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I was like, okay, you know being chivalrous, but he
Unknown:didn't have to go and stand in the rain all night, though.
Unknown:Yeah, like, he's in a 90s r&b. The Wolverine loves you.
Unknown:Hi, I'm chamar Griffith and I'm Andrew Tejada. We're going
Unknown:through superhero productions to let you know if they're still
Unknown:fun or the hype around it was dumb on Cape or cap, a Black
Unknown:Nerd superhero podcast. You
Unknown:Music. Welcome to this week's installment of Cape or cap, a
Unknown:Black Nerd superhero podcast. My name is Chamar Griffith,
Unknown:codename ComicChams and I am Andrew Tejada, codename Arete.
Unknown:Andrew and I have known each other since 1996 that was the
Unknown:year the 300x bullet train recorded a Japanese national
Unknown:speed record of 275 miles per hour. For comparison, the
Unknown:average subway train moves at 55 miles per hour. And if you don't
Unknown:live in New York City, I'm sorry I don't have a better
Unknown:comparison. I was gonna say that's a lie to New York City,
Unknown:because I feel like only at certain stops does it move at 55
Unknown:miles per hour. There's a delay. Oh, yeah, no, that's, that's the
Unknown:top, that's the top, that's where it moves out. Like, that's
Unknown:the top speed of an average frame. But like, normally it's
Unknown:going like 15, and this thing is just pulling 275 in 1996 like,
Unknown:Damn, it's fast. Uh, it kind of makes sense now, given this
Unknown:movie, um, by which I mean the the writers and the directors
Unknown:are a part of it. This is going to be, this is I finally have,
Unknown:like, a almost 1996 uh, because today's movie, we are talking
Unknown:about the Wolverine, that is right. We are continuing on with
Unknown:our Ryan and Hugh road trip, um, where we are just covering a
Unknown:bunch of the movies that may have just been forgotten about,
Unknown:featuring Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman, either together or
Unknown:apart in their separate roles that will culminate into this. I
Unknown:think it's like still the number one movie right now of Deadpool
Unknown:and Wolverine. I think they were dethroned by alien, alien
Unknown:Romulus, domestically, at least. Okay, the aliens have taken
Unknown:over, all right. Well, they had a great run. Speaking of run, we
Unknown:have this movie, The Wolverine, with a run time of 127 minutes.
Unknown:This 2013 PG, 13 film. So there is one scene in particular where
Unknown:they use that. They use their allotment quite well, if I would
Unknown:say so. This film serves as the sequel spin off of X Men last
Unknown:stand, while somehow being the direct sequel to X Men origins,
Unknown:Wolverine, sure, sure. Okay, technically, anything can be a
Unknown:sequel to X Men origins, Wolverine, right. Yeah, like,
Unknown:literally Clifford big, like, big, extraordinary journey could
Unknown:be a sequel to X Men or Wolverine. Literally, everybody
Unknown:was called forth in that movie. All right, so this Wolverine was
Unknown:directed by James Mangold. This was his first time doing a
Unknown:Wolverine movie. Um, you also know him as a director behind
Unknown:Logan, Indiana Jones and the dial of destiny, Ford versus
Unknown:Ferrari, circling back to that 200 mile per hour speed and
Unknown:whatnot. Girl Interrupted, and I just thought this was hilarious,
Unknown:he's also soon to be the director, according to IMDb. So
Unknown:it could be wrong, but he's soon to be the director of a movie
Unknown:called Crenshaw, which would be about a boy whose family falls
Unknown:on hard times until he finds an imaginary friend a giant cat
Unknown:named Crenshaw. I did not think we were going with that. You
Unknown:okay, I sure. All right, yeah. I was like, I I mean, I've seen
Unknown:Logan, and I do not know how he's gonna make anything that
Unknown:might feature Kendrick Lamar, but that's besides the point.
Unknown:We're gonna drop right into our writers of today. We got Scott
Unknown:Frank, famous for his work on the Netflix series, Queen's
Unknown:gambit. This is just one particular gripe I have about
Unknown:this. If you download Queen's Gambit, the game you were
Unknown:hoodwinked, that is just chess. I. Uh, he's teamed up with Mark
Unknown:bromback, um, who wrote the recent plan the apes movie
Unknown:series, uh, the Total Recall remake, Race to Witch Mountain.
Unknown:Live Free or Die Hard and help with the rewrites for Logan, 50
Unknown:Shades of Gray, and Tom Cruise is the mummy. There is just no
Unknown:predicting what that person will do next. That is an incredible
Unknown:resume. Just all around. Well done, getting everywhere. I
Unknown:thought the same thing. I was just like, wow, this, this is,
Unknown:this is really impressive, like, even just writing for Tom
Unknown:Cruise, is the mummy was? He was something, um, so in total,
Unknown:though, we are just looking at this movie, this movie currently
Unknown:has a 71% on Rotten Tomatoes of the 69% score from the
Unknown:audiences. So I guess it's fair to say that it was received
Unknown:pretty okay across the board, across critics and fans. Now
Unknown:into our cast list. We got returning as the Wolverine. We
Unknown:got Hugh Jackman Tao akamoto plays the role of Mariko, a role
Unknown:that she will hold right before playing mercy graves in DC EU's
Unknown:Batman versus Superman Dawn of Justice. Yeah, I think she
Unknown:probably liked Mariko better. You'll recognize this man from
Unknown:the 2009 film push that starred Chris Evans um, later on you'll
Unknown:see this man also in Zoolander two, as we have Hal yamanushi As
Unknown:Mr. YASHIDA. Okay, that's a interesting resume. Uh, this
Unknown:next actor will make his leap from government official in our
Unknown:film today to shredder in the Michael Bay produced TM and T
Unknown:movie as he had Brian T as noburu, yep. Oh, and prior to
Unknown:all this, he also was DK and Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift.
Unknown:That's what I'm talking about. Now. I'm invested team in the
Unknown:teaming up. We got split Lana coda, chenkova and William Lee
Unknown:as Dr green and Harada respectively. Um haunting,
Unknown:Logan's dreams are fan Kane dancing, who's reprising her
Unknown:role as Gene gray acting in the role of Shingen. We have a man
Unknown:who is currently a lead actor, Emily Emmy nominee and Shogun,
Unknown:the foster brother of Lee and rush hour. Three appearances
Unknown:across Avengers end game bullet train told you it was gonna come
Unknown:back and John Wick four, we have hiruki Sanada, who is once
Unknown:again, Shingen YASHIDA, a legend, a legend cannot wait for
Unknown:Mortal Kombat two as well. All this other stuff is great, but
Unknown:I'm sorry, that's what I'm most excited to see him in this No,
Unknown:he was great in Mortal Kombat there, Scorpion was great. I
Unknown:love that film. And finally, hi Yukio, as Deadpool will say,
Unknown:because we now have Rila Fukushima, who's playing this
Unknown:character, a face we will remember in the Arrowverse as
Unknown:Katana. Yeah, this, she had a very specific niche for a while
Unknown:there. Um, but I guess her, her Yu Gi Oh, is very much more
Unknown:fleshed out the Deadpool. No shade to the actress. It just,
Unknown:that's just the way the role is written. I'm sorry, yes. And of
Unknown:course, because we have a katana reference, we have to say at
Unknown:some point, this is Katana. She does have Logan's back. Oh yeah,
Unknown:we'll get to that red at the end. I have something for that.
Unknown:All right, with that, let's be the best there is at what we do,
Unknown:even if what we do isn't nice, and start our review of the
Unknown:Wolverine in true Wolverine movie fashion. The first scene
Unknown:is absolutely bonkers, and also one of the greatest intros
Unknown:you've ever seen, because that's what these movies are really
Unknown:good at doing. Because the atomic bomb is coming. It is
Unknown:World War Two. The atomic bomb is on the way, so bad that even
Unknown:the soldiers in Japan are releasing POWs and just giving
Unknown:them a chance to run. And as the chaos is going around.
Unknown:Everyone's running, everyone's trying to get to safety. We see
Unknown:Wolverine is stuck in a well, and he's using his bone claws to
Unknown:try to climb up, because presumably he was captured at
Unknown:some point in the middle of the war, and he he's trying to get
Unknown:out of this well before the bomb comes, there is a soldier named
Unknown:YASHIDA who feels bad and tries to save Logan from the well, but
Unknown:upon reaching them, reaching Logan, Logan's like, Dude, we're
Unknown:already, we're we're already done for we might, I might as
Unknown:well just chill in here. So with that, YASHIDA. A leaves Logan to
Unknown:his own devices and prepares to create to commit sepaku Instead
Unknown:of face the might of the atomic bomb.
ComicChams:Well, he does it. He sees his fellow soldiers perform
ComicChams:the act. But in this moment, he has some hesitation as he tries
ComicChams:to turn around and run away, but he's immediately caught by
ComicChams:Wolverine, who makes it out. He, by some miracle, I don't know
ComicChams:what it was, he makes it out this one time and tells YASHIDA
ComicChams:to run with them as the two of them head back into the
ComicChams:underground well, that he was in, they feel like this is
ComicChams:probably the best way to escape the blast, but again, it's a
ComicChams:nuclear bomb, and unfortunately, they're unable to cover the well
ComicChams:in time. So Wolverine is able to take some random piece of metal,
ComicChams:I'm hoping it's led, and cover YASHIDA with it. Unfortunately,
ComicChams:YASHIDA does experience some slight burns on his face, unsure
ComicChams:if it's because the metal is being pressed too hard on his
ComicChams:face and causes it to heat up, or is it the actual radiation,
ComicChams:but Wolverine takes on the full brunt of the entire bombing, and
ComicChams:it's enough that by the time everything passes, everything
ComicChams:seems to have calmed down, at least in terms of of, well,
ComicChams:explosion standards, but we know the actual effect, the long term
ComicChams:effects of nuclear bombing. YASHIDA looks up and he sees
ComicChams:this like burnt to a crisp Wolverine, like skin is peeling
ComicChams:off. There's like he looks like he's just straight magma, but
ComicChams:right before his eyes, he's also seeing Wolverine just
ComicChams:regenerate. And it's a crazy scene, especially to open to,
ComicChams:because it's like when you know we have a sense of what
ComicChams:Wolverine's healing abilities are. But this is on a whole new
ComicChams:level. And after all this happens, we jump over to, I'm
ComicChams:assuming it's Canada only both, well, not quite yet, because
ComicChams:before we jump to Canada, we get what you know, what also is a
ComicChams:tradition for Wolverine movies, which, up to this point, which
ComicChams:is ruining an awesome opening, by having him wake up to Jean
ComicChams:gray. He's in bed with Jean Gray. I know, because these
ComicChams:scenes happen so often. You forget when. But they start the
ComicChams:movie with Logan waking up to Jean gray. And this is post X
ComicChams:Men, The Last Stand, where, at the end of that movie, if you
ComicChams:don't remember, Jean Gray was, uh, consumed by her dark
ComicChams:alternate personality, and she asked for Logan to kill her, so
ComicChams:he has a nightmare that he promises not to hurt anyone, but
ComicChams:he wakes up, and he steps up in bed and realizes that he has
ComicChams:already stabbed gene, so he sends up screaming, no, Gene,
ComicChams:no. And then he wakes up in the forest of probably Canada. Yeah,
ComicChams:he's just, like, hanging on a Wolverine. Has the most
ComicChams:precarious positions to sleep in, like, I feel like, in X Men
ComicChams:origins, he was just, like, on a random rock sculpture thing at
ComicChams:the very top. And it was like, I don't know how he built the
ComicChams:house. Now, he's like, camping on the side. He just, I mean,
ComicChams:right, granted, he can't die, but at the same time, it's just
ComicChams:like, Dude, there's, there's like a four seasons, or at
ComicChams:least, like a Motel Six probably up the block. Anyway, he wakes
ComicChams:up. We see now that it is definitely once again, was
ComicChams:mentioned after the events of X Men last stand. Wolverine has
ComicChams:grown all of his hair. He's got a full on beard, um, he's
ComicChams:walking around a bit disheveled. And when he's there, he decides
ComicChams:to head into town, and we see that he goes into a like a
ComicChams:hardware store. And while he's there, there's a group of guys,
ComicChams:a bunch of hunters, who are just like, I don't know. They're
ComicChams:clearly just like, they're joking around, little worried
ComicChams:about them being drunk, but they're also buying weapons and
ComicChams:shooting them out in the streets. So it's just like, I
ComicChams:don't understand how no one decided to, like, let me not
ComicChams:serve this person. And Logan, he hears about this plan of them
ComicChams:trying to tackle this bear, a bear that he actually saw a
ComicChams:little earlier as he was heading into town, which I gotta say, is
ComicChams:probably the most jacked bear I've ever seen in my life, the
ComicChams:most jacked character right there, right off the bat. And
ComicChams:the bear is just doing his own thing. But when Wolverine heads
ComicChams:back, he does see that the bear was harmed. He hears some
ComicChams:screams from people. He hears the screams of the bear. So when
ComicChams:he goes to investigate, he finds the bear on the ground. There
ComicChams:are a bunch of arrows in this body, and he decides that the
ComicChams:best thing for him to do, because it does seem like the
ComicChams:bear had been poisoned, was something. On the arrows is to
ComicChams:just put it out of his misery. And this is where he pulls out
ComicChams:one of the arrows and notes that it is covered in poison. So he
ComicChams:goes into town, and he is offers to buy the man a drink at a bar.
ComicChams:The man's telling this story about, oh man, I just barely
ComicChams:escaped with my life. And overin stabs the man with the arrow
ComicChams:saying, like, oh well, you know it's a cowardly to use poison on
ComicChams:theirs. And if, if it's not poison, then you should be fine
ComicChams:with this arrow, right? And once the man hits him, once Wolverine
ComicChams:is fully prepared to kill this hunter in the middle of the bar,
ComicChams:just being like, sorry, Gene just lost it to kill one guy who
ComicChams:was gonna die anywhere from that poison, probably, um, but before
ComicChams:he can kill anyone, Yukio arrives. She's been watching him
ComicChams:for a while, and she says, Look, don't even worry about them.
ComicChams:They're gonna die anyway. And after, after quickly dispatching
ComicChams:the hunters with her considerable swords and fighting
ComicChams:skills, she reveals that she came all the way here to find
ComicChams:Logan so he can get another sharp thing, because, you know,
ComicChams:he has claws. But isn't it cool if he had a sword, that's that's
ComicChams:all she's here for. While he is in this car with her, uh, she
ComicChams:shares that the person that hired her has been willing to
ComicChams:meet with Logan, and he showed she shows him a sword, as well
ComicChams:as a file that basically has all the details of his life, even
ComicChams:back to when he had his short hair that he, for some reason,
ComicChams:kept styling in a way where he was two pokes on the side of his
ComicChams:head. That was a choice that was made because the mask in the
ComicChams:suit wasn't ideal for Live Action X Men. This wasn't
ComicChams:obvious enough, I guess. I don't know. So he's reluctant to go,
ComicChams:and Yukio is pleading, telling him that, like, you know, it's
ComicChams:just really one thing this meeting could offer you, the
ComicChams:piece that you're looking for, because it will help complete a
ComicChams:task of yours. The task is to assume that, mainly, like, he
ComicChams:just wants to die, but so he decides, yeah, he'll go, but
ComicChams:he'll only go for one day. And I was like, that's basically the
ComicChams:entire flight over. But I digress, because while they're
ComicChams:on the plane, Logan does share a little bit of a fear of flying,
ComicChams:which I would assume is definitely connected to the
ComicChams:mountains that the Blackbird was attacked and he was on the
ComicChams:plane. But more importantly, Logan starts asking Yukio is
ComicChams:like, Hey, how did you know that those guys were going to die?
ComicChams:She just automatically assumes it to be in like, you know,
ComicChams:their gun toting dummies. So this is most likely somebody was
ComicChams:going to die in that group sooner rather than later. But he
ComicChams:said, No, you really picked up on the fact that they were going
ComicChams:to die all together in the same car three weeks from now. Like,
ComicChams:that's not just gun toting dummies. So there's a hint there
ComicChams:of her possibly having some kind of mutant ability, but we don't
ComicChams:go further into that. It's just now just assumed by the viewer
ComicChams:and by Wolverine that she can this is her skill. This is her
ComicChams:mutant ability. Because as soon as the plane lands, we head on
ComicChams:over to the Ishida compound is filled with armed guards.
ComicChams:Wolverine's asking, what's going on? Why are there so many people
ComicChams:with guns in an old man's place? And before he can even get a
ComicChams:full answer, he's immediately, like, harassed by all these
ComicChams:armed soldiers and gunmen. And he's then greeted by Shingen.
ComicChams:Who is she, the son who is very upset with the presence of
ComicChams:Wolverine here today. Yeah, we also he is introduced as a kind
ComicChams:of swordsman, because we see him doing some kendo. And yeah, he's
ComicChams:really just not for Wolverine. But before we really get to see
ComicChams:shingon's deal, we're introduced to another character, Mariko,
ComicChams:who is yeshida's granddaughter that has all these that she's
ComicChams:just very proper. She seems to have a close relationship with
ComicChams:Yukio and is mourning her grandfather's passing. And the
ComicChams:reason he has all this guards is because YASHIDA is a tech God in
ComicChams:the country, so he is, apparently like he he's in every
ComicChams:tech industry. So he has unlimited money, and after
ComicChams:Wolverine gets a much needed shower, we he finally reunites
ComicChams:with his friend Yoshida, who is now old. He has the best bed in
ComicChams:the world, that bed that kind of like, yes, adjusts to where
ComicChams:you're sleeping and supports you perfectly. Is that what money
ComicChams:can buy? Because on
ComicChams:every point. Of his body. It's not just like a flat surface.
ComicChams:It's like, oh, my arm's feeling a little tired right now. Let me
ComicChams:get the support here from the third quadrant on the upper left
ComicChams:region. Yeah. It's, oh God, come on. Somebody in tech make this
ComicChams:happen. Not Elon, somebody else. And it's here where she says,
ComicChams:hey, look, I'm dying, um, but I can make you mortal and help
ComicChams:myself out. And basically he says, um, I can. He hints that
ComicChams:he can remove Logan's healing factor, give it to himself. So
ComicChams:it's like a but everybody wins. Yoshida gets to live longer, and
ComicChams:Logan can grow old and die, except because I am on too many
ComicChams:parts of the internet. It turns out that if, if Logan's healing
ComicChams:factor was removed, the adamantium and the skeleton,
ComicChams:would absolutely kill him almost instantly. Um, because the only
ComicChams:thing keeping him alive from the adamantium poisoning is his
ComicChams:healing factor. And another fun fact, and Logan, he's probably
ComicChams:dying because they poisoned all the food to to kill mutants. So
ComicChams:his healing factor weakened. That's That's why his healing
ComicChams:factor couldn't keep up with the adamantium anymore. So all that
ComicChams:to say, because Rashida didn't do his homework, Logan would
ComicChams:definitely die without his healing factor. But in any case,
ComicChams:it's like a double edged claw Exactly. Maybe Logan knew this
ComicChams:because he rejects the offer and immediately walks into another
ComicChams:movie, I guess, with Mariko, this next Mariko incident. So,
ComicChams:yeah, so he decides to go and just like, do his own thing. Um,
ComicChams:well, basically, what he ends up seeing is that Mariko and
ComicChams:Shingen are having a very stern conversation. They're basically
ComicChams:arguing here in the compound, and it results in shinkin
ComicChams:slapping his daughter, um, you know, it's such a surprising
ComicChams:scene, because it's not Logan doesn't know anything about this
ComicChams:family, and neither do we. So it's just like we don't know
ComicChams:what's happening here, and she immediately starts running
ComicChams:towards a cliff to end her life. But Logan's able to catch her in
ComicChams:time, which made me question, why was this place designed to
ComicChams:not have railings near the cliffs if you're very high up?
ComicChams:It does not make any sense. So he's like telling her that,
ComicChams:like, Hey, you don't want to do that. She decides to retire for
ComicChams:the night, as does Logan in separate places. This is when
ComicChams:Logan and Yukio talk a little bit about why did Mariko decide
ComicChams:to, like, the best course of action was to just run and jump
ComicChams:off. But Yukio just said, tells her about tells him about her
ComicChams:past and how she was found, how she grew up with Yukio. And as
ComicChams:you mentioned, there are many, many sequences in West gene is
ComicChams:just going to pop up with Logan's dreams. And at this
ComicChams:point, it does seem like they're about to play a game with Udo,
ComicChams:wink, wink, but he it turns out that the person that is supposed
ComicChams:to be gene in his dream is actually Dr Green, who shoots
ComicChams:off this like random mist down his mouth, and she she
ComicChams:immediately jumps off of him. Logan, because he's thinking
ComicChams:it's a dream. Doesn't really know what's going on, but when
ComicChams:he wakes up, he sees everybody running around. There are people
ComicChams:crying, and he learns that Yoshida has passed. So now we
ComicChams:jump into the funeral, where it's basically treated as a full
ComicChams:on press conference. There are reporters, there's the whole
ComicChams:family, there are armed guards, the whole nine yards, and as
ComicChams:they're walking through, Logan is trying to get more details.
ComicChams:He sees Dr green, and it's just like, I think that's the woman I
ComicChams:was trying to play Uno with, but I'm not too sure. But more
ComicChams:importantly, there's a man in black who's perched on the
ComicChams:rooftop just watching as the whole funeral procession is
ComicChams:going on. And this is someone that we just have to think about
ComicChams:later, because more importantly, we end up meeting mariko's
ComicChams:fiance, norberomori. Yes, so Wolverine meets mariko's fiance,
ComicChams:which is really good for Logan, because he's only into married
ComicChams:woman. Don't at me, look at all the film series and tell me I'm
ComicChams:wrong. So damn, this man's got a thing, right? And I think
ComicChams:specifically, post amnesia, he became obsessed with married
ComicChams:women. I don't know what that's about, but, I mean, we're like,
ComicChams:listen, they got they don't have to worry about commitment.
ComicChams:Already committed. And again, if anyone thinks I'm joking, what's
ComicChams:the first scene of Days of Future Past when it goes back in
ComicChams:the past? Is he not sleep? Thing with a mob boss who's already
ComicChams:like, woman who's already married, like, yeah, he has a
ComicChams:type. So at the funeral there we do see some friction with this
ComicChams:new nuburo character. We see friction between Wolverine and
ComicChams:again, Shingen Schengen is saying his dad was always
ComicChams:obsessed with Logan. I mean, it would be nice to see, to have
ComicChams:seen some of that, like, you know, posters of Logan on the
ComicChams:wall, or, like, there's a scene with the three of them where
ComicChams:he's, like, ignoring his son for Logan. But we don't really, we
ComicChams:just have to take his word for it. And as the funeral is going
ComicChams:on, in a really cool detail, Logan is looking at one of the
ComicChams:religious men around, and he notices that there's a Yakuza
ComicChams:tat under their robe. And now Logan keeps looking around. He's
ComicChams:like a lot of these people look like they're undercover, so he
ComicChams:makes a move to try to get Mariko out of there, and that's
ComicChams:when a monk, one of the monks, shoots Wolverine, giving up his
ComicChams:accused identity. And Wolverine, normally, he'd shake it off, but
ComicChams:he finds surprisingly that this time, he is vulnerable to his
ComicChams:injuries, and he can't just rush into battle as quickly as
ComicChams:possible. And this is when, right as in the middle of all
ComicChams:this, the guy we saw hiding on the roof, he decides to get
ComicChams:involved too. Yeah, I'm gonna call him Japanese Hawkeye for a
ComicChams:bit, because, um, he was a little bit better than an
ComicChams:average Hawkeye. But I feel like this was the, this was the
ComicChams:inspiration for the Avengers endgame sequence that will pop
ComicChams:up like about five years later, five, six years later. So when
ComicChams:everyone springs into action, Yukio does her best to try to
ComicChams:stop him. Hawkeye here, he also tries to shoot down some of the
ComicChams:the accuser members, while Logan's trying to just shake off
ComicChams:everything, get back in the game. Weirdly, dr, green does
ComicChams:something that I feel like is probably more common now than it
ComicChams:would have been back like 10 years ago, which is to film the
ComicChams:entire attack. Um, doesn't ever come back up. It doesn't. It
ComicChams:really, doesn't. So as she's recording the attack, it does
ComicChams:seem, though, when someone tries to attack her, that she's also
ComicChams:meeting as well, because she shoots some venom from her mouth
ComicChams:towards that person's face, the face burns off, and literally,
ComicChams:that was such a big moment that gets like no preface after,
ComicChams:nothing gets talked about afterwards. Uh, Marco's able to
ComicChams:escape of Logan and Hawkeye, but, um, but at least it's full
ComicChams:chase down the streets, where you basically see this guy
ComicChams:running from the rooftops, from like rooftop to rooftop,
ComicChams:surviving every almost single fall that he's making, making
ComicChams:leafs on just one leg, which I gotta say, is pretty impressive.
ComicChams:So they are able to escape. Unfortunately, though, it does
ComicChams:leave with everyone getting separated, except for Marco and
ComicChams:Logan, who Logan is literally chasing after her bleeding from
ComicChams:every part of his body, and I can understand now why she
ComicChams:didn't want to be near him, but fortunately for him, when Marcos
ComicChams:and the ends up on a bullet train that has travels at 275
ComicChams:miles per hour or faster, um, Logan is somehow in the seat
ComicChams:next to her, and it's just decides, I'm just going to
ComicChams:recline this seat. We're going to figure out the plan on how to
ComicChams:survive. What's been going on here, yeah, and it's following
ComicChams:this bit, which is, you know, it's great. It was fun. A lot of
ComicChams:action, lot of great kills from Logan and the archer. We get a
ComicChams:strange sort of scene where we go back to the funeral, and
ComicChams:mariko's fiance is clearly more concerned with being on camera
ComicChams:than the welfare of his wife. On top of that, in the middle of
ComicChams:the previous scene, Shingen forced, forced Yukio to protect
ComicChams:him instead of go after his daughter, which was weird in the
ComicChams:moment, and now he's also insulting Yukio. And saying,
ComicChams:like, remember that you're, you know, you're just a stray that
ComicChams:was picked up by the family, which I'm not sure why he's
ComicChams:bringing that up. Now, I really this scene was really confusing
ComicChams:to me. I don't know why anything was happening here,
ComicChams:but it was really just to show that, just extra scenes, to just
ComicChams:show that Schengen is a jerk, which is, like, we get it
ComicChams:already, like, I don't need to know anymore, like, I knew he
ComicChams:was a jerk ever since he slapped his daughter. Like, yeah, that's
ComicChams:it. Show me him, show him. Show him being a punk. To me, I'd
ComicChams:rather that. Because then it'd be like, if he's like, all these
ComicChams:accusing members are out there, he couldn't even protect his
ComicChams:daughter because he's, like, trying to hide with Yukio. Like,
ComicChams:I'd rather just that versus like, let me now show that
ComicChams:Shingen is assault is insulting to Yukio, which we got like,
ComicChams:four scenes of before, and it was just like, it's enough.
ComicChams:Yeah, we we get it. We get it. Um, so after that sequence, we
ComicChams:do get what arguably is the best sequence in the movie where, um,
ComicChams:back on the bullet train, Wolverine is going in the
ComicChams:bathroom. He notices he's still bleeding, and he's really now at
ComicChams:this point, like Something is definitely wrong with my healing
ComicChams:factors, something has gone up, and just as he pulls out of the
ComicChams:bathroom, all of the Yakuza show up. And one of them, I love it's
ComicChams:a little quick moment, but one of them tries to punch Wolverine
ComicChams:in the face, and they are instantly because it's just
ComicChams:straight metal, and you actually even hear the bang. And then
ComicChams:that's my favorite part. That was that's fun, like little
ComicChams:things like that. But in the middle of fight, Wolverine
ComicChams:actually accidentally slashes open the doors, sending them all
ComicChams:flying to the top of the bullet train, which is probably one of
ComicChams:the most hype action sequences in X Men history. Yeah, and
ComicChams:gotta say, the CGI is already much better than the first film.
ComicChams:You know, we had a lot of cries about the fact that it looked
ComicChams:like Wolverine was holding pieces of paper between his
ComicChams:fingers. This is not the case. They finally got it together.
ComicChams:The crazy thing about this too, is that you're seeing like the
ComicChams:most dangerous, the dangers of subway surfing and so here on
ComicChams:the MTA platform all the time, and it's because Wolverine is
ComicChams:just trying to navigate this super fast, 200 something mile
ComicChams:per hour train, trying to hold himself down to make sure that
ComicChams:he can get to the next person he has to take out at the same time
ComicChams:these Yakuza members who unsure if they have any mutant
ComicChams:abilities. But for the sake of the movie, we're going to say no
ComicChams:surviving just by like stabbing into the bullet train, which
ComicChams:makes me question, like, how strong are their stabs? Or how
ComicChams:weak is this bullet train material? I would be worried
ComicChams:about the integrity of this. This train moving as fast, but
ComicChams:Logan is able to trick one into jumping and hitting a billboard.
ComicChams:And another one, he uses the momentum of the train to go
ComicChams:flying into with his claws. So great sequence. After that, he
ComicChams:comes back, still bloody and injured. And that's when Mariko
ComicChams:is like, okay, we can hide. So they get a room at a love hotel,
ComicChams:a mission to Mars, themed room, um, and since it's a love hotel,
ComicChams:there's only one bed. When Marie glass like, where are you gonna
ComicChams:sleep? And he's like, I'm not. And then I was like, okay, you
ComicChams:know, being chivalrous, but he didn't have to go and stand in
ComicChams:the rain all night, though, yeah, like, he's in a 90s r&b.
ComicChams:Wolverine loves you. Be a chorus. Everybody's snapping,
ComicChams:let it fall, um, and it's really a bad idea, because he starts
ComicChams:hallucinating a very wet gene, um, and you know, gene is also
ComicChams:like, Yo, why are you doing this? Why are you trying to be a
ComicChams:hero again? And he's like, honestly, bro, I don't know. And
ComicChams:he passes out from probably hypothermia, so when he wakes
ComicChams:up, he's being treated by a doctor. We do see that the
ComicChams:person who runs the love hotel is there long Marco, and we find
ComicChams:that that the doctor is actually the love hotel manager's son who
ComicChams:is a veterinarian. Well, a student, not a not full vet. So
ComicChams:there's some quick fun about the fact that, like, obviously,
ComicChams:Logan was under so his like, involuntary reflexes were
ComicChams:operating. Unfortunately, the vet student was clawed a few
ComicChams:times, but he seems to be fine. This is when Logan starts
ComicChams:questioning what's going on in visibilities, because he's like,
ComicChams:I can't regenerate. I don't understand what's going on. And
ComicChams:we do get a sense of who might have been the cause of all this.
ComicChams:Where we hop back over to Dr Green, who seems to be running
ComicChams:things, is because she meets back up with our our Hawkeye
ComicChams:here, our Archer, and she's telling him that, like, listen,
ComicChams:we have to follow along with the plan. I you know, if you don't,
ComicChams:then you're just in our way. And it's revealed that his name is
ComicChams:Harada. It also in the earlier scene too. It did seem like
ComicChams:Harada does have some kind of connection to Marco, because he
ComicChams:did kind of like pledge his life to protecting her, and in their
ComicChams:conversation, she does reveal that she did something to to
ComicChams:hinder or suppress Logan's mutant abilities. So this is
ComicChams:going to be the best time to to try to take him down, because
ComicChams:the further along it. Goes the there's a possibility, either he
ComicChams:there's some time that he probably won't be able to do
ComicChams:what their plans are. But right now, this seems to be the thing.
ComicChams:And we hop back over to Marco and Logan, who Logan not all
ComicChams:patched up. They decide to finally go to the safe house
ComicChams:that Marco was intending to go to. And this is when we learn
ComicChams:basically what that connection is with between Marco and
ComicChams:Harada. First of all, I want to say the dinner that Marco was
ComicChams:making looked sick. I wanted all of that. Whatever she was making
ComicChams:in that pot looked good. But this is where Marco drops a lot
ComicChams:of really important information that she was going to get
ComicChams:married to Harada at one point when they were 15, but she
ComicChams:eventually got stuck in an arranged marriage with the
ComicChams:politician from earlier She also revealed that the reason why she
ComicChams:was so depressed and willing to Just end it all was that because
ComicChams:her grandfather, before passing announced that his company and
ComicChams:all its assets would pass over his son and to his
ComicChams:granddaughter. So the pressure of possibly running this tech
ComicChams:Empire, which we only see on the outsides and not like what they
ComicChams:actually do, I don't know. They probably made the bed. They
ComicChams:probably made that bed. They at least made the bed. So the
ComicChams:pressure of installing those beds across Japan was too much,
ComicChams:and so that's kind of that's why her father was so mad. That's
ComicChams:why she was unable to really handle the pressure. It's really
ComicChams:at this point we realize that we don't know what Mariko wants out
ComicChams:of life at all, like, what are her hopes and dreams like? So
ComicChams:far, it's been kind of like, I'm sad my grandfather, grandfather
ComicChams:died. I'm sad I'm getting his company. I don't want to die
ComicChams:from Yakuza. Actually, I kind of do um, because I'm not wanting
ComicChams:Logan to come so we really don't know. Even though we're getting
ComicChams:all this information, we're not really learning that much more
ComicChams:about her. Specifically, we're just learning her relationship
ComicChams:to other people in the plot um and this scene, pretty much,
ComicChams:after these revelations are dropped, we cut to Logan, who,
ComicChams:um, cuts himself shaving. And you know, I know this is
ComicChams:supposed to be like, your his healing factor's gone, but I'm
ComicChams:also thinking like, bro, you need to shave a little bit more
ComicChams:gently. Like, if you're, if you're bleeding like that every
ComicChams:time you shave, bro, like, what the hell? What are you doing?
ComicChams:Bro? Today's unofficial sponsor is Gillette skin guard. They can
ComicChams:sponsor us. I would let Gillette call us, yeah, and in the middle
ComicChams:of everything, they find out the tree fell in the middle of the
ComicChams:road. But luckily, Wolverine was the lumberjack, and even though
ComicChams:he doesn't remember it, I don't think, anyway, I had to look
ComicChams:this up. I think, I think it was said that after x2 gene, either
ComicChams:after x2 or during x3 gene, did kind of bring back some
ComicChams:memories. Or when he was in the Weapon X facility, some memories
ComicChams:came back to him, unsure, like, how much or what so possibly
ComicChams:there. I mean, it also could just be that, like, Logan was
ComicChams:just like, listen this, this is tree and AX. I'm Verdi man. I do
ComicChams:this.
ComicChams:So as he's cutting through this tree, and he's getting like this
ComicChams:love and attention from the people all around him. He's it
ComicChams:almost seems like he's finding peace being with Marco in this
ComicChams:location, even though they know that, like there's this danger
ComicChams:that's like looming overhead. So they decide to go for a walk,
ComicChams:because Logan, somehow they again implying that his powers
ComicChams:are fading. He's feeling tired, so when he looks up, he notices
ComicChams:something very familiar, as he sees the mountain range where he
ComicChams:was kept in captivity when he first saved YASHIDA. So we get a
ComicChams:flashback here. Now, when a little call back to when Yukio
ComicChams:kind of showed Logan. The reason why she was with him was she
ComicChams:showed him a sword. And here we get the backstory of it, where
ComicChams:Logan and Yoshida were in this well, they were talking with one
ComicChams:another. Again, the chance to learn each other's life, and
ComicChams:because Logan has saved his and they felt comfortable enough
ComicChams:about trying to see if it was safe for them to go outside.
ComicChams:YASHIDA offered him his family's blade. That's this Katana. And
ComicChams:Logan said, Nope, I don't want it. You keep it. Hold on to it
ComicChams:for me, I'll come back and pick it up some other time. Yeah,
ComicChams:and. He you brought up something that I'm now realizing. How does
ComicChams:he remember this? Yeah, this is why. This is one of my biggest
ComicChams:issues with this film. The continuity is it's well, because
ComicChams:the species is, yeah, the timeline is spaghetti, because
ComicChams:the events of x, men, origins, Wolverine. Remember. This is
ComicChams:which we will remind everyone. This is a sequel to they have to
ComicChams:take place after Vietnam, the earliest they have to take place
ComicChams:after Vietnam. So he lose at the end of that movie. He loses his
ComicChams:memories of everything prior to Vietnam, but he remembers
ComicChams:everything that happened with Yoshida specifically, like,
ComicChams:yeah, all these years later. Ah, gripe about this. He was still
ComicChams:should have been with Saber Tooth at this time. Saber Tooth
ComicChams:wasn't gonna help him at all. I was willing to forgive that.
ComicChams:Like, maybe at some point in the war, they got separated, and you
ComicChams:know, he was just a POW in this occasion that I was like, I'm,
ComicChams:I'm willing to let that part slide. But the fact that he can
ComicChams:remember any of this, I'm, I'm a little, a little a lot disturbed
ComicChams:by that, um, but speaking of things from Origins, I don't
ComicChams:like we while after sleeping with Mariko, that happens,
ComicChams:Mariko tells a story which is basically the Japanese version
ComicChams:of the Wolverine story that Kayla told, and origins i The
ComicChams:movie stops to do this story again and again, it doesn't
ComicChams:really give us any new information. It doesn't really
ComicChams:advance the story that much and but it does put Logan at an ease
ComicChams:where he finally admits that all the nightmares he's having
ComicChams:because she kept have hearing him have nightmares, um, he
ComicChams:says, well, the gene I keep talking about, well, I killed
ComicChams:her, and Marco's like all right, and just continues to sleep in
ComicChams:the bed with him, no follow up. I know you haven't had the best
ComicChams:partners, but Lady, that's that's not the good response to
ComicChams:that. When someone tells you is yourself. Girl, choose yourself.
ComicChams:Use ask for a little bit of context to that. Like, I
ComicChams:appreciate that you trust, take him on his word that it was
ComicChams:like, not a bad situation, but no follow up questions. Also, I
ComicChams:did find it crazy too, that like immediately after admitting that
ComicChams:he killed Jean to her, he also said, I also killed my humanity
ComicChams:with it. And I was like, I'm sorry. What? We're not being in
ComicChams:the same house. No more. Please, please exit or please call me an
ComicChams:Uber these are not green flags. They're hardly even beige. I is
ComicChams:so now back at the Ishida compound, we see hukio wakes up
ComicChams:in fear, and she just says the word Logan. This is assuming,
ComicChams:while it does seem random, we do know it probably connects with
ComicChams:her ability to be able to see the death of people. So that
ComicChams:doesn't matter, because the next morning, we wake up with Logan,
ComicChams:who hears the screams of Marco. She's being taken by these
ComicChams:accuser guys. She's shoved into a car. Logan gets shot in the
ComicChams:leg. He's unable to catch her in time, because, again, he was
ComicChams:shot in the leg, but he is able to grab someone, and that one
ComicChams:person, he's like, he's trying to get them to talk. And they're
ComicChams:like, I'm not snitching. Not going to do nothing about that.
ComicChams:So Logan decides, because his mask in the comics looks like
ComicChams:two Batman kissing, he's like, I'm gonna use some Batman
ComicChams:tactics. And he soon finds out everything, because Yukio, who
ComicChams:just I'm glad that she's on the good side, because it was like
ComicChams:she immediately knew where he was going to be. She drives
ComicChams:over, she sees Logan walking up, and she's he's just like, I need
ComicChams:to go find noburu, because one of the questions that he asked
ComicChams:this person is, Who hired you? So now that this has happened,
ComicChams:they drive over to noborough's place, wherever he's at, Yukio
ComicChams:shares the dream that she had of Logan dying. Yes, this is the
ComicChams:oft repeated prophecy everyone in Logan is like, when you watch
ComicChams:Logan, you're like, Oh, my God, she predicted it, because she
ComicChams:says that Logan will die with holding his own heart in his
ComicChams:hand. And I'm like, I'm sorry to ruin it for everybody, but that
ComicChams:line goes on a little bit longer, and it says, holding
ComicChams:your own heart in your hand, and it's not beating. So
ComicChams:unfortunately. If she had stopped a little bit earlier,
ComicChams:this would have been a perfect prophecy, but, I mean, x 23
ComicChams:wasn't dead, so this prophecy doesn't work. I'm sorry, guys,
ComicChams:I'm sorry to ruin that for you, but there's a maybe there's a
ComicChams:reason we forgot the exact events. So he breaks into nobus
ComicChams:hotel room. He's partying with some some models, and after some
ComicChams:more interrogation, the Nobu reveals that I okay. So he
ComicChams:reveals that YASHIDA was trying to save his own life, and in
ComicChams:doing so, he nearly went bankrupt again. There is
ComicChams:absolutely no indication of this before hand that the company is
ComicChams:in any kind of financial trouble, but let's take his word
ComicChams:for it, he nearly went bankrupt. So Shingen, who's about to
ComicChams:inherit the company, it finds out that his daughter is gonna
ComicChams:get it instead of him, so he arranges for the Yakuza to kill
ComicChams:his daughter so that he gets the company automatically. Now, why
ComicChams:would Shingen if he knows the company is in tons of debt. Why
ComicChams:is he so eager to inherit it? Wouldn't he have more incentive
ComicChams:to, like, sell his shares, get out beforehand? Wouldn't he want
ComicChams:his daughter to take it so he could, like, take the shares and
ComicChams:then, like, later, buy back the company at a lower market value,
ComicChams:and then, like ideal, this is an ideal situation for him to just
ComicChams:not do anything. Why would he arrange for the Yakuza to kill
ComicChams:his daughter to inherit a company that is on the verge of
ComicChams:collapse? Anyway, this makes no sense to me. Um, and, but again,
ComicChams:we're not going to focus too much on the finer details,
ComicChams:because Logan is so upset with all this news that he throws the
ComicChams:nabaru out of the window, where he lands in a pool. And, you
ComicChams:know, there's a cute exchange where, um, Yukio is like, How'd
ComicChams:you know there was a pool there? And Logan goes, I don't implying
ComicChams:that that man's gonna be fine. No, that man is dead. I'm sorry
ComicChams:to tell you guys, but the the the fall from that height into a
ComicChams:pool of water is like hitting cement. That man is dead. Yeah,
ComicChams:yeah. I will say though, I think, I think I just because I
ComicChams:gravitate towards these, like, nonsensical action movies, tough
ComicChams:guy roles that kind of do things like this. I really enjoy this
ComicChams:scene. Oh no, it's funny, because it's at one point where
ComicChams:he tells him, it's like, you have 10 words to tell me why you
ComicChams:want your fiance dead. And he starts rambling. Tries to give
ComicChams:us, like, What are you talking about in the eight thing? So he
ComicChams:punches him, and then Logan turns to Yukio. Was like, how
ComicChams:many words was that? And she was like, nine. And he's like, we
ComicChams:only got one word left. It was like, Thank you, Logan. We can
ComicChams:count. And he just says, Shingon.
ComicChams:Yeah, it is a very convoluted plan. And I agree, I don't
ComicChams:understand why Shingon didn't just sell the company like I I
ComicChams:know, like, ultimately the answer is probably going to be
ComicChams:some honor. Like, I'm as soon as I heard that plan, I was just
ComicChams:like, obviously, this is like, that Zuko mentality of just
ComicChams:like, honor is really only associated with, like, how my
ComicChams:family has put it onto me, and now you could be honorful and
ComicChams:have a lot of money by selling your father's company, who
ComicChams:basically bankrupt it, and then you try to hide everything. So
ComicChams:it's like, this is even more of incentive try to sell the
ComicChams:company that you were, that you could, there's like a paper
ComicChams:trail of you trying to hide the fact that embezzlement was going
ComicChams:on. Like you could literally get out of this scot free. So I
ComicChams:don't understand why it's a very convoluted plan. It's still a
ComicChams:better plan, though, than Justice League Gods and
ComicChams:Monsters. I will admit that. Yeah, this one, this plan is
ComicChams:just stupid. It's not that convoluted. Yeah, it only takes
ComicChams:like five seconds to do. But now we, as this has happened, we see
ComicChams:that Marco is brought by the Yakuza to her father, who starts
ComicChams:sharing, for in a random tangent about how he studied biology to
ComicChams:learn about mutations and all this stuff. If I there's no real
ComicChams:explanation as to why it could just seem to be more so like
ComicChams:daddy issues. Dad was in love mutants. I was not one. Let me
ComicChams:try to see what I could do there. I felt like there was way
ComicChams:more they could have expanded on that question. Quick question
ComicChams:for you, sorry. Um yeah. Why is she alive? Huh? Jack. Was not
ComicChams:his goal this entire time to kill her. Why is she alive right
ComicChams:now? Huh? Damn. Um, well, looks like I'm now like Wolverine in
ComicChams:the at the end of the Logan movie, I've I've been stumped.
ComicChams:Um, nice. I have no idea why she's still alive if the plan is
ComicChams:to kill her before the reading of the will so that she doesn't
ComicChams:get everything See, this is just villains wanting to put share
ComicChams:out their plans. Is stupid, especially because something
ComicChams:that gets randomly referenced, like literally, you blink and
ComicChams:you will miss this. You, you walk you, you stand up and you
ComicChams:will miss this in this movie. Um, they do share that there is
ComicChams:a ninja clan called the hand, unrelated to Ninja Turtles or
ComicChams:Jackie Chan Avengers, because this is this. This was comic
ComicChams:accurate. They they are supposed to be the people who are in
ComicChams:charge of protecting the YASHIDA family or Yoshida clan for for
ComicChams:generations, and it seems that prior to his death, this is
ComicChams:true, the Yoshida, Mr. YASHIDA, was able to put in place this
ComicChams:protection. So as Shingen and Marco are having this
ComicChams:conversation of why she's good, why he's going to kill her, but
ComicChams:she's not dead yet, we see the we see the whole place get
ComicChams:overrun, not only by the ninja clan, but it's revealed that
ComicChams:Harada and Dr crane, sorry, Dr Green, who is going by the name
ComicChams:Viper for comic wise, but also randomly said at the very end of
ComicChams:this film, for some reason, they are leading the troops here. And
ComicChams:at this point we see that Dr green takes a weapon, poisons
ComicChams:it, and stabs shingan with it, assuming now that he's dead,
ComicChams:Logan and Yukio arrive at the place, and they find a note
ComicChams:telling them to meet them at yashidas birthplace. I think
ComicChams:it's like or where the company, the larger company is actually
ComicChams:held like the facility itself. So this is another random moment
ComicChams:that if you blink in this film, you will miss it. But in an
ComicChams:earlier scene, when Logan first met up again, was reunited with
ComicChams:Mr. YASHIDA, he sees these like creatures floating around in
ComicChams:some kind of like ooze of some sort. And when he looks at that
ComicChams:same container now that he's back, he doesn't see anything in
ComicChams:the container. So he hops onto the bed that everybody wants in
ComicChams:their dreams right now, and he gets the X ray scan to reveal
ComicChams:that there is a creature, one of those creatures inside him. So
ComicChams:I'm I'm just going to assume, because it's never explicitly
ComicChams:said it all throughout the rest of this film, that Dr green
ComicChams:somehow put the creature inside him to affect his healing
ComicChams:abilities, maybe by shooting it through her mouth when they were
ComicChams:kissing. I assume that was a delivery system. I am not sold
ComicChams:in the slightest that he would know to look inside of his body
ComicChams:to find a parasite on his heart. I'm not. I'm I don't track how
ComicChams:that was, how he even got that idea in the first place, because
ComicChams:it doesn't make any sense to just to check that. Like, unless
ComicChams:he did, he didn't do any other test. He just was like, Oh, let
ComicChams:me just check my body right now to see if it's in this like, it
ComicChams:could have been digested. It could have been in your
ComicChams:bloodstream. It could have been, yeah, it could have been, like,
ComicChams:molecule size, like, I don't understand how, like, he knew,
ComicChams:and it was like, just time to check. Like, it would have made
ComicChams:more sense if it was like throughout the movie, not only
ComicChams:was he, like, feeling this pain, but he was like, from getting
ComicChams:hurt all the time and his abilities not coming back up,
ComicChams:but also feeling like something's moving around him.
ComicChams:Or even, let that be the reason why he was seeing gene like,
ComicChams:like, yeah, something. It would have even been simpler to just
ComicChams:have a line at the beginning of the movie where it's like, Yo,
ComicChams:this bed, by the way, this bed can diagnose anything like,
ComicChams:like, one line. And then later he comes in, he's like, Well,
ComicChams:before we go, which he just does this again. He checks himself
ComicChams:out impromptu, of nothing. It wasn't like, motivated by his
ComicChams:desire to save Mariko. It's like, implied. But I it would
ComicChams:have been the cleaner, I think, to just say, Oh, this back. Can
ComicChams:scan anything well before I go, let me see if there's something
ComicChams:wrong. And then he can find the heart parasite. And then, you
ComicChams:know, bing, bang, boom. But instead, he just figures it out.
ComicChams:So at this point he sees the parasite, his heart. He decides
ComicChams:to do a little self surgery. Now I'm going to admit I'm. The
ComicChams:scene's pretty cool. He's doing surgery on himself with his
ComicChams:claws. At the same time, Shingon comes back with the sword and
ComicChams:randomly attacks. So Yukio has to defend Wolverine while he's
ComicChams:doing the surgery, which I think is really fun. The the creative,
ComicChams:it's really creative choreography in the room that
ComicChams:they're operating in, and there's even a point where he
ComicChams:can't see the operation because they move things around. So, you
ComicChams:know, it's pretty, pretty fun, except one thing I can't
ComicChams:forgive. So what Logan does is he pulls out the parasite
ComicChams:attached to his heart. He's holding the parasite in his
ComicChams:hand, and he has goes into cardiac arrest and temporarily
ComicChams:dies. That's not his heart in his hand, though. That's a
ComicChams:parasite in his hand. He didn't so yukio's whole prediction is,
ComicChams:was wrong, though, right, like top to bottom was like, we can't
ComicChams:trust some of your inabilities. Yeah, unreliable. So um, but he
ComicChams:does recover to jump into battle with Shingon, which this is the
ComicChams:section I of of succession of scenes I like to call cool, but
ComicChams:pointless, because Shingon just a regular dude who's poisoned
ComicChams:and has a sword against Wolverine. There's really This
ComicChams:conclusion is foregone. And what they try to do to make this
ComicChams:scene interesting is the this is the thing that made me the most
ComicChams:upset in this movie. I have to say, they try to imply that the
ComicChams:reason Wolverine and Schengen are fighting is because
ComicChams:Wolverine needs information. He asked, where's Mariko? Bitch?
ComicChams:You already know you have a poster that says where to go.
ComicChams:You learn this and minutes ago in movie time, why are you
ComicChams:asking him? What did no one look at these two scenes in the
ComicChams:editing room and go like, Oh, we should cut one of these, because
ComicChams:he already has the information. He needs the fight, but the
ComicChams:information is pointless. You already have it, and he doesn't,
ComicChams:can't do anything to you. Like, it would have been more
ComicChams:interesting if you just kept trying. To Logan was like, I'm
ComicChams:gonna go from the start, yeah, and he just has to kill him just
ComicChams:to but, like, this fight is pointless. And again, it's cool,
ComicChams:claws against sword. I'm not gonna lie. I like seeing that as
ComicChams:an action person, but as a story person, we could have skipped
ComicChams:this, especially in a two hour movie. We could have skipped
ComicChams:this, especially
ComicChams:because there's no additional dialog that's given except for
ComicChams:like, the where is she like, this would have been the perfect
ComicChams:moment to kind of dive into the, you know, at this point we know
ComicChams:that Shengen is a jerk, but we never really got an explanation
ComicChams:as to why. Like, he he shares like, Oh, my father was always
ComicChams:fascinated by you. Again, we don't know to what extent that
ComicChams:fascination was. This would have been the perfect moment to be
ComicChams:like, you know, I spent so much time trying to honor my father
ComicChams:reveal the thing about like, you know, trying to or even like,
ComicChams:hype up the thing about like, you know, I was the one that
ComicChams:tried to save the company after he embezzled so much of the
ComicChams:money, trying to extend his life. And this is how he decides
ComicChams:to treat me, you know, I've never been favored by him. And
ComicChams:even like, you know, they spent so much time trying to throw
ComicChams:Gaijin into the into the script of this film, like this have
ComicChams:been the perfect time, because it's like, this is now treated
ComicChams:less from the way that this movie has been played out. It's
ComicChams:treated less of like mutant relations that this would have
ComicChams:been the perfect moment to just be like, Let's go full true
ComicChams:outsiders appreciation. Because it's like, here it was that his
ComicChams:father had always loved or always talked about Logan, maybe
ComicChams:was fascinated by him, and then literally, his daughter
ComicChams:experienced the same thing. So it was like, that would have
ComicChams:been a perfect moment to be like, I'm upset because my
ComicChams:father never really honored his family, even though I've been
ComicChams:trying to get his appreciation all my life, and even now after
ComicChams:his death, I still don't get it, because of people like you and
ComicChams:Yukio who are stepping in, literally, that could have been
ComicChams:the fight and then as Logan even, because it still would
ComicChams:have worked the way that the sequence of events in the film.
ComicChams:Because when Logan decides I'm gonna let you live, because I
ComicChams:realized that my beef isn't with you. So as he walks away,
ComicChams:Shingen does try to attack, and unfortunately, Logan has to pull
ComicChams:the the claws of his triggers and just snicked him to death.
ComicChams:And that would have been great, because it'd been like, here it
ComicChams:was. Do you have this person who was misguided this entire time
ComicChams:shares his anger about his situation, you still get the
ComicChams:same result that you had in the film. It's right there. But we
ComicChams:gotta move on. Yeah, I just realized I did my own Yeah. No,
ComicChams:no, it's fine. RT alteration. There, yeah, for that section,
ComicChams:no, it's I, it's what it is. So this now, now, this is where
ComicChams:things kind of get started to get really silly for the movie,
ComicChams:we cut to Mariko, who was, you know, in been kidnapped. In a
ComicChams:scene, Harada and Viper the DR green reveal that they've been
ComicChams:working together the whole time to Mariko. So Dr green poisons
ComicChams:Mariko, right, knocks her out, takes her to sleep. The next
ComicChams:scene, she wakes up in another part of the facility, and she
ComicChams:does the same thing. Why did these what was the point of
ComicChams:those two scenes? Why couldn't you just cut to the scene where
ComicChams:she wakes up at the facility? There was absolutely no reason
ComicChams:for her to do that. It's like when you try to make the the
ComicChams:word limit on your essay, like exactly, just stretching out,
ComicChams:can't, cannot. So Wolverine shows up around a compound. He
ComicChams:knows it's probably a trap. Harada says, you know,
ComicChams:basically, come with us. You're not getting Mariko. And
ComicChams:Wolverine drops an F bomb right here. It's like, Go, f yourself.
ComicChams:Pretty boy, even though, have they interacted before this
ComicChams:point at all, only from a distance, and pretty sure, one
ComicChams:of the times was when Harada shot someone to either save
ComicChams:Logan or he missed and he was supposed to shoot Logan. We
ComicChams:don't know. We really don't know who, what side they're on. So,
ComicChams:yeah, this is the first time they've interacted. And really
ComicChams:the main connection to their interactions, like they both
ComicChams:want to save Mariko and Logan just ends up being the new
ComicChams:boyfriend. That is basically what this is treated as, yeah.
ComicChams:So he runs forward. He's fighting a bunch of ninjas.
ComicChams:Ninjas are shooting arrows with strings in him. He ends up
ComicChams:looking like a pin cushion, which, again, this is a cool,
ComicChams:cool imagery of Logan loaded up with arrows. They even hit him
ComicChams:with the poison arrow. So it is cool. I'm going to say this is
ComicChams:cool, but point full, because it's full points, all the arrows
ComicChams:are sharp pointy. So this scene is great. Unfortunately, again,
ComicChams:I'm distracted by in the very next scene after Wolverine is
ComicChams:shot with all those arrows and captured, Yukio pulls up to the
ComicChams:facility with no resistance, absolutely none. There were
ComicChams:about 5000 ninjas. Logan doesn't kill many of them. And in fact,
ComicChams:after this point, the ninjas go away completely for I guess they
ComicChams:just went to another mission. Because, yeah, don't come back.
ComicChams:They weren't killed. They just don't come back at all for the
ComicChams:rest of this movie. Why? This is also a pretty large facility
ComicChams:with a lot of mechanical stuff to be operating. So no one's no
ComicChams:one. No one gets in our way at all. She just walks up to them
ComicChams:and we cut to Wolverine in some binding metal bindings, where
ComicChams:Viper gives really clunky exposition of stuff we already
ComicChams:understand at this point that she poisoned Wolverine to
ComicChams:suppress his healing factor for the point of capturing him,
ComicChams:sure, okay, for A good majority of the film, yeah, we figured,
ComicChams:um, so at this point, um Harada also talks to mararico and is
ComicChams:trying to rekindle their romance that we just heard about off
ComicChams:screen. We have never seen these two interact at this point
ComicChams:either. Um and he goes for a kiss, which is absolutely the
ComicChams:wrong time. And after she rejects him and runs away,
ComicChams:Harada immediately has a change of heart and shoots Viper
ComicChams:immediately. Oh, my God, I will say though I just because it's,
ComicChams:uh, just because it's a reference. I did appreciate
ComicChams:Marco using the baby knife, um, to just stab the Arata, but,
ComicChams:like, not, not even enough to, like, really distract them. It's
ComicChams:like, literally, like, getting poked by a by a thumbtack.
ComicChams:Really, like, that was a much pressure. It was into it. But
ComicChams:yeah, you're right. It is weird that he immediately starts to go
ComicChams:after Viper, which he shoots her with one of the previously
ComicChams:poisoned arrows that he created, which I which also she states to
ComicChams:Logan that she's actually immune to most, if not all, um poison.
ComicChams:So it's like it's wild that the one that she's alert, the one
ComicChams:thing that she can't, she can't work against, is. The one thing
ComicChams:that they have in the facility, it's like, why is that even
ComicChams:there? Wolverine and Marco tried to escape, but they get
ComicChams:cornered, and they're in the split up. We also see that the
ComicChams:thing, the big plan of this whole thing, which was alluded
ComicChams:to in one random scene. Again, if you blink you missed it,
ComicChams:Yukio sees like some blueprints for a suit of armor, which was
ComicChams:also in another blink. If you missed it, you learn about the
ComicChams:silver samurai at the funeral of Mr. YASHIDA. We see now that
ComicChams:this silver Samurai is sitting next to was sitting next to
ComicChams:Logan. It's now active. It looks like a giant free template for
ComicChams:the TMNT shredder. And this is now this whole giant structure
ComicChams:is chasing after them. It's fighting against them. It's
ComicChams:trying to kill them, if anything. And unfortunately,
ComicChams:everything they try to do doesn't work. We learned also
ComicChams:that the armor is coded in adamantium, so it's like,
ComicChams:literally, now it's like Wolverines, which, in the movie
ComicChams:description of this movie calls it Wolverine's ultimate nemesis.
ComicChams:And I'm just like, that's a bit of a stretch. So as they're
ComicChams:fighting, unfortunately, though, somehow the silver Samurai is
ComicChams:able to heat up its adamantium blade and uses it as an
ComicChams:opportunity to cut directly through Logan's claws. Yes,
ComicChams:which I thought, again, cool, cool looking as Logan is
ComicChams:struggling to kind of turn the tables. Viper randomly gets a
ComicChams:gruesome hanging Dev. I think, honestly, this is one of the
ComicChams:most gruesome deaths in an X Men movie. Like, hangs her, yeah,
ComicChams:it's like, it's like, the end of Tarzan. Yeah, that they
ComicChams:immediately thought of that, and I was like, damn. Like that.
ComicChams:That's a triggering death. Yeah. That was like, Okay, wow. Um, so
ComicChams:now also, Harada turns on the silver samurai. He has a change
ComicChams:of heart again and is immediately killed. Thanks for
ComicChams:coming. Um, all the ninjas stay out of this um, so now, all
ComicChams:right, so here's where the silver samurai corners Wolverine
ComicChams:um,
ComicChams:and starts extracting Wolverine's DNA with these
ComicChams:drills and starts taking Wolverine's like genetic
ComicChams:material out through his claws. Okay, okay, so here he starts
ComicChams:sucking out the metal of from Wolverine's skull, and it is
ComicChams:implied that sucking out the metal is giving the silver
ComicChams:samurai the healing factor. How? It's not the metal that makes
ComicChams:biology. I did not study biology in college. I'm gonna, I'm gonna
ComicChams:excuse myself from this, this conjure. But the actual reveal
ComicChams:here is that the person inside the silver samurai shoot is
ComicChams:indeed Wolverine's old friend, YASHIDA. Before you see, YASHIDA
ComicChams:planned on getting Wolverine's healing factor, and when
ComicChams:Wolverine said, No, this adamantium suit he built
ComicChams:strictly that, he said he built to keep him alive, but
ComicChams:conveniently, it's in the shape of a samurai and has heated
ComicChams:swords, you know, just in case to keep him alive. Um, so he,
ComicChams:it's like, what are you trying to fight against, bro? Like
ComicChams:you're not gonna meet the disease. It was like going to
ComicChams:the supermarket picking up my eggs in the full on samurai
ComicChams:soup. Made the man, the man team with the heated up. Clade, yeah.
ComicChams:Um, but yeah. So that's what this plan to extract, forcefully
ComicChams:take Wolverine's healing factor so Wolverine starts dying. But
ComicChams:luckily, there's one thing the silver samurai didn't account
ComicChams:for little knives, and those little knives are Logan's claws.
ComicChams:This is the most. This was the weird this I got. I was not
ComicChams:expecting this, because Marco is able to find a three of
ComicChams:Wolverine's claws at the time from when they were previously
ComicChams:cut off. They do get cut off. His other hand gets cut off
ComicChams:again. Um, so Marco takes the three of them, but only uses
ComicChams:two, one to stab it into the head of her grandfather. And
ComicChams:this is at a point where he's like, still absorbing
ComicChams:Wolverine's healing factor. So you see him actually becoming a
ComicChams:younger man, and he turns to Marco. Tries to please with her,
ComicChams:like, I'm your I'm your grandfather, that you recognize
ComicChams:me. And she's like, No, my grandfather is dead. And then
ComicChams:takes the other blade and stabs him in the neck, I assume, which
ComicChams:makes me question if he was already stealing Wolverine's
ComicChams:healing abilities. How did he die? I have that exact note. I
ComicChams:have that exact note. How is this killing him? Because he's
ComicChams:supposed to be healing, right? And it's like they try to have a
ComicChams:cake and eat it too, like he's you see YASHIDA getting younger,
ComicChams:and obviously, so he has some kind of healing factor in his
ComicChams:body. Um, by taking it, but they also have the cake that until
ComicChams:the transfer is completely complete, it doesn't save him
ComicChams:from everything, which doesn't make any sense. It like, if
ComicChams:you're if you're aging backwards, and that's how fast
ComicChams:your body is healing, then a couple knives should not be an
ComicChams:issue for you think, but it is, and for some reason, hurting him
ComicChams:physically also interrupts the process of like The machine
ComicChams:industry flew flew back into Wolverine, yes. Oh. My God. So
ComicChams:with that, now that YASHIDA is either dead or dying, Logan
ComicChams:says, Listen, I came back here to say goodbye to a friend,
ComicChams:sayonara throws YASHIDA in the suit off of a cliff. Not gonna
ComicChams:lie, I felt a little weird to say Sayonara, after they spent
ComicChams:the majority of this movie trying to make references. And I
ComicChams:was like, we could have literally gone with something
ComicChams:other than Sayonara, which is just so feels a little weird to
ComicChams:say, Yeah, and I'm not going to let this scene go, because
ComicChams:somebody, some people, might skip past this, but I'm
ComicChams:absolutely not skipping past this. Wolverine has another
ComicChams:dream of gene I dream of Geneva gene, and she says, Logan, I'm
ComicChams:all alone in the afterlife. Join me. This line implies one of two
ComicChams:things, which I both love. One, that gene in the afterlife is
ComicChams:like F. Afterlife is like F Cyclops. He's here, but I don't
ComicChams:care. Or Logan, in his own mind, perceives gene as saying F
ComicChams:Cyclops in the afterlife, because he's also dead right
ComicChams:now. And I don't care. Either one I am 100% that had me dying
ComicChams:when thinking about like, either possibility, psychologists are
ComicChams:standing there like, Yo, what you for real, me and me after,
ComicChams:like, what about chop liver? So after this dream sequence, we
ComicChams:hard cut to a bright day, Logan is healed from his injuries, and
ComicChams:it's time for him to leave Japan for absolutely no reason, no
ComicChams:reason at all. He does have one last goodbye kiss with Mariko,
ComicChams:um, he states that, you know, soldier needs to be about in the
ComicChams:field. And this is when on the plane, Yukio is just like, Hey,
ComicChams:um, you know, I'm gonna hang with you as your bodyguard.
ComicChams:Where should we go next? He's like, it's all good. We'll just
ComicChams:get up in the air. We'll figure it out from there. Our movie
ComicChams:ends there. But of course, because this is 2000 superhero
ComicChams:storytelling, we immediately get an after credit scene. And in
ComicChams:this after credit scene, we see an ad in the airport for Trask
ComicChams:industries. Trask is associated with the Sentinel project, so
ComicChams:that becomes a bigger plot point in three years time movie take
ComicChams:movie wise when, or chronological time wise, where
ComicChams:we get introduced to Trask and days of features past story, and
ComicChams:we see how it gets built up when Logan, who is ready to walk
ComicChams:through the detector to Male detector, unsure how much
ComicChams:Adamantium is in his body, because also in the fight, in
ComicChams:his fight, he does pull out his bone claws, so unsure how much
ComicChams:adamantium he still has. And as he's walking through, he notices
ComicChams:that every metal object around him is going a little haywire,
ComicChams:and he immediately recognizes that it has to be Magneto. So
ComicChams:when he turns around, he comes face to face with Sir Ian
ComicChams:McCullen, who's telling him that, like the world's in danger
ComicChams:and we need to band together. This is what we've experienced.
ComicChams:The third movie was not the last stand. This is it coming up
ComicChams:right now, and Logan's like, why should. I trust you. I'm never
ComicChams:going to follow you. And magnesite, well, because I got
ComicChams:back up and pulling a Tokyo Drift through the frozen in time
ComicChams:crowd, we see a man in a wheelchair. Yep, Charles is
ComicChams:back. Why? Because this timeline is spaghetti. And he's like, Yo,
ComicChams:some stuff's about to go down. I'm gonna need you. And that's
ComicChams:it. Hard cut. We're done, all right. And with that now,
ComicChams:because X Men movies tend to not wear clothing they're typical
ComicChams:for superhero them. Would this movie? Do you think this movie
ComicChams:should have gotten the cape, or should have gotten, or should
ComicChams:they have gotten the classic Marvel, secret in hidden in
ComicChams:disguise? Cap, there are no, there are no compromises in Cape
ComicChams:or cap people, it's one or the other. There's there's no
ComicChams:halfway. So I'm going to say this movie is cap. I came back.
ComicChams:I was really excited to revisit it, because I I forgot it, you
ComicChams:know, I thought maybe it got lost in the shuffle, but now I
ComicChams:fully understand why it did. This movie's central problem is
ComicChams:there are a lot of cool things and ideas here. There's a
ComicChams:detective story, there's a romance, there's a war
ComicChams:flashback, there's grappling with humanity and mortality, and
ComicChams:it wants to do it all, and it could have, if they had just
ComicChams:tried a little bit harder to make everything fit in cohesive
ComicChams:ways, cut out characters. There's too many characters in
ComicChams:this movie. A Harada is a the biggest problem in this movie of
ComicChams:a character that's too much just his whole story with Mariko is
ComicChams:given barely any room to grow. There's really no reason. If you
ComicChams:cut him out of the movie, the events pretty much play out
ComicChams:exactly the same, like Logan has a little less help with the
ComicChams:Yakuza, but you could save money on parkour on top of building
ComicChams:scenes. But yeah, this this movie, there's it just doesn't
ComicChams:seem like there was really a goal of anything from Logan
ComicChams:learn. And I'm immediately diving into an RTE alteration
ComicChams:where I would start this movie with Logan in Japan already.
ComicChams:He's already in Japan. You could do the same sequence with the
ComicChams:bear and the hunters. It just takes place in Japan because
ComicChams:after every the events of last stand. He wanted to get far away
ComicChams:from the X Men as possible. So he goes to Japan, a place he
ComicChams:knows he lives in the woods or like at a monastery. This is
ComicChams:something the X Men animated series did, um, and this would
ComicChams:also make sense of why he's having so many flashbacks to
ComicChams:World War Two. Specifically, if he goes back to Japan, and he's
ComicChams:in Japan at the beginning, then it's logically why he's thinking
ComicChams:of that war specifically, and all these memories of YASHIDA
ComicChams:while he's out there, he the again, the bear arrow sequence
ComicChams:plays out the same just in Japan. Then Yukio finds him, and
ComicChams:it's like, oh, ironic. I've been looking for you everywhere, but
ComicChams:you were here the whole time. And then when he's brought to
ComicChams:YASHIDA, his mission is, Ishida doesn't say. YASHIDA offers him
ComicChams:this, I will make you mortal in three days if you protect my
ComicChams:granddaughter for that long. So now we also have a connection of
ComicChams:Logan has a mission, a reason to be there. Because, right in the
ComicChams:movie, he's like after he denies YASHIDA, he could instantly just
ComicChams:leave. But in this movie, if you say, I will give you the give
ComicChams:you the mortality in exchange for protecting my granddaughter
ComicChams:for three days, Logan's torn about it, because he just did it
ComicChams:with Gene and failed. And then when he goes and saves Mariko
ComicChams:right after, then it's like, Oh, damn it. Now I'm in it. Now I'm
ComicChams:actually in it by accident. I can't help myself. And also, we
ComicChams:throw in a quick scene where Dr green actually, like, preps him
ComicChams:for the procedure, so that later on, when stuff goes wrong, Logan
ComicChams:has a logical reason to suspect Dr green is the problem, instead
ComicChams:of him just spontaneously covering coming out with it. Um,
ComicChams:so again, this is just to streamline those movies. We cut
ComicChams:Harada out completely. Um, and as just an added bonus, if we
ComicChams:really want to bring Shingen in, have from the front we have
ComicChams:yeshida say, Look, I don't trust my son with the business. I just
ComicChams:signed over everything to Mariko. So that's set in stone.
ComicChams:And if you want to add, instead of the Harada scenes, you can
ComicChams:flesh out Shingen and like, why he would be a bad for the.
ComicChams:Company make it so that Shingon needs his daughter's signature
ComicChams:to transfer over the company. That's why he needs to keep her
ComicChams:alive until she signs. And I think little changes like that
ComicChams:to weld the movie together, cut out a little bit of the fat. I
ComicChams:think we were on the right track. I don't mind the sober
ComicChams:samurai twist. Honestly, I'm, I'm whatever about it, to be
ComicChams:honest with you. But I do think if the movie starts with Ishida
ComicChams:tricking Logan openly, like the whole pretense of of the
ComicChams:protecting three days, maybe, like, he set that all up too.
ComicChams:You know, he set it up like let it slip to his son, so his son
ComicChams:would take extreme action and, and, you know, challenge Logan,
ComicChams:whatever. But I think something to make the movie flow a little
ComicChams:bit better, because at as it is, there's a lot of cool scenes in
ComicChams:this movie, a lot of cool scenes. I just don't think the
ComicChams:backbone is strong, as aunt adamantium here, and ultimately,
ComicChams:for me, I think the movie becomes forgettable, because a
ComicChams:lot of cool stuff happens, but just there's just no through
ComicChams:line. The through line is just not strong enough. There are
ComicChams:random 20 minute parts of this movie where they just talk, and
ComicChams:I'm normally not against that, but in this movie just doesn't
ComicChams:work. So that's my cat. Those are good reasons, especially
ComicChams:because those are the same reasons and feelings that I had,
ComicChams:which is why while if this movie came out in the 80s, it would've
ComicChams:been a cape. It is ultimately a cap. For me. You know, there's a
ComicChams:lot of great action sequences throughout, like the bullet
ComicChams:train scene is amazing work, especially because you do feel
ComicChams:the intensity of like, what the situation could turn into. I
ComicChams:also really enjoyed the Yukio Shingen fights, even, like there
ComicChams:was one particular move that she pulled out was just like, that
ComicChams:is, that's how you that's how you fill them out in action
ComicChams:sequence when you're using katanas or any kind of swords.
ComicChams:Um, even just, like, visually seeing whatever, even though,
ComicChams:like, you know, the stakes between Wolverine and Schengen
ComicChams:aren't really that big of a deal because of the fact that it's
ComicChams:like, Wolverine is not going to succumb to any of these wounds,
ComicChams:just seeing the action that's taking place between Shingen
ComicChams:using the Katana and then Wolverine uses claws, amazing.
ComicChams:Um, there is just also that some of the imagery and
ComicChams:cinematography was pretty cool. Like I did feel like, while, you
ComicChams:know, we've seen stuff like Oppenheimer and other movies
ComicChams:that have done this, like nuclear bombing sense, I think
ComicChams:that, given the fact that this was like a movie now that's like
ComicChams:11 years old, the way that they were able to handle the CGI of
ComicChams:that bomb was pretty cool. So I'll give them that, because
ComicChams:they did some I feel like they did some pretty okay with, like,
ComicChams:set designs and landscape shots. Like it did feel like it was,
ComicChams:from what I've seen at that time, what it felt like Japan,
ComicChams:understanding what it felt like to be in Japan. I also
ComicChams:appreciate the fact that X Men origins Wolverine's kind of
ComicChams:chummy side, whereas, like, he can banter and bond with every
ComicChams:single character wasn't in this movie at all. Like it was clear,
ComicChams:like, if he didn't like somebody, he just didn't like
ComicChams:them. There was no like, don't, don't get killed, not before I
ComicChams:killed you. First kind of dialog, which I really, really
ComicChams:appreciated. But ultimately, the thing that made this a cat for
ComicChams:me is just, like, there's just so many continuity errors, um,
ComicChams:and like, the flow of certain things, like the plan was too
ComicChams:convoluted. Continuity wise, I did have an issue with the fact
ComicChams:of like, the fact that the Nagasaki bombing would have
ComicChams:taken place in 1945 well in advance of the Vietnam War. So
ComicChams:again, I felt like Wolverine should have been with Saber
ComicChams:Tooth if this is supposed to be a direct sequel to origins in
ComicChams:some way. And you know, there just feels like something else.
ComicChams:A lot of stuff that was happening in this movie didn't
ComicChams:connect with what was supposed to be Wolverine story across
ComicChams:this trilogy, it was more so like Wolverine story in
ComicChams:connection to the X Men, the X Men films that we had. And this
ComicChams:really, I don't really even really know when or how this is
ComicChams:supposed to take place, because if you released it before X Men,
ComicChams:days of futures past to us. That's supposed to be canon. So
ComicChams:the events should have flown from Origins through the X Men
ComicChams:movies to now, and it doesn't feel like it did, because it
ComicChams:just feels like the fact that he just Yes, he left the X Men
ComicChams:because of everything that happened in the last stand. But.
ComicChams:Felt like a lot of this stuff just was like internal battles,
ComicChams:which I can see, which I'll talk about in the comics. I could see
ComicChams:them trying to pull that up, but it just doesn't make sense. So
ComicChams:that's why I was just like, a lot of this just feels
ComicChams:convoluted. A lot of this feels as if it's just like we made the
ComicChams:Wolverine movie, because we know Hugh Jackman is the biggest
ComicChams:character from the X Men movies, and we need to capitalize on
ComicChams:that. And while it's a great film for action, it's just not
ComicChams:really a great film. It's not it's a it's an okay film at
ComicChams:best. So it's too hyped up. I feel I'm again, I felt the same
ComicChams:way like watching it. I was going into knowing that we were
ComicChams:gonna cover it. I was, like, very excited for it, because I I
ComicChams:also completely forgotten that this film had existed, um, and I
ComicChams:realized that I did go see this in theaters. I just don't
ComicChams:remember. I didn't remember anything that happened in this
ComicChams:film, because I was more hyped about the fact of what they were
ComicChams:doing at the end with the post credit scene of like, bringing
ComicChams:forward the idea of days of futures past. Also, other side
ComicChams:note about that whole scene, where was Yukio? Yeah. I mean,
ComicChams:this is one again, I'm grain of salt, and I'm being really
ComicChams:generous that Yukio has implied to have died off screen because
ComicChams:Days of Future, past takes place in the future, far in the
ComicChams:future, after the Sentinels have kind of messed everything up. So
ComicChams:I'm going to give them the benefit of doubt there. If
ComicChams:you're asking why she wasn't in the airport after saying she'll
ComicChams:follow Logan anywhere. Got nothing for you. Got absolutely
ComicChams:nothing for you. I cannot answer that question except the fact
ComicChams:that they shot that. Sorry, spoilers, but yeah, they shot
ComicChams:that scene very late into the process, so they probably could
ComicChams:not get the actress to return, because she was most likely busy
ComicChams:with arrow at that point. That makes sense, all right. Well,
ComicChams:speaking of other those, like behind the scenes, stuff,
ComicChams:anything else, that was the reason why this is resulting in
ComicChams:the cap for us, not
ComicChams:too many small details, but we do know we have confirmation.
ComicChams:The script was rewritten multiple times. And some of the
ComicChams:things that I I just point out, things that I thought would have
ComicChams:been cool to see, or at least interesting to see in this
ComicChams:movie. One version had Mariko as the daughter of a crime lord,
ComicChams:which would have been really interesting if Yoshida was a
ComicChams:crime lord after he took his life and turned it into
ComicChams:something corrupt that would have been cool and that you
ComicChams:could have this parallel of like, maybe, what if Wolverine
ComicChams:would have let him die, you know, then this villainous
ComicChams:Empire wouldn't have been created to mirror what happened
ComicChams:with Gene and like taking that decisive action did present
ComicChams:something could have been interesting. Never mind that
ComicChams:though um rogue was heavily featured in one version, but the
ComicChams:writer admitted that there was no way to make it natural. All
ComicChams:good. And Hugh Jackman personally promised the actor
ComicChams:playing the blob, I just Oh, his name just slips me, but he was,
ComicChams:he's a great character actor, but he promised that the blob
ComicChams:was going to return in this movie as a sumo wrestler.
ComicChams:Okay, it could have worked, but also, it would not work. Yeah, I
ComicChams:think that would have been put it over the offensive territory.
ComicChams:Kevin Durant, yeah. Kevin Durant, yeah, yeah, that's I was
ComicChams:like, thinking I was just like, I know it's not Durant. It is
ComicChams:Durant. Um, apparently they had a little bit of trouble filming
ComicChams:in Japan, so some of the scenes were limited, and also rogue
ComicChams:would have been powerless, I think, if we're going by the
ComicChams:cannon, yeah, at this point. And last but not least, Guillermo
ComicChams:del Toro, at one point, was circling directing this. But
ComicChams:ultimately he was like, No thanks, wow. Guillermo in an
ComicChams:excellent film would have been great. This was Yeah, to me,
ComicChams:this would not have been the film. I would have chosen
ComicChams:friends, yeah, um, yeah. New Mutants, gambles would have been
ComicChams:great. Yeah, joke, but Yeah, way better than what it actually
ComicChams:was. Oh yeah, giant bear. Maybe one day. Was it the same bear
ComicChams:that that Logan killed? I think so we need to check up on that
ComicChams:one day of a schematic we might revisit New Mutants. Because
ComicChams:wow, oh wow. What a movie. What a film. One of the films of all
ComicChams:time, sure that was a sequence of events that would put in
ComicChams:front of a camera. Wow. Okay. No, I like that. I like it would
ComicChams:have been really cool though to see that idea of what would have
ComicChams:happened if Mariko was actually the daughter of a crime lord.
ComicChams:That would have been interesting, especially because,
ComicChams:as you said, it would be in the direct parallel to what Logan
ComicChams:was dealing with with having to kill gene, which, honestly, this
ComicChams:is a perfect segue into our comic book section for today.
ComicChams:Oh, because this movie is based off of one of the first solo
ComicChams:adventures with Wolverine having his self titled book. This is a
ComicChams:part. This was adapted from a four part 1982 mini series
ComicChams:written by Chris, Chris Claremont and art by Frank
ComicChams:Miller. So already you're hearing like two goaded
ComicChams:individuals when it comes to X Men and comic books on this side
ComicChams:of the of the world. And this was the second limited series
ComicChams:ever produced by Marvel. And the goal of this story was to really
ComicChams:dive into Logan's character and his struggle of being the man
ComicChams:versus being the animal, or, as this movie calls it, the kozuri.
ComicChams:That's, yeah, that's actually never used in the comic. So
ComicChams:quick plot breakdown. It actually opens up a lot like a
ComicChams:movie, no Nagasaki bombing. We actually opened up immediately
ComicChams:to the Canadian Rockies, where Wolverine has to go and find a
ComicChams:bear that's been attacking people. He finds it battles it
ComicChams:kills it. But he does come across that barbed wire, that
ComicChams:barbed arrow, the poisoned one, and because of the way it's been
ComicChams:made, he knows it's illegal, so he tracks down the hunter that's
ComicChams:responsible that Hunter, he and the hunter get into a fight. The
ComicChams:Hunter decides to turn himself in, and once Wolverine finishes
ComicChams:that mission, he heads back to the X mansion and finds these
ComicChams:letters from Marco that he originally sent a person he
ComicChams:remembers and being in love with have all been sent back to him
ComicChams:unopened. So there's the there's the reason for why he should
ComicChams:would have popped up in Japan. That would make more sense,
ComicChams:because he's checking up on an old friend, yes, yes, and when
ComicChams:he arrives, he gets immediately stopped by immigration, um,
ComicChams:luckily for him, though, the head of the offices in Japan is
ComicChams:actually another old friend of his name Asano, who allows Logan
ComicChams:to stay with him until he learns what's happening with Mariko.
ComicChams:And he learns, upon going to find her at her place, that
ComicChams:she's been married off to an abusive man named noburu, and
ComicChams:that her father, Lord Shingen Yoshida, was the one that's
ComicChams:responsible for arranging this marriage, and she doesn't want
ComicChams:to leave, nor noburu, because she's staying with him for
ComicChams:honor. Logan's devastated by this, but before he can properly
ComicChams:leave, Logan gets created by Nobo, who's very upset over his
ComicChams:wife having another man in the house. So they decide to head on
ComicChams:over to the Ishida residence, where Shingen is there. And he
ComicChams:decides he wants to battle with Logan in the duel, and the two
ComicChams:of them fight. Logan gets a chance. We see this is the first
ComicChams:time Logan's using a sword, a Katana sword, in order to fight,
ComicChams:but because he gets frustrated with the fact that Shingen is
ComicChams:actually hitting him on his pressure points in order to
ComicChams:weaken him, Logan pulls his claws, and Mariko is horrified
ComicChams:to see this. But then Shingen, knowing that he's in a more
ComicChams:aggravated state, is able to leave him broken, poisoned and
ComicChams:mentally unwell, and he throws him in the street, where Logan
ComicChams:gets attacked by some people who are calling him Gaijin, and
ComicChams:Logan just kills them. Oh, well, that's one way to solve the
ComicChams:problem. So Logan wakes up, um, he gets saved by more from more
ComicChams:people attacking by Yukio. This is yukio's appearance. Now she's
ComicChams:an assassin. She's infatuated by him, and they like fight against
ComicChams:it gets introduced more so that he's fighting now against the
ComicChams:hand, the same ninja clan that we're introduced to in the
ComicChams:movie. And Yukio reveals that she's being hunted by them
ComicChams:because she defy, yeah, she defied their leader, who was
ComicChams:actually a crime lord. Mm, okay, and I like it, yeah. And this
ComicChams:whole time they decided to form an alliance. But then Yukio
ComicChams:loves the savage side of Wolverine, while Wolverine is
ComicChams:trying to be a kinder. Man because he wants to be with
ComicChams:Mariko. So the whole comic is really just him fighting
ComicChams:against, again, the animal versus the man, which is what I
ComicChams:can see, what they were trying to do with this film. But they
ComicChams:just focus too heavily on it being gene and never really kind
ComicChams:of express that. Like, why is he the animal? Like, I could see it
ComicChams:in the dialog, where he's just, like, with the killing of gene,
ComicChams:I killed my humanity. But they never really explained that,
ComicChams:because it's like he did it to save the world. Yeah, and I did
ComicChams:forget to mention, like, for most of this movie, is very
ComicChams:passive to like, just the overarching thing of the movie
ComicChams:is that, you know, he has, there's this question
ComicChams:introduced, like, if he wants to be mortal at the beginning,
ComicChams:right? So, you know his goal, loosely is established, like he
ComicChams:wants to be mortal. But in the rest of the movie, him
ComicChams:protecting Mariko doesn't get him any closer to his journey of
ComicChams:being mortal. And in fact, he rejects the idea of being
ComicChams:immortal because he wants to protect her, which I get what
ComicChams:you're trying to do. But again, it's like this doesn't benefit
ComicChams:him in any way, like it doesn't get him closer. So it's like the
ComicChams:question of mortality or not is dropped. So if you want to see a
ComicChams:movie where you know someone near immortal is grappling with
ComicChams:whether they should do it or not, watch Deadpool two damn
ComicChams:like the other end of the spectrum. Um, so now that Logan
ComicChams:is just hanging around with Yukio. They just he gets he's
ComicChams:and he's like leaning into this more angry, saddest himself. He
ComicChams:decides that he wants to fight against the Ishida clan, once
ComicChams:again, fight against the engine, try to save Marco. So they head
ComicChams:over to a play. Unfortunately, the play turns out to be again,
ComicChams:a bunch of the hand ninja clan members are there to fight him
ComicChams:once again and try to capture Yukio, and he ends up killing
ComicChams:every single person that is attacking him. Marco sees this,
ComicChams:and she's just like, I'm done, completely done. So he's now
ComicChams:wallowing in misery, doing all this stuff, he decides to head
ComicChams:back to his um, to the hotel of his friend, Asano, who has been
ComicChams:murdered. Oh, this man had two lines in the comic and was
ComicChams:murdered. That's what you get for being near Wolverine. So
ComicChams:when he is looking up what happened to Asano, he finds a
ComicChams:blade, and he smells on it that is Yukio, um, but he also
ComicChams:realizes that the poison on it is something that he that was
ComicChams:used against him by Shingen. So he tries to confront Yukio about
ComicChams:it, but unfortunately, he doesn't get any he doesn't get
ComicChams:any of his stuff answered. Yukio escapes, so now he has to find a
ComicChams:way to talk to Shingen about everything that's been happening
ComicChams:here. So they fight. That's basically all that happens.
ComicChams:Yukio gets captured at some point, Shingen shares about how
ComicChams:he doesn't like Yukio has never explained how they know each
ComicChams:other.
ComicChams:So now, when they finally get their Shingen and Wolverine
ComicChams:finally have their duel, Wolverines finally prepared to
ComicChams:take them out. And this is when Mariko intervenes from Wolverine
ComicChams:killing Shengen, her father, and gives her the family sword as a
ComicChams:symbol of his redemption. Logan rejects the sword, claiming that
ComicChams:he's unworthy. And Marco says that don't worry, you are a man
ComicChams:of honor in my eyes. And this rekindles their relationship to
ComicChams:the point where Wolverine proposes, she says yes, and it
ComicChams:turns into a full wedding event where all the X Men come to
ComicChams:arrive to celebrate Wolverine and getting married to Margo,
ComicChams:the end of his temping career. Yep, but don't worry, that's not
ComicChams:the end of this particular story. Oh, because during the
ComicChams:wedding, unfortunately, it gets cut short by the silver samurai
ComicChams:who makes an appearance. Silver Samurai is teamed up with his
ComicChams:master Viper, and it's revealed that silver Samurai is actually
ComicChams:Marco's half brother, Harada. Okay, okay, okay, I'm following.
ComicChams:They battle, uh, Marco and Yukio actually decide to team up this
ComicChams:go around. So Yukio pretends to be Marco when she when Marco
ComicChams:gets captured, um, and they all fight. Basically, it ends with.
ComicChams:If, like, this massive explosion almost kills everyone. The X Men
ComicChams:survive, Logan decides to continue on with the wedding.
ComicChams:But something is said to Mariko, where she decides she does not
ComicChams:want to marry Logan anymore and tells him that he needs to go
ComicChams:home, because from what he saw, what she saw from Him, He will
ComicChams:always just be a Berserker. And it the whole comic ends with
ComicChams:just like Logan decided to return back of the X Men, and
ComicChams:you just see a single tier running down his face. Well,
ComicChams:back to simpin. It was like, What's gene doing today? But,
ComicChams:yeah, that is basically the story there. Um, it definitely
ComicChams:it differs, as I mentioned so much, from the movie, because
ComicChams:they tried to tie in more so of just like how Wolverine tries to
ComicChams:navigate the world as being such an animalistic person, while
ComicChams:also trying to recognize that he is a man still, um, it does
ComicChams:create more of a I could see what they were trying to adapt
ComicChams:into the movie. Not everything came across clearly, because
ComicChams:this is like some things you can and can do a lot of stuff that
ComicChams:they had in this you can't really do just because I'm
ComicChams:guessing, things that are acceptable and seeing on
ComicChams:American productions. But maybe this was done differently,
ComicChams:because this story was also adapted in 2011 when Marvel
ComicChams:decided they were going to, like, dive into a bunch of anime
ComicChams:productions. So this was also created in the anime form, in
ComicChams:like a 12 episode mini series, I think, where Wolverine also
ComicChams:takes another trip to Japan and goes through this entire story.
ComicChams:I have not watched this. I am open to watching this as like a
ComicChams:supplemental piece for this episode, though. So if y'all
ComicChams:interested, yes, with there is a we have toyed around with doing
ComicChams:a series of comparisons. For example, comparing the crisis we
ComicChams:went through. Let me specifically the DC crisis, not
ComicChams:one of the many crisises in life we've gone through, to the error
ComicChams:verse crisis. So if you guys are interested in that sort of thing
ComicChams:of comparing two adaptations of something and seeing who wins,
ComicChams:let us know. Just don't make me do Red Hood Teen Titans from
ComicChams:from Titans the show, because i My heart won't, will give out
ComicChams:your crisis we had. So I don't know I'm feeling particular
ComicChams:comic I think is a cool comic for Wolverine fans, because it
ComicChams:really does create a story for where we're getting a chance to
ComicChams:see how Wolverine navigates the world as a man, and how he
ComicChams:struggles with going back and forth. And I think it ends up
ComicChams:being a story that a lot of creators later on would try to
ComicChams:incorporate into how they write out Wolverine story, especially
ComicChams:with the introduction of characters like x 23 badger.
ComicChams:Pink Dragon is also his son. So it's like all those particular
ComicChams:character introductions stem a little bit from like, how did
ComicChams:Wolverine become navigate this, like, dark moment in his life
ComicChams:when he was trying to do the right thing. And with that,
ComicChams:we're gonna wrap up our episode here today join us next time for
ComicChams:our next big stop on the Ryan and Hugh road trip as we head
ComicChams:back to our DC roots with one of the movies from the DC universe
ComicChams:that is known worldwide as probably one of the worst
ComicChams:creative films in all of history. And I that I mean the
ComicChams:live action 2011 Green Lantern movie, yes, but is it? Does it
ComicChams:deserve another look? Can he from willpower make a cap or a
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