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Winnie-the-Pooh Chapter I: In Which We Are Introduced to Winnie-the-Pooh and Some Bees, and the Stories Begin
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"Under the name of Sanders"

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INTRO 0:00

Hi. My name is Cooper Howland, and this is…A Little English. Every episode, I read a short story. After the story, there are three tiny lessons. 

If you’re really serious about studying using this podcast, please go to my website, www.alittleenglish.com. I’ve made a Podcast User’s Manual that can give you some ideas about how to study with podcasts. If you just want to listen, then relax and enjoy. 

So, let’s get into this story. Today we are reading Chapter One of Winnie-the-Pooh by AA Milne. I’m really excited about reading this book. When I was a kid, my dad used to read it to me before bed, or when I was sick. I have some really great memories of this book, so I’m very excited to share it with you. 

Now, this first chapter is a little confusing because it’s actually two stories. The first one is about a boy named Christopher Robin, and his stuffed bear, Pooh. Christopher Robin’s father is going to tell him a bedtime story. The second part is the story that the father tells. Then at the end, we return to Christopher Robin at bedtime. I hope that it’s not too confusing, but don’t worry. The rest of the stories aren’t like that. 

In order to maybe make it easier, I’ve brought in a guest to help me tell this story. This is Tabatha TABBY WORDS and she’s going to be playing Christopher Robin. 

And in the end, if the structure is too confusing, the best thing you can do is just….don’t worry about it! It’s a beautiful, funny little story. Just relax and listen to the melody and the rhythm of it. Enjoy yourself! Are you ready? Let’s begin. 

STORY 2:20


I

In Which We Are Introduced to Winnie-the-Pooh and Some Bees, and the Stories Begin

Here is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin. It is, as far as he knows, the only way of coming downstairs, but sometimes he feels that there really is another way, if only he could stop bumping for a moment and think of it. And then he feels that perhaps there isn’t. Anyhow, here he is at the bottom, and ready to be introduced to you. Winnie-the-Pooh.


When I first heard his name, I said, just as you are going to say, “But I thought he was a boy?”


“So did I,” said Christopher Robin.


“Then you can’t call him Winnie?”


“I don’t.”


“But you said⁠—”


“He’s Winnie-ther-Pooh. Don’t you know what ‘ther’ means?”


“Ah, yes, now I do,” I said quickly; and I hope you do too, because it is all the explanation you are going to get.


Sometimes Winnie-the-Pooh likes a game of some sort when he comes downstairs, and sometimes he likes to sit quietly in front of the fire and listen to a story. This evening⁠—


“What about a story?” said Christopher Robin.


“What about a story?” I said.


“Could you very sweetly tell Winnie-the-Pooh one?”


“I suppose I could,” I said. “What sort of stories does he like?”


“About himself. Because he’s that sort of Bear.”


“Oh, I see.”


“So could you very sweetly?”


“I’ll try,” I said.


So I tried.


—---------------------


Once upon a time, a very long time ago now, about last Friday, Winnie-the-Pooh lived in a forest all by himself under the name of Sanders.


(“What does ‘under the name’ mean?” asked Christopher Robin.


“It means he had the name over the door in gold letters, and lived under it.”


“Winnie-the-Pooh wasn’t quite sure,” said Christopher Robin.


“Now I am,” said a growly voice.


“Then I will go on,” said I.)


One day when he was out walking, he came to an open place in the middle of the forest, and in the middle of this place was a large oak-tree, and, from the top of the tree, there came a loud buzzing-noise.


Winnie-the-Pooh sat down at the foot of the tree, put his head between his paws and began to think.


First of all he said to himself: “That buzzing-noise means something. You don’t get a buzzing-noise like that, just buzzing and buzzing, without its meaning something. If there’s a buzzing-noise, somebody’s making a buzzing-noise, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you’re a bee.”


Then he thought another long time, and said: “And the only reason for being a bee that I know of is making honey.”


And then he got up, and said: “And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it.” So he began to climb the tree.


He climbed and he climbed and he climbed, and as he climbed he sang a little song to himself. It went like this:


Isn’t it funny

How a bear likes honey?

Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

I wonder why he does?

Then he climbed a little further⁠ ⁠… and a little further⁠ ⁠… and then just a little further. By that time he had thought of another song.


It’s a very funny thought that, if Bears were Bees,

They’d build their nests at the bottom of trees.

And that being so (if the Bees were Bears),

We shouldn’t have to climb up all these stairs.

He was getting rather tired by this time, so that is why he sang a Complaining Song. He was nearly there now, and if he just stood on that branch⁠ ⁠…


Crack!


“Oh, help!” said Pooh, as he dropped ten feet on the branch below him.


“If only I hadn’t⁠—” he said, as he bounced twenty feet on to the next branch.


“You see, what I meant to do,” he explained, as he turned head-over-heels, and crashed on to another branch thirty feet below, “what I meant to do⁠—”


“Of course, it was rather⁠—” he admitted, as he slithered very quickly through the next six branches.


“It all comes, I suppose,” he decided, as he said goodbye to the last branch, spun round three times, and flew gracefully into a gorse-bush, “it all comes of liking honey so much. Oh, help!”


He crawled out of the gorse-bush, brushed the prickles from his nose, and began to think again. And the first person he thought of was Christopher Robin.


(“Was that me?” said Christopher Robin in an awed voice, hardly daring to believe it.


“That was you.”


Christopher Robin said nothing, but his eyes got larger and larger, and his face got pinker and pinker.)


So Winnie-the-Pooh went round to his friend Christopher Robin, who lived behind a green door in another part of the forest.


“Good morning, Christopher Robin,” he said.


“Good morning, Winnie-ther-Pooh,” said you.


“I wonder if you’ve got such a thing as a balloon about you?”


“A balloon?”


“Yes, I just said to myself coming along: ‘I wonder if Christopher Robin has such a thing as a balloon about him?’ I just said it to myself, thinking of balloons, and wondering.”


“What do you want a balloon for?” you said.


Winnie-the-Pooh looked round to see that nobody was listening, put his paw to his mouth, and said in a deep whisper: “Honey!”


“But you don’t get honey with balloons!”


“I do,” said Pooh.


Well, it just happened that you had been to a party the day before at the house of your friend Piglet, and you had balloons at the party. You had had a big green balloon; and one of Rabbit’s relations had had a big blue one, and had left it behind, being really too young to go to a party at all; and so you had brought the green one and the blue one home with you.


“Which one would you like?” you asked Pooh.


He put his head between his paws and thought very carefully.


“It’s like this,” he said. “When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let the bees know you’re coming. Now, if you have a green balloon, they might think you were only part of the tree, and not notice you, and, if you have a blue balloon, they might think you were only part of the sky, and not notice you, and the question is: Which is most likely?”


“Wouldn’t they notice you underneath the balloon?” you asked.


“They might or they might not,” said Winnie-the-Pooh. “You never can tell with bees.” He thought for a moment and said: “I shall try to look like a small black cloud. That will deceive them.”


“Then you had better have the blue balloon,” you said; and so it was decided.


Well, you both went out with the blue balloon, and you took your gun with you, just in case, as you always did, and Winnie-the-Pooh went to a very muddy place that he knew of, and rolled and rolled until he was black all over; and then, when the balloon was blown up as big as big, and you and Pooh were both holding on to the string, you let go suddenly, and Pooh Bear floated gracefully up into the sky, and stayed there⁠—level with the top of the tree and about twenty feet away from it.


“Hooray!” you shouted.


“Isn’t that fine?” shouted Winnie-the-Pooh down to you. “What do I look like?”


“You look like a Bear holding on to a balloon,” you said.


“Not,” said Pooh anxiously, “⁠—not like a small black cloud in a blue sky?”


“Not very much.”


“Ah, well, perhaps from up here it looks different. And, as I say, you never can tell with bees.”


There was no wind to blow him nearer to the tree, so there he stayed. He could see the honey, he could smell the honey, but he couldn’t quite reach the honey.


After a little while he called down to you.


“Christopher Robin!” he said in a loud whisper.


“Hallo!”


“I think the bees suspect something!”


“What sort of thing?”


“I don’t know. But something tells me that they’re suspicious!”


“Perhaps they think that you’re after their honey.”


“It may be that. You never can tell with bees.”


There was another little silence, and then he called down to you again.


“Christopher Robin!”


“Yes?”


“Have you an umbrella in your house?”


“I think so.”


“I wish you would bring it out here, and walk up and down with it, and look up at me every now and then, and say ‘Tut-tut, it looks like rain.’ I think, if you did that, it would help the deception which we are practising on these bees.”


Well, you laughed to yourself, “Silly old Bear!” but you didn’t say it aloud because you were so fond of him, and you went home for your umbrella.


“Oh, there you are!” called down Winnie-the-Pooh, as soon as you got back to the tree. “I was beginning to get anxious. I have discovered that the bees are now definitely Suspicious.”


“Shall I put my umbrella up?” you said.


“Yes, but wait a moment. We must be practical. The important bee to deceive is the Queen Bee. Can you see which is the Queen Bee from down there?”


“No.”


“A pity. Well, now, if you walk up and down with your umbrella, saying, ‘Tut-tut, it looks like rain,’ I shall do what I can by singing a little Cloud Song, such as a cloud might sing.⁠ ⁠… Go!”


So, while you walked up and down and wondered if it would rain, Winnie-the-Pooh sang this song:


How sweet to be a Cloud

Floating in the Blue!

Every little cloud

Always sings aloud.

“How sweet to be a Cloud

Floating in the Blue!”

It makes him very proud

To be a little cloud.

The bees were still buzzing as suspiciously as ever. Some of them, indeed, left their nests and flew all round the cloud as it began the second verse of this song, and one bee sat down on the nose of the cloud for a moment, and then got up again.


“Christopher⁠—ow!⁠—Robin,” called out the cloud.


“Yes?”


“I have just been thinking, and I have come to a very important decision. These are the wrong sort of bees.”


“Are they?”


“Quite the wrong sort. So I should think they would make the wrong sort of honey, shouldn’t you?”


“Would they?”


“Yes. So I think I shall come down.”


“How?” asked you.


Winnie-the-Pooh hadn’t thought about this. If he let go of the string, he would fall⁠—bump⁠—and he didn’t like the idea of that. So he thought for a long time, and then he said:


“Christopher Robin, you must shoot the balloon with your gun. Have you got your gun?”


“Of course I have,” you said. “But if I do that, it will spoil the balloon,” you said.


“But if you don’t,” said Pooh, “I shall have to let go, and that would spoil me.”


When he put it like this, you saw how it was, and you aimed very carefully at the balloon, and fired.


“Ow!” said Pooh.


“Did I miss?” you asked.


“You didn’t exactly miss,” said Pooh, “but you missed the balloon.”


“I’m so sorry,” you said, and you fired again, and this time you hit the balloon, and the air came slowly out, and Winnie-the-Pooh floated down to the ground.


But his arms were so stiff from holding on to the string of the balloon all that time that they stayed up straight in the air for more than a week, and whenever a fly came and settled on his nose he had to blow it off. And I think⁠—but I am not sure⁠—that that is why he was always called Pooh.


—---------------------


“Is that the end of the story?” asked Christopher Robin.


“That’s the end of that one. There are others.”


“About Pooh and Me?”


“And Piglet and Rabbit and all of you. Don’t you remember?”


“I do remember, and then when I try to remember, I forget.”


“That day when Pooh and Piglet tried to catch the Heffalump⁠—”


“They didn’t catch it, did they?”


“No.”


“Pooh couldn’t, because he hasn’t any brain. Did I catch it?”


“Well, that comes into the story.”


Christopher Robin nodded.


“I do remember,” he said, “only Pooh doesn’t very well, so that’s why he likes having it told to him again. Because then it’s a real story and not just a remembering.”


“That’s just how I feel,” I said.


Christopher Robin gave a deep sigh, picked his Bear up by the leg, and walked off to the door, trailing Pooh behind him. At the door he turned and said, “Coming to see me have my bath?”


“I might,” I said.


“I didn’t hurt him when I shot him, did I?”


“Not a bit.”


He nodded and went out, and in a moment I heard Winnie-the-Pooh⁠—bump, bump, bump⁠—going up the stairs behind him.



LESSONS 21:12


Wow. I really love that story. It’s so funny and strange, but…cute? and it just makes me smile. I hope that you enjoyed it too. Now it’s time for three tiny lessons. 


First, let’s look at THE BIG PICTURE where I ask you about the story itself. Today’s question is: Why do you think there are two different stories? The main part of the story is about Winnie-the-Pooh trying to get some honey. But at the beginning and the end there’s another story, about Christopher Robin and his father.


Why do you think that Milne, the author, wrote it that way? I know that I love it, because when I was kid, these were my bedtime stories. So it helped me imagine myself as Christopher Robin. 

What do you think? If you look in the show notes, or on the website, there is an invitation to the Discord for this show. I hope you’ll go there and share your answers. 


Now, let’s go over to the DICTIONARY DISCO, where we talk about vocabulary. I’ve got two good vocabulary words for you. 

  • The first one is growly, as in “Now I am,” said a growly voice.
  • This comes from growl, which is the sound that a dog makes when it’s angry, like “rrrr”. So, I don’t think that Pooh is actually growling (grr) like a dog, but I tried to make my voice sound a bit growly when I was recording. 
  • The second word is slithered, as in “as he slithered very quickly through the next six branches.  
  • This word means to move like a snake, kind of sliding back and forth. Again, I don’t think that Pooh actually fell through the branches like a snake. I think he kind of slipped through the branches very quickly. 


  • How about YOUR vocabulary words? What words did you not know? What words have you looked up since you’ve been listening? Jump on the Discord. Share them!


Finally, it’s time for the MELODY MOMENT where we talk about pronunciation. Since this is the very first episode, I’d like to explain what I mean by melody. In a song, a melody has two main parts: Rhythm and intonation. So today we’re gonna talk about rhythm. Think like the drums in a song. Here. Listen to those drums I made for the Dictionary Disco. Hear that “boots and cats?” That’s the rhythm of disco. Now, listen to this sentence: (Then he climbed a little further⁠ ⁠… and a little further⁠ ⁠… and then just a little...

Transcripts

INTRO 0:00

Hi. My name is Cooper Howland, and this is…A Little English. Every episode, I read a short story. After the story, there are three tiny lessons.

If you’re really serious about studying using this podcast, please go to my website, www.alittleenglish.com. I’ve made a Podcast User’s Manual that can give you some ideas about how to study with podcasts. If you just want to listen, then relax and enjoy.

So, let’s get into this story. Today we are reading Chapter One of Winnie-the-Pooh by AA Milne. I’m really excited about reading this book. When I was a kid, my dad used to read it to me before bed, or when I was sick. I have some really great memories of this book, so I’m very excited to share it with you.

Now, this first chapter is a little confusing because it’s actually two stories. The first one is about a boy named Christopher Robin, and his stuffed bear, Pooh. Christopher Robin’s father is going to tell him a bedtime story. The second part is the story that the father tells. Then at the end, we return to Christopher Robin at bedtime. I hope that it’s not too confusing, but don’t worry. The rest of the stories aren’t like that.

In order to maybe make it easier, I’ve brought in a guest to help me tell this story. This is Tabatha TABBY WORDS and she’s going to be playing Christopher Robin.

And in the end, if the structure is too confusing, the best thing you can do is just….don’t worry about it! It’s a beautiful, funny little story. Just relax and listen to the melody and the rhythm of it. Enjoy yourself! Are you ready? Let’s begin.

STORY 2:20

I

In Which We Are Introduced to Winnie-the-Pooh and Some Bees, and the Stories Begin

Here is Edward Bear, coming downstairs now, bump, bump, bump, on the back of his head, behind Christopher Robin. It is, as far as he knows, the only way of coming downstairs, but sometimes he feels that there really is another way, if only he could stop bumping for a moment and think of it. And then he feels that perhaps there isn’t. Anyhow, here he is at the bottom, and ready to be introduced to you. Winnie-the-Pooh.

When I first heard his name, I said, just as you are going to say, “But I thought he was a boy?”

“So did I,” said Christopher Robin.

“Then you can’t call him Winnie?”

“I don’t.”

“But you said⁠—”

“He’s Winnie-ther-Pooh. Don’t you know what ‘ther’ means?”

“Ah, yes, now I do,” I said quickly; and I hope you do too, because it is all the explanation you are going to get.

Sometimes Winnie-the-Pooh likes a game of some sort when he comes downstairs, and sometimes he likes to sit quietly in front of the fire and listen to a story. This evening⁠—

“What about a story?” said Christopher Robin.

“What about a story?” I said.

“Could you very sweetly tell Winnie-the-Pooh one?”

“I suppose I could,” I said. “What sort of stories does he like?”

“About himself. Because he’s that sort of Bear.”

“Oh, I see.”

“So could you very sweetly?”

“I’ll try,” I said.

So I tried.

—---------------------

Once upon a time, a very long time ago now, about last Friday, Winnie-the-Pooh lived in a forest all by himself under the name of Sanders.

(“What does ‘under the name’ mean?” asked Christopher Robin.

“It means he had the name over the door in gold letters, and lived under it.”

“Winnie-the-Pooh wasn’t quite sure,” said Christopher Robin.

“Now I am,” said a growly voice.

“Then I will go on,” said I.)

One day when he was out walking, he came to an open place in the middle of the forest, and in the middle of this place was a large oak-tree, and, from the top of the tree, there came a loud buzzing-noise.

Winnie-the-Pooh sat down at the foot of the tree, put his head between his paws and began to think.

First of all he said to himself: “That buzzing-noise means something. You don’t get a buzzing-noise like that, just buzzing and buzzing, without its meaning something. If there’s a buzzing-noise, somebody’s making a buzzing-noise, and the only reason for making a buzzing-noise that I know of is because you’re a bee.”

Then he thought another long time, and said: “And the only reason for being a bee that I know of is making honey.”

And then he got up, and said: “And the only reason for making honey is so as I can eat it.” So he began to climb the tree.

He climbed and he climbed and he climbed, and as he climbed he sang a little song to himself. It went like this:

Isn’t it funny

How a bear likes honey?

Buzz! Buzz! Buzz!

I wonder why he does?

Then he climbed a little further⁠ ⁠… and a little further⁠ ⁠… and then just a little further. By that time he had thought of another song.

It’s a very funny thought that, if Bears were Bees,

They’d build their nests at the bottom of trees.

And that being so (if the Bees were Bears),

We shouldn’t have to climb up all these stairs.

He was getting rather tired by this time, so that is why he sang a Complaining Song. He was nearly there now, and if he just stood on that branch⁠ ⁠…

Crack!

“Oh, help!” said Pooh, as he dropped ten feet on the branch below him.

“If only I hadn’t⁠—” he said, as he bounced twenty feet on to the next branch.

“You see, what I meant to do,” he explained, as he turned head-over-heels, and crashed on to another branch thirty feet below, “what I meant to do⁠—”

“Of course, it was rather⁠—” he admitted, as he slithered very quickly through the next six branches.

“It all comes, I suppose,” he decided, as he said goodbye to the last branch, spun round three times, and flew gracefully into a gorse-bush, “it all comes of liking honey so much. Oh, help!”

He crawled out of the gorse-bush, brushed the prickles from his nose, and began to think again. And the first person he thought of was Christopher Robin.

(“Was that me?” said Christopher Robin in an awed voice, hardly daring to believe it.

“That was you.”

Christopher Robin said nothing, but his eyes got larger and larger, and his face got pinker and pinker.)

So Winnie-the-Pooh went round to his friend Christopher Robin, who lived behind a green door in another part of the forest.

“Good morning, Christopher Robin,” he said.

“Good morning, Winnie-ther-Pooh,” said you.

“I wonder if you’ve got such a thing as a balloon about you?”

“A balloon?”

“Yes, I just said to myself coming along: ‘I wonder if Christopher Robin has such a thing as a balloon about him?’ I just said it to myself, thinking of balloons, and wondering.”

“What do you want a balloon for?” you said.

Winnie-the-Pooh looked round to see that nobody was listening, put his paw to his mouth, and said in a deep whisper: “Honey!”

“But you don’t get honey with balloons!”

“I do,” said Pooh.

Well, it just happened that you had been to a party the day before at the house of your friend Piglet, and you had balloons at the party. You had had a big green balloon; and one of Rabbit’s relations had had a big blue one, and had left it behind, being really too young to go to a party at all; and so you had brought the green one and the blue one home with you.

“Which one would you like?” you asked Pooh.

He put his head between his paws and thought very carefully.

“It’s like this,” he said. “When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let the bees know you’re coming. Now, if you have a green balloon, they might think you were only part of the tree, and not notice you, and, if you have a blue balloon, they might think you were only part of the sky, and not notice you, and the question is: Which is most likely?”

“Wouldn’t they notice you underneath the balloon?” you asked.

“They might or they might not,” said Winnie-the-Pooh. “You never can tell with bees.” He thought for a moment and said: “I shall try to look like a small black cloud. That will deceive them.”

“Then you had better have the blue balloon,” you said; and so it was decided.

Well, you both went out with the blue balloon, and you took your gun with you, just in case, as you always did, and Winnie-the-Pooh went to a very muddy place that he knew of, and rolled and rolled until he was black all over; and then, when the balloon was blown up as big as big, and you and Pooh were both holding on to the string, you let go suddenly, and Pooh Bear floated gracefully up into the sky, and stayed there⁠—level with the top of the tree and about twenty feet away from it.

“Hooray!” you shouted.

“Isn’t that fine?” shouted Winnie-the-Pooh down to you. “What do I look like?”

“You look like a Bear holding on to a balloon,” you said.

“Not,” said Pooh anxiously, “⁠—not like a small black cloud in a blue sky?”

“Not very much.”

“Ah, well, perhaps from up here it looks different. And, as I say, you never can tell with bees.”

There was no wind to blow him nearer to the tree, so there he stayed. He could see the honey, he could smell the honey, but he couldn’t quite reach the honey.

After a little while he called down to you.

“Christopher Robin!” he said in a loud whisper.

“Hallo!”

“I think the bees suspect something!”

“What sort of thing?”

“I don’t know. But something tells me that they’re suspicious!”

“Perhaps they think that you’re after their honey.”

“It may be that. You never can tell with bees.”

There was another little silence, and then he called down to you again.

“Christopher Robin!”

“Yes?”

“Have you an umbrella in your house?”

“I think so.”

“I wish you would bring it out here, and walk up and down with it, and look up at me every now and then, and say ‘Tut-tut, it looks like rain.’ I think, if you did that, it would help the deception which we are practising on these bees.”

Well, you laughed to yourself, “Silly old Bear!” but you didn’t say it aloud because you were so fond of him, and you went home for your umbrella.

“Oh, there you are!” called down Winnie-the-Pooh, as soon as you got back to the tree. “I was beginning to get anxious. I have discovered that the bees are now definitely Suspicious.”

“Shall I put my umbrella up?” you said.

“Yes, but wait a moment. We must be practical. The important bee to deceive is the Queen Bee. Can you see which is the Queen Bee from down there?”

“No.”

“A pity. Well, now, if you walk up and down with your umbrella, saying, ‘Tut-tut, it looks like rain,’ I shall do what I can by singing a little Cloud Song, such as a cloud might sing.⁠ ⁠… Go!”

So, while you walked up and down and wondered if it would rain, Winnie-the-Pooh sang this song:

How sweet to be a Cloud

Floating in the Blue!

Every little cloud

Always sings aloud.

“How sweet to be a Cloud

Floating in the Blue!”

It makes him very proud

To be a little cloud.

The bees were still buzzing as suspiciously as ever. Some of them, indeed, left their nests and flew all round the cloud as it began the second verse of this song, and one bee sat down on the nose of the cloud for a moment, and then got up again.

“Christopher⁠—ow!⁠—Robin,” called out the cloud.

“Yes?”

“I have just been thinking, and I have come to a very important decision. These are the wrong sort of bees.”

“Are they?”

“Quite the wrong sort. So I should think they would make the wrong sort of honey, shouldn’t you?”

“Would they?”

“Yes. So I think I shall come down.”

“How?” asked you.

Winnie-the-Pooh hadn’t thought about this. If he let go of the string, he would fall⁠—bump⁠—and he didn’t like the idea of that. So he thought for a long time, and then he said:

“Christopher Robin, you must shoot the balloon with your gun. Have you got your gun?”

“Of course I have,” you said. “But if I do that, it will spoil the balloon,” you said.

“But if you don’t,” said Pooh, “I shall have to let go, and that would spoil me.”

When he put it like this, you saw how it was, and you aimed very carefully at the balloon, and fired.

“Ow!” said Pooh.

“Did I miss?” you asked.

“You didn’t exactly miss,” said Pooh, “but you missed the balloon.”

“I’m so sorry,” you said, and you fired again, and this time you hit the balloon, and the air came slowly out, and Winnie-the-Pooh floated down to the ground.

But his arms were so stiff from holding on to the string of the balloon all that time that they stayed up straight in the air for more than a week, and whenever a fly came and settled on his nose he had to blow it off. And I think⁠—but I am not sure⁠—that that is why he was always called Pooh.

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“Is that the end of the story?” asked Christopher Robin.

“That’s the end of that one. There are others.”

“About Pooh and Me?”

“And Piglet and Rabbit and all of you. Don’t you remember?”

“I do remember, and then when I try to remember, I forget.”

“That day when Pooh and Piglet tried to catch the Heffalump⁠—”

“They didn’t catch it, did they?”

“No.”

“Pooh couldn’t, because he hasn’t any brain. Did I catch it?”

“Well, that comes into the story.”

Christopher Robin nodded.

“I do remember,” he said, “only Pooh doesn’t very well, so that’s why he likes having it told to him again. Because then it’s a real story and not just a remembering.”

“That’s just how I feel,” I said.

Christopher Robin gave a deep sigh, picked his Bear up by the leg, and walked off to the door, trailing Pooh behind him. At the door he turned and said, “Coming to see me have my bath?”

“I might,” I said.

“I didn’t hurt him when I shot him, did I?”

“Not a bit.”

He nodded and went out, and in a moment I heard Winnie-the-Pooh⁠—bump, bump, bump⁠—going up the stairs behind him.

LESSONS:

Wow. I really love that story. It’s so funny and strange, but…cute? and it just makes me smile. I hope that you enjoyed it too. Now it’s time for three tiny lessons.

First, let’s look at THE BIG PICTURE where I ask you about the story itself. Today’s question is: Why do you think there are two different stories? The main part of the story is about Winnie-the-Pooh trying to get some honey. But at the beginning and the end there’s another story, about Christopher Robin and his father.

Why do you think that Milne, the author, wrote it that way? I know that I love it, because when I was kid, these were my bedtime stories. So it helped me imagine myself as Christopher Robin.

What do you think? If you look in the show notes, or on the website, there is an invitation to the Discord for this show. I hope you’ll go there and share your answers.

Now, let’s go over to the DICTIONARY DISCO, where we talk about vocabulary. I’ve got two good vocabulary words for you.

The first one is growly, as in “Now I am,” said a growly voice.

This comes from growl, which is the sound that a dog makes when it’s angry, like “rrrr”. So, I don’t think that Pooh is actually growling (grr) like a dog, but I tried to make my voice sound a bit growly when I was recording.

The second word is slithered, as in “as he slithered very quickly through the next six branches.

This word means to move like a snake, kind of sliding back and forth. Again, I don’t think that Pooh actually fell through the branches like a snake. I think he kind of slipped through the branches very quickly.

How about YOUR vocabulary words? What words did you not know? What words have you looked up since you’ve been listening? Jump on the Discord. Share them!

Finally, it’s time for the MELODY MOMENT where we talk about pronunciation. Since this is the very first episode, I’d like to explain what I mean by melody. In a song, a melody has two main parts: Rhythm and intonation. So today we’re gonna talk about rhythm. Think like the drums in a song. Here. Listen to those drums I made for the Dictionary Disco. Hear that “boots and cats?” That’s the rhythm of disco. Now, listen to this sentence: (Then he climbed a little further⁠ ⁠… and a little further⁠ ⁠… and then just a little further. ) In English, some words, or some parts of words, are much stronger than others. Then he CLIMBed a little FURthJUST… That’s the rhythm. You can hear, CLIMB….FUR…JUST…FURther. These parts of these words are stronger, much stronger than he or a or and a. Those are tiny. And that gives English its own rhythm. Here, listen again, try to copy it yourself. Then he climbed a little further⁠ ⁠… and a little further⁠ ⁠… and then just a little further. ) Go back and listen to some of the story. What words do you notice that are really much stronger than the other words. How does that rhythm compare to the rhythm in your language?

CREDITS:

Thank you for listening to the very first episode of A Little English.

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The stories I read are in the public domain, and I get them from standardebooks.org, which is a really good website and you should check it out.

Again, thank you so much for listening. I have big plans for this project, and I hope you will come along for the ride.

For now, be kind to yourselves, and to each other.

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