If you spent this past Presidents’ Day lamenting that the world has gone to hell in a handbasket and foolishly yearning for the innocent, halcyon days of yesteryear, witness an 80-year-old story about a corrupt, capitalistic mogul with a penchant for Fake News who collects statues like Twitter followers, produced by a media-savvy, entitled 25-year-old. We’re talking about 1941’s Citizen Kane! The more things change, the more they stay the same! All that was missing was a diss track from Susan Alexander Kane.