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Speaker:hello there boyfriend how are you this fine day
Speaker:I'm really good is it working
Speaker:yes excellent
Speaker:let's not talk shit I'm afraid to ask
Speaker:but I have a great question
Speaker:I don't even know what I was gonna say
Speaker:I'm so disturbed right now
Speaker:welcome to afraid to ask hi
Speaker:I shouldn't be afraid to ask anything yeah
Speaker:why would I be afraid that you send stuff to an editor
Speaker:so what did I say that was so inappropriate
Speaker:can I reiterate when do eggs expire
Speaker:oh cause we're just talking about
Speaker:that's actually been recently updated
Speaker:it has since we recorded a podcast last week
Speaker:so it's called AMA no
Speaker:not since last week
Speaker:AMA advanced maternal age used to be age 40 and above
Speaker:but now we're actually singing 35 and above age
Speaker:you can't fuck that mature ass
Speaker:oh my God
Speaker:you're really inappropriate just starting off strong
Speaker:okay AMA is this is uh
Speaker:just said advanced maternal age
Speaker:so this would be the age at which
Speaker:it is healthy to conceive
Speaker:there are more risks associated with
Speaker:and advanced age into female
Speaker:because your OVA
Speaker:do tend to have more genetic abnormalities as you age
Speaker:OVA is plural of ovary OVA
Speaker:so it's an egg okay
Speaker:so did you know that
Speaker:you are born with the amount of eggs
Speaker:you will have for your entire life
Speaker:did not whereas men regenerate not regenerate
Speaker:produce more sperm all of the time
Speaker:women don't create new eggs
Speaker:they're born so
Speaker:baby girls have the same amount of eggs
Speaker:that they will have the rest of their lives
Speaker:well
Speaker:actually less because once you start ovulating monthly
Speaker:you lose an egg
Speaker:but you never make more and unbelievable
Speaker:and so so they're very rare
Speaker:so the man who gives a shit
Speaker:millions of sperms yeah
Speaker:because they can't get the job done
Speaker:we're regenerating is that what really what it is
Speaker:they're so you're right there's so many of them yeah
Speaker:and we just why our house
Speaker:you mean you have
Speaker:or just like we had billions to get the job done
Speaker:it's kind of unbelievable
Speaker:yeah it is
Speaker:it's actually it's quite a fascinating process
Speaker:millions of sperm
Speaker:one of them get is this might be a dumb question
Speaker:is that because the obvious answer is it
Speaker:do we have millions of sperm
Speaker:are we kind of like cause I was with this um
Speaker:I don't know if this is a good comparison
Speaker:but I was with this management company once
Speaker:I was waiting for something and they
Speaker:what did you know
Speaker:he says with this management company once
Speaker:and you were talking about your sperm to them
Speaker:no they signed like a shitload of comics
Speaker:just fucking everybody
Speaker:they would sign everybody open miker and there
Speaker:you know what they're just hoping one of those
Speaker:one of them one of them was Dave Chappelle yeah
Speaker:they were just hoping for the Dave Chappelle
Speaker:that's the sperm they would sign everybody
Speaker:that's like one way to get high quality
Speaker:other people cultivate talent
Speaker:and only sign someone that they truly believe in
Speaker:which I think is that's what the egg
Speaker:well there is theory to that
Speaker:in the sense that
Speaker:not all sperm have the motility of a fucking warrior
Speaker:so like some of them are slower
Speaker:there's a little tail right
Speaker:so like the faster
Speaker:more aggressive sperm will reach the egg first
Speaker:and it's the first sperm that attaches to the egg
Speaker:so the ones that aren't as good don't make it
Speaker:that's what I was
Speaker:I didn't say that as I was getting millions of them
Speaker:why can't you have five
Speaker:like you know what I'm picturing
Speaker:why are there so many shitty sperm
Speaker:great question that's where I was going
Speaker:I didn't get there but I was real
Speaker:I was legitimately trying to say
Speaker:is that so we get the very best firm
Speaker:and we're just signing the open mikers to get the very
Speaker:very good comedian
Speaker:you know I'm picturing
Speaker:I'm picturing like all these
Speaker:I just dump out like 20 eggs
Speaker:and like
Speaker:the one that goes down the best and the strongest
Speaker:in the most robust is the one that wins
Speaker:I think it's interesting the differences
Speaker:it absolutely I was picturing just now
Speaker:the whole time you were talking dump out eggs
Speaker:made me picture something
Speaker:but then also I pictured all my little sperms
Speaker:in an American Ninja Warrior type of competition
Speaker:where they're all fighting
Speaker:and they're all running side by side
Speaker:and then that little sperm runs up
Speaker:and hits that red button boom
Speaker:that's your kid do you know what I think is interesting
Speaker:you remember when we had a discussion about like
Speaker:they move like crazy right
Speaker:they're swimming like to win the race
Speaker:this was not on the podcast by the way
Speaker:what talking about this oh no
Speaker:this was just in bed one night
Speaker:this is pillow talk the way that we discuss things yeah
Speaker:you're saying sperm move yes
Speaker:why don't you feel them in your mouth Jeez
Speaker:or on your chest or in your hand
Speaker:why doesn't your dirty washcloth move
Speaker:I don't know I wish
Speaker:it would crawl itself to the fucking laundry room
Speaker:it should if you had a bunch of champions in there
Speaker:isn't that interesting it is moving at a rapid rate
Speaker:it is
Speaker:do you think it's because they instantly die when they
Speaker:when they hit the air they don't instantly die
Speaker:but they do die pretty quickly
Speaker:and the other thing is that it's it's microscopic right
Speaker:do they so they die when they
Speaker:they don't have a very long longevity after okay
Speaker:release interesting sperm do last
Speaker:which is this is kind of cool
Speaker:more than a day usually inside of a vagina
Speaker:so like when you're trying to conceive
Speaker:you don't have to have sex
Speaker:exactly when you think that you're ovulating
Speaker:you could wow like a day or two before or after
Speaker:and some of them will still survive
Speaker:so we actually recommend having sex every other day
Speaker:to get pregnant yeah
Speaker:you recommend that
Speaker:but I gotta find somebody to do it with me
Speaker:whenever I hear that they go like
Speaker:oh we recommend sex once a week
Speaker:you're like yeah
Speaker:well I gotta move a guy
Speaker:I can't just go to a bar no
Speaker:I mean when people are trying to have a baby
Speaker:they have sex every single day right
Speaker:you actually can't make enough sperm every day
Speaker:so it's kind of like you're shooting like half blinks
Speaker:ah like you're you're doing it
Speaker:but you don't have as much as much
Speaker:you want a bunch to like really increase your owns
Speaker:you know how there are misconceptions about conception
Speaker:about like birth control in the pull out method
Speaker:whether it works or not things like that
Speaker:I always heard
Speaker:I'm glad you kind of confirmed that the air kills this
Speaker:but I never heard that Eric
Speaker:cause that's why whenever I'm have sex with a girl
Speaker:and I don't have a condom
Speaker:I'll shoot it into her vagina
Speaker:but just from an inch away
Speaker:so that way it all dies as it goes in
Speaker:you're so gross it's there safe
Speaker:was this a good idea to podcast with your girlfriend
Speaker:cause right now I'm kind of like you
Speaker:yeah Chris
Speaker:should we start
Speaker:recording that was all just me asking some questions oh
Speaker:great so
Speaker:you just disgusted me for 20 minutes before we started
Speaker:I have a question coming in
Speaker:and it actually has to do with
Speaker:can I see one more thing oh god
Speaker:isn't it crazy how much harder it is for a woman
Speaker:I mean this is goes without saying
Speaker:but isn't it crazy how for
Speaker:let me let me say this for a guy
Speaker:it's actually harder for me
Speaker:choose your words wisely right now
Speaker:I'm having trouble choosing my words
Speaker:it's actually harder for a guy to
Speaker:you're not even on thin ice
Speaker:you're on like thin sperm air right now with me
Speaker:so you know how having a baby is a miracle yeah
Speaker:you create this human being
Speaker:do you really for a guy you don't do shit
Speaker:it's easier for me to have a baby than not have a baby
Speaker:like it's actually harder for me to not have a baby
Speaker:than have a baby to create this life
Speaker:like actually
Speaker:it's like one extra step to not create a person
Speaker:it's one extra step
Speaker:is that nuts by not doing anything people everywhere
Speaker:it's not wild I also thought it was interesting if like
Speaker:the billions of people in the world
Speaker:that means people have sex
Speaker:or have had sex over a billion times right
Speaker:that's a lot of sex tons of sex um
Speaker:yeah I guess it is an effort right to like wrap it up
Speaker:yeah you got some type of birth control or something
Speaker:versus just like
Speaker:yep that's noise I make this brings me to this question
Speaker:which kind of ties in here I'm really unattractive
Speaker:hey Jamie and Erica
Speaker:I have a question I well
Speaker:basically I was with somebody in the condom broke
Speaker:and it's been about two days
Speaker:so I can't take the Plan B pill
Speaker:I'm just wondering what my options are
Speaker:is there a plan C I was not on birth control um
Speaker:is there anything that you can tell me about
Speaker:about the situation that might be able to help me
Speaker:thank you
Speaker:wow
Speaker:so just I didn't know that was what the question was
Speaker:how long ago
Speaker:how long ago did you get that
Speaker:cause she said two days ago
Speaker:let me ask the voicemail let me ask the voicemail
Speaker:what was your question
Speaker:cause you actually have more time in two days oh
Speaker:that's good news so if it's like a brand new call
Speaker:you're good if it's been like a week
Speaker:then you're not good I have terrible news
Speaker:it was a year ago this podcast is gonna be really sweet
Speaker:we have to figure something out immediately
Speaker:and that is when we record a podcast
Speaker:I have to contact this person
Speaker:I have to listen to all the messages first
Speaker:this one's very time sensitive
Speaker:we need to have press 1 you know
Speaker:when you leave a voice message
Speaker:and it goes press 1 for urgent
Speaker:I feel really terrible about this okay
Speaker:well first of all
Speaker:if you're getting all medical advice from a podcast
Speaker:we need to fix that can we help her at least
Speaker:so say this message is 1 week old
Speaker:can we at least help her
Speaker:what are some names for the baby
Speaker:oh my god I feel really bad about this okay
Speaker:first of all
Speaker:you need to know this about me going forward
Speaker:and all doctors in general right
Speaker:we talked about this before in a previous episode
Speaker:about the legalities of giving medical advice for free
Speaker:I can get into serious trouble
Speaker:what do you want from her like 100 bucks
Speaker:I get what you're saying
Speaker:I don't have a whole medical list of all of this
Speaker:patients I understand history allergies
Speaker:surgical history family history etc
Speaker:this is not medical advice
Speaker:so when I talk about this
Speaker:this is not medical advice
Speaker:this is specifically education with entertain
Speaker:fuck it your own risk listen
Speaker:fuck your own do it your own
Speaker:we almost called the podcast that
Speaker:but you know what fuck your own risk
Speaker:there's already three podcasts
Speaker:no there's not
Speaker:did you really look that one up
Speaker:I kind of like that one
Speaker:kind of like it alright
Speaker:so I really feel bad about this
Speaker:so so point being
Speaker:you always see doctors on social media being like
Speaker:this is not medical advice
Speaker:but sure specifically like if you have this kid problem
Speaker:go see your doctor so there's differences okay
Speaker:we'll make sure
Speaker:there will be a disclaimer for every episode
Speaker:that freeze us from any possible absolutely
Speaker:thank you it's expensive
Speaker:so you're let's
Speaker:let's pretend
Speaker:this person still had a shot at getting rid of this
Speaker:baby they don't want with a stranger
Speaker:oh my gosh can we play it again
Speaker:did they see stranger
Speaker:I don't this makes me feel
Speaker:let's play it one more time wait
Speaker:hey Jamie and Erica
Speaker:um I have a question
Speaker:I
Speaker:well basically
Speaker:I was with somebody in the condom broke
Speaker:and it's been about two days
Speaker:so I can't take the Plan B pill
Speaker:I'm just wondering what my options are
Speaker:I was not on birth control
Speaker:um okay
Speaker:sounds to me like a um
Speaker:let me ask you a question
Speaker:plan a let's say is like abstinence and or an ID
Speaker:Plan B is like
Speaker:wow I we
Speaker:we you go to the
Speaker:explain me a prescription
Speaker:uh actually it's not
Speaker:it's available over the counter now
Speaker:but it's usually behind the pharmacy wall
Speaker:so you have to ask the pharmacist for it
Speaker:can I ask you a question so a follow up
Speaker:she didn't ask us but I was just looking online
Speaker:what are your thoughts on Plan C
Speaker:do you know about this this is
Speaker:you change your name and you move out of the country
Speaker:no hope
Speaker:hope the girl doesn't find you
Speaker:do you know
Speaker:how much shittier it is for a girl to get pregnant
Speaker:with a stranger than a guy
Speaker:you know why she's she ends up with a baby yeah
Speaker:and also gets pregnant and has to deal with all of that
Speaker:hmm but sure
Speaker:move out of the country Jamie no
Speaker:this is a serious thing I'm gonna follow up
Speaker:so Plan B is actually really cool and it lasts
Speaker:it is more effective the sooner you take it yeah
Speaker:like as soon as you have unprotected sex
Speaker:like it's advantageous to have
Speaker:so say you don't like other birth control forms
Speaker:I keep one right in my mouth like right here
Speaker:I break it almost like poison
Speaker:I'm ready to go at all times
Speaker:I can just immediately too bad it's not cyanide
Speaker:so essentially the sooner you take it
Speaker:the better the chance that you will not have this yeah
Speaker:so Plan B basically so it's a progesterone hormone yeah
Speaker:it's cool because it's just a pill
Speaker:it's nothing invasive
Speaker:so the progesterone is like is like the pill no
Speaker:well there are progesterone birth control pills
Speaker:and then there's estrogen progesterone combo cocky
Speaker:right that they just go this is the pill lots of pills
Speaker:pills that make your it's a high speed
Speaker:but do you think that's pretty cocky
Speaker:that they call birth control the pill
Speaker:what if I would what if I was like
Speaker:hey tonight you wanna wanna take a look at the dick
Speaker:there's so many
Speaker:like to call the pill that's like the biggest
Speaker:but I guess maybe it is the best pill
Speaker:what do you think oh
Speaker:that's a most important pill question
Speaker:if you ask a doctor what their favorite medication is
Speaker:you're gonna get a variety of answers
Speaker:based on our specialties but that's an important one
Speaker:the pill the birth control pill
Speaker:please continue what's important
Speaker:because it doesn't just help with birth control
Speaker:but we can get into that later
Speaker:progesterone progesterone prevents ovulation
Speaker:so you can actually take it after you have sex
Speaker:if you haven't ovulated it yet
Speaker:it prevents you from ovulating
Speaker:so you can't get pregnant
Speaker:which is really really cool um
Speaker:it can block fertilization
Speaker:or it can actually keep a fertilized egg from like
Speaker:implanting into your uterus
Speaker:so you've got up to 72 hours
Speaker:72 hours 3 days
Speaker:let me see what this voicemail was haha
Speaker:so that's the pill the pill who
Speaker:I'm not joking this was the first one
Speaker:did you know that there's an IUD
Speaker:so that's an intrauterine device
Speaker:it's a little copper yeah
Speaker:there's other I just say it like that
Speaker:don't know
Speaker:I don't know no answer no
Speaker:I don't know where that came from where I put it
Speaker:but I can put one in you
Speaker:yeah okay
Speaker:ID up to 5 days after unprotected sex
Speaker:you can put that in hold on a second
Speaker:this could be good say this voice smells a few days old
Speaker:but I could still I could
Speaker:I can contact this person
Speaker:before this podcast comes out
Speaker:and we will get to them within 5 days
Speaker:you're saying they could have an IUD
Speaker:which I thought was only prophylactic
Speaker:no pun intended and we could put that in
Speaker:and we could retroactively be on birth control correct
Speaker:holy holy fucking like
Speaker:not like Black Mirror type of shit change in the past
Speaker:interesting too is um
Speaker:I was asked to write a woman's health article
Speaker:for a magazine really recently
Speaker:actually about the safety of Plan B
Speaker:how often you can take it
Speaker:did you can take it as many times as you need to wow
Speaker:it's a it's a lot of a hormone though
Speaker:and there's side effects you might feel Moody
Speaker:you might feel crampy
Speaker:your periods definitely can be affected
Speaker:so I mean it's not a great thing to take all the time
Speaker:and I think the biggest thing is um
Speaker:the fear of gosh what if you like
Speaker:run out right now and you missed your window
Speaker:well sometimes people will have like one in stock
Speaker:maybe they don't like to take birth control every day
Speaker:because a daily
Speaker:birth control medication can cause more side effects
Speaker:so say a woman is like well
Speaker:just in case the condom breaks right
Speaker:or just in case we don't have a condom or whatever yeah
Speaker:do you think that if a woman
Speaker:you're saying you could take it a bunch of times
Speaker:wherever and it's safe
Speaker:which is great
Speaker:but do you think in the third time it's like hey
Speaker:stop buying rubbers from the fucking dollar store
Speaker:well yeah
Speaker:or stop having over drunk unprotected sex
Speaker:we don't know what to do because it's risky
Speaker:because what if you forget to take it
Speaker:then you would potentially have a pregnancy
Speaker:that you didn't desire
Speaker:or it also can be cost prohibitive
Speaker:I mean Plan B isn't cheap
Speaker:it's not no
Speaker:and it's not usually covered by like
Speaker:insurances or other healthcare plans
Speaker:so you're paying out of pocket
Speaker:I want a couple hundred bucks
Speaker:well it's cheaper than having a baby
Speaker:yep fuck yes
Speaker:it is is it cheaper than $300,000 over a lifetime
Speaker:is that the average
Speaker:I thought it was even more than that
Speaker:I just made up a number the average of having a kid
Speaker:average of having kids I wanted
Speaker:I thought it was half a million right
Speaker:let's look it up I'd love to be depressed today
Speaker:Savage multiply it by cost
Speaker:do you ever talk to friends who don't have kids
Speaker:and they try to make you feel better about having
Speaker:I don't know if we should have this information
Speaker:I don't know we should have this information as parents
Speaker:I'm fine with it 500,000 each kid
Speaker:is it more
Speaker:as always there's different sources on the internet
Speaker:I found a 501 million per kid
Speaker:so I found a very recent one
Speaker:where there's a bunch of different ones
Speaker:that you're within the range of what they mentioned
Speaker:the most recent article that just came out
Speaker:a couple months ago from CBS News
Speaker:says that raising a child from birth
Speaker:age 18 now cost an average of two hundred
Speaker:thirty seven thousand dollars
Speaker:right around two hundred and forty thousand dollars
Speaker:and guess what that's before college
Speaker:yeah
Speaker:I was gonna say you're putting in college was a lot
Speaker:yeah because I don't
Speaker:I think a lot of parents not even college
Speaker:but they still help their kids when they're 18
Speaker:they don't really just like
Speaker:of course they do you know
Speaker:for and forever yes
Speaker:like I know
Speaker:like my parents are wonderful
Speaker:and still help me out with stuff
Speaker:or like yeah
Speaker:grandparents showering yeah
Speaker:not just their kids but their grandkids
Speaker:what about that trickle down effect
Speaker:oh I brought money for my kids
Speaker:I brought my mom to buy these cameras grandkids
Speaker:so take that math and do it right
Speaker:yeah cause now you're retired
Speaker:you don't have like income coming in
Speaker:and you're also buying stuff for your grandkids
Speaker:so it's an expensive thing
Speaker:so like obviously prevention is key and
Speaker:and birth control is way cheaper than that
Speaker:if you don't want a child
Speaker:children are worth it but if you don't want one yeah
Speaker:it's way cheaper the problem is access
Speaker:if you can't get access and you run out of that window
Speaker:and then you do get pregnant
Speaker:access to Plan B yeah
Speaker:what's our my easiest keg at Walgreens
Speaker:oh okay
Speaker:not available at pharmacies
Speaker:really quick just on the money kit thing
Speaker:my I have a friend without children
Speaker:he loves to talk about a hardest to have kids
Speaker:it's fun to be with other parents where you can go
Speaker:having your little kid like
Speaker:snuggle with you
Speaker:or turn to you and say a magical thing
Speaker:you don't give a fuck about $240,000
Speaker:and I have this theory that
Speaker:there's no way to explain to someone
Speaker:without kids that value impossible
Speaker:it would be like if you never saw the color blue
Speaker:you wouldn't miss it but if I saw the color blue
Speaker:be like where's blue go yeah
Speaker:cause I think it cause I think it uh
Speaker:I don't think we can quantify well
Speaker:I think teach their own I mean
Speaker:there's some people who really shouldn't have kids
Speaker:and they're so happy and they
Speaker:they fucking crush it uh huh
Speaker:without kids and good for them
Speaker:yeah and there's people who have kids
Speaker:that shouldn't have kids absolutely
Speaker:and there's people who have kids
Speaker:who should have more kids
Speaker:cause they're fucking awesome at it
Speaker:I think the biggest thing is just like
Speaker:do your own thing
Speaker:but it's certainly nice to plan and not have surprises
Speaker:absolutely kids are
Speaker:I would have tons of kids if it was
Speaker:if it was a not expensive
Speaker:you know I wouldn't
Speaker:so we should
Speaker:I didn't mean well okay
Speaker:I think that you have to um
Speaker:have a balance yeah
Speaker:like the people on TV who are like 18 kids and like
Speaker:their oldest kid is like raising the youngest kid
Speaker:cause they're an adult now
Speaker:and like their kid is friends with their sibling
Speaker:who's also two and whatever again
Speaker:I don't wanna get like heat for this
Speaker:like every family can do their own thing
Speaker:but for me I love giving my kids attention
Speaker:and I feel like I start to get like
Speaker:split when I have like one thing here
Speaker:one thing there so if I had like 50 kids
Speaker:I'd be like ah
Speaker:what the fuck that's a great point
Speaker:too many kids also
Speaker:when I said that I didn't
Speaker:first of all
Speaker:I don't think I meant it and I think I might have lied
Speaker:I was just thinking when I was having children
Speaker:at the time when we're having children
Speaker:it would I think it would have been cool
Speaker:I I loved having them so much
Speaker:I'd be like I'll be cool to have a ton of them
Speaker:I don't wanna start over yeah
Speaker:well that's huge
Speaker:I like that I'm at where I'm at with these dudes
Speaker:and you can kind of get back to your own life
Speaker:so that's why I'm so hypersensitive over birth control
Speaker:cause I don't wanna start over either yeah
Speaker:um
Speaker:can I tell you go for it you go first haha
Speaker:I was just gonna say there's so much anxiety yeah um
Speaker:if you're not on birth control as a woman
Speaker:I don't know how a guy feels
Speaker:but like as a woman
Speaker:like I need something to tell me right after sex
Speaker:I don't have to go run the store and buy Plan B
Speaker:or freak the fuck out and go see my doctor
Speaker:like I want something to be like okay
Speaker:there's no way that I could get pregnant right
Speaker:you're a planner though you're a planner
Speaker:but it ruins the whole moment
Speaker:like as soon as you have sex and you're like oh
Speaker:that was great oh fuck like I want that
Speaker:but didn't that person not plan correctly
Speaker:but I guess things happen
Speaker:we don't know I just think it's a lot of stress and
Speaker:and I don't know how the guy feels if you're just like
Speaker:oh that was great
Speaker:I'm gonna go to sleep but as a woman I'm like
Speaker:oh my God like
Speaker:I'm picturing like your gross heated sperm
Speaker:like coming after my perfect innocent eggs
Speaker:and they're just sitting there
Speaker:yeah but of course we care as guy I mean
Speaker:I can only speak for myself
Speaker:but of course
Speaker:I'm worried about if I'm with someone she
Speaker:the possibility of pregnancy when all that goes
Speaker:that goes out the window though young
Speaker:dumb in college drunk things like that
Speaker:I don't know about that what do you mean
Speaker:I've never been blackout drunk enough to be like
Speaker:I don't care
Speaker:let's take my chances with Russian roulette dick
Speaker:that's what I'm a guys I think
Speaker:oh I see what you're saying
Speaker:there's a woman
Speaker:but I've heard of other girls who just are like
Speaker:oh haha
Speaker:didn't have a condom not on birth control
Speaker:whoops no
Speaker:but I've never been that drunk to be like
Speaker:oh like
Speaker:I feel like there's a certain like
Speaker:set of guidelines or standards everybody has
Speaker:and for me it was like I'm not getting fucking pregnant
Speaker:I'm going to medical school
Speaker:I've got plans I got shit
Speaker:and I was like hell bent
Speaker:like there will be no dick that ruins it for me
Speaker:I don't like the excuse that you got so drunk
Speaker:that you cheated on somebody okay
Speaker:and have standards
Speaker:or your inhibitions were just so severe
Speaker:can I change that's a great question
Speaker:can I stop you so we have to wrap this one up
Speaker:and on that note I'm just thinking of your sperm
Speaker:you're not a nigga
Speaker:I totally have a question I'm afraid to ask
Speaker:coming up on the next episode of afraid to ask
Speaker:the things that you said
Speaker:some of them were pretty fucked up
Speaker:not me but like way out of character really
Speaker:and I just don't what's the worst one
Speaker:when you cried hmm
Speaker:but like I cried about my dad dying or something
Speaker:I said something about bad
Speaker:but it was like out of nowhere
Speaker:where you had like a panic attack
Speaker:and you were out of control of your own body
