Get ready to flex those brain muscles while we dive into Sound Statistics! 🎉 This week, Haystack serves up a platter of peculiar stats and zany sound effects that’ll have you guessing like a champ. We’re talking everything from pastors' sermon prep to the job 25% of women have had.
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Speaker A:
It's Haystack.
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It's time for my favorite new little silly game that I'm calling.
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Sound Statistics.
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Sound Statistics.
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Sound statistics.
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Guess the number, hear the clue.
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Sound statistics.
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Sound Statistics.
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Hey, stacks, got a question for you.
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It's time for Sound Statistics, the game where I give you a weird statistic and then a sound effect as a hint.
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Because numbers aren't nerdy enough, I had to make them noisy.
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Question number one.
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50% Of United States pastors say they've done this for brainstorming or idea generation.
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Brainstorming or idea generation for pastors.
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And that could be a lot of things.
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Prayer, obviously.
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Coffee, Long walks.
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Panicking on a Saturday night when Sunday's sermon is still just a blank page.
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Here is your hint.
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Oh, yeah, this one's easy, isn't it?
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This one's too easy.
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The answer, of course, ChatGPT or AI.
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Anyway, 50% of US pastors say they have used AI for brainstorming or idea generation, so even sermons are getting tech support.
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Now, somewhere, a pastor is typing.
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Give me three points on patience.
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All right, question two.
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25% Of women have done this job.
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25% Of women have done this job.
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I felt like this one might be kind of easy.
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I mean, there's a lot of jobs that you typically.
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And I'm gonna get yelled at for associating gender with jobs, but, you know, historically, maybe server receptionist, I guess.
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Cashier.
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The unpaid emotional support manager for every man in their life.
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Here is your really easy hint.
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Yeah, it's, of course, babysitting.
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25% Of women have been a babysitter, which kind of makes sense.
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At some point, every teenage girl has been handed a baby a juice box and a $20 bill.
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Like, good luck, don't let him eat a Lego.
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There you go.
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Question number three, the final one.
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For sound statistics.
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55% Of people have not changed this in at least three years.
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Three years is a long time to leave anything that might get changed untouched.
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Your passwords, forever, a decade, your haircut, your underwear.
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Hopefully more than once every three years.
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Your opinion on cargo shorts, that should change occasionally.
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Okay, here's your sound effect.
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This one short.
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Listen closely.
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That's pretty easy, right?
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One more time, real quick.
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The answer is.
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That is, of course, the beep from a voicemail greeting.
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55% Of people have not changed their voicemail greeting in the last three years.
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Years.
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That's.
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That's pretty impressive.
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Three years.
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That means millions, millions of us out here sounding like we recorded our voicemail while being held hostage at a Verizon store.
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Hi, you've reached haystack.
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No, you haven't.
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You've reached:
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Haystack from before the COVID The before times current.
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Haystack does not answer calls anymore.
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There you go.
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That's sound statistics, Weird numbers, noisy clues and proof Trivia is better when it comes with sound effects.
