one that last year.

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Yeah,

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I get, you know, like, you know, you want your spouse to , not lose

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too much of their cycle, but you know, a fucking weekly spa is, it is

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Oh, come on.

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big ass.

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My

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Uh, it's a huge ass.

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Yeah.

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if they were like, oh, I still want to go to Starbucks.

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It was like, okay, that's fine.

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You know, but definitely cut out the massages that are costing

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us hundreds of dollars a month.

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That's crazy,

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So she continues on, she says, we live in an urban area, so this

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stuff is ridiculously expensive.

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a single session is $250

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Oh hell nah,

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and

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way.

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he has to have it every week.

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So that it'd be nearly 1000 a month.

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I offered him to have his session, at a regular spa.

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He said, no, he has to get it from the luxurious spa near the

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restaurant we used to go

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no, you know what, now this just sounds like a, this is just sounds sus

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now.

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you got a favorite misuse,

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bro.

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that's the next line.

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he says the lady who gives him the massage is an expert and he's used to

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her

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Nah, I'm not an expert in what.

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My guy, lots of talented misuses, bro.

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expert in, happy endings is what I'm getting.

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an expert.

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She's an expert with my body specifically.

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so the problem is I'm the only income earner and I'm

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struggling to make ends meet.

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I'm also pregnant and need the, save the money to prepare a nursery.

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I.

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not the asshole

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Yeah.

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bro.

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you owe way more than a

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you're.

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You're the winner,

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told him to cut his sessions, but he refused.

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I told them I won't be paying for them anymore.

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And he said, he'd get the money himself yesterday.

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I checked and saw that he's been using my credit card for

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this, his sessions

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for a

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the credit card on

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It's a

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13 year old little

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boy stealing his mommy's

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card.

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Golly

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bomb.

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to buy fortnight points and.

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your wife's not going to notice the missing $200 per week.

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Yeah.

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What does he think?

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Oh, I wonder where this thousand dollars went from this

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oh, what's the end game here.

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My guy, what's the end.

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so I found out he had maxed out the cards completely when I had

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gone shopping for baby essentials.

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And the cashier said I had no

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money.

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no fucking way.

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That's so embarrassing.

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I hate

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that's the worst feeling, even when you haven't like ran out of

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money and it just gets declined.

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Cause like the chip isn't working or other shit, you're just, you're like everyone

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around me thinks I'm poor as fuck.

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Like

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it just feels shameful.

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yeah, it

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watching you as you just take the cart back and with everything in

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it.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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Try it again, Try it again, please, please.

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It has to go through, please.

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I, I checked this morning.

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yeah, I've been through that many times.

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Uh,

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Yeah,

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same.

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as a, as a poor poor college kid had

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happens.

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Okay.

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Oh, for sure.

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More than more than one

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As a poor third year old has been through that, uh, going off.

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I had to return everything then went home and went off on him.

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I told him he had maxed out my cards and make me, made me look

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like an idiot at the store.

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He said he didn't, tell me cause he knew I'd have an issue with it,

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which

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No

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fuck no shit.

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Sherlock.

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No fucking shit,

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so stupid.

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I demanded, he paid me back the $1,000 he spent, but he refused, I yelled

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at him calling him irresponsible and he got upset and called me selfish

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and told me to stop playing victim.

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And that this is affecting both of us since he's going to be a parent too.

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And it's stressful for him.

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And I keep dismissing his own needs as a human.

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Oh

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No,

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do it.

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It's an incell.

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Isn't he?

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Like,

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cheating.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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he's in those communities.

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Just like my wife won't fuck me.

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So I have to go to a massage therapist.

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gosh.

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Disgusting.

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Yeah.

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Oh my God.

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fucking

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hell

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I went upstairs and he went out.

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He started giving me, silence, but I kept demanding the money back.

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He said, I shouldn't expect it back since we're married.

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Then my money is technically his and I should stop using his unemployment against

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him.

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Ah,

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the

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asshole?

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no, Not even

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Get your money and get your belt.

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You have the bag queen

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fucking leave his as too.

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It just sounds like,

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let's say it sounds like

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he's cheating on you.

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I'm sorry.

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You know?

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Even if he's, it sounds like that because you could get massages anywhere.

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My guy,

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Yeah.

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I'm sure a, an amateur massage therapist is, not, maybe not just

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as good, but you know what I mean?

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Like it probably

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does a similar thing.

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Yeah, exactly.

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you don't need to spend hundreds of dollars every week on it.

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but even, even if he's not cheating,

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Yeah.

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Even if he's not cheating,

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it's still the, the controlling and the, reverse victim blaming, which is just

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dude, the fact that he said that she's being selfish is so

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fucking

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Mind-blowing

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mine.

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Like not where are you?

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You're not on this planet, dude.

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I don't know.

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I'm trying to think of like, uh, some, sort of defense, but there is no defense

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she's trying to spend money for your baby.

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And it's the least selfish thing.

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You're spending money to get a couple knots out of your bag.

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Every week because you can't handle the pressure.

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Meanwhile, your wife is pregnant, dealing with that, dealing with work.

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Cause she's actually working.

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If anybody needs a massage.

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Is her, are you kidding me?

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this guy is like, super fucking handicap and we don't know, like, I

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don't know, his body just needs massages or something,

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But even

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that sounds like a

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medical

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that's physical therapy.

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That's not massage.

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That's not spa dates.

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So nevermind.

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Fuck what I said.

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It's like, Mike, my only, thing from his point of view might be like,

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okay, like It sounds like it happened like right during pandemic time.

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and then, he lost his job, obviously.

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It's like, maybe this is his sort of like semblance of.

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Uh,

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normalcy to him and his life, but there's, this should definitely come to a point

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where like, you can't be spending this much, what we were saying earlier, like,

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if you need these as like, this is like your thing, your one thing in life that

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brings you happiness, we got a lower, they call it like, you guys got like

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a compromise needs to have been met.

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I feel like they need to communicate that to each other.

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Like, yo, I need this.

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I just lost my job and shit or.

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you definitely don't need to be spending two 50 a month

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No.

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a fucking

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weak

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and have your card, your wife's car get declined

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at the fucking, you know, babies R us or wherever they were shopping at to

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get there, to get shit for their baby.

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Like, this is like, this is insane to me.

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Like how could you do that?

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Oh, man,

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that

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It's just so in the wrong it's mind blowing

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Yeah, I like

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my, my blood's boiling.

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I don't know how y'all sit through these actually

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Yeah, that's what I'm saying, dude, bro.

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One time Josh, like we watched misogynistic tick

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talks.

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I was, he did.

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I like was see, I think I could barely sit still.

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I was

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I, I couldn't even use it as a clip from tick-tock because Sean was so very mad

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that I was like, I can't show this, like

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but yeah, I was, I was thinking a thousand dollars a month.

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You could just buy one of those super fancy

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massage chairs

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Yeah.

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or the gun.

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or the massage gun also that, but you could buy one of those.

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Like if you have to have a really good massage, they have those massage.

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If I can spin you upside down all around him and fuck your body up.

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Those are like two to $3,000.

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That's three months you've been doing this for one and a half years.

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My guy like holy fucking moly.

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oh my gosh.

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That thousand dollars, like to have that, to be like, you are a quote unquote,

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disposable income to use on that.

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Like,

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oh, that's so

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much

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they had that extra thousand dollars a month, you know, how better, a much

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better off they'd be that's 24, 20 $400 or $24,000 in the last two years

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just gone.

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Jesus.

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Like how many things has the wife given up

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for this man to get

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$250 massages every week?

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yeah,

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Are you fucking

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Yeah.

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I just, I

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yeah.

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Fuck this guy.

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dude?

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I don't think that you, you don't, you don't win here, dude.

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Oh, man.

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I just, I feel bad because you know, it might be one of those situations

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where it's like, oh, I'm having a baby right now and getting a

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divorce, just like isn't, you know,

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the vibe.

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isn't like that, wouldn't be the easiest thing on me right now,

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yeah.

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know,

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fuck dude,

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Yeah, it it's tough, man.

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And I hope he betters himself for her and the baby.

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Yeah, I guess we can only pray for the boast, like

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yeah, I'm not holding my breath.

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yeah.

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Right.

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definitely not the asshole.

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Uh,

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imagine spending a thousand dollars on a pair of Jordans every month.

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Just back in some stupid shit like,

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how fast would your wife kick the shit out of you, Sean?

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Uh, before, uh, oh wait,

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she'd sense it in the cart, breaking the door.

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What the fuck do you think you're doing?

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We can resell them for like three times as much.

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I use that excuse when I first started dating my now wife, but when she was

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my girlfriend, I'll be like, I can just fucking resell These And then like a year

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in, she was like, you don't resell shit.

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Have 50 pairs of fucking sneakers.

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40% B.

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We can't sell these for

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wear.

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Yeah.

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You wear All your shit.

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You don't like, you don't keep

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anything.

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in the box.

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for anyone watching on YouTube, all of the shoes behind Chris are the ones he's

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talking

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about.

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Yeah.

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I'm a dumb

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bitch.

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I'm a dumb bitch.

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but you learned, and you, you, you're better with money

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now.

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Yeah.

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Um, Well,

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better, better is

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Better.

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Better.

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I'm not great either.

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So, so we're gonna, we're gonna take a break from MIT asshole.

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we're gonna listen to some sponsors, some ads We'll be right back in

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a few minutes with A couple more?

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Am I the hassles?

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All right.

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And we are back it's time to hop into our third story.

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how are you hanging in there, Chris?

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Still still see

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Oh good.

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Yeah.

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A

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little

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bit.

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And it's, it's calmed down, but I just feel like, you know, blood pressure is

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about to spike back up, so we'll see.

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It's an emotionally draining show.

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Yeah.

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every week.

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We're like, God damn, we fucking suck.

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It's a gender.

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Yeah.

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this one.

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not saying it's reverse roll, but we'll see.

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We'll see how this one goes.

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So am I the asshole for telling my brother and his boyfriend to stop

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misleading people with their wedding rings when they're not actually married?

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uh, you might kind of, I don't know, just the title.

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so I am a 26 year old female, and I have an older brother, a 27 year old male.

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Who's been dating another guy, a 30 year old.

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For around four years, I don't have an issue with my brother being

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gay, but I have an issue with him wearing a wedding ring in order to

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pretend that he's married to him.

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You see, we live in a country where gay marriage still isn't allowed.

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And then in brackets, Romania, but despite this, my brother and his

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boyfriend started wearing wedding rings.

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Recently when I asked my brother about it, he told me that despite

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not being able to do at least.

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They still consider themselves to be married spiritually and are hoping that

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one day gay marriage will be allowed.

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and they'll be able to do it legally as well either by leaving

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the country or waiting until gay marriage is legal, in Romania.

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Well, I think this is nice.

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I told them that they shouldn't be wearing wedding rings until they

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actually get officially married.

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As I think that it's kind of just

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tasting.

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Oh,

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Um,

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told me that they're just a symbol of their love and that they're not hurting

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anyone by wearing them, but I disagreed, they're actively misleading people into

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thinking that they're actually married and frankly, just making a mockery out of

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marriage.

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oh my you're the fucking

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word.

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bro.

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Oh shit.

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So my brother told me he doesn't care about what other people,

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including me think about them wearing Redding rings, and maybe they should

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mind their own business then left

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furiously, not going to lie.

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I think his comments here were kind of out of line as all I did was give my

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opinion on people wearing wedding rings when they're actually, not married.

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And he seemed to take it personally.

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Obviously he took

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it

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anyway.

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Uh, his

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Yeah.

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It seems very personal, especially like, you know, this ID they're

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living in.

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Yeah.

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How do you not take that personally.

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Actually, what I think what you and your boyfriend doing is super distasteful

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and kind of like ruins marriage

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for everyone

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personally.

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I'll even though it's a

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you.

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Yeah.

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Don't take it personally as your sister, I dislike, dislike your lifestyle

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and what you're doing right now.

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don't take it personally though.

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I said no offense, like in the same thing,

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his boyfriend also contacted me later and told me that their romantic life

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doesn't concern me and to stay out

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of

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sure as hell doesn't

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the asshole?

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Yes.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Wow.

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holy fuck.

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Yes.

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Like, this makes me so angry.

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Uh, your brother is in a, a country that doesn't respect his sexual orientation.

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doesn't see it as illegal, literally illegal to be who he is.

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And then to have his sister pile on top to like condemn him for even trying

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to enjoy the relationship he's built with this other guy, like, fuck you,

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go fuck yourself.

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I was like, man, that's so sweet.

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Like they're doing like everything that they can you know, to show

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how much they love each other.

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I was hoping to hear like something from her where it was like, you know,

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it's very dangerous for them to be doing

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that here.

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Like that's

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them to otherwise, like, I want them to be safe, you know, kind of thing.

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Then I was like,

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okay, I see where you're coming from.

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you know, that's what I was like, kind of hoping to hear, but it

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just sounds like you don't like it

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Yeah.

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As soon as the first reason was I think it's distasteful.

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I was like, you're the fucking asshole.

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You fucking dickhead.

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Fuck you.

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You literally the same as.

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fucking conservative Americans back when it was a debate, if it was legal

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or not, it was just like, well, they can't get married because if I fucking

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somehow ruins our marriage, like it makes

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your ruining.

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Yeah.

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But you can't be married.

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You can't have what we have.

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Oh my

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God.

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It's so fucking

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dumb.

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it's, honestly, it's just about, it's probably a mix of insecurity on her part.

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and then some sort of control to feel like you're better than someone else.

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You should respect your brother's relationship and, you know, support

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them, especially when no one else

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Yeah,

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Yes.

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family, B

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family,

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yeah.

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Blood's thicker than, uh, I don't know what, but

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what is thicker

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of saying there.

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Something

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like

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Oh, water.

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Yeah,

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Yeah.

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But I don't know how that applies here now that I think about it.

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So I'm going to continue on,

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Wow.

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What is that saying?

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Is water like friends and then blood is thicker

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than,

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blood is thicker than,

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We found our topic

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for

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tonight.

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is, another, this another pod.

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Understanding fucking weird phrases.

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yeah.

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True.

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That'd could be a whole podcast

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probably to

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Shout out to that.

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That one.

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Tick-tock he's like a comedy ticktack I don't know if y'all get him.

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The Tony is a Tony, something.

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It's the guy with the

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long

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Oh, Tony's stuff, a tachy or something like

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some shit like that.

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where he was like, trying out.

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new, new phrases for the first time.

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And then he was like, I think it's time.

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I think it's.

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And then he's like, yo man, there's plenty of fish in the sea.

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And they just looking

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around

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like, yo,

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fuck does that

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mean?

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And this spread is like, What the fuck does that mean?

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man?

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My heart is broken.

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Why are you talking about fucking fish, bro?

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Hello, that

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fucking funny.

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Oh my God.

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so we'll, we'll move on to our final story of the day.

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am I the asshole for snapping at my husband after he told me to go

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make him dinner at two in the more.

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Wait, he told her to make dinner.

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Yeah,

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and you're an

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And you're an adult.

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That's exactly.

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that could make your

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own fucking meal until you I

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may

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be.

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Preemptive here, but I

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think

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you're

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not

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the

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asshole,

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Yeah, I dunno.

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It's called

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but

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buddy.

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Ramen something quick.

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You

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can do it.

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serial dude serial, so

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I Cyril slaps, dude.

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If magic spoon ever

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sponsors us, my

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life

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Oh,

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God.

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That'd be so wet for some magic.

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the ad, right.

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That's the

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ad.

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That's the ad read?

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Nothing Makes me.

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wetter than magic spoon.

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We'd sell so much fucking cereal.

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Who needs milk anymore?

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God.

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Um, there goes all the sales.

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Yeah.

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so my husband, a 27 year old male has been coming home late recently.

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I'm talking two to 3:00 AM.

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I don't know what he's doing out that late.

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No,

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Stop.

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McDonald's bro.

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What are you doing, bro?

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What are you?

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Why are you waking up your wife at 2:00 AM.

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Pause.

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Stop.

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That's it

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but he says his evening shifts tend to extend any works, extra hours.

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I'm a new mother and I'm constantly exhausted and only

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get a few hours of sleep.

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Normally when he's out so late, I have my dinner and not put anything aside for

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him because he obviously eats at work.

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Like he said on Thursday, I get woken up by him, shaking me at 2 45 in the morning.

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I ask him what he wants and he tells me he's hungry and wants to eat.

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I tell him that I didn't have dinner.

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Put aside for him thinking he's already eaten at work.

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He loses it on me and

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asks, are you fucking crazy?

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Oh,

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He said

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that to

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her

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Yeah.

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bro.

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Bro.

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Fuck

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this guy, bro.

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ain't

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this guy.

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He wants to fucking

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smoke.

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are

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Oh shit.

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He then demands.

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I go make him dinner, dinner at two in the morning.

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I snap at him and yell at him asking him what dinner is at two in the morning.

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he then throws back at me that he was working all day and

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asked me what I was doing all

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day

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I don't know, raising your fucking

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kids.

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the fucking baby.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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The baby then gets woken up, which makes me matter.

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I start arguing with my husband and he storms out of the room saying I should

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make it up to him after I decided not to save dinner for him, then goes to comment

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on how much I eat and how much weight I've

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put on

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recently.

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No fuck you away.

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This isn't real.

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There's no fucking way.

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This is real.

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I've seen enough men tick docs that, uh, it could very much be real.

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some guys are

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Fucking pathetic.

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just psychopaths that there's no other there's no empathy,

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no respect, no anything going through this fucking guy's brain,

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I'm adding him to the list of people.

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he's right under, Greg Abbott.

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Now under people I want to box,

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Yeah.

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I refuse to make him dinner and he ended up going to sleep without eating anything.

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He then goes into radio silence.

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He couldn't figure it out himself.

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Using our promo code magic spoon.

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Uh, you could

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all the

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protein that you need from a meal

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and all the

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other nutritional, and

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makes you wet.

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it makes you super wet.

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so he then goes into radio silence.

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After telling me he works hard for this family compared to me, and that

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the least I could do is have dinner ready for him, whatever time it is.

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this

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guy's

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Am I am I the asshole for not getting up to make him dinner at

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2:00

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No,

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No, bro.

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She pushed out a baby and is raising your baby at home all day, every day.

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Yup.

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What, are you doing, bro?

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You are driving home from, I guess work.

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there's so many 24 hour places.

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You can grab a fucking meal, bro.

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Why are you?

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Dollar menu exists.

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it also seems very suspicious that he's saying work because it sounds

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like this has just started happening.

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And it seems to be like after the baby.

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Right.

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So if I had to put a hundred dollars on this, I would put it

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on, he's probably out at the bar drinking or doing some other shit

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Maybe

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Yeah, hear mine must be fucked up for you to come home until.

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The mother of your child 2:00

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AM Yeah, you can't be

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sober.

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There's no way you are out of your, your blitz out of your mind

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to be telling someone that shit.

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I was going to give him the benefit of a doubt, like, you know, brand new baby.

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It sounds like she's not working at the moment.

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So maybe, he's picking up extra hours

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maybe,

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but still.

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but also Chris brings up a good point.

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You can't be in your right mind to fucking shake your wife at 2 45 and go off on her

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Yeah.

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making you.

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When you're an adult person with hands

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like your kid, you're capable of working, you're capable of picking up food on

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the way home or fucking making, as we've said, multiple times, any kind of simple

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meal, grilled cheese, Mac, and cheese.

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Uh, all I'm thinking of cheese right now, but

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eggs

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toast,

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Uh,

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bread.

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That's a bread.

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Apparently not toast.

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We got into a, oh, wait.

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It's okay.

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We won't get into It

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it's washing over from

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our Monday episode,

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It's a Monday episode, wicked maniacs.

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If you're interested, listen to that.

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but man, it just, it makes me so fucking mad and two out of four of

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our, our, stories today are just like, I feel so bad that these women

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are having babies with these people.

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yeah.

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Uh, do babies just fry men's brains.

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Like, are they just suddenly fucking stupid once they have one?

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Because

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that's

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We know two people who just

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had babies

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within the past year, and they're

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doing

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amazing

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okay,

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what we see.

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Great debts.

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I don't think it fries their brains.

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These guys are definitely had their

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brains

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fried

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before

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this

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year.

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They were probably dickheads

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before, during and

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after this

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Yeah.

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Oh man.

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I, I dunno what else to say.

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You're definitely not the ass.

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no, definitely not.

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I would, I don't know.

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I honestly don't know what you should do.

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Buy more pre prepared meals and make them make himself.

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I don't know.

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Man.

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I don't know.

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So many times on this show, I'm just like divorce, but you

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know,

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it's never that easy.

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it's never that easy,

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especially with kids and

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stuff.

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for us to say, but

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yeah.

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to

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execute.

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So, I mean,

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truly like.

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I don't know, like find a way for him to

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seek Some sort of

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counseling or some shit, I don't know why the first thought is not just let

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me get some fucking McDonald's bro.

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That would be

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mine.

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I get

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it.

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You're working extra hours.

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So you're trying to, you know, get money and save money.

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McDonald's

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bro.

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It's so it's dumb.

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Cheap,

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like burgers should not be that cheap Or just

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fucking

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Because of what the fuck are you going to do after 2:00 AM that you need

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a fucking meeting egg or a meat and

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potato

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ass dinner.

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You're

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going to go straight to sleep.

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You do not need to be fucking eating shit like that.

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Like at two in the morning, like, why are

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are you

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that at two in the

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We haven't even mentioned that he straight up just called her

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fat.

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Oh, yeah.

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Where the fuck do you get

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fucking gave birth to your child.

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You

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God.

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dickhead.

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Piece of shit.

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Like, what is he implying?

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She ate all the food or something.

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Like, what does that have anything to do with the, the scenario

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that they're talking about?

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It's just something to, to hurt your significant other.

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It's something to actively go out of your way to make them

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feel

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bad.

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exactly.

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Oh,

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Oh

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my

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God.

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Fuck this guy divorce.

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disgusting.

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Yeah.

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it for you, Sean.

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Fuck this

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guy.

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divorce stamp,

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God.

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so that is it for this episode.

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what did you think.

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please let us know angrily in the comments,

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I'm looking at Chris like that, a James Franco meme from that cowboy movie.

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first

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time,

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Oh, yeah.

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first time being this enraged from

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uh, uh, welcome to hell.

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I saved these terrible, terrible ones for Sean.

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So, uh, welcome aboard Chris.

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This was fun in a way.

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So, uh, before we sign off though, Chris, I do want you to, tell the WCA

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or Shawn, if you want tell the Wikimedia maniacs about shots and thoughts

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and where they can find you guys.

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Oh,

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that's sick, dude.

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I don't.

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So Shawn has this really cool, like tagline, he says at the

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beginning, but his thing.

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I do not know off the top of

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my head,

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Sean, sounds like the put together one of shots and thoughts

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yeah.

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I feel, I feel like Reddit on Wiki, you and John are, are So put together

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that I will just slide into the chaotic

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role

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is, is

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my tendency.

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I

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that's fair.

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I I'm, I'm a little bit more in the middle.

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Sean's definitely way more or John's definitely way more organized.

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He has everything.

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And everything planned.

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He's got topics planned for like a month and a half in advance.

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I look at the

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Yeah.

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he's

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the only one that updates the calendar every time I every time I make the post.

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on cultivate asking for titles, like I honestly it's

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everyone, but me and Josh, that

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updates

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Yeah.

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We're I'm also disorganized.

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So

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it's fine.

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At least you have someone, you know,

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True.

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Uh, go ahead, Chris.

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Sorry, I cut you off

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there.

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uh, yeah.

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So shots and thoughts is a, uh, the podcast that Sean and I and Ryan I'll

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try cohost

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try

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those.

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Yeah.

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basically we learn something that like we either should know or didn't

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know, and, uh, we take shots through.

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as we uncover the truth behind things that we should have already known

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and

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we also play.

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And then after that, after halftime, we play some, fun drinking

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games that we all came up with,

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it's a

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it's a very unique show there's no other show out there.

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Like it, I can guarantee you

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that,

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it's got that right.

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Yeah.

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It's uh, we've been told it's a mix of like, reading rainbow mixed

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with hot ones, but very explicit

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and explicit reading rainbow.

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mixed with

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hot

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That's

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And hot ones doesn't have a Ryan.

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So you guys got a one

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up

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on that.

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Yeah,

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it does have a Shaun though,

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and I am

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a Shaun.

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That's true.

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Um, yeah, so, definitely a great podcast to go check out.

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links to that will be in the show notes.

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if you want to hear more of this show, consider subscribing and giving us a

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rating and review on whatever platform you are on, and don't forget, you can

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submit your own MIT Astle stories to us using Reddit on Wiki pod@gmail.com or DMS

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on Twitter and Instagram at red on Wiki.

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Not sure when we're going to do the listener submitted ones, depends

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on when John's coming back, but if he's not back soon, maybe Sean

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and I will hop on a couple, just cause there is a mountain of them.

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There's a whole bunch that I'm

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just stacking.

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so we will get to those.

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I promise, once John gets back or we'll figure something out.

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So, thank you for sending those and continue to send those.

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Uh, we will get to them

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eventually.

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Oh, announcement too.

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In regards to that.

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And John's attorney, if you could just send.

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Some good vibes or, you know, if you believe in prayers, some prayers,

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if you don't just Phibes positive thoughts, towards John's direction.

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That would be

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fantastic.

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100%.

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Yeah.

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we wish, John, his family, nothing but the best.

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And, uh, we hope to see him return with good news, uh, to cap it off.

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Thank you, Chris, for coming on the show

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Absolutely.

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Thank you all for having me tag me in again.

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and,

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one of these these are fun.

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I

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like

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talking shit about that.

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people

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and, uh, thank you, Sean.

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Our kind of Friday host once a month, host

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should be more regularly now, but, uh, thanks for coming

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on and giving your takes.

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thank you.

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Wikimedia maniacs for another amazing

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episode,

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we will see you on Monday.