📺 From Phil's hilarious one-liners to Gloria's unforgettable threats, this Modern Family Guess the Quote showdown challenges kids and parents to identify which character said each famous line. Who knows the Dunphys, Pritchetts, and Tucker-Pritchetts best and can take the win? 😂🏆

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Kids vs Parents is produced by Vandalpop Media

Producer: Steve Koch

Editors: Ever Cunningham, Steve Koch

Cover Design: Patrick Hardy

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Chapters:

00:00 Welcome to Kids vs Parents

01:18 Kids' Questions

04:47 Parents' Questions

08:10 Bonus / Tiebreaker

09:37 Suggest a Topic

A quick quote from Modern Family to start us off.

Who says this?

You're never alone when you have books.

That's got to be Alex,

Alex Dunphy.

Correct.

Welcome back to Kids vs. Parents.

I'm Lovella.

And I'm Steve.

This is the family trivia battle where the back seat takes on the front seat.

Today,

we're playing Guess the Quote.

That's right. We have quotes from the TV series Modern Family.

and we have to guess who says each line.

This is going to be hard because they don't really say like common lines all the time.

They don't.

They don't have some common lines.

We'll see.

We'll see.

It's going to take some figuring out sometimes.

This is probably an episode for older kids out there.

We know not a lot of young kids have watched Modern Family,

but we wanted to do something for some of the older kids.

Yeah.

Younger kids, if you're listening to this,

tell mom and dad to go and do our Bluey episode

or K-pop Demon Hunters.

Oh, yeah.

That's a good one.

Yeah.

Go do K-pop Demon Hunters or Bluey.

All right.

Let's get into it.

What are we playing for today,

Lovella?

Well,

the winner makes one house rule for the day.

Ooh,

that's a good one.

Okay,

so mine will be make sure you pick up after yourself.

Oh, mine will be unlimited ice cream.

Right.

Who's going to go first in our modern family guess the quote game?

How about the parents?

We'll see how well you do.

All right, parents up first.

Love it.

All right,

quote number one.

Tell that to the cow-shaped hole in my bedroom wall.

tell that to the cow-shaped hole in my bedroom wall okay so this is man this is tough I feel

like this is is this a phil quote this is a phil dumpy quote a cow shaped hole in the bedroom wall

man i don't think i know this i'm gonna have to have a guess i'm gonna say it's phil dumpy

incorrect ah i can't believe you didn't get this it's cam oh right oh yes because he grew up on

the farm yes silly me yeah very silly you good job well done you stumped me on the first one

All right.

Second quote.

When life gives you lemonade,

make lemons.

Life will be all like, what?

Okay.

This is Phil Dunphy.

I'm pretty sure.

Correct.

Yeah.

Love it.

That's a good one.

That's right.

All right, cool.

I'm on the board finally.

One out of two.

All right.

Give me quote number three.

Quote number three.

I, I kill you.

I, I kill you as in two eyes.

As in like A-Y.

I, I kill you.

Oh,

it's got to be Gloria.

Correct.

Yes.

I, I kill you.

Yeah.

Like that.

Yeah.

All right, here we go.

Quote number four.

Belle's a princess.

She faced the beast.

She stood up to the townspeople.

What have you done?

Belle's a princess.

She faced the beast.

She stood up to the townspeople.

What have you done?

Okay,

so they're talking to,

so it's a parent talking to one of the kids, I feel.

So is it Claire?

It's going to be Claire talking to,

I'm going to even tell you who she's talking to.

Claire talking to Hayley.

Claire talking to Hayley.

You're so wrong.

Really?

It's Lily.

It's Lily.

I don't know who she's talking to.

Probably one of her dads.

Oh,

it's Lily?

Yeah, it's Lily.

Oh, that was really hard.

Well, too bad.

Well, you really think that Claire is going to be talking about a princess to Hayley?

Like Lily.

I guess not.

All right.

Yeah, I got it wrong.

Not bad though.

You got two out of four.

Okay, two out of four.

I'll take that.

I'll take that.

All right, kids.

It's your turn for Modern Family Quotes.

You're up next.

Okay, kids.

Are you ready?

Yes.

Have you been watching enough Modern Family to know?

Oh,

yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Here we go.

Quote number one.

Look at them.

A minute ago, they were babies and soon we'll all be dead.

oh i think that's claire because she's so like dark spirited or whatever you think yeah well

who's she talking about there probably her kids right yeah yeah i think it's like in the last

season when they're all like moving away or something there she's like well look at them

So I'm going to say Claire.

You are correct,

Claire.

Yes, let's go.

Nice.

All right.

Quote number two.

Success is 1% inspiration,

98% perspiration,

and 2% attention to detail.

Oh, I was going to say Claire, but you've already done a Claire quote.

So maybe it's not clear.

Maybe,

wait, what was it again?

The quote is,

success is 1% inspiration,

98% perspiration,

and 2% attention to detail.

So do you get it?

It doesn't actually add up to 100%.

Oh, I know who this is.

It must be Phil because he's kind of clueless.

He's kind of dumb.

No offense to Phil.

You got it right.

It is Phil Dunphy.

Well done.

he's my spirit animal.

What?

All right.

You pretty much are a Phil dad.

Thank you very much.

I don't know if that's a compliment or a...

Insult?

An insult.

It's kind of both.

It's kind of both.

All right.

Quote number three.

I'm pitch perfect.

I'm talking about your tone.

Oh,

okay.

But there is some clues in there.

Do you know what pitch perfect means?

Yeah, it's got something to do with singing.

Oh,

wait.

If it has something to do with singing,

it has to be Cam or Mitch.

Okay, now you have to figure out who it is.

Say it again.

I'm pitch perfect.

I'm talking about your tone.

I feel like it would be Cam because he feels that he is the best singer out of all of them.

Okay.

I'm going to say Cam.

You are correct.

Yes!

It's Cam.

Well done.

I'm three out of three.

You are.

All right, here we go.

Quote number four.

You egg my house,

I kill what you love.

Oh,

this one's a good one.

It's Gloria.

Yeah.

You egg my house, I kill what you love.

Very good.

Okay,

you got it right.

So is that a clean sweep for you?

Yep.

Four out of four for you.

All right.

I didn't get one wrong.

I didn't get them all right.

No, you got two out of four.

Okay.

I did two out of four.

All right.

That means we're going to bonus question time.

Okay.

Here we go.

How this works.

One quote.

First team to buzz in gets two bonus points,

which means I can tie it with you because I'm

only two.

Or I can beat you by so many points.

Or you can beat me by a lot.

Yeah.

If you get it right.

If you get it wrong though,

you lose points go to the other team.

All right.

Okay.

Tiebreaker bonus quote.

With great hotness comes great responsibility.

Buzz.

Buzz.

Buzz.

No, that was me.

That was me.

I definitely got in first.

That was me.

No, that was me.

I definitely got in first.

That was me.

It was a tiebreaker.

I'll let you take it.

Go ahead if you think you know it.

Because I like Modern Family more than you do.

Who introduced Modern Family to you?

Mom.

No, she didn't.

Okay.

Anyway.

Go ahead, Lovella.

Hayley Dunphy.

You are correct.

Well done,

Hayley Dunphy.

Nice work.

All right.

Well done.

Kids win this round.

Well done, Lovella.

You can watch another episode of Modern Family tonight.

Yay.

Well done.

And I also get to make one house rule.

Okay.

All right.

What's it going to be?

Maybe something with ice cream or like extra TV.

Oh,

I know.

Candy on my plate for dinner.

Okay.

Must have candy on your plate for dinner.

Right.

So vegetables and candy?

No, no vegetables.

Just candy.

Oh, vegetables get switched out for candy.

Yep.

That's the rule.

Yikes.

Okay.

That's not going to be good for your teeth.

That's for sure.

I don't care.

All right.

Thanks for playing Kids vs. Parents with us today.

If you'd like to suggest a topic, you can click the link in the show notes.

And we might feature your idea in a future episode.

Thanks for playing.

See you next time.

Bye.

Bye.