[0:00] Hello folks, my name is Ernest. Thank
[0:02] you for being here. I had to go to my
[0:06] local Walmart just to pick up a few food
[0:09] items. And of course, as I was walking
[0:12] in, I put a few bucks into the red
[0:15] Salvation Army's collection pot. The
[0:17] bell ringer was very pleasant. And in
[0:20] that moment of giving, I decided to make
[0:23] that the theme of this episode. My
[0:26] thoughts on the importance of helping
[0:29] out the truly needy.
[0:32] Traditionally, now is the time of year
[0:35] that we not only celebrate the bonds of
[0:38] family and friends, but we also turn our
[0:41] attention to the less fortunate. And
[0:44] that's what I would like to speak about
[0:46] today because I believe there is no
[0:49] single individual more deserving of our
[0:52] collective financial assistance than
[0:55] Elon Musk.
[0:57] Now I know that many of you think that
[1:00] Elon Musk is rich. But the sad truth is,
[1:04] and he will never publicly admit this
[1:07] because he is such a virtuous and proud
[1:10] man, that he is down to his last 400
[1:14] billion. and the fact that so many
[1:17] people turned their back on him
[1:19] concerning the Tesla Cyber Truck, which
[1:23] Elon repeatedly stated was the most
[1:26] technically incredible, reliable, and
[1:29] affordable pickup truck America has ever
[1:32] produced, hasn't helped things.
[1:35] What many people don't understand is
[1:38] that even though the Cybert truck did
[1:40] have a few small glitches, premature
[1:43] rusting, sharp edges on body panels that
[1:47] can produce severe cuts, motor failures,
[1:51] transmission failures, electrical system
[1:54] failures, and vehicle fires to name a
[1:57] few. Elon did what any virtuous
[2:00] businessman would do. He eventually
[2:04] after more than 2 years ceased
[2:06] production of the Cybert truck and
[2:09] bought back every Cybert truck purchased
[2:12] for a full refund to the buyer. No. Um I
[2:17] mean wait a minute. He ceased production
[2:20] but he didn't give a full refund to all
[2:23] the buyers. But hey, I'm sure it was
[2:27] just some kind of bureaucratic mess up
[2:30] or the government wouldn't let him do
[2:32] it. Or most likely the sun, the moon,
[2:36] and the planets were not in proper
[2:39] alignment because Elon is a firm
[2:42] believer in astrology. And you certainly
[2:45] can't blame him if the planets were not
[2:49] in proper alignment,
[2:51] which ironically alignment also being
[2:55] another issue with the Cybert truck that
[2:58] I forgot to mention.
[3:00] But my point here is that I have no
[3:03] doubt he wanted to. But sometimes even a
[3:08] paragon of virtue and intelligence such
[3:11] as Elon Musk must bend the knee, must
[3:15] kneel before the forces of the cosmos.
[3:19] And then by no fault of his own, just
[3:23] simply being a victim of the venomous
[3:25] fate of the cosmos, he has had to endure
[3:29] a very large number of lawsuits. Many of
[3:32] them being for negligent death and
[3:35] dismemberment.
[3:36] But you know how that makes him feel?
[3:40] I'm not talking about the money,
[3:43] although I'm certain he's taking a very
[3:46] undeserved financial beating from that.
[3:49] Because Elon has never really cared
[3:52] about the money. I'm talking about his
[3:56] emotional state.
[3:58] Bear in mind, we're talking about a man
[4:01] who came from very humble beginnings.
[4:04] His father only owning a single diamond
[4:09] mine in South Africa. Can you possibly
[4:12] imagine what that was like?
[4:16] While the other kids in his neighborhood
[4:18] had dads with multiple diamond mines as
[4:21] well as businesses, Elon had to survive
[4:26] his practically ghetto existence by pure
[4:30] grit and street smarts. Somehow managing
[4:34] to survive on less than 200k a year.
[4:40] Few people in the animals of all human
[4:42] history have not only managed to survive
[4:46] in such incredibly horrific conditions
[4:49] but actually thrive and prosper. This is
[4:52] the caliber of man Elon Musk is.
[4:57] If Elon Musk were measured by his
[4:59] intelligence, he could be easily
[5:02] compared to Albert Einstein. And if
[5:05] measured by his ruthless marketing and
[5:08] business savvy, Alexander the Great
[5:11] comes to mind.
[5:14] But bearing all of this in mind, even
[5:16] great men have their trials and
[5:19] tribulations. And right now, Elon Musk
[5:23] is having his.
[5:25] So in the spirit of giving, I believe we
[5:29] should all do our humanistic duty to
[5:33] save this man. A man although extremely
[5:37] bent from the extreme burden of caring
[5:40] so much for others is not broken. A true
[5:45] testament of what can only be described
[5:48] as the greatest man currently living or
[5:52] who has ever lived. the only possible
[5:55] exception being Jesus Christ.
[5:59] So with all that, I'm asking that we all
[6:01] pitch in to the Elon Musk Merry
[6:05] Christmas fund.
[6:08] Even if you can only give a small
[6:10] amount, such as $5,000 or $10,000,
[6:16] it would go a very long way in helping
[6:19] Elon regain his rightful pride and
[6:23] financial composure.
[6:27] Just think back to that Salvation Army
[6:29] bell ringer I told you about in the
[6:32] beginning and put Elon's face on your
[6:36] own Salvation Army's bell ringer
[6:39] wherever you may be in America and try
[6:43] to imagine yourself
[6:46] as hard as this may be being down to
[6:50] your last 400 billion and see if you
[6:55] Don't burst into tears.
[6:59] Until next time, this is Ernest and I
[7:02] wish you all a very happy solstice.
