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Guides:
Steve Sullivan, director of the Hefner Museum of Natural History at Miami University in Ohio
Jessica Marcrum, Uncaged Author and producer of the Threeflings actual play podcast, www.jessicamarcrumwrites.com
James Mendez Hodes, game designer and orc historian: https://jamesmendezhodes.com/
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We have to talk about the aurochs.
Lucas:It's maybe the biggest, hairiest
Lucas:cattle anyone has ever seen.
Lucas:In short, it's a bunch of bull.
Lucas:Aurochs were the first beast
Lucas:added to Dungeons & Dragons 5th
Lucas:edition after the core rulebooks.
Lucas:As far as monsters go it seems pretty open
Lucas:and shut, I mean, D&D needs big, hairy
Lucas:animals for its big, hairy magical world.
Lucas:But it's never that simple.
Lucas:Aurochs are the extinct wild cattle
Lucas:of ancient Europe, a beast ingrained
Lucas:to the continent’s mythology and
Lucas:culture, and the Forgotten Realms
Lucas:setting has painted them as the sacred
Lucas:animal of Gruumsh, god of the orcs.
Lucas:So if we're going to talk about
Lucas:the aurochs, I'm going to have
Lucas:to tell you one heck of a story.
Lucas:From the Ice Age to Nazi supercows
Lucas:to bioessentialism in TTRPGs, the
Lucas:aurochs is maybe the most challenging
Lucas:extinction story in Dungeons & Dragons.
Lucas:I'm Lucas Zellers, and I'm
Lucas:resurrecting extinct animals for the
Lucas:world's greatest roleplaying game.
This is Making a Monster:Extinction.
Steve Sullivan:Your aurochs is no more
Steve Sullivan:real than my Lamborghini that I made
Steve Sullivan:out of foam and spray painted real good.
Steve Sullivan:But when you look under the hood,
Steve Sullivan:you suddenly see maybe there's
Steve Sullivan:some important differences.
James Mendez Hodes:I read through
James Mendez Hodes:the part about all the orc deities
James Mendez Hodes:and they're all, they're all terrible.
James Mendez Hodes:And then there's one of them.
James Mendez Hodes:And then he rides an aurochs around,
James Mendez Hodes:and this is like the only good thing
James Mendez Hodes:orcs ever do, they're nice to cows.
Lucas:Standing over 6 feet tall and
Lucas:weighing more than a ton, the aurochs
Lucas:was a keystone species for forests and
Lucas:grasslands across Eurasia, from, in
Lucas:modern-day terms, Portugal to Korea.
Lucas:With its wide horns and broad,
Lucas:striped back covered during the winter
Lucas:season in a thick mantle of hair,
Lucas:the aurochs was a striking animal
Lucas:that left a huge impression on the
Lucas:folklore of an entire continent.
Lucas:In the cave paintings at
Lucas:Chauvet-Pont-d'Arc, aurochs are
Lucas:depicted opposite saber-toothed
Lucas:tigers and cave lions.
Lucas:At the city of Babylon, aurochs
Lucas:were depicted on the Ishtar Gate,
Lucas:the eighth gate to the inner city.
Lucas:In the Greek myth portrayed in The Rape
Lucas:of Europa, Zeus was able to kidnap Europa
Lucas:by transforming into an aurochs bull.
Lucas:Europa was so enamored of the new white
Lucas:bull in her father’s herds that she came
Lucas:near to stroke it and eventually climbed
Lucas:on its back, at which point Zeus did his
Lucas:Zeus thing and swam the Mediterranean
Lucas:to strand Europa on the island of Crete.
Lucas:By the 14th century, hunting the aurochs
Lucas:was a privilege of nobles, who would
Lucas:often drink from the slain aurochs’ horns.
Lucas:One such drinking horn was a prized
Lucas:possession of King Sigismund III
Lucas:of Poland was an ornate drinking
Lucas:horn, longer than a grown man’s arm
Lucas:and as thick as an elephant tusk.
Steve Sullivan:There are depictions of
Steve Sullivan:Romans throwing nets over these things.
Steve Sullivan:You can imagine what it would take to
Steve Sullivan:capture one of these and breed them.
Lucas:This is Steve Sullivan, Director
Lucas:of the Hefner Museum of Natural History
Lucas:at Miami University, and one of the first
Lucas:people I interviewed about the connection
Lucas:between extinct animals and D&D.
Steve Sullivan:One of the charismatic
Steve Sullivan:species that used to be there
Steve Sullivan:that is no longer is the aurochs.
Steve Sullivan:The aurochs is this amazing cattle
Steve Sullivan:species, probably six feet tall at the
Steve Sullivan:shoulder, massive horns, oftentimes
Steve Sullivan:this deep fawn, chestnut color
Steve Sullivan:with a dark stripe down the back.
Lucas:The aurochs was the progenitor
Lucas:of modern cattle, and for centuries
Lucas:they existed alongside their scions.
Lucas:By the 17th century, everything that kills
Lucas:species had conspired to kill the aurochs,
Lucas:including unrestricted hunting, loss
Lucas:of habitat due to farmland development,
Lucas:and diseases from domestic cattle.
Lucas:The last recorded aurochs, a
Lucas:female, died of natural causes in
Lucas:Jaktorów Forest, Poland, in 1627.
Steve Sullivan:Domestication is in many
Steve Sullivan:ways, the dumbing down, the increasing the
Steve Sullivan:childlike characteristics in a species.
Steve Sullivan:So all these cattle that we have, dairy
Steve Sullivan:cattle and beef cattle and whatever,
Steve Sullivan:they're basically baby aurochs who
Steve Sullivan:are able to sexually reproduce.
Steve Sullivan:And so that's what we've done
Steve Sullivan:through domestication, whether it's
Steve Sullivan:cows or sheep or dogs or whatever.
Steve Sullivan:So fundamentally the species
Steve Sullivan:aurochs still exists, but in this
Steve Sullivan:neotenic or "juvenilized" form.
Steve Sullivan:In the case of the original domestication
Steve Sullivan:of the aurochs, we want a small cow
Steve Sullivan:that we can handle, that's docile.
Steve Sullivan:With black Angus, for example, if you
Steve Sullivan:go to the grocery store and try to buy
Steve Sullivan:black Angus meat, whether it's hotdogs
Steve Sullivan:or steaks, it used to be super expensive.
Steve Sullivan:It's much less expensive now that's
Steve Sullivan:because when we bred black Angus
Steve Sullivan:for its meat characteristics, we
Steve Sullivan:kinda narrowed its hips a little bit
Steve Sullivan:and we made its teeth real small.
Steve Sullivan:We did that by accident.
Steve Sullivan:We were focused on the meat.
Steve Sullivan:And so frankly, a lot of the babies died
Steve Sullivan:and they didn't thrive if they didn't die.
Steve Sullivan:When they were birthed.
Steve Sullivan:Now we've bred them with
Steve Sullivan:bigger teats and bigger hips.
Steve Sullivan:Shazamm!
Steve Sullivan:We can have more black Angus!
Steve Sullivan:So this then implies that the genes of
Steve Sullivan:aurochs are still floating out there.
Steve Sullivan:Maybe some are amplified in one place
Steve Sullivan:and others are amplified in other places.
Steve Sullivan:Similarly with the tarpan, the wild horse.
Steve Sullivan:So people have engaged in these
Steve Sullivan:processes to find the individual animal,
Steve Sullivan:cow or horse, that is most like its
Steve Sullivan:progenitor and then breed those back
Steve Sullivan:in until we recreate something that is
Steve Sullivan:six feet high at the shoulder, and has
Steve Sullivan:these massive horns from the outside
Steve Sullivan:many cases, they've done a good job.
Steve Sullivan:There's a breed called the Heck cattle.
Steve Sullivan:They look great.
Steve Sullivan:It's a German breed.
Steve Sullivan:They look an awful lot like what
Steve Sullivan:we imagine aurochs must look like.
Lucas:And here is where
Lucas:the story gets complicated.
Lucas:The Heck cattle was named for its creators
Lucas:the Heck brothers, Lutz and Heinz, who
Lucas:went into the family business running
Lucas:the Berlin Zoo in the early 1900s.
Lucas:Zoology in Europe at the
Lucas:time seemed eerily in line
Lucas:with 1896's The Island of Dr.
Lucas:Moreau - debating the role of humans in
Lucas:preventing extinction and even creating
Lucas:new species, blissfully unaware of
Lucas:the role of genetics in the process.
Lucas:Lutz
Steve Sullivan:Watson and Crick, that
Steve Sullivan:was what, 1952, when we discovered,
Steve Sullivan:what DNA looked like thanks to their,
Steve Sullivan:piracy, a little bit of Rosalind
Steve Sullivan:Franklin's work, uh, but, uh, however that
Steve Sullivan:history happened, we finally understood
Steve Sullivan:really not just that as Alfred Russell
Steve Sullivan:Wallace and Charles Darwin showed
Steve Sullivan:that species can change, but we then
Steve Sullivan:also began to understand the genetic
Steve Sullivan:makeup of how things could change.
Lucas:Lutz Heck's particular fascination
Lucas:was in resurrecting what he called
Lucas:"primeval German game" like the aurochs.
Lucas:This was the 1930s.
Lucas:In Berlin.
Lucas:So you can guess who might have
Lucas:shared Lutz's interest in a mythic
Lucas:German past free of racial impurities.
Lucas:Lutz became a member of the Nazi
Lucas:party and a close friend to Hermann
Lucas:Göring, right-hand man to Adolf Hitler.
Lucas:Göring gathered political titles
like Magic:The Gathering cards;
like Magic:he was simultaneously the prime
like Magic:minister of Prussia, commander in
like Magic:chief of the Luftwaffe, and Reich
like Magic:Hunt Master and Forest Master.
like Magic:Göring even gave a title to his friend
Lutz in:Nature Protection Authority.
Lutz in:In these roles, Göring seized land
Lutz in:from Poland, especially from the
Lutz in:Białowieża Forest, for nature preserves.
Lutz in:He hoped Lutz would fill with this
Lutz in:personal playground with mythic
Lutz in:beasts resembling those in ancient
Lutz in:epic poetry like Nibelungenlied,
Lutz in:which Göring could then hunt
Lutz in:with spears and in period dress.
Lutz in:Lutz's breeding program selected for
Lutz in:phenotype, or visual characteristics,
Lutz in:from a huge cross-section of European
Lutz in:breeds including Spanish fighting bulls.
Lutz in:The result was not the aurochs, but
Lutz in:a new breed called Heck cattle whose
Lutz in:individuals vary widely in their
Lutz in:physical characteristics and are
Lutz in:often aggressive enough to attack
Lutz in:without first giving a threat display.
Lutz in:Perhaps unsurprisingly, these are not
Lutz in:the pleasantly sympatric herbivores
Lutz in:hoped to rewild Europe alongside humans.
Lutz in:Lutz’ stock of Heck cattle were
Lutz in:exterminated after the war, but
Lutz in:today there are still about 2,000
Lutz in:Heck cattle in existence - all of
Lutz in:which trace back to Heinz’ stock.
Lutz in:The ideas that drove Heck and Göring
Lutz in:reverberated in European academia and
Lutz in:left an echo in a perhaps surprising
place:a British officer named J.R.R.
place:Tolkien.
place:And we can't continue to understand
place:the aurochs in D&D without
place:understanding Tolkien's orcs.
James Mendez Hodes:This is from letter
James Mendez Hodes:number 210 by Tolkien when he was
James Mendez Hodes:talking about a movie treatment of the
James Mendez Hodes:Lord of the Rings that he didn't like.
James Mendez Hodes:So he was like, let me tell you
James Mendez Hodes:what I think orcs looked like.
James Mendez Hodes:And he said, and I quote, "the
James Mendez Hodes:orcs are definitely stated to be
James Mendez Hodes:corruptions of the quote human
James Mendez Hodes:unquote form seen in elves and men.
James Mendez Hodes:They are, or were, squat, broad, flat
James Mendez Hodes:nosed, sallow skinned, with wide mouths
James Mendez Hodes:and slant eyes, in fact, degraded
James Mendez Hodes:and repulsive versions of the, to
James Mendez Hodes:Europeans, least lovely Mongol types."
James Mendez Hodes:And I was like, damn, I'm
James Mendez Hodes:squat, broad, flat nosed, sallow
James Mendez Hodes:skinned, wide mouth a slant eye.
James Mendez Hodes:Does that mean I'm degraded and repulsive?
James Mendez Hodes:Um, so yeah.
Lucas:James Mendez Hodes is an
Lucas:Ennie-award-winning writer game
Lucas:designer and cultural consultant.
Lucas:His design work includes Thousand Arrows
Lucas:and Scion; his consulting work, Magic:
Lucas:The Gathering and the Jackbox party
Lucas:packs; and he last appeared on this
Lucas:show for his work on the design team
of Avatar:Legends, the tabletop RPG
version of Avatar:The Last Airbender.
version of Avatar:Mendez, welcome back to the show.
James Mendez Hodes:What's good.
James Mendez Hodes:It's good to be here.
James Mendez Hodes:Thank you for having me back.
Lucas:I asked Mendez on the show
Lucas:because he had already done some pretty
Lucas:heavy lifting to untangle how these
Lucas:ideas would have influenced Tolkien,
Lucas:and through him how they would have
Lucas:contributed to Dungeons & Dragons.
James Mendez Hodes:So reading that
James Mendez Hodes:blew my mind because, growing up in
James Mendez Hodes:America, I think the racial stereotypes
James Mendez Hodes:and the most virulent kinds of
James Mendez Hodes:racism that I grew up around I think
James Mendez Hodes:were often directed towards, black
James Mendez Hodes:people and towards American Indians.
James Mendez Hodes:In the particular context
James Mendez Hodes:of my upbringing, that's
James Mendez Hodes:often what I saw the most.
James Mendez Hodes:And so, I was used to seeing a lot
James Mendez Hodes:of that kind of racist language
James Mendez Hodes:directed towards orcs as well.
James Mendez Hodes:So my assumption was that once I started
James Mendez Hodes:researching the racial underpinnings
James Mendez Hodes:of orcs, that I would find things
James Mendez Hodes:like I might've seen an American
James Mendez Hodes:racism towards native people and
James Mendez Hodes:towards anybody of African descent.
James Mendez Hodes:But then when I went and I looked
James Mendez Hodes:at Tolkien's original conception of
James Mendez Hodes:orcs, I realized that, the way that
James Mendez Hodes:he envisioned orcs was kind of as
James Mendez Hodes:this Asian hoard with fangs and tusks.
James Mendez Hodes:That was Tolkien's version of, of orcs.
James Mendez Hodes:Uh, so they started out as this
James Mendez Hodes:purpose-built Asian stereotype.
James Mendez Hodes:I started looking at like, what kind
James Mendez Hodes:of influences might have moved Tolkien
James Mendez Hodes:to create a fantasy race that he
James Mendez Hodes:described essentially as Asian people.
James Mendez Hodes:And I realized that in British academia,
James Mendez Hodes:he would have encountered these theories
James Mendez Hodes:of scientific racism about like Caucasoid
James Mendez Hodes:and Mongoloids and Negroids, all of
James Mendez Hodes:these really uncomfortable terms that
James Mendez Hodes:we have for the different subspecies of
James Mendez Hodes:humanity, which of course modern science
James Mendez Hodes:has thrown out the window and further.
James Mendez Hodes:Tolkien certainly would have
James Mendez Hodes:encountered those things during
James Mendez Hodes:the course of his education.
James Mendez Hodes:Then Tolkien and joined the army and in
James Mendez Hodes:the British army, there was a conception
James Mendez Hodes:of Indian people called the administrative
James Mendez Hodes:races and the martial races.
James Mendez Hodes:So the British Raj and the British
James Mendez Hodes:army classified all the different
James Mendez Hodes:ethnicities in India into, "Okay.
James Mendez Hodes:We think these guys over here, they
James Mendez Hodes:live in cities and they're good at math.
James Mendez Hodes:And then these guys over, over there,
James Mendez Hodes:they're these big, tough, strong guys
James Mendez Hodes:who are not very smart and they make
James Mendez Hodes:excellent soldiers, but they'll probably
James Mendez Hodes:just run amok and do evil stuff unless we
James Mendez Hodes:put some white people in charge of them."
James Mendez Hodes:So practically speaking, of course, the
James Mendez Hodes:reason that different populations in
James Mendez Hodes:different places, struck the British
James Mendez Hodes:as being tough but obedient soldiers
James Mendez Hodes:on one hand or, good at bureaucracy
James Mendez Hodes:at the other, on the other hand, had
James Mendez Hodes:a lot to do a lot more to do with how.
James Mendez Hodes:Those with the way that the British
James Mendez Hodes:related to those people than it did with
James Mendez Hodes:any particular inherent quality, of them.
James Mendez Hodes:However, this idea of warrior races
James Mendez Hodes:ended up spreading throughout the
James Mendez Hodes:British consciousness and, this
James Mendez Hodes:term, this idea of the martial race
James Mendez Hodes:or the warrior race, ended up being
James Mendez Hodes:applied to people in Scotland,
James Mendez Hodes:east Africa, and Polynesia as well.
James Mendez Hodes:Basically anytime anybody beat the
James Mendez Hodes:British in a fight using technology
James Mendez Hodes:that they thought wasn't as good, the
James Mendez Hodes:British would be like, "Oh, they beat
James Mendez Hodes:us because they're a martial race.
James Mendez Hodes:They are somehow naturally
James Mendez Hodes:inclined towards fighting."
James Mendez Hodes:So the intersection of these two ideas,
James Mendez Hodes:scientific racism and the concept of
James Mendez Hodes:the martial race, these were things
James Mendez Hodes:that Tolkien could not possibly have
James Mendez Hodes:avoided during the course of his life.
James Mendez Hodes:And he happens to have created something
James Mendez Hodes:in the orcs which lines up with pretty
James Mendez Hodes:much all of both of those stereotypes.
James Mendez Hodes:And I got a couple of articles
James Mendez Hodes:which go into it in depth.
Lucas:Yeah, there were a great read.
Lucas:I highly recommend them.
James Mendez Hodes:Thank you.
James Mendez Hodes:So, yeah, so then there's a, the first
James Mendez Hodes:article focuses on Tolkien and then the
James Mendez Hodes:second focuses on orcs in the context
James Mendez Hodes:of Dungeons and Dragons, and how in the
James Mendez Hodes:historical context of the United States,
James Mendez Hodes:the way that white people viewed Asian
James Mendez Hodes:people and black people and native people
James Mendez Hodes:was starting to change in certain ways.
James Mendez Hodes:So when orcs appeared in Dungeons and
James Mendez Hodes:Dragons, which was created by conservative
James Mendez Hodes:white men in the Midwest, the stereotypes
James Mendez Hodes:that were applied to orcs and the
James Mendez Hodes:way that orcs were described there
James Mendez Hodes:started to shift and they started to
James Mendez Hodes:move away from American stereotypes of
James Mendez Hodes:Asians, which were focused on a concept
James Mendez Hodes:primarily called the model minority,
James Mendez Hodes:which America had a purpose-built
James Mendez Hodes:through immigration policies and in a
James Mendez Hodes:complicated way, and started to shift
James Mendez Hodes:more towards the way that white racists
James Mendez Hodes:and racists of all, all ethnicities,
James Mendez Hodes:really, viewed black and native people.
James Mendez Hodes:And then even in more positive portrayals
James Mendez Hodes:of orcs, such as, those I grew up with in
James Mendez Hodes:Warcraft, the orcs still adhere to sort
James Mendez Hodes:of positive, but still harmful stereotypes
James Mendez Hodes:like the concept of the noble savage,
James Mendez Hodes:where there's this primitive race, which
James Mendez Hodes:is in some ways better at certain aspects
James Mendez Hodes:of humanity or stronger, or closer to
James Mendez Hodes:living in closer harmony with nature and
James Mendez Hodes:their own spirits or something like that.
James Mendez Hodes:You can read Jean-Jacques Rousseau
James Mendez Hodes:to get a deep dive into that.
James Mendez Hodes:But even in the portrayals of orcs
James Mendez Hodes:that I like there are still some
James Mendez Hodes:of those positive stereotypes.
James Mendez Hodes:There's definitely portrayals
James Mendez Hodes:of orcs out there, which have
James Mendez Hodes:moved in different directions.
James Mendez Hodes:I'm reading a great book right now
James Mendez Hodes:called The Unspoken Name which has
James Mendez Hodes:an orcish main character who's great.
James Mendez Hodes:My friend Carly wrote a piece
James Mendez Hodes:called "The Thousand Cousins,"
James Mendez Hodes:which is a version of orcs you can
James Mendez Hodes:drop into many different games.
James Mendez Hodes:I don't know if these orcs are good
James Mendez Hodes:necessarily, but I think the orcs
James Mendez Hodes:in Warhammer 40,000, which are based
James Mendez Hodes:on British football hooligans are a
James Mendez Hodes:really interesting thing to study.
James Mendez Hodes:I don't know if it's like a
James Mendez Hodes:good version of orcs, but I
James Mendez Hodes:think it's fascinating to study.
Lucas:How many times do you
Lucas:think you've told this story?
James Mendez Hodes:The article that
James Mendez Hodes:I first published, the first part
James Mendez Hodes:of the article was in January 2019.
James Mendez Hodes:For that year, I told the story, like, I'd
James Mendez Hodes:say like once every couple of weeks then
James Mendez Hodes:things slowed down a little bit through
James Mendez Hodes:2020 and 2021, I'd say, meh, once a month.
James Mendez Hodes:But yeah, it, it, it
James Mendez Hodes:comes up all the time.
James Mendez Hodes:The most important point that I could
James Mendez Hodes:make about orcs is that if we sit down
James Mendez Hodes:to play a role playing game and the way
James Mendez Hodes:that the game, or the other players or
James Mendez Hodes:the DM, that someone involved portrays
James Mendez Hodes:orcs reminds me a little bit too much of
James Mendez Hodes:the way it feels when I and my friends
James Mendez Hodes:experience racism in the real world, then
James Mendez Hodes:I have a hard time enjoying the game.
James Mendez Hodes:Because honestly, even if Tolkien hadn't
James Mendez Hodes:done this on purpose - I do think he, he
James Mendez Hodes:did it on purpose, or perhaps he did it
James Mendez Hodes:based on like a great deal of unconscious
James Mendez Hodes:bias - but even if he hadn't, the thing
James Mendez Hodes:that he made still causes problems for
James Mendez Hodes:us in the present day when we try to
James Mendez Hodes:have a fantasy game with these different
James Mendez Hodes:species and we try to do that without
James Mendez Hodes:bringing in too much real world racism.
James Mendez Hodes:Even if this thing was
James Mendez Hodes:created unintentionally, it
James Mendez Hodes:still causes us problems.
James Mendez Hodes:And I think it's not nearly as cool as
James Mendez Hodes:some of the orcs that we could have.
James Mendez Hodes:So it, you know, it comes up a lot.
James Mendez Hodes:And even if this, even if you don't
James Mendez Hodes:buy that, this is actually racism,
James Mendez Hodes:even if none of that moves you,
James Mendez Hodes:then at the end of the day, okay.
James Mendez Hodes:So this is a creative
James Mendez Hodes:preference that I have.
James Mendez Hodes:Like some people don't like disco
James Mendez Hodes:music, some people don't like orcs the
James Mendez Hodes:way that they're originally portrayed
James Mendez Hodes:in old editions of Dungeons & Dragons
James Mendez Hodes:or the early part of fifth edition.
James Mendez Hodes:I just don't like it.
James Mendez Hodes:In addition to thinking that it's racist.
James Mendez Hodes:So if your friend really doesn't
James Mendez Hodes:like something in a game, then
James Mendez Hodes:you probably wouldn't want to
James Mendez Hodes:force them to play that game.
James Mendez Hodes:Right.
James Mendez Hodes:And if they wanted something different
James Mendez Hodes:in the game, if they wanted the game
James Mendez Hodes:to have different options, like you
James Mendez Hodes:could have an orc who fits a bunch of
James Mendez Hodes:racist stereotypes or you could have
James Mendez Hodes:a different kind of orc, I'd want to
James Mendez Hodes:be able at least to have the choice.
James Mendez Hodes:It's not very important to me that
James Mendez Hodes:you have the racist orcs in the game.
James Mendez Hodes:It's easy enough to just like
James Mendez Hodes:take the kind of orcs that I would
James Mendez Hodes:like to see and make them fit all
James Mendez Hodes:the racial stereotypes you want.
James Mendez Hodes:But I like having the
James Mendez Hodes:option not to do that.
Lucas:Do you ever get
Lucas:tired of telling this story?
James Mendez Hodes:Not
James Mendez Hodes:really like, it's my job.
James Mendez Hodes:It's my job.
James Mendez Hodes:So I'm, I'm used to telling it,
James Mendez Hodes:it feels like a, you know, a
James Mendez Hodes:teacher telling kids to be quiet.
James Mendez Hodes:You got to tell two kids to
James Mendez Hodes:be quiet a few times a day.
James Mendez Hodes:It just, it goes with the job.
James Mendez Hodes:And for me talking about orcs
James Mendez Hodes:just kind of goes with the job.
James Mendez Hodes:But, the other element of this
James Mendez Hodes:is that I like talking about
James Mendez Hodes:orcs cause I think they're cool.
James Mendez Hodes:Cause I had that first positive
James Mendez Hodes:experience of, watching my friends make
James Mendez Hodes:a bunch of cool orcs in, in Warcraft
James Mendez Hodes:which ended up kind of setting the tone
James Mendez Hodes:for me and if the first orcs I'd ever
James Mendez Hodes:seen were in, in Dungeons and Dragons,
James Mendez Hodes:I probably wouldn't have felt that way.
Lucas:To understand the aurochs' place
Lucas:in this conversation, we have to talk
Lucas:about that early portrayal of orcs.
Lucas:I think D and D has kind of covered
Lucas:its tracks with orcs by suggesting
Lucas:that, some of these objectionable
Lucas:stereotypes or these objectionable
Lucas:traits of the culture or the race as
Lucas:a whole belong to a deity of the orcs
Lucas:that they've given the name Gruumsh.
James Mendez Hodes:Yes.
Lucas:Let me give you
Lucas:a couple of examples.
Lucas:There was a Dragon Magazine
Lucas:number 62 from June, 1982.
Lucas:If listeners want to look that up,
Lucas:there was an article called, the gods
Lucas:of the orcs and it ran with a tagline,
Lucas:the word from above, make war not love.
Lucas:And then we had Deities and
Lucas:Demigods 20 years later in 2002.
Lucas:And I'll quote from that directly just
so it's a part of the record:" Gruumsh,
so it's a part of the record:deity of orcs, is chaotic evil.
so it's a part of the record:He appears as a hulking orc
so it's a part of the record:in black full plate armor.
so it's a part of the record:He has one unblinking central eye."
so it's a part of the record:From his dogma, "Gruumsh demands that
so it's a part of the record:his followers be strong; that they
so it's a part of the record:cull the week from their numbers;
so it's a part of the record:that they take all the territory
so it's a part of the record:Gruumsh thinks is rightfully
so it's a part of the record:theirs, which is almost everything.
so it's a part of the record:He tolerates no sign of
so it's a part of the record:friendliness from his people.
so it's a part of the record:Unceasing warfare is his creed.
so it's a part of the record:Though," and this is interesting,
so it's a part of the record:"Gruumsh does not object to simple
so it's a part of the record:colonization, if that can be arranged."
James Mendez Hodes:Yeah, so my
James Mendez Hodes:academic background is in religion.
James Mendez Hodes:And one of the things that I always
James Mendez Hodes:complain about in fantasy religions
James Mendez Hodes:is that people give religions a bunch
James Mendez Hodes:of interesting qualities that they
James Mendez Hodes:think are going to make for really
James Mendez Hodes:good storytelling but very often not
James Mendez Hodes:that much attention is paid to what
James Mendez Hodes:makes a religion worth practicing?
James Mendez Hodes:What is the appeal of a religion?
James Mendez Hodes:So for example, with a lot of
James Mendez Hodes:fantasy versions of Christianity or
James Mendez Hodes:Catholicism, um, there's so obviously
James Mendez Hodes:terrible that, uh, that it starts
James Mendez Hodes:to be a little bit unbelievable.
James Mendez Hodes:Why, uh, you know, say the majority, um,
James Mendez Hodes:like, let's say, let's say that your hot
James Mendez Hodes:take is Christianity is bad actually.
James Mendez Hodes:And so you make a fantasy
James Mendez Hodes:version of Christianity.
James Mendez Hodes:They're the biggest
James Mendez Hodes:fish in the real world.
James Mendez Hodes:They can take a few knocks, right?
James Mendez Hodes:It's not like marginalizing
James Mendez Hodes:the Jewish right?
James Mendez Hodes:Christianity that they
James Mendez Hodes:can take a few hits.
James Mendez Hodes:I think they'll be okay.
James Mendez Hodes:So great.
James Mendez Hodes:So you make your, you make your fantasy
James Mendez Hodes:version of Christianity you pick all
James Mendez Hodes:the worst Popes and all of the worst,
James Mendez Hodes:prosperity gospel preachers on TV
James Mendez Hodes:and you, you populate the religion
James Mendez Hodes:entirely with them and they're the bad
James Mendez Hodes:guy religion, um, which, okay, sure.
James Mendez Hodes:Why does anyone do this religion?
James Mendez Hodes:Um, they would have to have so many
James Mendez Hodes:evil inquisitors running around
James Mendez Hodes:forcing people to do the religion at
James Mendez Hodes:sword point, that just, it would just
James Mendez Hodes:not be, not be a manageable task.
James Mendez Hodes:Um, so anytime a religion, there's
James Mendez Hodes:like a fantasy version of a religion
James Mendez Hodes:and it's just like, all of the worst
James Mendez Hodes:cult stuff without even any of the
James Mendez Hodes:stuff that cults do to make people
James Mendez Hodes:want to be in a cult, um, I find that
James Mendez Hodes:creatively unsatisfying, shall we say?
James Mendez Hodes:And, uh, more importantly, if I'm trying
James Mendez Hodes:to create stuff in the world, it makes
James Mendez Hodes:storytelling difficult because, uh,
James Mendez Hodes:you know, what am I going to be like?
James Mendez Hodes:So everyone in this town practices
James Mendez Hodes:this religion, um, and then all my
James Mendez Hodes:players are going to be like, why?
James Mendez Hodes:And I'll be like, ah, I don't know.
James Mendez Hodes:So, so this makes, this makes
James Mendez Hodes:my job as the dungeon master
James Mendez Hodes:or as the player difficult.
James Mendez Hodes:So the first problem that I see with
James Mendez Hodes:this Gruumsh guy, is that I'm like, how
James Mendez Hodes:are you going to live a whole sentient,
James Mendez Hodes:sapient life without friendship?
James Mendez Hodes:I believe that orcs, the,
James Mendez Hodes:the stereotypical org travels
James Mendez Hodes:in a hoard, is that correct?
James Mendez Hodes:And you would think that, uh, you know,
James Mendez Hodes:uh, your, your average orc might, I dunno,
James Mendez Hodes:put some value on unit coherency, if
James Mendez Hodes:he's going to try to do a colonialism.
James Mendez Hodes:Um, so this guy's like no
James Mendez Hodes:friendliness, no friendship.
James Mendez Hodes:You can conquer people and
James Mendez Hodes:show off your strength.
James Mendez Hodes:This doesn't really make sense to me.
James Mendez Hodes:It's also like, having a race that's
James Mendez Hodes:completely evil, first of all, as I often
James Mendez Hodes:say, if everybody in a certain race or
James Mendez Hodes:a species rather, cause I hate saying
James Mendez Hodes:race, if everyone in a certain species
James Mendez Hodes:is born evil and they don't have the
James Mendez Hodes:choice about whether or not to do evil and
James Mendez Hodes:there's no chance that they can do good,
James Mendez Hodes:well, that's not really evil, that's
James Mendez Hodes:more like a, there's a force of nature.
James Mendez Hodes:They don't really have a choice about it.
James Mendez Hodes:That's not evil as, as I understand it.
James Mendez Hodes:That's just like having a
James Mendez Hodes:destructive nature that they
James Mendez Hodes:don't really have a choice about.
James Mendez Hodes:So, okay.
James Mendez Hodes:So if, if Gruumsh is chaotic evil, and
James Mendez Hodes:he demands this from all the orcs, it
James Mendez Hodes:does not sound like a religion that
James Mendez Hodes:I would bother practicing, even if
James Mendez Hodes:I did like violence and colonialism,
James Mendez Hodes:it doesn't sound like a good time.
James Mendez Hodes:When I bring up the idea that it, it might
James Mendez Hodes:be a little sketch that all orcs are evil.
James Mendez Hodes:Very often the first response I
James Mendez Hodes:get is, well, it makes sense that
James Mendez Hodes:they're that way in the setting.
James Mendez Hodes:And my response is like, really?
James Mendez Hodes:Cause I think Gruumsh isn't real.
James Mendez Hodes:Someone made him up.
James Mendez Hodes:So someone made up the reasons for
James Mendez Hodes:them all to be evil in the setting.
James Mendez Hodes:And even if they do have a reason to
James Mendez Hodes:be evil in the setting, that still
James Mendez Hodes:makes the process of interacting with
James Mendez Hodes:them for me, kind of uncomfortable.
James Mendez Hodes:Like my personal experience of orcs
James Mendez Hodes:being uncomfortable is still going
James Mendez Hodes:to be the same, whether or not
James Mendez Hodes:there's like a good reason for it.
James Mendez Hodes:Moreover, the idea of God making a
James Mendez Hodes:certain subgroup of sentient beings a
James Mendez Hodes:certain way in response to like their
James Mendez Hodes:past crimes or something like that,
James Mendez Hodes:that's also a really common talking point
James Mendez Hodes:in racist depictions of certain people.
James Mendez Hodes:And, uh, again, when I bring up this
James Mendez Hodes:point, a lot of the time people say to
James Mendez Hodes:me, "Well, you're making that connection.
James Mendez Hodes:I would never have thought that
James Mendez Hodes:before you made this connection
James Mendez Hodes:between orcs and whoever it is."
James Mendez Hodes:To which my response is, "Yeah,
James Mendez Hodes:I'm making that connection because
James Mendez Hodes:racists said to, said it to me first.
James Mendez Hodes:And unfortunately now I can't forget
James Mendez Hodes:that because racism still exists."
James Mendez Hodes:So having there be a God whose
James Mendez Hodes:fault it is, doesn't really
James Mendez Hodes:make the situation worse.
James Mendez Hodes:And when you characterize a whole people
James Mendez Hodes:and their whole ass religion as built
James Mendez Hodes:entirely on these harmful and hateful
James Mendez Hodes:ideas, that's how we do religious
James Mendez Hodes:intolerance in the real world also.
James Mendez Hodes:And I don't enjoy that usually.
Lucas:you mentioned at the top of the
Lucas:interview, that Volos is the worst.
Lucas:What is it about Volos
Lucas:guide that bugs you?
James Mendez Hodes:oh my God.
James Mendez Hodes:Um,
Lucas:Is that too much of a question?
James Mendez Hodes:um, so,
James Mendez Hodes:so for comparison, let's
James Mendez Hodes:look at the orcs in Eberron.
James Mendez Hodes:I don't love a lot of things
James Mendez Hodes:about their portrayal.
James Mendez Hodes:This was before the Tasha apocalypse and
James Mendez Hodes:the end of race-based ability scores.
Lucas:Yeah, that was going
Lucas:to be my next question.
James Mendez Hodes:yeah, so
James Mendez Hodes:this is before that, right?
James Mendez Hodes:So the orcs still a little, uh,
James Mendez Hodes:so they get a plus two to strength
James Mendez Hodes:and a plus one to constitution.
James Mendez Hodes:So that means that all of the most
James Mendez Hodes:optimal orcs are going to be fighters,
James Mendez Hodes:clerics, paladins, barbarians.
James Mendez Hodes:You're not going to see a lot of orc
James Mendez Hodes:monks, rogues, wizards or warlocks.
James Mendez Hodes:The most optimally built orcs
James Mendez Hodes:are all going to be in like
James Mendez Hodes:certain martial categories.
James Mendez Hodes:Age orcs, reach adulthood at
James Mendez Hodes:age 12 and live up to 50 years.
James Mendez Hodes:Alignments, the orcs have ever
James Mendez Hodes:honor a passionate people given to
James Mendez Hodes:powerful emotion and deep faith.
James Mendez Hodes:They are generally chaotic,
James Mendez Hodes:but can be any alignment.
James Mendez Hodes:I like that they can be any alignment.
James Mendez Hodes:I get that, but characterizing a
James Mendez Hodes:whole species as whole culture as
James Mendez Hodes:chaotic, that's a little weird, right?
James Mendez Hodes:Aren't there different,
James Mendez Hodes:different cultures of orcs?
James Mendez Hodes:There's different cultures
James Mendez Hodes:of humans, probably different
James Mendez Hodes:cultures of elves, dwarves, right?
James Mendez Hodes:Why don't we got different
James Mendez Hodes:cultures of orcs?
James Mendez Hodes:Um, maybe some can be chaotic
James Mendez Hodes:and some can be ordered.
James Mendez Hodes:Size they're medium, speed, 30
James Mendez Hodes:feet, they have dark vision.
James Mendez Hodes:Sure.
James Mendez Hodes:Okay.
"Aggressive:as a bonus action, you
"Aggressive:can move up to your speed towards an
"Aggressive:enemy of your choice you can see or
"Aggressive:hear, you must end this move closer
"Aggressive:to the enemy, then you started."
"Aggressive:so if we're going to give all orcs an
"Aggressive:aggression power, then I think it would
"Aggressive:be useful for there to be a reason why.
"Aggressive:Because otherwise we're saying like
"Aggressive:all, every single orc is aggressive
"Aggressive:and that is also an uncomfortable
"Aggressive:thing that people say about certain
"Aggressive:groups in, in the real world.
" Powerful build:you count as one
" Powerful build:size larger when determining your
" Powerful build:carrying capacity and the weight
" Powerful build:you can push drag or lifts."
" Powerful build:I don't have like the biggest
" Powerful build:problem with that in the world.
" Powerful build:Cause like, I guess it's reasonable
" Powerful build:to say, I don't know people from
" Powerful build:Senegal or Scandinavia are often very
" Powerful build:tall, so they are, but that, like,
" Powerful build:we don't even do that with humans.
" Powerful build:So saying like all of this, everybody
" Powerful build:here has a very powerful build.
" Powerful build:It's just not that exciting a power,
" Powerful build:but I guess it could be worse.
" Powerful build:" Primal Intuition," this one's weird.
" Powerful build:"You have proficiency in two of the
llowing skills of your choice:animal
llowing skills of your choice:handling insight, intimidation, medicine,
llowing skills of your choice:nature, perception and survival."
llowing skills of your choice:So I think this goes back to those noble
llowing skills of your choice:savage ideas that I mentioned, right?
llowing skills of your choice:This is kind of the, this feels
llowing skills of your choice:like the Warcraft version of embark.
llowing skills of your choice:So that's an orc in, uh, in Eberron.
llowing skills of your choice:I got some problems with it.
llowing skills of your choice:There's some things where I'm like,
llowing skills of your choice:oh, I'm not sure I got to think about
llowing skills of your choice:this one, but, uh, let's look at Volos.
Lucas:No.
James Mendez Hodes:The
James Mendez Hodes:version of orcs that we got in
James Mendez Hodes:here, monstrous adventurers.
James Mendez Hodes:All right.
James Mendez Hodes:So ability score increase strength
James Mendez Hodes:and constitution as the same
James Mendez Hodes:strength and constitution that
James Mendez Hodes:we just saw in the other book.
James Mendez Hodes:And your intelligence
James Mendez Hodes:score is reduced by two.
James Mendez Hodes:So they're all dumber.
James Mendez Hodes:Great.
James Mendez Hodes:So this is, this is exactly, this is
James Mendez Hodes:a, a, an ability score-enforced martial
James Mendez Hodes:race bonuses to strengthen constitution,
James Mendez Hodes:but they have worse intelligence,
Alignment:orcs are vicious raiders who
Alignment:believe that the world should be theirs.
Alignment:They also represent, uh, respect, strength
Alignment:above all else and believe the strong
Alignment:must bully the weak to ensure that
Alignment:weakness does not spread like a disease.
Alignment:They're usually chaotic evil.
" Size:orcs are usually over six feet tall
" Size:and weigh between 230 and 280 pounds.
" Size:Your size is medium."
" Size:Fine.
Speed:30 feet.
Speed:Dark vision.
Speed:They have dark vision.
Speed:Then aggressive is in here.
Speed:Menacing, they're trained in
Speed:the intimidation skills, so they
Speed:all run around scaring people.
Speed:Powerful Build, same as before.
Speed:And that's, that's an orc mechanically.
Speed:So they are one of the few species
Speed:in this game that actually has a
Speed:negative modifier to an ability score.
Speed:So that to make sure that we
Speed:all know, that orcs are dumb.
Speed:So, I hate it.
Lucas:Even at the time of this interview,
Lucas:the so-called "Tasha-pocalypse" had begun
Lucas:to address these issues by re-writing
Lucas:the source material in question.
Lucas:The November 2021 sourcebook Tasha's
Lucas:Cauldron of Everything made ability
Lucas:score increases a matter of player
Lucas:choice rather than being determined
Lucas:by race, accompanied by a large number
Lucas:of mechanical changes to the game.
Lucas:A massive set of errata released
Lucas:that December removed racial ability
Lucas:score penalties as well as adjusting
Lucas:some of the lore in the Player's
Lucas:Handbook regarding orcs and drow,
Lucas:another problematic racial symbol.
Lucas:The May 2022 release of Monsters of the
Lucas:Multiverse made previous printings of
Lucas:orcs and other creatures "legacy content"
Lucas:and replaced them with updated versions.
Lucas:For orcs, the "Aggressive" trait was
Lucas:replaced with a movement buff called
Lucas:"Adrenaline Rush" that doesn't target
Lucas:enemies, and the "Menacing" trait was
Lucas:replaced with "Relentless Endurance" which
Lucas:allows the orc character to return to 1
Lucas:hit point instead of falling unconscious.
Lucas:Gruumsh still appears as an influential
Lucas:figure in orcish culture, though
Lucas:he is now cited as "an unstoppable
Lucas:warrior and powerful leader" known
Lucas:for his tougness and tenacity.
Lucas:Despite a generally warm
Lucas:reception, these changes were
Lucas:not received without controversy.
Lucas:Nor can they erase the printed
Lucas:words in Volo's Guide, Deities
Lucas:& Demigods, or Dragon Magazine.
Lucas:Mendez's criticisms are no less
Lucas:relevant now than they were when
Lucas:we recorded them in January.
Lucas:I did want to bring it back around to
Lucas:Book of Extinction and the aurochs itself.
Lucas:Cause this is another one of those things
Lucas:that just kind of snuck its way rather
Lucas:unremarkably into the back of Volos Guide.
Lucas:It's another beast.
Lucas:It's a very large cow, CR 2?
Lucas:But the section of lore that we got
Lucas:tied it to Gruumsh and his son Bahgtru.
Lucas:It cast it in the role of, of mount
Lucas:like a mount chosen of a deity,
Lucas:which happens a lot, in myth and
Lucas:culture over the course of history.
James Mendez Hodes:Before this
James Mendez Hodes:interview, I read through the part
James Mendez Hodes:about all the ORC deities and they're
James Mendez Hodes:all, they're all, they're all terrible.
James Mendez Hodes:And then there's one of them.
James Mendez Hodes:And then he rides an aurochs
James Mendez Hodes:around, and this is like the
James Mendez Hodes:only good thing orcs ever do.
James Mendez Hodes:They're nice to cows.
James Mendez Hodes:This is, this is like the only
James Mendez Hodes:positive things said about orcs.
James Mendez Hodes:And like this whole chapter is that
James Mendez Hodes:they're nice to this one kind of cow.
James Mendez Hodes:And then sometimes they've
James Mendez Hodes:ride them into battle.
James Mendez Hodes:And there's a lot going on here.
James Mendez Hodes:Why weren't horses good enough?
James Mendez Hodes:Why does it have to be a bull?
James Mendez Hodes:Did they need something that was just
James Mendez Hodes:bigger and hornier than like the human,
James Mendez Hodes:the thing that humans were riding around?
James Mendez Hodes:Um, what happened to riding on wolves?
James Mendez Hodes:That's also kind of weird, but
James Mendez Hodes:I thought they used to, is that
James Mendez Hodes:just for goblins now, but, okay.
James Mendez Hodes:So now they have these sacred
James Mendez Hodes:cows, um, which I don't think has
James Mendez Hodes:anything to do with like, like
James Mendez Hodes:in, in real world, like yeah.
James Mendez Hodes:there are, there are cows that
James Mendez Hodes:are sacred in, in south Asia.
James Mendez Hodes:I don't think that, oh,
James Mendez Hodes:wait, martial races.
James Mendez Hodes:Ah, they are connected aren't they.
James Mendez Hodes:Damn it.
James Mendez Hodes:All right.
James Mendez Hodes:All right.
James Mendez Hodes:I hope that was an accident.
James Mendez Hodes:So I it's awkward because it
James Mendez Hodes:reminds you of Nazi stuff.
James Mendez Hodes:Right?
James Mendez Hodes:And I think a lot of, there are a lot
James Mendez Hodes:of, fascist movements which have eco
James Mendez Hodes:fascist tendencies where they have
James Mendez Hodes:like a, a Vokish ideology or some
James Mendez Hodes:similar thing like that, which is
James Mendez Hodes:connected to a certain understanding
James Mendez Hodes:of how, people are connected to land.
Lucas:In the case of Heck and Göring,
Lucas:this idea was lebensraum, or living
Lucas:space, and a return to the heroic past.
James Mendez Hodes:Classical nationalism
James Mendez Hodes:is built on a lot of different shared
James Mendez Hodes:qualities, but language culture, history,
James Mendez Hodes:usually religion and territory are often
James Mendez Hodes:elements of classical nationalism as
James Mendez Hodes:opposed to like the messed up versions
James Mendez Hodes:of nationalism we have today, but we're
James Mendez Hodes:talking about like the stuff that led
James Mendez Hodes:to the formation of early nation states.
James Mendez Hodes:So, a lot of the time that's
James Mendez Hodes:connected to certain qualities
James Mendez Hodes:of nature or animals or plants.
James Mendez Hodes:In this case, the Nazis were attempting
James Mendez Hodes:to create a living animal symbol of
James Mendez Hodes:their idea of the German relationship
James Mendez Hodes:with the German country and the German
James Mendez Hodes:climate and the German animals, I guess.
James Mendez Hodes:In addition to the, the racialized
James Mendez Hodes:aspects of orcs, um, portrayals
James Mendez Hodes:of orcs are also heavily gendered.
James Mendez Hodes:The masculinity and the toxic masculinity
James Mendez Hodes:of orcs is often heavily exaggerated.
James Mendez Hodes:So the, the bull here seems
James Mendez Hodes:to be a symbol of masculinity.
James Mendez Hodes:And then the aurochs, as an exaggerated,
James Mendez Hodes:like, you know, super swole, uh, version
James Mendez Hodes:of the bull seems to be connected to
James Mendez Hodes:a kind of exaggerated masculinity.
James Mendez Hodes:Um,
James Mendez Hodes:yeah, this is uncomfortable.
Lucas:Forgotten Realms lore from
Lucas:earlier editions also showed this
Lucas:gendered portrayal in the form of
Lucas:Gruumsh's wife, Luthic, another
Lucas:part of the orcish pantheon.
Jessica Marcrum:Luthic gets really poorly
Jessica Marcrum:treated in a lot of the lore because
Jessica Marcrum:she does all of this really cool stuff.
Jessica Marcrum:She gives the orcs like visions of
Jessica Marcrum:the blood moon, which incites them to
Jessica Marcrum:battle and makes them into warriors.
Jessica Marcrum:She's there when every orc is born,
Jessica Marcrum:she's there when every orc dies.
Jessica Marcrum:And yet she's really ignored by most orcs
Jessica Marcrum:and just seen as like Gruumsh's wife and
Jessica Marcrum:kind of disregarded by the rest of the
Jessica Marcrum:pantheon, most of which are her children.
Lucas:This is Jessica Marcrum,
Lucas:who created an adventure around
Luthic for Uncaged:Goddesses, the
Luthic for Uncaged:DM's Guild adventure anthology we
Luthic for Uncaged:covered at the top of the season.
Jessica Marcrum:So her husband and her
Jessica Marcrum:children all treat her like trash and
Jessica Marcrum:the orcs, except for like her clerics
Jessica Marcrum:who are called the Orc Claws of Luthic,
Jessica Marcrum:all also kind of are like, whatever about
Jessica Marcrum:her, but it's canon that she's like the
Jessica Marcrum:smartest person in the pantheon and the
Jessica Marcrum:only one who's good at battle strategy.
Jessica Marcrum:She's also the only one who
Jessica Marcrum:knows how to heal apparently.
Jessica Marcrum:So, you know, she, she does all
Jessica Marcrum:this and doesn't get any credit.
Lucas:Jessica's criticisms hit very
Lucas:differently in light of the conversation
Lucas:around martial and administrative races.
Lucas:The gendered portrayal continues
Lucas:as Luthic is also associated with
Lucas:an Ice Age giant, the cave bear.
Jessica Marcrum:They're one of
Jessica Marcrum:her sacred animals and she is
Jessica Marcrum:known to transform into cave bears.
Lucas:Cave bears we know are the
Lucas:fulcrum where archaeology turned
Lucas:from fable to fact, as they were
Lucas:so often conflated with dragons.
Lucas:It's easy to hear the same echo of a
Lucas:mythic, dragon-slaying past written
Lucas:in Luthic that we hear in Gruumsh,
Lucas:uncomfortable associations and all.
James Mendez Hodes:So as far as
James Mendez Hodes:like corrections, I would like to see
James Mendez Hodes:made to orcs, uh, you know, D and D
James Mendez Hodes:has already moved past a lot of the
James Mendez Hodes:things in Volo's Guide to Monsters.
James Mendez Hodes:The connection to aurochs, uh,
James Mendez Hodes:it's not my biggest problem here.
James Mendez Hodes:Like if you fix a lot of the other
James Mendez Hodes:stuff, if their gods aren't all just
James Mendez Hodes:monsters, and if they themselves,
James Mendez Hodes:aren't just monsters than I think the
James Mendez Hodes:fact that they have very large bulls
James Mendez Hodes:is not, not my biggest problem here.
James Mendez Hodes:That that seems okay.
James Mendez Hodes:It's just weird, you know?
Lucas:Yeah, I do.
Lucas:It's part of why I wanted
Lucas:to talk to you about it.
Lucas:This is a lot of information that I
Lucas:was genuinely unsure what to do with.
Lucas:But I can't not talk about it.
Lucas:It would be the same as
Lucas:pretending it didn't happen.
James Mendez Hodes:It's a great story.
James Mendez Hodes:Even if you're going to, even if you're
James Mendez Hodes:going to leave the, the aurochs from
James Mendez Hodes:Volos guys to monsters in there, like
James Mendez Hodes:it's, this is a fascinating story.
Lucas:Yeah, I will say that
Lucas:to kind of bring it back around
Lucas:and put a button on this.
Lucas:The aurochs has gotten what I
Lucas:consider to be a redemptive moment.
Lucas:Uh, it's one of a handful of species
Lucas:that scientists are actively trying
Lucas:to bring back from extinction.
Lucas:We're at a point technologically
Lucas:where we are able to talk about
Lucas:whether we can de extinct something.
Steve Sullivan:And now today, with, with
Steve Sullivan:CRISPR technology, we can kind of cut
Steve Sullivan:up genes and chuck new bits in there.
Steve Sullivan:And, in fact with the mammoth, that's been
Steve Sullivan:in the news recently, we can take Asian
Steve Sullivan:elephants and we can take some of these,
Steve Sullivan:frozen mammoths that have been in the
Steve Sullivan:permafrost for so long, which thanks to
Steve Sullivan:climate change, the permafrost is thawing.
Steve Sullivan:So we're able to find these, but so
Steve Sullivan:well-preserved, we can even eat the meat.
Steve Sullivan:We can find the genes
Steve Sullivan:within those organisms.
Steve Sullivan:We can splice them into Asian
Steve Sullivan:elephants, and it is entirely
Steve Sullivan:conceivable that we can make a mammoth.
Lucas:A more recent program to de extinct
Lucas:the aurochs, rather than being based on,
Lucas:uh, Göring's idea of what an aurochs might
Lucas:have been, it's based on a sequence of
Lucas:the aurochs genome using material from
Lucas:a bone discovered in Derbyshire England,
Lucas:They also used genetic material
Lucas:from museum artifacts, including
Lucas:King Sigismund III's drinking horn.
Lucas:So this is like, this is straight out
Lucas:of a summer blockbuster and it's the
Lucas:Taurus program is doing it, a cooperation
Lucas:between European conservation groups.
Lucas:And they hope to create a modern
Lucas:version of the aurochs that more
Lucas:closely matches that genome and there
Lucas:they're being very careful about it.
Lucas:It matches the genome.
Lucas:It matches depictions we have of the
Lucas:aurochs from ancient history and it's
Lucas:being re-introduced to areas like
Lucas:the Rhodope Mountains, the Southern
Lucas:Carpathians and the Oder Delta,
Lucas:and it hopes to create functional
Lucas:ecological landscapes sustained
Lucas:by natural processes like forest
Lucas:regeneration and free flowing rivers.
Lucas:So we've, we've back-bred the
Lucas:aurochs, this time as a part of a
Lucas:really sophisticated land management
Lucas:strategy to address the problems
Lucas:of conservation and extinction.
James Mendez Hodes:Well, that's great.
James Mendez Hodes:That's pretty cool.
James Mendez Hodes:What if orcs did that?
Lucas:And I do have to say for accuracy's
Lucas:sake that this story doesn't end neatly
Lucas:in the way that most true stories
Lucas:don't but Heinz Heck, it must be said,
Lucas:didn't share his brother's ideology.
Lucas:He was imprisoned at the Dachau
Lucas:concentration camp for his connections
Lucas:to the communist party and his
Lucas:brief marriage to a Jewish woman.
James Mendez Hodes:Wow.
James Mendez Hodes:I just, I just opened up his Wikipedia
James Mendez Hodes:page and it says, Heck also played
James Mendez Hodes:an important part in saving the
James Mendez Hodes:European bison from extinction.
James Mendez Hodes:so this guy is, this guy is the hero
James Mendez Hodes:of this whole episode, Heinz Heck.
James Mendez Hodes:Yeah.
James Mendez Hodes:This guy is, this guy is cool.
Lucas:He's a pretty rad dude.
James Mendez Hodes:Yeah, let's
James Mendez Hodes:enjoy this five minutes before
James Mendez Hodes:the internet milkshake ducks him.
James Mendez Hodes:I'm sure if someone in the responses to
James Mendez Hodes:this episode is going to be like, actually
Lucas:Oh, I'm, I'm fully prepared
Lucas:for people to point out the limits of
Lucas:my research and I, and I will, I, it
Lucas:is worth mentioning also, please do
Lucas:point out the limits of my research.
Lucas:I'm a journalist, not a historian,
Lucas:so if you've got information
Lucas:I don't, I'd love to hear it.
Lucas:Let's start a better
Lucas:conversation around this.
James Mendez Hodes:Yeah.
James Mendez Hodes:I am just like, I feel like I'm
James Mendez Hodes:just starting to scratch the
James Mendez Hodes:surface of this topic myself.
Lucas:The aurochs will appear in
Lucas:The Book of Extinction, a bestiary of
Lucas:extinct animals for 5th edition coming
Lucas:to Kickstarter in November of 2022.
Lucas:My version takes after the Tauros
Lucas:Programme rather than the Nazi supercow.
Lucas:I've mythologized it as the briar bull,
Lucas:a creature of druidic power that brings
Lucas:new life to the forests where it walks.
Lucas:You can find out more about the
Lucas:project, including the illustration
Lucas:of the aurochs on the cover, at
Lucas:scintilla dot studio slash extinction.
Lucas:You can download the first three
Lucas:monsters in the book, themselves
Lucas:stories of giants and primeval forests.
Lucas:Pay what you want for it, and every
Lucas:penny we earn will go to supporting
Lucas:the Center for Biological Diversity, a
Lucas:legal and media advocacy organization
Lucas:based in Portland working to protect
Lucas:endangered species and wild places
Lucas:in the United States and worldwide.
Lucas:Thanks for listening to
Making a Monster:Extinction.
Making a Monster:There is so much more to say about this
Making a Monster:immense topic on the back of the aurochs.
Making a Monster:In the show notes is a link to the
Making a Monster:most important resources you'll need to
Making a Monster:navigate this topic, including a fantastic
Making a Monster:Smithsonian article on the Nazi supercow,
Making a Monster:Mendez' excellent "orc-ticles" on the
Making a Monster:martial race myth, and more about the
Making a Monster:TaurOs Programme and Rewilding Europe.
Making a Monster:My thanks to this episode's guides,
Making a Monster:Steve Sullivan, director of the
Making a Monster:Hefner Museum of Natural History
Making a Monster:at Miami University in Ohio;
Making a Monster:Jessica Marcrum, Uncaged Author
Making a Monster:and producer of the Threeflings
Making a Monster:actual play podcast, online at
Making a Monster:jessicamarcrumwrites dot com;
Making a Monster:and featuring James Mendez Hodes,
Making a Monster:game designer and orc historian.
James Mendez Hodes:You can find
James Mendez Hodes:me on Twitter at Lula Vampiro.
James Mendez Hodes:I just posted actually a, another video.
James Mendez Hodes:It's an interview with me talking
James Mendez Hodes:about the magic, the gathering cyber
James Mendez Hodes:future set, coming out on Neon Dynasty.
James Mendez Hodes:And, uh, yeah.
James Mendez Hodes:Thank you.