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In this episode of the podcast, Diana and Liz discuss the latest happenings in the world of Supernatural, including how Sam and Dean are revealed as Leviathan doppelgangers after robbing a bank and killing everyone inside. They talk about Bobby's attempts to kill Leviathans, using his own blood and getting information from a captive Leviathan named Chet. Sam and Dean stop for snacks and see news reports identifying them as wanted for the bank robbery. Two FBI agents investigate another bank robbery and murder, adding to the tension. The hosts discuss different approaches to dealing with dilemmas, with Diana advocating for careful planning and Liz emphasizing the importance of following your gut instinct. Action items for listeners include continuing to watch Supernatural, taking note of different strategies characters use, and reflecting on personal approaches to dealing with challenges.
What Liz says:
Diana doesn't know what Slash fiction is. There is no Slashing in the episode which makes Liz sad. Also listen in for the quiz about the locations Supernatural episodes have been in!
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Transcripts
Jerk:
Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap podcast. I'm Diana.
Bitch:
And I'm Liz.
Jerk:
And we're going to talk about slash fiction, season seven, episode six.
Bitch:
Very deceptive title.
Jerk:
That is.
Bitch:
I mean, you think like the brothers are going to bang or something, but they don't like, they don't even hint at it, right? Like there, there's nothing like
Jerk:
Not
Bitch:
homoerotic.
Jerk:
where my mind went.
Bitch:
Well, you say slash fiction. Like I automatically go to some sort of homoerotic shipping thing, but whatever.
Jerk:
Really?
Bitch:
But I mean, what, what slash fiction have you read?
Jerk:
I guess I haven't. So my brain was somewhere very different.
Liz:
Oh, you mean I should have been... It's been a while since I read any of those to you, so maybe next time.
Bitch:
th,:Jerk:
Ah!
Bitch:
So we started off with, you know, the recap to just kind of setting it. We was like, oh, like we got a Jodie recap
Jerk:
Yep.
Bitch:
in there, which always excites me.
Jerk:
We got Jodie, we've got our Leviathan, we've got shapeshifters being referenced. Interesting. We've got Chet back, that Leviathan Chet also specifically, and we are talking about Dean's secret about killing Amy.
Bitch:
Will that finally get aired?
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
Ooh,
Jerk:
Oh,
Bitch:
maybe.
Jerk:
oh, oh. All right. So we kick off this episode in a bank, Sam and Dean, and they look a little shifty. It's kind of weird.
Bitch:
Did you think they looked shifty from the beginning?
Jerk:
I don't know. I did. I was like, what is going on? Something is sus. And Dean's flirting with the teller, so that seems normal.
Bitch:
But he lies to her about her dress being pretty.
Jerk:
Because it's not pretty and it's not vintage.
Bitch:
When she says it's vintage, and one is like, there's a reason I have a tattoo that says just because it zips don't mean it fits. That's a sign because it also means because it's vintage don't
Jerk:
doesn't
Bitch:
mean it's
Jerk:
mean it
Bitch:
cute.
Jerk:
cute exactly
Bitch:
That
Jerk:
just
Bitch:
it's an ugly
Jerk:
because
Bitch:
ass dress. It's an
Jerk:
it is
Bitch:
ugly dress.
Jerk:
and it doesn't look vintage I stand by that.
Bitch:
It looks like 80s vintage or like, it's just because I have the pussy tie or whatever the fuck you call that.
Jerk:
I don't know.
Bitch:
I think it's like a pussy something tie. I don't
Jerk:
I know
Bitch:
know.
Jerk:
what you're talking
Bitch:
I swear,
Jerk:
about. I
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
know
Bitch:
swear
Jerk:
what you're talking
Bitch:
that's what
Jerk:
about.
Bitch:
that bow
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
is.
Bitch:
called.
Jerk:
It is. I just had to be a 12 year old for a minute. Sorry.
Bitch:
I know. I don't know. I'm sure there's another word behind that. I just know it has something to do with pussy.
Jerk:
I don't know. There you go.
Bitch:
This
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
an attest
Bitch:
probably
Jerk:
it always.
Bitch:
all, this is probably why the AI keeps like sending my stuff back. It's saying, I can't summarize this. It's not clean.
Jerk:
Well, as this is happening, Sam locks the doors, which is super sus, right?
Bitch:
Right.
Jerk:
Well, Dean's asking for a change for a hundred dollar bill. And then all of a sudden we notice that Sam has a really large gun in his hand. And Dean says, no, I actually want all the money. And they start both shooting at the ceiling.
Bitch:
So something hilarious about this is that, because you know, the boys normally don't use machine guns, neither
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
do Patelecki and Aquiles.
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
So this was like learning how to shoot the fake machine gun, apparently was a problem. And the blanks kept popping out of Patelecki's machine gun and burning him
Jerk:
Bite
Bitch:
in the
Jerk:
your middle
Bitch:
face,
Jerk:
face.
Bitch:
which
Jerk:
You
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
can
Bitch:
very
Jerk:
see that.
Bitch:
similar to like shells getting stuck in your bra.
Jerk:
And your cleavage. Yeah.
Bitch:
Yeah, which
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
is at least like a dude got to experience some of our brass burn, but
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
I also didn't real- I guess it makes sense. I didn't really think that the blanks would be hot, but I guess they are. Yeah.
Jerk:
Yeah, they still powder. So from what I can, what I was able to suss up, it looks like Sam is shooting a Beretta PM 12 S and Dean has an it's an SAVZ 61 Scorpion.
Bitch:
So the burrata would be a nine mil, right? And then
Jerk:
Mm
Bitch:
the,
Jerk:
hmm.
Bitch:
I don't know what the scorpion
Jerk:
The
Bitch:
would
Jerk:
scorpions
Bitch:
be.
Jerk:
actually a pistol converted into a full auto, and it's.
Bitch:
illegal. Yeah.
Jerk:
Unless you have the permit, you can get a permit for that. You can get a stamp for that, but it's fucking cool. I was like, oh, that's I was like, that looks like fun at the range. But
Bitch:
Hehehe
Jerk:
anyways, and so Sam announces reminds them all that all their money is insured, so there shouldn't be any heroes. But.
Bitch:
And when I think of it, I really kind of like, that
Jerk:
Yeah
Bitch:
made me think about that. And I was like, why do people fight at bank robberies? Like, I would just be like, okay, just
Jerk:
Well,
Bitch:
take it.
Jerk:
probably if they think someone's gonna die. I think that's
Bitch:
If
Jerk:
why.
Bitch:
someone's gonna die, but yeah, if you're just like, just take the money.
Jerk:
Well, but also he's lying because they're not
Bitch:
Oh wait,
Jerk:
after
Bitch:
no,
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
he's
Jerk:
money.
Bitch:
lying. Yeah,
Jerk:
Because they're
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
not
Bitch:
know.
Jerk:
after the money. They just shove everybody in the vault and start shooting them all.
Bitch:
They
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
do.
Jerk:
they execute everybody in the vault. And this is when you're like, like at first you're all like, maybe something happened and they need some money or they're being forced to do this. Like you're still trying to like rationalize as you're watching
Bitch:
Is this a
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
ghost
Jerk:
scene.
Bitch:
bank?
Jerk:
Like what is fucking happening? Yeah. Like are these demons? Like, I don't fucking know. And then they execute everybody there by making them stand in the vault and your mind is just fucking blown at the intro.
Bitch:
Yeah, yeah, that was pretty messed up.
Jerk:
So back to Bobby and Chet, chilling in the basement at Rufus's cabin, where Bobby is still trying to find ways to kill and or maim Leviathans.
Bitch:
You know, like you do. And he tries his own blood, nope. And then we kind of get some of like learning some of those like through the clues of what else they've tried. So they've tried rock salt, they've tried holy water. That doesn't work.
Jerk:
All the things. Yeah, he said, Sam and Dean just troll down the stairs. So as a viewer, you haven't been given any time cues. You're kind of like, okay, this is weird, right? And Bobby's telling him, I like the way he phrased this. So I'm gonna quote it as he had, the greatest hits didn't do the trick down to deep cuts and B sides.
Bitch:
It was, it was a very, very nice thing.
Jerk:
Yeah, well written line. But Dean's like points out that, hey, this spell that we can chat is going to wear off. And we're going to have to drop a car on him, like we did that other guy. And Chet's like, oh, yeah, by the way, that guy's not dead. He totally just like walked away. So that's not fun. But they do kind of get Chet to start talking now, which is good information to have. Like, how did you find us? And he's like, oh, yeah. And this is where he goes. Chet gives a nerd response about aliases.
Bitch:
he used pattern recognition software and a basic heuristic algorithm. How do you not understand what that means? That is really basic stuff.
Jerk:
I knew it. I was just
Bitch:
He
Jerk:
amused.
Bitch:
used redjacks is what he did. That's right, redjacks fuck the world. Okay, and that's nerd stuff,
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
stop there.
Jerk:
Well, apparently, though, we get kind of another piece of reveal is that it seems like there's a shared consciousness of the Leviathans to an extent, when they were inside Cass, at least, because when they were all inside Cass, they knew everything that Cass knew.
Bitch:
Right.
Jerk:
So there was a shared conscience consciousness when they were in Cass is what
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
it
Bitch:
don't
Jerk:
sounds
Bitch:
know
Jerk:
like.
Bitch:
so much as share consciousness or just anybody's
Jerk:
They were all
Bitch:
DNA
Jerk:
in there.
Bitch:
they get and they've kind of talked about this before. Anybody's DNA they get, they also get all their memories.
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
But it seems like not all or they don't really understand how to process them.
Jerk:
Right, but they were saying they got the info on the aliases from when they were all inside CAS. That's
Bitch:
Right.
Jerk:
what I was saying. That's kind of like a shared consciousness when they were all in the same person,
Bitch:
But no,
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
guess.
Bitch:
think they were all just, you know, had individual lines. They were like tagged into Cass's brain and like, so like it was like a party line, you know,
Jerk:
Oh,
Bitch:
like.
Jerk:
I don't know for some reason, I swear to you.
Bitch:
I mean, so that's like, you know, like they just jacked into they each had an ethernet that jacked into
Jerk:
Cass's
Bitch:
Cass's
Jerk:
brain.
Bitch:
brain and downloaded And made little modem noises when they jacked in Yes, yes, we are clearly masters at making sound
Jerk:
sound effects.
Bitch:
effects.
Jerk:
You're welcome. Well, chat's also not scared at all because he doesn't believe that they can kill him. And quite frankly, they should be watching the news, which is a really good suggestion at this point in time, because on the news, we find out that there's a manhunt for the previously presumed dead Sam and Dean Winchester because they killed a bunch of people at a bank. Well, well, shit. So now we got doppelgangers, evil doppelgangers.
Bitch:
Back to that. Okay.
Jerk:
Yeah. And so they're trying to figure out how they got doppelgängert and Chet's like, uh, hair from the hotel shower drain.
Bitch:
One which is gross me out because I just had to pull this hair out of my garbage disposal And I also don't understand why there was hair in my garbage disposal like were
Jerk:
Oh,
Bitch:
you washing your hair? Why
Jerk:
did they
Bitch:
there
Jerk:
wash
Bitch:
was
Jerk:
an
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
animal in there?
Bitch:
was thinking about this, like:Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
So like, I don't think it was as much in our head, right? Like
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
in:Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
we're like, yeah, whatev. So it's like, that's just like every day.
Jerk:
It's not creepy at all. So Dean's like, well, fuck this, we got to go after them. They stole our faces. Now it's personal. And Sam's like, yep, me too. Bobby's like, oh, maybe you should figure out like how we can like, I don't know, kill them or maim them or anything before
Bitch:
No
Jerk:
you
Bitch:
time,
Jerk:
go after them.
Bitch:
no time.
Jerk:
And he's like, well, fuck if you're not going to listen to me, at least go see my buddy Frank. He's a jackass and a lunatic. But he owes me one. Thanks.
Bitch:
The best friends. The best friends are jackasses and lunatics.
Jerk:
So Sam and Dean go, but these dumb shits who are being what looked for on a manhunt decide to stop at a random convenience store. Duh fuck. Anyways, and it was amused though that Dean requested his rhymes with sing songs, which is bing bongs instead of ding dongs.
Bitch:
Yep, yep. Also, you can't pay at the pump. So which is up in UK, you can't do that either. And this is the second time I've had that happening, right is like go to the pump and I stare at it. I'm like, what the fuck do I do? And like, do I have to talk to somebody and like then go inside and then they're just like, oh, no, we just turned on the pump for you. And I'm like, people just steal your gas that way. Like, don't you know that people just drive off with your gas? Like, how
Jerk:
Well...
Bitch:
dare you trust your customers? But also what amused me was that Sam goes and asks for a protein bar and he just accepts that they're kept in the back. And
Jerk:
Right.
Bitch:
like, is this code first leg? What is this code for?
Jerk:
What kind of protein bars
Bitch:
What kind
Jerk:
are you
Bitch:
of
Jerk:
looking
Bitch:
protein
Jerk:
for,
Bitch:
bar
Jerk:
sir?
Bitch:
d also again, I know this was:Jerk:
So
Bitch:
bars
Jerk:
many protein
Bitch:
as
Jerk:
bars.
Bitch:
available as we have now, but I would have been like, why are you going in the back for a protein bar?
Jerk:
Yeah, it was super sus, but except for the fact that obviously we the viewer are like, I'm like sitting here. He's like, well, he knows he are before they even showed the TV. I will say I did like the it was a really good symbology. Not really.
Bitch:
That's a good word you
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
know
Bitch:
made
Jerk:
it
Bitch:
up.
Jerk:
wasn't it wasn't really necessary
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
at
Bitch:
guess
Jerk:
all.
Bitch:
that's a I guess it
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
is
Bitch:
a real word.
Jerk:
it's a word, but
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
it wasn't necessary here. But it was a good I like the symbolism of with Dean having fucking basically a ding dong. And Sam, who's been exercising, not like, no, I mean like the snacks, but Sam, that's exercising
Bitch:
Because I'm 12.
Jerk:
wants the protein. You know what I mean? It's like, he's like, I'm going to healthy. Dean's going to eat crap. That's sugary and bad for him. And I'm going to beat my healthy protein bar cause I'm going to go for a jog tomorrow. I thought that was an interesting, like it was a nice like contrast. Anyways,
Bitch:
Hmm, Dean's
Jerk:
that's
Bitch:
Dean, though.
Jerk:
mine.
Bitch:
Yes. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Jerk:
Whoops. Oopsies. Surprise! So they bail quickly. And we cut to a scene and we've got two FBI agents at a different bank. We've got agents Morris and Valente. And they are trying to see what's happening here because it's been another robbery and murder
Bitch:
Hehehe
Jerk:
scene, basically. And they're bitching about basically how crime scene equals more paperwork. But while they're there, they get a call. about somebody spotting the Winchesters a thousand miles away. Which is surprising because they would have had to either flown or taken a quote batmobile.
Bitch:
Yes, on the Batmobile. Also, I did have the question marks in here because like at this point, like how do you even know what's real? You're just, I am questioning reality because I'm like, are these real Feds? Are these fake Feds? Is
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
don't
Bitch:
sheriff
Jerk:
trust it. You
Bitch:
real?
Jerk:
can't trust anybody.
Bitch:
You can't trust anybody, especially the Feds. So after this, baby pulls up to a house in the middle of nowhere.
Jerk:
And it looks very abandoned, but they decide just like, Oh, this is where Frank lives. Who's super lunatic. And we're just going to walk in. Cause he didn't answer the door when we knocked once. It seems reasonable. Not just stroll on in and he is there with his, uh, he startles them and turns on a lamp and he's got his franchi PA three shotgun pointed at them.
Bitch:
I'll look at her and just
Jerk:
There were
Bitch:
drop
Jerk:
some good
Bitch:
in.
Jerk:
guns
Bitch:
So dig
Jerk:
in this
Bitch:
in.
Jerk:
one,
Bitch:
Yes.
Jerk:
so, well, different stuff that we see. So I was like,
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
oh,
Bitch:
Fair.
Jerk:
and they looked, and they were very distinct. So I felt like it was worth noting.
Bitch:
Yeah, and he creepily says a spider caught some flies, which
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
nobody likes, but he does call them psycho bitch and Sundance, which we all like. And then he asked you have a teleporter, which we definitely like.
Jerk:
Yes. Oh, and then it says condolences on the doppelgangers. Which I was very tickled by.
Bitch:
Also, he wants to know who sent them the NSA or the FEEB, and I'm also calling the FEDSAT from now on the
Jerk:
Or
Bitch:
FEEB.
Jerk:
the March of Dimes, which is a real random thing to do after. But I like the Phoebus, too. That was funny. Anyway, so just really like we can tell off the bat. We're like, we don't know what to think about Frank, but we are amused. That's
Bitch:
We're
Jerk:
my
Bitch:
going to highlight Muse by Frank already.
Jerk:
that's my tank. Take on that immediately. But when they're like, no, Bobby Singer sent us and he racks the shotgun. Not a good reaction when you tell someone, oh, someone sent me.
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
Oopsies.
Bitch:
Okay, I also want to know if Diana's dog just started barking because that is one of his
Jerk:
He's
Bitch:
triggers.
Jerk:
in the other room. The door is closed. He does, yeah, he gets excited. Anyways, so Frank's annoyed that he still owes Bobby, apparently, but apparently Bobby saved his life. So what do you do? And they go to like this room. It looks like, I don't know, what is this? Like a crazy surveillance room with a bunch of monitors and network cables and whatnot.
Bitch:
The cable should be organized better. There is a bit of a rat's mess in there, which does annoy me. But, you know, he's just automatically started shredding their fake credit cards.
Jerk:
And I do, yeah, I'm shredding it all. Look, Bobby's into magic, but the government's been cloning people for years. Yeah.
Bitch:
He listens to Frank Bell! Art Bell! I don't know why I said Frank Bell, I just
Jerk:
Oh, it's
Bitch:
made
Jerk:
all right.
Bitch:
them interpret. He
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
listens to Art Bell! You know he does!
Jerk:
Speaking of Art Bell, I was watching the ugliest house in America show on HGTV, which I really enjoy sometimes.
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
Anyways,
Bitch:
because those houses are
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
ugly
Jerk:
so
Bitch:
and
Jerk:
fun.
Bitch:
I want to live in them.
Jerk:
One of the houses was in Pahrump, Nevada, and I'm like, fun fact about Pahrump, Nevada. That's where Art Bell broadcasted from. And I'm like, I wonder if they know him. I can't be
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
wonder
Jerk:
big
Bitch:
if
Jerk:
of
Bitch:
that
Jerk:
a city.
Bitch:
was
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
Art
Jerk:
mean,
Bitch:
Bell's
Jerk:
he's deceased
Bitch:
house.
Jerk:
now,
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
but it was not. It was not. It was
Bitch:
Ben.
Jerk:
built too recently. But anyway, so, yeah, it was like I was a big Art Bell fan once upon a time. Big Art Bell fan. Anyways. Back when I would like stay up late at night and listen to talk radio.
Bitch:
We didn't have a lot to do then kids, okay? Like the internet wasn't a thing. Okay, it
Jerk:
Think
Bitch:
was
Jerk:
about
Bitch:
a thing.
Jerk:
it as the early podcasting world
Bitch:
Yeah, it
Jerk:
was
Bitch:
was.
Jerk:
talk radio.
Bitch:
It really was.
Jerk:
It was.
Bitch:
So he gives him the:Jerk:
Oh, I did like it. Well, first, though, I was like, you're number two on the most wanted list. It's the quickest climb up the charts since Donna Summer. But yes, he's like, yeah, you need to you just need to go to Cuba. Just top hit. And he's like, yeah, we need to be further off the grid, but still on the board is what Dean tells him. So anyways, he doesn't like it, but he's like, whatever. You just got to get rid of your old aliases. Got to go super bland. So Tom and John Smith, cash only, change phones frequently, but not on a schedule. And.
Bitch:
because at this point people weren't triangling your location with your cellphone. But then he takes Sam's laptop.
Jerk:
Anything other than your laptop, it just starts smashing it on the table.
Bitch:
Which I think, you know, because obviously Frank's a nerd and he knows there's easy, you can actually just clean that without doing that.
Jerk:
What?
Bitch:
And then you could reuse the parts. Like, I feel like this is, this
Jerk:
What?
Bitch:
is what Frank would not be this
Jerk:
He's...
Bitch:
wasteful. I think Frank would be, would be reusing this. But
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
Sam
Jerk:
just think
Bitch:
gets,
Jerk:
he just liked the drama.
Bitch:
he does. I think he does. He was just like, watch this for a fact. Here's your new sexy encrypted laptop.
Jerk:
And by the way, that'll be $5,000 cash.
Bitch:
which makes me go, can I just give people like sexy encrypted laptops for that much?
Jerk:
I think laptops
Bitch:
Can
Jerk:
are
Bitch:
I be
Jerk:
slightly
Bitch:
the new?
Jerk:
cheaper than back then, but I don't know.
Bitch:
But yeah, what do I just tell people it's safe from the government?
Jerk:
Well, then you'll probably just say that. Yeah. So, yeah. And then they take new ID pictures. But in the meantime, Bobby is still trying to kill Chet.
Bitch:
And Chet is just getting mouthier and mouthier.
Jerk:
He's getting very sassy. I do like Bobby's like, you can bleed, you can die.
Bitch:
I'm sorry.
Jerk:
OK. And but in the chest, getting really mean. And that finally gets Bobby to kind of snap and he chops.
Bitch:
Why did we wait until now to try chopping off the head?
Jerk:
I don't know. I was wondering that too. I'm like, that seems like one of the classics, right?
Bitch:
It is a classic, it's how you kill a vampire.
Jerk:
Out their head. Duh. So it's
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
a weird
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
that they
Bitch:
all of
Jerk:
waited.
Bitch:
a sudden now they feel afraid of getting this close. Like I have been watching you guys chop off vampires heads with machetes for seven seasons. All of a sudden you're afraid to chop off something's head.
Jerk:
weird. So, well, back at Frank's, he's got passports and a map with all the towns that have been hit by the doppelgangers, but he doesn't know what the pattern is yet. He says it seems random. But he drops them a little tip from a pro. There's no such thing as a random series of robbery murders by our evil twins.
Bitch:
which would seem like a very good segue for lore right there where Liz would go into actually yes there are
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
plenty and no that's not happening this time we talked we've talked about evil twins already okay
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
but he does also to sell them get some uppers and look some more
Jerk:
I'm like, oh my God, Frank is amazing. I want to hang with Frank. Not really.
Bitch:
Frank should be my, you have hung out with Frank, I'm pretty sure you're.
Jerk:
probably have. Yeah, fair. So he's like, Yeah, but you know, what's going on with the you know, obviously, the evil twins want to be on camera. So we're gonna have to lay low. They figure out so he's like, you should. I love life and it's infinite mysteries. But you want to be dumb. That's fine. But you got to ditch baby. It's Frank's
Bitch:
Oh, I would love Frank's hot takes man, like seems great. But also yes, Dean is finally told that baby is a is conspicuous.
Jerk:
What? Oh, shocking
Bitch:
Ah!
Jerk:
information. Oh my gosh.
Bitch:
You can't drive around in a classic car and have people not notice you.
Jerk:
No, you don't blend in. Oh, anyways, back at back at where Bobby's at. I think he's saying Bobby's. It's not really his roof. It's his cabin.
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
I guess
Bitch:
Rufus'
Jerk:
it's Bobby's
Bitch:
cabin.
Jerk:
now. I don't
Bitch:
I just
Jerk:
know.
Bitch:
call it the cabin,
Jerk:
OK.
Bitch:
the cabin.
Jerk:
The cabin and he gets a knock at the door. And who's there?
Bitch:
It's Jodi!
Jerk:
Yay!
Bitch:
It's Jodi, which sounds like the start of her life theme song. It's Jodi. And she has brought beer and food, because she's the best.
Jerk:
Yes. And, uh, yeah. So he's like, he warns her that he's got one of the big mouths downstairs. She's like, okay, so I'll stay
Bitch:
So,
Jerk:
upstairs.
Bitch:
you know, he asked her how he found her. She found him and she's like, I'm a cop. And then
Jerk:
What?
Bitch:
I'm like, well, this isn't that great of a hiding
Jerk:
Right?
Bitch:
place. It's a sheriff from Sioux Falls can fight you.
Jerk:
very good point. I was kind of, I kind of thought it too. That's funny. But she's like, look, I just want to thank you for like saving me from the hospital. So I'm going to make you some food or how are you doing? Your house burned down and it's fucked. So why don't you let me be nice to you? I'm
Bitch:
She's
Jerk:
like,
Bitch:
basically
Jerk:
make
Bitch:
prodding
Jerk:
you food.
Bitch:
him to share feels. And he is like, I don't want to share my feels. I'm a man or whatever, Bobby. I'm Bobby Singer.
Jerk:
but I'll eat what you cook for me and let you clean. Let's be volunteers. That's our idea.
Bitch:
I know, but I'm also like, y'all, y'all get a woman sheriff and this is you send her to Bobby's house
Jerk:
Well,
Bitch:
to
Jerk:
because
Bitch:
cook
Jerk:
she
Bitch:
and
Jerk:
wants
Bitch:
clean.
Jerk:
to flirt with him and take care of him. So it's OK. No one asked her to or made her. She wanted to do this as her show of appreciation and kindness.
Bitch:
That's that. Okay. All right. We're just gonna leave that there. I'm as a beard food. Okay, so
Jerk:
Well,
Bitch:
but downstairs,
Jerk:
yeah, downstairs.
Bitch:
Bobby finds that Chet's head is okay. And this is where I'm kind of confused. They don't really clear
Jerk:
very
Bitch:
it up here.
Jerk:
confused.
Bitch:
Does the head reattach itself?
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
Or does it grow back?
Jerk:
every attached.
Bitch:
So basically,
Jerk:
Because it's like.
Bitch:
then the head is like, Okay, you
Jerk:
It like
Bitch:
can't see
Jerk:
slithers,
Bitch:
my hand if you're
Jerk:
it
Bitch:
not
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slithered,
Bitch:
watching
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
the
Jerk:
head
Bitch:
video.
Jerk:
like slithering
Bitch:
The head
Jerk:
on the floor.
Bitch:
like, well, it can't like, does it slip? They
Jerk:
Just
Bitch:
would have
Jerk:
use this,
Bitch:
to like
Jerk:
use his
Bitch:
bounce.
Jerk:
mouth, use his mouth like inchworming
Bitch:
Like, yeah,
Jerk:
with its mouth, inchworming with its jaw.
Bitch:
how does the head without feet or like maybe like it grows like can it grow little feet?
Jerk:
Ugh, now that's creepier.
Bitch:
Which is worse than somehow
Jerk:
That's way worse.
Bitch:
worse.
Jerk:
That's way worse.
Bitch:
I don't
Jerk:
Does that
Bitch:
know.
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
I think
Jerk:
little
Bitch:
that
Jerk:
neck muscles like roll around?
Bitch:
Well, I think yeah, the teeth, like to me, that freaks me out more because I don't like the idea of teeth and wood. Like, well, that sounds like so I don't know, I'd rather have the head grow little feet.
Jerk:
No!
Bitch:
They'd be cute,
Jerk:
Or does
Bitch:
cute
Jerk:
it just
Bitch:
little
Jerk:
or
Bitch:
feet.
Jerk:
can it just like, is it like some telekinesis shit? It just like summons the head because it's long, like magnetic, like goes back to its place.
Bitch:
I don't know. There's many questions I have about this head that
Jerk:
Not
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
many
Bitch:
reattaches
Jerk:
answers.
Bitch:
itself.
Jerk:
But Bobby
Bitch:
No
Jerk:
cuts it off again anyways.
Bitch:
Yep, yep sure does and then we get to opposite baby
Jerk:
Opposite baby. Yeah, I do not get the specs on this vehicle. I'm not gonna lie, because I didn't think it was worthwhile.
Bitch:
It was not,
Jerk:
Ha
Bitch:
but
Jerk:
ha ha.
Bitch:
I will say one thing in here about, so the My Little Pony or pony, whatever it is that's hanging
Jerk:
It's a
Bitch:
from,
Jerk:
it looks like My Little Pony to
Bitch:
yeah,
Jerk:
me.
Bitch:
I thought it was
Jerk:
Pegasus
Bitch:
My Little Pony.
Jerk:
My Little Pony.
Bitch:
They didn't say in the companion book what it was, but apparently it was supposed, the thing was just supposed to be Ackles grabbing it and throwing it in the back seat, but like I guess it got stuck, so he like pulled out a knife and then chopped it off and then threw it in the back, so like it made it even funnier and.
Jerk:
this way.
Bitch:
Yeah, it was good. But I would have left the pony. I
Jerk:
Same. Yeah.
Bitch:
do
Jerk:
You
Bitch:
have a pony on my dashboard.
Jerk:
do.
Bitch:
It just happens to be a skeleton pony that Diana gave me. But whatever, it's a pony.
Jerk:
It's a pony. Yeah, and this is in there. This station wagon is pretty sad. And Dean's so mad about leaving baby behind
Bitch:
Is it a
Jerk:
that.
Bitch:
station wagon or a hatchback?
Jerk:
Oh, that's kind of it was a small station wagon like
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
when
Bitch:
okay.
Jerk:
they were like they were they were small. He's so mad about baby being on lockdown that he quotes dirty dancing. And Sam calls him out on it. But he says Swayze always gets a pass. I was
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
tickled.
Bitch:
well, but he also calls a car a caboodle. And now I want a car that's a caboodle or maybe
Jerk:
I don't know.
Bitch:
just a caboodle or to keep saying the word caboodle. But
Jerk:
It is
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
a
Bitch:
mean,
Jerk:
good word.
Bitch:
But the idea of a car, if you were not
Jerk:
be
Bitch:
a
Jerk:
very
Bitch:
girl
Jerk:
useful.
Bitch:
in the 80s, the caboodle was a makeup case that one was expensive and you could only get them like when your parents really loved you. This may explain a lot of things. Or you can get the generic knockoff one when your parents love you less or they're cheap bastards. But anyways, it was like this compartmental thing that was the take of a train case, I guess, but it was like the best storage kit for makeup ever.
Jerk:
I'm not going to lie, you know, my current one that I use, which looks just like a black kind of train case and it opens and then you've got the drawers that are like the
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
little shelves that pop out. It is actually Kaboodle brand. It
Bitch:
I'm
Jerk:
still
Bitch:
so
Jerk:
exists.
Bitch:
glad they're still around. I'm so,
Jerk:
Still exists.
Bitch:
way to go. Yay, Kaboodle
Jerk:
Hey Kaboodle.
Bitch:
for surviving everything. Ugh.
Jerk:
Well, then we turn on the radio and all out of love by Air Supply is playing and we get a very funny scene. between Sam and Dean at this point, because Dean is trying to hide that he is lip syncing to this, and Sam is
Bitch:
Well, cause
Jerk:
definitely
Bitch:
Sam offers
Jerk:
side
Bitch:
to turn
Jerk:
eyeing
Bitch:
it
Jerk:
him.
Bitch:
off. He's like, I'm going to help you out and put on some radio and turns it on. And he's like, Oh no, I'll turn it off.
Jerk:
because Dean wants to sing along.
Bitch:
Kisses out of love, still lost without you. And you can find, so in this version, he mouses. But, and I sent you the YouTube link for it, but
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
it exists on the DVD and now on YouTube of Jensen Ackles actually singing the entire song. And it's Chef's Kiss brilliant.
Jerk:
Awesome. Well, in the meantime, Sam is trying not watch Dean until he finally just has to turn the radio off. But he's looking at the map and he's figures out the pattern. What is the diff, what is, what connects all these places? It is all of the jobs they've done in order since Sam left Stanford.
Bitch:
Which
Jerk:
So next,
Bitch:
is insane.
Jerk:
yeah. So next up is St. Louis.
Bitch:
But what's even more insane about it is that he actually remembers like where they have been in
Jerk:
In order
Bitch:
or I
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
honest
Jerk:
what city it occurred in and what monster it's a lot
Bitch:
I could not even tell you what cities I was in last year. I honestly couldn't. I can barely tell you the countries. But you know, now we're gonna see how well Diana remembers what cities the boys were in.
Jerk:
God damn it.
Bitch:
In this quiz, I am calling on the road so far. You see what I did there?
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
Yeah, I was going to talk about arrests for mistaken identities, and then I just get really mad at the justice system. So I decided to punish Diana instead. So.
Jerk:
I love how that works. Damn.
Bitch:
I don't know, like...
Jerk:
So wait, so wait, I get punished because you're mad at the justice system? I don't know how this works.
Bitch:
Like the justice system. Oh, bum, bum.
Jerk:
Ah.
Bitch:
All right, so your first question, and it makes sense. What did they fight in St. Louis? And I'll give you multiple choice, not gonna be that mean. All right, so what did they fight? Okay, well, I will tell you this. I will, let me see if you can get it without multiple choice, and I'll give you a hint. The episode was named Skin.
Jerk:
Oh, it's going to walk by them.
Bitch:
Yeah, it was a shapeshifter.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
That was that was our first that was also where we get like Dean, like, I think that's his first time is being double-gagged like that. All right. So yeah, you got your first one. All
Jerk:
Woo,
Bitch:
right. So
Jerk:
all
Bitch:
you're
Jerk:
right.
Bitch:
already there. All right. So
Jerk:
Shit.
Bitch:
second question, also in season one. The first time the boys go to Texas and they go to Richardson, Texas is in Episode 17 Hell House.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
The house is not haunted by a ghost. But it's haunted by what? Is it a vampire, a tulpa, a demon, or an okami?
Jerk:
not a vampire. I remember the episode and I'm reading mad because that's not Richardson.
Bitch:
Hehehehehe
Jerk:
What was the other two? Not vampire. What was the other two options?
Bitch:
You had Tulpa, Demon, and Okami.
Jerk:
It's not vampire or demon, it's either Tulpa or Okami. I think I'm gonna say it.
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
Damn it.
Bitch:
not
Jerk:
I was
Bitch:
a topa.
Jerk:
torn.
Bitch:
It's not a topa. But it is a topa.
Jerk:
Let's hope.
Bitch:
And for those of you who don't remember, topas are things that we, we basically some p enough people believe in something to manifest it.
Jerk:
Yes. Damn
Bitch:
You know,
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
like the
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
original,
Jerk:
a good one.
Bitch:
I guess the original
Jerk:
Wow.
Bitch:
fake
Jerk:
Ha,
Bitch:
news. I don't know. All
Jerk:
ha, ha.
Bitch:
right. Question, question number three and the round of places that Liz has lived in and hated. It's probably me, not the city. In season two, no exit, Dean, Sam and Joe find themselves facing the ghost of H.H. Holmes and what city? I will give you multiple choice if you can't just guess, not just
Jerk:
Well,
Bitch:
guess.
Jerk:
I'm thinking about I'm thinking about what
Bitch:
Yes.
Jerk:
cities you hate.
Bitch:
There's a lot. Liz hates
Jerk:
That's why
Bitch:
a lot
Jerk:
I was
Bitch:
of
Jerk:
like.
Bitch:
city. Shit. That doesn't narrow it down. All right. So, uh, these are all cities I have lived in. My, my feelings for them remain, uh, benign. I don't know. Mutual. All right. So a San Antonio B Sarasota, Florida, C New York, New York, or D Philadelphia PA.
Jerk:
Oh, that's a tough one then.
Bitch:
H.H. Holmes was, was murdering people in what city?
Jerk:
I was in
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
Philadelphia.
Bitch:
one of the cities. Yeah, it was Philadelphia. You're right.
Jerk:
That's what I wanted to say before you even gave me them, but I hesitated.
Bitch:
Honestly, it's a city that I hate on the most. And say,
Jerk:
That's
Bitch:
hey,
Jerk:
what I thought.
Bitch:
I said, it's a city I hate
Jerk:
I know that.
Bitch:
on the
Jerk:
I hit
Bitch:
most.
Jerk:
on the
Bitch:
Okay,
Jerk:
most,
Bitch:
okay.
Jerk:
yes.
Bitch:
I said, again, me, not the city.
Jerk:
All right.
Bitch:
All right, here's question number four. Also in season two, the last time Sam and Dean were accused of robbing a, this was a case, the last time Sam and Dean were accused of robbing a bank
Jerk:
Oh.
Bitch:
when the Shaggy defense could have been used was in what Wisconsin city? Was it in A, Beaver Dam, B, Milwaukee, C, Green Bay, or D, Madison?
Jerk:
Madison?
Bitch:
No, it was Milwaukee. All right. It was the first one. I also just wanted to say Beaver Dam that is an actual city. That's fucking hilarious. I want to go to Beaver Dam, Wisconsin.
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
All right. That was the one also with Ronald. Yeah,
Jerk:
Uh-huh, I know.
Bitch:
yeah,
Jerk:
I was picturing poor Ronald's
Bitch:
yeah.
Jerk:
death again. It was sad.
Bitch:
Yeah. The way he was kind of our original Frank, right. But
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
the Frank that was wrong.
Jerk:
Well, yeah,
Bitch:
Frank
Jerk:
but.
Bitch:
got this Frank Devereux got it right. We're wrong. Got it wrong. All right. All right, so still in season two, but we're at the end of it. So in All Hell Breaks Loose, that was episode 21 and 22, we learned that there is a devil's gate in what state. We just talked about the state. like in the last question. You cannot remember what we said like a minute ago. I actually have it in my notes because I knew you would forget.
Jerk:
Wisconsin?
Bitch:
Yes, it's Wisconsin.
Jerk:
It took me a really long time to get there.
Bitch:
But I kind of like my crystal ball.
Jerk:
Wow.
Bitch:
We'll just chalk, we'll chalk that up to
Jerk:
For the
Bitch:
the-
Jerk:
record, I don't smoke weed. I'm just saying.
Bitch:
I know you don't, that's what makes this even funnier. I honestly just think it's a human thing, right? Like
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
we will forget stuff like immediately after now, I guess, or something.
Jerk:
That's hilarious. Yes.
Bitch:
Yeah, yeah, all right. So number six. Okay, let's jump ahead to season four. But in season four, episode one, Dean is raised from perdition in
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
what Illinois town?
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
Kent is the name of a car.
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
They make firebirds.
Jerk:
Oh, Pontiac.
Bitch:
I was like, how many car hints do I have to give?
Jerk:
Nothing.
Bitch:
I don't even have that in my notes. That was off the top of my head, people. That is how knowledgeable
Jerk:
Good
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
job.
Bitch:
am about some cars. Okay.
Jerk:
I was somewhere way off. I don't even know where my brain is. We're not recording on our normal day. I'm gonna blame that because my
Bitch:
Sure.
Jerk:
brain is. Sure, sure, I'll
Bitch:
Sure,
Jerk:
say that.
Bitch:
let's play that.
Jerk:
Sure, I need something to blame.
Bitch:
You're
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
not
Jerk:
fine.
Bitch:
even drinking.
Jerk:
I know, I'm drinking decaf iced coffee.
Bitch:
All right. All right. So, okay. Question number
Jerk:
I'm
Bitch:
seven.
Jerk:
sorry.
Bitch:
Still in season four, episode 22, Lucifer rising,
Jerk:
Mmm.
Bitch:
we see that Chuck Shirley slash Carver Edlund's address, his mailing address is P.O. Box 613 and what town in Ohio? Is it Carverland, Mannersville, Kripke's Hollow, or Singerburg? And all of you who know this show see what I did there. I just put all the
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
director's names. and then made them up with towns. Some smart
Jerk:
One more
Bitch:
person.
Jerk:
time.
Bitch:
AI didn't even do that, I did that. Okay, so Carverland,
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
Mannersville, Kripke's Hollow, or Singerburg.
Jerk:
And I don't think I'm right. Crypties, crypties hollow.
Bitch:
You are correct!
Jerk:
Oh
Bitch:
That
Jerk:
yes.
Bitch:
is actually it. And then
Jerk:
Okay.
Bitch:
it comes up a few times in there, obviously. There is a theory that the holo comes from Stars Hollow from Gilmore Girls, which
Jerk:
Mmm, yeah.
Bitch:
Pat of Black 8 was in his team. And obviously Kripke is Eric Kripke, but no, Ami, that on my left.
Jerk:
We haven't seen Chuck in a while. Anyways, go ahead.
Bitch:
We haven't, we haven't seen him in a while. What is, you know, a podcast nemesis for Rob Benedict up to in season seven? We don't know. All right, number eight. In the season five finale, Michael slash Adam and Lucifer slash Sam battle it out where? Do they battle it out in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, Detroit, Michigan, Lawrence, Kansas, or Cripke's Hollow, Ohio?
Jerk:
Lawrence, Kansas.
Bitch:
That is correct.
Jerk:
BOOM
Bitch:
Although technically it's Stull, Kansas, because Stull Cemetery is right outside of it, but Lawrence is close enough.
Jerk:
Okay. Yeah.
Bitch:
Okay, number nine engine number nine. In season six, Dean, Ben and Lisa have to move from their home in Cicero, Indiana after being attacked by what? Do they get attacked by shapeshifters, gen, angels or demons?
Jerk:
in.
Bitch:
Another one right off the bat. All
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
right.
Jerk:
promise I watch the show even though my mind goes blank sometimes.
Bitch:
And finally, for your last question, what city were we in last week? And the episode was shut up, Dr. Phil. You can't look at your nose, you fucking teeter!
Jerk:
It was somewhere like in Ohio or something. I don't remember. No, Iowa.
Bitch:
It was prosperity.
Jerk:
That's right. Damn it. And they talk about
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
I put prosperity Illinois, but I think it was prosperity Indiana. I don't even,
Jerk:
Hahaha.
Bitch:
I feel like, I feel like Indiana sounds right, but my notes say prosperity Illinois. Who knows?
Jerk:
Yeah, who knows, who
Bitch:
But that's
Jerk:
knows.
Bitch:
just the whole point of the,
Jerk:
Indiana
Bitch:
how the,
Jerk:
was correct by the way. Boom.
Bitch:
okay. So my, my instincts are right. My typing was wrong. Um, yeah, but that's just also just how absurd it is that, I mean, Sam can remember. what city they were in, like in order.
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
And then like even in order, and I'm not sure if it's a timeline thing, like that timeline doesn't match up with what the super like the out or the episode leg within the episode. I forget what town comes next with that. That episode, like the St. Louis episode skin isn't to like episode six.
Jerk:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Bitch:
And the last one he started off was like episode four or something like there was
Jerk:
Interesting.
Bitch:
like some skips in there. So
Jerk:
But
Bitch:
out
Jerk:
it looks
Bitch:
of the
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
time.
Jerk:
they had more things circled on the map than they had really talked about too. I thought like they like
Bitch:
Oh,
Jerk:
three
Bitch:
so
Jerk:
so
Bitch:
maybe
Jerk:
I think
Bitch:
like...
Jerk:
they just kind of like they didn't like cover them all.
Bitch:
So they've just been, okay,
Jerk:
next on
Bitch:
I will
Jerk:
a spree.
Bitch:
buy that too. I will buy that too.
Jerk:
Well, so now they are on to St. Louis.
Bitch:
Oh, St. Louis. And Dean is very excited about Conner's Diner and their burger.
Jerk:
Exactly. So we cut to a scene where we see Dean, or is it, eating,
Bitch:
Is it? I don't know anymore.
Jerk:
eating a burger at Connors. And we realized very quickly that this is definitely evil doppelganger Dean because he starts talking shit about how much they, meaning himself, like burgers. And that they think it's almost as good as sex. So that's something to learn about Dean. That's how much he likes burgers. But
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
fake
Bitch:
mean,
Jerk:
Dean thinks it's
Bitch:
have
Jerk:
disgusting.
Bitch:
you had a good burger? Like...
Jerk:
I'm not disagreeing. I'm just saying that fake, like evil doppelganger Dean thinks that it's disgusting. But evil doppelganger Sam has a salad in front of him. He shoves it away and calls it dead plants with creamy goo. It's like eating self-righteousness. That was very.
Bitch:
And that is an accurate description of salads, I think. So they are all just like eating self-righteousness.
Jerk:
It just reminds me that yesterday I tried to go get a burger for lunch, but it was a pop-up, like a super like cool new pop-up. And so the line was really long. So instead I went and got a salad.
Bitch:
Yeah, yeah, but
Jerk:
but it's all right.
Bitch:
yeah, but also I think we also learned that these Sam and Deans are very judgy.
Jerk:
And they don't like, and they do not like Sam and Dean. They go off about his hero complex. Now they don't have any relationships. I think he's funny, but
Bitch:
I think
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
they're pretty good insights into them though, right?
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
Like
Jerk:
hilarious.
Bitch:
there's some pretty good
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
character breakdowns, right?
Jerk:
Yeah. Yeah, Dean describes himself as hates, can't stand the guy. He's got a hero complex. He has no real relationships and he thinks he's funny. And Sam's like, uh, yeah, um, you know, he's
Bitch:
Who has two thumbs and full-blown bats in the belfry?
Jerk:
a, Oh, but
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
he
Bitch:
then
Jerk:
got it back.
Bitch:
he says it's nothing but Satan vision on the inside, when I also want to see Satan vision.
Jerk:
See
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
ya.
Bitch:
then he's like how he's walking around without a... Okay, I missed the mid-transit. Basically he's like he should be in a straight jacket.
Jerk:
And then he said when his brother, he had a brother that was, that had major issues once and he ate him.
Bitch:
I mean,
Jerk:
One
Bitch:
that
Jerk:
way,
Bitch:
same and the
Jerk:
one
Bitch:
other,
Jerk:
way to solve
Bitch:
you
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
know, fake Dean is like, Oh, by the way, guys, I just noticed I'm having an eyeliner blow out. It's
Jerk:
Oh.
Bitch:
happening as we speak. And it's very, very tragic.
Jerk:
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Bitch:
Okay, I know. So I'm just... Diana, continue as I try and
Jerk:
Well,
Bitch:
try and fix this tragedy.
Jerk:
well, the evil doppelganger Sam suggests.
Bitch:
I just call, I call them, what do I call them?
Jerk:
He'll
Bitch:
No,
Jerk:
say,
Bitch:
go on. No,
Jerk:
yeah.
Bitch:
I think
Jerk:
Anyways,
Bitch:
I just call them Other Sam. Yeah, I
Jerk:
other.
Bitch:
switched to Other Sam and Other Dean.
Jerk:
Well, he suggests maybe they, you know, they each hate their own, like, person thing so much, maybe they should trade. But the other Dean says, no, I like this one's hair better. Oh, well, anyways. But then they're like bored. They're like, let's crank up the fucking heat on this shit. And so they tell some random kid to turn on his camera phone and they pull up their guns and they pull up Pulp Fiction. surf music
Bitch:
literally
Jerk:
and all.
Bitch:
a literal yeah and i was just like man tarantino fucked us all up because i don't know about you but i can also quote this entire scene of pumpkin and honey butting blowing out this diner line for line and that's kind of disturbing
Jerk:
But it's also kind of epic, right? I mean, I don't know.
Bitch:
It is epic. It's very like it's but so they're Leviathan. They've absorbed things from humanity, right? That's something we're learning is like they absorb stuff. So they absorbed,
Jerk:
Yeah. So that means that
Bitch:
they
Jerk:
Dean
Bitch:
absorb
Jerk:
already knew that by heart too.
Bitch:
or the Leviathans could have absorbed pulp fiction from I don't think they absorbed it from CAS, but I mean, whoever else they like they've sucked through. Like they've learned that human beings like pulp fiction.
Jerk:
Americans like pulp fiction. It was pretty good though.
Bitch:
And also what's really also the thing that's sad is that you know, I am NOT pro violence or I
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
am NOT pro robbing diners at gunpoint, but at the same time like the Tarantino put this idea into her head that it seems really cool to shout these lines at something and you kind of want to Shout these lines of something. I don't
Jerk:
to
Bitch:
want
Jerk:
fucking
Bitch:
to
Jerk:
lootly. Like
Bitch:
I don't
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
want
Jerk:
don't
Bitch:
to kill
Jerk:
I don't want to I don't want to actually
Bitch:
Exactly.
Jerk:
hurt anybody.
Bitch:
No
Jerk:
I don't want to actually steal anybody's things but I really want the opportunity to be like kind of fired up and stand on a counter and scream that at a room.
Bitch:
Exactly!
Jerk:
Can we
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
like
Bitch:
that's fucked up!
Jerk:
can we like excuse me ladies and gentlemen I promise I won't hurt you or steal anything from you. I just really want to do this so just like act really surprised for a minute and kind of scared and it'll be cool. Okay thanks bye.
Bitch:
Right? Does that seem like, I don't know,
Jerk:
It's like
Bitch:
it
Jerk:
instead
Bitch:
makes-
Jerk:
of an escape room, you get to do a pulp fiction room.
Bitch:
Here we can make money off of this like you know, like
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
it's a reenactment. I guess that's probably what What's the really
Jerk:
room reenactment
Bitch:
no AI not AI We put on an oculus like your own password now vulture virtual
Jerk:
Oh,
Bitch:
reality
Jerk:
the virtual reality VR. Yeah,
Bitch:
Yeah, that's what I
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
guess
Jerk:
guess.
Bitch:
that's supposed. Yeah, I guess you can do that in there, but would it be the same?
Jerk:
Mm-mm.
Bitch:
Anyways, Tarantino fucked us all up, that's what I'm saying. So we go back to Pony Baby, that's what I started calling
Jerk:
Pony baby.
Bitch:
other babyists, I started
Jerk:
Wow.
Bitch:
calling her Pony Baby.
Jerk:
Pony baby. And they're on the phone with Sam and Nina driving. They're on the phone with Bobby and he's like, B-T-Deb, you can cut their heads off. It kind of slows them down. And they hear Jodi in the background. And Bobby lies, says, no, there's not a chick here. And by the way, you're too late to go to St. Louis? That shit already went down. And they already pumpkin and honey-buddied the diner. So now they've got to go to Iowa.
Bitch:
They have to go to Ankeny, Iowa, which I went to put in the quiz and I forgot. Um, but anyways, so that's one of the ones that follows after, after the things. But they also, I do appreciate how they just basically bust Bobby's balls for the sound
Jerk:
having
Bitch:
of Jodie
Jerk:
a woman over.
Bitch:
in the background and like Bobby's face, like when she says something and he's like, shh, I got a girl. Shush.
Jerk:
Yeah. So embarrassed. Well, the FBI guys that we saw earlier are at
Bitch:
The
Jerk:
Connor's,
Bitch:
Phoebs! The
Jerk:
the
Bitch:
Phoebs!
Jerk:
Phoebs, the Phoebs are at Connor's diner and the cop is very, very sad about what has happened here because basically the entire diner has been murdered and gives them the cell phone footage where you see the murders all happen and then you get other Sam talking to the camera while killing everybody and announcing that they're on their way to Iowa.
Bitch:
Yep, yep, so they're telling their next move. That's okay, that's weird. So we get
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
back to our cabin.
Jerk:
Yeah. And Bobby, I had to ask Dave what this was. I made it, baby had to come help me out. So there's this like this cart with like a metal cube on it. And it is a car battery charger from the fifties or sixties. That's why
Bitch:
Good.
Jerk:
I had the clamps attached to it. So did you know what it was?
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
Anyways, so.
Bitch:
I guess you probably weren't looking as many portable battery chargers as I was with the Jeep. So I was like,
Jerk:
Well,
Bitch:
Oh,
Jerk:
I've
Bitch:
clear.
Jerk:
seen it,
Bitch:
Yeah.
Jerk:
but I've seen it. We have portable battery chargers and stuff. We've had to for our old cars,
Bitch:
I'm
Jerk:
but
Bitch:
surprised that, yeah.
Jerk:
I hadn't seen one like that. I was confused.
Bitch:
I also wouldn't like, so I know Bobby told Jodie that he has a one of these things downstairs, right? So she knows it's there. But how do you like excuse this? It's like, I'm sorry where you're cooking and cleaning for me. I'm going to go torture something.
Jerk:
It's very awkward, but I think she probably doesn't mind because she doesn't she was scared
Bitch:
Like,
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
do-do-do-do,
Jerk:
she got a
Bitch:
I'm just gonna work on your floors, okay!
Jerk:
Yeah. So.
Bitch:
I'd want to go watch, honestly.
Jerk:
Yeah, but she does. She really did. She's very she was traumatized and does not want to see one of these motherfuckers.
Bitch:
Fair! Just say okay fair fair.
Jerk:
So Chet looks a little excited when Bobby kind of tries to tie him up to it so he can start busting out the clamps. But then Chet turns into Bobby. So now it's real weird. So now we've got other Bobby.
Bitch:
Was he just really excited about getting things put on his nipples or was he was excited about turning into Bobby? But yeah, so now we get, uh, they're one of the favorite tricks, right? It was like, I'm going
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
to beat you.
Jerk:
So I guess Bobby got too close or touched him. So now we've got Chet was already getting real sassy. And now he's going to get sassier and psychoanalyzing Bobby. Rup-ro.
Bitch:
It's annoying.
Jerk:
Like dark in here. High school dropout, drunk, issues with dad, favorite singer is Joni Mitchell, 10 pounds of
Bitch:
That
Jerk:
sad
Bitch:
is
Jerk:
in
Bitch:
dark.
Jerk:
a five pound bag. Yes, it
Bitch:
The
Jerk:
is. No.
Bitch:
Joni
Jerk:
Ugh.
Bitch:
Mitchell thing
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
is real set, but now I'm gonna get taxicab stuck in my head again. Or parking lot, sorry, whatever. I call it taxicab. Anyway, so we get that darkness, and then we cut back to Iowa.
Jerk:
Yeah. Where we've got Sam and Dean and other Sam and Dean are all in the same downtown and drive right by each other. And Dean realizes that the baby that other Sam and Dean, other baby has better other
Bitch:
See?
Jerk:
baby has better wheels than baby. And he's.
Bitch:
And he wants to steal his he wants to steal the rims. Good for you.
Jerk:
So they decide to call Bobby while they're standing on the street in the wide open while they're wanted, even though the other them are in the car across the way. And
Bitch:
Bad op-sec, bad op-sec guys.
Jerk:
so
Bitch:
Like you deserve
Jerk:
terrible.
Bitch:
to be arrested.
Jerk:
Yeah. And
Bitch:
And they
Jerk:
while
Bitch:
are.
Jerk:
they're on the phone with Bobby, they get arrested. Jesus Christ. Did it to themselves.
Bitch:
Do you not know how to hide from the police?
Jerk:
Apparently not.
Bitch:
hink I will also put this was:Jerk:
I hated that earlier. We didn't touch on
Bitch:
Okay.
Jerk:
it.
Bitch:
uches on that. But those were:Jerk:
In:Bitch:
today's camera.
Jerk:
there was 200 million cameras in the US. I was like, basically
Bitch:
That was
Jerk:
anybody
Bitch:
it.
Jerk:
that looks like they can afford
Bitch:
I think,
Jerk:
a security system.
Bitch:
but that meant like you only like had to like dodge like some cameras, like the cops weren't in all the cameras then. But still like don't go out in public motherfuckers. Like you were like hot dudes. Like have you not realized that you're hot dudes yet?
Jerk:
You're distinct looking men and on the run. This is not a good combination, gentlemen. Just saying.
Bitch:
What if he was like 20 feet tall?
Jerk:
ridiculous. So back in the basement, other Bobby's analyzing Bobby more and just going on and on, which is like kind of annoying, but it's also like you said, it's kind of a good like character, like information that we may or may not have had before talks about how Bobby's seen more death than electric chair, but you know, he, you know, weirdly somehow he's still down deep. He still has hope even about Jodie.
Bitch:
Uhhhhhh
Jerk:
what but that it's he thinks it's hilarious and is mocking him for it. So Bobby asks other Bobby which I think this is interesting where he asks him something and other Bobby didn't know it even though other Bobby's in his head
Bitch:
Yep, yep, I...
Jerk:
but he's saying you have to dig for it and so that's the interesting thing maybe it's just not something that other Bobby would look for like why would Leviathan look for this information?
Bitch:
I think it's also just like what you pick up as like your perspective as a Leviathan and what's important in somebody's head. And so poetry is probably not something but he picked Joni Mitchell out, but he can't pick out poets. But maybe like he would just like, I don't know.
Jerk:
He missed out on the Robert Browning reference. Man's reach should exceed his grasp. It's good. Anyways. Yes.
Bitch:
It's a nice phrase, yeah.
Jerk:
So anyways, other be actually Bobby actually likes it. And he's like, oh, maybe I'll go to the library after I eat you. But then something drips on him from upstairs and it burns real bad. What the fuck is happening? What is leaking upstairs? I was like. I was like, oh, as a homeowner, I'm immediately panicking about what is leaking from
Bitch:
Fair, fair.
Jerk:
upstairs. Bobby runs up there and Jodie's on the floor with a bucket, like cleaning? I don't know, like some Cinderella shit going on, but he
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
grabs her and kisses her and it's cute.
Bitch:
because I also will kiss anybody who cleans my floors for me, but lady, like you from a Swiffer?
Jerk:
Take it down a notch.
Bitch:
Swiffer whatcha? Okay, maybe I should fast love him, but you don't need to clean on your hands and knees, Jodie. Jesus Christ. Maybe this is why I thought like the cleaning went too far.
Jerk:
That's an extensive clean attempt, especially on that type of flooring in that cabin.
Bitch:
I don't think I've even seen people I pay to clean my house, like these, like in a very, like in a, I don't pay them to clean this house, I do too, but,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
like with a bucket, like on their hands
Jerk:
I'll back.
Bitch:
and knees with a bucket, like that, no. This is not Victorian
Jerk:
Like,
Bitch:
England.
Jerk:
you know what? A broom would have probably been sufficient for
Bitch:
Also,
Jerk:
this
Bitch:
this
Jerk:
house.
Bitch:
is like, like how many men were on this writing staff, right? Like this is like, it was like, was this the day, like all the women took the day off? And they're like, no, sir, this is not how you clean the floor.
Jerk:
Well, they implied that she spilled it like she's like, Oh, I'm so sorry. Like the bucket spilled. But was she like, anyways, it's still a weird scene.
Bitch:
What is this weird, but we do find out there is something that hurts
Jerk:
that
Bitch:
them.
Jerk:
to herself, yes. But Sam and Dean are trying to explain to the cops that there's been a mistake and Dean wants a phone call. So they send Sam to the interrogation room and Dean to a cell while they call the Phoebs.
Bitch:
Yeah, and so the locals are like, when they're pulling up our level, Sam is yelling, you're making a mistake, which I just imagine is what everybody does. They get arrested.
Jerk:
I feel like that tracks, that tracks. But we've got, we see outside to, the
Bitch:
They're Leviathan doppelgangers.
Jerk:
viathans, yeah, they're out, basically we get two cop Leviathans now that we know they're scoping out the police station, now we got two cop Leviathans inside. And in the meantime, Dean really pushes the sheriff to finally get his phone call. And this is the weirdest shit ever because the sheriff pulls his phone out, his cellphone out. And let's Dean call Bobby on speaker phone and has, I'm like, okay, as is a watcher of supernatural, it's like, Oh yeah, this conversation makes sense. But can you imagine like this actually done? I mean, I know it's a TV show. It's fake, but like this conversation actually taking place talking about, you know, we are coming to get, there's no time. They saw us. We are coming to get us. And Bobby's explaining about. sodium borate, aka borax, it burns them and then you have to chop their heads off. Like, yeah, this conversation sounds fucking bonkers.
Bitch:
Now, I also love this is how this is how Diana's brain works, right? She's watching this going, this is all really weird. These are things I noticed at the end of the last scene and this scene. OK, so the Leviathan doppelgangers are watching. And so they turn into the locals, right? They turn into the sheriff and deputies. What happens to their clothing when they clone? Like, how does that work? Are these magic clothes? Are they an illusion? Like, I get like you can get their DNA and clone, but how are you cloning their fucking sheriff's uniform? Like.
Jerk:
Sure.
Bitch:
What the fuck is this? And then the other thing that I noticed is that, is it was like, Dean is trying to get the sheriff to make a phone call and he's basically like, you don't, you're a murderer, you don't get your rights hopped too. And then I go, this is what's wrong with our justice system. And then I just say, cut out my time.
Jerk:
But then they let him use the phone so he
Bitch:
But
Jerk:
can
Bitch:
then
Jerk:
talk
Bitch:
he
Jerk:
shit,
Bitch:
uses
Jerk:
but he
Bitch:
his
Jerk:
listens.
Bitch:
cell phone,
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
not
Jerk:
that's
Bitch:
just
Jerk:
not how it works.
Bitch:
a phone, like his actual cell
Jerk:
It's
Bitch:
phone.
Jerk:
weird. It's also
Bitch:
You
Jerk:
weird.
Bitch:
know, that's not how the just none of this is how jail works. But also maybe it's jail in this small town with like this local where you have like they at least like had cells on like the opposite ends of like. So like what? I don't understand anything about this. This jail. This jail is so fucked
Jerk:
No, well, the sheriff is very weird
Bitch:
up.
Jerk:
in this. The sales very fucked up. So the sheriff hangs up the phone. He's like, this is insane. Dean's like, yeah, it's insane. Totally. Go get me all your borax. And he's like, no, sorry, brah. So sheriff walks back out, but then he sees one of his cops eating another cup. And so he's like, oh, never mind.
Bitch:
and transforms into Sam and Dean.
Jerk:
And turns
Bitch:
Like,
Jerk:
into Sam and Dean. Yeah.
Bitch:
yeah, so
Jerk:
So
Bitch:
he's
Jerk:
he's
Bitch:
like.
Jerk:
like, well, never mind. I'm going back to talk to the crazy guy that wants just want some borax, because that seems way less crazy. all this shit. So yeah, he's gonna go get all the borax. Let's Dean out of his cell. In the meantime, other Dean decides to go visit Sam in the interrogation room and calls himself Dean Adjacent, which I liked.
Bitch:
which then I started calling them Dean and Sam and Jason which is how I started referring to them. But real Sam cannot get himself out of the cuffs. And so when Dean, when adjacent Dean walks in, he's just like, what? And I feel like he's almost being like, why can't I fucking figure out how to get out of these cuffs?
Jerk:
Mmm.
Bitch:
Like you can get out of every other fucking cuff in the world, but you
Jerk:
Penalties.
Bitch:
can't get out of these. Like what are these magical, like, okay, so we're in magic land with magic cuffs, whatever.
Jerk:
Yeah, well in the meantime, Dean is running into other Sam and ends up having to shoot him and we get a fight. But
Bitch:
Yeah, real Dean shoots Sam adjacent. Then Dean adjacent tells a real Sam that he hates them and he piss them off and tells them that you're wasting a perfectly good opportunity to subjugate the week.
Jerk:
If you'd like that one. And then.
Bitch:
Yeah, like you're just like, aw, things live once on a shirt.
Jerk:
Well, luckily Dean gets a whole real Dean gets a hold of a fire axe. And right when the sheriff throws a bucket of borax on other Sam, uh, then Dean is able to decapitate him. So we got one doppelganger down. Woo.
Bitch:
Yeah, cool.
Jerk:
But other Dean is still monologuing to Sam in the interrogation room. Like
Bitch:
Which
Jerk:
you do.
Bitch:
is how you can tell they're evil, right? Like,
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
you should
Jerk:
is,
Bitch:
know
Jerk:
it's
Bitch:
he's
Jerk:
a dead
Bitch:
other
Jerk:
giveaway.
Bitch:
Dean. It's like, oh no, he's monologuing. You must be, you must be the other side.
Jerk:
Yeah, for sure. But he's like, yeah, Dean thinks you're nutballs. And Sam tries to talk shit, but other Dean's not taking it. He's like, oh, by the way, Dean killed Amy. Surprise. And he just loves the look of betrayal on Sam's face
Bitch:
Why? Why does he want it?
Jerk:
because he likes his meat bitter.
Bitch:
That was funny, even though I thought it really was.
Jerk:
And then Dean busts in, burns and decapitates other Dean and really seems to enjoy it, which is very weird.
Bitch:
Yeah, he says it felt good. So I think there's some issues. And I think we've seen this before. Anytime
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
being gets to beat himself up, he's kind of really happy about it. And I'm not sure like I get this. Like I've got a lot of issues. I don't want to hit myself.
Jerk:
That's... No, that's
Bitch:
I don't
Jerk:
weird.
Bitch:
think I would feel good. Like
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
I would, no, I don't, yeah.
Jerk:
No. Well, the sheriff agrees to lie about everything he just saw and to help them be dead. So that's after the doppelgangers are dead and he's just like this shit's fucked. I'll do whatever. I don't want to talk about this anyways. So here we go. So we cut to the sheriff telling these FBI agents about, oh yeah, I just got the drop on them and had to shoot them. And the coroner's like, yeah, totally. Here's the reports. They're dead. Here's their fingerprints. BTW, their bodies have already been sent for cremation in. in line with their living bills and religious requirements. And they just died last night. Ah, yum.
Bitch:
Yep, yep. And so I mean, the thing is, is like, I swear to God, I was watching some true crime show like the other day about like, the bodies like being cremated by the authorities before anybody had a chance to like run DNA on them. So I'm like, yeah, this
Jerk:
Mmm.
Bitch:
tracks this fucking tracks like you believe that sheriff, but like the Fiebes are like, cool.
Jerk:
Well first they're mad and then they're like wait a minute now no paperwork yay case closed
Bitch:
That's not actually how paperwork works, but whatever. Hehehehe Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jerk:
It's not. No body equals no paperwork, false. False. Yeah. And so back at the cabin,
Bitch:
The love shack.
Jerk:
we've got Bobby and Jodie, but she's going to leave. And it looks like he's going to kiss her and he doesn't. He hands her a big fucking box and says, don't open it, even if it starts talking. So that means that's his head. Is that other Bobby's head inside the box?
Bitch:
Well, it's Chet's head. So I don't know if Chet's
Jerk:
But
Bitch:
head
Jerk:
it was
Bitch:
goes,
Jerk:
other
Bitch:
but
Jerk:
Bobby when they cut it
Bitch:
I
Jerk:
off.
Bitch:
know. So I don't know if it goes to Bobby's head or if it's Chet's head. That also just reminds me of Pulp Fiction and like Zed's head, but it's Chet's head. So Zed's head, but it's Chet's head. And so, but I don't know. Is that Bobby's head in the box? What's in the box?
Jerk:
in the box, what's in the box?
Bitch:
And
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
he
Jerk:
so,
Bitch:
did and then he kisses her on the cheek and that's
Jerk:
he does.
Bitch:
sweet. But it's like fucking tongue her like, I don't know. Like
Jerk:
She seemed open to it.
Bitch:
she was like that
Jerk:
She
Bitch:
look
Jerk:
scrubbed
Bitch:
on her
Jerk:
your
Bitch:
face.
Jerk:
floor, motherfucker.
Bitch:
She could you like give that woman some dick. God, like at the least she deserves like some
Jerk:
She
Bitch:
finger
Jerk:
made you
Bitch:
banging.
Jerk:
a sandwich and scrubbed your floor, motherfucker.
Bitch:
She didn't go there to talk. Like, no, I'm sorry. If I show up at your house with food and beer late night and I clean your floors and I feed you a sandwich, we're not friends.
Jerk:
Ha ha
Bitch:
I don't clean my friends floors, just don't.
Jerk:
No.
Bitch:
Anyways, but so she goes off, he leaves, he goes to bury a body.
Jerk:
instrument.
Bitch:
Not his dick.
Jerk:
So our corner is back. It was the sheriff. We figure out the share. The corner is the sheriff's daughter. I don't know. This is really random all of a sudden, but okay,
Bitch:
It's a small
Jerk:
cool.
Bitch:
town. I'm like, whatever, okay. But now there's a, she can tell she's a coroner because she's got a white coat on.
Jerk:
Yeah, and she's collecting the black goo from the doppelganger bodies. And but she's pretty upset that they lied to the FBI. Oh,
Bitch:
The Phoebs.
Jerk:
the Phoebs. But guess what? The Phoebs are back, or at least one of them. And the Phoebs is a leviathan. So he's going
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
to eat
Bitch:
a Levi
Jerk:
them.
Bitch:
Feeb. And so the Levee Feeb or whatever is Eason.
Jerk:
He's he
Bitch:
Sad.
Jerk:
eats, he eats them. And he's sad because the heads are missing from the bodies and the actual Winchesters are in
Bitch:
Uh
Jerk:
the wind.
Bitch:
oh.
Jerk:
Whomp, Whomp. So he's reporting to boss that and they figure out that it's not a great idea to try to duplicate them again, because it would quote strain credulity, which is true.
Bitch:
It is true, it is true.
Jerk:
And so they're gonna go back to the vision board.
Bitch:
He also says, don't make me bib you.
Jerk:
bib you.
Bitch:
He says that. I'm saying he says that.
Jerk:
What does that mean?
Bitch:
I don't know. He says it though.
Jerk:
Well, we have Mr. Roman that he was talking to, we cut to him, and he has a very fancy SUV limo and sends his driver for coffee. And when he enters, he sits down, picks up the paper and who's there.
Bitch:
Oh, my boyfriend's back. All right. So my boyfriend's here. Yay.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
And he's brought him a muffin basket and the muffin basket is a hundred percent organic baby uvulas. Uvulas, uvulas, and it's gluten free. But I'm also like, if you don't know what a uvula is, and I checked to make sure, like I looked it up and just right now, I just can't remember if it's uvula or uvula. Um, it's the thing at the back of your
Jerk:
back of
Bitch:
throat.
Jerk:
your throat, the
Bitch:
So
Jerk:
little dangly thing in the back of your throat.
Bitch:
that's a lot of babies. To make the muffins
Jerk:
Yes.
Bitch:
and they
Jerk:
And
Bitch:
look
Jerk:
like, that's
Bitch:
surprising
Jerk:
a meat muffin, ew.
Bitch:
It was surprisingly like it like it was very
Jerk:
They
Bitch:
fluffy
Jerk:
were large.
Bitch:
though. It
Jerk:
They
Bitch:
rose
Jerk:
were large muffins.
Bitch:
I mean like how much baking like powder and soda did you put in there on a counter?
Jerk:
I don't know. But Crowley wants to negotiate with Mr. Dick Roman. Oh, yeah.
Bitch:
We learn his name is Dick.
Jerk:
And he's like, look, we both control a strong interest. We should be friends. I brought you here. Remember, I'm the one that like opened the portal to bring you all in and.
Bitch:
But Dick doesn't want to be roofied than romanced.
Jerk:
No, he's like, yeah, you didn't mean to bring me you just wanted a bunch of souls. So nah not interested
Bitch:
And like all the other Leviathan, he's judgy as fuck!
Jerk:
Yeah, he calls demons ugly, lazy, gold digging whores.
Bitch:
that aren't good for anything until they're dipped in garlic sauce, which really is there anything garlic sauce can't fix?
Jerk:
I mean, no, I mean, the lie since I figured out garlic sauce and cheese. I mean, I mean, I can't.
Bitch:
Yeah, as they've learned anything from
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
our world, it's that you put anything in garlic sauce and it's tasty.
Jerk:
or cheese
Bitch:
Or
Jerk:
and it's
Bitch:
cheese.
Jerk:
delicious. Yeah. So, yeah. So definitely not gonna be working together. So Crowley poofs out.
Bitch:
We'll also keep the muffins.
Jerk:
Mm-hmm. Well, Sam and Dean have heads in the trunk of the pony baby.
Bitch:
And there is a pony in pony trunk. And I feel like we should get a special like team trunk, but like team pony trunk.
Jerk:
I don't
Bitch:
Make
Jerk:
know.
Bitch:
it so babe.
Jerk:
I don't know.
Bitch:
Ta ta! Ta ta! Make it happen!
Jerk:
Pony baby. All right. So, uh, there Sam won't talk to Dean. And then finally, Dean's like, I'm here to help. And so Sam busts out, oh, like you helped Amy. Oh,
Bitch:
Oh! What?
Jerk:
shit. Oh, shit. And Dean can't look him in the eye now. Dean
Bitch:
Uh
Jerk:
can't look him
Bitch:
oh.
Jerk:
in the eye. And Sam's mad, rightfully so, tells him, don't talk to me.
Bitch:
I can't.
Jerk:
and
Bitch:
I just can't.
Jerk:
can't be around you. And go on without me. Grabs his duffel bag and walks away. It looks like he walks away onto the pier, but that's
Bitch:
He
Jerk:
the angle.
Bitch:
just... He goes, I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you, but...
Jerk:
And yeah, so.
Bitch:
But yeah, you're right. I mean, he turns around and... He just
Jerk:
This is the pier. I was like, what the
Bitch:
walks into the lake. Where
Jerk:
fuck?
Bitch:
the fuck
Jerk:
I'm
Bitch:
they are.
Jerk:
just saying that's the direction was the pier looked like. But yeah. So Sam is like out.
Bitch:
Fair, fair.
Jerk:
Yeah. Well, and the worst part is like we've talked about this over and over. That's the episode. But the worst part is, is that over and over we've talked about this since this happened a few episodes ago. And the biggest problem was not only, not only that. Dean killed Amy, it's that he killed Amy, you know, after saying that he trusted Sam's judgment and then now Sam found out from someone else. So it's like three layers now of fucked because of after because of.
Bitch:
You cheated on your boyfriend. You didn't tell him. He asked you about it. You gas lit him and he found out from your best friend. Actually, even from your best friend, from
Jerk:
from your
Bitch:
your
Jerk:
enemy.
Bitch:
enemy.
Jerk:
Yeah,
Bitch:
He found out from your enemy.
Jerk:
it's not cool. Very big betrayal. Big
Bitch:
That's
Jerk:
betrayal.
Bitch:
not good. That's not good. So before we get into the final feelings, the betrayal, do we have some cast and couch?
Jerk:
en in The Spy Who Loved Me in:Bitch:
Spice
Jerk:
Sliding
Bitch:
World.
Jerk:
Door. Yeah, Paul in the movie Sliding Doors. He was the prime minister in Johnny English. One of his major roles that's very reoccurring in a movie series is Joshua Gibbs in Pirates of the Caribbean. He plays Major General Gerald Murphy in De Lovely, Dr. Carl Grutter in Valkyrie. He's been in episodes of CSI, Last Man Standing, Burn Notice and Fleabag. He was Horace Bryant in Downton Abbey, Bernard Ingram in The Crown, and Professor Jericho in a few episodes of the Doctor Who in the Mid-Aughts.
Bitch:
Whoo!
Jerk:
Pretty good.
Bitch:
I hurt you, Frank Deveno.
Jerk:
Then we have our gentleman we meet at the end, who seems like the current head Leviathan, Mr. Dick Roman, played by James Patrick Stewart.
Bitch:
What a name.
Jerk:
I know, I was like, wait, what? It's like, it was one of those ones where you read, you're like, I know that, no, I don't. Wait,
Bitch:
Well,
Jerk:
I do know.
Bitch:
it makes you think that because it's James Stewart, which is Jimmy Stewart, and then Patrick Stewart, which
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
is, you know, Patrick
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
Stewart. I like, but then like you put them together, like, I know this,
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
but
Jerk:
doubt
Bitch:
I don't. And then you look at him and you're like, you look
Jerk:
it's look
Bitch:
like
Jerk:
familiar.
Bitch:
every man in every Hallmark movie or every Superman movie. Like you just have a look,
Jerk:
Hmm.
Bitch:
Mr. Sir, Mr. Stewart.
Jerk:
Well, his career goes back. One of his first major film roles was as one of the bell hops in Pretty Woman. Um, he's also Colonel Porter Alexander in the movie Gettysburg. Um, he was a long time running, like in hundreds of episodes of both all my children and general hospital, uh, single episodes.
Bitch:
That's where,
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
that's actually where I know him from is from like watching that with my mom, yeah.
Jerk:
d then they redid the TV show:Bitch:
interesting.
Jerk:
Yeah. And as a fun trivia note for the day, we also have a really cool cameo uncredited, I would say. Does that make sense?
Bitch:
Yes, she's
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
uncredited cameo.
Jerk:
And as one of the waitresses in our Connors diner is the author S.E. Hinton, best known as the writer of The Outsiders.
Bitch:
And I think that it also probably influenced why I was calling her pony baby.
Jerk:
hahahaha
Bitch:
ted from this episode back in:Jerk:
Super
Bitch:
what
Jerk:
fan.
Bitch:
she's not dead yet She's a super fan
Jerk:
Yeah.
Bitch:
I think it's cool. She's friends with Jim Beaver and you know, just like she was stalking the set. Like, and that ended up like getting to be an episode. And I just think that's adorable.
Jerk:
That's cool. I like it. I appreciate that. Well now
Bitch:
Thank
Jerk:
we're
Bitch:
you.
Jerk:
left with a cliffhanger waiting for
Bitch:
Yeah,
Jerk:
what happened with our boys split up.
Bitch:
our boys split up. We've got we've got apparently a new player, right? We've got
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
we've got Mr. Dick Roman.
Jerk:
Dick.
Bitch:
Dick, we've got a dick. And so we have a dick. And we know that he doesn't want to play with Crowley. So what does that mean? And so Crowley came back, we saw that. So we've
Jerk:
Mm-hmm.
Bitch:
got Dick don't want to play with this. I'm making Dick speak out. This is
Jerk:
Finger...
Bitch:
not what Dick's
Jerk:
finger...
Bitch:
like. I think you finger dicks. I don't know.
Jerk:
Finger next.
Bitch:
They're very flexible
Jerk:
Ahhhh!
Bitch:
dicks. But we've got that. So that's definitely, but overall, I think this episode was highly enjoyable.
Jerk:
I
Bitch:
It's
Jerk:
agree.
Bitch:
not a bummer.
Jerk:
No. Well, I mean, hold on. It's kind of a bummer with the Amy thing.
Bitch:
The Amy thing is a bummer, but overall it was they made fake Sam and Dean mass murdering a bunch of people as
Jerk:
enjoyable.
Bitch:
least traumatizing. Maybe it's Tarantino-esque, right?
Jerk:
It
Bitch:
It's,
Jerk:
is.
Bitch:
you know,
Jerk:
I can see that. Yeah.
Bitch:
so where it becomes like, you know, there isn't the trauma of the murder. It's more of a Hollywood shoot-em-up, I guess.
Jerk:
Yeah, I can see that. I think it's a fair argument for sure. It's more about the chase than about the fact that you aren't thinking about the fact that people are dead. You're thinking about the chase.
Bitch:
What we think about how like it's just being carried out. This was another episode where like, you know, basically like 30 people died. That should be very sad, but we're just like, fake 17 killed people.
Jerk:
They had a cool gun!
Bitch:
Yeah, so a lot of it is within the writing and how it's portrayed, like turning something that could be tragic into something as entertaining.
Jerk:
Yeah, no, I agree. It was really well written.
Bitch:
Yeah. So, you know, I don't know, Leo, like, unlike Tarantino films, it can have much feet in it.
Jerk:
That is, I'm grateful for that.
Bitch:
Yeah, thank you for not making me watch that. Okay, so Jesus, how is, we went 20 minutes over again. I don't know how we do this, but we did it anyways. All
Jerk:
It's okay.
Bitch:
right, so with that, I think we need to say good night and cheers, jerk.
Jerk:
Cheers, bitch.
