It's time for Last Time On, the podcast for everyone who wants to watch all of that prestige television, but who has time for that? Our hosts don't, so they take the randomized highway down your favorite shows they haven't seen, and try to guess what happened Last Time On!

Join us as Ben, Victor, and Xhafer make hot toddies with CBD tea before bed. Victor plays three letter bingo, Xhafer only talks a little bit about password security, and Ben earns some serious nerd cred.

Hello and welcome to Last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people who

want to watch all this prestige

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television, but who's got time for it?

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Ben: You know I don't.

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Xhafer: I'm Ja'far,

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Ben: bet Victor!

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Victor, wake up!

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Xhafer: Vic, wake up,

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Ben: up!

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Victor: Well, you said what time?

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Xhafer: you can't

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Victor: What time is it?

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What time is it?

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Xhafer: sleep.

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It's about

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Ben: sleep till podcast.

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Victor: IT'S NAP TIME!

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Hi,

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Xhafer: 7 p.

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m.

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for you.

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Victor: Hi, I'm Victor.

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Xhafer: were And we're here

today to talk about Stargate SG

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1 Season 10 Episode 2 Morpheus.

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If you haven't listened to the

pod, not Episode 6, I misspoke.

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I read the description for Morpheus,

that's the episode we're watching.

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Victor: You know, and I, I watched

the, the intro of of Episode 6

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very briefly before I realized

something, something ain't right here.

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And I noticed both these episodes have

Vala and Pigtails at the beginning, so

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Xhafer: It's a choice.

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It's a weird choice.

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Victor: I'm, I'm digging it, man.

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This, this rewatch has has

rekindled my love for Claudia Black.

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Xhafer: The, the pigtails to

quote Beth are a Sexy baby thing.

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Victor: Well, now I feel weird.

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Thanks.

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Xhafer: You should.

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You should feel weird.

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Ben: I don't know, I've never seen a baby

with pigtails, but that's just because

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most of them don't have much hair.

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Xhafer: That's fair.

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That's true, actually.

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Anyways, if you're just joining us for

the first time we've picked a television

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show that none of us have ever seen

before, in this case Stargate SG 1.

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We have haphazardly rolled our

way through it using our hopefully

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soon patent pending formula.

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Where we roll dice and skip episodes based

off the number of episodes in the show.

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So this is the twelfth, I want

to say, episode of SG1 we've

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watched and we're in Season 10.

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And we are spitting distance

from the finale here.

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So we might be wrapping

up SG1 in the near future.

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But before we do that,

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Victor: we do that,

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Xhafer: we want to, we

want to have a little fun.

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We want to see who we are.

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In the SG 1 crew.

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So, each of the three of us has pulled up

a different What SG 1 Character Are You?

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quiz.

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And we're going to take them together,

talking about the questions and

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we answer them here, and then we

will reveal who we are on the air.

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That'll be fun.

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Victor: Alright, so let's

go what, clockwise here?

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Well, everyone's screen is different, so.

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You

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Xhafer: Well, we'll just

go through together.

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Just question one here.

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Mine is, choose the word

that most appeals to you.

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I'm gonna go with justice.

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Victor: Mine is, what is your age?

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Xhafer: Oh man, okay.

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Victor: And it's under 18, 18 to 24,

25 to 30, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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So great.

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I'm the third from the last option.

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My fucking old ass.

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Okay.

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So.

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Ben: mine are you and oh jeez,

you our friends are injured and

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enemy soldiers are closing in.

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You only have a few

seconds to make a decision.

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What will you choose?

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Victor: Does it give

you a multiple choice at

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Ben: Yep,

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Xhafer: What are you

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Victor: What do you choose?

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Ben: I'm going to ambush the enemy

from behind and help your friends.

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Victor: Good choice.

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Xhafer: Alright.

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An alien race threatens

to destroy your planet.

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What do you do?

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Victor: Oh, how many options

do you have for that?

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Xhafer: a handful.

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I'm gonna laugh menacingly

and destroy those idiots.

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Victor: My quiz sucks.

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Number two is what is your gender?

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This outdated ass quiz

only has two options.

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Ben: The spelling in

this in mine is terrible.

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You come to a planet that

looks like Earth, but the

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inhabitants are scared of you.

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What do you do?

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Make friends with people and

see what knowledge they hold.

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Victor: That's way too

peaceful for my liking.

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Conquer, you should conquer Ben!

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Destroy them!

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Ben: One of the answers

was kill everybody.

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Heh heh heh heh!

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Heh

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Xhafer: I've actually read all the

options on my previous one and I'm

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changing it to evacuate your people

and stay behind to defend their exit.

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That seems more like in line.

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Let's see.

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You're traveling to an unknown planet.

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Which of these do you

take to defend yourself?

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Snazer on the list.

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I think those are called zap guns though.

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Does that sound right to you guys?

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Victor: heard that somewhere.

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Yeah.

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Xhafer: I think a zap gun is a

sneezer, so I'm going with that

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Ben: They're, They're canonically Snazers.

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Hwoooooooooooaaaaah!

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Victor: which of the following

best describes your talent

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slash area of expertise?

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I've got science, mathematics,

archeology, history, language,

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cultures, politics, sports, fighting.

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I'm taking fighting.

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Yeah.

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Ben: You're faced with a dilemma.

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You must solve an intriguing

problem before time runs out.

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What do you do?

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I tell everyone to leave you

alone and let you work because you

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know you're the only one who can.

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Xhafer: That's fair.

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You find a stone with strange markings.

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Your first instinct is to scan

it for radiation, of course.

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Ben: it right in your mouth.

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Victor: Well, that's just smart, man.

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Unfortunately, I don't have a

radiation scanner app on my phone.

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I don't know if that's an

option on the latest iOS.

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Which of the following

adjectives best describes you?

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Strong, workaholic,

intelligent, funny, honorable.

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I'm going to go for funny.

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Ben: You see a woman about to jump off

a cliff to her death, what do you do?

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Victor: Jesus.

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Ben: You let her fall to her death,

one less person to worry about.

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No, you say, do a flip.

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Without thinking you run and

save her life before she dies.

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Xhafer: Oh, let's see.

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What would you do to live longer?

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Man Some of these

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Victor: exercise.

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Xhafer: Well, there's anything it takes.

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Eat better, yeah.

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Take your vitamins and

medicines is on this

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Ben: You gotta take

your vitamins, brother.

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All those young hulk a

maniacs out of there.

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Xhafer: No, no Ben, no.

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Yeah, we'll do as long as I can

stay myself, pretty much anything.

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That sounds good.

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Okay.

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Victor: Which of the following would

you rather spend your free time doing?

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Watch TV, working, Practicing

a violent sport, visiting a new

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place or using a computer slash

conducting an experiment, man, I

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Ben: te!

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Kuma te!

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Victor: really want to pick that.

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But if I'm being honest with

myself, I'd be using a computer

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slash conducting an experiment.

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Ben: All right, your allied alien

friends come through the gate and

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warn you of an attack by a gawuld.

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They misspelled gawuld

in this Stargate quiz.

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Xhafer: Nerd!

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Ben: What is your reaction?

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Well, I mean, it's like

misspelling Klingon.

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It's like the most common alien name.

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They say it like 17 times an episode.

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Xhafer: True.

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Ben: You think of a way to destroy the

Gould hard and fast with no casualties.

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Xhafer: Alright, I'm gonna pause us here.

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For the sake of editing, everyone answer

questions until there's only two left.

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Victor: Wait, what?

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Ben: So just go until you've

got two questions left because

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I think your has more questions.

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At least mine's only got

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10,

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Victor: I just scrolled down, I have 34.

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Ben: oh geez.

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Xhafer: Oh, oh, answer, just answer all

of them except the last two, please.

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Victor: Okay.

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What are there more of?

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Alternate dimensions

or alternate realities?

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And they misspelled dimensions.

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Ben: Alright, got two left.

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Xhafer: What's the functional difference?

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Between an alternate reality

and alternate dimension.

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Victor: First option is

how the hell should I know?

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Infinite number of both.

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Okay, whatever.

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Moving on.

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Which of these Stargate characters

do you think you are most like?

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And it's options are

Thor, General Hammond, Dr.

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Ware, or Val Valamaldur Oh, Vala!

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Valamalduran.

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God, her name's hard to say.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Victor: Well, I don't know who Dr.

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Ware is, so Vala.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Thor, I don't think we've met outside

of a, like, possibly a half scene.

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Victor: Yeah, they, uh, well, he was one

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Xhafer: the

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Victor: first

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Xhafer: He was like the projection in the

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Victor: his, we, we, met

his, his answering machine.

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We met his voicemail.

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Ben: Yep.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Ben: Now, the question, Vic, if you

really think you're Vala, is are

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you going to dance into the fire?

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Are you Duran Duran?

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Victor: Is that a thing?

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I don't.

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Oh, Mal Doran.

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Yeah.

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Pfft.

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Not a Duran Duran fan.

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Sorry.

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It's because my first job as, as

a, as a kid growing up, I worked

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at a fucking Baskin Robbins and the

damn pop station they made us play

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in the background was required.

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Play Duran Duran every

12 minutes, I swear.

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Ben: I understand.

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Part of why I'm a, A Grinch

About Christmas Is Working Retail

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Anywhere That Plays Christmas Music.

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Victor: Oh,

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Ben: Makes You Hate Christmas.

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Victor: Me want to join

the war on Christmas.

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Ben: Yeah, I, I just, I remember,

Not even because I particularly hate

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the song, I just remember one of my

first jobs played a Christmas music.

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And I noticed, like, they

have about a 38 minute loop.

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They're like, that's about

the average drive time.

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And so I remember in an eight hour

shift I heard silver bells eleven times.

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Victor: Oh!

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Ben: And it wasn't even different versions

of silver bells, it was the same silver

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Victor: Why?

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Oh, God, that is That is a personal

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Ben: Yeah, it was not great.

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Victor: heh heh.

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Ben: Alright, you go to a planet with

a strange device that is activated.

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You figure out the device loops time.

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do you do if you know that

everything will go back to normal?

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You get agitated and have to explain

the situation over and over again.

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You get agitated.

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You get agitated and have to explain

the situation over and over again.

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Victor: Heh heh heh.

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Heh heh heh.

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Ben: over and over again.

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Victor: Does that actually say that?

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Because that's a brilliant thought, man.

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I was gonna say, that's That'd be

some good meta funny right there.

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Fucking

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Xhafer: Best online quiz ever.

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All right.

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You discover incriminating

photos of the president with

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a woman other than his wife.

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Victor: goldmine?

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Heh heh heh.

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Xhafer: What do you do?

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I got some interesting options here.

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I can, I can use them

to leverage later on.

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Or I can exploit the opportunity

immediately and blackmail the president.

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I get both, those are separate options.

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The top two are blackmail.

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Turn the photos over

to military personnel.

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Victor: what

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Xhafer: throw the photos

away, none of my business.

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Burn the photos to protect

the president's reputation.

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Victor: Heh heh heh.

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Xhafer: Hunt down the

photographer and demand an ex spy.

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Blenation.

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Spelled wrong.

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None of these are sell them to newspapers.

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Victor: Oh my god, yeah.

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Fuckin rich, man.

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Xhafer: Yeah, sell them to

the BBC is 100 percent what

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happens.

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Uh, but I guess the closest to that

is Use as leverage later on because

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it's not blackmailing the president,

which is the other one right there.

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So I guess we'll go with that

and I'm gonna go ahead and

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click my button see who I am.

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Oh no, my quiz is broke.

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Victor: No, what?

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Ha ha ha ha!

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Ha ha ha ha!

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Xhafer: Okay, Vic, you go.

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I'm gonna see if I can get it going.

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Victor: Well, my last question

is Pretty stupid though.

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Are you bored with this

long, useless quiz?

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Some Stargate fan with No Life wrote

to torture people into insanity.

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, I'm actually intrigued with it.

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It says two options.

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It says yes and no one can

deny that I am or two no

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Uh uh.

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I'm, I'm, I'm into it.

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I like quizzes.

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Let's see who I am.

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What the fuck?

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Samantha Carter

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Xhafer: Okay.

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Victor: You are an intelligent

science whiz knowing everything there

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is to know about wormhole physics.

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impress

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Xhafer: like

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our

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Victor: with your knowledge, your

agility, your impressive fighting

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skills, and your sports skills.

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You are second only to Dr.

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McKay.

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I don't know who the fuck is Dr.

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McKay.

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You are also kind, compassionate,

modest, and very beautiful.

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Okay, I'll take it.

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You do not need, you do not feel the

need to lead and follow the orders.

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Of those above you.

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Well, that's for damn sure.

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That last sentence is

probably the most accurate.

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All right, Ben, I'm, I'm guessing

you're I'm, I'm, I'm going to

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throw down a prediction here.

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I'm going to guess that

Ben is is general Hammond.

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Ben: you'll see, all I was

going to say is, Vic, when I

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think of you I think agility.

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So, you know, I think it was right.

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Victor: I spend most of my time here

on this couch, bro, but thank you.

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Ben: just, I was trying

to Tryin to make a joke.

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Alright, last question.

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You become the leader of a race that

you're that is not up to s not as Ugh.

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That are not as up to speed with you.

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No, they're that's this

is so poorly worded.

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Uh, Wrong there, they're convinced you

are that you're a and wrong you're, a god.

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What do you do?

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Well if this quiz is any

indication, I am a god.

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So I make them all my slaves.

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Xhafer: Okay.

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Ben: And

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Xhafer: Ben?

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Ben: I don't know who this is.

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Victor: What does it say?

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Ben: I am Dr.

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Rodney McKay.

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Victor: Oh, okay.

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Ben: I don't know

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Victor: you're second only to me.

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Or I'm second only to you, actually.

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Xhafer: I clicked another quiz to see

if I could take one really quick, and it

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actually just took me to the results page.

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It is not the same website, so

it's not the results from my

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other quiz, but it does say I am

Daniel Jackson, which I'll take.

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Victor: Hey, alright,

yeah, I can see that.

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Xhafer: So, alright.

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Victor: Well, that was fun.

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Xhafer: Yeah, why don't we

get into this episode here?

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We've got Season 10, Episode 2, Morpheus.

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Ben: looks like this is Dr.

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McKay is a character

from Stargate Atlantis.

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Xhafer: Oh, okay, well.

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Victor: That's

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Xhafer: mean, they're probably in SG 1

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Victor: Yeah, they probably

had some crossover, yeah.

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Xhafer: Alright, we open on Teal'c

coming through the Stargate.

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Victor: Did you guys hit skip intro?

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Because it didn't show up for me, yeah.

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Xhafer: Yep.

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Victor: I fast forwarded, but

come on, you guys, you must have

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seen the big fucking Stargate.

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He's not the big stargate how did you not

see the big stargate it filled the screen?

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Xhafer: I immediately paused

and skipped ahead 40 seconds.

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Heh

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heh heh

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Victor: you and your integrity

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Xhafer: a TV show that people love.

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Ben: Mm hmm.

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If not for us, Angela might

get a restful night's sleep.

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Hehehehehehe

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Xhafer: I mean, I know I could

sleep with it because of the CBD

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tea, but could you live with it?

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,

I am an accessory to murder.

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The most damning thing of all.

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I think I can live with it..

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Xhafer: perfect.

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Alright, Teal comes to the Stargate

We see Val is back, O'Neal is not.

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Six worlds have fallen to the Ori,

including two Jaffa Strongholds.

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Walde West Wing, real

quick, DJ comes running.

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He's found one of the worlds

King Arthur visited on his

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quest for the fucking grail.

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Ben: Grail?

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Victor: is very that is some very

so yeah what they just randomly come

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up with King Arthur and the thing.

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What the hell's going on with that?

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J'fair, what happened here?

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Xhafer: What happened?

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Oh, this season is dedicated to

recounting King Arthur's quest, of course.

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They Ori.

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What else?

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Victor: course.

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Xhafer: It's obvious.

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Ben: Yeah, it does seem like they

finally remembered like, Oh right,

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Xhafer: ha

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Ben: on this show.

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Xhafer: ha

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Victor: ran out.

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It's like, Okay, we did,

we did our Norse stuff.

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We did our Egyptian stuff.

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Like, fuck.

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What's, what's left?

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I've done

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everything else.

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Ben: of stuff!

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There's lots of stuff!

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Hehehehehehe There's so many

things they could have done!

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Xhafer: we meet at the table

and they discuss some shit I'm

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guessing is from previous episodes.

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Because last time on, we

found out Merlin was an alien.

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Victor: I, has to be.

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100 percent has to be.

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Merlin's, Merlin's a fucking alien.

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Xhafer: Merlin is a fucking alien.

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Ben: One thing this is a fun bit where

I can give an interesting diatribe here.

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In college, as part of my degree,

I wrote a term paper on Merlin.

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So I'm actually very excited about this.

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And as part of my research for that

paper, I read, in the true meaning of

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the word, the most pretentious article

I think anybody has ever written.

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Because

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Xhafer: Do tell.

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Ben: It's switched between, uh,

commentary, and it would go to like,

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and as everyone knows, according to,

you know so and so's literary dive into

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Le Morte d'Arthur, which is one of the

first Arthur books, and then just go

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for a paragraph or two in French, and

then quote, you know, and then as famed

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Arthurian legend author, you know, some

Italian guy said, and then just directly

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quote him in Italian translating anything.

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Victor: Was this was this in a magazine or

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Ben: It was in a book that I was

reading to, you know, to trying to find

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sources and it, it literally expected

you to be trilingual while also just

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knowing these other Arthurian scholars.

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So it was this just brought me back to

that ice cream headache of an article.

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I'm just thinking about, oh, Dan Jackson

is absolutely the kind of guy who's just

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like, Well, as we know, and then just

start going off in French and it's just

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like, No one else here speaks French, Dan?

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Just tell us in English, please.

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Victor: very French thing to do.

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Xhafer: Of course.

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The general turns down Vala

joining the team here, but DJ

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goes to speak on her behalf.

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Victor: This is a very strange

thing to do considering all

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the shit she's put him through.

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Heh heh heh.

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Xhafer: We learn her

daughter is leading the Ori.

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Victor: Oh yeah!

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Xhafer: Interesting.

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Ben: a question for you guys.

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Victor: Oh.

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Ben: Because, at this point,

Claudia Black, when they were

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making this, this season, 35.

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Victor: wow.

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No way.

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Ben: How old is the daughter?

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Are we doing

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Xhafer: sometimes shenanigans.

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Sometimes

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Ben: it could be time shenanigans, it

could be, it's as early as Hollywood once

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you are a woman over 30, you may as well

be 50, and we're now pretending this 22

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year old is your daughter or, I'm going

to say last time on and most intriguingly,

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the Ori are led by a 6 year old.

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Victor: You know what?

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I could see that happening.

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That would

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Xhafer: see that though, yeah.

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Victor: creepy.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it's a little tiny child.

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Yeah,

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I think it's the, I'm thinking it

invokes the trope, the, the weird

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trope we've seen in sci fi before.

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I think it's called born sexy yesterday,

where like they immediately clone her

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and she's immediately an adult, but she's

only two days old, that sort of thing.

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That's what I think is

going to go on here.

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Ben: It's her daughter

from the future, and

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Victor: did they specifically

say daughter or child

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Ben: they said daughter.

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Victor: So it is a girl.

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Okay.

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It is a daughter.

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Yep.

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Okay.

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Ben: This is actually one

of my favorite things here.

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So, Dan Dan Jax convinces Landry,

Okay, you know, give her a chance.

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And they're like, okay,

she'll take a psych eval.

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And Vala starts doing

exactly what I would do.

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And that's trying to cram

for a psych evaluation.

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Did you guys recognize the questions,

the sample questions she was reading?

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Victor: I recognize the

first one not the second one.

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The first one was, what do

you think is your biggest

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Ben: Yep.

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Victor: And then the second one

was, what do you do if you find a

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Ben: So you are walking through the

desert alone it is hot, you notice a

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tortoise on its back break baking in

the sun, you do not turn it over, why?

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Victor: Yeah, I'm missing

the reference on that

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Ben: That is a question from the

Voight Kampff test to find out if you

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are a replicant from Blade Runner.

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Victor: Oh, it

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Xhafer: Oh, hey!

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Good catch, Ben!

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Heh heh

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Victor: nerd cred there, Ben.

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That's nice.

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Xhafer: heh

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Ben: just like, hey, she's not a robot!

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Victor: That's a good

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Ben: Yeah, because the, the, the question

presupposes that you let a thing continue

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to suffer, which goes against the

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Victor: Oh, the

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Ben: rules of the, of the robots, they're

like, why would I leave a thing to suffer?

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And it like breaks

their, their robo brains.

522

And I did like Vala's answer of,

I'm a tortoise, and I don't care.

523

Xhafer: Yep.

524

Victor: I

525

Xhafer: Yeah, now, Daniel Jackson

is worried when she runs off

526

to go do the studying because

she already has his password.

527

Victor: love that.

528

God,

529

I

530

Xhafer: And, He is worried

she's gonna find his porn stash,

531

Victor: Oh, absolutely.

532

Xhafer: That is, that is

the look of concern on his

533

Ben: I

534

Victor: is no way.

535

There is no way that Daniel

Jackson is not into hentai.

536

Ben: See, I think he would be

more worried like he's coming back

537

and it's just like, Oh no, it's

been replaced with weirder stuff.

538

I'm sure Vala

539

isn't into weirder stuff.

540

Victor: weirder hentai.

541

Ben: Now we find out that

Vala already has his password.

542

I want to know, do you think

it's because she just like,

543

stole it computer wise somehow?

544

Or do you think she's just socially

engineered, and just like, I

545

know exactly what it is, Dan.

546

It's you know Nuke Ra123.

547

Hehehehe.

548

Ohhh.

549

Victor: pretty tech savvy, at least.

550

I think, I think it's just cause Vala has.

551

A career as a con artist, so

she just knows these things,

552

Xhafer: Yeah, everyone knows Dan

Jackson's password is shireesdead,

553

Victor: Oh!

554

Throwback to Babylon 5!

555

Oh!

556

Xhafer: I got Babylon 5 jokes.

557

God, what a terrible

fucking password again!

558

Ben: It's better than

what is it, Peekaboo?

559

Xhafer: Yeah, peekaboo.

560

Also terrible.

561

So, we go over to Gray World as

SG one has summoned a medic to

562

investigate all these dead people

that they're finding in their beds.

563

DJ finds mention of Morgan Lafe

furthering the author of the episode.

564

We learned Morgan and Merlin

Poss or Merlin and possibly more.

565

We learn Merlin and possibly Morgan

were ascended, which is something we've

566

heard used to describe the Ori before.

567

Victor: was supposedly ascending.

568

Xhafer: Now, I got the vibe earlier

from the books that DJ was talking

569

about that these were the ancients

with that precursor race that

570

we've heard tell about before.

571

And I think this is our confirmation

that the Ori are the precursor race.

572

Victor: Dammit, I want

573

them to

574

Xhafer: made the Stargates.

575

Ben: I don't know, or at

576

Victor: I'm holding out for

577

Ben: maybe the Ori fought

the Precursor Race.

578

Xhafer: Yeah.

579

Ben: You know, they were

helping out Arthur, and, and D.

580

W., and

581

Xhafer: Gawain.

582

Yeah.

583

Lancelot and those guys, you know.

584

Ben: Oh, I was going, I was

going with the anteater.

585

Xhafer: Teal'c notices all

the animals are also sleeping.

586

While they look for the cave.

587

Ackman takes a nap as

they conduct the search.

588

And this is a bad idea we've come

to find throughout the episode.

589

Ben: Also, they drop one thing here,

that the, the medics they bring on

590

this trip, are all sent immediately

after going on a double shift, and

591

they're just like, hey, talk to me

when you've been awake for 40 hours.

592

It's just

593

like

594

Victor: is normal, I've

known a lot of nurses, which

595

Ben: But it's also, how understaffed

is the SGC that they don't have

596

Victor: some too.

597

Ben: other medics they could send?

598

Later, they send through 40 medics

in hazmat suits, it's just like,

599

do they just hate these guys?

600

Xhafer: It is not unusual for the average

shift of a nurse in the current medical

601

system in America to work 12 hours, Ben.

602

Ben: Oh, I'm aware of

603

Xhafer: That is

604

This is just Yeah.

605

Victor: is pretty common as well.

606

Which I don't understand

the reasoning behind that.

607

Like

608

Xhafer: I don't want those

people to have lives in their

609

Ben: Well, part of it is, the

biggest danger in medical care is the

610

transfer from one person to another.

611

And so by, instead of doing 8 hour

shifts, going 12 and 12, you go

612

from you eliminate a shift change,

which is where bad stuff can happen.

613

But,

614

Victor: I questioned the science

behind that, but go ahead

615

Ben: I'm more just like, shouldn't

there be like, Another seven guys,

616

somebody who didn't just come off of

a shift that you could be sending on

617

this mission, instead of pulling the

people who just came off a double shift.

618

Xhafer: Like, as someone who analyzes

data for a living, Uh, let me tell

619

you how bad that data set is without

having to do any investigation.

620

Because, of course, that transition

point is where most things happen.

621

Because that's also the end of

the shift when people are tired.

622

You're measuring the same thing.

623

Ben: Well,

624

Victor: like,

625

Xhafer: saying it's one and not the other.

626

Ben: the problem is stuff getting

missed when you hand it off.

627

Victor: I

628

Ben: not about, yeah.

629

Victor: I would much rather, if I'm

hospitalized, I would much rather the

630

person pulling the shrapnel out of

my chest to be well rested and not

631

on freakin cocaine to keep themselves

632

Xhafer: Oh, they can do cocaine

and work on me, that's fine.

633

Yeah, I want that, I want

that level of energy.

634

I don't want, I just don't want them

to be 12 hours tired and on cocaine.

635

Ben: The fastest surgery ever.

636

Xhafer: cleaned me up real

637

Ben: If you guys have ever heard

about the only surgery with

638

a 300 percent mortality rate.

639

Victor: Wait, what?

640

Ben: So if you guys know, back in the,

641

of heroic medicine, back when you used to

have actual surgery galleries, and people

642

would watch you do a surgery because it

was a cool, like, hey, we don't just die!

643

Sometimes doctors can save people now!

644

There was a guy who was famous

for being able to do just

645

ridiculously fast Amputations.

646

And that's good, because the

faster it gets done, the less

647

likely you'd bleed less, less

likely to get infections and stuff.

648

So he was, you know, a wunderkind.

649

But he did a amputation so fast

that he cut his surgery assistant.

650

And a a spectator in

the crowd died of shock.

651

And the surgery assistant and the, the

person who was having the amputation

652

both got infections and died anyway.

653

Victor: Oh.

654

Ben: he did one surgery

and three people died.

655

Xhafer: okay.

656

Victor: You know, I swear, I swear

I've learned more things podcasting

657

with you two guys than I have in

freaking, I've learned, ever learned

658

in high school, which doesn't say

much for the Lockhart Texas public

659

school system, but it do be that way.

660

Xhafer: I'll take the compliment for

what it is and not talk shit about

661

Texas public education, because

662

frankly, oh I don't need to.

663

Texas public education

does all of that for me.

664

It's not required.

665

Ben: It's possible.

666

Uh, we do here then get my

favorite scene, which is Vala.

667

Vala is clearly smart.

668

She has read and maintained, like,

retained a ton of literal psychobabble

669

like psychology terms, which me as a psych

major, I appreciated but she's clearly

670

trying to, like, hey, you don't have

to psychoanalyze me, I did it already,

671

don't have to worry about it, here's

everything you need to know, and he's

672

like, the fact that you are so prepared

tells me more than what you have told me.

673

Ha!

674

That said, he also does an inkblot

test, which, those things, like,

675

Victor: that's just a Hollywood

676

Ben: Well, it's, and then later he

does a polygraph test, and it's just

677

like, No actual psychologist would

be doing either of these things.

678

These are using the parlance

of, of our review of the show,

679

90s psychology fake bullshit.

680

Like, this, this is,

this is fake bullshit.

681

Victor: Speaking as someone who has been

through a lot of therapy in his life, I

682

should say that the Rorschach test is not

something that is used professionally.

683

Ben: Well, and she never even

says two bears high fiving.

684

Xhafer: DJ continues to go over our

records in the village as Mitchell wants

685

them to head back before night, and that's

when they find sleepy boys sleep in.

686

Victor: And you

687

know, when they,

688

did you guys notice that the theme

music that was playing as soon as

689

they entered this abandoned structure,

this building, was exactly the Indiana

690

Jones theme music, Raiders of the

691

Ben: No!

692

Xhafer: no, no, it totally hit that

693

Victor: Yeah,

694

Xhafer: It was very close.

695

Yeah.

696

Victor: it was like at the very beginning

it was the first few notes like this

697

is exactly I was waiting for giant

stone ball to chase them and shit.

698

Xhafer: The doc notices a elevated

white blood count in the team.

699

Leading them to believe this is an

infection which means they can't go back.

700

Victor: the new guy, we

got a replacement for Dr.

701

Frasier, and is definitely not as cute

as the previous doctor, I gotta say.

702

Yeah.

703

Yeah.

704

Womp

705

Ben: Uh,

706

Xhafer: have a good track record.

707

Doctors, the last couple

episodes, not been going

708

Ben: who also so I'm gonna

say last time on we've got Dr.

709

Reimer.

710

They are replacing another doctor.

711

Dr.

712

Dr.

713

On.

714

Dr.

715

Reese On.

716

Because by the end of this episode

we've got no rhyme or reason.

717

Xhafer: They send the Melp

Mark, I'm guessing, 20 through?

718

With medical equipment, caffeine

pills, coffee, and some meth?

719

Victor: Yep, they sh I wrote that

down, they sent a shipment full

720

of meth through the Stargate.

721

Xhafer: They find the disease makes

the brain produce extra melatonin.

722

I know some people who

would pay for this illness.

723

Victor: Hell yeah.

724

Xhafer: DJ tra traces the issues back

to Morgan Lafa again, uh, and the

725

curse that she placed on the villagers.

726

Victor: But this is also the plot from

Nightmare on Elm Street, is it not?

727

You know, like, we have to,

we all have to stay awake.

728

Xhafer: Valla has to try

again with the doctor.

729

She's not pleased as everyone

but DJ goes back to the cave.

730

Victor: Oh, I was going to mention,

Valo's doctor totally looks exactly

731

like Ja'far's little brother.

732

Does he not?

733

I mean, come on.

734

Xhafer: don't have a younger brother,

at least not, not biologically.

735

So

736

Ben: You don't know that

737

Victor: Spoiler

738

Xhafer: family of their own.

739

It's a whole thing.

740

Victor: spoiler alert, that's

the part of the plot of the

741

Godzilla TV series that's on

742

Ben: Oh the King of the Monsters?

743

Victor: yeah monarch legacy of monsters.

744

Yeah.

745

Ben: Was everybody else excited

about what happens right now?

746

Woo!

747

Xhafer: Fuckin love it.

748

Love it.

749

He wants to turn Vala into a double agent

for some other new three letter agency.

750

That he's with

751

Ben: Well,

752

and so, but we do find out something

interesting here, very important.

753

There is now an international

agency that oversees the SGC, which

754

means they've told people about

it, at least at a government level.

755

Victor: at the very least people,

the top men know about this

756

Stargate all over the world.

757

Top men.

758

Xhafer: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

759

HA HA HA

760

Victor: But I love that, I'm gonna say

that last time on Picardo, he, every

761

time he shows up he, I want to believe

that he's with a different agency.

762

Every single time he shows it up in

763

episodes.

764

Like a brand new.

765

I'm with the NID.

766

I'm with the CQB.

767

I'm with the BMI.

768

Ha,

769

ha,

770

Ben: the MIB, don't worry, you don't

771

Victor: he.

772

he.

773

Xhafer: In the cave, Carter

finds a secret passage.

774

She brings samples back to the dock as

Mitchell and Tilk descend into the cave.

775

Valla gets hooked up to

a polygraph lie detector.

776

Which is fun.

777

This is fun.

778

When complimented, she

returns the compliment.

779

And it goes off, and she keeps

downgrading her statement,

780

and it keeps still going off.

781

This is, this is funny.

782

This is real good.

783

Victor: Yea.

784

He, he,

785

Xhafer: Genuine comedy.

786

Victor: He,

787

Ben: See, the thing is though that's how

an actual polygraph would work, because

788

what polygraphs do is they respond

to stress, because that is something

789

you can actually, you know, measure.

790

And so, if you start freaking out

about the polygraph going off, the

791

polygraph will just go off more.

792

Xhafer: Heh

793

Ben: so her being like, I actually

thought I was telling the truth,

794

why is it saying I'm lying?

795

Like, freak out?

796

would be accurately how that

polygraph is responding.

797

So, that was

798

Xhafer: Mm hmm.

799

Doc Raynor discovers a micro parasite

that he believes is our culprit

800

for the sleepiness, as the crew

loses another nurse to the sleep.

801

Ben: Grimsby.

802

Xhafer: Just go to sleep.

803

Ben Browder made me think about Deuce

Bigelow for the first time in 20 years, so

804

shame on you for

805

Ben: Not, not just Deuce Bigelow.

806

Deuce Bigelow 2.

807

Victor: didn't know there was a sequel,

808

Xhafer: Wait, it was the sequel?

809

Ben: Bigelow 2, European Gigolo,

is the one he said he watched.

810

And I was just like, Okay, this

immediately turned me against Mitchell.

811

And he's like, Cause he's like,

I regret staying up watching

812

Deuce Bigelow, European Gigolo.

813

And I'm like, I don't like

you anymore, Mitchell.

814

And he's like, actually, I regretted

that immediately after finishing it.

815

And I'm like, okay, you

kind of got me back here.

816

I've watched a bad movie before.

817

Victor: was that the only, I

mean, he was on the planet, right?

818

Trying to stay awake, I'm

guessing, when he watched

819

Ben: No, that was, he stayed up

late the night before the mission.

820

Victor: I'm just very disappointed

that that's a real movie.

821

It was starring I looked it up on IMDB.

822

Oh, what is that

823

Ben: Rob Schneider.

824

Victor: That guy.

825

Yeah.

826

Xhafer: Raynor ne finds out that

the sleeping soldier has died.

827

Ben: One of them.

828

Ackerman

829

Xhafer: one of them.

830

Yeah, Ackerman is dead.

831

An aneurysm from the parasite

which has greatly grown in size.

832

Victor: And we all called this

one, because this is the guy who

833

introduced himself at the beginning

of the episode as part of the team.

834

You know, when they got to the

planet is like this, he had such

835

big red shirt energy going on here.

836

It's like, Hey, I'm new.

837

Xhafer: These look like

the nubbin bugs from Star

838

Ben: I thought they looked

more like the SETI eels.

839

Xhafer: Oh, that's, that's fair.

840

Yeah.

841

They're, they're pretty steady ly.

842

Ben: But this made me mad

because the parasite's dead.

843

It has gorged itself and died.

844

Victor: Does that happen?

845

Oh

846

Ben: And it's just like, well

then, what is the, the life

847

cycle of this, of this parasite?

848

How does it work if it

dies inside your head?

849

How does it make more parasites?

850

Xhafer: maybe it lives differently

in animals or something.

851

Where it has the ability

to spread that way.

852

And humans just can produce so much

melatonin that it, it doesn't work.

853

Victor: God, they just

engorge themselves to death.

854

Xhafer: Yeah, I don't know.

855

I also thought that, Ben.

856

To be perfectly honest.

857

And it was also like,

whatever, it's Stargate.

858

Victor: Yeah.

859

Xhafer: It's just like, We've already

seen them break physics enough times

860

for me to just not give a shit.

861

Victor: They're like, hey,

let's break some biology too.

862

Pfft.

863

Ben: Forget about it, Vic.

864

It's Stargate Town.

865

Xhafer: Let's see Vala is

pissed at feeling humiliated.

866

And Woolsey is waiting

for her accordingly.

867

Down in the cave, SG 1

finally sees something living.

868

And they intend to catch it.

869

Ben: It is a terrible CGI lizard.

870

Xhafer: Sure is.

871

Raynor and Caridar have more clues,

but Raynor has a heart attack.

872

Likely from all the mess.

873

Victor: same guy

874

Ben: to the best

875

Victor: like, shoveling, shoveling

powder in his face or was that the other

876

Ben: That was the other guy.

877

Victor: Oh, yeah.

878

Grimsby.

879

Xhafer: Vela flips on the shrink but her

flipping is just being herself, which is

880

all he wanted in the fucking first place.

881

Victor: Classic.

882

That's a trope.

883

I don't know the name for it, but

I know for sure that's a trope.

884

Xhafer: DJ and Carter try to

help the Doc to no avail, as

885

Mitchell and Teal'c go frogging.

886

Victor: that a popular

pastime in the Midwest?

887

Xhafer: No, it's in the South, I thought.

888

Isn't frogging a

889

Victor: Yeah, you're right.

890

That sounds like a Louisiana thing.

891

Xhafer: Yeah.

892

Ben: went a courtin and he did

893

Xhafer: Teal'c takes the lizard back

as Mitchell finally gives into a nap.

894

And then a Hazmat crew comes through

and puts DJ and Carter in suspension.

895

Teal'c beast modes his way with

the lizard out of the cave.

896

And collapses in front of it.

897

And then we just go back to SG 1,

SG Command, where everyone's fine.

898

Heh.

899

Ben: when the, the hazmat guys come in

and Carter's just like, You can't let

900

us go to sleep, there's a parasite!

901

And they're just like, Shut up,

lady, we're not listening to you.

902

And it's like, Let her, let her talk,

like, What is it with the last few

903

episodes and them not listening to women?

904

Xhafer: If it's in a couple episodes,

it's in more than a couple episodes.

905

Victor: Yeah.

906

I totally got the vibe that this I

thought it was gonna turn out that

907

these guys in hazmat suits were, like,

a fuckin hallucination or something.

908

Or a trick.

909

Or maybe

910

they were Yeah, or maybe they're Ori,

like, trying to kidnap them or something.

911

I just, I don't know, I got the

vibe that they weren't real, which I

912

was apparently totally wrong about.

913

But who knows, maybe it'll turn out in

a few episodes that they weren't real.

914

Now,

915

Xhafer: Probably not, but who knows?

916

We won't know, because we're gonna

917

skip too far ahead of this.

918

But before we get to that,

Vala officially joins the team.

919

Wolseley was faking her out the entire

920

Ben: Yep, it was it was a what is

it from Charlie and Choco Factory

921

Slughorn or whatever it is.

922

The, the fake guy who's like, hey,

sell me the, the, the secrets of Wonka.

923

And Charlie was the only

one to turn him down.

924

Xhafer: Yep.

925

Yeah, it was one of those all along.

926

And that is our episode.

927

Victor: our episode.

928

Ben: most also important here Vala

offers to take them out to dinner.

929

I'll pay.

930

And they're like, How?

931

You don't have any money?

932

And she's like, I'll use

my share of the loot!

933

And so that, I beli This is

definitive proof to me, That they

934

keep stealing shit everywhere they go!

935

Ha ha ha ha

936

Xhafer: course they keep stealing

shit, they're imperialists.

937

They steal shit from every

planet that they go to, Ben.

938

That's what this show is about.

939

Ben: Yeah, but the, this isn't, you know,

I'm not worried about, like, Grand, you

940

know, we're, we're st We're like, you

know, Worrying about mineral rights.

941

I want to imagine Dan Jax is just

like every time he comes back with

942

a bag full of Jangly, you know Stuff

and he's like what it's old books.

943

It's like still stealing

Dan Jax still stealing.

944

Victor: Yeah, they're stealing the

golden toilet seats off of the the

945

ghoul wooled restrooms and shit, so.

946

Xhafer: Believe that.

947

Alright, well, I'm gonna grab

these dice and roll here.

948

Victor: them dice!

949

Xhafer: So, we are spittin distance

from the finale, dear listener.

950

If you have not listened to one of our

other shows before, if we roll over

951

the finale, we just watch the finale.

952

The finale is a hard stop for us.

953

So, if I roll over a 16, we

will be watching the finale.

954

Otherwise, we've got one

in between now and then.

955

And that is a 21!

956

So it's finale time, baby.

957

Victor: It's finale time!

958

Xhafer: We're doing this next episode,

Season 10, Episode 20, Unending.

959

With extinction imminent, the

Asgard hand over all their

960

knowledge and technology to SG 1.

961

But not before the Ori launch

an attack, trying to intercede.

962

Victor: shit, are we gonna

get a big ass space battle?

963

It's space battle time!

964

Xhafer: It's space battle time.

965

Ben: right guys What's the over under on?

966

Is O'Neill in this episode?

967

Victor: Oh, that's one of my predictions.

968

Ben: Okay

969

Xhafer: Well, we've got to go

over some previous predictions

970

before we make our new ones here.

971

So why don't we do that real quick?

972

Victor: Let me head down to the lab.

973

I'll be right back.

974

Xhafer: Whistle going off.

975

Victor: Alright, I've got our

results right here, handed

976

to me from my lab assistant.

977

Xhafer: All right.

978

Victor: oh dammit, I

was gonna use, oh, yeah.

979

Use this instead, this is

a much better polar effect.

980

Oh, okay, anyway.

981

Alright, who had the dinner

party murder mystery episode?

982

Xhafer: That was me.

983

Victor: Holy shit, that's

apparently confirmed.

984

17 percent of the votes.

985

I'm gonna say that's

986

Ben: oh, that's awesome,

987

Xhafer: deal.

988

Victor: Yeah,

989

Xhafer: to watch that one.

990

Victor: on that one.

991

giving 50 50 on this next one,

that they find another world with

992

their own Subarugate program.

993

Only 2 votes on that one, but man,

that just seems really likely.

994

We'll circle back around to that one.

995

Xhafer: I'll put a question mark on it.

996

Victor: And goddammit, it looks like

it's confirmed that we never get to

997

see the Railguns on the Prometheus.

998

AGH!

999

Did you guys watch the, the intro?

00:39:20,906 --> 00:39:21,296

Ben: yeah

00:39:21,546 --> 00:39:23,076

Victor: pretty sure the

Prometheus was blown up.

00:39:23,411 --> 00:39:25,796

It, it showed it exploding in the intro.

00:39:26,046 --> 00:39:26,976

Pretty sure that was it.

00:39:27,226 --> 00:39:30,226

It was, it was some kind of

human spaceship exploding.

00:39:30,226 --> 00:39:31,066

So, but whatever.

00:39:31,561 --> 00:39:35,301

Xhafer: Oh did we hear back from

the gatekeeper on my planet killer?

00:39:35,706 --> 00:39:36,306

Victor: the planet killer.

00:39:36,311 --> 00:39:36,756

Yes.

00:39:37,006 --> 00:39:40,056

Xhafer: I believe that was two

points that I was waiting on.

00:39:40,306 --> 00:39:43,816

Victor: Let's see, and yeah, I think it

was actually confirmed in this episode

00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:47,476

that the, or I successfully billed a

massive Stargate that was yours, wasn't

00:39:47,481 --> 00:39:48,331

Ben: Yep, that was mine

00:39:48,581 --> 00:39:48,701

Victor: Yep.

00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:49,541

15 votes.

00:39:49,571 --> 00:39:53,081

That was the, that was the most

votes out of all of 'em this time.

00:39:53,331 --> 00:39:58,776

One vote for, for an sg one original

team member dies permanently.

00:39:58,776 --> 00:40:00,126

Looks like that does not happen.

00:40:00,376 --> 00:40:00,766

So,

00:40:00,931 --> 00:40:04,191

Xhafer: Oh, well that

changes my my predictions.

00:40:04,346 --> 00:40:08,006

Victor: yeah, I mean, it makes sense

because we've still got all of them here.

00:40:08,276 --> 00:40:11,246

You know, we don't, it could be

Dan Jackson, Carter and Teal, and

00:40:11,251 --> 00:40:13,836

we know O'Neill's still alive or.

00:40:14,086 --> 00:40:15,356

Did they reference him in this episode?

00:40:15,396 --> 00:40:16,326

They referenced him in the last episode.

00:40:17,056 --> 00:40:17,816

Even though he's not on the

00:40:18,006 --> 00:40:18,216

Ben: Yeah.

00:40:18,786 --> 00:40:19,576

Victor: I'm assuming.

00:40:19,826 --> 00:40:22,786

Also only two votes for the

show ends with the scene of

00:40:22,786 --> 00:40:24,336

Cheyenne Mountain shutting down.

00:40:24,336 --> 00:40:26,226

But I guess we'll find

out for sure next time,

00:40:26,276 --> 00:40:26,726

next week.

00:40:26,736 --> 00:40:28,386

Ben: was just, I was really

hoping we were going to get

00:40:28,386 --> 00:40:30,036

the cheers ending of, you know,

00:40:30,286 --> 00:40:30,656

Victor: Yeah.

00:40:30,701 --> 00:40:33,131

Ben: Just, why is this whole

base on one light switch?

00:40:33,381 --> 00:40:36,691

Victor: So that brings us around

to my prediction, my easy one.

00:40:37,061 --> 00:40:37,881

That was an easy one.

00:40:37,951 --> 00:40:39,271

Vala and Jonas never meet.

00:40:39,301 --> 00:40:40,041

Yeah, nine votes.

00:40:40,111 --> 00:40:41,231

That's definitely confirmed.

00:40:41,481 --> 00:40:43,411

There's a universe destroyer weapon.

00:40:43,661 --> 00:40:44,961

That one got four.

00:40:45,211 --> 00:40:47,331

Yeah, of course, there's

gotta be a universe destroyer.

00:40:47,581 --> 00:40:51,441

And unfortunately, there was

not an It's All A Dream episode.

00:40:51,691 --> 00:40:52,361

Heh heh heh.

00:40:52,841 --> 00:40:57,151

So only, let me see, so that's 1

plus 3, so only 4 points for me.

00:40:57,151 --> 00:40:59,351

That brings my total to 45!

00:40:59,381 --> 00:40:59,841

Oh shit.

00:41:00,091 --> 00:41:06,151

Xhafer: Which is also where I'm at,

pending two points from the other SG team.

00:41:06,606 --> 00:41:07,756

Victor: Oh, right, right, right.

00:41:08,236 --> 00:41:08,796

Heh heh.

00:41:09,041 --> 00:41:10,571

Xhafer: do you know your total right now?

00:41:10,821 --> 00:41:12,441

Ben: Where I'm at right now, 39?

00:41:12,691 --> 00:41:13,021

Xhafer: Okay.

00:41:13,526 --> 00:41:15,906

Victor: Alright, man, make some

good predictions, cause I, I'm, I'm

00:41:16,191 --> 00:41:20,761

Xhafer: If you get all of them right

and we get everything wrong, we all tie.

00:41:20,791 --> 00:41:24,841

Ben: I'm, I have a feeling that

some of mine are actually right.

00:41:25,181 --> 00:41:26,631

That we're gonna get some, we're gonna get

00:41:26,631 --> 00:41:26,891

some

00:41:26,891 --> 00:41:27,961

corrections here.

00:41:28,066 --> 00:41:28,646

Xhafer: Yeah, for

00:41:28,646 --> 00:41:29,076

sure.

00:41:29,171 --> 00:41:30,221

Victor: that I would

00:41:30,231 --> 00:41:33,991

Ben: I am going to be really sad if

this is why we lost out on Viper.

00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:35,731

Xhafer: There'll be

another opportunity, Ben.

00:41:35,981 --> 00:41:36,481

Victor: right,

00:41:36,791 --> 00:41:40,991

Xhafer: I have to redo my predictions,

because my predictions No, no,

00:41:40,991 --> 00:41:42,381

I know that they're all wrong!

00:41:42,671 --> 00:41:45,981

No, because my predictions were

Carter dies, Teal dies, O'Neal dies.

00:41:46,241 --> 00:41:48,811

So, if A S No!

00:41:48,901 --> 00:41:49,441

Ben: Ja'far!

00:41:49,691 --> 00:41:53,201

Xhafer: get to know this before

we make them for this reason, Ben.

00:41:53,451 --> 00:41:55,141

Ben: Oh, I always write mine down first.

00:41:55,391 --> 00:41:56,601

Xhafer: I write down some ideas.

00:41:56,641 --> 00:41:57,301

I don't commit,

00:41:57,476 --> 00:42:00,576

Ben: Okay, well, will you

write some down and deal with

00:42:00,576 --> 00:42:01,606

your fear of commitment?

00:42:01,626 --> 00:42:03,626

Victor: I Think

00:42:03,626 --> 00:42:03,856

you could

00:42:03,901 --> 00:42:05,421

Xhafer: we already have a Jonas Dies?

00:42:05,621 --> 00:42:06,041

I think so.

00:42:06,071 --> 00:42:07,771

Did someone predict Jonas dying already?

00:42:07,846 --> 00:42:08,566

Ben: I don't think so.

00:42:08,816 --> 00:42:10,126

Xhafer: Okay, I'll, I'll start there.

00:42:10,276 --> 00:42:10,626

Ben: Alright.

00:42:10,811 --> 00:42:14,491

Victor: technically do people die all

the time I I would keep him if I were

00:42:14,491 --> 00:42:18,426

you because I say there's a very good

possibility that That everyone's gonna

00:42:18,436 --> 00:42:22,716

die and some kind of alien space magic

is gonna bring everyone back to life.

00:42:22,966 --> 00:42:23,446

Xhafer: Ooh.

00:42:23,696 --> 00:42:24,136

Fuck it.

00:42:24,156 --> 00:42:25,646

I like the, I, you know what?

00:42:25,956 --> 00:42:26,816

All bravado.

00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:27,706

Victor: Yeah!

00:42:28,126 --> 00:42:30,196

Xhafer: Carter Dies,

Teal Dies, O'Neal Dies.

00:42:30,206 --> 00:42:31,046

In that order.

00:42:31,056 --> 00:42:32,316

Victor: That works in that order.

00:42:32,546 --> 00:42:34,036

Bonus points if it's in that order.

00:42:34,526 --> 00:42:35,486

Ben: Sunny dies.

00:42:35,736 --> 00:42:37,046

Victor: And somehow they all return.

00:42:37,296 --> 00:42:40,766

Ben: So my daytime Vala

does steal a bunch of loot.

00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:41,546

Victor: That's a good one.

00:42:41,876 --> 00:42:43,036

Ben: my evening prediction?

00:42:43,346 --> 00:42:47,616

We, in our watch through,

have missed two big bads.

00:42:47,866 --> 00:42:50,176

I feel like, throughout the course

of this show, there have been at

00:42:50,176 --> 00:42:54,926

least two, like, half season long

bad guys we have completely missed.

00:42:55,176 --> 00:42:56,316

Xhafer: That seems reasonable.

00:42:56,741 --> 00:42:59,011

Victor: like we don't even know the,

don't even know the name because we

00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:01,801

know, we know Anubis, Apophis, Ball

00:43:01,881 --> 00:43:02,031

Xhafer: Mm

00:43:02,096 --> 00:43:02,686

Ben: The Ori.

00:43:02,786 --> 00:43:03,086

Victor: Oh,

00:43:03,336 --> 00:43:03,656

Xhafer: Yeah.

00:43:03,906 --> 00:43:07,596

Victor: I sent a, I forgot it last

night after my conversation with the

00:43:07,596 --> 00:43:10,656

Gatekeeper, but I sent her a text

message asking about the Ball pun.

00:43:10,706 --> 00:43:11,776

I completely forgot.

00:43:12,116 --> 00:43:13,306

I dropped the ball on the Ball

00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:13,656

pun.

00:43:13,656 --> 00:43:15,766

Heh heh heh heh heh heh.

00:43:16,016 --> 00:43:21,206

Ben: And then my primetime Vala's daughter

betrays the Ori and helps save the day.

00:43:21,456 --> 00:43:25,536

Bonus point, if there is a Oh

no, we think she's dead, but

00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:27,306

she's actually okay fakeout.

00:43:27,556 --> 00:43:27,816

Victor: hmm.

00:43:28,066 --> 00:43:29,736

I could see that happening

in the finale too.

00:43:29,986 --> 00:43:30,856

Saves the day.

00:43:31,106 --> 00:43:34,816

Ben: Also, I'm gonna just go ahead and

say, Last time on, there was some kind

00:43:34,816 --> 00:43:40,576

of weird shenanigans, And we find out,

Dan Jax is Vala's Kid's mom, er dad.

00:43:40,846 --> 00:43:41,326

Victor: is the baby

00:43:41,326 --> 00:43:41,626

daddy

00:43:41,876 --> 00:43:42,216

Xhafer: Mm.

00:43:42,586 --> 00:43:44,041

Victor: I, I was thinking that as well.

00:43:44,291 --> 00:43:47,111

What was your, what was

your middle prediction, Ben?

00:43:47,356 --> 00:43:49,656

Ben: We've missed two villains.

00:43:49,716 --> 00:43:49,891

Victor: right.

00:43:49,891 --> 00:43:50,311

We missed.

00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:51,001

Missed

00:43:51,251 --> 00:43:53,521

Ben: Two large scale reoccurring villains.

00:43:53,771 --> 00:43:54,461

Victor: Big bads.

00:43:54,491 --> 00:43:55,091

Okay, cool.

00:43:55,341 --> 00:43:55,671

All right.

00:43:55,671 --> 00:43:59,091

I'm gonna say for my daytime prediction,

O'Neill returns for the finale.

00:43:59,341 --> 00:44:00,151

Ben: Ugh, yeah.

00:44:00,476 --> 00:44:05,146

Victor: My evening prediction Valla

sacrifices herself in the finale.

00:44:05,396 --> 00:44:06,176

Save everyone.

00:44:06,576 --> 00:44:09,786

And for my big primetime

prediction, Teal'c.

00:44:09,916 --> 00:44:14,216

We, we end this series with Teal'c

becoming the king of the Jaffa or, or

00:44:14,236 --> 00:44:16,666

some, or president or emperor something.

00:44:16,676 --> 00:44:17,416

He is

00:44:17,781 --> 00:44:18,941

Xhafer: President Jaffa.

00:44:19,131 --> 00:44:19,541

Ben: the Jaffa.

00:44:19,541 --> 00:44:19,931

Cake.

00:44:20,271 --> 00:44:20,481

Victor: ha.

00:44:20,731 --> 00:44:21,421

Oh, reminds me.

00:44:21,421 --> 00:44:22,371

I gotta order some for us.

00:44:22,711 --> 00:44:23,361

Some of those for us.

00:44:23,361 --> 00:44:23,451

Ha

00:44:23,901 --> 00:44:24,751

Xhafer: I found some.

00:44:24,941 --> 00:44:25,481

Victor: You did?

00:44:25,631 --> 00:44:26,081

Where'd you find

00:44:26,281 --> 00:44:26,691

Ben: Aldi.

00:44:27,771 --> 00:44:27,891

Victor: Aldi?

00:44:27,891 --> 00:44:28,671

Ha ha.

00:44:28,921 --> 00:44:29,501

Xhafer: Love it.

00:44:29,641 --> 00:44:30,131

No, there.

00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:32,021

I got some strawberry Jaffa cakes.

00:44:32,041 --> 00:44:33,241

They're delicious.

00:44:33,411 --> 00:44:34,431

Victor: make them in strawberry?

00:44:34,431 --> 00:44:35,621

I've only had the orange ones.

00:44:36,091 --> 00:44:36,361

Xhafer: Yep.

00:44:36,381 --> 00:44:37,831

I got strawberry Jaffa

00:44:37,831 --> 00:44:38,261

cakes.

00:44:38,371 --> 00:44:38,611

Victor: now.

00:44:38,651 --> 00:44:39,081

But, yeah.

00:44:39,131 --> 00:44:39,531

Ha ha.

00:44:39,791 --> 00:44:41,661

I thought they were

just straight up orange.

00:44:41,661 --> 00:44:41,971

Okay.

00:44:41,991 --> 00:44:42,361

Awesome.

00:44:42,401 --> 00:44:43,751

Well, I'm gonna go find an Aldi.

00:44:43,751 --> 00:44:45,471

Ha ha ha.

00:44:45,751 --> 00:44:46,001

Oh, wait.

00:44:46,231 --> 00:44:47,481

Aren't all the Aldis different?

00:44:47,896 --> 00:44:49,026

I don't shop at Aldi,

00:44:49,276 --> 00:44:52,506

Xhafer: No, I think Aldi's are

pretty much the same everywhere.

00:44:52,811 --> 00:44:53,421

Victor: okay, cool.

00:44:53,471 --> 00:44:54,251

Well, I'll find out.

00:44:54,501 --> 00:44:54,591

Heh

00:44:54,716 --> 00:44:55,196

Ben: okay.

00:44:55,456 --> 00:44:59,316

There are, there are two different

types of Aldi in Germany.

00:44:59,576 --> 00:45:01,296

There's North Aldi and South Aldi.

00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:07,866

Because Aldi was founded by a family

and the two brothers split it up and one

00:45:07,866 --> 00:45:10,056

runs Aldi North and one runs Aldi South.

00:45:10,456 --> 00:45:15,856

So, in Germany, there is different

Aldis, but I believe South Aldi is the

00:45:15,856 --> 00:45:18,846

person who runs all of America's Aldis.

00:45:19,006 --> 00:45:21,316

He's the one who expanded internationally.

00:45:21,566 --> 00:45:23,816

Xhafer: And North Aldi's is Trader Joe's.

00:45:24,066 --> 00:45:24,956

Ben: believe that's right.

00:45:24,996 --> 00:45:25,246

Xhafer: Yeah.

00:45:25,496 --> 00:45:25,746

Yeah.

00:45:26,041 --> 00:45:34,191

Victor: So what you're saying has been The

guy who runs the South runs Aldi Aldi's?

00:45:34,376 --> 00:45:38,026

Ben: all I know is they have

a, a Great Lagoon section.

00:45:38,276 --> 00:45:39,476

You gotta try Aldi's nuts.

00:45:39,751 --> 00:45:44,421

Hehehehehehe!

00:45:44,671 --> 00:45:47,961

Xhafer: But with that,

it's time to say thank you.

00:45:47,976 --> 00:45:48,536

Victor: Thank God.

00:45:48,786 --> 00:45:50,296

Xhafer: Thank you, RIPE.

00:45:50,546 --> 00:45:54,966

For reminding me why I do this

podcast, cause it sure ain't been.

00:45:55,216 --> 00:45:58,416

Thanks for letting us use Goon Squad as

our theme music, we really appreciate it.

00:45:58,471 --> 00:45:58,921

Victor: awesome.

00:45:59,271 --> 00:46:01,911

And thank you to everyone in the

Dominion Media Research Lab for

00:46:01,931 --> 00:46:03,801

participating in our little experiment.

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Thank you for making free

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And we will see you

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We'll

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Xhafer: We actually do

have a new 5 star review.

00:46:37,301 --> 00:46:37,741

Ben: What?

00:46:37,851 --> 00:46:38,281

Victor: We actually would.

00:46:38,716 --> 00:46:40,156

Xhafer: We do have a new 5 star review.

00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:40,781

Ben: Oooh!

00:46:41,031 --> 00:46:42,201

Xhafer: HippieGirl512.

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Victor: Oh my God.

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