On this week's GoBack episode, the Cool Girls travel with Stringfellow to rescue his brother, St. John, from a Laotian prison camp. But, can they save Dave Matthew's reputation in Tahlequah, Oklahoma?

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

this is our first morning record.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Is it?

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I think it

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might

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

It might be.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Good morning.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Good morning everyone.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Good morning.

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We are just all discussing our breakfast.

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Why

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

We were

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

introduce ourselves?

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Let's do the intro and then say our

names and what we had for breakfast.

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. borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Welcome to Cool Girls.

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Don't look at explosions where

we watch dude tv, but quickly,

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because we have breakfast to eat.

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I'm Beth and I had a cinnamon

roll and leftover bee dubs.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I am glow and I had cinnamon French toast

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with strawberries and whipped cream.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I'm Laura and I had a chocolate

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frosted sprinkle Dunkin donut.

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And a coffee that is mostly milk.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Wait is that how you

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usually drink your coffee?

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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'cause coffee's actually

pretty rough on me, so

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Oh,

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Oh

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

of it.

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So I get the

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

taste,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

yeah.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

it's mostly milk so that

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I don't suffer later.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Wait,

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

That is fair.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

you're fine with coffee, but or you're

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not okay with coffee, but milk is fine.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Okay.

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I

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Give me

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

all of that

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lactose up in here.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Me, me

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: wow.

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Wow.

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Y'all, that's a flex.

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That's such a flex.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

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Ben can't either.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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I no milk and cheese products like, no

dairy products to speak of three days.

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And then we went to the diner And

then I got a big bowl of Alfredo

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and I am just now feeling right.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Oh, geez.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: And

it was like, that was what, four days ago?

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Oh, dude.

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Yeah.

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'cause Beth was like, Hey, we

were there and Beth was like,

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Hey get you some Alfredo.

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And I did

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yes.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

very good.

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And I had it for lunch the next day.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Oh, good choice.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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They give you hella.

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It's so nice.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

It was like a whole head

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size full of Alfredo.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Wow.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: and

probably an entire bulb of garlic like it.

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Oh,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

very good.

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Very good.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

yes, Yes,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Alright.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Did you have a question?

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Glow?

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Uh, It's gone from my head

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now.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh, no.

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We got distracted by Alfredo.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

No it's totally gone.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Bested by Alfredo, once again,

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Alfredo.

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and we've lost the Italians.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Sorry.

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It was the Kube quo a couple weeks ago.

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It's the Italians.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

yeah.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I don't know how I'd put on the side

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of my Jeep Wrangler for the Italians,

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Maria Callas, Italy.

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I will put Maria Callas on the side

of my Jeep Wrangler if you pay for it.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Hell yeah, let's do it.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Now

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

someone to buy Beth a Jeep Wrangler.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

my car is back update.

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Yes.

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It's still, you know, they fixed

the hood, which is super chill.

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'cause you know, I made it sound

easy with the artful jabbing with the

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stick, but it's really quite difficult.

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So,

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but yeah, like it's still, I mean, it's

still like basically being held together

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by, with a thread and a prayer and you can

like totally feel it when you drive it.

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You're just like, Ooh,

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so cheap Wrangler.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

please?

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Please?

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

We will still write your show.

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We're

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workshopping

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

About it.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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We got a show here.

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Come on Jeep.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

we got memes too.

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I made a mockup of what America

the Jeep would look like.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Exactly.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

discord guys

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

It's very cute.

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Yeah, it's lovely.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

a

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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And

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

has a trans flag going off the back.

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It

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had,

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yes,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

your indigenous women, so I

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put it on the bumper sticker.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Mm-hmm.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

appreciates,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

squishing Nazis under its very big tires.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

which is super cute.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

very big tires are supposed to be for.

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Yeah.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Exactly.

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Nazi crushing.

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Yeah,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

That's cannon.

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Also Jeep, aren't you like supposed

to support adventurous spirits?

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That's like your thing.

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And we all have adventurous spirits.

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And what's more adventurous than taking

a chance on a little Midwestern girl

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who needs a Jeep and has a dream.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Indeed.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Truth,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Oh I remember what I was gonna say, Laura.

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So, no, actually this is kind of

an interesting piece of trivia.

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So, Laura, are you part

Austrian in any way?

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I don't think so, but I don't really know.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Okay.

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Because the ability to digest dairy be

traced back to one little part of Europe

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where they were basically cut off from the

world and had to adjust to milk products.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Huh.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

a lot of that gene, as far as I've been

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educated, has come from that little area.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Okay.

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I know my mom's family is largely Swedish.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

There you go.

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That's probably it.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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Like the ones that came from elsewhere.

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'cause she's got some that were indigenous

to the United States, but the ones

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that came from elsewhere from Sweden.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

There you go.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

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Yeah,

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Sick.

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I'm sure if Sweden wanted to

sponsor us all to move there I

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could learn how to digest dairy.

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Plus I look really cute.

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One of the sweaters,

what do you say, Sweden?

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I mean,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

the Jeep would look great.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: I

will pay to put ABBA on my own damn Jeep,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Let's see.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Sweden.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

SW Swiss flag.

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Yeah,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

ABBA all the time from

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the

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh my God, yes.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Serious speakers and

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ABBA

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah.

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No, for real.

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Seriously?

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Yes.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

what we're asking Jeep is

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for you to take a chance.

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Take a chance.

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Take a chance on us.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yes.

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Because we're all alone

and it really hurts.

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Although also fun fact, Sweden and Laura

and Glow, but also Sweden when I was

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little, I would not get up for anything.

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Like my dad tried everything.

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He like at some point, chucked stuffed

animals at me to try to get me to wake up.

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And he brought me hot chocolate in

bed to try to get me to wake up.

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I wouldn't wake up.

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And out of a moment of frustration

because the speakers for our sound system

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were right under my room growing up,

he just blared dancing queen and did an

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entire like, dance in my doorway to it.

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And that was the only

thing that woke me up.

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So we used it constantly to wake me up.

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So now I have a Pavlovian

response to Dancing Queen.

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I am one of you Sweden

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Do you know what else gets me a response?

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Is the airwolf theme.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yes.

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Oh, speaking of Airwolf, I think

we're supposed to be doing a

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podcast episode about that.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah,

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Is that what we're

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supposed to be doing today?

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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one.

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Did

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

yeah,

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

is our go back.

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Oh my gosh, yes.

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I think,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

of television, even

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though I

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

got out of it what we wanted.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: and,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

what I was like focused on, was

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

did not get anything

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Gin Hawk out of

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

And I'm like, I'm a little torn like, I

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too really enjoyed this episode, like,

I don't know if it's because I was

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enjoying the episode, like genuinely, or

because we've had the SW of season four.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Mm-hmm.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

we've been like digesting for so long like

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going back to actual helicopter fights

and Earnest Borg nine and excellent music

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and cool location changes and stuff.

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If that's why, because like we had

just been like basically surviving on

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peanuts and we were given airplane food.

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You know, I feel like

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

food.

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Yeah.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

air wolf food.

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Yeah

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

it might be a little bit of both,

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but thi this, I'm glad we're

ending on this one, guys, because

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

was television.

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Like I, I enjoyed it.

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I was entertained.

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I

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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I did like actually enjoy

that last helicopter fight.

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Like I had fun.

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It was fun.

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It was not a chore like

it has been recently.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

It feels and obviously we didn't watch the

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rest of the show, so we don't really know.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

maybe the show kind of forgot about

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Syngen after this episode for a

while until they needed Syngen

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and they went back to get him.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Fair enough.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Dunno for sure about that.

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But also the spinoff, it's not spinoff,

but season four had the ingredients

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that it kind of should have been

more to like our style and our taste.

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we have

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

and we have Joe who's look at

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these doofuses and they're kind of

doofy and they're kind of funny and

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah,

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

not toxic,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

sure.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

And yet it didn't spark joy.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

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It definitely could have done a lot

of things better, but, and I don't

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even know if budget was the thing.

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I think it might have been writing.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

That's the other thing, like I was

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totally thinking about this last night,

but like the actors too, in this show,

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uh, in season four, you know, they

had really pretty high caliber actors.

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Like

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

actor for

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

They had a Van Dyke, they had Joe who

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was also amazing, Jason also fabulous.

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He was doing like physical

comedy, like all sorts of stuff.

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And like the cast was

clearly wildly talented

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and it still fell flat.

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Like, And they had chemistry too,

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

They did.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

So it should have worked.

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And I think really you're right,

that like it was the writing,

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it had to have been the writing

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

weird ass editing who edited that.

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Was it a drunken toddler?

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Did they get the drunken toddler back?

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They really need to stop

giving the toddler alcohol.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

was a moose.

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where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

the show and edited the show.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

A drunken moose came in and sat on

317

everything and they were like, damn it.

318

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

All the good stuff is gone.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

320

Oh, Canada.

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

My home in Native land.

322

See, I know your national anthem.

323

Take me

324

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

guys take us before they take

325

us all to Salvadorian prisons,

326

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

peace.

327

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

We are definitely getting sent there.

328

Look at us.

329

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah,

330

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Okay,

331

well, I guess we're about to find out.

332

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I went to a union protest for the

333

Michigan Education Association.

334

We

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borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Hell yeah.

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st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

there were hundreds of us lined up

337

along a really big thoroughfare in the

Detroit area and just basically saying,

338

Hey, hands off of our education, please.

339

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Oh, it's too late.

340

They already have their

hands all over mine.

341

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, it's about to be all over mine too.

342

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Thank you for standing up Harvard,

343

who has the least to lose, probably.

344

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

345

That's been like, kind of an interesting

thing that's come out of Michigan State

346

and Ohio State are kind of forming

an alliance with the other Big 10.

347

Basically you know about this glow.

348

Do you know about this, Laura?

349

So basically the Big 10 have created

an alliance where if one of them is

350

attacked by the Trump administration,

the other nine will come to their defense

351

legally, financially, whatever they need.

352

They're fighting as one, and a

lot of schools are doing that.

353

And it is such a weird moment that

I'm sitting here rooting for Ohio

354

State, and I don't know how to feel.

355

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

J just me

356

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

It's very upsetting.

357

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

10 are.

358

No worries.

359

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

360

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

that's fine.

361

See if Oklahoma's in there anywhere.

362

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

no, we used to have the big 12 down

363

here, but then we joined the SEC,

364

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Ah

365

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

and the SEC won't let you be.

366

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

or let me be me.

367

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

stuff.

368

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Thank you, glow.

369

No, you're fine.

370

I was doing an Eminem,

I was doing an Eminem.

371

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

finest.

372

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Ah,

373

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I also dunno anything about that either.

374

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I'm gonna say,

375

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

all up on eight mile up around here.

376

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

uh, I'm going to respectfully disagree

377

and say Iggy Pop and also Mc five.

378

Yeah.

379

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Oh, I didn't know that.

380

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

that's pretty

381

great.

382

Iggy Pop was on Deep Space Nine, so

383

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

that's right.

384

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

All right.

385

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

We will not be addressing

386

Ted Nugent or Kid Rock.

387

They hunt people for sport.

388

You can't tell me I'm wrong.

389

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

How does this episode start, ladies?

390

don't even

391

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

s we're in a shady

392

alley with Stringfellow.

393

And there's just Asian men

peeking out at him everywhere.

394

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, I said,

395

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

and then they just come out

396

him.

397

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah.

398

We start off with Hawk sly

sering down an alleyway.

399

He's meeting a dude.

400

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Side Story.

401

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

It really does.

402

I was kind of expecting people

to be snapping rhythmically.

403

But yeah.

404

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Tommy comes out and he's speaking

405

Thai, which is really fun.

406

This episode's fun for me because

I did study abroad in Thailand and

407

yeah, so there's a lot of cool Thai

stuff going on in this episode.

408

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yes.

409

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I'm gonna tell you guys

410

they ate in Thailand.

411

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

No way.

412

I'm pretty sure this same

413

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: What?

414

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

back up in Thailand.

415

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh, I think you're right.

416

I was wondering that,

417

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

No.

418

Pretty

419

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Recycled alleyways, though are

420

preferable to recycled helicopter shots.

421

Emma Wright, season four, wink.

422

But yeah, so he meets with a guy

with a briefcase and our old pal,

423

Archangel, it was nice to see him again.

424

The guy wants $2,000

from Hawk, which I did.

425

Look it up.

426

It is $6,155 90 cents in today's money.

427

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Oof.

428

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Beth, I do have a very important

429

question for you though.

430

You just got your hair cut.

431

Did you show Archangel's picture to Megan?

432

I.

433

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

You go fuck yourself.

434

Clo

435

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

no,

436

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Oh, you forgot?

437

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

our friend.

438

Megan is a hair wizard and

also a wig expert, and we just

439

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yes.

440

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

to know, is Archangel wearing a wig?

441

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh, shit.

442

That's what you meant.

443

You weren't like, you were

like, look at your hair.

444

Look at her's hair.

445

I,

446

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

no, you don't.

447

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

No.

448

Oh my God.

449

I would be such a bitch.

450

No, I was talking about,

451

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: okay.

452

That's why I said go fuck yourself.

453

I take it back.

454

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

no, I thought you were saying that be No,

455

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: No.

456

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

week's?

457

Who are you, Beth?

458

That I was asking Jair to check

and see with your friend if

459

Archangel's hair was a wig.

460

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh, I'm so sorry.

461

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

a request I made of Jair.

462

So the fact that

463

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Oh,

464

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

it, he dropped the ball.

465

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I am.

466

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I mean, in his defense.

467

In his defense he, we have both been

extremely stressed this week, so

468

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

go to Europe again,

469

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah.

470

Yeah.

471

So everybody's been kind

of running around, so

472

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

oh my God.

473

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

It sucks though.

474

'cause like we did, we hung out with with

my hairdresser Megan and our friend, yeah.

475

Friend of the pod Megan

for a while yesterday.

476

'cause she cut my hair.

477

Then we went to dinner, then we went

and got a birthday presents for a

478

friend of ours in Hot Topic, which I

have not been in since I was like 20.

479

It smells the same, but it was really

surreal because I was clearly not

480

the target audience anymore and

I didn't know how to handle that.

481

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

482

My son wants to go there to

look at like anime stuff.

483

'cause they'll have one piece stuff and

484

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I saw some one piece hats.

485

They've also got a fair amount

of Studio Ghibli stuff and

486

never Fear Hot Cheeto girl.

487

They still have the Slipknot pajama pants.

488

So, yes, that really took me back.

489

But yeah, and then we

ran to the Goon store and

490

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

a gas pa store?

491

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

oh my God, they're so cool.

492

Okay, so, so it's a store of a bunch

of those vending machines that you

493

see like in restaurants and stuff

that have little bubbles, except

494

these are like way more well-crafted.

495

. And so they come in little things and

you like pay for tokens and then you put

496

different tokens in different machines.

497

They had a shark machine, so I kind

of spent a lot of time on that one.

498

And then you like put them together,

but they're like kind of, they're

499

not like cheap looking, you know,

they're like, really so this

500

is like my great white shark.

501

I was really hoping for a whale shark,

but I got him and I got a saw tooth shark.

502

Yeah.

503

And some of them are collectibles, like

I got a little campfire bunny and if I

504

collect the whole campfire animal set,

then I get to put together the tent.

505

'Cause each one comes with like

different pieces of this tent.

506

And yeah, so it's kind of like that.

507

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I like it.

508

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

they're really cute guys.

509

It's you know, that you're,

'cause you like put $20 in to

510

get eight tokens or something.

511

And like each shark was four tokens.

512

So it's

513

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

It's gambling.

514

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

it's gambling is what it is.

515

Yeah.

516

But it, I don't know.

517

Even when you lose, you win.

518

Like

519

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

yeah.

520

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

You

521

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I feel like I win when I lose

522

Waterloo, you know what I'm saying?

523

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

There's abba just blasting out of America.

524

The Jeep.

525

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Get outta Sweden please.

526

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

But guys, Why are we doing

527

money exchange for a briefcase?

528

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Oh.

529

Because Hawk got some real grainy

photos of possible syngen in a

530

Laotian prison camp run by Warlord.

531

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

532

Real grainy does not look

like Barry Van Dyke at all.

533

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: No.

534

It really doesn't.

535

And yeah, you can just make

out that it's a white guy.

536

If you showed me this photo.

537

And said, this is a photo of

Dave Matthews in Alien Ocean

538

prison camp run by a warlord.

539

I would be like yes, it is.

540

That could be any white guy

541

crimes against, he was imprisoned

for crimes against the Chicago River.

542

Am I right?

543

Ha.

544

cause poop.

545

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

reputation in the town

546

of Taliqua, Oklahoma, so

547

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Did he dump?

548

Did he dump poop in out

Taliqua, Oklahoma as well.

549

Oh,

550

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

like, for some reason, he was doing

551

a concert, I think at Northeastern

State University and just left a bunch

552

of unpaid bar tabs all around town.

553

So people were pretty pissed,

554

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

David Matthews

555

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

David Elizabeth Matthews.

556

You get back to Telequah,

Oklahoma and pay your bills.

557

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Christian name.

558

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

30 years, but

559

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Gosh darn it.

560

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, so it's a crude interest.

561

So now he's gotta pay a bag with interest.

562

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

just drop the check

563

off at Cherokee Nation.

564

They'll figure it out.

565

Don't worry

566

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

567

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Dave Matthews hates Native Americans.

568

That is what we're saying.

569

saying this until you pay

back your Telequah bar tabs.

570

David.

571

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

He's not Canadian or Swedish, right?

572

Hold on, just make sure

573

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

slandered Dave Matthews because I heard

574

stuff as like a preteen and believed

it and it's not true or something.

575

Oh my God.

576

I'm, if that's how it is, I'm

really sorry Dave Matthews,

577

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

he dump.

578

Don't be,

579

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

it is, go fuck yourself.

580

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Don't be sorry.

581

He still dumped all that sewage on all

those tourists in the Chicago River.

582

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

583

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Can the name of this episode just

584

be rage bait for Dave Matthews?

585

Say, go fuck yourself Dave

Matthews and see if he listens.

586

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, I can put that down in a

587

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

gotta have a Google Alert

588

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

'cause You, you are editing this episode.

589

Glow

590

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

editing this episode, so he's

591

just like on the internet here,

592

where's my name?

593

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

My names in this little podcast.

594

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

What happened here?

595

Productions the only

podcast to have pissed off.

596

Jay, Michael Dave

597

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

And maybe the Welsh and the

598

who we are not sure yet,

599

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

also Italy.

600

We forgot

601

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

and Italy

602

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Cool Girls, don't look at explosions.

603

The Swedes love us.

604

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I think ABBA could take Dave Matthews.

605

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I think ABBA could take not to mention

606

not only that, but like they've

got all of those scars, guards,

607

and they're very like giant men.

608

They're giant muscular men.

609

They could totally take Dave

Matthews, who would, that's the

610

description of this episode.

611

Dave Matthews.

612

Rage bait.

613

Who would win in a fight?

614

The Scars Guards or Dave Matthews.

615

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

come at us

616

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

If this is how we go viral.

617

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh my God.

618

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

anyway.

619

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I like how unhinged this episode

620

has already become big fan.

621

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

really wild.

622

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Okay.

623

Anyway, so even Archangel points

out the graininess of this Dave

624

Matthews Les Syngen Hawk photo,

and he's this photo is so grainy.

625

It could be Dave Matthews and

Stringfellow's I know my own brother.

626

Like what?

627

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

628

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

But anyway.

629

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

he says, I'd go through

630

hell to get Syngen out.

631

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, and no one's doubting that.

632

It's just

633

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

about it a lot.

634

Yeah.

635

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

yeah, why is he being so defensive?

636

At no point did Archangel say

that photo's really great.

637

He, maybe you should just give up.

638

He was just like, are you sure?

639

'cause that photo was really

rainy which is a fair point,

640

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yep.

641

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

but the government can't interfere.

642

We know because, so he can't

get help from the firm.

643

He can't get help from the government

because, and this basically has to be

644

like a, an unsanctioned, like Black

Ops mission because it's run by a

645

warlord and not the latian government.

646

So they can't there's no bargaining

chip there, there's no agreement,

647

there's no, they just can't be involved.

648

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Right.

649

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I think my favorite thing is thinking back

650

to season four, I love how Jason had to

take his like non-paid time off of his

651

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I know.

652

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

and this is a cool black ops situation

653

with a don't know, season four.

654

Wow.

655

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yeah.

656

Season four, like what the fuck?

657

Because Yeah, because Archangel's we can't

help you, but we could help you though.

658

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

And then not Archangel

659

to Jason is just yeah.

660

Have fun

661

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

662

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

by yourself.

663

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Exactly.

664

And Jason's out here hitchhiking.

665

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

666

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

yeah.

667

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

668

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Being called Bill Cosby and

669

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Jesus Christ.

670

Oh my God.

671

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep,

672

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

The indignities of Jason.

673

You know, that should really be the

title of the He Wolf behind the scenes

674

book that we are totally gonna write.

675

And then we get a cut to the cabin.

676

We get the cabin back, y'all.

677

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

And all

678

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah, we did.

679

Yeah.

680

It's like

681

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yes.

682

And we get down back.

683

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Ernest Borgne.

684

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

That's an air horn y'all.

685

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

686

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

So that was really cool.

687

I did experience a rush of

dopamine personally when Ernest

688

Borgne popped up on the screen.

689

That was really nice.

690

They're strategizing and Hawk decides that

they need to put together a little squad.

691

They need to get the band back

together so that they can go

692

in and extract gin and get out.

693

Dom asks Hawk where he's gonna find

people crazy enough for that, and we

694

immediately cut to a dirt bike race.

695

So, I know,

696

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

people

697

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

yes, you just do any me money.

698

Mow it, you know, every

third dirt biker statistics.

699

But it turns out one of the racers

is one of hawk's old buddies and a

700

soldier in arms, and he looks way

too old to be a dirt bike racer.

701

You know?

702

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

and

703

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

it's a mustache and the

704

fact that it's the eighties.

705

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

but also he is too old.

706

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

707

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

dirt bikes is not easy on your joints.

708

And I would assume somebody

in his I would assume forties

709

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, I was thinking forties.

710

Yeah,

711

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

712

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: If

you've been doing that your whole life.

713

'cause it's like being a dancer, right?

714

I mean, also not easy

in your joints and by 40

715

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

yeah.

716

Dude,

717

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

you know, they've taken some abuse, but

718

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

we did have to prove that

719

he was still bad, you know?

720

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

There was like an undisclosed amount

721

of time where he was not racing

turnpikes when they were all in the

722

Vietnamese prison camp or whatever.

723

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

That's true.

724

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

yeah, they

725

State later that at least this guy

and Wallace were there together.

726

I

727

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yes.

728

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

also Stringfellow, but

729

it seems like probably

730

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

731

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

732

Yeah.

733

And this guy's name is Kerns.

734

We find out.

735

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

736

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

It's okay.

737

I thought his name was

Mike, but I was wrong.

738

So

739

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

by the mustache

740

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

741

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

time.

742

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

it's a very dis I mean,

743

it's a very fluffy mustache.

744

It's very, like I feel like

you could hide things in there.

745

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Also, in this episode, did anybody

746

else feel like the men were awfully

close together all of the time?

747

I know we are

748

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yes.

749

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

limited like.

750

Window to get them in.

751

But there were moments that I was like,

those two actors have to be uncomfortable

752

with how close they are to one another.

753

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Or they're really comfortable with it.

754

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

were they really comfortable?

755

Yeah.

756

Yeah.

757

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I, not to make everything

758

gay, but that's what I do.

759

And I mean, brothers in arms

very quickly became lovers in

760

arms, you know what I'm saying?

761

Like

762

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

They were all very

763

tight in a lot of shots.

764

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Were very tight and then

765

they became very tight.

766

Boom.

767

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

This has been your gay Minute with Beth.

768

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yes,

769

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Everything is gay.

770

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

everything is gay with Beth

771

in the morning.

772

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Speaking of gay, Reagan's on

773

the wall of the next scene.

774

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

oh.

775

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

What's on the wall of the next scene?

776

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Really I didn't notice

777

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Did you guys notice esp?

778

Like you're talking about the tight shots.

779

So while they're waiting for Gary

Wallace, there's a gigantic portrait

780

of Ronald Reagan behind them.

781

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh yeah, that is

782

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

783

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I was

784

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Upsettingly

785

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

distracted

786

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: l.

787

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

in that scene by Ernest ine

788

in a tie, he like dressed up

to go to the senator's office.

789

Was very cute.

790

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: It

was very cute and he is still wearing his

791

old man hat that like silky old man hat.

792

I've never seen anyone under

the age of 70 wear a silky hat.

793

Like a silky like cap, you know?

794

But yeah, and then we find out that he

yeah, he was also a nom, the senator.

795

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

796

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

They did

797

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

and he's,

798

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

of setting up the whole story

799

with the senator for me.

800

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

they really did, because like we see him

801

like making a speech about environmental

preservation and then you're like,

802

where the fuck are they watching this?

803

And why is Ronald Reagan with them?

804

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah,

805

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

And then the senator comes in and you

806

realize it's his office, but you don't

really get like an establishing shot

807

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

No.

808

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

of it being his office.

809

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

No.

810

You feel like you're in a weird

waiting room, but it's not.

811

Yeah,

812

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, exactly.

813

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

and the whole thing, like when we were

814

talking to him and then we cut from the

scene, I had gotten an impression that

815

somehow Wallace was in on Syngen capture.

816

Like they set him up as, 'cause

every politician has been like evil

817

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

True.

818

Good point.

819

Good

820

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, it's true.

821

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

on it.

822

He's a bad guy.

823

And no, they're actually setting up

something like entirely different.

824

But

825

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

826

Look at

827

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

idea.

828

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: make

eye contact with his long flowing locks.

829

Laura, you can have long flowing

locks and be evil in this

830

show, except if you're a lady,

831

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

But Wallace

832

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I don't know.

833

And

834

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

then he

835

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

then immediately says yes.

836

Yeah.

837

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

They walk out the door

838

and he's oh, dang it.

839

I guess I gotta go.

840

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

841

Not even like fully out of the door.

842

And he is ha, jk, let's go.

843

I just did a bunch of poppers.

844

Woo.

845

And yeah, and then they strategize at

America, the Jeep which we get back.

846

Yay.

847

And Kerns and Wallace are

again very close together.

848

Very close together,

making deep eye contact.

849

If this show were now, they would

be making out is all I'm saying.

850

If this show were Riverdale.

851

And so yeah, and then they're all

like, we don't have the firepower

852

necessary for this, but it's okay

because then Dom shows up with

853

Airwolf and they're all like, what?

854

And then he wastes a bunch of ammo

by pew and everything around 'em.

855

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Good.

856

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I know,

857

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I miss Airwolf.

858

Zoomies.

859

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

They look real

860

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

right?

861

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

862

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

The pew P pew.

863

Yeah.

864

But it did kind of lead me to a

logistical question, like, where are

865

they getting all of this ammo is like

the firm supplying it, even though

866

they don't know where Airwolf is.

867

Do they just drop it off at the cabin

whenever Hawk snaps his fingers?

868

What's happening here?

869

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

870

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Enough.

871

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

I don't know

872

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

the Battlestar Galactica situation.

873

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

exactly.

874

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

875

And you talked about

that this week as well?

876

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh shit.

877

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yep.

878

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

So Jair and I kind of have

879

this like unspoken agreement.

880

Like he typically doesn't listen to

this podcast very often, and so I

881

don't listen to Who are you very often

because in that way, like we keep the,

882

we keep everything even I don't know.

883

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

we put out guys

884

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

I know

885

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

every week.

886

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

like

887

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Yeah, you're so good at that.

888

Yeah.

889

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

and your praise.

890

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

891

Which we appreciate.

892

But yeah, so anyway, they Dom and string,

fellow pile into Air Wolf and Head

893

for Laos to do like a recon mission.

894

But you know, it's string fellow, so.

895

It starts off recon and turns into let's

get close, let's get shot at to Tom's no.

896

And of course they do.

897

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

I have a question for you guys.

898

Did you guys think about

why when the Vietnam War was

899

many years ago at this point,

900

Do they still have syngen and POWs?

901

Why would you do that?

902

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

the end game?

903

What do you get out of that?

904

I don't understand.

905

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

906

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

S so I talked to Ben about this.

907

Okay, so Ben likes war stuff.

908

And so you guys know that Sylvester

Stallone and the people around him

909

had a theory at this time, like during

this, when this stuff was being filmed,

910

that there were still people being

held in camps after the Vietnam War?

911

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Is that why Rambo?

912

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yes.

913

So Rambo is on that.

914

Like it is, it's a

conspiracy theory basically.

915

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Okay.

916

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

basically what Airwolf is doing, what Ben

917

thinks Airwolf is doing, is playing into

that conspiracy theory that there are

918

still Vietnam War POWs in those camps.

919

That is why we have a whole episode

of Syngen still there, even though

920

the Vietnam War was like years ago.

921

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

Yeah.

922

And I think Aaron looked

923

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Huh?

924

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

up like when the last

925

POW had been released,

926

Sometime in the late seventies, it

927

we still this drum?

928

And that, I guess that's it.

929

Like people really still

930

And.

931

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

yep.

932

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

So so there wasn't any validity

933

whatsoever, like nothing has come

out like to support this at all.

934

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

and if you think about it, you know,

935

if you really just used a little

bit of logic, there would be nothing

936

that these people could tell the

Vietnamese or the lain about strategy.

937

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

938

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

later, you know, there's nothing

939

you can extract out of them,

why would they still have them?

940

But it's one of those like sad

situations where, yeah, there were

941

a lot of people who were missing

in action you were in the jungle,

942

They wanted to think that they were

still alive, and it just wasn't

943

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

944

I think a lot of cons.

945

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

would be revenge, right?

946

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah,

947

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

but why would you waste the resources on

948

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

exactly.

949

Because even if you were, you know,

bare minimum torturing these people,

950

it still costs money, you know,

to have soldiers watching them.

951

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

952

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

So why would you do that?

953

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

954

I mean, I think ultimately a lot of

conspiracy theories can be boiled down

955

to unprocessed grief if we're being real.

956

And I think this is one of 'em for sure.

957

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

So interesting.

958

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: So

anyway they go in for their recon Dom

959

is, I guess, putting in a CD to record

the new schematics and handles this.

960

Oh my God.

961

And the way he's handling

the CD so gently, so cavity.

962

I've never seen anyone in my

life handle a CD that way.

963

I like, you know, everybody

just like whacking him into

964

the player chewing on him.

965

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

No

966

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

you see

967

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

CD and he had lots of very, he

968

still has lots of very fancy CDs.

969

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: Yeah.

970

Yeah.

971

I mean, I was taught to,

972

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

from like stacks that

973

you got from Sam's Club?

974

Yeah.

975

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

yeah.

976

Yeah.

977

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: yes.

978

I, in fact yeah, we would trade CDs

at my little arts high school 'cause

979

we were all obsessive audio files.

980

So we would, yeah, we would

absolutely share them.

981

And trade and barter, it was pretty

cute in like the middle of class,

982

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

what a world.

983

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

It was usually musical

984

theater CDs For a while.

985

It was Jesus Christ Superstar.

986

Everybody was trading copies

of Jesus Christ Superstar.

987

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

an amazing musical, by the way.

988

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

So

989

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Truly.

990

where-in-the-world-is-st--john-hawke-_1_04-19-2025_091529:

this weekend.

991

Yeah.

992

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

993

Easter everybody.

994

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529:

Oh yeah, it's Easter.

995

Yeah.

996

Happy happy Easter if you celebrate

997

st--glo-pronounced--sinjin---heli-copter-_1_04-19-2025_101536:

Yeah.

998

I mean, it'll be a couple weeks, you know,

past Easter, but happy Easter in the past.

999

borgnine-baddie_1_04-19-2025_101529: y.

00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:54,690

So yeah, so they do this, you know, the

string of course decides to go in for a

00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:59,730

little looky before heading back, and of

course, he flies away the fuck too low.

00:36:59,730 --> 00:37:02,040

And of course, Airwolf gets shot at a ton.

00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:02,480

Yeah.

00:37:03,150 --> 00:37:05,850

Anyway, now we're in Bangkok, Thailand,

00:37:06,335 --> 00:37:06,555

Yep.

00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,060

string and Dom meet Wallace and Kerns

00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,550

taxi out front of the hotel, I'm assuming.

00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,150

So I do wanna make a little note.

00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:21,120

So as my, you know, my officialness

here of living in Bangkok for four

00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:26,480

whole months basically they did a

little shot of, you know, setting

00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,040

the scene that we're in Thailand.

00:37:28,410 --> 00:37:32,910

It looked like they were at one of the

floating markets, which is not in Bangkok.

00:37:32,910 --> 00:37:34,380

I just wanna make that clear.

00:37:34,745 --> 00:37:35,035

00:37:36,270 --> 00:37:36,900

and

00:37:37,405 --> 00:37:37,525

00:37:37,770 --> 00:37:40,170

do a good job, I think, of like setting

00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:46,980

up this like side lot of whatever, you

know, set they're on to look like a Thai

00:37:46,980 --> 00:37:49,550

restaurant, but none of this is Thailand.

00:37:52,205 --> 00:37:54,545

And of course the camera pans to

00:37:54,545 --> 00:38:02,285

a dude in a car across the street

from the Knot Tie Hotel, reading a

00:38:02,285 --> 00:38:05,375

newspaper, clearly spying on them.

00:38:05,714 --> 00:38:07,064

They say what they're eating

00:38:07,064 --> 00:38:09,644

there is called to, okay.

00:38:09,859 --> 00:38:18,269

Not, they're not eating to so, so to

is a na basically their national dish.

00:38:18,269 --> 00:38:21,319

You think of it as being pad Thai.

00:38:21,319 --> 00:38:21,979

It's not,

00:38:22,594 --> 00:38:22,884

00:38:23,029 --> 00:38:25,669

is a soup and this one

00:38:25,669 --> 00:38:27,499

would have shrimp in it.

00:38:27,709 --> 00:38:29,959

So they're definitely

not eating soup here.

00:38:30,259 --> 00:38:31,039

They're just eating

00:38:31,204 --> 00:38:31,474

00:38:31,489 --> 00:38:33,529

mishmash of Asian looking food

00:38:33,529 --> 00:38:34,819

that they could be eating.

00:38:34,879 --> 00:38:35,329

So

00:38:35,644 --> 00:38:36,304

Jesus.

00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:39,949

that Tomi Yung was Thai food.

00:38:39,949 --> 00:38:41,119

But that is not Tomi Yung.

00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:41,524

Yeah.

00:38:41,584 --> 00:38:43,114

They like did half the research.

00:38:43,264 --> 00:38:46,504

Yeah, I was gonna say, yeah, any quick

00:38:46,504 --> 00:38:50,674

Google would do that, but this was the

eighties and they did not have Google.

00:38:50,749 --> 00:38:51,259

have Google.

00:38:51,724 --> 00:38:52,624

Jesus Christ.

00:38:52,624 --> 00:38:53,914

I will see myself out.

00:38:54,424 --> 00:38:59,324

But while they're eating, not

Tam did I get that right, Tam?

00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:00,824

Okay, cool.

00:39:01,064 --> 00:39:01,334

Thank you.

00:39:01,664 --> 00:39:06,344

The, we get introduced to the

babe de jour for this episode.

00:39:07,184 --> 00:39:10,004

She is named Charmaine.

00:39:10,634 --> 00:39:12,794

She is played by Ka Sherif.

00:39:13,209 --> 00:39:14,774

Who, who was in.

00:39:15,449 --> 00:39:16,499

Supernatural.

00:39:16,499 --> 00:39:17,399

Just kidding.

00:39:17,849 --> 00:39:19,769

She was not in supernatural.

00:39:21,629 --> 00:39:25,289

There will be another one I'll get to

talk about supernatural muck my words.

00:39:25,559 --> 00:39:31,409

But she was in Wonder Woman

and the search for Spock.

00:39:31,784 --> 00:39:32,894

Wow.

00:39:34,079 --> 00:39:34,229

What up?

00:39:35,279 --> 00:39:36,179

That's an air horn.

00:39:36,329 --> 00:39:37,679

I really should get an air horn.

00:39:38,519 --> 00:39:43,349

And she was also in Magnum pi,

which I believe is on our list.

00:39:43,499 --> 00:39:43,859

So

00:39:44,069 --> 00:39:45,404

So she has her badass.

00:39:45,564 --> 00:39:46,124

Bonafide.

00:39:47,279 --> 00:39:48,299

She does indeed.

00:39:48,489 --> 00:39:52,089

And today Charmaine is

gonna be their expert guide.

00:39:52,299 --> 00:39:52,899

What up?

00:39:53,594 --> 00:39:54,084

Alright.

00:39:54,999 --> 00:39:55,269

Yeah

00:39:55,449 --> 00:39:58,799

actually 'cause you know there was

all that European colonization,

00:39:58,799 --> 00:40:00,449

mostly England and France, right

00:40:00,539 --> 00:40:01,229

00:40:01,259 --> 00:40:01,829

in the zone.

00:40:01,829 --> 00:40:06,749

I was like, oh, did like

Thailand get colonized by France?

00:40:06,929 --> 00:40:08,639

So fun little fact.

00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:11,189

I did take Thai history when I was

00:40:11,279 --> 00:40:11,639

00:40:11,849 --> 00:40:12,659

University,

00:40:13,199 --> 00:40:13,559

00:40:13,649 --> 00:40:15,239

little thing about Thailand

00:40:15,339 --> 00:40:17,259

Is that it was never colonized.

00:40:17,589 --> 00:40:20,799

And basically the reason why

it was never colonized is

00:40:20,799 --> 00:40:23,289

because it westernized so fast.

00:40:24,129 --> 00:40:29,919

So, for example, if you get chopsticks

at a Thai restaurant that is not

00:40:29,919 --> 00:40:34,209

authentic, they eat with a knife and

a fork and a spoon just like we do.

00:40:35,094 --> 00:40:35,919

Oh, okay.

00:40:36,439 --> 00:40:38,779

So that is a very big point of pride for

00:40:38,779 --> 00:40:40,669

them, is that they were never colonized.

00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:42,679

That's pretty cool.

00:40:43,129 --> 00:40:44,839

Yeah, that's,

00:40:44,839 --> 00:40:45,979

Google search told me

00:40:46,039 --> 00:40:46,309

00:40:46,729 --> 00:40:46,969

Yep.

00:40:47,629 --> 00:40:48,049

but yeah.

00:40:48,739 --> 00:40:51,079

that is Malta actually.

00:40:51,529 --> 00:40:51,829

oh, yeah.

00:40:52,114 --> 00:40:54,464

since we're gonna be traveling there soon.

00:40:55,034 --> 00:40:55,544

Yeah.

00:40:55,604 --> 00:40:59,264

So they were never

colonized by the British.

00:40:59,484 --> 00:41:04,764

They were just Hey, the British Naval,

the British Navy kind of helped them

00:41:04,764 --> 00:41:11,134

out of a lot of jams specifically with

Napoleon's army and many other times.

00:41:11,134 --> 00:41:16,164

But yeah, so they helped them out so

much that Malta was just like, you

00:41:16,164 --> 00:41:20,324

know, we're just gonna go ahead and

adopt the queen is like our queen.

00:41:20,504 --> 00:41:22,394

And you know, we'll be chill with y'all.

00:41:23,054 --> 00:41:28,364

And they were allies with the

British during World War ii and

00:41:28,364 --> 00:41:31,244

that was really great because they

were such an important seaport.

00:41:31,304 --> 00:41:35,414

'cause they're halfway between like

exactly halfway between Europe and Africa.

00:41:35,804 --> 00:41:36,024

Wow,

00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:38,684

So fun facts.

00:41:39,014 --> 00:41:39,304

neat.

00:41:39,694 --> 00:41:42,934

Not only do you get feminism,

but you get history here, guys

00:41:43,789 --> 00:41:44,414

What up?

00:41:44,674 --> 00:41:45,414

And Abba

00:41:46,024 --> 00:41:46,804

and Abba.

00:41:46,864 --> 00:41:47,134

Yep.

00:41:47,674 --> 00:41:48,574

and Air Horns

00:41:49,429 --> 00:41:49,430

He.

00:41:49,444 --> 00:41:49,924

gonna,

00:41:50,044 --> 00:41:50,854

forget about me.

00:41:52,124 --> 00:41:52,904

and Michael Jackson.

00:41:53,584 --> 00:41:54,514

No, that, sorry.

00:41:54,514 --> 00:41:56,824

That was supposed to be Dave Matthews.

00:41:56,824 --> 00:41:56,854

He

00:41:57,424 --> 00:41:57,814

Sorry.

00:41:57,864 --> 00:41:59,124

He's not he's Heehaw.

00:41:59,504 --> 00:41:59,724

He

00:42:01,597 --> 00:42:05,437

I'm gonna mail Beth an air horn and I

00:42:05,437 --> 00:42:08,227

need her to not tell Jair that she's

00:42:08,427 --> 00:42:08,647

00:42:08,647 --> 00:42:09,187

air horn,

00:42:09,807 --> 00:42:10,287

I won't.

00:42:10,567 --> 00:42:12,277

give it a nice blast sometime

00:42:12,277 --> 00:42:13,597

when he's sitting right behind

00:42:13,682 --> 00:42:14,252

Is now.

00:42:16,402 --> 00:42:17,062

Oh, I will.

00:42:17,812 --> 00:42:18,262

This is

00:42:18,367 --> 00:42:19,897

listening to this podcast, he's not

00:42:19,897 --> 00:42:21,452

gonna know that I'm gonna do that.

00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,529

The lady takes them to a

00:42:23,529 --> 00:42:25,239

big warehouse full of guns.

00:42:25,764 --> 00:42:26,784

Farm equipment, guns,

00:42:27,559 --> 00:42:27,779

00:42:28,164 --> 00:42:30,054

equipment is what they are doing.

00:42:30,084 --> 00:42:31,939

They're, that's the

guise that they're under.

00:42:33,089 --> 00:42:33,309

00:42:33,504 --> 00:42:36,244

And Kerns is the last one

to show up to the warehouse.

00:42:36,244 --> 00:42:41,434

He arrives with trach keys and says being

an American tourist is the best cover.

00:42:42,424 --> 00:42:44,104

I think he just wanted a cute hat.

00:42:44,284 --> 00:42:44,554

Yeah.

00:42:46,754 --> 00:42:49,509

There's also a car in this

warehouse, like a little trekky.

00:42:50,679 --> 00:42:54,399

And then string gives what

he must consider a passionate

00:42:54,399 --> 00:42:56,229

speech, thanking everyone.

00:42:56,619 --> 00:42:59,469

So now I'm convinced

they're all gonna die.

00:43:01,319 --> 00:43:04,709

And then customs knocks on their

super secret warehouse door.

00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:10,109

So it's, that's a secret 'cause they're

like three customs agents that come in

00:43:10,529 --> 00:43:11,999

and there were like two more in the car.

00:43:12,299 --> 00:43:12,659

I don't know.

00:43:13,119 --> 00:43:13,409

Yeah.

00:43:14,759 --> 00:43:17,689

they load their guns into his truck while

00:43:17,689 --> 00:43:19,969

Charmaine stalls, the customs agents.

00:43:21,139 --> 00:43:24,979

And then the customs agents

come in, give them shit.

00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:28,529

And we get another incredible

fight scene from the show.

00:43:29,379 --> 00:43:31,479

And then they all hop in the truck.

00:43:31,569 --> 00:43:35,679

And Hawk does kind of a really

cool maneuver where he like pulls

00:43:35,679 --> 00:43:38,589

Charmaine into the truck by her pants.

00:43:39,609 --> 00:43:42,589

It's I would assume there

was a stunt actress for that.

00:43:43,459 --> 00:43:43,749

Good.

00:43:43,779 --> 00:43:44,349

Good eye.