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Day 1332– Diner Slang – Humor Unplugged
27th February 2020 • Wisdom-Trek © • H. Guthrie Chamberlain, III
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Wisdom-Trek / Creating a Legacy

Welcome to Day 1332 of our Wisdom-Trek, and thank you for joining me.

This is Guthrie Chamberlain, Your Guide to Wisdom

Diner Slang – Humor Unplugged

Wisdom - the final frontier to true knowledge. Welcome to Wisdom-Trek! Where our mission is to create a legacy of wisdom, to seek out discernment and insights, to boldly grow where few have chosen to grow before. Hello, my friend, I am Guthrie Chamberlain, your captain on our journey to increase Wisdom and Create a Living Legacy. Thank you for joining us today as we explore wisdom on our 2nd millennium of podcasts. This is Day 1332 of our Trek, and time for a 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged. Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life. Something to cheer you and provide a bit a levity in your life. We are told in Proverbs 15:30 A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health. We are also encouraged in Proverbs 17:22 A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength. Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today. So let’s jump right in with today’s funny which is titled:

Diner Slang

Joe walks into a diner, plops down at the counter, and places his order: “I want 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and tub of motor oil.”

Sally, the waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen & asks Sam the cook, “This guy out there just ordered 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a tub of oil. What does he think, this is an auto parts store?!”

“No,” Sam says, “3 flat tires means 3 pancakes , a pair of headlights is 2 eggs sunny side up and a tub of oil is a thermos of strong coffee.”

“Oh,” Sally exclaimed, as the light bulb turned on in her head. She ponders it a bit more, and then she spoons up a bowl of navy beans and serves it to Joe.Joe looks at Sally with a strange look and says, “What are the beans for?”

Sally replies as she fills up his thermos with strong coffee, “I thought that, while you're waiting for the flat tires & headlights, you might want to gas up.”

I hope that brought a smile to your face today. If it did pass your smile onto some else, we all could use a good smile. Our Thursday thought is: “If you fuel your journey on the opinions of others, you are going to run out of gas.”

Psalm 73:26

My health may fail, and my spirit may grow weak, but God remains the strength of my heart; he is mine forever.

Just as you enjoy these nuggets of humor, please encourage your friends and family to join us and then come along tomorrow for another day of ‘Wisdom-Trek, Creating a Legacy.' If you would like to listen to any of our past 1331 treks or read the Wisdom Journal, they are all available at  I encourage you to subscribe to Wisdom-Trek on your favorite podcast player, so each day will be downloaded to you automatically.

Thank you for allowing me to be your guide, mentor, and most importantly, I am your friend as I serve you in through this Wisdom-Trek podcast and journal each day.

As we take this Trek of life together, let us always:

  1. Live Abundantly (Fully)
  2. Love Unconditionally
  3. Listen Intentionally
  4. Learn Continuously
  5. Lend to others Generously
  6. Lead with Integrity
  7. Leave a Living Legacy Each Day

I am Guthrie Chamberlain….reminding you to ’Keep Moving Forward,’ ‘Enjoy your Journey,' and ‘Create a Great Day…Everyday’! See you tomorrow for Philosophy Friday!