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Speaker:hello there boyfriend how are you this fine day
Speaker:I'm really good is it working
Speaker:yes excellent
Speaker:let's not talk shit I'm afraid to ask
Speaker:but I have a great question
Speaker:I don't even know what I was gonna say
Speaker:I'm so disturbed right now
Speaker:question coming in would you like to hear it
Speaker:sure speaking of a woman
Speaker:massaging my butt without permission
Speaker:last night okay
Speaker:again
Speaker:I just want to say this really fast before we move on
Speaker:take your time
Speaker:I'm not okay that your personal space was interrupted
Speaker:yeah and not respected
Speaker:I will never advocate for that
Speaker:I think that's important
Speaker:I'm not like so free spirited and I'm like
Speaker:oh rope him
Speaker:you matter and if you're feeling violated
Speaker:then I believe it I hear it
Speaker:I see it and I respect it and I'm angry
Speaker:I hated it I don't know that I felt violated
Speaker:fuck that bitch yeah
Speaker:why do I have to say nice words fuck you cunt
Speaker:I did it back to her I was like
Speaker:you like that what about this
Speaker:you want a little bit of this
Speaker:yeah you can see
Speaker:isn't that a crazy double standard though
Speaker:if I pinched her ass her husband
Speaker:or whoever was with her would have been like
Speaker:fuck you Jamie boom
Speaker:completely 100%
Speaker:it's almost like I'm not a real person that but yeah
Speaker:that bothers me
Speaker:they think that you're just like for show
Speaker:so I got a question coming in
Speaker:this is interesting
Speaker:Doctor Erica and Jamie
Speaker:sometimes I feel like they put in Jamie just to be nice
Speaker:I get massages all the time
Speaker:because they're good for my sciatica
Speaker:sciatica and my circulation
Speaker:but my boyfriend thinks I'm wasting money ah
Speaker:could you please tell him
Speaker:there's an actual health benefit to massage
Speaker:or is he right do you massages yeah monthly
Speaker:hmm cause they feel good
Speaker:or do they they help sciatica
Speaker:oh for sure
Speaker:I mean there's targeted massages
Speaker:and there's like relaxation one
Speaker:so that's like such a multifaceted question
Speaker:it's a great question
Speaker:so for just relaxation purposes
Speaker:massages are amazing
Speaker:they help release all of your positive hormones
Speaker:and it helps people relax
Speaker:it helps with their mental state
Speaker:so like massages just duo
Speaker:you're right you could argue
Speaker:I feel like she's looking for a definitive medical
Speaker:you're right if it's relaxes you
Speaker:that's your argument right there
Speaker:is that that is good for your health
Speaker:well
Speaker:I think people think that mental health is invisible
Speaker:you can't see the ailment
Speaker:yeah but we've actually proven that like
Speaker:if you're really depressed or anxious
Speaker:people with PTSD other medical comorbidities
Speaker:with mental health relations
Speaker:they can have physical manifestations
Speaker:okay let me break that down easier
Speaker:so
Speaker:yes
Speaker:if you're sad your back can hurt
Speaker:sure if you are depressed
Speaker:you can't orgasm hmm
Speaker:a lot of times you're depressed
Speaker:cause no one will let you orgasm
Speaker:with them with them
Speaker:I should have known that was coming
Speaker:well you know
Speaker:you know I believe you about the back
Speaker:I had back injury that was cured completely
Speaker:start for another time by what I think was a
Speaker:was a mental thing doctor sir
Speaker:no healing back pain
Speaker:yeah so
Speaker:I think that like
Speaker:a lot of it is mental more than physical
Speaker:but mental ties into physical
Speaker:like we'll see muscle tensity
Speaker:tension headaches
Speaker:muscle spasms in your upper neck and your
Speaker:your traps
Speaker:like everybody sits like this when they're like upset
Speaker:right at work or they're hunched over a computer
Speaker:and I see a lot of spasms
Speaker:and I have to do trigger point injection
Speaker:so that's basically I I
Speaker:I stick needles in people with like
Speaker:numbing medication and steroids
Speaker:to decrease the inflammation in the pain
Speaker:and that's often times tied to a mental state
Speaker:like
Speaker:they might not even need it if you could somehow go hey
Speaker:a lot of this is a distress psychological
Speaker:but it's so
Speaker:I find that people think
Speaker:it's degrading and embarrassing to admit that
Speaker:so instead of saying
Speaker:I need to see a therapist
Speaker:or have medication to help with my mood
Speaker:they see a chiropractor they see a massage therapist
Speaker:right they see physical therapy
Speaker:and they fix the inherent like
Speaker:or the immediate problem I should say right
Speaker:but they don't fix the underlying
Speaker:etiology of why you have that in the first place
Speaker:right treating the symptom
Speaker:not treating the root cause so massages as a benefit
Speaker:absolutely now
Speaker:that's just talking about the psychosomatic part of it
Speaker:if you're gonna talk about like
Speaker:physiological properties
Speaker:of course massages are beneficial
Speaker:you have a muscle spasm you have tension
Speaker:you have a physiological ailment
Speaker:especially if you're asymmetrical
Speaker:like you know how shitty it is if you have a problem
Speaker:like for example your left hip is out yeah
Speaker:what do you think your body does
Speaker:what does your right hip do
Speaker:it's like fuck you yeah look at you
Speaker:so then your right hip takes over all the other shit
Speaker:and it gets stress and strain and pressure
Speaker:and now you have bilateral symptoms
Speaker:yet you can't even stand because it hurts so bad
Speaker:so her boyfriend can fuck off
Speaker:there's her husband boyfriend
Speaker:I forgot because it is not wasting money
Speaker:this is absolutely to be a waste of money at all
Speaker:and hands down something good
Speaker:there's it says follow up here it says Part B
Speaker:it's a waste of money
Speaker:plans are going up that's okay
Speaker:I think it's a waste of money waste of money
Speaker:you do it
Speaker:hoping it will fix all of your physical problems
Speaker:when there's absolutely no way that it can gotcha
Speaker:so waste of money
Speaker:only if you think it might fix all of your
Speaker:all of your problems
Speaker:there's no way you can no think about it this way
Speaker:some people hey
Speaker:by the way these lines are going up
Speaker:I was getting out of the shower once in that happened
Speaker:and I did not know
Speaker:I didn't know how any of it operated
Speaker:and I was standing here naked
Speaker:sometimes your mom's out in the backyard
Speaker:I remember when I ran
Speaker:and I squished my boobs against the window
Speaker:and I was like hello
Speaker:I do remember that and then I shut the blinds
Speaker:I'm sorry
Speaker:they have a mind of their own just like your penis
Speaker:so I think the only problem with the massage is
Speaker:if
Speaker:people think that it can accomplish more than they can
Speaker:gotcha okay you have a true spinal
Speaker:like improper fusion or stenosis
Speaker:that's impinging on a nerve root
Speaker:it's not a cure actually yeah
Speaker:so if you have a really bad problem
Speaker:that you need neurosurgical involvement
Speaker:and intervention for yeah
Speaker:massage isn't gonna fix like even sciatica
Speaker:it might make you feel a little bit better
Speaker:but we might need to get into cspine
Speaker:I think physical therapy and exercises can help
Speaker:but also massage doesn't hurt that right
Speaker:it it's used as an additive
Speaker:massage only hurts when you use it as
Speaker:I won't do anything else
Speaker:when really your body needs like something
Speaker:pretty aggressive follow up
Speaker:it says it says
Speaker:would you get mad if I got a happy ending
Speaker:this from Jamie I would get mad at that
Speaker:I'm just reading the question
Speaker:why is that even a fucking question
Speaker:I don't know where that question
Speaker:no I'm totally cool with you fucking the maid
Speaker:I would not get out
Speaker:I would not be interested in the happy ending
Speaker:I changed it up to anything in our life
Speaker:why would it ever be okay with you
Speaker:having sex with someone else
Speaker:by the way first of all
Speaker:what if I was getting a discount
Speaker:no
Speaker:I wanna be a discount with what fucking massage there
Speaker:I'm at the maid I was going with the maid
Speaker:I was wondering if there's any
Speaker:why would they take money off in all
Speaker:you touch your penis no offense
Speaker:I was that's right
Speaker:it'd be more it's like
Speaker:why was it five thousand dollars to clean the house
Speaker:Jamie yeah
Speaker:so look at that shit
Speaker:it was a thousand to clean the house
Speaker:4 thousand to not tell anybody
Speaker:keep it to yourself hold on
Speaker:would you get mad if someone got a happy ending
Speaker:hundred percent right do women get happy endings
Speaker:they ever go hey yeah okay
Speaker:now I'm fucking mad why I get more
Speaker:you know I get massages every month
Speaker:is there even a there's no happy ending for women
Speaker:I've never been offered one
Speaker:but you got a professional place
Speaker:what's wrong with me I've never been offered one either
Speaker:so where are you going
Speaker:nightly better places
Speaker:I said
Speaker:oh no do you mean you're a liar
Speaker:haha
Speaker:I don't think I've ever been offered a happy ending
Speaker:oh shit when when you were in Asia you said oh
Speaker:it was sketchy and that stuff could have happened
Speaker:and you shot it down no yeah
Speaker:I remember that vaguely well
Speaker:I thought you three things one
Speaker:I've never been offered a happy ending
Speaker:and I go to massages well
Speaker:I'm gonna change that maybe it's like the facility
Speaker:like they just would never offer that
Speaker:I don't go like around an alleyway and I'm like
Speaker:oh $10 right but $50 you can need me out however
Speaker:what you think they should charge more
Speaker:no I think that's a fair price okay
Speaker:all right well
Speaker:your turn so offered one no
Speaker:you told me that you were like
Speaker:in the vicinity of like the rub and tug
Speaker:yeah you know
Speaker:I thought you were talking about this one time
Speaker:but what makes me mad is as a woman
Speaker:it's never happened to me
Speaker:I don't want one
Speaker:but what a double stereotype there double standard
Speaker:like I'm professional I just need my back to not hurt
Speaker:but you go in and you're like
Speaker:I don't even have a back
Speaker:I just have a dick and balls right
Speaker:you find them
Speaker:I think a lot of times they don't even
Speaker:I don't know much about this
Speaker:they call them Robin Tugs in upstate New York
Speaker:God no I don't think they even massage you
Speaker:like some of these serious yeah
Speaker:I don't know
Speaker:I think there's one some of them are just like
Speaker:it's a front for massage okay
Speaker:well you're from New York
Speaker:and you partially live in New York
Speaker:New York with Gutfeld right
Speaker:uh huh so
Speaker:where do you go for massages when you're in New York
Speaker:the only time you're actually gonna say it
Speaker:I've ever gotten a massage in New York
Speaker:I was when she had her hand on your balls no
Speaker:this is a man and you might you might know the story
Speaker:but I'm gonna tell you again
Speaker:you can pretend you never the hose yeah
Speaker:well you can't
Speaker:you can tell me
Speaker:your mom's here at the beginning of the show
Speaker:spoiler alert so right
Speaker:it's really like that
Speaker:you're gonna say this one out loud
Speaker:so I go to my cold plunge place
Speaker:they have cold plunge and saunas
Speaker:it's my favorite place in New York City
Speaker:I like it so much
Speaker:I'm not gonna even say the name of it
Speaker:cause I don't want a bunch of people to go there
Speaker:if you wanna DM me I'm happy to tell you about this
Speaker:amazing place in New York City
Speaker:where you could do cold plunges and saunas
Speaker:okay
Speaker:you're cutting right to the what happened is they go
Speaker:would you they always come in they go
Speaker:you want any services today
Speaker:and the services are like they beat you with that leaf
Speaker:right that's like a leaf thing no
Speaker:don't say right like this is common
Speaker:I've never been beaten by vegetation yeah
Speaker:there's a thing at the cold plunged place
Speaker:the bathhouse where they beat with these leaves
Speaker:and it's really funny to do that's in public
Speaker:you do it in front of people
Speaker:and then there's another one that's like a
Speaker:it's these giant leaves and they pour hot water on you
Speaker:oh yeah yeah
Speaker:it's it's a I don't know what it does
Speaker:but they like fuck you Jamie
Speaker:yeah it's very aggressive
Speaker:but it's like you know
Speaker:then they massage you and you're in this hot song
Speaker:it's fun and they always say
Speaker:do you want any services and I always say no
Speaker:I say no
Speaker:and then one day I had a great appearance on Gutfeld
Speaker:I had nothing to that day and I go
Speaker:I'm going to treat myself and I look at the little
Speaker:there's like a little menu and I go and get a massage
Speaker:hmm now you've never
Speaker:you're obviously a woman and you've got massages
Speaker:I'm a man who get rarely gets massages
Speaker:and I go into a very very private room
Speaker:and the first thing that struck me is
Speaker:a little bit suspicious was
Speaker:the guy goes okay
Speaker:take all your clothes off
Speaker:but I'm like you know what
Speaker:I think sometimes you take all your clothes off
Speaker:and they put you know
Speaker:they put the sheet
Speaker:do you know they put the sheet over you
Speaker:no like you take your clothes off
Speaker:clothes off in a like locker room and put a robe on
Speaker:you don't just like
Speaker:fucking strip down with a person there
Speaker:yeah I did it within that
Speaker:and but you know
Speaker:they put the cloth over your private parts
Speaker:like they like a cloth like a sheet
Speaker:no yeah
Speaker:they did what do you mean
Speaker:but you're naked on the table
Speaker:they put there's a blanket
Speaker:you're not naked during a massage
Speaker:so they leave
Speaker:and then I take everything off
Speaker:and then I get under like on the table
Speaker:I put a sheet over myself
Speaker:yes so what I'm saying
Speaker:there is no one present during
Speaker:I understand but after you take off your clothes
Speaker:banana leaf after you take off your clothes
Speaker:you're in there and I'm just saying it's covered
Speaker:you're covered now with a fucking loincloth apparently
Speaker:I at least have a whole sheath
Speaker:why do you just have like a or sheath
Speaker:no I don't have any
Speaker:this is a separate service
Speaker:the leaf is a separate service in the massage
Speaker:and so still lost but okay
Speaker:I'm just saying I'm naked on the table
Speaker:and sometimes
Speaker:you absolutely will be naked during a massage
Speaker:you are but
Speaker:you have a sheet covering your most delicate of areas
Speaker:my whole body no sheet
Speaker:I'm laying on a table where was the sheet
Speaker:there's no sheet there is no sheet
Speaker:I was asking you around for it
Speaker:of course of course
Speaker:I was I was laying on a dirt no
Speaker:I'm very uncomfortable with this
Speaker:I'm like this I want just a massage
Speaker:and there's a guy that you didn't end it
Speaker:and no I felt like
Speaker:maybe this is what happens at the Turkish bathhouse
Speaker:and I'm trying to have an open mind
Speaker:and so I'm laying on this table
Speaker:no sheet no and I got it's my ass though
Speaker:it's just my ass and so the guy face down face down
Speaker:okay okay okay okay I'll give you that yeah
Speaker:and it hurts it hurts because I'm very hard no
Speaker:I'm gonna be serious for a minute
Speaker:I'm so uncomfortable
Speaker:and I'm laying with a face down on the table and I go
Speaker:what is happening
Speaker:but they're beating people with leaves that's unusual
Speaker:maybe
Speaker:this is something they do with the Turkish bathhouse
Speaker:now I'm not familiar just you
Speaker:it's just me in a tiny room
Speaker:but it's like a like a bathroom like a stall
Speaker:you can feel under over
Speaker:it's real shitty all around the balls yeah
Speaker:and so funny you should say that
Speaker:funny you should say that this is true story
Speaker:he starts massaging me and he's getting dangerously
Speaker:dangerously close to my package and I'm like wow
Speaker:this is uncomfortable
Speaker:but I'm face down so then he goes
Speaker:this feels so dumb not telling you this
Speaker:because I should have left
Speaker:but I but I kept thinking
Speaker:maybe this is the way things are done
Speaker:so guess what he says to me
Speaker:he goes turn over on your back
Speaker:and I'm hesitant and he goes relax gross relax okay
Speaker:I just
Speaker:the way you say that he was massaging me
Speaker:and at one point
Speaker:he picked up my penis and moved it over to the side
Speaker:to massage he was like
Speaker:oh massage is like
Speaker:like just the inside of my groin
Speaker:I can massage like
Speaker:I can leave the area between your leg and your balls
Speaker:yeah did you move your balls
Speaker:no no
Speaker:no he moved
Speaker:it was like this and he goes and he goes like this
Speaker:it was like he's trying to be like so lie about it
Speaker:but why didn't he have like a towel or something
Speaker:just throw it over all the junk and move it out
Speaker:well he should have
Speaker:I think that's what the what the thing was and um
Speaker:do you wanna know
Speaker:so I've told you already this whole thing is sketchy
Speaker:but please continue and so I'm gonna tell you
Speaker:I'm gonna tell you the kind of person I am
Speaker:okay so to back up
Speaker:he takes a hose and kind of washes
Speaker:like my button stuff which I don't remember
Speaker:you're so flipped face down at this point no
Speaker:I'm back on face up now how do you wash your ass
Speaker:then he went under yeah eww
Speaker:you didn't tell me that
Speaker:I know you wrote a root of the shit out of yourself
Speaker:he really did he Jesus
Speaker:I hope you tipped him all funny you should ask that
Speaker:that's what I wanna ask you
Speaker:that's what I wanna ask you
Speaker:I mean you can't give him like 100 bucks and he's like
Speaker:well here's the thing
Speaker:he hoses me two bucks he'll be like
Speaker:what did I do wrong he hoses me off
Speaker:I'm so now I'm very uncomfortable
Speaker:this whole thing makes me uncomfortable
Speaker:I'm so uncomfortable and I go
Speaker:I just gotta get out of here
Speaker:and so I go to leave and I'm leaving and I go
Speaker:I'm never ever doing that again
Speaker:I might never come back here again
Speaker:oh ho ho ho
Speaker:and I'm leaving and they go
Speaker:oh you gotta pay
Speaker:do you know I'm such a nice guy
Speaker:leave him
Speaker:I leave him a 20% tip for what I think is close
Speaker:is that the appropriate part though
Speaker:like think about it
Speaker:I I genuinely believe this
Speaker:if you left a huge tip he'd be like
Speaker:oh he want more next time yeah
Speaker:if you left nothing he'd be offended like
Speaker:oh God but why do I care if this man's offending
Speaker:offended
Speaker:he just did what I think feels very inappropriate
Speaker:even for another culture
Speaker:the whole thing was inappropriate okay
Speaker:so I still tipped 20% so it was a horrible experience
Speaker:you got fondled you shouldn't have been
Speaker:it was not good for my health
Speaker:you didn't he didn't even ask for like consent
Speaker:he just did it yeah
Speaker:that's the part that bothers me oh
Speaker:he never said like oh
Speaker:is this okay no
Speaker:he just was more presumed relax okay
Speaker:so all of that sucks but this is my question for you
Speaker:did you cancel your membership
Speaker:no I go there all the time
Speaker:well the
Speaker:but the membership is for the bat
Speaker:like this is just an extra Jamie sure
Speaker:I bet I'm yep you took me there once
Speaker:I'm the only straight guy in there
Speaker:I'm one of a few straight guys
Speaker:so maybe it's my fault maybe this is like a
Speaker:I think you need to find a new Turkish bathhouse
Speaker:hey the place we went to was really cool
Speaker:and they were respectful the other one yeah
Speaker:you and me
Speaker:we went to two of them just to just to clarify
Speaker:we went to the place that I we didn't
Speaker:we walked outside the one where we had services
Speaker:where we actually did shit yes
Speaker:yes
Speaker:and we were naked and nobody and we were together naked
Speaker:no one did anything inappropriate
Speaker:and then we were like all those like
Speaker:pools and like summer professionals
Speaker:and nothing happened
Speaker:so I think that you're just in the wrong place yeah
Speaker:and I think that we're sure that guy needs to be kept
Speaker:you know
Speaker:I was in the wrong place that fucking hose his hand
Speaker:his hand the hose
Speaker:his mouth where is his mouth okay
Speaker:I'll space up I can see what was face up
Speaker:I said where was his mouth no
Speaker:no I mean I could see he said I was face up I mean
Speaker:I could see him with that face up all right
Speaker:wow
Speaker:isn't it weird though let me ask you this before we met
Speaker:thank goodness here's what I think is
Speaker:one of the most intriguing parts of that story is
Speaker:why do we feel like we need to
Speaker:I get people go like
Speaker:I don't wanna tip everybody for just making my coffee
Speaker:and it's bullshit I don't have a problem with that
Speaker:I feel like these are hard jobs
Speaker:and I'm gonna tip these folks
Speaker:and I don't care if they make me a black coffee
Speaker:they're getting a tip
Speaker:I don't mind I think about if it was my son
Speaker:I hope he get an extra dollar these jobs aren't easy
Speaker:actually really nice
Speaker:but I have a problem with the whole
Speaker:I tip people did fucking suck because I'm too nice
Speaker:this guy almost he probably did something
Speaker:that I could have complained about
Speaker:or maybe this is borderline
Speaker:and I tip him because I'm so nice no
Speaker:but that's your fault because you so go there
Speaker:uh huh so
Speaker:you're basically showing that you were still okay with
Speaker:overall your experience
Speaker:because you still attend that place
Speaker:and still pay a membership yeah
Speaker:but what about the tip part
Speaker:you ever get bad service and you still tip somebody
Speaker:have you ever left a zero
Speaker:I just got an Uber to a hotel
Speaker:and I was carrying a giant box
Speaker:and the guy wouldn't drop me off
Speaker:right in front of the hotel
Speaker:he was like I can't go in there
Speaker:should take me like a couple minutes to get out
Speaker:cause I go dude
Speaker:I have a giant box and he wouldn't why wouldn't he
Speaker:he just said he wouldn't
Speaker:he said he didn't wanna get stuck in there
Speaker:then fuck him you know
Speaker:when you drive into a hotel
Speaker:you're in like the valet thing
Speaker:I think people work really hard for their money
Speaker:and in general
Speaker:what you said like even if they make a black coffee
Speaker:they just tip because it's built into their salary
Speaker:the guy someone's a jerk
Speaker:that's a difference
Speaker:the guy that left me to walk with my box yeah
Speaker:I tipped him 20% well you're nice
Speaker:it's not nice though to to be feel like guilt once
Speaker:once one time I can remember writing on a Bill
Speaker:next time try not to be such a bitch wow
Speaker:and for you to write that
Speaker:I'm thinking this person was a huge bitch
Speaker:I feel really guilty that I did that it was awful
Speaker:I mean this woman yelled at us like screamed at us
Speaker:refused to serve us served other people
Speaker:we've been there for three hours
Speaker:three hours wow
Speaker:and she actually came up and said like
Speaker:they weren't even that busy and she was just like
Speaker:what I took a smoke break like horrible
Speaker:like horrible and she was mean
Speaker:like she threw threw our plate down and said
Speaker:here you go and we didn't even complain
Speaker:where were you I was in Las Vegas Jeez
Speaker:right before I saw thunder from down under
Speaker:thunder from down under
Speaker:the fuck sorry was us trying guys yes
Speaker:it was a dinner with my friend Bonnie
Speaker:right before you guys
Speaker:I told you
Speaker:I used to share a dressing room with the Thunder
Speaker:you did I think it's so great yeah
Speaker:I feel like you are so perfect
Speaker:and they were probably like
Speaker:what the fuck is in this guy
Speaker:in our show I just never came up
Speaker:but it makes me happy that like
Speaker:not a million women rubbed you raw
Speaker:I remember I was at the Catch Rising Star 20 years ago
Speaker:and I it was my first time headlining Vegas
Speaker:and I went downstairs and there was the biggest line
Speaker:to get into the showroom when I go
Speaker:this is Vegas I have made it
Speaker:this is amazing and they go the green rooms there
Speaker:and I go in and there are men
Speaker:ripped men oiling each other up
Speaker:and I go fuck is this
Speaker:and come to find out there's no one at my show
Speaker:every single woman in line is there
Speaker:see the thunder from down under okay
Speaker:so no penises at the
Speaker:thunder from down under is just covered up
Speaker:it's either they're clothed
Speaker:did they flop it out
Speaker:no no
Speaker:it's fine I just never been I got pulled on stage
Speaker:oh good
Speaker:haha
Speaker:it's weird that I'm the one that got asked to do it
Speaker:you're the one that did it
Speaker:I was really nervous
Speaker:I didn't think they pulled me on stage
Speaker:it was a bachelorette party for a girl
Speaker:I didn't even know and I just went
Speaker:cause like she was a friend of a friend of a friend
Speaker:and they chose me out of the audience
Speaker:and I got very nervous and I just laid there
Speaker:there's a definitely did things you can just
Speaker:you cannot answer this if you don't want to
Speaker:I don't like this
Speaker:you cannot answer this if you don't want to
Speaker:okay I was just gonna say what say we get married
Speaker:I'm just throwing out a super super just that case
Speaker:say a person gets married to somebody
Speaker:and you find out at the bachelorette party
Speaker:there were someone hired a couple strippers
Speaker:I would be upset about that
Speaker:would you eat what if I had nothing to do with it
Speaker:and they try to surprise
Speaker:because your friends are assholes
Speaker:and I don't understand the truthfully
Speaker:I do not understand the basher bachelorette party
Speaker:especially when it's the night before the last hurrah
Speaker:I have to see other vaginas and boobs
Speaker:and dicks and malls no
Speaker:if you're happy you don't need like a last hurrah
Speaker:it's for all your single friends who are
Speaker:pieces of shit
Speaker:who wanna justify to their girlfriends and boyfriends
Speaker:that they wanted to go fuck around
Speaker:if you're getting married
Speaker:you don't need that do you know that
Speaker:if you do then you shouldn't get married
Speaker:so you're not alone in this thinking
Speaker:there's a an article just came out about a year ago
Speaker:we covered it on Gutfeld that said there is this
Speaker:there is this wave of people
Speaker:this new generation of people
Speaker:that completely agree with you
Speaker:that think the bachelorette party
Speaker:in the bachelor party
Speaker:are causing some people to get divorced oh
Speaker:it's extremely archaic because of what happens is
Speaker:so they're saying no more no
Speaker:they're not gonna do it anymore what about a dowry
Speaker:there's
Speaker:so many things that are associated with marriage
Speaker:the white wedding dress because the woman is pure
Speaker:but the guy can wear fucking black cause he's a slut
Speaker:pain the man so the white is
Speaker:cause you're supposed to be pure and virgins are white
Speaker:when my when I got married to my ex wife
Speaker:I thought she had fallen on the way in
Speaker:that's how it wasn't white it was covered with
Speaker:that's how um interesting
Speaker:so I think that bashra and bashtrip parts
Speaker:and I've done a joint one with one of my friends
Speaker:I actually organized the whole thing
Speaker:I think that's a good relationship
Speaker:joint bachelor bachelor of guys fight though
Speaker:because he got a lap dance and went upstairs oh
Speaker:it a strip club known
Speaker:I thought you meant bachelor bachelorette party
Speaker:we have a party no
Speaker:they went to a strip club in Vegas
Speaker:I changed my mind I think if you have I would never
Speaker:you're not ready to
Speaker:I would never do that don't have that kind of
Speaker:but that's the thing
Speaker:like if you wanna do it whatever to each their own
Speaker:but if you wanna do that
Speaker:you're not ready to get married
Speaker:like why do you have to have one last vagina
Speaker:like I feel like it's extremely disrespectful yeah
Speaker:you're
Speaker:how would you feel if like the night before I was like
Speaker:I just need one more dick on my face yikes
Speaker:I didn't know it was gonna escalate to that well
Speaker:one more makes me really um
Speaker:I would not like it no
Speaker:no I would not like it
Speaker:I think that I when I hate strip clubs in general
Speaker:so they can go fuck themselves
Speaker:but uh
Speaker:I I think that
Speaker:the whole premise of a bachelor bachelorette party
Speaker:needs to end to be quite honest
Speaker:you should be celebrating your nuptials
Speaker:and happy with the other person
Speaker:you don't have to like go out on the whim to like
Speaker:fuck somebody I feel like if you had a video
Speaker:when you're invoking a lot of temptation
Speaker:when it doesn't need to be absolutely
Speaker:absolutely I think that if you had a video
Speaker:just hypothetically of the way a guy
Speaker:his bachelor party went I'll bet
Speaker:there's a correlation between
Speaker:how the bachelor party was
Speaker:versus how the relationship is well
Speaker:and think about this too
Speaker:if you go to a bachelor party and you're like
Speaker:having fun and you go crazy and you drink a lot
Speaker:which I mean let's be honest
Speaker:that's usually what happens the only reason you go
Speaker:but then you wake up and you're fucking hungover
Speaker:for your wedding yeah yeah
Speaker:I've heard stories I'm sure you have too
Speaker:of like how the wedding was fucking destroyed
Speaker:because the guy was a piece of shit
Speaker:barfing at the aisle yeah
Speaker:like falling over have you ever heard that story
Speaker:and then the other spouse
Speaker:and I'm not always saying it's the guy
Speaker:the woman is just as guilty
Speaker:if she goes on a bachelorette party and gets shit
Speaker:canned and for disaster
Speaker:and is like oh I saw 500 dicks last night yeah
Speaker:I love you it's a recipe for disaster
Speaker:I need a temptation bad idea
Speaker:we're not in favor I had a um
Speaker:when I got married I had a
Speaker:do you have one we hired a stripper in Alaska wait
Speaker:wait wait
Speaker:wait wait wait
Speaker:wait wait
Speaker:hold on is this true and look at me look at me wait
Speaker:we are stripping Alaska
Speaker:and I think you're scared to look at me
Speaker:she was true she was hourly and we
Speaker:by the time she got her snow pants off
Speaker:we're out of money
Speaker:alright tell me the truth
Speaker:no no
Speaker:sorry I ruined your joke
Speaker:I ruined your joke
Speaker:but I honestly thought you were like trying
Speaker:I'm being insanely silly alright
Speaker:did you have a bachelor party
Speaker:didn't have bachelor I did have a bachelor party
Speaker:did you now I did have a bachelor party
Speaker:tell me the detail it was not great
Speaker:a friend of mine organized it and when I got there
Speaker:it was a there were like 10 guys there
Speaker:and I only knew two of them
Speaker:that's dumb and then they were trying to hire a girl
Speaker:they were trying to hire like a stripper
Speaker:and then there
Speaker:the negotiations broke down and there was never um
Speaker:no one ever came
Speaker:so was it like someone's house in Vegas
Speaker:had drinks in Las Vegas what you do then
Speaker:just gambled
Speaker:well that's what you get
Speaker:but that's a fun bachelor party
Speaker:that's what it should be
Speaker:did you hear the part where they try to get the girl
Speaker:and the negotiations broke down
Speaker:fell through and I think that's cool
Speaker:you know what I think is fun
Speaker:why can't a last hurrah b
Speaker:I'm single with my friends
Speaker:having fun without the responsibility
Speaker:to check in with my significant other
Speaker:like I don't think that's disrespectful because
Speaker:you know
Speaker:you mean like a night off of of being with this person
Speaker:you mean just like a guys night
Speaker:like a last day of freedom haha yeah
Speaker:I feel like in a way that's not disrespectful
Speaker:because it's exactly reciprocal for the other gender
Speaker:like I'd love one night off from you
Speaker:but not because I don't like you and I need a space
Speaker:but it's a concept of like once you're married
Speaker:you check in every night
Speaker:and this is the silly silly like oh
Speaker:let's go have fun let's stay out late
Speaker:let's do a girls night in mind
Speaker:you girls nights are like spas and fucking
Speaker:laughing at strippers we're not fuck like
Speaker:should you not be able to do that though once married
Speaker:shouldn't you or you mean like symbolically
Speaker:that you're kind of symbolically
Speaker:because we have to eradicate the notion of the basher
Speaker:bachelorette party of strippers
Speaker:and the last time you could have sex
Speaker:I mean
Speaker:I think a lot of people actually embrace the like
Speaker:this is the last day
Speaker:that I can't have sex with anyone else
Speaker:so let's fucking go all out
Speaker:like how would you feel if if I fucked someone that I
Speaker:before we got married
Speaker:and I think that that has really changed
Speaker:I would
Speaker:I would hate it even if it was any day before after we
Speaker:yeah I think it's changed
Speaker:I don't think a lot of people do that now
Speaker:but some people still do because they don't have that
Speaker:the ring on their finger
Speaker:they don't have the the piece of paper
Speaker:I think we need to
Speaker:as a society migrate into emotional maturity
Speaker:which good luck with that shit
Speaker:but whatever people need to like
Speaker:if you're gonna get married
Speaker:be nice to your spouse
Speaker:you don't have to fuck other people
Speaker:you don't have to think about fucking other people
Speaker:you don't have to look at a dick
Speaker:I hate the like
Speaker:cheesiness of like penis popsicles and penis straws oh
Speaker:so do I penis is on a fucking veil
Speaker:I love Jesus Christ first of all
Speaker:I never want a dick near my face ever uh huh uh huh
Speaker:it's true look
Speaker:ever I never want a dick near my face okay
Speaker:let alone a veil
Speaker:but why is it this commodity where I have to have dick
Speaker:ice cubes you know it's weird for a man it's like no
Speaker:give me an actual pussy yeah
Speaker:it is weird too though that you're right
Speaker:it is weird to the
Speaker:that the girls love to do little penis things
Speaker:you don't see guys pouring like
Speaker:gravy out of a big vagina thing
Speaker:why is it gravy the only thing I could think of
Speaker:that was shaped like a vagina
Speaker:the gravy thing in Thanksgiving gravy
Speaker:my whole this whole time
Speaker:I've been trying to think of
Speaker:what could be shaped like a vagina gravy
Speaker:great what is it called
Speaker:do you know how many foods and flowers
Speaker:and things in nature look like
Speaker:a vagina and a vulva
Speaker:by the way get it right
Speaker:Vagina is the entrance and the muscles
Speaker:that surround everything and are internal externals
Speaker:vulva so 1
Speaker:name it correctly get it right 2
Speaker:a gravy fucking boat it's all I can think of really
Speaker:yeah is it like white gravy with a pepper with biscuits
Speaker:or is it like thick brown shit
Speaker:it's what's coming out of my vagina right now
Speaker:so I can think of what one
Speaker:it's all I can think of was though
Speaker:but you're right women
Speaker:you made a great point
Speaker:you said women want to have the penis pops first
Speaker:and all the things and
Speaker:wow okay
Speaker:gravy boat it's all I could think of
Speaker:I was trying to think like
Speaker:curtains for every Thanksgiving
Speaker:going there curtains
Speaker:um
Speaker:Wanna hear one more question for somebody
Speaker:no okay
Speaker:I mean I guess so
Speaker:but I'm still thinking of like
Speaker:fucking a can of thick beef
Speaker:chunky gravy
Speaker:and you associate that to my wonderfulness
Speaker:that was not my intention
Speaker:well you fucking said it
Speaker:only I can think of a shape like a Volvo
Speaker:Volvo Volvo
Speaker:did you just call me a car
Speaker:not trying to do this on purpose flustered
Speaker:hey everyone listening
Speaker:Jamie is now a new virgin indefinitely
Speaker:I'm not even joking
Speaker:fucking masturbate with a can of gravy
Speaker:I'm gonna go buy you one Heinz
Speaker:all right jerk your beef
Speaker:I heard this question fuck off
Speaker:it actually made me upset
Speaker:ready no
Speaker:I'm still recovering are you
Speaker:yeah super offensive
Speaker:oh I'm sorry
Speaker:it's all I could think of
Speaker:I don't say that to you but you're right
Speaker:we don't have penis the men of the penis popsicles
Speaker:no herbs sorry
Speaker:the women have all the penis accoutrements
Speaker:and the guys actually go out
Speaker:and sometimes sleep with an actual woman
Speaker:that you made a great point
Speaker:with that one
Speaker:nope you're still in our house
Speaker:all I'm hearing is gravy gravy gravy
Speaker:I'm almost 70 and I'm happy to say my thing still works
Speaker:will I wake up one day and it won't
Speaker:well I hope Jamie
Speaker:yes one day it stops when he talks about gravy boats
Speaker:also is there an upper limit on Viagra
Speaker:this is a great question I don't wanna go there
Speaker:I'm mad at you for gravy bumps
Speaker:yeah that's all I can think of
Speaker:I offended it's all I can think of
Speaker:we can delete it let it out of our lives
Speaker:I wish we could go back and edit it out of our
Speaker:of real life and your Fox
Speaker:you can't it's ingrained
Speaker:yes men can't have sex after a certain age
Speaker:and every man is different
Speaker:but eventually they become impotent
Speaker:which is why sodenophyl for example
Speaker:Viagra xialis
Speaker:are great options for men to achieve its insane
Speaker:or an erection and orgasm
Speaker:the problem is women
Speaker:their spouses have vaginal dryness post menopause
Speaker:and a lot of men selfishly just wanna fuck
Speaker:and they don't realize that their partner is dry
Speaker:and also has vaginal atrophy
Speaker:as you age and you lose female dominated hormones
Speaker:such as estrogen I love you
Speaker:your external vulvar region actually thins
Speaker:it becomes like paper thin
Speaker:like crepe paper yeah
Speaker:and it can sheer bleed become extremely painful
Speaker:urintroidous
Speaker:the opening of your vagina can become smaller
Speaker:tighter and very difficult to expand
Speaker:so now you have a man who goes to his doctor and says
Speaker:I want Viagra
Speaker:and the doctor is like I can fix you
Speaker:and then you have a woman who is in fucking pain
Speaker:and the guy wants to fucking go inside
Speaker:and it rips her open and she bleeds
Speaker:and it why don't we use
Speaker:uh don't we
Speaker:isn't that a that sounds like a weird circumstance
Speaker:between two people that don't communicate
Speaker:it's extremely common oh
Speaker:why don't we go hey
Speaker:it's unfortunate women are embarrassed to admit that
Speaker:they lose the ability to have pleasureful sex
Speaker:much earlier than men they do
Speaker:I thought it was women later men
Speaker:it's marketed as oh
Speaker:you want a better erection
Speaker:ask your doctor about this
Speaker:or they can't even say low testosterone
Speaker:or impotence or erectile dysfunction
Speaker:they say low t hmm
Speaker:it's cute it's cute
Speaker:because you're all dumbasses who can't admit that you
Speaker:sorry I'm angry
Speaker:because you can't admit that
Speaker:like you have a medical problem
Speaker:just own it but women walk in with eye
Speaker:vaginal dryness eye of pain
Speaker:whatever but most of my female patients will say
Speaker:I'm embarrassed because I'm not fulfilling my husband
Speaker:my male patients come in and say
Speaker:I can't fucking get an erection
Speaker:so how old do you think 70s and 80s
Speaker:and the problem is there's not a good
Speaker:communicative response between both of my patients
Speaker:the women feel guilty
Speaker:they're not so satisfying their partner
Speaker:the men are unhappy they can't have an orgasm
Speaker:do you see the difference
Speaker:the men are saying I can't please my wife
Speaker:the women are saying I can't please my husband
Speaker:so there's this correlation
Speaker:and then on top of that then the men are like
Speaker:well give me the medicine that gets my dick hard
Speaker:and I'm like well
Speaker:I can here's all the risks
Speaker:benefits and side effects
Speaker:and then I prescribe it but often you have to say
Speaker:can you look at your partner and see what she needs to
Speaker:yeah I was gonna say
Speaker:why would you want to have awesome sex
Speaker:if it hurts the love of your life
Speaker:of course and I was gonna say
Speaker:as a doctor if it that
Speaker:is that something you would do
Speaker:you would say you would
Speaker:you would say hey
Speaker:before this happens I wanna let you know
Speaker:this thing's gonna be in good shape
Speaker:medicine is gonna work
Speaker:make sure use a little lubrication yeah
Speaker:make sure you talk to your person
Speaker:cause if a woman can say
Speaker:maybe you could step in and give that advice
Speaker:well that's what upsets me
Speaker:and if it was the opposite gender
Speaker:I would feel equally upset that like
Speaker:it's such a sensitive issue
Speaker:people are embarrassed to ask about
Speaker:it doesn't matter who it is
Speaker:if one person is uncomfortable
Speaker:you have to make sure that their needs are met too
Speaker:and they don't feel embarrassed to tell you
Speaker:their needs so yeah
Speaker:I absolutely have conversations with men
Speaker:I I mean
Speaker:I do women's health so I don't see a lot of men
Speaker:but when I do yeah
Speaker:you have to say listen
Speaker:I'm gonna help you but let me ask you this question
Speaker:so the question is like I'm almost 70 right
Speaker:still works so you're saying it will still work
Speaker:these are like
Speaker:other things we should make sure we're being aware of
Speaker:and maybe you're even saying
Speaker:that's not the question
Speaker:he should necessarily be focused on right
Speaker:like
Speaker:is there is there a time that you wake up
Speaker:and is this like a sex drive thing
Speaker:I don't want to or is this like
Speaker:I can't get it to this is a real
Speaker:it's a real thing
Speaker:that got me thinking when I saw this question
Speaker:cause I was like it's so interesting that sex
Speaker:and having sex seems like such a big part of life that
Speaker:that one day you wake up
Speaker:and it wouldn't be part of life
Speaker:you know that it wouldn't be something you get to do
Speaker:or look forward to and it really got me
Speaker:thinking and I was gonna ask you
Speaker:I feel like it must have to
Speaker:obviously people are so different
Speaker:and by the time you're 70 or 80
Speaker:the choices you have made in your life are really
Speaker:we're really starting to see
Speaker:what kind of choices you made
Speaker:do you smoke and drink every day
Speaker:are you out of shape do you have you know
Speaker:high blood pressure do you have whatever
Speaker:I would guess
Speaker:the better you are at taking care of yourself
Speaker:this numbers higher like if I've been
Speaker:maybe that's a dumb obvious thing to say
Speaker:but I would say it's not dumb
Speaker:I do believe it's obvious
Speaker:if you think about um
Speaker:all of the reasons that people have impotence
Speaker:or difficulty even achieving an erection
Speaker:first place level on sustaining it
Speaker:and then having an orgasm
Speaker:age is part of it I mean
Speaker:unfortunately as we get older
Speaker:it's not as easy to happen
Speaker:that sucks right
Speaker:but yeah if you have diabetes
Speaker:high blood sugar high blood pressure
Speaker:um if you're more overly obese
Speaker:if you have hypertension
Speaker:chronic corbidities absolutely exacerbate the problem
Speaker:so yes there's a benefit to having a healthy lifestyle
Speaker:so Pablo Picasso was 68 when he had his last kid what
Speaker:yeah
Speaker:holy shit so I guess you just need to be a painter
Speaker:Pablo Vagaso the kid is 60 years old
Speaker:is that a world record I don't know
Speaker:look it up I don't know the world record
Speaker:but what I always reference that people ask me look
Speaker:am I old too old to have sex
Speaker:no absolutely enjoy the pleasure
Speaker:enjoy it
Speaker:and I think they're saying
Speaker:I don't know if I can't or I don't know if I can
Speaker:I'm sure they want to enjoy it
Speaker:but isn't it more like they're going
Speaker:do I wake up one day it doesn't work
Speaker:well the reason I reference that is not only could
Speaker:he could and would enjoy it
Speaker:like awesome but he
Speaker:he ejaculated if he had a kid at 68
Speaker:he did he didn't
Speaker:he didn't just have sex yeah
Speaker:which makes me feel very awkward
Speaker:I'm talking about renowned painter haze
Speaker:oh I would think can I now keep in mind
Speaker:I'm not a doctor phallus
Speaker:I would say old guy sperm not nearly is like
Speaker:as far as like what the kids gonna be like healthwise
Speaker:is gonna be not nearly as um
Speaker:important as the age of the woman
Speaker:well correct
Speaker:unfortunately women um
Speaker:with eggs I told you this in a previous podcast
Speaker:which I think is really interesting
Speaker:women are born with
Speaker:the amount of eggs that they will have
Speaker:for their entire life whereas men regenerate sperm
Speaker:your bodies keep creating sperm
Speaker:women don't keep creating eggs
Speaker:so like you have them for life
Speaker:so it's like bitcoin there's only so many
Speaker:really
Speaker:I don't know if that's how it works
Speaker:I see what you're saying
Speaker:okay
Speaker:you just compared my OVA to a bitcoin
Speaker:only in the sense that they're finite
Speaker:I think they only make some
Speaker:so you're saying that they're more like
Speaker:rare and beautiful exactly guarded
Speaker:exactly not that they changed the economy
Speaker:and probably will phase out soon
Speaker:I think it comes back up I don't know
Speaker:so the answer is it really
Speaker:really depends how
Speaker:women's eggs definitely do not last as long as men
Speaker:sperm as far as for your age specifically
Speaker:is much more dangerous
Speaker:for women to conceive after age 35
Speaker:and then after 40 or a cutoffs and then continuing
Speaker:man not so much yeah
Speaker:but that's part of it
Speaker:it increases the chance of like toratogenicity
Speaker:genetic abnormalities um
Speaker:obstetric complications essentially
Speaker:gotcha and so okay
Speaker:I kind of changed our subject there instead
Speaker:like having kids but I guess the point being
Speaker:try to be healthy and to just get it up
Speaker:yeah to just
Speaker:to just have sex go for it
Speaker:yeah yeah
Speaker:just make sure that your partner satisfied too
Speaker:yeah
Speaker:and to make the likelihood that you can still get up
Speaker:as you get older
Speaker:try to be healthy and do the stuff right exercise
Speaker:I'd be sad if you couldn't have sex with me
Speaker:when you were 70 that's way too
Speaker:not in like a couple years that's way too
Speaker:that's way too young
Speaker:that's way too young
Speaker:hey do you ever um
Speaker:I don't know if girls have this discussion but we
Speaker:you love that you love that one
Speaker:I well
Speaker:let's be honest if we're gonna go there
Speaker:it's not that I love that you're older
Speaker:it's me giving shit that you love younger women
Speaker:I don't love younger women really
Speaker:I've dated a few younger women
Speaker:and it was all their own mistakes
Speaker:you know 20s
Speaker:late 20s how old were you
Speaker:40s gross
Speaker:I know it was the biggest stage gap you ever had
Speaker:hmm
Speaker:um 15
Speaker:eww you fucking perv
Speaker:everyone was legal
Speaker:give me like her digits just so I can be like
Speaker:I'm sorry on his behalf
Speaker:um it was a mistake almost across the board honestly
Speaker:why did you like younger women
Speaker:I didn't it was just I didn't like them
Speaker:no you didn't
Speaker:I didn't like younger women
Speaker:it was uh
Speaker:it was just what happened every single time
Speaker:it was how I happen
Speaker:who I happen to meet every single time
Speaker:but it was a you've met older women too
Speaker:let's talk about your average age demographic
Speaker:for your Gutfeld show hmm true
Speaker:but that is kind of a newer
Speaker:newer phenomena for me oh okay
Speaker:so yeah so if it had been now
Speaker:I could have been like
Speaker:I only dated 7 year olds before you
Speaker:which I love my 7 year olds
Speaker:do not get me wrong love my fans 60
Speaker:70s and 80s as my people
Speaker:you saw them I like your fans
Speaker:they're the best shit no
Speaker:no they're the greatest women
Speaker:I'm not gonna talk shit about you
Speaker:I told you a lady message me
Speaker:they're awesome isn't this fine honest
Speaker:this lady message me she goes
Speaker:if I was she goes
Speaker:I told you she goes if I was 50 years younger
Speaker:I thought that was so funny
Speaker:cause usually people go like
Speaker:oh if I was 20 years younger she said fifty I go
Speaker:how old are you
Speaker:might be triple digits I thought that was very sweet
Speaker:I think that your fans are perfect
Speaker:you know I like your fans
Speaker:I like them
Speaker:because they are emotionally mature enough to like
Speaker:appreciate you for your art
Speaker:without like trying to well hold on
Speaker:I was gonna say without trying to grab your dick
Speaker:but you just have that happen
Speaker:who got your dick
Speaker:is it the older ones or the younger ones
Speaker:that was like a
Speaker:I would say you call like a cougar or something
Speaker:I would say like a 50s okay
Speaker:60s I think your fans are wonderful
Speaker:I think they're polite and respectful for the best
Speaker:minus the cougar
Speaker:do you know that you're grabbing Cougar
Speaker:I was at a show not fuck you dick grabbing cougar
Speaker:he's my boyfriend that's right
Speaker:but ass grabbing seems like more of an old woman thing
Speaker:oh you know why
Speaker:because I think a lot of grandmas will be like
Speaker:pincher cheese that's right
Speaker:or they'll like smack you on the butt almost like you
Speaker:silly boy and I think you're right
Speaker:I almost I don't feel like a sexual
Speaker:I still don't like it
Speaker:cause for you and me it feels sexual
Speaker:yeah but I wonder if we're 70 and 80 year olds
Speaker:it's almost like a oh
Speaker:go take your vitamins I think it's more silly
Speaker:yeah absolutely
Speaker:but I'm not justifying it
Speaker:that's your personal space
Speaker:but absolutely I was it um
Speaker:as a Minneapolis do they have whips too and handcuffs
Speaker:who my
Speaker:my fans well
Speaker:I mean that no
Speaker:this is just the whole thing
Speaker:just a pinch on the cheek in public
Speaker:the back cheek I had this cell that one
Speaker:it's happened more than once
Speaker:and it was absolutely before
Speaker:what do they do are they
Speaker:well I don't know
Speaker:set this legals you can't control that
Speaker:it's always when they're really drunk
Speaker:and they're with a bunch of people
Speaker:and they're like riled up
Speaker:and it's if it's women
Speaker:if it's a bunch of women together
Speaker:it's always crazy
Speaker:because I feel like when the Bachelorette party
Speaker:bullshit yeah
Speaker:cause I think if if guys are there
Speaker:same with a bunch of guys
Speaker:there's a drunk guys too but
Speaker:I think you have
Speaker:the checks and balances of having your partner there
Speaker:you don't get so crazy
Speaker:but this woman went up and she goes
Speaker:they're taking a picture with me and she grabs my
Speaker:like touches my stomach and I'm like
Speaker:I don't love that but whatever
Speaker:and then she goes and just grab she grabbed yeah
Speaker:I'm telling you
Speaker:I that's the problem and if that happens
Speaker:I'm always like at least buy a T-shirt
Speaker:don't just come in here and do that
Speaker:without picking up some merch
Speaker:what do I get out of it
Speaker:okay haha I love my but this guy I was at this club
Speaker:I don't wanna say where I just said
Speaker:but I wanna take it out but I was at this club and um
Speaker:the bartender oh really offended me about my fans he
Speaker:I was I was sitting at the bar and he was like God
Speaker:I've never seen you know you know
Speaker:so there's no young people here
Speaker:there's no whatever
Speaker:and I let him talk and talk and talk and I said
Speaker:and he goes to see do like older people jokes
Speaker:and I was sitting at the corner of the barn
Speaker:I was getting so angry and I let him talk and talk
Speaker:and then the manager came over and said why
Speaker:you ask him he's right here and um
Speaker:this young dude turned around and I said
Speaker:let me tell you about my fans and I said
Speaker:they are established
Speaker:they're my age they're not older older people
Speaker:they're my age and older and I go
Speaker:they are established they are mature
Speaker:they're gonna drink and tip you really well
Speaker:because they're in they're in the age group
Speaker:they have jobs sloppy asshole
Speaker:kicked out every sloppy asshole drunks and I really
Speaker:really like felt like I gave a speech to this man
Speaker:and he he could have given a fuck
Speaker:that was what blew when I said
Speaker:when you called me and you were like
Speaker:this guy was talking shit
Speaker:I was right there at the bar and I was waiting
Speaker:and then I turned around and I was like
Speaker:it's me motherfucker he wasn't like
Speaker:oh shit he was like yeah
Speaker:he did not care fans can suck a dick
Speaker:he did not care well I guess that's why
Speaker:he's 20 years old and hasn't Learned yet
Speaker:we have to go but next up
Speaker:oh great question about uh one of your specialties
Speaker:oh birth control I don't yeah
Speaker:I don't mean with us personally I mean professionally
Speaker:you're very good birth control
Speaker:he looks me get away yes
Speaker:and we got some great question about birth control
Speaker:and some other stuff and that
Speaker:thank goodness people I'm excited about this one
Speaker:we're not afraid that coming up on the next episode of
Speaker:afraid to ask
Speaker:you know I've never noticed
Speaker:but you know that I have a tattoo on my ass since
Speaker:how's my fucking because I like the accountability
Speaker:I go let's keep me on my a game why is it on your ass
Speaker:so if people can see about oh
Speaker:I see what you're saying I'd like to redo it
Speaker:I was imagining someone's watching me have sex with
Speaker:you fucking like
Speaker:behind is what I want
Speaker:okay well these are logistics that backfired
Speaker:it should be on my yeah but you could be on your ass
Speaker:I was picture was a 3rd party
Speaker:because you could be on my ass
Speaker:why would a tattoo be on your ass
Speaker:cause people walking by
Speaker:cause I was pretending I was like a porn star
Speaker:people were like I'm gonna call up this guy
Speaker:but they wouldn't see it unless you were naked
Speaker:and who sees your ass if you're naked
Speaker:you know what I'm not gonna really do it now
Speaker:I'm just cause you made a lot of great points
Speaker:now I'm thinking about two boners
