John Jamingo and Duchess come out swinging after the White House Correspondents Dinner debacle and the latest attempt to take out President Trump, holding nothing back over the endless stream of leftist hypocrisy, “violent” rhetoric, and media gaslighting. Caroline Levitt gets more real at a podium than any Fox News anchor, Congresswoman Bonnie Watson Coleman (81 years old and still raging) out-Boomers the Boomers, and Jimmy Kimmel catches well-deserved flak for “jokes” about Melania that make even the Duchess cringe.

Oh, and it wouldn’t be Boomer Bunker without a parade of internet psychos wishing for Trump’s assassination, fresh reminders that the left can’t handle being called violent while they screech about Nazis, and a brand new round of “Name That Gender” with videos so ridiculous even John Jamingo can’t tell who’s who. Toss in stories about tax law and sugar daddy IRS loopholes (yes, apparently they exist), roast jokes that never saw the light of day, and the usual pile-up of Bunker voicemails, and you’ve got more ammo than a Biden Secret Service detail. Click play—you’ll either yell back or laugh your ass off, but you won’t be bored.

Topics Covered:

• White House Correspondents Dinner Security Flop — John Jamingo breaks down the absurdity of how someone assembles a shotgun near Secret Service at the Hilton, using decades-old elevator repair run-ins with Clinton and Bush for receipts.
• Leftist Rhetoric and Media Hypocrisy — Duchess and John Jamingo torch the “no political violence” crocodile tears, rolling actual quotes from Democrats calling for “war,” protest, and disruption—then acting shocked when maniacs try to assassinate Trump.
• Mainstream Media Gaslighting — Direct callouts of George Stephanopoulos (“Snuffalopagus”), Bonnie Watson Coleman, and Brian Stelter get the full Boomer Bunker treatment for their “shut-up-and-obey” approach to Trump and anyone right of Karl Marx.
• Apple Podcasts Video and Podcast Tech — John Jamingo rants on why nobody sane wants Apple Podcasts video, jokes about broken car interfaces, and why Streamyard (though expensive) beats the competition when you want a podcast that actually works.
• AI “Enhancing” Evidence — Don’t miss the Zapruder-style deep dive into how AI “made the threat look like he was holding a sign” and why nobody seems to care if the evidence is edited after the fact.
• Gender Games & ASMR Weirdos — “Name That Gender” returns; listeners and hosts alike try (and mostly fail) to identify what’s actually happening on TikTok and the internet. Flipper-finger hot dog guy, anyone?
• Ridiculous Social Media Outrage — Showcases liberal TikTokers orgasmically wishing for Trump’s death—not euphemistically, but out loud, on camera.
• NFL Draft and NASCAR Carnage — A brief reprieve as John Jamingo laments the Eagles' “dipsy doodle” and elaborates on the only black NASCAR driver, Bubba Wallace, nearly totaling half the field at Talladega.
• Jimmy Kimmel and the “Expectant Widow” Joke — Duchess reads Trump’s clapback and the Bunker crew hammers modern late-night “comedy.”
• Voicemail Roast and Degenerate Jokes — Listener messages go off the rails: tax advice, racial joke escalation, and Daniel’s ongoing campaign to shame John Jamingo’s accents off the show forever.
• Gavin Newsom’s Wife and “Misogyny” — Jennifer “Nuisance” Newsom gets roasted for pretending a harsh Trump interview defines how men treat women, before the team reminds everyone what real misogyny looks like (shoving boys into girls’ locker rooms and punishing girls for objecting).
• Everything Wrong with Modern Media Conglomerates — Disney, ESPN, Warner, and the left’s “minority opinions” get shredded, with calls for breaking up Big Media like the old AT&T/Bell.

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You think your stupid little podcast or.

Your little TV show is going to change the world?

Like hell it is.

I'm going to start a podcast that has no focus and it'll take up an inordinate amount of time.

Hey, everybody.

Why is this.

I can't hear anything in my headphones.

What just happened?

Oh, my God.

I can't stand it.

There we go.

Ah, that's nothing like this.

We can hear the engines.

Yeah, we can hear the engines now.

Hey, it's Monday.

Welcome to episode 409.

You know, like the spray cleaner.

I am one of your hosts, John Jimango, and alongside me is the Duchess.

Good evening.

And quietly lurking in the background, we have producer Mike.

I love when you crack yourself up because you just lose your completely.

Who said they couldn't hear me?

I, I, I'm sure they can hear me.

We can, we can hear.

All right.

Thank God.

Yeah, I know, Bud Vugger, I swear.

I know.

Oh, bad winds out in Michigan.

70,000 Without power.

Really?

Dang.

Yeah, that's terrible.

One of my.

Where did you get those intros?

What the fuck does your feed look like?

You know, it's, it's so funny.

I clicked on one.

I remember.

I told you I wanted to remember that guy that, with the, with the little flipper.

The little flipper finger hands these guys.

Yeah, he does that.

Putting the hot dogs together.

Well, you know, he does other videos and I guess I put that on there and the next thing I know, I was in handicap.

In handicap hell.

Yeah, Heaven or hell.

And I started, I said, I got to put these in.

So if anybody's listening to this, they don't understand.

When we get ready to start the podcast, I have like a three minute intro so people can get in and to watch the show and.

Oh, I'm sorry, Butt vugger.

Yes, they were handicapable.

Yes.

So I had a bunch of, bunch of handicapped people doing, you know, handicapable things.

So there you go.

Cody corrected you as well.

And you said McNubbins has chicken wings.

McNubbins has chicken wings for hands.

Yes.

He, that guy with the hot dog, he seemed he could get.

Yeah, he would.

He's pretty capable with his little flippy things.

Yeah, his little, little flipper fingers.

He's got like little tiny flipper fingers for the tapping.

Is that like his.

I guess that's his thing where he taps stuff.

Like he just hammers it.

Man, he can really get going.

Sounds like a rabbit.

Like, with the Rabbit.

When they do that, they're back.

I gotta be honest with you.

I. I think he could be a very capable lover.

Oh,.

No.

Sounds like he could.

He could speed bag that bean, I would imagine.

I think he got to put him.

I think he had a place in there like a pillow.

Right.

And they just let him go to town.

He's got a normal head.

Asmr.

No, but Booger says he can lick his elbow.

He could, because his elbow's real short.

It's not like he couldn't.

Oh, all right.

Well.

Daddy, no, I gotta tell you, unless we're.

Unless we got any other sexy Duchess drops that we can throw in there when she's thinking about the guy with his flipper finger.

No.

Okay.

I think.

No, don't stop.

Can you talk like Mike Rowe?

Lube up them nubs, Let them go to town.

Yeah, why not?

Here, I don't know if you have this problem, Duchess, because you're not as old as I am, but I have friends of mine, people that I know, they hate technology, and they didn't grow up with it.

Oh, yeah.

All right.

So, you know, they had.

They fought the iPhone, they had flip phones, and then they finally got an iPhone, and then they bitched about that.

And they don't use a computer because they don't see it.

They just watch TV and listen to the radio.

They don't know anything, how to do anything else.

Right?

And so I. I'm on the cutting edge of technology, Mr. Technology.

Yeah.

I like to use things that, you.

Know, like paperless, tons of mixers, lots.

Of phones just for you.

Paperless billing, you know, where your bill comes in and you don't have to go to the mailbox and it's there and you can send it.

And a lot of times you could pay it online without any service charge.

You could set it and forget it.

Sometimes you can have automatic payment if you know it's going to come out.

It's the same every month.

You just set it and forget it.

And this way you don't have to worry about it.

Well, you know, Jimmy starts, he sends.

Yeah, Mr. Fucking Computer Expert.

Let me tell you what just happened to me.

I said, oh, okay, dummy, what do you fuck up now?

As you're so patient and kind with.

Again, why call me?

Here's what happens.

Why is he calling?

Wait a minute.

Here's what happens.

He goes to use something on a computer or phone or whatever, and it doesn't work because why?

Because he don't know how to do it.

And he misclicked something.

All right?

So now with his.

Yeah.

With his dirty dick beaters.

And so then he'll call me to bitch about it to me.

Like.

Like it's.

I did it to him.

Or number one, he's gonna prove me wrong.

That.

You know, this is why justifying.

You know, this is why take an 82 cent stamp and put it on an envelope and walk it to the mailbox.

You know, because.

And that's why I write a checkout.

Okay.

No, it's holding.

I don't call you when I take and pay something online and go, oh, look how easy that was.

You know, again, I let you live your life.

I don't.

Do you call them when you forget to shut off auto pay and they draft out $300?

No, I don't do that.

Yeah.

Like, in other words, if I forget to shut something off and all of a sudden I look over and I'm like, fuck, how did that happen?

Where'd that come from?

Like, well, learning curve.

Yeah, learning curve.

Okay, $15 or three.

What was it?

The one time, oh, $788 for Streamyard.

Came out of my Streamyard.

I was like, I thought I got hacked.

And then you try to get a hold of them and it's like, sorry, no customer service.

No reason.

We don't speak English.

No English.

So that's why you need a burner card.

So you put all your shit on the burner card and you just let it run or PayPal, and you just don't keep a balance and you don't let it, like, withdraw.

Okay, yeah, that's true.

There's a way where you can just don't have.

Don't.

You should turn off auto renew.

Yes.

And then that way they'll ask you if you want it again.

And this is taking me down another road.

I apologize.

So we use a streaming software.

It's called Streamyard.

Is it expensive?

It's the most expensive one out there, I think.

Okay, but.

But it works.

It works every time.

And then these other people are like, oh, try this one, try that one.

And then I watch them do something and.

And it shits the bed.

And this doesn't record and all.

And they're like, oh, well, yeah.

I'm like, why don't you try streamyard?

Well, it's expensive.

It's.

Yeah, but it works every time now.

I just shot myself in the foot.

And jinxed myself 60% of the time, it works 100%.

Yeah, 90% of the time it works 100%.

Of the time.

So I know we've been knockwood.

We've been very lucky with Stream, streamyard and the way that we use it.

So it's.

Oh, here you go.

Sparky says you get what you pay for sometimes.

Sometimes it's better quality in, quality out.

Look, before I renewed here, me and Bob Boomer Bob went around and we tried every other one.

We kicked the rocks on all of them.

We tried them.

Is it Restream?

We tried Restream.

We tried this EB Mux.

We tried Rumble Studio.

We tried a lot of them.

There was another one.

I can't start you.

So anyhow, it starts with E. I.

Think Mike's very spicy.

I guess he's all right.

So anyhow, I know this one company that was.

They were going to do video.

All right, they don't normally do video.

They normally do an audio podcast, but because Apple podcast.

Oh, my God, they're going to have video.

Now for the 10 people that is going to learn how to use video and sit there and watch it on their phone when they can just listen to it in their car.

You can't.

It doesn't work in the car.

Like, in other words, it doesn't work on your car.

Because all Apple needs is to get sued because their video play on carplay, right?

And crashes.

Skip shit.

Watched it instead of paying attention.

So if anybody wants to watch it on their phone or maybe their iPad, the 3% of people that actually have to watch it.

Okay, but you wouldn't do it anyhow.

You wouldn't watch it.

You go to YouTube to watch it or Rumble to watch it.

Correct.

I would probably.

I would try it through Apple just to see what it looked like.

But yeah, I have most things through because then I can like it and rate it and whatever.

Here's the problem.

There's people.

All right, so now everybody's freaking about out about this.

Oh, and I.

And there's a lot of problems with it.

But no, nobody's paying attention.

First of all, it costs more.

It costs more to have video.

I'm like, why?

So you can put it in your pocket and walk around and there's people.

So anyhow, this company goes and they start to do the live.

And they're doing a live.

And they're having all kinds of problems.

This guy's computer shuts off this one.

Oh, I can't hear him.

I can't.

So they're going through the whole thing to have video.

And I'm like.

As a company that's a podcasting Company.

Are you gonna put this up?

Because we watched it live, right?

I'm like, are you actually gonna put this up now?

Because it's terrible.

It's horrible.

You look like dinky.

I shouldn't have put it up live.

Yeah.

Okay, so again, this kind of technology, what do I do whenever I change something, what do I do?

I always test it.

I always go in and test it, because I don't.

Oh, that's.

That's all the fun videos you do.

Because I burnt.

I've been burnt more times in a moonshiner.

Yeah.

I mean, this is crazy.

So anyhow, I just find it funny, that technology.

And it's the same thing that's happening now with these AI things, these AI chat bots and all.

People are giving them permissions to do everything.

And the next thing you know, it's sending emails out that he didn't want him to send out.

And yeah, it's like, holy, no, no, no, don't do that.

But, yeah.

So anyhow, I got a call from the Jimmy.

He screws something up.

And were you able to help him?

No, I don't even try.

I. I just.

I just let him, Just let him yell.

Yeah.

I go, I. I said, well, you know what you should do?

You should go and put a stamp on it and go to the mailbox and live your life and do your thing.

Go do it.

You know what?

Here's the idea, Jimmy.

Don't call me because I don't care.

I don't care.

The fact that you don't want to use the stuff that I do, I could care less.

And the fact I don't sit there and think any.

Well, I do.

I do think less of you because you're too dumb.

Because you're too dumb to go and click.

You're too dumb to do something a 12 year old can do on a computer.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, there's a little bit of a judgment there.

All right, well, there may have been some current things that may have impeded him, that may have slowed some things down, perhaps for him, some medical things, perhaps.

No, he's dumb.

No,.

Sorry.

Jimmy, I know you're over there, you know, always, always coming to everybody's aid.

Oh, baby, I can't help.

Have you met me?

Hello?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You defend everybody but me.

Me.

You lie.

Throw under the bus.

Throw me under the bus.

Back me back over again.

I defend you.

I absolutely defend you.

I tell everybody.

I tell everybody.

When they say, talk about our podcast, I say, John does all the Work.

I give you all the credit for that.

Don't.

Don't you dare say when we're on.

Bruce's show and you're over here, you zip me, too.

Hello, you.

Oh, what?

You can talk about me, but if I go, I'm sorry, don't let her on the show because she'll yell at me.

Oh, that was funny.

Do you remember that from, like a week and a half ago?

Don't let her in.

That was just being funny.

Oh.

Oh, I was definitely right.

Cause I was bashing women hard.

And Duchess couldn't get on the show because something was wrong with Twitter and Dutchess couldn't get on the show.

And I said to Bruce, Bruce says, I think I get them on now.

I'm like, oh, no, don't let Dutch this on.

Don't let.

I don't even want to hear that.

Because I was going hard after women.

I still do.

And sometimes, again, you have to start hating women, man.

I can't help you.

I don't hate all.

I'm going to show you why in a second when we get to.

I hate a lot of women, too.

When we get to topics.

Yeah.

Well, why do you defend them?

That's what I don't understand.

It's not.

Don't.

I defend me.

But you don't do this.

I tell you all the time, you're one of the good ones.

I know it's frustrating there.

I think there's some that get lumped in, but, yeah, I think quite.

There's quite a few that just fucking set themselves up.

I can't.

All right, well, before I get yelled at, Duchess, why don't you tell the women yelling.

I tell them to shut up.

Right.

But Vugger says unless they're on Only Fans.

Unless if they're on OnlyFans.

I guess John hates them.

Well, if.

Or if they're on OnlyFans.

All right, Duchess, why don't you tell everybody where they can find our stuff?

All right, well, we would love for you to follow us on social media.

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If you can't remember everything, just go to boomerbunker.com and you can find all those links.

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You can find us all those fun ways.

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Yeah, that would work.

Thank you.

Bruce from Road Rage 101 and the weather.

It used to be the weathered view, but his weathered.

Damn it.

I can't remember the name of weather report.

The weathered report.

Is that what it was?

That's the name of a show?

Yeah.

He put some money in the kitten kitty, so in the kitten.

And the kitten.

Shoved it in the kitten.

Poor kitten.

Right up the old kitten.

Jesus Christ.

We appreciate you, Bruce.

Thank you.

You would think by.

You would think by now that I would get this right, but you.

You'd be wrong.

Stop texting me.

Hi, Jimmy.

I shut everything off.

I swear, I.

No, yeah, I did have some.

Where's.

I shut everything off.

It's still dinging.

No.

Do you have it plugged in?

No, I was gonna say it doesn't it.

No.

Yeah, I turn it off.

It's like, oh, hold on.

It's 6:48.

Let's everybody text John on Mondays and Thursdays.

Oh, It's Monday at 6.

Yeah, let's.

It's in Discord now.

That's Mike.

Hi, everyone.

Because I got.

I went in and found out that I did.

I do have all the notifications for Discord shut off, so.

Oh, that's.

There you go.

So I won't hear right.

You know, it's.

It's.

It's crazy.

There's so much going on that I'm like, okay, well, we'll talk about this on Monday.

This happens like Thursday or, you know, Friday or whatever it was.

Oh, my God.

By then, it's like, yeah, it's ridiculous.

It's not even worth it.

So the NFL draft went off and.

So boring.

I tried to hang in there.

Who was the dumb broad that was chasing all the pics around and got to the parents?

How could you give them.

How do you.

Yeah, they're all proud.

Yeah, they're all proud.

This one's proud, too.

This one's proud.

They're never not proud.

Yeah, well, they're gonna say, yeah, my kid sucks.

I'm Sorry, he's here.

No, they'd be like, yeah, he's making some fucking money.

Thank God that this kid's in here.

Yeah, I can actually try to get some of this money back.

Or maybe.

Maybe he'll buy me a house or something.

Yeah, I'm excited.

Proud.

No.

Excited?

Yes.

Jesus.

So the Eagles did a dipsy doodle to the Steelers, and I knew I was going to catch heat for this.

It's not heat.

It's.

If they fucked up.

It's.

Well not.

No, that's not what I'm talking about.

What they did was they knew you wanted that.

That wide receiver from USC that we got.

I don't know his name yet.

I don't even remember.

And the Eagles went and went.

One place might be Lemon.

I think it's a lemon.

Yeah, maybe.

Whatever.

So the Eagles traded up with the Dallas Cowboys to get them a pick ahead.

Meanwhile, the Steelers knew that Dallas was picking defense, so they call them.

They go, hey, we're going to pick you.

And they called a little too early.

So now it's not.

Not allowed.

No, not allowed.

But I don't think they realized the pick got switched around either.

But they got caught.

So not good.

I'm.

I'm sure it's been done.

But the Steelers got caught.

Not.

Doesn't look good.

So, yeah, you're not allowed to call until their other ones has.

The pick is in.

Until you're like, officially on the clock.

Yeah.

Right.

They kind of waited.

They jumped the clock a little bit.

Yes, a little bit.

You're not in auto racing, are you?

No.

If there's a crash, yeah, but it's just like, left turn, left turn, left turn.

Well, there's one black driver that drives in the NASCAR major division.

Just one.

His name's Bubba Wallace.

I don't remember back in.

I heard of Bubba Wallace.

Yeah.

Because they see the one.

They said that there was a noose hanging around, Right?

It was just some dope that was, you know, just bored one day that,.

Like, tied a rope that left a rope out.

That's not a noose that pulls the garage door down.

He tied it into a noose.

It was there for like, Like a couple.

It was there for almost a year.

They have pictures of it with it being there, but because Bubba got that garage.

Oh, my God.

Racism.

Oh, they want to lynch me.

So they're at Sparky's a fan.

Bubba the loser Wallace.

So they're at Talladega.

Talladega, which is in Alabama.

Yeehaw.

There it's A big two mile track.

No, and the, the, these cars go so fast on a track that they actually have to put a restrictor plate to slow them down.

The problem is they all run at the same speed.

So there's like 30 or 40 cars running at 190 mile an hour.

Fuck that.

Thank you.

Bumper to bumper, door handle to door handle.

Three wide.

That's impressive.

I mean I have to say that I don't like when people tailgate me.

I get nervous, but I would not want it.

I couldn't imagine being boxed in like that.

That's scary.

So about halfway through the race, Bubba is in the lead and they bump draft where they, they take the car Duchess and, and they run up behind and they smash into the other car so he can go fast and they can tuck behind him.

So it's called bump driving.

And if you're not square when you get bumped, well.

Yeah, off you go.

Well, they hit Bubba and Bubba was in the, in the lead.

And Bubba went into the wall and wiped out every car except four.

There was smoke and tires and crashing parts everywhere.

Hell, man, that shit on fire.

And I would show you the video, but it won't work on an audio podcast.

But I mean I was sitting there and I was like, oh my.

So we could Google Bubba Wallace Crash.

Bubble Wallace Talladega crash and Tagadega.

Talladega Tagadega Talladerca Durka Crash Talladerca Dirka.

So.

I still might be recovering from Friday's Brand X.

You know, I did not get a chance to hear it.

I just heard like I was able to bop in like at one point and I don't know if rumble had an issue because I would start to listen and then it would start over.

It would start and replay where I jumped in.

I don't might, I don't know.

That might be a rumble.

It was while it was live, so I don't know.

But I'm sorry I missed it because Diane was really chatty.

So I was like, well, she's fucking drunk.

Because she was literally on the mic.

So she had to been.

At one point I was saying something, I think I see.

I saw.

She grabbed the mic and pulled it closer so she could talk.

I was like, look at this.

Wow.

She was hammered.

There's no way about.

I guess we did it for like two hours.

Over two hours.

About somewhere around an hour, 15 minutes in.

I'm hammered.

I'm hammered.

I was.

Oh my God.

It was hard.

I wasn't there to keep an eye on you.

That's why.

No.

And what Deuce does now is he mixes the bottle up so it's there.

He gets you wasted.

So he loves it.

He.

Absolutely.

It's the second time we went through a whole bottle of bourbon.

I know.

Last time was when I was there.

It was really tasty.

I can't.

I can't continue to do that.

It was horrible.

I suffered after that.

I'm like.

I couldn't.

I couldn't get up the steps.

I had to sit here till I kind of sobered up.

Drinking water?

Yeah, I had some.

That.

The nipple.

You big pussy.

Yes.

Sorry.

Deuce.

I try.

I can.

I can't.

It was hard.

You do.

I mean, you try, but.

Well, Deuce is.

He's a professional.

He's a professional drinker.

Yeah, He's.

He's good.

And.

And Diane, I think.

Well, Diane is like eight pounds, so, I mean, I'm sure.

One.

Good.

How many did she drink?

I. I don't.

She having old fashions or drinking one?

I don't know.

I. I yelled at Deuce because he was only giving me little ones at first.

And then he.

And then at one time, he slid the glass over.

It was almost filled to the rim.

And I drank that.

And I think that's when it was.

That's.

I think that's when the lights.

I think that's when everything got fuzzy and dim.

But we still.

I still.

Again.

I can't believe that I can still do it.

I don't know.

I really.

Muscle memory, buddy.

Listen till the end.

Edit it right.

No, it's out.

The show's out.

It's called Fistful Cock.

It's Fistful of Cock, episode 140.

Go to your podcast player and subscribe to the Brand X podcast.

There you go.

There's a little commercial there.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Sorry I missed it.

I don't know if you want.

I. I really want.

I just.

I just didn't have time and work is.

I know.

Very workish.

I know.

Kind of blows.

All right.

D. So they had the White House.

What is it?

The White Wh.

Correspondence.

Correspondence Dinner.

Thank you very much for that.

And apparently it was a little busy Saturday nights.

There's some stuff happened.

Yeah.

Apparently somebody tried to kill the President again, as they do.

Oh, Are you sure?

I'm not.

I'm really not.

Because there's a lot of things here that don't make sense to me.

And again, you know how I am.

Get the tinfoil.

Where's the tinfoil for my hat?

Yes.

It's Almost like I know you.

All right, so let me explain.

I have, in my elevator career, had to deal with the Secret Service twice.

Once for President Clinton, once for President Bush.

Both times were for fundraisers.

Both times were in hotels.

The one hotel for Clinton, there was nobody.

They took a middle floor for him, and all he was doing was going over there and picking up checks and shaking hands and saying hello.

They were there a week before the event.

They run wires and big boxes and they communications.

And the floor above Clinton, there's no one there and there's agents.

And the floor below Clinton, there's agents.

The day of him showing up, I had to be there.

They put a bomb sniffing dog on top of the elevator.

We went all the way up the shaft with him on each elevator.

Then we took the dog into the pit and did the sniffing around in the pit up in the machine room, through the whole thing.

And then they had to station me in the machine room.

That was for Clinton.

Same thing happened when Bush went to another hotel in Philadelphia.

There are people all over the place.

So the fact was.

And that was tech.

30 Years ago.

Yeah, that was what they were looking.

For 30 plus years ago.

Clinton and George Bush.

Yeah.

Not the old man, the kid.

Wow.

Yeah.

W. So now how did a guy get in there, assemble a gun in a storage place right next to where security is, and then come out and run at the Secret Service and try to run past him to get into the ballroom?

That's number one.

It's so easy.

Number two, how is he still alive?

There was shots fired.

Yeah, well, they managed to shoot one of their own.

I'm pretty sure the officer that got shot got hit by friendly fire.

I'm pretty damn sure of that.

I thought maybe again, I don't know.

Cause he was.

He had a shotgun and he was running with a shotgun, which is pretty good.

Was it tucked in his pants?

I don't know how you.

That's some.

When you see the video.

And that's just.

I guess that one, like that clo.

That circuit TV video, he just right past like.

Like Usain Bolt fast.

Like, it was ridiculous.

Okay.

So there was bolted.

There was two things that happened.

So they had that grainy video when he ran past the first time.

And you can really not.

You barely see, and you're like, you know, how do we not have better video?

Okay, that's number one.

So then what they did was they took it and they enhanced it with AI.

They put it in there and they said, hey, make this better.

And when they Enhanced it with AI.

It looked like he was running up the hallway holding a sign, and then all of a sudden, the sign went away.

And I'm like, wait a minute.

This is.

How does this work?

So I'm looking at this video.

I'm going through this video frame by frame, like it's the Zapruder films.

Because I'm like, how does this work?

Where.

Where does he lose Zapruder?

Okay, what did I say?

You got it.

Okay.

Like the Zapruder film.

And I'm going through it frame by frame, and I'm like, there's the sign, and it just disappears to his side, and he just runs.

So then I'm looking, and then it says at the bottom, this is AI enhanced.

And I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ.

Yeah, so.

So that goes on.

Trump comes in, and they scoot him out of there.

And.

Okay.

So Aaron says, I know a guy in the Secret Service.

They're all not great.

I don't know anybody in the Secret Service.

All I know was there was a lot of guys.

Oh.

And when I was there with Clinton, they went up to the roof.

Snipers up on the roof.

Like, there was five of them.

Five of them went up there, and they said to me, because I'm in the machine room, they said, do not come out of this room until we come get you.

I'm like, oh, okay.

Okay.

All right.

Yeah.

And the same.

That's cool.

I'll be here.

Right?

And the same thing when I went to.

When I went to the other one for Bush, that was on Rittenhouse Square.

So they even had more snipers up on the roof and.

Cause they had to be able to blast across to the other side of the Rittenhouse Square.

They don't fuck around.

Yeah.

All right.

It was all business.

Somehow, it's gotten more lax.

So when Trump's out in the public, in the field, there's, like, one guy again, and apparently a sharpshooter who tried to kill him.

With Trump, right?

It's like, he'll be fine.

Shots are fired.

They tackled him.

Nobody.

Well, the one agent got hurt, and he might have got friendly fire.

Who knows?

I don't know.

I guarantee you it's friendly fire.

Okay.

It makes more sense because you see.

Them when he goes by, like, five of them just drop to their knee and just.

You just see him shoot.

The guy was like a flash, just gone.

He did.

He made it through.

Well, I mean, to.

From what I understand, there were rings and levels, so where he bolted through was much further.

Into the process.

But here's the kicker.

So this guy as you.

May I jump in?

I guess with my.

I didn't want.

I didn't realize if you were done with this guy.

I mean clearly when he purchased the guns I believe in California was.

Had no issues to not purchase a gun.

He.

I guess he legally bought them from what I understand, stored them in his parents house who had no idea they were there.

Again.

Yeah, right off that's.

Well, they.

Well they rolled on him.

So I'm thinking maybe they.

They knew he's a fucking fruit loop.

But I know maybe they didn't think he was gonna like actually get guns and shoot people.

But the guy took a train.

Like he knew he couldn't smuggle those things on an airplane.

So he took a train on purpose.

Because nobody x rays shit on a train.

Which now I think is going to affect.

Stop a lot of train travel.

Stop.

Don't.

Don't to put TSA and train station.

Down because I'm not delighted by it.

Right.

But I don't take trains either.

But you know, I don't know.

So that's, that's a thought there.

And this guy checked in so as a guest.

And first of all, who the fuck lets people just wander in and check in.

It is a hotel full of top level everybody.

Yes, everybody.

That hotel should be closed to the public.

Honestly, I don't know how.

Or people who are not part of this.

I mean you can make it a stipulation.

They all have to stay there.

I don't know.

It's not.

Whatever.

Well, it's the media.

It's not like the hotel didn't.

Wasn't making bank.

Right.

And taxpayer money.

Right.

It's the who's who that's of.

Yeah, the news media.

So you see them running out.

Mike Johnson.

Oh yeah.

He's like they had all the cabinet there.

They had.

Yeah, they got one of them in all different directions, you know.

And Mike Johnson, I'm pretty sure doesn't run on a regular.

You know, he was moved.

You could see him like in motion.

While Robert Kennedy was there with.

They practically carried him like.

And it's not like he doesn't fucking move.

Yeah, well, that was his wife is.

What's her name?

Cheryl Hines.

Cheryl Hines.

So they had a group text because the group with the family and it said.

And it says is everybody all right?

And Cheryl was like, she says they were carrying me over chairs.

Like my feet didn't touch the ground.

And then it goes.

And then, and then Robert Kennedy Jr goes, I'm hungry.

It's like, it's a big deal.

I know.

They all they had was their salad and then they all sent them out.

They all had to go.

It was weird to watch because, you know, it's funny.

Haha.

Not funny haha, but funny weird.

When you watch it and you see like there's really a moment.

You see Melania, like heads up, like locked out, like straight ahead.

And everybody froze, like looked in the same direction.

And it just reminded me of, I guess when it all happened out in Butler, like just the reaction was just so weird.

And it's just everything happened so quickly, of course, and, and when out in Butler that, you know, when the first reports were, it was like Trump, they, they took Trump away because of a loud noise, you know.

Do you remember that?

They said he said he fell on the stage or it was.

Yeah, they said he fell on the stage.

There was a loud noise that scared him, you know, all kinds of stuff.

And then now, I mean, you could literally hear like, like you hear the fucking gunfire.

Dishes smash, people panic.

And then, you know.

So it's interesting that all the reporters who shit talked when that happened, a lot of them were in the same room and they still shit talked, you know.

Now they're like, it's.

We're gonna get into that.

But okay, so here's the thing with Butler.

The CNN never covered any of his rallies.

They were there live.

They were there live.

Like they knew something was gonna happen.

This, you know, like I said, this makes me nervous.

Same way this guy was able to assemble a gun and run through the Secret service and lived.

He had.

I know that I find hard to believe.

I'm actually glad they didn't kill him.

They're not.

Because everybody mysteriously seems to die.

Well, the guy like, to the guy.

That they got at the golf course that had the rifles, Fruit Loops, the sniper stand, sitting there, he had just.

Sitting in a tree.

Yeah, just sitting there, waiting by the fence for Trump to walk by so he can plunk him, you know, to hit him in the coconut.

Hanging out like a fucking.

Hanging out in a tree.

Like, what's going on?

They didn't kill him.

Where's he at?

He's, you know, I guess he's in jail, but we don't know.

Yeah, don't hear about him anymore.

He'll get abstained or something.

I'll be into that.

So hang on.

So here, here was.

Hang on.

Sparky says CNN had a slow mo cam there at Butler.

They knew it was Going down, probably.

I agree with that.

I. I believe that the new media was grabbing champagne on the way out of shoot.

I was like, yeah.

I'd been like, time for drinks.

The one lady's like, I got one bottle.

She's putting them in a bag.

I would have.

Fuck it.

Nobody's drinking these.

They shouldn't go to waste.

Yeah.

There's no sense.

Yeah.

Especially you.

No sense wasting them.

There's no sense this going to waste.

They're not coming back.

Fuck it.

I would have grabbed them, too.

I would have.

I would have been grubby.

They would have caught me on camera, like, bottles under my arms, like, let's go.

So then the hypocrites come out.

All right, so now all the politicians and the news media, they all come out and they go, there's no reason to have any kind of violence, and we need political violence to stop.

And this is not how our country works.

And this is not how.

And I'm like, what, are you kidding me?

You've been saying this shit about Trump.

He's a threat to democracy.

We're gonna lose our democracy.

He's a Nazi.

He's a rapist.

He's a pedophile.

They're saying all this shit.

None of it's true.

And they get away with saying it, and Trump ends up suing, like, CBS and sue him, the New York Times or, you know, all these people that are lying about it.

Abc, remember, he's lying about Stupidopoulos.

Sloppidopoulos, Right?

What is he called?

Sloppidopoulos.

Snuffleupagus.

Whatever.

Piece of shit.

Right?

That guy's such a scumbag.

Again, George Snuffalopagus was the.

He was part of the Obama campaign.

He was.

Or, no, Hillary Clinton.

He was her media person when she was running for office, so.

Or was he part of.

George.

I mean, Bill Clinton.

Clinton.

He was the.

He was like the Eichmann for all the.

He went after all the women that came out, right?

Like, he was saying, like, you know, bill Clinton did this, did that, and he.

They.

He eviscerated all those women.

Wiped them out, Chased him out.

Yeah, him again.

It's one of those guys.

He's in there and he's pretending to be, you know, part of the media, and he.

He's basically just an.

An activist for the Democratic Party like the rest of.

Let's not even.

Let's not even play games anymore.

All these media outlets are all Democratic socialist communists outfits, and they all have a narrative, and they all Run it for a slant.

And I'm sorry, but I'm not even, I'm not even 100% about, you know, Fox News being a Republican out outlet, to be honest with you.

They are a little, but not a.

Lot, little loosey goosey there.

Okay.

But they're not as.

Well, I'm gonna say they're not as rabid, but they kind of are a little bit.

It depends.

It depends on the story.

So yesterday was all like, you know, breaking news shots.

I'm like, really?

Like, that's it.

And Caroline Levitt, the, the White House, that poor soul.

I mean, pregnant, that's eight and a half.

Yeah.

She's just about ready to drop.

Drop a kid.

And so she's out there.

Yeah, she's out there right now.

And they're, and she's talking about what actually is happening with, you know, the media.

And they're like, well, no, we don't do that.

Oh, we're not.

So this is a little long one.

I'm probably going to stop it as we go through, but here we go.

All right, Lee.

It's not just the media.

It is, the entire Democrat Party has made their pitch to voters across the country that Donald Trump poses an existential threat to democracy, that he is a fascist and that they compare him to Hitler.

I mean, these are despicable statements that the American people have been consuming for years.

And so many mentally perturbed individuals are led to believe these words are truth and then are inspired to act on it.

I have a whole host of examples that we can share with you after.

It is pages and pages of major Democrat Party elected officials.

That's what I like about her.

Pages and pages, pages, pages saying, such as Rep. Hakeem Jeffries just this April, this month, said, we are in an era of maximum warfare everywhere, all the time.

Governor Josh Shapiro said heads need to roll within the administration.

Senator Alex Padilla said people are, quote, dying because of fear and terror caused by the Trump administration.

Senator Elizabeth Warren.

President Trump is making the country look like a, quote, fascist state.

Senator Adam Schiff saying President Trump using a dictator playbook.

Senator Ed Markey calling President Trump dictator, saying that this administration's actions are authoritarianism on steroids.

Governor J.B. pritzker.

Never before in my life have I called for mass protest disruptions.

These Republicans cannot know a moment of peace.

You have Rep. Pressley saying, we'll see you in the streets.

Rep. Monica McIver, a Democrat representative on Capitol Hill, we will not take this shit from Donald Trump.

He thinks he's a dictator.

We are at war.

These are Democrat elected officials calling for war against the President of the United States and his supporters.

I could go on and on, but again, when you have people in positions of power that are saying things like this every single day for years, you are inspiring violence by people who are already mentally ill and all right, so.

None of that's wrong 100%.

You're flame.

You're fanning the flames of crazies.

Yeah.

And you just repeat it over and over and over and they're like, Charles Manson it on out.

And that's what they do.

And again, you know, so now the media is starting to say, well, you know what?

I guess we got at least we have to ask questions.

All right, so Jamie Raskin.

We're there, I guess.

Yeah, yeah.

Jamie Raskin is on State of the Union and they ask him this.

And you have as many of your.

Fellow Democrats have used some heated rhetoric against the president.

And do you think twice about that?

When something like this happens, what rhetoric.

Do you have in mind?

Just talking about some of the fact that he is terrible for this country and so on and so forth.

I understand that that's your Democratic.

Right.

But overall.

Yeah.

Do you.

I have no problem with Donald Trump at all.

I have no.

Lying.

Lying motherfuckers.

These guys lying.

She wouldn't even expand, you know, like, you don't like them.

Oh, she's just as bad.

You know, she shouldn't really address it.

She should go in the mirror and ask herself that question and then answer it.

Yeah.

Let me ask you this.

It's just interesting that, like when he's like, like what?

And she's like, well, you know, like, he's mean.

Oh, we're going to get into it.

Trust me.

We're going to get into.

I got receipts, ladies and gentlemen.

I got fucking receipts.

All right, so here's a lady from.

She's a congresswoman from New Jersey.

Do you know her?

Have you ever seen her before?

No.

Is she down by me or who knows?

I don't know.

She's a congresswoman from New Jersey.

And again, remember, you know, it's not.

It's not the Democrats that are calling for violence.

Not at all.

Because if we wanted to eliminate abuse and fraud, we eliminate the President of the United States from the office right now.

All right, so we drunk.

Well, she's old.

You know, what can I tell you?

I feel Bonnie Coleman.

I feel her pain.

It might be, but money.

You know, a smart producer would actually write names down.

Not Me, I just get the videos.

All right, so again, remember the violent rhetoric coming from the Democratic Party.

Let me just play this again.

Because if we wanted to eliminate of abuse and fraud, we eliminate the President of the United States from the office right now and the rest of the sycophants in his admin.

Sycophants.

I know what that is now.

That's your word, John.

That's my word of the day.

Sycophant.

All right.

Administration that are allowing him to do so many illegal things.

What illegal things?

What illegal things?

This is what pisses me off about these people.

Is she drunk?

I just think she's old.

Yeah.

Let's see here.

Well, that's Bonnie.

Bonnie Watson Coleman.

That's it.

Let's see where Bonnie.

Bonnie's in Ewing so area and she is 81.

See?

Go yourself, you craggly old bag.

Off.

Stop.

4505.

So she was already old coming in.

That's not that old.

Yeah, she was old coming in.

That's 11 years.

So if she's 81, she was 70 coming in.

Yeah, yeah.

We have the fat George Costanza.

Brian Stelzer, he.

This is before.

This is before all the shooting started there.

He has his pants on.

He's in the venue now.

You're thinking of.

I mix them up.

Yeah, I know.

You're thinking of what's his name?

I can't think of his name.

Now.

The guy that was jerking off on no.

Stelter was filmed without wearing pants.

Oh, I didn't know this.

Yes.

Oh, yeah, well, you know, Jordan Zoom, everybody.

He was touching himself, right?

What was that guy's name?

That was.

It was a jerking off at the thing.

I can't think of his name now.

Tubing.

Tubing.

Yeah, that's it.

His name was too.

He was tubing himself.

Yeah, yeah, he was.

He was tubing.

All right.

So anyhow, where Bart's like.

Like that.

So here he is.

This is right before the shooting started because they're at the.

The White House Correspondent Dinner.

Here's Wheezy right now, this year, because President Trump has never showed up here as president.

And frankly, because he has demonized the media, because he has gone on the warpath against news outlets like cnn because he has called journalists piggy and.

And so many other nasty names.

You really.

You call him a rapist and a Nazi.

A Nazi rapist.

Hitler they call him.

And what's he supposed to do, just sit there and take it again?

Well, he doesn't.

He's just like, yeah, fuck you, piggy.

You know, Right?

Shut up, piggy.

Shut your fat trap.

And again, I'm trying to answer questions and you won't start running your fat trap.

Piggy.

Shut up.

He has also defunded PBS and npr.

He is.

They're making more money than ever.

He took the.

Whatever money they were and they're raising more money than ever.

Why do we have to fund that?

It's not like he.

It's not like it was.

It's not like it's balanced.

Well, not only that, it's not like if we took the money away from them, they would shut down.

They haven't shut down yet.

Dismantled a year ago.

What's that?

That was like a year ago.

They still seem to be running pretty well.

They're fine.

Voice of America.

But at the same time, as Caroline Levitt just loves to point out, he is incredibly accessible and he desperately wants the media's attention.

Let me suck your cock, John.

You're really excited.

I'm sorry, Brian, let me try to get to this last part, because again, there's nobody more trans.

There's nobody that will go to the media and talk to the media more than Donald Trump.

There's never his number.

He calls them, they call him.

He answers.

Right.

Again, he's always talking.

There's not a more accessible president to the media than Donald Trump ever in history of ever, ever, ever really wants the media's attention.

It sounds like we're going to hear all of that.

We're going to hear criticism and much more from the president later this evening.

It's a fucking roast, you nitwit.

What do you think's gonna happen?

You're gonna roast him?

He's gonna roast you.

Yeah.

Oh, he's gonna roast.

Can I interrupt for a second about roast?

So, Friday, this makes sense.

Friday night I went to Atlantic City and saw Tony Hinchcliffe stand up.

Not great.

It wasn't as he was.

It was okay.

He writes a lot of jokes, if anybody remembers.

Like, I only heard of him because he was at the RNC a couple years ago and created a big hubbub and people freaked out to me.

That's how I started hearing Tony Hinchcliffe.

Apparently the Kill Tony show has been on for 13 years.

I've never heard of it until recently.

It's a podcast anyway.

Right?

I've never heard of it.

Well, he's also on YouTube.

Again, never heard of it until just recently.

That being said, we're at the show.

People were in the audience and they were kind of heckling him.

I don't know what all they were saying.

He ended up bouncing people out.

He did.

He bounced almost.

All right, hang on.

I'm interested in this.

What were they?

Could you hear?

They were just busting his chops, like, telling, like, oh, make sure you tell some jokes and be funny.

And they were just, like, gattling on.

And he was just like, you know, I don't want to deal with you get the out, like.

And he threw him out.

He's like, yeah, I'll put.

You.

I'll put.

You're gonna be in the big meet and greet room later.

So threw him out, had security bounce him.

And at that point, I think he was just kind of flustered, a bit off his game.

So he sat and read jokes that he wrote for Trump for the correspondence dinner.

So he read a few, which now, of course, had I known what was happening.

But they.

They were all over there.

I was like, I was going to write them down, but they, they were.

The security was everywhere with phones.

Like, anytime somebody picked up a phone, they were like, right there.

I'm surprised they didn't lock them up.

Like, in future shows, they'll probably have people.

And they put them in a bag.

One of those bags.

Yeah, you got to claim them afterwards.

But a lot of people were recording and had their phones up and security was just all over him.

But some of the.

He read some of them and they were mean as including Ilhan Omar.

One about something about hiding money under her hijab or whatever the it is.

And they were funny.

And he had no idea, like, that what was going to be happening the next day.

So.

So when Trump wanted to, like, continue, I was like, oh, I really would like to have heard those jokes.

So I'm guessing Tony had flown out for it, right?

I would guess he would have been there because I thought at one point before the show, you saw someone out there with cards talking to Trump.

I thought that might have been Tony Henchman.

It was not, but.

Oh, okay, I see what you're saying.

But so he wrote.

He wrote a bunch of roast jokes for.

For Trump to read off.

So hopefully in the next show, when and if there is another one, that.

Okay, we'll hear some jokes.

So anyway, so that was my contribution for Tony Hinchcliffe and Donald Trump roast.

Anyway, go ahead.

So, you know, they're all.