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As Sera Gamble said, in Supernatural Season 6 Episode 22, "Characters That People Like Will Be Killed" and how. And you've been waiting for it, it's Season Six Trivia!!
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Jerk:
All right, welcome to Devil's Trap podcast. We are back. We're going to talk about season six, episode 22, the man who knew too much. But first, Liz, what's going on with you?
Bitch:
All right. So as I said, like we're coming back, we're coming back and this is we're just recording two episodes in a row. So everything's kind of weird. So but what's been going on with me is I just did a another ghost hunting investigation thing. So this is a fun thing that you know, it's like too many people are doing now. That is pretty much my takeaway that everybody found out about this. And now, like, if you go to a ghost hunt, like, if you watch a show, it'll be like, oh, there's like four guys and they're like in a building by themselves. But if you go online, you're like, oh, I want to go this ghost hunt and no shade on the bros who throw this ghost hunt. I think they're great. And this is not my first ghost hunt of the years I've gone on, but it's still like, there was. three groups of people and like 15 people in each of the groups. So that's just a lot of people for me to be around in general. And this was an overnight thing. So it was like till like two like one in the morning, like it was pretty late and in the middle
Jerk:
Let's
Bitch:
of nowhere.
Jerk:
go stay up late.
Bitch:
Ghosts hang out late, they like to hang out in the dark, I guess. Um, but yeah, I didn't see, I don't think I saw ghosts. I don't know, my friends think I saw ghosts. So we've got, we've got pictures to prove that, but it's always, I think it's fun. Just because. I like learning about history and like really like the place that we went to was a hospital for a very long time in a very small part of Texas. And honestly, like it's close enough to where my Polish ancestors people were hanging out. Like that may have been their hospital.
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
And it was not a good hospital. It was just not, there was like all things like about like malpractice and other things, but it's a very famous hospital for being haunted. And so a lot of the paranormal, like famous, like paranormal people have gone there and it's famous. So our friend of the pod, Zach Baggins has an episode where he went to this hospital and he goes up on like, so it was run by nuns. And so I forget which nuns they were. Oh, fuck, I remembered which order they were. I forgot it already. But anyways, like me, I know those nuns because they were the nuns at probably my grandpa's church that I was at. I think I probably knew some of these nuns, but
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
there's all these stories there. But I guess they don't like tattoos. And on the third floor, what's on the third floor? It actually has a basement, which is weird for Texas.
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
We don't have basement things here.
Jerk:
our soil is not
Bitch:
So.
Jerk:
good for it. They collapse. We don't do them.
Bitch:
Yeah, it is also just hard to get into it. Like, especially if you're down where I'm at, like, you they
Jerk:
too
Bitch:
won't
Jerk:
much
Bitch:
even
Jerk:
rock.
Bitch:
collapse, you have to dynamite that shit, because it's
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
all limestone. So it's limestones and caves. So you can put stuff in caves, it's like really hard to like go down. So
Jerk:
Hehe.
Bitch:
anyway, so this the hospital for it was a hospital for a long time, there was a basement, there is a ground floor, and there was a second floor. And the second floor is where it was like the nuns like living quarters. So men weren't allowed on that floor. So they don't like men, the ghosts apparently, and the nuns don't like when men come on that floor. And apparently if you have tattoos they also like to choke you out. So Zach, when he was on there, like he like takes off all his clothes. He's basically just
Jerk:
Taking
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
his shirt off.
Bitch:
a come at me bitches! Like and
Jerk:
Look
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
at my
Bitch:
he's
Jerk:
tattoos.
Bitch:
basically...
Jerk:
You like
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
that?
Bitch:
he like taunts the nuns and then like supposedly, I don't know if he got checked out, but so when I was there, we were on the second floor and I did not like rip off my clothing. I just had on as little much clothing as possible because
Jerk:
It was
Bitch:
there's
Jerk:
hot.
Bitch:
no air conditioning and it's June in fucking Texas and it's so hot, you know what I had? I got one of those little neck fans. And it's the best thing I've ever bought. It was like $25 from Amazon. Sorry about something from bad corporate daddy. But like, so it's like, it has like a USB thing and you just charge it and you put it on. And like, I normally sweat like a fucking pig and it was, it was okay. Like I actually like, I was hot, but I didn't die. And I'm like, this is the best.
Jerk:
You were just glowing instead of dripping.
Bitch:
I guess, like I was, I didn't want to die. Like I was just like kind of okay. So I wasn't as miserable, but so I was in a tank top and shorts because, and Docs though, because there's a lot of things.
Jerk:
Just tetanus, tetanus.
Bitch:
There's tetanus, like they have filled it with garbage.
Jerk:
Uh...
Bitch:
And I want, it's like a hoarder, it's like a quarters episode of a, like a ghost hospital. like, and I know like they think like that brings chaos and like more ghosts come in like with things are all disgusting. But I'm like, that also brings like staff infection. And so I think like they should clean it out a little bit. I think the ghosts would be happier. They claim
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
that they have like this like empty bottle of wine is a trigger object. And like, of course it is a ghost is like clean this shit up. It's not sanitary.
Jerk:
Right?
Bitch:
And they have all these stories about like, you know, there was like a guy who like OD'd and was like dumped in the hospital grounds and like, there was like a double murder that supposedly happened there, but nobody has any record of, cause after it was a hospital, it became a rehab place.
Jerk:
awful.
Bitch:
And it's, oh yeah, that was, I also was texting Diana about it, like within the episode, like. Zach Baggins goes out to like where some of the oil rigs are. And so if any of you are from this part of Texas and you know, the people who work those oil rigs, like this douche bag and his film crew like right up like next to like some oil rigs. And they're like, and like, we don't
Jerk:
Let's talk
Bitch:
know
Jerk:
about
Bitch:
how.
Jerk:
ghosts.
Bitch:
Yeah, we're gonna talk about like all the people that come to this hospital that you know, sometimes like they got they were dying because they got like injured doing this. Because like, this is the only thing these people without education they can afford to do like the only thing they can do to feed their families. I wonder how they die. Won't that be really fun? And then like this guy like drives up he's just kind of like a site worker. He's like, yo, you can't be here, bitch. And then like they kind of start talking. But then he like goes into the story about like how like his uncle like uncle or cousin or somebody like died in that hospital. He's like one of the ghosts. Like he was like, he like constant. And so him and Zach bond. He was just like, yeah, like, you know, maybe you can come out close like, but you don't want to like fuck with the people who work there. And then Zach is like, yeah, you were like, well, you want to put a demon hunter against a rough neck? And I'm like, yes,
Jerk:
I know who I'm putting my money on and
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
do.
Jerk:
not the demon hunter, just
Bitch:
Yes.
Jerk:
saying.
Bitch:
He was like, yes, I do want to put a demon hunter against a rough neck and I want to pay to watch that fight. who by
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
the way, that was probably the scariest part of my evening. So after we left and. I did have my new thermal heat wave gun and it's so exciting. It takes the best pictures. We're going to have the best like go see us things. So like share with you guys. But afterwards, like I had to go to this gas station like three times because there's no plumbing in the haunted hospital. So you have to go to the 24 hour gas station that you can walk to or my friends. And when I. like actually drove back and forth, which is probably the better idea. Like you had to pass, like drive past the Christmas like version of, uh, freedom isn't free or something like that. It's got like the soldier, but it's like leaning down with like the rifle, like
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
on the helmet, but it's made out of Christmas lights for some reason.
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
That's a fourth of July decoration they had
Jerk:
Sure.
Bitch:
for a thing. And so you have to drive past that back and forth and you finally like go until it, the restrooms they were actually really nice, but at 1 30 in the morning, um, the
Jerk:
clientele
Bitch:
clientele.
Jerk:
is interesting.
Bitch:
Holy fuck, man, they should have. It was like that. This is like you want to know what's terrifying. It's not what's happening in that house, except the fact like I have never been so glad that the heat gun like it's the best thing I've ever gotten for ghost things because you can walk around a building and you can tell they because they're like there will be possums or maybe raccoons. And they're like there weren't fucking lying bitches. But like I can at least like
Jerk:
Let
Bitch:
see
Jerk:
down.
Bitch:
like if there was something in the rubble. Right?
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
Like, so if there's like a meth
Jerk:
A rat
Bitch:
head
Jerk:
that's going to run out at you or
Bitch:
or
Jerk:
a
Bitch:
a rat,
Jerk:
meth head.
Bitch:
right? And a rat or a meth head, like
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
I could see them.
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
And so I'm
Jerk:
you would
Bitch:
so
Jerk:
know.
Bitch:
like, it makes like, I found myself like so brave now. I'm like, whatever, like I walked down, like always, like dark hallways, like, I don't mean
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
got this.
Bitch:
I can
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
tell
Jerk:
got
Bitch:
who's
Jerk:
this.
Bitch:
here. I'm like, Oh, I can't see that sofa. Ow. Anyway,
Jerk:
The sofa
Bitch:
so that
Jerk:
is
Bitch:
was
Jerk:
not warm. That is not warm. You can't see that.
Bitch:
And less like somebody is sitting
Jerk:
I was
Bitch:
on
Jerk:
heading
Bitch:
it
Jerk:
there
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
recently.
Bitch:
somebody is said is somebody has sat on that sofa It actually will stay warm for a little bit. It's pretty cool. It's Alright,
Jerk:
Yay.
Bitch:
so that was my stuff. I know too long. But
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
Diana was gonna with you. What is fun exciting in your life?
Jerk:
Uh, oh, we got to celebrate some birthdays. It was babe's birthday recently.
Bitch:
Happy birthday, babe!
Jerk:
So happy birthday, babe. And then you had my sister's birthday. So we did a big family dinner and ate a bunch of sushi, which is always fun. And we're getting ready to go to the beach for a few days, go Texas beaches. It'd be nice. Uh, and I decided, uh, my, my big bold decision that I'm sure people really care about is that I got my fingers tattooed. Uh, the other night I'm
Bitch:
Is
Jerk:
very
Bitch:
there
Jerk:
excited.
Bitch:
a word for that?
Jerk:
Uh, we, I call them finger charms. I don't know.
Bitch:
I like that you call them that. Is that they're actually what they're called?
Jerk:
My artist called them that
Bitch:
No,
Jerk:
in passing.
Bitch:
I like that. I think it's pretty.
Jerk:
So I got a little like gray wash, but like little signs on my fingers. I'm very excited about them. And it feels very like a bold step, but I really like them and they're cute.
Bitch:
I will share them on the on the grams so you can see them. But yeah, they're so pretty. I like them.
Jerk:
So that's exciting. I'm definitely a lifer and committed now, apparently. Not that I wasn't before, but like that's what it's like. It's like the old rule, like hands and neck. Those are like the like, oh, shit, tattoos.
Bitch:
Yeah, but now the fucking
Jerk:
Everybody
Bitch:
dumbass
Jerk:
has to
Bitch:
who
Jerk:
everybody
Bitch:
like delivers
Jerk:
get them now.
Bitch:
my food has fucking neck tattoos.
Jerk:
Yeah, but that's like the only ones he has.
Bitch:
The
Jerk:
I'm just
Bitch:
only one he
Jerk:
kidding.
Bitch:
has. No,
Jerk:
So
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
weird.
Bitch:
just you just started with that.
Jerk:
So tattoo
Bitch:
That was
Jerk:
culture
Bitch:
a choice
Jerk:
has changed a lot.
Bitch:
that was a choice people make now. And they're also I just I don't like the fact that people start at the wrist and go up.
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
That's
Jerk:
then we
Bitch:
not
Jerk:
also
Bitch:
okay.
Jerk:
and we also got to go watch people blow shit up for some fun pre 4th of July festivities
Bitch:
and you did
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
not
Jerk:
nobody
Bitch:
blow yourself
Jerk:
lost it
Bitch:
up.
Jerk:
Yeah, we didn't blow ourselves up. No one lost a limb and There was really fun fireworks out in the country at our friend's house. So we did that And yeah, get ready for the 4th of July
Bitch:
America
Jerk:
I love the fourth. I love fireworks so much. I don't think you understand. You've never watched me watch fireworks. I don't think. I'm like a five-year-old. I like to sit there and like eyes wide, big smiles, just stare at them the whole time and I cheer after each big section. Like I'm like the grown-up. There's a bunch of kids at this. I'm like, yay! And like I'm real sleep-wide.
Bitch:
I don't like being
Jerk:
Make me
Bitch:
startled.
Jerk:
happy. But they make me happy. I know they're happy. They make me happy.
Bitch:
Yeah, I don't like loud booms. So no, thank you. My animals don't like loud booms. It's a very stressful time of year. We live in a place that is typically dry. People will blow things off and then we'll start brush fires and houses will burn down. That actually become like a Dean, no, the Sam, it's Sam's brain that is very much like Sam's brain in this episode. So I
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
think that's a really good transition. Are you ready? Are
Jerk:
Let's
Bitch:
you ready
Jerk:
do
Bitch:
to transition?
Jerk:
it. Yeah.
Bitch:
All right, so this episode, so. there was a very interesting throwback thing that I dug into the I went into the way back machine of the internet like you really had to go into the way back machine of the internet to find this quote so somebody uh this is posted on the supernatural wiki and it was sarah gamble who remembers she's a showrunner at
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
this point but we're gonna get to that she's not the one who wrote this episode someone else wrote this episode but the click, there's a very clickbait article that I can get to you from the Supernatural Wiki and it's the name of this, the title of his article was Supernatural Boss on Finale, characters that people like will be killed.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Isn't that the greatest title of an article that was
Jerk:
It is.
Bitch:
ever written?
Jerk:
That is a good one.
Bitch:
And it's just like, oh, we're trying like it was original clickbait, right? It was just
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
like, we're just like, this is like what people are going to click on. But really it was TV guide talking with, I don't think it was Han Nguyen talking with Sarah Gamble about the season finale. And so she was asked, how does this part pair with the second half of the finale? The man who knew too much. And she said, we have so many mythologies going on. that we heard that we were going to air episode 21 and 22 in the same night. We talked about breaking it up as one huge two hour episode with a short cliffhanger in the middle, but what ended up happening was two distinct episodes. Episode 21 deals with a lot of Dean stuff and episode 22 deals with a lot of Sam stuff. And that's just the way it worked out. Both
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
guys are very active in both episodes. There's a lot of Dean in episode 22 and there's a lot of Sam in episode 21. And there's a lot of Bobby and a lot of Castiel in both, but it ends up kind of being Dean having 21 and Supernatural having 22.
Jerk:
That's interesting.
Bitch:
And I thought that
Jerk:
Okay. I
Bitch:
was
Jerk:
didn't think
Bitch:
interesting,
Jerk:
about that. Yeah.
Bitch:
right?
Jerk:
So basically 12, then if you think back to the 19 was all about Cass.
Bitch:
Fair, yeah.
Jerk:
You know what I mean? And then whatever. So 19 was Cass, and then we have Dean, then we have Sam. So that does make sense. That's interesting.
Bitch:
Yeah, and so when you think of you know, I watched these episodes with that kind of in mind thinking about obis is the Dean finale for season six, and now
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
we're at the Sam finale. And this title,
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
the episode with the man who knew too much comes from an Alfred Hitchcock movie.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
And that was actually a remake of an earlier movie. And it's also famous. This is the one that has case or awesome. But you're a stay case or
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
th,:Jerk:
Mmm.
Bitch:
we have the show runner who stepped down for this entire season,
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
coming back
Jerk:
Back.
Bitch:
and writing this episode, which is still letting like. Sarah go like, like spread her wings and like, it's still Sarah's story, I think.
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
But it has like, OK, now we're going to bring his flair back into it. And they just think that's kind of cool.
Jerk:
That is. And we do get a recap with our rollback of Carry On My Wayward Son for the recap of this episode. And we start the episode opens with Sam frantically running down a street. We're getting flashes of neon lights and he is definitely being chased by the cops.
Bitch:
Okay, okay. So we're running past the sign. Do you notice anything?
Jerk:
I didn't, I just noticed they were cool neon.
Bitch:
Okay. Yeah. That you should have noticed things. You know, why? Because that is part of season six trivia. And it starts now.
Jerk:
UGH!
Bitch:
Oh my God. And we're here in season six is the finale. We're here. So it's time to quiz Diana about what do you remember from this past season?
Jerk:
Oh God.
Bitch:
Or possibly past things of supernatural because Sam's running down this alley and it's a sign that things are dreamscape. He run past a sign for castle storage.
Jerk:
I did see that. Now I noticed
Bitch:
What
Jerk:
the castle
Bitch:
is that?
Jerk:
storage sign.
Bitch:
What is Castle Storage?
Jerk:
That is the storage location where John Winchester had stored things.
Bitch:
Pew pew pew. All right, that is correct.
Jerk:
I got that one.
Bitch:
All right, so this is the sound to give her that. All right, that is Diana got a thing right. Okay, all right. The hotel that he goes to and he stops at, that's the night owl.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
Was that in season six?
Jerk:
I don't know.
Bitch:
Yes, that was correct. That was correct. That
Jerk:
I can't
Bitch:
was
Jerk:
remember.
Bitch:
it. They were they stayed at an episode five live for your
Jerk:
Ah,
Bitch:
toy hard
Jerk:
yes.
Bitch:
as a bonus. Can you remember where else they stayed at?
Jerk:
No, I remember the night owl, that was it. I don't remember. I'm sorry.
Bitch:
Uh, they also stayed in that in season five, fallen idols, but the building was different. And so I don't think we had that. That's just a wash.
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
Okay. All right. So now let's just go to, we're going to straighten to season six music trivia. Diana's thing. All right. So we're going to talk about music from the season. Just a few questions. All right.
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
Can you remember the name of the Rolling Stone song, which was also the name of the first episode of the season? and I can give you multiple choice if you want.
Jerk:
First episode of the season. Uh, was it? I want to say it's something like simple man, but I don't think that's it. Is that it? I don't know what is it. I forgot.
Bitch:
No, no. Uh, so I, so I'm going to give you a multiple choice question and just in our last, I'll give you also a hint
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
that I taught when I, I purposely, when
Jerk:
mentioned
Bitch:
I gave
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
the intro to the episode, I talked about Rolling
Jerk:
And now
Bitch:
Stone songs. I mentioned it. So I'm going to give you some multiple choice. Maybe that'll ring a bell. All right. So is it a tumbling dice? B shine a light. C, exile on Main Street or D,
Jerk:
That's what it was.
Bitch:
rocks
Jerk:
It's exile
Bitch:
off.
Jerk:
Main Street. I know it's
Bitch:
It
Jerk:
exile
Bitch:
was exile
Jerk:
Main Street.
Bitch:
on Main Street. All right. So that was, that was great. Okay.
Jerk:
That's why I was going simple man. I'm like, that's not wrong. But it was like, I was trying to go with something when he was like in the domestic life. I knew that.
Bitch:
Yes. Like I knew as soon as I said it, you would hear it. But
Jerk:
Ah,
Bitch:
I purposely,
Jerk:
dammit.
Bitch:
like I said earlier, we're recording these back to back. And I was
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
know.
Bitch:
I was dropping, I may have dropped
Jerk:
You're giving
Bitch:
hints
Jerk:
me
Bitch:
for,
Jerk:
hints.
Bitch:
I may have purposely put some hints in that episode, just so you know. All right. So your question number four, what song feels like an appropriate Bobby theme song when played during his montage in episode four, Weakened at Bobby's? I mean, I would need a head.
Jerk:
I need a hand.
Bitch:
All right, this man had a pet goat named Smitty that he considered a calming influence. Does that help?
Jerk:
No, no, it doesn't.
Bitch:
Would you like another hint?
Jerk:
Yeah, I'll take
Bitch:
The
Jerk:
a second.
Bitch:
song uses poker related metaphors to convey the idea of being down on your luck.
Jerk:
Oh, was it the gambler?
Bitch:
It was the
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
gambler.
Jerk:
You didn't
Bitch:
Oh,
Jerk:
notice, Liz has a new soundboard.
Bitch:
we have there. Thank you, Riverside for fucking sponsor us. I'll drop that shit if you want.
Jerk:
right?
Bitch:
But yeah, I just found our new soundboard on Riverside and have spent our break uploading your shit just for this game. OK,
Jerk:
Yay.
Bitch:
so things that make Liz happy, I will take it. All
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
right. Question number five in episode five, we've are. I just love this episode live for you, try hard. What plays in the Black Rose while Kristen searches for Robert? Is it? Oh, do you, I'll give you multiple choice. You need that? Okay. Is it A, Outkast, Dracula's Wedding? B, Marilyn
Jerk:
Get down
Bitch:
Manson's
Jerk:
there.
Bitch:
If I Was Your Vampire? C, The Misfits Vampira? Or D, Bauhaus, Bella Lugosi's
Jerk:
Bow house.
Bitch:
Dead?
Jerk:
It was bow house, but I guess he's dead.
Bitch:
Yes, yes, that is correct. And I also just made that, that up. Thank you for chat GBT for helping me come up with top 20 songs that had things about vampires. I have incorporated those in a Spotify
Jerk:
into your playlist.
Bitch:
playlist that is now available for, for download. Good. Listen to that. All right. Your final music question. We still got a few questions. That's the final music one. What was the name Dean gave to the monsters created by Eve in episode 19, mommy dearest.
Jerk:
Jefferson Starships.
Bitch:
Jefferson Starships. You are correct! Whee!
Jerk:
I'm going to go to bed.
Bitch:
So good, so good. All right. Question seven. She is the monster in episode six, You Can't Handle the Truth. Name that monster.
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
You can have a hint if you want. She loves cats. Does that help? You know.
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
Her name means truth in Latin.
Jerk:
Oh shit. It's something about Veritas.
Bitch:
That's it! Pudding! Yeah, yeah,
Jerk:
Yeah. Yes.
Bitch:
you got that right. Hooray! Alright, question number eight, but about episode nine. What were the things that everyone thought were aliens, although they actually might be aliens?
Jerk:
fairies.
Bitch:
Yes, yes, it was very, so it's very exciting. All right, also the name of the episode was clap your hands if you believe. That would have been your, that would have been your hint. All right, number nine in episode 16. We learned that Eve has caused hunters to have, to come across the best possible party. What type of party was that?
Jerk:
Oh, the werewolf party.
Bitch:
Well, it was we're all dance party, but we'll take it. We'll take
Jerk:
Dance
Bitch:
it. It's
Jerk:
party,
Bitch:
like. All
Jerk:
sorry, we're with dance party. Yeah.
Bitch:
right. And your final question for season six trivia, what was the best ship that ever was shipped in that ever was in episode 17, my heart will go on.
Jerk:
You didn't have to go that far. It's Bobby and Ellen, obviously. Obviously.
Bitch:
Yes, yes, that is correct. And yes, that is what, if anything, season six did, it brought us the idea of Bobby and Ellen together.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
And I just like to have that in my heart because I feel like
Jerk:
Your heart
Bitch:
that's
Jerk:
will
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
go
Bitch:
type
Jerk:
on.
Bitch:
of relationship we all want, right? We all want Bobby and Ellen.
Jerk:
We do.
Bitch:
Well, all right. And that's my Hallmark movie pitch. So Jensen take that to Candice Cameron and y'all have a thing.
Jerk:
Ah.
Bitch:
Okay, so now that's for real. Get into this shit.
Jerk:
Yeah, so Sam's running from the cops and
Bitch:
Lucky do.
Jerk:
yeah, I could do and ends up going into the delivery entrance to a bar and the bartender is like, we're closed. We open again at noon. You got to go. He's like, No, no, I just need to chill for a minute. And she is very agreeable to this. But also partially because she realizes the cops are after him. She's like, what the fuck is this guy do? Which is a reasonable response.
Bitch:
I'm also just like, you don't understand. I'm a hot, sexy bad boy. I just need a minute to think. I don't know my name. I don't remember anything. And she looks
Jerk:
I remember
Bitch:
reasonably
Jerk:
nothing.
Bitch:
concerned.
Jerk:
She does look reasonably concerned. She's like, okay, well, if you're a blank slate with no ID and no wallet, have a beer and let's go to the hospital. It's very weird.
Bitch:
You've got a head injury. It seems like you may have a problem. I want to take you to a doctor. Would
Jerk:
Mm-hmm
Bitch:
you like some alcohol?
Jerk:
and also why are the chops cops chasing you? Oh one of them woke you up on a park bench You don't know how you got there and you knocked two of them out cold. So you assaulted two
Bitch:
Ugh.
Jerk:
cops this whether
Bitch:
Okay,
Jerk:
you're
Bitch:
so
Jerk:
here
Bitch:
you just committed a felony. Cool, cool, cool. And you just wanna, you wanna hang out here. All right, all
Jerk:
And you don't know
Bitch:
right.
Jerk:
why,
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
and you
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
don't
Bitch:
don't
Jerk:
know
Bitch:
know
Jerk:
why
Bitch:
why
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you
Bitch:
you
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did
Bitch:
did
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
that, but
Jerk:
It was just
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
instinct.
Bitch:
just, but you know how you just, fine, yes, have more alcohol, sir.
Jerk:
very
Bitch:
Okay,
Jerk:
reasonable response.
Bitch:
yeah, that's fine, that's fine. And so I'm just gonna talk about your bowel movements and tell you that relax, you can't poop it out. It will come to you. And
Jerk:
It will come
Bitch:
I think
Jerk:
to you.
Bitch:
that this is, sometimes you just know things that you include, any professional life. So I think the next time that I had to write executive summary to some CSU executive, it would be like, if you can't think about what to do during this crisis, you can't poop it out.
Jerk:
I'm not gonna file that one away in case
Bitch:
No,
Jerk:
you're wondering.
Bitch:
no, you're not gonna
Jerk:
No,
Bitch:
use that in email. That's not
Jerk:
I'm
Bitch:
gonna
Jerk:
not.
Bitch:
be like your signature going off. Your sign
Jerk:
So...
Bitch:
up. It's not gonna be in your hat. Your little fruit title.
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
Alright, so
Jerk:
So
Bitch:
what does come to him?
Jerk:
he sees a Lovecraft novel on the shelf, happens to be the Hunter, Hunter in the Dark. And so
Bitch:
Haunter,
Jerk:
Hunter,
Bitch:
it's Haunter.
Jerk:
Hunter
Bitch:
So,
Jerk:
in the Dark. Excuse
Bitch:
and
Jerk:
me.
Bitch:
I have note of it because I had to look at it multiple times and I wrote about this episode
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
last to make sure, and it's just a weird word.
Jerk:
It is, I don't like it.
Bitch:
Haunter of the dark, so fuck you Lovecraft because you fucked us up there, so you raised a piece of shit. But I do like the bartender's bracelet selection. I think
Jerk:
Mm.
Bitch:
she's got a very nice, like she has that calm, like. like stud to like leather like ratio
Jerk:
balance.
Bitch:
that I would always like to get to make it looks like it's not a big deal but like she clearly like puts that on every day and I like it.
Jerk:
Yeah, but it makes Sam remember things when he picks this book up and he has a little flash about the night owl hotel and something about Dean and Lovecraft. So he's going to look this he's going to borrow her laptop to look this motel up and.
Bitch:
She thinks he may be a gigolo. And
Jerk:
yeah it's reasonable.
Bitch:
I think that's a reasonable thing. When I have looked up hookers in other towns, they often look like Jared Padalecki.
Jerk:
Is that what happens?
Bitch:
If you ever want something fun to do, I highly suggest looking up angels for cowboys, or cowboy, no, cowboys for angels. Put that
Jerk:
I'm
Bitch:
into your Google search.
Jerk:
not but thank you for the suggestion.
Bitch:
They have, they exist in Dallas.
Jerk:
I am certain they do. I have no doubt in my mind. And so he's like, oh, I have to go to this motel. She's like, no, really, I still think you need to go to the hospital. But if you're not going to go to the hospital, I will drive you to this motel.
Bitch:
What?
Jerk:
that's in like
Bitch:
So you're just going
Jerk:
two
Bitch:
to like
Jerk:
towns
Bitch:
get,
Jerk:
over.
Bitch:
so you're just going to get in the car with the crazy dude.
Jerk:
with
Bitch:
Okay.
Jerk:
the admitted felon that has no
Bitch:
The minute it
Jerk:
memory
Bitch:
fell in,
Jerk:
at all.
Bitch:
it doesn't get into this car. We don't know it was his, right? Because like he goes outside and he's like, yeah, that's my car.
Jerk:
Oh, no, we're not there
Bitch:
We're
Jerk:
yet.
Bitch:
not
Jerk:
They
Bitch:
there
Jerk:
haven't
Bitch:
yet.
Jerk:
found
Bitch:
I'm sorry.
Jerk:
their they haven't found his car
Bitch:
We
Jerk:
yet.
Bitch:
haven't found that yet. I'm sorry. We like
Jerk:
No,
Bitch:
we
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
OK.
Bitch:
automatically look, sorry, we don't even get to the car part, right? We just jumped to the hotel.
Jerk:
Yeah, so they get to the car, even though she's crazy and doesn't know them. They go to the motel and he's like, Oh, I recognize that fire escape.
Bitch:
And that
Jerk:
OK.
Bitch:
is the coolest sign that the night out
Jerk:
It is
Bitch:
hotel,
Jerk:
a very cool
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
sign.
Bitch:
I want it on a T-shirt.
Jerk:
It's really good.
Bitch:
I think actually having a very old like sleep T-shirt, like, you know, like I kept this like a size like 13 years ago. But like it's like the softest and the best like shirt. And it says like hoot something like it's got alf on it. Yeah, it needs to be a shirt. I'll just make a pajamas. They do.
Jerk:
Yeah, they do. So they get to this place and they decide to go inside and he's going to borrow her credit card, not to check in, but to break into a hotel
Bitch:
What
Jerk:
room.
Bitch:
fucking security I guess this:Jerk:
That's very
Bitch:
into
Jerk:
questionable
Bitch:
this room
Jerk:
still,
Bitch:
with
Jerk:
I'm just
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
saying.
Bitch:
with a credit card
Jerk:
That's very questionable.
Bitch:
don't that looks like the hotels that were in the town where I went ghost hunting at and we like looked at them. They're like, would you like to stay here? And when I was talking to the people who ran the ghost hunt, and they're like, oh, we used to stay there, but we stopped because it was always dirty. And like, but it was fine. But I mean, like, there was like, you know, the roaches and like, you know, the TV never worked. And I'm like,
Jerk:
Huh.
Bitch:
it's an hour and a half back. Red Bull. Cool.
Jerk:
Oh.
Bitch:
Anyhow, so, all right, so she, they get into this room and what do we have in this room?
Jerk:
The full on murder walls, pretty epic ones. It's a really good murder
Bitch:
I said,
Jerk:
room,
Bitch:
murder
Jerk:
hotel
Bitch:
board.
Jerk:
room,
Bitch:
That
Jerk:
murder
Bitch:
murder
Jerk:
wall, hotel
Bitch:
board
Jerk:
room.
Bitch:
is good.
Jerk:
Yeah. And she's calls it Beautiful Mind Meet Seven.
Bitch:
It is and she's still on board with this. It's still kind of creepy
Jerk:
until
Bitch:
and
Jerk:
she finds the stack of IDs.
Bitch:
she does. He's on his IDs.
Jerk:
Yeah, a lot of IDs. Jimmy Page, Neil Peart, Angus Young. So she obviously knows that these are all fucking fake because it's a stack of his own IDs with different names of famous rock stars.
Bitch:
Yeah, so Jimmy Page was who? And then I'll come on down. The zeppelin we all your fucking hands up on part was rushed. And then Angus selling was the dead singer from ACBC.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
So
Bitch:
they've all been using previous episodes, so there's
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
other things that are like have now
Jerk:
Hinting
Bitch:
been if you're
Jerk:
at the
Bitch:
watching
Jerk:
previous.
Bitch:
this, like
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
you're like, this is not real. Did
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
you know that? OK, I guess your point was a viewer.
Jerk:
Uh
Bitch:
Were
Jerk:
huh.
Bitch:
you thinking it was real?
Jerk:
I still kind of did, but at this point you're starting to question.
Bitch:
Okay.
Jerk:
And when he sees Sam sees a picture of our famous Dr. Visiak on the wall, he starts having visions of her and falls out. And I've just pointed out
Bitch:
He's
Jerk:
that he
Bitch:
down.
Jerk:
hasn't really, which is weird because he's not really had Sam never really had any interactions with her.
Bitch:
No, but this is, I think you were gonna see that he's remembering the memory that he was just having. Like, he was just like, this is a memory he just had.
Jerk:
Right,
Bitch:
So
Jerk:
of
Bitch:
he
Jerk:
course.
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
I just thought
Bitch:
knew
Jerk:
it was
Bitch:
about
Jerk:
interesting
Bitch:
her.
Jerk:
that he's.
Bitch:
That's fair. It's fair. But yeah, the poor SFU professor is missing. Damn it, Dr. Eleanor, where are you? Who has taken you? And so we cut to an alley. So
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
there's really strutting music to be playing. And so like they're all three of them are like walking down this alley. Walking down
Jerk:
with
Bitch:
an alley.
Jerk:
snapping the fingers, Sam Dean and Bobby. And they're trying to they're supposed to be meeting Dr. Vizier, but Bobby's calling her and they hear her phone, which is not a good sign.
Bitch:
Mm.
Jerk:
It's on the ground and they find her very bloody and injured behind a dumpster. Yeah.
Bitch:
She has a hole in her belly.
Jerk:
And ends up basically the long story short we get is they took her. She got away. But the demon she could have handled. But when the angel stepped in, dot, dot.
Bitch:
That's just awful. That's just awful. But she's like, Hey, if you would like to know the recipe to out how to open the door to purgatory, here you go.
Jerk:
because
Bitch:
You
Jerk:
I already
Bitch:
need
Jerk:
told the because I already told Castiel and Crowley.
Bitch:
a quarter cup of virgin's blood. You need a quarter cup of purgatory native. Hey, that's me. And
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
then you need the moon of the eclipse. Oh, wait, wait. So we got time. We got time.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm
Bitch:
It's still daytime.
Jerk:
tomorrow
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
and then she apologized to Bobby and dies
Bitch:
BLEH Avenge me! She should have said avenge me. You should avenge her, Bobby.
Jerk:
And Castiel shows up and he's apologizing, saying that Crowley got carried
Bitch:
He
Jerk:
away.
Bitch:
has the nerve to flap
Jerk:
Mm
Bitch:
in like
Jerk:
hmm.
Bitch:
this is not again
Jerk:
Not the time,
Bitch:
read
Jerk:
sir.
Bitch:
the room,
Jerk:
Not the time.
Bitch:
read the room. You don't just slap in and be like, I'm sorry. Like your mama baby died or like whatever is happening here. Like it's not your place cast. You need to butt the fuck out. You're not being, it's
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
not good. It's not good. And Bobby's just like, hold me back. Hold me back.
Jerk:
Yeah. And Dean's like piss. He's like, Casio, you came and see how off the rails you are. But Casio is also pissed. He's like, this is enough. You can't, you know, you can't see or understand what I'm doing. You need to go the fuck home and let me stop Rafael. But obviously, that's not going to happen. So Cas like, well, I wish it didn't come to this. When it's over, I'll save Sam, but only if Dean stands down.
Bitch:
What? I'm
Jerk:
What?
Bitch:
sorry. Save
Jerk:
Save
Bitch:
Sam for what?
Jerk:
what?
Bitch:
What?
Jerk:
And then he brain boops Sam.
Bitch:
Oh, cast did something bad.
Jerk:
Mm-mm.
Bitch:
So,
Jerk:
Crossing a line, sir. Crossing
Bitch:
yep. Yep.
Jerk:
a line.
Bitch:
You're
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
just fucking with my family now and you don't fucking my family. And like, and I, like, this is not good. Like any of it, all of this is bad. And so.
Jerk:
We go
Bitch:
Now
Jerk:
back to
Bitch:
we
Jerk:
Sam's
Bitch:
know
Jerk:
world.
Bitch:
to Sam. Yep.
Jerk:
So we're in Sam's head, basically. And he's with the bartender. Robin is her name, by the way. It's not very clear, but that's her name, in case you're
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
curious.
Bitch:
I guess they kind of come in and out of it. I don't really know. Whatever.
Jerk:
And he knows he kind of snaps out of it after having this vision. And he remembers his name is Sam. And she's like, what else do you remember? And he's like, I don't know. I was with two guys. One looked like a male model. The
Bitch:
Yep,
Jerk:
other
Bitch:
yep,
Jerk:
one's older
Bitch:
yep.
Jerk:
named Bobby. That was so funny. I was dying.
Bitch:
Yep. He's just got a male model and an older guy named Bobby.
Jerk:
Uh-huh.
Bitch:
And so he's got an address book and it's Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
Jerk:
He knows where Bobby Singer lives. And she's like, finally Robin's like, look, this is too much.
Bitch:
Hopping
Jerk:
I'm gonna
Bitch:
off the
Jerk:
have
Bitch:
chase
Jerk:
to like,
Bitch:
and hop off this crazy train. Time
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
to go, time to go. Run away, Robin. That's what you should be doing. If you're a normal
Jerk:
Uh huh.
Bitch:
chick, you, yeah.
Jerk:
Yeah. And Sam's like, it's cool. There's car keys here. I guess I have a car. Let's go outside. Oh, here's baby. This is my car. Yay.
Bitch:
Yay,
Jerk:
How do
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
you
Bitch:
have
Jerk:
know?
Bitch:
an impala!
Jerk:
I don't know. But he does. So, which is also another sign like where you're confirmed. Like if you had any question, if this was in his head or not, you know, it is, because he's
Bitch:
But they
Jerk:
got baby.
Bitch:
didn't do this in the last part, which is why I got confused because I was, I really thought that the last part was. It's not, I don't
Jerk:
Mm-mm.
Bitch:
know. It's.
Jerk:
So she's like, look, you just can't go off like this. I've got a bad feeling about all this. But he hears somebody cock gun.
Bitch:
Shots fired.
Jerk:
And right when I bet right when the shot is brings out he tackles her and saves them both But he looks over and it's this is this gets real creepy. I don't like this
Bitch:
It's him. He shot himself Sam shot himself. Wait,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
wait, there's now there's two Sam's. What the fuck is happening? Okay, and now we're just cutting to Sam sleeping on the cot. And fuck my life. Like I have been spending so much time looking at beds and Sam was like lying on this cot. I was looking at the frame would be like, is that frame iron? Is that like, is that just a mattress? What does that have like any coils in it? And I was like, well, it looks pretty shitty. But then if you stare at it looks kind of comfortable. And maybe it's like a feather down thing, but allergic feather down. you know, you can put some sheets on that shit because he's just lying on this thing with like no mattress pad and that Darren Padalecki slash Sam Winchester is really huge. And he's probably sweating a lot. And that's just a lot of man sweat and man sweat and then game adventure show. Okay.
Jerk:
So this is where it's confirmed to me that it's all in his head. And we also noticed that Bobby's bunker has way more sigils on the walls than it used to. So I guess these are,
Bitch:
They've got their central
Jerk:
they're keeping
Bitch:
gang.
Jerk:
the angels out.
Bitch:
Yeah, and I think it was a kind of hinted, you know, in this episode, we really see these things like step up. And the set designer, I'm sorry, your name is in the book that's underneath something over here, and I can't dig it out. But the designer is talking about, you know, really how like she was developing the sigils from real things, but faking them like just like a little bit, which is all know how you invoke shit, like just make shit up from home. But then like, then I'm just like, well, then you become Lovecraft, right? And you're just making it in like, and then you're just making up shit. And like,
Jerk:
Ah!
Bitch:
so and round. So like, yeah, maybe she started all the chaos. Like, maybe this is why like the last like seven years of heaven, just because of these signs that were put together on the fucking walls of supernatural.
Jerk:
Maybe so. Well,
Bitch:
Thanks
Jerk:
we've got...
Bitch:
for COVID, bitch.
Jerk:
We've got whiskey and a notepad and a radio. This is our big zoom in entry here. So we know they're just drinking their feelings again. But Bobby and Dean are kind of talking and we find
Bitch:
Oh, we
Jerk:
out...
Bitch:
also have rolling stones again, too.
Jerk:
Oh, do we hear to? Oh, yeah.
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
Play with
Bitch:
play
Jerk:
fire.
Bitch:
with fire is
Jerk:
Mm
Bitch:
playing.
Jerk:
hmm. Yeah, I'm sorry. I had noted a minute down. Yeah. Play with fire is playing. And we find out that what did what did Castiel do to Sam?
Bitch:
I think the girl across the street just took a pic, sorry, like we're gonna have to pause here but the girl across the street said somebody is watering the house across the street and she just took my picture. I have no shades. So this, you can see me very clearly, I'm very in front of a very large big window and there is a giant ring light on me with a camera on it and the chick just across the street just took a picture of me.
Jerk:
Thanks, you're a big deal, because you are.
Bitch:
I don't know, but anyways, my neighbors, your water, your lawn is getting watered. Okay, so sorry, let's rewind and go back, but I had
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
to mention that. If like you're in like San Antonio, I don't know like where that's gonna get posted, probably on TikTok or something, but, or Snapchat, because I'm too, yeah,
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
I don't know. Anyways, sorry, go on.
Jerk:
So we learn here is what did Castiel do to Sam? He broke the wall.
Bitch:
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jerk:
So now we know why Sam is out. It's not because Castiel did like, did something new to him necessarily. He broke down the wall that blocked his memories of his hell and his bad year, his soulless
Bitch:
Which,
Jerk:
year.
Bitch:
and which we've all know and has
Jerk:
Could
Bitch:
been
Jerk:
make him
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
insane and kill him.
Bitch:
I'm surprised. Did they, was that the flashback? Do they have the, the flashback to like the, if this falls, you'll die.
Jerk:
I don't know if they said
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
remember
Jerk:
directly
Bitch:
them being,
Jerk:
in the
Bitch:
you know,
Jerk:
recap,
Bitch:
they should
Jerk:
but they.
Bitch:
have, yeah, they should have. So if you forgot, like, you know, if this, if this breaks, Sam
Jerk:
You'll turn
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
to mush.
Bitch:
going to.
Jerk:
Your brain goes to mush, basically.
Bitch:
You're going to go to mush. And so this is what we think is happening. And Bobby has a solution and it's whiskey.
Jerk:
Of course it is.
Bitch:
I'm out.
Jerk:
And, but Bobby's pissed too. But Bobby's also mad at Dean, because Dean's like holding a vigil by Sam's side, which is commendable. But also, they've still gotta solve this Purgatory shit. And Bobby's like, look, I'm down one man, I can't be down two. Purgatory's popping in 16 hours. We gotta fucking go, brah. And
Bitch:
But at
Jerk:
Dean's
Bitch:
least
Jerk:
like,
Bitch:
we've got
Jerk:
but we
Bitch:
a
Jerk:
don't
Bitch:
timeline,
Jerk:
have any leads.
Bitch:
right?
Jerk:
I don't know what to do.
Bitch:
Yeah, so let's just drink some whiskey and we'll figure it out. And you gotta think about what would Sam do. That's really what Bobby says.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
Bobby wants Dean to put on a bracelet, wants to print out the thing. And then just say, W-S-D? Yeah.
Jerk:
Yeah, what would Sam do? So we cut back to inside Sam's head though, and he's driving and he makes a comment that it smells like whiskey. That's interesting. So he's smelling what's happening in real life around him in the bunker.
Bitch:
or just maybe baby smells of fucked him like whiskey,
Jerk:
Well,
Bitch:
because
Jerk:
and he's with
Bitch:
I'm
Jerk:
a bartender.
Bitch:
pretty sure
Jerk:
Maybe
Bitch:
that
Jerk:
she
Bitch:
car.
Jerk:
had a bunch of whiskey. She probably
Bitch:
Oh,
Jerk:
spilled
Bitch:
yeah,
Jerk:
a bunch of whiskey
Bitch:
she
Jerk:
on her shoes.
Bitch:
wears a bar like I'm pretty sure this car smells like booze and sweat and farts.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Booze
Jerk:
So,
Bitch:
and
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
sweat
Jerk:
she's,
Bitch:
and farts. That's a baby smell.
Jerk:
and she's pretty upset though. Robin's
Bitch:
Maybe
Jerk:
upset
Bitch:
some Cheetos.
Jerk:
because she's like, uh, we need to, you know, I don't trust your friends. This is super fucking sketch. Who's shot at us? But they just keep going.
Bitch:
Yeah, no, she's she seems fine, like with everything, but she's like scary, but it's like, this is fine.
Jerk:
That's very weird. Very weird. So as we see Dean in a bunker flashing a flashlight in Sam's eyes, as he's driving, suddenly he sees a bright flash of light. But then also he sits on the brakes and it's daytime now. And he notices this is the first time we all we've commented about this, about like their time of like day
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
and night sometimes doesn't. So it seems a little bit exaggerated,
Bitch:
We
Jerk:
but.
Bitch:
drove 17 hours and spent night the whole time.
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
We
Jerk:
things
Bitch:
have
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
kept
Jerk:
that.
Bitch:
up with the sun.
Jerk:
But it's hilarious because in this one, he's like, it's daylight now. She's like, yeah, it's always
Bitch:
Ah!
Jerk:
been daylight. And I'm like, oh, no,
Bitch:
What? No, nope, nope.
Jerk:
it was night. It was definitely night. So that's kind of an interesting I think that was like a big, big hint to him as he slowly figuring out that something's not right. This was a hint to him for sure. So he hears a noise in the woods because he's like, you can't go. But he's but where does he go when he hears the noise in the woods? He knows what he's got to go check. little trunk is always there for you.
Bitch:
He does, he goes and he goes and tests out trunk. Hi trunk.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
And he's also so happy and he picks up a pump shotgun. That's why he picked up a...
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
Whatever.
Jerk:
Good. Decent option. That's a decent
Bitch:
I guess,
Jerk:
option.
Bitch:
yeah, fine.
Jerk:
It's a very, it's
Bitch:
He
Jerk:
a very
Bitch:
also used
Jerk:
versatile
Bitch:
the, like,
Jerk:
option.
Bitch:
and once again, he also used the other sawed off, like, to hold up the trunk. Like, he was just like, we're just going to use a gun to hold up this. That seems fine. Great
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
idea.
Jerk:
So he goes into the woods to find out what was stalking him, and it finds himself who manages to put a gun to his neck and take his shotgun and empty the shotgun shells from it.
Bitch:
Okay. So also he's in these woods, right? And he's in these woods and they looked really great. And so I went and looked up where they are. So where they're at is a place that's called Panther paintball. And if you guys don't know, we mentioned it before, but I don't know, maybe you haven't listened to all the references. Like Panther was Diana's Derby. Me was so she was Panther
Jerk:
Panther
Bitch:
city
Jerk:
City
Bitch:
of Francis.
Jerk:
Princess,
Bitch:
So, uh, this place
Jerk:
Fort Worth.
Bitch:
is actually awesome. And so they don't offer private games. It's just this giant airsoft like place up in British Columbia. And so basically they see anywhere, like they only open on the weekends and they see anywhere from 60 to 200 players that come out on Saturday and Sunday. And the whole place is just like all these different like sets and shit. Cause it's been used a lot of movies and everybody just like drops in. And then you just like him, like play paintball or airsoft with each other. And like, so it just seems like a really good time. And I also saw a review of it said that chicks were free. And I thought that was the thing that was interesting. So if you're a chick in British Columbia, go play airsoft. on for free, like get something for like a little like lesser paid. They also do things like on Sunday, July 30th, there's going to be a turf war. And like they're going to have like three teams are we competing for control over time constrained objective sites. And then they
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
have lunch and then at lunch, this bonds objectives will change. And the game runs for the most of the day. And at four p.m., the end, the end with CQB and whatever that means. And it costs $30 plus taxes. So if you're in British Columbia, go do that. That looks like a lot of fun.
Jerk:
Sure.
Bitch:
Panther Paintball.
Jerk:
Panther paintball. So.
Bitch:
And I bet it's a lot less hot up there. Like that seems
Jerk:
Ugh.
Bitch:
like is right now I feel like do you want to go play like paintball be like fuck you. But like British Columbia like that sounds fun.
Jerk:
Oh, so
Bitch:
So that's
Jerk:
Sam
Bitch:
why
Jerk:
too.
Bitch:
this these woods, though, but like these woods, like they look very like obviously there was the lately cease reductions, but they they're very specific, but it's they look very television. Like I think on purpose.
Jerk:
I'm just not a woods person like it takes a lot They could be really fucking magical woods for me to say they look like to me and be like those were lovely woods Like I'm just not a woodsy person. I don't know.
Bitch:
I love.
Jerk:
Oh my god. Yeah, it's the woods
Bitch:
What is wrong with you? It's nature. You're just wonderful.
Jerk:
I like nature. I just don't like, I think they have to be really magical woods for them to
Bitch:
Okay,
Jerk:
stand out to me.
Bitch:
all right, all right.
Jerk:
All
Bitch:
So in
Jerk:
right.
Bitch:
our magical woods, which is the air, where people are like, pew pew, there's like a paintball thing behind them.
Jerk:
Right, paintball game is going on behind the scene. But basically, um, we get a very, very well written dialogue exchange, I think between Sam and what I call Sam two, which
Bitch:
So
Jerk:
is murder
Bitch:
I called,
Jerk:
Sam.
Bitch:
yeah, I called, so I've got soul Sam and soul Sam and because we
Jerk:
Well,
Bitch:
all
Jerk:
I didn't
Bitch:
know
Jerk:
know
Bitch:
I think
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
so.
Jerk:
yet, so it was hard.
Bitch:
Yeah. And, and so I also kind of thought of this like the other one I was thinking of the comic book this one I think it was like a video game, right. And I feel like it's a video game where you're going through and you're collecting weapons and like you're doing like an RPG and you're like scrolling through
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
what weapons you're going to choose.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
And so Soul Sam, he chose a pump action sawed off shotgun. And the Soul Sam is now he has chosen a semi-automatic pistol. Um,
Jerk:
Great.
Bitch:
that's what he has chosen. So I feel like that's the game that we're playing.
Jerk:
Yeah. And I think it's pretty funny when they are going back and forth and he's like, normally you're awake when you're tripping balls. I thought it was pretty funny. I was what Sam to sell tells actual Sam, Solace
Bitch:
Yep,
Jerk:
Sam tells
Bitch:
yep.
Jerk:
Sam, but basically he's like, you know, he, this is where Solace Sam tells Sam that the wall has crumbled, the wall is gone. And, uh, your soul has basically shattered into multiple pieces. So,
Bitch:
And he's also just nagging himself. He's just like, you're a fucking pussy, this is why this is fucking happening
Jerk:
Oh. Oh yeah.
Bitch:
to you. Like you're like a stronger dude. Like you wouldn't
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
be like crawling like a little bitch on this. Like, and you're just like, go fuck me. And I'm just like, you hate yourself, Sam. Like, I think we need
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
to break this down a little bit more. Why do you hate yourself so much? You're so broken, it's hot. Okay, I like this, go on.
Jerk:
So basically, it's all the same is talking about how the soul is. Souls make you weak and it's a liability. So he's actually sharper and stronger than Sam because he doesn't have a soul. But
Bitch:
Yeah!
Jerk:
but then he's like, so but staff, so somebody's got to take charge and get ready to start shooting Sam. But Sam makes it makes it pretty good. Get us get away runs away, which I'm actually fairly impressed with his agility on this getaway.
Bitch:
Yeah, because I also have in my notes, how much noise does Jared Padalecki make stomping through the woods?
Jerk:
Oh my god.
Bitch:
I mean, were there sightings
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
of Bigfoot
Jerk:
his...
Bitch:
in Vancouver that week?
Jerk:
That
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
may have been...
Bitch:
just like, ah!
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
I'm sorry, he is a very large man and I can't
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
see him being stomping in the woods.
Jerk:
But not Sola Sam, Sam actually is pretty good and like sets a trap and makes the soulless guy think that he's like hiding by the creek still, but he's not. He's gonna sneak up and shoot Sola Sam in the back, which is pretty fucking cold blooded,
Bitch:
Ew,
Jerk:
I'm just saying.
Bitch:
gross. That's just gross. It's not good move. Like, yeah, okay, finally, you shoot yourself in
Jerk:
But
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
what
Bitch:
back.
Jerk:
other choice
Bitch:
Like,
Jerk:
do you have?
Bitch:
also,
Jerk:
You just outmaneuvered
Bitch:
what the fuck
Jerk:
him.
Bitch:
does that say if you shoot yourself in the back?
Jerk:
I dunno,
Bitch:
Like,
Jerk:
there
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
are
Bitch:
mean,
Jerk:
some psychological
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
ramifications here.
Bitch:
that's like:Jerk:
It
Bitch:
there.
Jerk:
is. It's a lot. It's very expensive. Probably less expensive than spending some time in hell though. So we'll get to that.
Bitch:
get to that. Alright, so like finally, like he falls down and then we get like a very like breathing heavy soul Sam.
Jerk:
lot of writhing.
Bitch:
And then so and then like, yeah, or what and then like, so Sam is just like, uh, you think I'm I had I'm bad, like waiting to meet the other one. What?
Jerk:
Mm.
Bitch:
There's another one.
Jerk:
Yeah, and Sam get absorbs the solace Sam's piece of his soul. I don't know. It's weird, but he does.
Bitch:
Yeah, he
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
sucks in
Jerk:
he
Bitch:
his
Jerk:
gets
Bitch:
other
Jerk:
all the
Bitch:
half.
Jerk:
memories.
Bitch:
So he sucks himself off. And but then I'm also like on my notes is like, wait, there's another darker Sam. Yes, please. So there's like another Sam that's even more emotionally unavailable than the first one. Fuck yeah, bring it on motherfuckers. Alright, so after he like sucks in his self, then we cut
Jerk:
Now
Bitch:
back
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he
Bitch:
to
Jerk:
goes
Bitch:
him
Jerk:
back,
Bitch:
on
Jerk:
he,
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
yeah, he goes, he's riding around on the cot, but then he goes back to the car and he remembers who Robin is. This is dark.
Bitch:
Oh.
Jerk:
Because he remembers everything from the past year now or when
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
he was soulless.
Bitch:
so dark, but also she's much hotter because she's hanging out the car and like, she just has
Jerk:
leaned
Bitch:
like her
Jerk:
up against
Bitch:
resting
Jerk:
it just
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
I'll kill you face which is like
Jerk:
she's
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
very
Bitch:
next
Jerk:
bad bitch.
Bitch:
level from bitch face like it's the next one just like, where we can just kill you with our eyes.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm, because she
Bitch:
And that's
Jerk:
knows.
Bitch:
because she knows she's like, I know what you did to me, motherfucker.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
It's time for you to recognize what you did. What did
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
you do Sam Winchester? What did you do?
Jerk:
Uh, she was being used as a hostage and he just shot her as a hostage.
Bitch:
To like get to
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
a
Jerk:
get
Bitch:
demon.
Jerk:
rid of them, just to get rid of them
Bitch:
He just like you,
Jerk:
to the demon.
Bitch:
he just shot through her.
Jerk:
Yeah, it's like, fuck it. Oh, you're gonna use her as a hostage? Well, you get no leverage. I will just kill her and be done and kill the human. Damn, that's fucking harsh. And as soon as he remembers this, she starts bleeding from the stomach. And she's like, I told you
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
worst
Jerk:
turn back
Bitch:
dreams.
Jerk:
and you might not like what you found.
Bitch:
And then he's just like, he's sorry, I'm sorry. And she's just like, not as sorry as you're gonna be. And so we have more foreshadowing, like we're not done yet. Okay, we thought this was
Jerk:
and she
Bitch:
it,
Jerk:
poofs.
Bitch:
right? Like, wasn't she it? Like you killed
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
a human, it gonna get worse. Okay, okay.
Jerk:
But
Bitch:
All right,
Jerk:
wait, there's more!
Bitch:
there's more, but wait, there's more. And so we're gonna go back, but now we're at Bobby's. All right, and Dean is just, I need to figure out what I'm gonna do. So I am just gonna drink some whiskey.
Jerk:
He's gonna drink
Bitch:
So
Jerk:
about
Bitch:
whiskey
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
is gonna really help me like figure out what I need to do, okay.
Jerk:
and Bobby has Baltazar with him. Okay, that's good. And he's just really glad that they got their angel proofing right, finally, because he can't get into that bunker.
Bitch:
Dean immediately starts giving him shit about how long it took and really Dean,
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
you need to shut the fuck up. Like at some point, like you need to like
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
slow
Jerk:
be
Bitch:
your
Jerk:
grateful
Bitch:
roll.
Jerk:
about something. Yeah, he's been
Bitch:
Because
Jerk:
a real dick.
Bitch:
Balthazar has some really righteous points about why he thought about double crossing then.
Jerk:
He's like look, we're really crossing a very powerful betraying our very powerful friend. And so whatever Here's a note with the location of Cassie on Crowley. So you get what you want anyways, but chill the fuck out
Bitch:
Yeah. And so it's like, we know Balda star is betraying like his friend and it's for like
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
this
Jerk:
brother.
Bitch:
all this is like, and that's something that's been going on for millennia, right. So it's this is very hard.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
But then speaking of very hard, we cut to the lab.
Jerk:
And we've got Castiel and Crowley. And Crowley has a very fancy glass bottle of blood. It's their virgin blood.
Bitch:
No, I thought it looked like my, like what I have on my ninja, like for like making smoothies
Jerk:
Oh.
Bitch:
when you want to make them, like you don't want to make the entire blender of smoothies and you just make like that little cup. That was what it looked like to me.
Jerk:
I thought I looked like
Bitch:
Like it was this ninja like blood smoothie.
Jerk:
a glass jar. OK, well, maybe not. But Castiel, it seems very sad, but he's not sad. He's just being very stoic because he wants to renegotiate the fucking deal. Brought it is too late to renegotiate the deal. And he's like, yeah, Crowley, you get nothing.
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
That's it. That's the deal.
Bitch:
double cross, double cross. All right. So we've got, we've got a shocking surprise this season. Cast
Jerk:
Cause
Bitch:
double cross Crowley.
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
What the angel.
Jerk:
Yeah, not cool. He's like, I'm neither stupid nor wicked. So you can he tells Crowley that he can flee or die. And he says
Bitch:
Flee
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
or die.
Jerk:
repeatedly, repeat. Carol is like, even I don't break contracts like this dickhead. But
Bitch:
Also though,
Jerk:
that's
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
Crowley, when he was like giving them shit, he's very specifically tells Castiel that he is the bottom in this relationship. Once again, we have things that are very specifically being spelled out. He fucking said that Cass was the bottom. Just leaving that there. All right. Hooray. So
Jerk:
Ha!
Bitch:
glad you went there. But again, for your dad, so he flees and we cut
Jerk:
reasonable.
Bitch:
to. The Haunted Mansion at Disney.
Jerk:
AKA Bobby's house in a fire hazard setting
Bitch:
I am
Jerk:
because
Bitch:
so very uncomfortable. That is all this
Jerk:
so
Bitch:
says
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
here.
Jerk:
fire.
Bitch:
It's just like,
Jerk:
There's
Bitch:
there's a lot
Jerk:
sheets
Bitch:
of sheets.
Jerk:
everywhere and
Bitch:
There's
Jerk:
so
Bitch:
a lot
Jerk:
many
Bitch:
of candles.
Jerk:
candles not on like any kind of like safe.
Bitch:
There's nothing
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
stopping
Jerk:
not.
Bitch:
through them. Like I'm just, I'm concerned. I'm just, I'm hyper.
Jerk:
There's
Bitch:
Maybe this is, I told
Jerk:
so many
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
fire
Bitch:
I've
Jerk:
hazards.
Bitch:
been having a lot of, you know, a lot of anxiety this week and maybe it's because of this.
Jerk:
This could do it. Oh.
Bitch:
Someone please give them some like the electric candles. Thank you, please. But it's no
Jerk:
Yeah, or at
Bitch:
it's
Jerk:
least just some good like holders underneath them to keep like anything. I
Bitch:
Just
Jerk:
don't
Bitch:
take
Jerk:
know. It's
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
just
Bitch:
sheets
Jerk:
dangerous.
Bitch:
away.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Why are the sheets? Why do you have the extra? I want to recreate the Chicago fire. Like, that's all I think here. Like this is how the cow like dies. Anyways, I know that's not a story, but whatever. All right. So what's sitting at the desk? It's, it's
Jerk:
But
Bitch:
not
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
a
Jerk:
desk
Bitch:
monster.
Jerk:
is like
Bitch:
Oh,
Jerk:
in the kitchen though. It's very weird
Bitch:
I don't know.
Jerk:
location.
Bitch:
It's a, it's in a head. It's a very fucked up head and it's another Sam.
Jerk:
It's another Sam, but he's got his hands sitting like, like the way his hands are sitting is very odd on the table and then there's a knife, like two inches to the side of it, it's very odd.
Bitch:
I don't
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
know,
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
I don't know what's happening
Jerk:
just
Bitch:
here.
Jerk:
weird.
Bitch:
It's uncomfortable.
Jerk:
And we ask, Sam asks which one he is, so I call this Sam three, and he stands up and we see he's all bloody and beat. He's like, I'm the one who remembers hell. Rutt-Roe.
Bitch:
I just call him hell Sam and I
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
just like he's like I'm the sand that lost part of my face I'm the same that makes me think of uncomfortable burn victim things Okay, so it's all very bad. It looks awful and he's gonna get worse though All right So we're gonna cut though to Bobby and Bobby is packing up weapons and Dean
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
decides that his best course of action is I'm gonna Leave Sam a note
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
what
Jerk:
he's
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
got
Bitch:
fuck
Jerk:
the address
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
of
Bitch:
I'm
Jerk:
where
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
they're
Bitch:
gonna
Jerk:
going.
Bitch:
leave like
Jerk:
Well,
Bitch:
okay
Jerk:
he has faith that Sam's going to wake up. I think that's really sweet,
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
but
Bitch:
You
Jerk:
stupid.
Bitch:
were going away on like a not long vacation. Short, short, right? And
Jerk:
Bye.
Bitch:
you were upset and concerned about leaving your dog for how long alone?
Jerk:
That's true.
Bitch:
How often, like how long is it? Like really like, and he's just like, he's just gonna leave a note for the guy who is clearly had like his hellscape
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
removed.
Jerk:
but that's what Sam would want him to do. He wants him to go
Bitch:
Say I'm
Jerk:
save
Bitch:
gonna want
Jerk:
the day,
Bitch:
a note. That's
Jerk:
but he'd
Bitch:
what
Jerk:
want
Bitch:
he
Jerk:
him
Bitch:
want.
Jerk:
to go. Yeah,
Bitch:
Okay,
Jerk:
I don't know. What else
Bitch:
sure.
Jerk:
do you do? What else do you do? So he gives
Bitch:
Whatever.
Jerk:
him, he tells him where they're going. And here's a note for to meet him and he and leave them an address and a pistol.
Bitch:
Yeah, you also like you're gonna wake up there's a gun next to your face on a note.
Jerk:
After a psychotic
Bitch:
That's just
Jerk:
break.
Bitch:
that's how I calmly wake up. Just like what
Jerk:
Here's
Bitch:
the fuck?
Jerk:
a
Bitch:
Why is
Jerk:
note,
Bitch:
there a gun? A
Jerk:
a note and a gun
Bitch:
gun
Jerk:
after having
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
after
Bitch:
there's
Jerk:
having
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
a total
Bitch:
a nod
Jerk:
meltdown.
Bitch:
like a nuzzle. What the fuck? What are you looking for? What do
Jerk:
muzzle.
Bitch:
you got a muzzle? It's just like pointed at your face. That's what you see when you wake up.
Jerk:
Very reassuring, very calming,
Bitch:
Just
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
so
Jerk:
very
Bitch:
calming.
Jerk:
nice.
Bitch:
Thanks Dean.
Jerk:
Well, Hell Sam tells Sam that he wishes that he hadn't come. And basically, like Sam's figured out, like his body is still in the real world. So that's why he came to the house because he feels like he could just go to his body and that'll be better because it smells like Old Spice and whiskey.
Bitch:
And that's how he knows he's at Bobby's because old
Jerk:
Exactly.
Bitch:
spice and whiskey. And I was like, I can smell Bobby's house now. I love, I do love that. Like, you
Jerk:
I appreciate
Bitch:
know, this,
Jerk:
that.
Bitch:
like, you know, the smell.
Jerk:
Yeah, so, uh, he's like, yeah, but you have to go through hell, Sam, first, and put yourself back together. That's
Bitch:
We
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
have
Jerk:
last
Bitch:
to
Jerk:
piece.
Bitch:
merge, we have to merge.
Jerk:
So weird. It's so weird.
Bitch:
It's so gross,
Jerk:
It's really weird.
Bitch:
like you
Jerk:
I've also
Bitch:
have
Jerk:
got
Bitch:
to
Jerk:
a bitch
Bitch:
like.
Jerk:
about it. This seems like there's only seems like very anticlimactic, not anticlimactic, but I'm like, well, this is huge thing. You got to get through all these layers of your soul. There's two. Just saying there's two. Like I feel like there
Bitch:
This
Jerk:
should have
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
been
Bitch:
your
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
Triwizard
Jerk:
one more.
Bitch:
tournament. Become the champion. You must run and you
Jerk:
I don't
Bitch:
must
Jerk:
know.
Bitch:
become one with your Hell Sam. But you know what Hell Sam thinks you should do is like, you should just find that bartender and Jess and, Ooh, Hell Sam got a little poly on him. It's nice.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
All right. I like where you go and keep going. Hell Sam
Jerk:
No,
Bitch:
is like,
Jerk:
just kick
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
just find them. And then Hell Sam is like, fine. Here's the knife.
Jerk:
Yeah, like don't shoot me here's I don't I don't know. I'm not gonna fight back. Here's a knife. You're good. Just shoot me or stab me. It's cool. It's your last chance and wishes him luck. So Sam stabs him.
Bitch:
Yeah, and then I'm just kind of like, okay, this is where I was like, maybe Sam's brain is just and it was thinking like a pessimist, but I noted like, I'm not sure about to quite word right, because these are all things that like this is inside his brain, right.
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
So his brain thinks that you are too weak, you're too much of a pussy to take what happened to you in hell. So, but to me is like, could he just like kind of like do like some Lizzo therapy or something just to like boost himself up to like, you know, handle the hellscape like you have to be such like this sad face of like, I just can't take the hell I'm just gonna crumble. Like, what if you just like, can I be no leg? I can do this like has on like you have like a montage. And then you know, like you take on your health thing, you don't have to
Jerk:
I mean, I guess.
Bitch:
Think positive.
Jerk:
Sure.
Bitch:
No?
Jerk:
I think positive.
Bitch:
Think positive? That's not the way to... Okay.
Jerk:
No, I'm just teasing. Now,
Bitch:
All right.
Jerk:
I just thought it was weird. I just thought it was a weird like series of challenges, being just the two. I felt like it should have been
Bitch:
Well, and then also he stabs
Jerk:
with the
Bitch:
himself.
Jerk:
concept. And that's
Bitch:
Like, ah, eh,
Jerk:
really
Bitch:
gross.
Jerk:
dark too.
Bitch:
That's
Jerk:
Do
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
it like
Bitch:
all so
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
weird.
Jerk:
hands-on, that close. It's very odd.
Bitch:
And then I
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
was
Jerk:
then.
Bitch:
just like, and he sucks himself in. This is when I go, this is when his trip just gets really bad. Because
Jerk:
Well,
Bitch:
like, it...
Jerk:
go ahead. No, no, no.
Bitch:
I just feel like it was the bad leg, like, almost like the dance party part of his trip, or like everything just starts going very like, am FDM as a wall, as he's just like lying there and like trying to get through it. That's the best way I could think of describe it.
Jerk:
Yeah, I guess I mean, my thing too is though, like, you'd think that if you're defeating these parts of yourself that were negative and taking them on and being able to absorb that, that it would be like a like a mental defeat of them as well. I don't know, like even though you're taking on the memories
Bitch:
Uh...
Jerk:
that you're able to process it because you defeated it, I don't know. It just seemed like it was a very like
Bitch:
know
Jerk:
it seems
Bitch:
what
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
he's
Jerk:
a shortened
Bitch:
doing though,
Jerk:
metaphor.
Bitch:
it's
Jerk:
It seems
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
like a very shortened version of the metaphor.
Bitch:
it's almost like, you know, you're the teenage girl and you have was talking about this with a friend of mine tonight about what like we thought about like girls in the 90s, like, you know, the super models of them. And she's like, Oh, I think it's art and fashion. And I'm like, I think these are girls that maybe have an eating disorder and like, and be like all these like negative things about them, right. And it's all about this perspective of like what this negative self like you can take this and you can become a part of like Like you're putting it as part of yourself and negative Sam is just taking all of this and he's just putting more negative parts on himself. Like I don't feel like he's dealing with any of them. He's just like becoming darker and becoming more miserable and annoying. Like if you like just like fuck them off away, it'd be different. Right. He's
Jerk:
them.
Bitch:
not like, like defeating them and fucking them off. He's like, I'm just going to make this
Jerk:
absorbing
Bitch:
like sad
Jerk:
him.
Bitch:
part of me.
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
Like, you know, me center. And now he's.
Jerk:
Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I don't know.
Bitch:
All
Jerk:
It just
Bitch:
right,
Jerk:
seemed
Bitch:
but
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
we're
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
going
Jerk:
missed.
Bitch:
to cut to the cast and his neutral shake.
Jerk:
He's got his neutral bullet or whatever the fuck
Bitch:
His
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
nurture
Jerk:
called.
Bitch:
bullet of blood is
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
just there.
Jerk:
and Balthazar is there
Bitch:
He
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
is.
Jerk:
Cass is like hey balty Dean's on his way. That's not good. And by the way, he's on his way because we've got a Judas Hmm, I wonder who that could have been and I like that Balthazar says holy hell I don't know. I was just very tickled by that choice of words
Bitch:
I love you know, he's claiming Baltazar is Belty's day my favorite defense, a shaggy defense. It wasn't me like
Jerk:
What
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
do
Bitch:
appreciate
Jerk:
you mean?
Bitch:
this as if you're gonna lie to your friends, always a good one wasn't me, you can't prove it. But you know, cast is like seeing through it. But this is also where it really like kind of plays in like it sucks to be an angel. And I think it's you'll see this more later as we get through this is like this is what happens when you have like I don't know it was like a militaristic thing that heaven is becoming. But basically, like you're like what I had to choose between this douchebag Castiel and this douchebag Raphael like, and Balthazar is just stuck between you know, stuck between a Raphael and a Castiel and he don't know
Jerk:
Well
Bitch:
what
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
to
Jerk:
he
Bitch:
do.
Jerk:
wants to cast a yell, but Castiel has gone off the deep
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
end.
Bitch:
Castiel is like, well, fuck like you're my friend, but I can't support you right now. Like, you're
Jerk:
Cuckoo
Bitch:
being
Jerk:
bird.
Bitch:
a douchebag. Like, I'm sorry, sometimes your friendship just can't go past this, right?
Jerk:
Mm-hmm. No, but Cass wants to give a monologue about it. Everybody's against me. Man, no one understands Man,
Bitch:
Mm. Yeah, yeah,
Jerk:
and then he kills
Bitch:
yep.
Jerk:
and then he kills both sir
Bitch:
And when he stabbed in with us, like as I also he says, like, I'll always have you. And then he like, just like stabs him. And I actually like really like Balbisar and his
Jerk:
I do too.
Bitch:
sexy T-shirts and his little his little blazer, like, we'll all miss you. Sexy
Jerk:
I like Balthazar.
Bitch:
little bit of chest hair, little things. But so when the lights go off in this building, this was the most lights have ever used in any supernatural effect. It was 270,000 watts of lighting, which
Jerk:
Holy
Bitch:
is the
Jerk:
shit.
Bitch:
last time it was the most was 18 wheeler rack and that was 250,000 watts but so this like that flash that goes to the house which lasts for
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
like two seconds was the most like probably was the most expensive but at least the most amount of lighting. Was
Jerk:
Interesting.
Bitch:
everything cool right?
Jerk:
I like it. Well, Bobby and Dean in baby roll up to the address that they had gotten from Balthazar and it's a full moon. We're getting ready to have our clips and Bobby's like, oh yeah, there's a whole lot of guards there, but they're not demons. They're angels.
Bitch:
Ah, what? So Bobby's like, we're gonna ninja our way in.
Jerk:
But I like that Dean makes a comment about his knees squeaking.
Bitch:
Yeah, which is also like, but like, hey, like, I kind of feel I'm not exactly sure Bobby's age during this. I think it's a little older than we are, but it's not that
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
much older. And I kind of feel like Bobby right now. I'm like, I'll be fine. Shut
Jerk:
I'll be
Bitch:
up.
Jerk:
fine.
Bitch:
Yeah, shut up. My knees gonna make noise. Whatever.
Jerk:
So, but they started hearing like a weird, like a thrumming and kind of a booming sound.
Bitch:
rubbing.
Jerk:
Yeah, that's a good one.
Bitch:
And the pedal starts vibrating, right?
Jerk:
Very,
Bitch:
So we've got
Jerk:
very
Bitch:
water,
Jerk:
Jurassic
Bitch:
we've
Jerk:
Park.
Bitch:
got water,
Jerk:
Very
Bitch:
but it's just
Jerk:
Jurassic
Bitch:
invariant,
Jerk:
Park.
Bitch:
like, oh no, it's a T-Rex.
Jerk:
Yeah, it's not a T-Rex with little arms, sadly enough. It is a as I wrote a freaking ton of cocksmoke demons.
Bitch:
Oh, I wrote a buttload of demon smoke.
Jerk:
There we go. And they are so much so many that they are blocking out the moon, not the eclipse. And then they so Dean and Bobby have to get into baby for protection. And these fucking assholes throw baby around.
Bitch:
Yeah, they fucking
Jerk:
They flipper.
Bitch:
like it's almost like I was looking and I had a lot of cat litter things this week and there is a cat litter, which is pretty much like the robot version of it, but pretty much like it's a tumbler, right? So that's
Jerk:
Uh huh.
Bitch:
how the automatic sifter is. It's just like kind of like an octagon shape.
Jerk:
Right?
Bitch:
And so like you have the sifter in it and you roll it over and that's how you like clean the kitty litter. So like
Jerk:
Sure.
Bitch:
the clumping thing stops, like the clean litter falls to the bottom. And that's all I could think of as his car was like rolling over.
Jerk:
tumbling
Bitch:
I was like,
Jerk:
around.
Bitch:
that's just like the kitty litter rolling over and over. Yeah.
Jerk:
players. So, Cass is, they're
Bitch:
But they're fine, I guess.
Jerk:
fine, I
Bitch:
They're
Jerk:
guess.
Bitch:
fine.
Jerk:
So we go back, we go inside
Bitch:
Cass
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
Cass
Bitch:
reading
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
a
Jerk:
Crowley
Bitch:
spell, yeah.
Jerk:
and Cass is reading over what they need and here's this commotion and, oh sorry, just Cass is in there, Crowley shows up and he's like, yeah, don't underestimate the king of hell motherfucker. Look
Bitch:
That's
Jerk:
at all my
Bitch:
right.
Jerk:
demons I got. We're ready.
Bitch:
Yeah, some boys like I'm back. I am unsmitable. Cas tried me and Cas
Jerk:
Try
Bitch:
is like,
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
that's fine. You're like hand to the forehead, talk to the hand. And when you try to talk to the hand like nothing happens.
Jerk:
Mm-mm. But who flaps in? to Raphael in the female vessel.
Bitch:
Yes, and she's in another vessel. It was also, there was something in the book about how like, she was really cool to like, she was really happy to play this sort of thing. But so, more importantly though, Crowley uses the word scatological. And I love it when you talk dirty, Crowley and Diana, can you tell me what the word scatological means?
Jerk:
hadn't asked I could. I know the word. I was blanking.
Bitch:
What does it mean? It's about poop.
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
It's about
Jerk:
that's
Bitch:
poop. Scat is poop.
Jerk:
poop.
Bitch:
And so it's about relating to excrement or excremental functions. So Crowley tells my boy, tells Cass in no uncertain words, he tells his boyfriend that, Hey, I know you were talking about Raphael and you're calling him a piece of shit or whatever. But
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
he uses it in the very like, it's just so nice when they make it like You
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
can you know that this is like I'm really insulting you, but you don't only know if I'm insulting you if you know what the words scat scatological means.
Jerk:
When so but he's like, yeah, I found Grafail quite reasonable. Hmm. But and so now Cass thinks it's a good idea to appeal to fucking Raffaele or to Crowley. He's like, yeah, Raffaele is going to destroy you. What the fuck? This is a bad plan. And Crowley is like, yeah, he's going to kill me. You didn't exactly shoot me straight either, brah. So he's like, look, Raffaele is going to protect me in exchange for the purgatory plan. So.
Bitch:
He gets my blood, he gets my blood bitch.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm. But and Raphael's like mad at Skald's cast he's like yeah, I'm not gonna let him take that much power So I'm not like you take that much power if anyone's gonna be the new god. It's me
Bitch:
What?
Jerk:
So now really what we know it's been alluded to a bunch is that this whole fucking fight is whether grass I'm sorry crass
Bitch:
Crass. Crass is coming back. Yeah.
Jerk:
Whether Castiel or Raphael will become the new god
Bitch:
That's what this fight over heaven is all about. Oh shit. Oh my god
Jerk:
The
Bitch:
And now
Jerk:
fuck
Bitch:
Crowley is gonna throw us all back and cast his face and says you got two options
Jerk:
Flee or die. Ooh, brutal.
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
So
Bitch:
Cas is like, fine, pew. He throws a
Jerk:
take
Bitch:
blood in
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
his
Jerk:
blood,
Bitch:
face and flaps
Jerk:
take
Bitch:
off.
Jerk:
it. I'm gone. I'm gonna flee. So Crowley and Raphael are like, cool, the sigil's already on the wall. Eclipse is happening. Let's do this. And so he starts doing the words from the, for the ritual.
Bitch:
So he chants
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
and he says great door purgatory that is closed for us. It's light is kept away from our eyes, but now we're standing on the threshold of the great door and humbly faithfully respectfully are preparing for its opening. But he says all that in Latin and it's very perfect and it's hot. Then he says terrible creature whose claws and teeth have never touched. Human flesh is opening its jaws to world a world now. Great door open at last. sexy,
Jerk:
And while that's
Bitch:
taut.
Jerk:
going on, Dean and Bobby wake up in baby and they decide to ninja in. So they do because now there's distraction with all the demons around.
Bitch:
They do.
Jerk:
And Dean tries to. Super ninja throw the angel blade at Raphael, but it definitely misses and Raphael catches it.
Bitch:
Yeah, and so if rafio hadn't caught it, it still would have missed like that
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
was
Jerk:
would have
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
missed.
Bitch:
over his shoulder. It was like right here
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
and like you should have been like, so like I guess it's good. And then it's so hot. Crowley just takes his hand and he flings Bobby down the stairs. But then he takes Dean and then like he up and overs him like
Jerk:
overs the railing
Bitch:
the really
Jerk:
and onto
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
table.
Bitch:
And then like shoves them down a lab table, which is very much like the tables that were in the hospital was at last week, this
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
weekend.
Jerk:
But outside we see who's arrived. Sam's there. Oh
Bitch:
Sam
Jerk:
shit.
Bitch:
is here.
Jerk:
Sam's there. What the fuck? That means he got out of his head. That's exciting.
Bitch:
And we're
Jerk:
And...
Bitch:
pretty sure it's real, because we can see Baby slipped over, so.
Jerk:
Right, but he's also having hell flashbacks and that's not good and stumbling.
Bitch:
Yeah, and I think this is the first time this season where you get to see Sam with his flame background. It's like his flame like zoom background that we're all doing during the pandemic or more accurately like Louise from Bob's Burgers. Like that is what I see
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
during this and spoiler. It's not the last time we're going to see Sam from Bob's Burgers.
Jerk:
Sam from Bob's Burgers.
Bitch:
Yep.
Jerk:
All right, so we've got Crowley finishes the ritual words, but nothing fucking happens.
Bitch:
Womp Womp. We get very much like an anti-climatic Womp Womp.
Jerk:
We do. But who shows up? Bucking Cass is back. Oh, guess what? He has the real jar of blood. He tricked them.
Bitch:
Triple
Jerk:
Bum
Bitch:
cross,
Jerk:
bum bum.
Bitch:
triple cross,
Jerk:
Triple
Bitch:
what?
Jerk:
cross.
Bitch:
Oh!
Jerk:
And so Crowley tastes the blood on the sigil that they were using, and it's dog's blood.
Bitch:
Does that mean Cass killed a dog? I don't like you, Cass. That's gross.
Jerk:
But Raphael is not entertained by this back and forth. I feel like, probably he's mad, but he kind of loves this shit.
Bitch:
Of course
Jerk:
And Cass
Bitch:
he does.
Jerk:
is
Bitch:
I think
Jerk:
just
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
like,
Bitch:
that
Jerk:
Cass doesn't get it. That's not a game. He's just doing his thing.
Bitch:
he's he is just like he's the person in your in your poly group that's just like being an asshole and like wanting to stir up the drama and he loves it. But cast is just like, no, it's too late. I've got that soul glue. And he does
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
he's got that soul glow just on he's full of light.
Jerk:
full of light. It fades and he's just going on about, you can't imagine what it's like all inside me, millions
Bitch:
What?
Jerk:
upon millions of souls.
Bitch:
What the f- That's so gross. It's so gross. He's like, all of them are inside of me and you know, it's like, it's sexy. And then he like, he like pops and like, he's like, uh, and then Raffi- Crowley's like, that's hot. Like actually Crowley literally says, it's sexy. And he likes it. And then he's just like, I gotta go because that's what you do. And then
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
Raphael's
Jerk:
because he knows he lost.
Bitch:
like, damn
Jerk:
He's
Bitch:
straight.
Jerk:
like,
Bitch:
That's what I'm gonna
Jerk:
Crowley
Bitch:
do too.
Jerk:
out.
Bitch:
And oh, what? What? I had to stay here? Fuck. Awkward.
Jerk:
Yeah. And Rafael's real pissed. And but he's like, I got plans for Crowley later. No problem. But I'm a snap my fingers and explode you in blood splatter.
Bitch:
Just like he did to me, burn. That's payback. Right. Oh,
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
but then say Dean, Hey Dean, I saved you.
Jerk:
I saved you and
Bitch:
Right.
Jerk:
Dean's
Bitch:
We're
Jerk:
like,
Bitch:
cool.
Jerk:
yeah,
Bitch:
Right.
Jerk:
thanks. And he's like, yeah, you doubted me and fought against me, but I was right all along.
Bitch:
What? Oh no. Oh shit. Girl, girl. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm and it's apologetic still he's like yeah, you know, you're right and I'm gonna apologize because I'll say they're terrified He's like, yeah We need to get like this like soul fuse or whatever taken care of cuz you're gonna blow the fuck up when this
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
eclipse
Bitch:
and apparently
Jerk:
ends
Bitch:
like this part of the plan had not been discussed before. And so it was like, like you're full of like nuclear shit, like, we're gonna, we're gonna get this out of you. Right, right.
Jerk:
But Cas is like, Nope, I got to go punish all of Rafael's followers.
Bitch:
And once again, this is where I was like, this like sucks to be an angel because pretty much like they are like, alright, so we're an angel, like we live under this dude, God. Alright, so God disappears. And now we've got like these two dudes that show up and one of them like, he's kind of a dick like Raphael's like, not really nice. And then cast is like shows up. He's like, you get free will, but you don't. And then I'm like, I have to choose between these two dickheads. And that's pretty much it's all an allegory for modern government. Okay, so then we're back to this. All right. So Dean's just like we're family, right?
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
And let's
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
dive
Jerk:
would die
Bitch:
for
Jerk:
for
Bitch:
you.
Jerk:
you. I would die for you. I've already lost Lisa, Ben, and I've lost Sam before. I don't want to lose Cas to hit two.
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
also
Jerk:
don't you
Bitch:
this
Jerk:
don't
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
need
Bitch:
a
Jerk:
all
Bitch:
bad
Jerk:
this.
Bitch:
relationship thing. Like you're in a shitty abusive relationship because he's like, I have lost Ben, Lisa, Sam. And theoretically he lost them
Jerk:
All
Bitch:
all
Jerk:
of them.
Bitch:
because of,
Jerk:
Because
Bitch:
because
Jerk:
of Cass.
Bitch:
of Cass. I don't know,
Jerk:
Yeah. So.
Bitch:
you're going to break this. Shut up, Dean.
Jerk:
And but Cass pops back with you're just saying that because you're afraid you're not my family.
Bitch:
Toxic!
Jerk:
But we see somebody's hand grab the angel blade that's not laying on the ground. And as Cass says, I have no family, Sam stabs him in the back. What?
Bitch:
Quadruple cross! Yeah! Butt! Angel
Jerk:
Because,
Bitch:
blades that work on me.
Jerk:
mm-mm. Glad Sam made it, but Cassiel's not an angel anymore. He's the new god. and a better one. So they need to bow down, profess their love unto me, your lord, or I will destroy you.
Bitch:
Kneel before Todd! Kneel before Todd! And
Jerk:
What?
Bitch:
then...
Jerk:
We're gonna zoom in on his face and the episode ends.
Bitch:
Yeah, no, we actually get eyes, eyes. And I have
Jerk:
guys.
Bitch:
captured this and we'll see. Well, there may be an alteration of this version when this airs. We don't know. But it's just like it zooms in on Bobby's eyes and it zooms in on to Sam's eyes. And it zooms in on Dean's eyes and it zooms in on Cass's eyes. And then it quits. And that is how the season end. It's just like, I,
Jerk:
Ayayay!
Bitch:
I Which I guess is how you in the cliffhanger, like for
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
a season,
Jerk:
guess.
Bitch:
I guess. But I mean, it was also like almost an unclimatic cliffhanger, an anti-climatic cliffhanger, right?
Jerk:
It was, but it's still upsetting.
Bitch:
Do you have a casting?
Jerk:
Um, I do have a couple of casting
Bitch:
Okay,
Jerk:
notes.
Bitch:
let's go to
Jerk:
I'm
Bitch:
the couch and then we will digest this.
Jerk:
Okay, so We've got our good friend robin the bartenders who i've got which I think we've talked like we hadn't talked about her before Ever we've never seen her even though they did a flashback. We had not
Bitch:
Even
Jerk:
seen
Bitch:
though
Jerk:
her
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
before
Bitch:
feel like you've seen her before and it drives you crazy because you're like, did I? Did I forget this? Did we miss this? You did not.
Jerk:
No, so her name is the actress's name is Erica Sarah. C.E.R.R.A. I think
Bitch:
Nice.
Jerk:
she could also look. I say I jokingly said that she looks like Eva Longoria's sister. That's my I stand by it. She played the quote goth vixen wannabe in Blade Trick Blade Trinity, which I just
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
was
Bitch:
want
Jerk:
amused
Bitch:
that
Jerk:
by
Bitch:
to be
Jerk:
that.
Bitch:
an extra credit.
Jerk:
I know. So she was in several episodes of the L Word Battlestar Galactica and. Deadly class. You might have also
Bitch:
She
Jerk:
seen
Bitch:
was
Jerk:
her in.
Bitch:
in Deadly Class? Who did she play in Deadly Class? Do you know? Oh, David. Yeah,
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
for
Jerk:
then she's
Bitch:
those
Jerk:
been
Bitch:
of
Jerk:
in
Bitch:
you don't
Jerk:
single.
Bitch:
know, Deadly
Jerk:
She was only
Bitch:
Class.
Jerk:
in a few
Bitch:
OK. Yeah,
Jerk:
episodes. She wasn't like a regular, it's a sci-fi series. It looks good, I haven't seen
Bitch:
quick,
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
of the soundtrack for it was:Jerk:
time.
Bitch:
Oh, I just like now to see who she was and that was good. Yeah. Sorry, go on.
Jerk:
She played Trini's mom in the:Bitch:
That was
Jerk:
episodes
Bitch:
cancelled.
Jerk:
of Supernatural. She plays Duma, the Shadow and Robin. So we've seen her throughout the series
Bitch:
Nice.
Jerk:
multiple times. Yeah. So this episode.
Bitch:
All right. So this episode, this season, right? So this is our season finale.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
And so we haven't really talked about what we're going to do with this. So we are dropping just for like logistics shit. We are dropping both these episodes this Thursday of this week. That doesn't mean anything to you if you're listening to us in the future. But if you're not listening to us in the future and listening to us in the past, we are dropping these the first week of July because we have
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
t. And so first week of July,:Jerk:
We'll see.
Bitch:
are weird. Well,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
yeah, we'll keep you posted.
Jerk:
Schedules are busy. This
Bitch:
Yep.
Jerk:
is what it is.
Bitch:
So, but that being said, I kind of prepped Diana before this, that we have ended season six and we're about to go into season seven, which is by some of my friends known as one of the worst seasons of supernatural.
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
So, who, I don't know what to say, but what, how, I guess. Firstly, I guess I was like, let's first go with thoughts on episode, then we'll go with thoughts on season. So, thoughts on the episode.
Jerk:
Yeah, so I think this episode, I thought it was I thought the premise was pretty interesting, actually, about him like having to feed the parts of himself to because the wall in his head. But we don't he seems pretty okay. And I don't think he's supposed to be pretty okay. But he's also not great. So we're worried about Sam in that trajectory. But I'm really glad they finally brought that back. So it's kind of getting annoying that like this was like the critical issue for episode after episode. Then all of a sudden, it's like, we're just not going
Bitch:
We
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
forgot
Jerk:
talk about the wall in his head anymore. That's fine. We're
Bitch:
about it. You're
Jerk:
just
Bitch:
fine.
Jerk:
ignore
Bitch:
But also since
Jerk:
this.
Bitch:
I mean, that's not like you think about like, if you get an injury, like, I think, you know, you've had a lot you've had an injury that you know, has, you know, like, you know, gone a while
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
this year. And sometimes you feel like it's gonna heal, but you also have to go off into your life, right?
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
So sometimes you have a
Jerk:
You
Bitch:
hell
Jerk:
just got to
Bitch:
wall.
Jerk:
deal with it
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
in your
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
brain.
Bitch:
just put the same
Jerk:
Just ignore
Bitch:
time
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
like you've got to pay the electric bill, right?
Jerk:
Yeah, it's true. So yeah, I think it's an interesting, like, you know, I thought it was an interesting premise about him battling the stuff in his own head. I thought it was a weird choice for Casper. That's the, I don't know, it was just a weird, I guess taking down the wall
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
was
Bitch:
a way
Jerk:
his
Bitch:
to
Jerk:
thing.
Bitch:
keep Dean busy,
Jerk:
I don't know.
Bitch:
right? That's, that is, it's a way to keep Dean and Bobby busy because they have to focus
Jerk:
But they
Bitch:
on
Jerk:
didn't
Bitch:
Sam.
Jerk:
really know what was gonna happen to Sam. So how did you know that he was just gonna be like
Bitch:
and not
Jerk:
unconscious
Bitch:
die
Jerk:
in
Bitch:
immediately.
Jerk:
his head?
Bitch:
And then
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
like,
Jerk:
or like
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
kill
Bitch:
can
Jerk:
himself
Bitch:
go
Jerk:
or
Bitch:
off
Jerk:
freak
Bitch:
to like,
Jerk:
out or whatever. Like he could have done, they didn't know what
Bitch:
he's
Jerk:
he was gonna
Bitch:
the new
Jerk:
do.
Bitch:
God, so he can do whatever he wants, probably,
Jerk:
But he didn't.
Bitch:
maybe.
Jerk:
But he wasn't yet. Then
Bitch:
He's
Jerk:
he wasn't
Bitch:
almost
Jerk:
when he made that choice.
Bitch:
I mean, I don't know.
Jerk:
I don't know. That was weird. And then I was deeply amused, I guess, with all the double crossing. But Cass's character is not very fucking likable right now.
Bitch:
Hey, it's not in this relationship, like in dusty L, I think at this point, we're just, it's very toxic. Everything that is happening in the dusty L situation, and be that, you know, my glibily thing of them shipping together, but just in a real like, the cast and Dean relationship as friends, it's very toxic.
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
Nothing
Jerk:
it
Bitch:
that's
Jerk:
is.
Bitch:
happening here is good.
Jerk:
No, it's all
Bitch:
This,
Jerk:
bad.
Bitch:
if you were like, I like, you know, thought about like I had you when you go through and move you get the drawers and like, I like sometimes you have drawers that are like your exes like I have like the ex friend drawer and I'm like, oh, toxic,
Jerk:
Mmm.
Bitch:
right.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
And I feel like that Dean you're purpose like you have the like right to see at this point, toxic,
Jerk:
Cass,
Bitch:
and
Jerk:
you're
Bitch:
right
Jerk:
toxic.
Bitch:
cast
Jerk:
We
Bitch:
off
Jerk:
can't hang
Bitch:
and just
Jerk:
out.
Bitch:
be
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
like, we're not friends anymore. I don't want you in my life. But then also, what do you do when you want to write someone off and you're their God?
Jerk:
That's a little complicated.
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
I don't think you can do that
Bitch:
that
Jerk:
so much.
Bitch:
adds something to it, right?
Jerk:
Yeah, it's a lot. So, but we now know that the battle with Raphael is over, which is fascinating, I guess. It's interesting to see what will come from that, but it's,
Bitch:
Well, and
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
we got a poor one out from AlphaZar, too.
Jerk:
I know, that sound. But I like balti.
Bitch:
Ugh.
Jerk:
I like balti.
Bitch:
Sexy chest hair.
Jerk:
Babe said he looked like he could play an understudy for Liam Neeson and I was kind of tickled by
Bitch:
Very
Jerk:
that.
Bitch:
much so. He is known as a poor man's Liam Eason. You're rich man's Liam Eason. Like you could very much like you could be untaken. I like you.
Jerk:
Yeah. I bet you have skills that. Whatever that line is, something
Bitch:
Yes, Sebastian,
Jerk:
about. So
Bitch:
you could be Liam, you're saying.
Jerk:
now I think it was I was a little concerned about the season at first. I'm not going to lie, because parts of it was like, oh, but it
Bitch:
Okay,
Jerk:
ended up
Bitch:
so
Jerk:
doing
Bitch:
this,
Jerk:
really had
Bitch:
we're
Jerk:
such
Bitch:
gonna.
Jerk:
good episodes like the Twy Hard one was so fucking good and things like that. The soul thing just got real like concerning with the same stuff for me. I don't know.
Bitch:
You mean Sam's soul like him
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
not having a soul but
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
it mean it was you know I mean yeah so he got to be more attractive like whatever. And then you
Jerk:
Not
Bitch:
know
Jerk:
to me!
Bitch:
we had know,
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
whatever, Diana, you're wrong. It's all we all know men are
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
so much better when they're emotionally unavailable.
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
Exactly.
Bitch:
you know, so we had this whole idea. So then we also had Dean's relationship, right. So we had Dean's Lisa and Ben Thane.
Jerk:
The whole arc and that made me really sad. Like I was saying when we finished episode 21, I really in my heart still like. I want I wanted and like, OK, not just in my like, I want a happy story, wrap it up. No, I knew it would be a challenge, but I thought that they both deserved some kind of thing like that to last a little bit longer, even if they couldn't make it work forever. I thought that arc of him trying to balance being a hunter and also being with her. I really like that or at least them be acknowledging each other. And it's just really fucking dark to me that she's been erased from him or
Bitch:
You could have
Jerk:
that he's
Bitch:
it
Jerk:
been erased from her.
Bitch:
theoretically in Jensen Ackles other multiverse world of this, you know, a world where Dean is able to be a hunter to
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
raise a child as a hunter in a healthy way. And like, it doesn't have to be this toxic shit that it has to be like, at least in my leg in my canon, you could write that but in this in this canon, you can't. There's like, no, there's no way you can do this and become like a normal person. There's only pain and death down this road. And I think that's sad.
Jerk:
Yeah, it is. It is. But that's what Dean's decided. And he decided made the decisions for other people
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
we
Jerk:
that fucked
Bitch:
also,
Jerk:
up.
Bitch:
yeah, they may. OK, so let's go back to that. We talked about this in the last episode, right? So there's a lot of the consent of the your will. Right. So we have and Cass is all about free will.
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
Right. And so Dean took free will from being in Lisa and Cass is taking free will away from everybody else.
Jerk:
Yeah, no, I agree. That's a that's a really good parallel for it. Absolutely. I like it.
Bitch:
So what do you think is to come? All right, so are we done? Like, I don't know. So are
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
we done? But anything
Jerk:
no, I'm interested
Bitch:
else about
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
see
Bitch:
season?
Jerk:
I'm intrigued. No, I think that's it. I think, you know, I think it's really hard to look forward now. Me knowing like, I mean, obviously, I'm good, because it's impossible to avoid. I have a general concept that Castiel's character sticks around. Okay, so I'm not oblivious.
Bitch:
What? Misha Collins
Jerk:
Oh,
Bitch:
is still a part of the show later?
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
What? Like...
Jerk:
And, and so but like, but it also seems like a positive relationship, not that I've seen an episode, but just the implication about the relationships and how people view the character. So What the fuck does that mean happens? Obviously something fucked is going to happen. You've warned me that some people don't like the next season at all. And now we know that Cassiel is on his power trip and being kind of a dick and wants people to bow to him and punish people. So this is kind of an all bad. And what's really going to happen? Sam's like been trying to process all these different parts of him. And you could tell he's still like limping and having these flashbacks. So, you know, he's going to be struggling with this wall being down now. So what does that mean? I mean, obviously, we're going to see more of Sam Hell flashback. Because we still saw, we saw Dean held flashbacks for
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
a while.
Bitch:
so most of Louis the Louise burger,
Jerk:
Louise Belcher.
Bitch:
like, ah, like in front of the fire, Sam, like, but yeah, I mean, that's clearly like, I
Jerk:
Those
Bitch:
forgot
Jerk:
are our conflicts
Bitch:
about
Jerk:
going into the next season for sure.
Bitch:
Yeah, but I am from
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
my point of view, I am a season six had some of my favorite episodes, but I think season five is still ranks is like my favorite. But this episode we did have the season we did have frontier land.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
We did have the frontier land was great. You know, we've got them, you know, that chumming back. And we also as we mentioned earlier, the trivia, you know, we've got the fairy episode. I think the fairy
Jerk:
Oh yeah,
Bitch:
episode
Jerk:
that was a
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
good
Bitch:
one
Jerk:
one
Bitch:
of my
Jerk:
too.
Bitch:
favorite ones.
Jerk:
And the Twi-Hard was mine, I told you I loved that one.
Bitch:
Twi-Hard. This was the year of the Muddah episode where we had the Jensen Ackles
Jerk:
Yep.
Bitch:
and Jared Padalecki meet Sam and Dean Winchester.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
And we got into that world. So I think there was a lot of, so as Sarah Gamble took this over, which I know is a big thing to go from Eric Kripke, who did you come in as, and I think that's an interesting thing and I would have liked to have more time and also just more resources just on what that meant.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
Like for him coming back in as the writer, like
Jerk:
Bye.
Bitch:
that's, I think that's, that's just really interesting
Jerk:
It is.
Bitch:
to have your former show runner come in and write your season finale. And I don't know how much of that was a group effort or what, but I think that's really cool. So, but you know, so we've got season seven, it's coming and lots of lots of things and we're going to meet lots of new people. And
Jerk:
Ooh.
Bitch:
I will say there is a t-shirt that has been sitting in my closet for since like probably like a year now and how long it's been since we started this, but that I finally get to wear next season and I'm very excited about it. So we get to meet
Jerk:
hilarious.
Bitch:
as much as people say this up next season sucks, one of my favorite peoples in it. So looking forward
Jerk:
Oh, okay.
Bitch:
to that. So I think that's a good positive note to end on.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
All right. So with that, cheers, jerk.
Jerk:
Cheers, bitch.
