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Laura and Xhafer put on their tinfoil hats. Laura gets betrayed. Xhafer isn't gonna get upset about Hutt lore. This episode covers Battlestar Galactica Season 4, Episode 9: The Hub.

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Xhafer:

Hello there and welcome to Who Are You This is a reasonably well done

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watch cast hosted by two former strangers

now friends who are currently watching

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2004's Battlestar Galactica I'm Jafare

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Laura: And I'm Laura, and I

saw what you did there, Jafer

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Xhafer: Yeah I I don't know We

haven't talked about it much

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We are listeners we are currently in

discussion about what we're going to be

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doing after Galactica No announcements

to be made at this time but we m one

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of the options that is in contention

would have us drop the sci-fi from

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the intro That's all I'll say for now

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Laura: I was, I thought I was

referring to you saying hello

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there because we both watched a

certain Star Wars property today.

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And yeah, we got to go see a Star

War, both of us on the same day.

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What are the odds?

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Xhafer: At almost the same time It

was so funny you had messaged me that

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w and w we were talking about when we

would record and just the logistics and

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you're like We just got out of the Star

War And then I like took a photo of

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me watching the trailers Not pictured

in photo Beth sitting next to me as we

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were waiting to watch the same Star War

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Laura: Yeah.

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She was texting me at the

same time, don't you worry.

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I knew she was there.

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Xhafer: Yeah I'm sure

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Laura: yeah.

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I was, I was texting you 'cause I

had a joke I really wanted to make

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and I needed to make it at someone.

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And I did find someone to make

it at because he- I didn't

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wanna … You were about to do the

movie and I didn't wanna like…

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Yeah.

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I just, I just didn't have

Jeremy Allen White as Swolla

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the Hutt on my 2026 bingo card.

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card

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Xhafer: Yeah

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Laura: Woller the hut

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Xhafer: interesting choices made in

that movie don't know d should we Do

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you wanna talk I wanna talk about the

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Laura: I do too.

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Yeah

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but

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Xhafer: I don't know that Listener

if you haven't seen Mandalorian

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and Grogu maybe a little

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Laura: Just a few minutes

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Xhafer: That movie made me

sexually confused about a hut

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Laura: I just wanna know why

the Hutts have human abs.

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Like

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Xhafer: What are those abs doing

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Laura: Yeah.

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I, I

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Xhafer: in worm body

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Laura: they, are they like, is

that the best placement of like

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muscles and stuff for a worm?

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Like, you know

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Xhafer: it's like if if it's like

your core for doing like crunches

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and stuff like wouldn't the like long

m significantly longer shape of the

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Hutts necessitate those muscles to look

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Laura: I, um,

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Xhafer: the problem is what

we're doing is we're applying

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logic and reason to a kids movie

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Laura: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

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I've, for the record, I liked it.

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I liked it.

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Xhafer: li I liked it too And also I

just wanna say this out loud all Star

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Wars movies are kids movies regardless

of your personal feelings on the

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matter except for Rogue One is not a

kids Yes go ahead Beth Fine Go ahead

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Okay So here's my thoughts on the abs

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Laura: Okay

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Xhafer: dear listener I have hijacked the

podcast So here are my thoughts on the abs

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Um he is swinging very heavy battle axes

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: need a lot of core strength for

that especially if that's what you're

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doing day in and day out Like if you're

swinging everything from your torso like

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that and you're doing all those rolls

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm

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Xhafer: yeah you're gonna use

your core strength which means

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you're gonna develop all those abs

especially the definition on the sides

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Mm-hmm

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Xhafer: carry on Bye seems like a

good time to plug the eventual return

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of C Girls Don't Look at Explosions

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Laura: Cool girls don't look at hot abs.

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Actually, we do look at hot abs.

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Xhafer: you you do look at hot

apps I mean I was looking at

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hot apps I get it it's fine

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Laura: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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At first, 'cause I, okay, I

had no, I did not know anything

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about this movie going in, right?

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I knew the two things in the

title, Mandalorian and Grogu.

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Yeah.

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And I saw as the credits are

rolling, Jeremy Allen White, and

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I was like, "What's he gonna be?"

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You know?

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Xhafer: Yeah

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Laura: And at first, 'cause I, I know that

there, the, mm, I don't know his name.

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Zeb?

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Zeb?

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Is that it?

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He's from, from the Rebels cartoon, right?

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right

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Xhafer: Correct

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Laura: Right.

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I knew that he was a preexisting

character, but I was looking at

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his like, the way he was walking,

and I was like, "He's got some like

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Jeremy Allen White swagger going,

but I don't think that's him."

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'Cause he was like a preexisting…

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I'm pretty sure they just got

the same voice from the…

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Yes.

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And so I was like, "Hmm."

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Xhafer: Bloom I think Yeah sounds right

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Laura: through the plot, I

was like, "Are they gonna make

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Jeremy Allen White a Hutt?"

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And lo and behold,

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Xhafer: Yeah He spoke so normal

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Laura: I thought that was fun

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Xhafer: I was I mean like I'm not

like gonna get upset about Hutt lore

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Laura: Yeah

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Xhafer: that's that's not what I I go

to a Star War for I go to a Star War for

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a good time this was a good time I did

enjoy the movie It did feel like there

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were a couple points where you could

have like stopped rolled credits done

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an intro theme and had another episode

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Laura: exactly

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Xhafer: felt it felt very like 45 Like

three kinda episodes kinda stapled

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together three 40-minute episodes

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: Like there were there were

definite points where it's all like

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Okay next episode Okay next episode And

that was ve I don't know if it was like

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because it's a TV show that's doing a

movie if that was something that I was

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looking for or if that was just this

was three a three-episode arc or a

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two-episode arc They made three episodes

that they took and made into a movie

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that was gonna be Season 4 of the show

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Laura: Yeah, I don't know.

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But it, it was a lot of fun.

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I, I was fine with, like,

how the Hutt talked.

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I, I saw the internet 'cause I, I

already went on the internet about

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it, and the internet's a little mad.

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And I was like, "I don't know, man.

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They told me he was supposed to have

been, like, kidnapped when he was smaller,

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and if he's been fighting for this dude

for, like, years, he doesn't pick up

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whatever stuff the Hutts are doing.

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That's normal, right?"

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I don't know.

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That's…

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It didn't bother me any

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Xhafer: I I have one complaint I

there was one thing I was really

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hopeful for to hear in this movie

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Laura: Uh-huh

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Xhafer: happen

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Laura: Aw

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Aw

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Xhafer: guess this is spoils so uh

actual spoilies for a thing that

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didn't happen that I only wanted to

happen in my head and have not talked

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about out loud and didn't see anywhere

on the internet I was really hoping

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we'd get a couple of words from Grogu

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Laura: Oh, like wordy words

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Xhafer: re There was a point in the movie

where I thought this was gonna happen

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where he was gonna say The way this

is And I was so ready for that moment

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Laura: would be cute.

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They're holding that one back.

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They're holding it in reserve

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Xhafer: That's like the

Avengers Assemble of Filoni and

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Favreau's Star Wars universe So

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Laura: Uh-huh

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Xhafer: we'll get it eventually

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Laura: yeah, yeah.

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They're holding onto that

one as long as they can, like

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Xhafer: That will be great

That'll be great when it happens

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Yeah

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Xhafer: yeah But okay Well that

was the movie Uh well I guess we

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can talk about Battlestar Galactica

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Laura: I guess we can, we can talk

about the hub instead of the hut.

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Xhafer: Ah That's right listener

We've got Battlestar Galactica

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Season 4 Episode 9 The Hub

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Laura: Indeed

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Xhafer: We start by going back

to when the base ship jumps away

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Laura: Mm-hmm

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Mm-hmm

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Xhafer: when the hybrid is plugged

in is transported to Azure Galactica

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Laura: Hmm.

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Yeah.

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Everything's a bit blue

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Xhafer: is a very azure color graded

like we had back in Season 1 on Caprica

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then on Season 2 on Cobal where we had

like Caprica Yellow and Cobal sepia and

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Laura: Yeah.

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Yeah

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Xhafer: and uh she's hanging out

with Alotia the priestess who died

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on Cobal back in Season 2 we have a

lot of these throughout the episode

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Whenever the base ship jumps Rosalyn

enters this kind of like vision space

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Laura: Yeah, interesting

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Xhafer: Yeah Um explained

really in this episode

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Laura: And she seems to

be the only one doing it.

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Nobody else is expressing any interesting

things happening to them in the jump

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Xhafer: Yeah it's kinda it's kinda

weird but it's a way to like have

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some interesting character progression

It's also a way to bring Alisha back

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Laura: Yeah, it's nice to see her.

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Uh-huh.

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And she d- really, she was like, I don't

know, a, just a sort of a plot device

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driving Roslin's visions forward before.

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But now we get to,

like, hear more from her

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Xhafer: Yeah uh Roslyn and Alosha

walk until she encounters herself in

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a hospital bed struggling to breathe

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: Wow

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Laura: like, uh, Emily

was a few episodes ago

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Xhafer: Exactly like Emily was

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Laura: Yeah.

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Mm-hmm

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Xhafer: Uh we get this to theme

where our survivor count is 39,673

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which is down one which is Pike's

death But that hasn't happened yet

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Laura: But it also did.

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Xhafer: end of the last episode Um

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Laura: Yeah

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Xhafer: it is possible that it was

some rando because we see a couple

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other people die in this episode

and we don't get an exact count

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: the count on next episode

is a variable so it's possible some

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rando died and we're not counting Pike

or we are counting Pike even though

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he hasn't died yet but died last

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Laura: 'Cause we saw his dead body

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Xhafer: count we get

next time just one less

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Laura: Okay.

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Mm-hmm

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Xhafer: We we just don't know

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Laura: Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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We're gonna get lots of hybrid

funny business here, but we're

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gonna answer a question that Laura

had in the last episode first.

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And the hybrid, one of the first

things the hybrid says when we come

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back from Theme is that the Six is

back in the stream, and I was like,

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"Oh, she's telling everyone that

Six is dead, that Natalie is dead."

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Xhafer: Yep Natalie is dead and we knows

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Laura: Yeah, yeah.

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Sharon i- immediately clocks

that it's unusual for them to…

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They, in the pre-theme, they jumped

twice really quick, in quick succession.

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So we got to see that, like, this Alosha

thing was gonna persist throughout

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the episode, 'cause it happens during

the first jump and the second jump.

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And Gaius is back here, like, "Oh,

I've connected with this hybrid.

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We have, like, a thing.

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Let me talk to it."

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Like, h- this whole episode,

he's, like, begging to be noticed.

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"Notice me, special Gaius, connected to

the one God, and also this hybrid," which

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is a mysterious mouthpiece of that thing.

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And every time that, like,

it, like, doesn't work, I'm,

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I'm just, like, chuckling.

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And this is one of the

moments it doesn't work.

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because Gaius goes down there, and he's,

like, talking at the hybrid and, like,

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yelling at the hybrid while Rosalyn is

trying to talk to others about stuff.

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Xhafer: Mm-hmm

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Laura: And uh, Sharon's telling Rosalyn

that the hybrid's panicking because

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something happened to Natalie, so

she's, like, sussed out that, hmm,

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something bad happened back in the fleet.

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And Gaius is, like, telling

the hybrid to stop jumping, and

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we think for a second that…

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'Cause it, it says something like,

"Cease command," or something.

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And we think, "Oh, f- fuck,

Gaius actually did it."

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But then she yells, "Jump again."

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Xhafer: Yeah

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Laura: It's just very good.

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Xhafer: Yeah when we jump Elosha is

talking to a dying Rosalind as they

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look on and watch the Adamas Cottle

and Starbuck look on at her dying

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Laura: Yeah.

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talks

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Xhafer: about what Rosalind

has taken and given

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Laura: Yeah.

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She, she like is kinda mean.

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She's

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Xhafer: Yeah

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Laura: she's like, "Don't

you just hate these people?"

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And Rosalyn's like a little like, "Whoa."

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And she's like, "Well, you s- clearly

don't love them either, so…"

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Ouch,

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Um, and she tells her like

point-blank, "You don't love

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people," and then they jump back.

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And at this point, Sharon's

thinking all these jumps, the,

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the hybrid's still go, mission go.

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It's trying to find the hub

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Xhafer: Helo talks to a

Sharon that is not Athena

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: Not I'm gonna use not Athena

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Laura: Not Thena?

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Okay

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Xhafer: because as we find out here that

this not Athena has copied one of Athena's

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like Athena's most recent download into

her brain has like all of the memories of

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her like relationship and love with Helo

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Laura: Yeah

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Xhafer: her but isn't her

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Laura: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And if Helo only knew about the

things that happened back in the

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fleet where Athena was feeling very

threatened by Natalie at least, but

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maybe the other Cylons all as a whole

about taking her and Helo's child

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away this, this don't look great.

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Xhafer: Wonder if this is

foreshadowing something Huh

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Laura: Eh,

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Xhafer: Huh

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Laura: don't like it, Not Athena.

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Don't like it.

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You've

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You've

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Xhafer: a

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Laura: done a big bad

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Xhafer: Yeah it's fucking Like like

obviously like this is a completely

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unrelatable scenario Like it is an

interesting question on personhood

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: That like sci-fi is uniquely

equipped to ask which is one of the

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reasons why as we've stated before we

love this genre is because you get to

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ask questions in a way that you are able

to start to think about and process in

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ways where if you were to try to make

it happen in the mundane world you would

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get so caught up in the hypotheticals

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Laura: Yeah.

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Xhafer: it'd be a waste of time

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Laura: Yeah

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Xhafer: what makes a person Are are you

the sum of your memories And in that case

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is this person substantially different

enough from Athena where she is not Athena

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Laura: Yeah

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Xhafer: Cause I mean we're talking her

her last download was when she went to

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the base star the base ship to get Hera

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not a full season ago It was

in the back half of last season

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Laura: Yeah.

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I really wonder, I don't remember

if it was explicitly stated.

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Remember when Athena was telling the

Sharons, like, "You guys suck, and you

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need to find something to stand for."

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This Sharon had to be, this,

this not Athena had to have

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been present at that, right?

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I feel like she, I feel like she was.

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I don't know that it's ever

gonna be stated in any way, but

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Xhafer: Yeah I wouldn't think

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Laura: And I, was this her, like,

attempt at like, okay, I, I, she, she

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said be better, so maybe if I just,

like, check out her download, maybe

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I'll know how to be better, you know?

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And then, oops, I've actually

committed a huge violation

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of another, another's being.

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I don't know.

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But we didn't actually talk about the

other stuff they talk about in this

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scene, which is, like, they're jumping

after the hub, but they're still a ways

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behind it, and they're, like, trying to

figure out, like, okay, when we get to

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the hub, like, what exactly do we do?

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Because the technology will be able to

detect the Vipers instantly, and they

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won't, we won't be able to sneak in.

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Xhafer: Yeah

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Laura: So they come up with this plan.

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Do they come up with the plan

here, or are they, does he just,

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does she just freak him out?

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Xhafer: th she freaks him out and I

think this is th this is the origin

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of the plan but the plan isn't really

fully explained until a couple scenes

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Laura: Yeah.

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Okay.

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We're, we're gonna do some

shenanigans in order to get close

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enough before we have to, like,

tip them off to what we're doing.

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Um, but yeah

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Xhafer: goes and talks

to Rosalyn after this

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Laura: Mm-hmm.

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He tries to give her an out.

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He, 'cause she's like sitting in the

raptor that brought her here just

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chilling out and reading a book,

reading the Seawriter Falcon, I guess.

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and he's like, "Hey, you know,

this is gonna be dangerous."

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And I think he's gonna go to, to,

"We could send this raptor back.

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We could try to send…

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Or you can wait here," or

like, you know, so- anything.

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But she's like, "Nah, i- if

we've gotta do this, I'm gonna

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see it through all the way."

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but I'm also gonna do, do the deception

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Xhafer: Yeah for sure like she's

uh she's going and registering

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the betrayal room for later

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Laura: Yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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Xhafer: uh Cavill wakes up Diana and you'd

think a naked Lucy Lawless would be enough

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to make you forget how creepy Cavill

is he goes and calls Boomer his pet ape

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Laura: He's so gross.

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Xhafer: Right

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Laura: yeah.

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Xhafer: can't focus on anything

else It's That's how gross he

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Laura: I'm confused of what he was

even doing here too, because he thought

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Deanna was dangerous for her knowledge,

and that's why he put her under.

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But now he's like, "Well, if I

wake her up and she tells them to

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stop it then it'll all be fine."

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But why would you assume that

you can get Deanna to do that?

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She's got…

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She's, she's eaten the apple

from the tree of knowledge.

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Like, she's not control worthy anymore.

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Xhafer: Yeah

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Laura: yeah, but he's, he's

been, I guess, blinded by having

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a pet Eight running around.

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and the fact that he got an Eight

to turn against her model, I guess.

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Xhafer: Yeah

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Laura: But this Eight went

through, like, some hella shit.

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Xhafer: It's true

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Laura: I think that's the reason she's

way different, is, like, her time on

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Galactica, and shooting Adama, and then

going back to Caprica and New Caprica.

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She's just, like, real messed up.

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Xhafer: yeah it's bad Uh th this is

After this we get the pilot meeting

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where both Cylon and human pilots

meet to go over the mission briefing

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Laura: yeah, it's going so well

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Xhafer: yeah

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Laura: So great

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Xhafer: So they explain the the the

plan which is like the heavy raiders

397

:

will be able to like sneak the Vipers in

so that the Vipers can blow up the FTL

398

:

instead of just the heavy raiders doing

it or something The uh It's a cool scene

399

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

400

:

Mm-hmm

401

:

Xhafer: it progresses the plot in

a meaningful way because it makes

402

:

the Silons and the humans work

together on a joint thing That's

403

:

all good I appreciate all of that

404

:

Laura: Mm-hmm

405

:

Xhafer: But the like conceit of needing

this is so dumb It's like what The the

406

:

Silons weren't gonna fire on the heavy

raiders coming in but they would have

407

:

fired on the Vipers even though they

know that the si the heavy raiders

408

:

are not on their side at this point

409

:

Laura: Yeah

410

:

Xhafer: why they need to do this just

that this is how they're going to do

411

:

Laura: Yeah

412

:

Xhafer: And meh I don't

know It's just like

413

:

It's cool I liked it

414

:

Laura: I guess maybe there's value in

like, trying to hold off as long as you

415

:

can, letting them know that the humans

have entered their private dispute.

416

:

But yeah, it, it's … We just need

to have them like have an argument

417

:

together, and the whole thing

starts off because we're gonna paint

418

:

numbers on the Cylon's ships, and

all the humans are shitty about that.

419

:

Xhafer: The humans are real shitty here

Uh mean they are the victims and they're

420

:

being f forced to work with who was

their oppressor until very very recently

421

:

So like empathy but also just like

422

:

Laura: yeah

423

:

Xhafer: there's some real not casual

racism being thrown around here

424

:

Laura: Another interesting thing that I

found in this scene was our- not Athena,

425

:

who we've already found out has had some

of Athena's memories downloaded into her.

426

:

We don't know exactly from when

but we know enough to know that

427

:

there's Helo relationship in

there, and other things possibly.

428

:

And she kinda does, like, a little

Adama speech about how we need to work

429

:

together, and it's, it is a little more

fatalistic 'cause it's like, "We're

430

:

all fucked together, guys," basically.

431

:

Xhafer: Yeah She's like You guys

trust Athena right Athena's great

432

:

she says looking like Athena

wearing a Viper pilot's uniform

433

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

434

:

Xhafer: instead of like the normal

Cylon clothes She like got changed

435

:

into her humie clothes Like

436

:

Laura: Yeah.

437

:

Yeah.

438

:

But she's, she's trying to be a

little Adama here and, and like,

439

:

"Let's, let's pull it together, guys."

440

:

But she doesn't quite have the, the

oomph of hope and resilience in it.

441

:

It's more like, "We've just…

442

:

We have to, guys.

443

:

Sorry."

444

:

Xhafer: After this Rosalyn and Gaius

bicker in front of the hybrid for

445

:

scraps of plot until it tells them

that the Deanna is back in the jumps

446

:

Laura: Yeah.

447

:

But first they have an argument

about what the hybrid means when

448

:

Rosalind brings up, like, the dream

and the opera house and stuff.

449

:

And the hybrid, one of those

little scraps the plot throws

450

:

out there is protect the child.

451

:

And Gaius insists that whatever

he's doing in the dream, he

452

:

must be protecting the child.

453

:

That must be what I'm doing.

454

:

And Rosalind's back here going like, "Mm,

it's kind of ambiguous what you're doing."

455

:

Which I mean, fair.

456

:

It's very ambiguous how I read it.

457

:

I don't know what Gaius and

Six are up to with that child.

458

:

But then the way he just starts petulantly

screaming at the hybrid after insisting,

459

:

like, he, that he's had a special

connection and stuff, and it's like,

460

:

no, you're just a ba- just a man baby.

461

:

You're just a baby man.

462

:

Xhafer: Yeah big Homelander

vibes anyone's watching the

463

:

most recent season of The Boys

464

:

Laura: Okay.

465

:

I have not watched that yet, but…

466

:

Xhafer: Yeah I

467

:

Laura: I feel like Homelander's

a questionable name, so

468

:

Xhafer: You'd be right

469

:

Laura: Okay

470

:

Xhafer: The show is many

things It is not subtle

471

:

They literally killed a

character by impaling them on

472

:

the right wing of a bald eagle

473

:

Laura: Huh.

474

:

Huh

475

:

Huh

476

:

Huh?

477

:

Xhafer: Right

478

:

Laura: Yeah.

479

:

I wonder, I wonder I wonder if

this petulant man-baby behavior is

480

:

supposed to tell me anything about Mr.

481

:

Guyas.

482

:

Xhafer: I mean he's not feeling

like Mr Nice Guy is right now

483

:

Laura: No, no.

484

:

He will later for a minute.

485

:

Xhafer: he will later for a

minute Yeah We'll we'll we'll get

486

:

there soon they jump Rosalind and

Alosha in this jump talk about the

487

:

leader's strength to save the people

488

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

489

:

Xhafer: a moral strength not a

physical strength It's something

490

:

something she can do while she's dying

491

:

Laura: Yeah

492

:

it's

493

:

Xhafer: a spiritual strength which kind of

implies that she can do it when she's dead

494

:

Laura: Yeah.

495

:

Xhafer: way

496

:

Laura: Yeah.

497

:

They have this conversation

through a platitude of the ancients

498

:

talking about the people is only as

strong as the body of its leader.

499

:

And I found it interesting the way

Rosalyn framed the question uh, she

500

:

asks back to Alosha, 'cause she says,

"So did humanity die because I died?"

501

:

And I'm like, "Oh, are you

thinking back to your…

502

:

when you got the Cylon baby

blurred, and you kind of see

503

:

yourself as having died then?"

504

:

I don't know.

505

:

Or if she's speaking, like, to the

future, but in the, in the past.

506

:

Um, but then they d- Alosha's like, "Well,

the ancients were also full of shit."

507

:

Like,

508

:

The

509

:

ancients were people, and they were wrong.

510

:

and Rosalyn says something about people

with greater sins than her, and Alosha's

511

:

like, "Oh, you're talking about Gaius."

512

:

Xhafer: Oh we gonna talk shit about Gaius

513

:

Laura: All right.

514

:

Xhafer: I came here for that

515

:

Laura: uh-huh.

516

:

But first we're gonna watch

Adama read a little bit to you.

517

:

He's gonna read some more

of that Seawriter Falcon

518

:

book, 'cause it's real sweet.

519

:

Xhafer: We catch Gaius

preaching to the centurions

520

:

Laura: Oh my God, have you accepted

your Lord and Savior, the one Cylon God?

521

:

Xhafer: He doesn't want you to be slaves

Uh not that you're slaves but oh um uh

522

:

Laura: I, I was like, I can't tell

if at this point we are just making

523

:

a reference back to the old show

and how Gaius Baltar of the original

524

:

series ha- was running around with

Lucifer and the other Battlebots.

525

:

Um, and Gaius is, like, trying to recruit

new converts of a different variety

526

:

because he wants to be the Gaius of the

old show with Battlebots behind him.

527

:

Uh, I don't know.

528

:

I was like, I can't tell if this is a,

if this is gonna be a going concern,

529

:

like we're gonna have a problem

with a bunch of Battlebots showing

530

:

up because they wanna follow Gaius

later, or we're just making a little

531

:

reference to the old show for funsies,

for, like, wink, wink, we see you.

532

:

We're still doing things that

remind you of the old show, But

533

:

interesting, and I don't think well

thought out, because Gaius knows very

534

:

little about the Battlebots, right?

535

:

He could know some from

his time on the Battlestar

536

:

Xhafer: this this bit is so

important This seems like it's

537

:

some stupid throwaway thing wait

538

:

Laura: to the battle bot?

539

:

Okay

540

:

Xhafer: the just the

preaching in general but yes

541

:

this isn't done let me put it that

542

:

Laura: No, I didn't

543

:

Xhafer: continue continue on

544

:

Laura: Yeah.

545

:

I think we're, we're stuck with preachy

Gaius till the end of the show probably.

546

:

But boy It has big, like, hmm, white

evangelical Christianity vibes in that,

547

:

like, we love to go to a place where

we don't actually really know the local

548

:

population that well or what they need

or how they think or who they are, what

549

:

their systems are, and just tell them

exactly what we think our belief system

550

:

has to offer them without knowing them.

551

:

'Cause the battle bots are probably

different than the lady bots that you

552

:

slept with, Gaius, in some fundamental

ways that could become a problem.

553

:

Ah.

554

:

Ah

555

:

Xhafer: you think that this is on-purpose

criticism of the show's Mormon roots

556

:

Laura: Oh, and yeah, they

do that a lot, don't they?

557

:

Xhafer: Yeah

558

:

Laura: Could be

559

:

Xhafer: It feels that way to me a little

like it's supposed to be not like a

560

:

shot at Glenn Larson in particular

561

:

Laura: Yeah

562

:

I

563

:

Xhafer: or an individual but more

564

:

Laura: institution, yeah.

565

:

Mm-hmm.

566

:

I, I would be entertained if

that came back to bite him in

567

:

the ass, is all I'm saying.

568

:

But also it could just be an

homage to, like, other things.

569

:

That's fine too

570

:

Xhafer: Helo tells Roslin not to betray

their Cylon allies in the same exact room

571

:

the Cylon allies both planned and canceled

a betrayal in the earlier episodes

572

:

Laura: I didn't realize

it was the same room

573

:

Xhafer: the same exact room Do you think

that's like this room's label on Teams

574

:

Laura: Hmm

575

:

Xhafer: you can check out

the betrayal room and have a

576

:

meeting hosted in the betrayal

577

:

Laura: Yeah.

578

:

Mm-hmm

579

:

Xhafer: listener I want you to

know I had considered asking for

580

:

a Teams call drop right here but I

would never do that to you I know

581

:

that's gonna give you some work PTSD

582

:

We're in the betrayal room Why

would you believe me listener

583

:

Laura: He has betrayed me.

584

:

Ugh.

585

:

Yeah, I didn't catch

that, and that's great.

586

:

I love that this room is just, it just,

it has vibes, and the vibes are bad, and

587

:

we are gonna betray people in this room.

588

:

Yeah.

589

:

Rosaline's seeming a little sick, though.

590

:

little sicky

591

:

Xhafer: sick Yeah

592

:

Pretty clear about what the plan is though

Uh Helo is gonna go grab Deanna and bring

593

:

her right here the Cylons aren't going

to have a chance to talk to her because

594

:

the final five are a human security issue

595

:

Laura: Yeah.

596

:

I mean, I don't know why anybody

thinks that this matters, like

597

:

getting, getting to Deanna first.

598

:

Unless one of you is like actually

trying, planning to kill Deanna

599

:

for good, it really doesn't

matter who talks to her first.

600

:

Xhafer: Yeah

601

:

Laura: It just, it just doesn't to me

602

:

Xhafer: Yeah I mean except

for you're portraying people

603

:

Laura: Yeah.

604

:

It's, I guess.

605

:

Xhafer: You don't rent out

the room and then not do a

606

:

Laura: It's true.

607

:

That's what it's for.

608

:

Like, if you don't use it for its

purpose, you're gonna get in trouble.

609

:

Xhafer: Natalie Six strikes me as the

type who would've noticed l Rosalind

610

:

had checked out the betrayal room

611

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

612

:

No, no.

613

:

And where the fuck is Leoben?

614

:

Where is that guy?

615

:

He's not in this episode at all.

616

:

I guess he's st- he's down in, like,

the, the Battlebot bunker talking

617

:

them all down because they were all

worked up for a betrayal, and it was

618

:

gonna be a whole thing, except for

that one that's talking to Gaius.

619

:

He's very distracted.

620

:

Xhafer: Yeah he's a real sir

not appearing in this film

621

:

Laura: Yeah.

622

:

Yeah

623

:

Xhafer: Cavil wants Deanna to call the

rebels and do peace talks that's not gonna

624

:

happen though because as he's talking

about this the base stars jumped in see

625

:

the Raiders with the Vipers pull off their

slick maneuver to get them right into the

626

:

hub Deanna kills the Cavil Boomer runs

627

:

Laura: Oh, this is so delicious though

when she kills the Cavill, because

628

:

Xhafer: She's like Oh

resurrection's gonna be turned off

629

:

Laura: Crunch.

630

:

Xhafer: Gotcha

631

:

Laura: Fuck that guy

632

:

Xhafer: She pulls out a chakra and goes

633

:

Laura: I don't know why G- Cavill

just did all this to be exceptionally

634

:

stupid and get cronched, because all

of this was a terrible plan on his part

635

:

part

636

:

Xhafer: I've got some bad news

When they say they have a plan

637

:

sometimes the plan was being stupid

638

:

Laura: Right

639

:

Xhafer: apparent already

with 11 episodes left

640

:

Laura: Yeah.

641

:

Yeah, but the, the tow plan went fine.

642

:

Like, I think, was it Celix who was

getting nervous and, like, swearing

643

:

at the Cylon pilot who was towing her?

644

:

Xhafer: C yeah C looks pretty pissy

645

:

Laura: Yeah, but the, the cables

blow and we're going in hot

646

:

Xhafer: Yep This is the

Battle of the Resurrection Hub

647

:

Laura: Did Boomer get away?

648

:

We cronched Cavill

649

:

Xhafer: status unknown

650

:

Laura: Yeah

651

:

Xhafer: Boomer ran but the ship

gets nuked in about two scenes so

652

:

Laura: I don't know.

653

:

If you told me that Boomer got away and

then was gonna show up later, I wouldn't

654

:

be surprised because she did skedaddle

655

:

Xhafer: She skedaddled

and Resurrection's dead so

656

:

Laura: Yeah.

657

:

Xhafer: you're not coming back after

658

:

Laura: You gotta get out of here

659

:

Xhafer: I feel like you

don't kill Boomer off-screen

660

:

Laura: Yeah,

661

:

Xhafer: You don't kill

Boomer permanently off-screen

662

:

Laura: Oh, man.

663

:

Yeah.

664

:

I feel like Boomer could, could go down

in a big way because, I mean, Boomer

665

:

has been with us since the beginning of

this show, and somehow, well, through

666

:

resurrection, came back after killing

Adama and getting shot by Callie.

667

:

So, like, hmm, I don't think

he killed Boomer off screen.

668

:

Might be, might be a big one.

669

:

Might be a big death

670

:

Xhafer: the Viper pilots take out

the FTL quickly Gaius continues

671

:

to preach telling the centurions

that they shouldn't be slaves

672

:

Laura: Helo

673

:

Xhafer: and not Thena get Deanna

Pike freaks out and jumps back

674

:

to the barn as he gets shot

675

:

Laura: Yeah

676

:

Xhafer: sets up them

finding that Raptor later

677

:

Laura: Yeah, he like his, his

equipment was donked up, I think.

678

:

Like, things were shorting out.

679

:

He wasn't able to do what he

needed to do, and he was like, "F-

680

:

screw you guys, I'm going home."

681

:

And somebody left the book in that Raptor.

682

:

Xhafer: Yep

683

:

Laura: Way to go, Roslyn

684

:

Xhafer: The rebel base ship takes some

big hits here and the centurion that

685

:

Gaius was preaching to gets sploded

686

:

Laura: Uh-huh.

687

:

Xhafer: of him goes into Gaius

688

:

Laura: Yes, he gets, like,

the shrapnel of this.

689

:

Uh, So you could…

690

:

I could see this being a one-off

thing, 'cause we've just exploded the

691

:

battle bot who he was preaching at.

692

:

Or maybe they have some sort of connection

and the other battle bots know what they

693

:

were talking about, and maybe they come

back and try to find Gaius, or maybe Gaius

694

:

starts seeking out the battle bots again.

695

:

But I, mm, I just really don't feel

like his motivation here is pure

696

:

in preaching to the battle bot.

697

:

He's like, "Don't be slaves."

698

:

But I kinda think he wants

them to be his slaves, right?

699

:

Xhafer: I mean hmm

700

:

Laura: Yeah

701

:

Xhafer: Yeah I am not gonna say

702

:

Laura: I'm not convinced

is all I'm saying.

703

:

I keep seeing little th- little

things, and maybe I'm just being hyper

704

:

picky of the character but I keep

seeing little things and I'm like,

705

:

"I don't think this man has changed."

706

:

Xhafer: well he has a big moment

about that in the next scene here

707

:

because Roslin saves his life

starts to dress his wounds gives him

708

:

some morpho and he is high as fuck

709

:

Laura: Yeah

710

:

Xhafer: He tells her that she needs Jeeves

711

:

uh

712

:

Laura: The

713

:

audacity.

714

:

Okay.

715

:

Xhafer: Yeah helped him with his guilt

and she's like Your guilt Your guilt

716

:

over what Gaius Your guilt over what You

wanna tell me what your guilt's about

717

:

If you were guilty about something you

718

:

Laura: You tell me.

719

:

Yeah.

720

:

talk about guilt.

721

:

We're friends.

722

:

Xhafer: We could talk about it It's okay

723

:

Laura: Yeah.

724

:

Don't even worry about it.

725

:

Xhafer: We know how it goes We got the

book of secrets It's chill Just tell

726

:

me Just tell me what's going on Just

what are you guilty about What happened

727

:

Laura: what executive

orders have you issued?

728

:

I just wanna know

729

:

Xhafer: let's let's you know yeah yeah

Just uh you know was it before that maybe

730

:

Hmm Hmm You know and he finally admits to

her that he was an unwitting accomplice

731

:

to the initial attack of the Cylons

732

:

Laura: I gave them the codes.

733

:

Xhafer: Yep

734

:

Laura: And but he, he admits to the

big secret, but in the same breath says

735

:

that, "That was the moment that saved

me, Gaius Baltar, and I am loved, me,

736

:

Gaius Baltar, because no one blames

the flood when it wipes everything out.

737

:

I'm

738

:

Xhafer: big flood

739

:

Laura: I'm just the flood, and

God loves me, and it's okay.

740

:

And you can also have the same peace,

Rosalyn, if we just pray together.

741

:

Let's pray together about it."

742

:

Xhafer: She is shaking through all

of this in such a like believable way

743

:

Laura: And uh, she is so, so shaken.

744

:

She thinks maybe it's, maybe I

should just take this bandage off.

745

:

Real talk though, Jafer, 'cause

746

:

Xhafer: about how Gaius

was doing the Christ pose

747

:

Laura: No.

748

:

Xhafer: arms fell back

749

:

Laura: I didn't, he, I'm sure he, and

he has a, he's been pierced in his side

750

:

Xhafer: yeah he pierced in the side

and everything They didn't give

751

:

us the big overhead to just like

752

:

Laura: Hammer it home.

753

:

Yeah.

754

:

Yeah.

755

:

Xhafer: but

756

:

Laura: No, the real talk I want is

about, you know, the, as she's shaking

757

:

and what, what have you, and what

leads her to contemplate doing Gaius'

758

:

murder is that she sees blood dripping

from the bandage to the floor, and so

759

:

she decides to take the bandage off.

760

:

And I was like, "Erin, that

bandage ain't doing shit anyway."

761

:

Like, 'cause he's been monologuing

for, he's been monologuing for two

762

:

minutes, and that thing is already

dripping blood on the floor, and as she

763

:

takes it off, it is completely soaked.

764

:

I was like, "I don't think she's actually

doing what she thinks she's doing.

765

:

I think it was already bad."

766

:

I don't…

767

:

Yeah.

768

:

He's just gonna die without a bandage

on instead of dying with a bandage on.

769

:

Xhafer: Yeah

770

:

Laura: Unless she can do something else,

but she's too shaken to think about that.

771

:

Xhafer: Helo and crew clear

the hub get Deanna off and then

772

:

they nuke the shit out of it

773

:

Laura: Yeah, the hub explode

774

:

Xhafer: Baltar pleads for his life as

the ship jumps And when it does Roslin

775

:

and Alosha talk about the moral weight

of judging someone unworthy of life

776

:

Laura: Yeah.

777

:

Xhafer: humanity deserves

to survive or it doesn't

778

:

Laura: She says specifically, "I think

the harder it is to recognize someone's

779

:

humanity, that's when you have to tr-

that's when it's most important to try."

780

:

Xhafer: yeah

781

:

Laura: yeah, and I feel like the

theme of either all of humanity is

782

:

worthy or none of it had been brought

up by Adama earlier in the show.

783

:

I don't…

784

:

It feels right, but I can't put a

specific finger on it, and I can't…

785

:

I'm not gonna Google it.

786

:

But I f- I feel like quite

early in the show something

787

:

was, was said to this effect.

788

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm

789

:

Laura: one of the Adamas.

790

:

Could've been Lee, but…

791

:

So, Alosh is, like, urging her

to just love someone, anyone, and

792

:

Adama happens to be right here

793

:

Xhafer: Yep

794

:

Laura: the bedside.

795

:

Oh, and I did, I cried.

796

:

I'll admit it right here, because she,

she watches herself die with Adama there,

797

:

and Adama's, like, takes his ring off

and gives it to her, and I guess maybe

798

:

this was his wedding ring from before.

799

:

Like, is he the kind of person

who never took his wedding ring

800

:

off, even after the divorce?

801

:

Xhafer: You know the answer to that is

802

:

Laura: Yeah, you're right.

803

:

And it's like, oh, he

couldn't do it until she died.

804

:

That's so sad.

805

:

Xhafer: it is

806

:

Laura: It got me.

807

:

It got me, Jafer.

808

:

And also, I came around to, like, ugh,

now Roslin does have to save Gaius.

809

:

Okay.

810

:

So, we jump back in, and uh,

Roslin's gonna do just that.

811

:

She's gonna try harder

812

:

Xhafer: Yeah She rushes to save Baltar As

Helo takes Deanna down to Rosalyn Nathena

813

:

is pretty pissed about this sudden twist

814

:

Laura: Yeah.

815

:

Yeah.

816

:

Um, she had said to Deanna as we're,

as the hub is exploding that like,

817

:

"Now we're all on the same footing

and now we can all trust each other."

818

:

And I'm just like, boy, she kind of

feels like the very naive character

819

:

who gets a little bit of knowledge

and is like, "Ah, yes, I have it now."

820

:

'Cause she's, she's downloaded

Athena's perspective and such,

821

:

and so she's like, "Ah, I get it.

822

:

Like, if I just put, if I put

these variables all here, then ah,

823

:

we're all fine now," and can't like

grasp that there are subtleties and

824

:

other things out there that like

you don't, you can't totally know.

825

:

Xhafer: Yeah

826

:

Laura: And so she's been

betrayed, but she kinda never

827

:

should have expected complete…

828

:

I don't know.

829

:

I was just like, okay.

830

:

But yeah, Helo does not wanna do this.

831

:

She knows that.

832

:

She knows that about Helo.

833

:

And yeah, Rosalyn's efforts are working.

834

:

It seems like Gaius is going to stabilize

835

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm Yeah Deanna runs to him

because you know they they were banging

836

:

Laura: Okay.

837

:

Xhafer: Uh I mean she doesn't that

was like her last memory was at the

838

:

Laura: Yeah.

839

:

How is Deanna gonna

feel about the bang bus?

840

:

Xhafer: I mean like they

were pretty open with

841

:

Laura: true.

842

:

Xhafer: I mean I don't

843

:

Laura: But Six is one

of her kind, you know?

844

:

Is she gonna feel so open?

845

:

Xhafer: gonna be racist about it

846

:

Laura: I mean, she could be, right?

847

:

Yeah.

848

:

We don't really know how seeing

the final five has changed her.

849

:

Has it made her more open to

humanity, or has it made her

850

:

more cynical about humanity?

851

:

She died real quick after we saw them,

so we really don't know, and she hasn't

852

:

had a chance to say much about that

853

:

Xhafer: Yeah

854

:

Laura: Uh, Roslin immediately

hops into asking her about the

855

:

final five Cylons in the fleet

856

:

Xhafer: Yeah she's all like I'm not gonna

fucking tell you shit until I'm safe

857

:

Laura: Well, bef

858

:

Xhafer: said the sa

859

:

Laura: first she's gonna make a

joke at Roslin's expense, but is it

860

:

is

861

:

Xhafer: Oh

862

:

Laura: a joke?

863

:

Xhafer: or is it a joke Yeah she totally

fakes Roslin out It's like Why don't

864

:

you know You're one of them she's just

like What Then it's like Gotcha bitch

865

:

Laura: Yeah.

866

:

And I was like, "Man, she can't be 'cause

she's the super secret sixth Simon."

867

:

Yeah.

868

:

No, I I found that really funny.

869

:

But yeah, Deanna is kind- she, she

sees how the cookie has crumbled and I

870

:

have to protect myself right now, and

my knowledge is incredibly valuable to

871

:

everyone, and so I'm going to hold it

and let that value just keep accumulating

872

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm

873

:

Laura: Oh, we're gonna talk

to Alosha one last time

874

:

Xhafer: Yeah Rosalind listens

to the hybrid as they jump back

875

:

Laura: Mm-hmm.

876

:

Xhafer: Maybe something is there

for her at her home Something's

877

:

waiting for her she feels it

878

:

Laura: Yeah.

879

:

Xhafer: and we cut

880

:

Laura: Oh, no, no.

881

:

I don't wanna cut back, Jafari

882

:

One of the interesting things

in this scene is Roslin accusing

883

:

Alosha of lying to her, and she's

like, "Hey, I saved Gaius, and I

884

:

didn't get to know the final five."

885

:

And Alosha says that you don't just

save a life and get celestial trumpets.

886

:

That's not how this works.

887

:

And I don't know, I just, mm,

remember episodes ago when Gaius

888

:

at least thinks that he was ready

to give up his life for a little

889

:

boy, and the little boy got saved.

890

:

The little boy did not die of encephalitis

891

:

Xhafer: Yeah

892

:

Laura: And I'm like, "Hmm, it

kind of feels like Gaius took that

893

:

moment as celestial trumpets."

894

:

And I'm so wonderful and I'm so great.

895

:

But we have a character here saying

like, "No, that's not how it works."

896

:

And I was just like, "Huh, that's

another point in the I still

897

:

don't like Gaius Baltar column."

898

:

Xhafer: don't worry there's still

points to be logged in that column

899

:

Laura: Oh, good.

900

:

Oh, great.

901

:

But yeah, um, there might be something

for you even closer than Galactica

902

:

Xhafer: Yeah they they jump back to the

rendezvous point The fleet is gone we see

903

:

Adama just lounging as the base ship makes

it over He flies over reunited with Roslin

904

:

They embrace and confess their feelings

905

:

Laura: Sort of.

906

:

Xhafer: She says I love you He says

About time which makes it feel like

907

:

he said it to her at some point but

maybe not with Adama you never know

908

:

Laura: Yeah.

909

:

No, I took it as like, yes.

910

:

I took it as the Han Solo like, "I

can't be, I can't deign to say I love

911

:

you too, but I also feel the sentiment.

912

:

So instead of saying the L

word, which is scary, I'm just

913

:

gonna express my agreement."

914

:

Xhafer: Yeah

915

:

Laura: is very dad troped.

916

:

Like, dads don't say I love you.

917

:

Xhafer: Mm-hmm

918

:

Laura: Okay, fine.

919

:

I did, I did cry a little though

920

:

Xhafer: Yeah it's a

921

:

But that's the episode

922

:

Laura: have one last important

thing written in my notes.

923

:

Xhafer: Yeah let's talk about it

924

:

Laura: It's very simple.

925

:

If Deanna doesn't fucking clock

Nikki, I'm going to lose my mind.

926

:

Xhafer: If she doesn't

clock Nikki there's a reason

927

:

Laura: Huh.

928

:

Okay

929

:

Xhafer: reason is lazy writing

that reason is they couldn't

930

:

get the kids on set that day

931

:

Laura: Yeah.

932

:

I just, I just feel like if Deanna finds

out that Tyrell had a son, whether or

933

:

not she sees Nikki, whatever, if she

finds out Tyrell had a son, like, that

934

:

should be important to her, unless

now she knows something about the

935

:

final five and it's not important at

936

:

Xhafer: assuming that she she

accurately knows the final five

937

:

Laura: Yeah.

938

:

Yeah.

939

:

Oh, fuck, Ja'far.

940

:

Xhafer: which is also TBD

941

:

Laura: yeah, good point.

942

:

Fuck.

943

:

I've been forgetting so…

944

:

I think I've forgotten it for

two fucking episodes now, Ja'far.

945

:

Something really important that

I was supposed to talk about

946

:

Xhafer: it It was like I had something

important to talk about and I forgot

947

:

We'll have to talk about it next episode

948

:

Laura: Fuck

949

:

Xhafer: Well you remembered

950

:

Laura: I did remembered.

951

:

You know what else

shouldn't be able to happen?

952

:

No, no, you're not getting out of it yet.

953

:

You're not getting out of this yet

954

:

yet

955

:

Xhafer: What's up

956

:

Laura: and six have made a pregnancy.

957

:

We are t- we were told that was

not supposed to be able to happen

958

:

Xhafer: Yep

959

:

Laura: I guess, I guess we weren't

told that it wasn't supposed to be

960

:

able to happen, but it doesn't work.

961

:

So something bad could happen to the six.

962

:

But yeah.

963

:

I was like, "Huh, are the

final five built different?

964

:

Or

965

:

Xhafer: Well

966

:

Laura: Here's a, here's a…

967

:

Can I, can I get, put

the old, old tinfoil on?

968

:

on

969

:

Xhafer: your tin get

your tinfoil out Laura

970

:

Laura: old tinfoil.

971

:

Xhafer: hats Let's do

972

:

Laura: What if there was something about

the models that aren't the f- so the,

973

:

the other seven, the significant seven,

is that what the world calls them?

974

:

Xhafer: significant seven

975

:

Laura: What if there was something

about the significant seven that the,

976

:

whoever created them, however they

were created, they were like, "Mm,

977

:

these ones shouldn't be able to breed."

978

:

"These ones, no, these ones are

like," for lack of a better word,

979

:

"like handicapped in some way.

980

:

We've, we've done something to them that

is not a good idea for them to breed."

981

:

Xhafer: are so close to

something so important

982

:

Laura: Oh, cool.

983

:

Xhafer: I'll say that give you that much

984

:

Laura: if like the final five happened

upon them, then, or, you know,

985

:

they can interbreed with humans.

986

:

We figured that out.

987

:

But we didn't want them to be able to

reproduce because they're like, eh,

988

:

they're all a little weird, right?

989

:

Everybody's a little weird.

990

:

Xhafer: the fact that Six is pregnant

with Ty Nikki exists The fact that

991

:

those two things both happened

does have certain implications

992

:

Laura: Hmm.

993

:

Okay.

994

:

I can't wait.

995

:

Xhafer: Well you won't have to wait

too long for some answers on some

996

:

of this stuff I'll say that We got

season f or oh we gotta rate this one

997

:

Laura: Oh,

998

:

Xhafer: give this one a rating

999

:

Laura: I don't know.

:

00:52:26,656 --> 00:52:28,096

It was just a lot of fun.

:

00:52:28,296 --> 00:52:29,146

I had a lot of fun.

:

00:52:29,956 --> 00:52:31,876

I'm gonna give it, like, 11 out of 12

:

00:52:32,828 --> 00:52:34,238

Xhafer: Yeah I'll give

it a I'll give it an 11

:

00:52:34,302 --> 00:52:34,682

Laura: Mm-hmm.

:

00:52:35,112 --> 00:52:35,372

Yeah

:

00:52:35,948 --> 00:52:40,934

Xhafer: All right next up season four

episode 10 Deanna holds Russell in

:

00:52:40,934 --> 00:52:42,874

hostage in order to draw out the final

:

00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:43,400

Laura: What?

:

00:52:45,492 --> 00:52:50,852

Xhafer: I I edited the shit

out of this one Uh uh you

:

00:52:50,852 --> 00:52:52,862

haven't watched this one yet I

:

00:52:52,884 --> 00:52:53,164

Laura: No.

:

00:52:53,432 --> 00:52:54,982

Xhafer: you were super

late to watch this one

:

00:52:54,994 --> 00:52:55,254

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:52:55,374 --> 00:52:56,964

I wanna watch it tonight though.

:

00:52:57,364 --> 00:52:57,564

Yeah

:

00:52:57,862 --> 00:53:01,472

Xhafer: it tonight I want you to keep

something in mind here when you watch this

:

00:53:01,690 --> 00:53:02,080

Laura: Okay, all

:

00:53:02,169 --> 00:53:02,529

Okay all

:

00:53:02,602 --> 00:53:04,722

Xhafer: was almost the se series finale

:

00:53:05,134 --> 00:53:05,724

Laura: no!

:

00:53:06,552 --> 00:53:09,132

Xhafer: This was almost the series finale

finale because of the writers strike

:

00:53:09,346 --> 00:53:09,806

Laura: Mm-hmm

:

00:53:10,222 --> 00:53:15,382

Xhafer: Edward James Olmos after the

production of the show has gone on record

:

00:53:15,462 --> 00:53:18,902

as saying that this should have been Not

like should have been like he doesn't like

:

00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:19,170

Laura: Mm-hmm

:

00:53:19,258 --> 00:53:19,818

Mm-hmm

:

00:53:19,942 --> 00:53:24,632

Xhafer: all like I wish the show was

brave enough to end with this episode

:

00:53:25,602 --> 00:53:27,482

Laura: But there's gonna

be unanswered questions

:

00:53:28,522 --> 00:53:31,962

Xhafer: Oh there's so many unanswered

questions But when you see where this

:

00:53:31,962 --> 00:53:35,982

episode ends you're gonna be like Fuck

:

00:53:36,078 --> 00:53:37,158

Laura: I'm so scared.

:

00:53:37,762 --> 00:53:43,162

Xhafer: You should be It's one of the two

Melora It's one of the two is next episode

:

00:53:45,570 --> 00:53:47,430

Laura: Are you gonna stay

up late so I can text you?

:

00:53:49,056 --> 00:53:49,976

Xhafer: Um

:

00:53:50,180 --> 00:53:51,280

Laura: you don't have to do that.

:

00:53:51,540 --> 00:53:52,682

Don't sacrifice

:

00:53:53,168 --> 00:53:54,868

Xhafer: see I I I was thinking

about playing some Slay the

:

00:53:54,868 --> 00:53:56,218

Spire too so I might stay up

:

00:53:56,322 --> 00:53:56,802

Laura: Yeah.

:

00:53:57,102 --> 00:53:57,442

I don't…

:

00:53:57,702 --> 00:54:01,292

I can still hear the little one

is awake, so I might not be able

:

00:54:01,292 --> 00:54:03,272

to start watching right away, so

:

00:54:03,334 --> 00:54:07,224

Xhafer: I did drink a CBD tea when

we started recording so we'll see

:

00:54:07,224 --> 00:54:08,474

I might not be long for the waking

:

00:54:08,544 --> 00:54:09,336

Laura: It's okay

:

00:54:10,094 --> 00:54:11,605

Xhafer: but uh you're

:

00:54:14,364 --> 00:54:16,864

You're gonna wake Aaron up if you

can't get ahold of me I'll say that

:

00:54:17,214 --> 00:54:20,864

There's no there's no way you can

watch this episode and not talk about

:

00:54:20,931 --> 00:54:24,951

Laura: Yeah, I had that problem last

night of having to just, like, info,

:

00:54:25,321 --> 00:54:30,711

you know, tinfoil theories dump at

Aaron after I finished that one, so

:

00:54:32,065 --> 00:54:33,685

Xhafer: And he's gonna

light up Spoiler Town

:

00:54:34,271 --> 00:54:34,771

Laura: yeah.

:

00:54:34,821 --> 00:54:38,191

I, I was like, "Don't worry, I'm

sure Aaron will live tweet to

:

00:54:38,191 --> 00:54:42,081

Spoiler Town all the reactions I

have and the things that I say."

:

00:54:47,092 --> 00:54:48,872

Xhafer: We need a semi-spoiler town

:

00:54:52,293 --> 00:54:54,003

Spoiler town but for Laura

:

00:54:56,147 --> 00:54:57,007

Laura: I'm so excited.

:

00:54:57,077 --> 00:54:57,707

I'm so excited.

:

00:54:57,807 --> 00:54:59,207

Okay, we can do

:

00:54:59,393 --> 00:55:00,563

Xhafer: Yeah you're so excited now

:

00:55:00,787 --> 00:55:01,237

Laura: Uh-oh.

:

00:55:01,653 --> 00:55:05,613

Xhafer: that was a fun fact I

presented earlier It will not be a

:

00:55:05,613 --> 00:55:07,373

fun fact when you finish the episode

:

00:55:08,757 --> 00:55:09,187

Laura: Okay.

:

00:55:09,742 --> 00:55:10,182

Gotcha.

:

00:55:10,306 --> 00:55:13,676

Xhafer: whatever you are thinking

it could possibly be you are wrong

:

00:55:13,786 --> 00:55:17,136

Laura: You just said you think it's the

biggest twist of the show in this episode.

:

00:55:17,136 --> 00:55:20,016

I remember if you said that on

pod, but you have said that to me

:

00:55:20,672 --> 00:55:27,769

Xhafer: I I know I've said that before

for sure is the biggest twist in the Um

:

00:55:27,989 --> 00:55:34,129

I think when uh Callie died I I called

it the third most Was was that the

:

00:55:34,317 --> 00:55:37,247

Laura: Yeah, the third most

tr- tragic or, yeah, depressing

:

00:55:38,099 --> 00:55:41,219

Xhafer: Thing that happens

this season There are people

:

00:55:41,219 --> 00:55:42,679

who will feel that this is one

:

00:55:43,309 --> 00:55:43,629

Laura: Okay

:

00:55:44,309 --> 00:55:48,949

Xhafer: There are people who will

feel this is two I'm in camp two

:

00:55:49,339 --> 00:55:49,655

Laura: Okay

:

00:55:50,659 --> 00:55:58,169

Xhafer: But we'll talk about that in

I don't even wanna say what episode

:

00:55:58,169 --> 00:56:02,049

that happens in how many episodes

because it's so shocking by its

:

00:56:02,049 --> 00:56:06,019

nature that it needs to be that

surprise You can't know it's coming

:

00:56:06,797 --> 00:56:07,077

Laura: Okay.

:

00:56:07,157 --> 00:56:07,775

All right

:

00:56:07,829 --> 00:56:12,475

Xhafer: the other one you won't get any

warning on But This one you can have a

:

00:56:12,475 --> 00:56:18,025

little just cause we can talk about how

they thought this was gonna be the series

:

00:56:18,025 --> 00:56:19,365

finale We'll probably talk about that a

:

00:56:19,807 --> 00:56:20,107

Laura: Okay

:

00:56:20,619 --> 00:56:22,289

I'll see you again soon then, I'm sure.

:

00:56:22,847 --> 00:56:26,447

Xhafer: Yeah I'll uh I'll try to get

my notes done so we can record tomorrow

:

00:56:27,097 --> 00:56:30,667

because I think it's gonna be real

important to record this one fresh

:

00:56:31,672 --> 00:56:34,602

you know what else is fresh

The hip tunes of Jeremy

:

00:56:35,030 --> 00:56:37,570

Laura: Always the freshest of beets

:

00:56:38,382 --> 00:56:41,102

Xhafer: Jeremy thanks so much for

the music We appreciate the hell

:

00:56:41,102 --> 00:56:45,062

out of it and we appreciate the hell

out of you Find more of Jeremy's

:

00:56:45,062 --> 00:56:46,282

work at jeremysiegel42.bandcamp.com

:

00:56:46,542 --> 00:56:50,282

Laura: And if you're looking for some more

cute artwork, head on over to Instagram

:

00:56:50,282 --> 00:56:52,792

where you'll find Angry Duck Time Machine

:

00:56:53,466 --> 00:56:53,846

Xhafer: Aaron

:

00:56:55,795 --> 00:57:00,345

Get out of the portrayal room You don't

need to be in there buddy You're a great

:

00:57:00,517 --> 00:57:01,337

Laura: We're all done.

:

00:57:01,697 --> 00:57:02,317

Yeah.

:

00:57:02,867 --> 00:57:07,207

And listeners, if you wanna go to other

rooms that aren't for betrayal, but

:

00:57:07,207 --> 00:57:14,517

rather for spoilers or for other podcasts

or for Star Trek or music or just

:

00:57:14,517 --> 00:57:20,377

some memes or discussing this podcast

with me, come on over to the Discord.

:

00:57:20,387 --> 00:57:24,887

There are lots of rooms which have

places for you, and very little betrayal.

:

00:57:25,037 --> 00:57:26,367

Almost no betrayal

:

00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:29,953

Xhafer: Almost no betrayal We'll

see you next week internet.

:

00:57:30,461 --> 00:57:31,221

Laura: Bye.

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