We're not too proud for clickbait. Our download fishermen discuss the impending signing deadline Tatsuya Imai, the tepid offseason overall, and the Giants bought ... a theater? Also, Bob calls for a lightning round where they discuss Logan Webb in the WBC, whether the Giants future success depends on the performance of Bryce Eldridge, and Ben's new job.

On the cocktail side of things Matthew is drinking a Bourbon Foster while Ben is drinking The Hand of Vecna. Recipes below.

Bourbon Foster

1. 1 1/2 oz Bourbon
2. 3/4 oz Banana Liqueur
3. 1/2 oz Aged Rum
4. 1/4 oz Spiced Demerara Syrup
5. 3 Dashes Angostura Bitters
6. Add all ingredients to a mixing glass filled with ice. Stir for 30 seconds. Strain into a coupe glass and garnish with a banana slice or dried banana chip.

The Hand of Vecna

1. 2 oz Scotch
2. 2 sugar cubes (or 2 tsp of granulated sugar)
3. 3 dashes Angostura bitters
4. 1/4 oz Absinthe
5. 1 orange wheel and 1 star anise for garnish
6. Rinse a rocks glass with the absinthe and pour out any remainder. In a mixing glass muddle the sugar with the bitters, add the Scotch, fill with ice and stir to desired dilution. To the prepared rocks glass add a large chunk of ice and strain in the mixture from the mixing glass. To create the garnish fold the orange wheel around the star anise (like a taco) and pin shut with a cocktail pick and drop into the rocks glass.

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