LTO - Downton Abbey - S6 Finale?

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Content warning, just so y'all know,

there is a suicide attempt in this

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episode of Downton Abbey, so if that's

gonna be difficult for you to listen

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to, just go ahead and skip this one.

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We'll see you next week.

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Benjamin: Hello and

welcome to Downton Abey.

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Victor: wait, are we recording?

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Benjamin: Yeah, we've been

recording for a minute there, dude.

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Victor: the, oh, sorry.

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Hey everyone.

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Welcome.

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Uh uh Did Japhia take it away?

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Xhafer: Hello and welcome to last Time On.

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This is the podcast for people

who wanna watch all this prestige

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television, but who's got time for it?

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Benjamin: Apparently I've got time

to watch a double episode where half

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as much as a normal episode happens.

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Victor: Isn't that the truth?

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Yeah, I.

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Xhafer: like a one and a half episode.

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Benjamin: No, it was an hour and

a half that they're normally 45

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Xhafer: God was it?

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A full hour and a half.

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Victor: see,

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Benjamin: over.

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Xhafer: Ugh.

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Victor: Uh, hour 15, but I've got,

I'm watching it on Amazon where

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I have commercials, so that that

brings it out to hour and 30 minutes.

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Xhafer: Uh, God.

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Don't do that.

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Victor: Yeah, it was rough.

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I actually had to take a nap.

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I literally could not keep my eyes

open, uh, halfway through, and I

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was, I was just like, you know what?

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I'll just, I just, I'll

try again tomorrow.

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I a nap, uh, by the way,

Hey, everyone, I'm Victor.

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Benjamin: I am Ben.

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Victor: There we go.

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Sweet.

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Xhafer: Got it Done So

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Victor: Yeah.

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Um, and go to Voice Cast app slash lto.

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No new messages.

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I just thought I'd put that at

the beginning of the pod to see if

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that actually, uh, attracts anyone.

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So

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Benjamin: think it will Victor.

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Victor: it's a track.

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I gonna give it a try, you know.

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Benjamin: All right.

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Victor: try not

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Benjamin: And here, ladies,

gentlemen, we are now Dunton,

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Xhafer: Uh, about that.

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So this is season six, episode eight.

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Victor: Yep.

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Xhafer: Episode eight.

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Victor: Episode eight.

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Benjamin: uh, Jair Read the wrong plot

synopsis at the end of last episode.

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Victor: Oh, did you read for

the, the Christmas special.

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Benjamin: He read for one of the movies.

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Xhafer: did I Oh,

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Benjamin: Mrs.

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Patmore does not have a b and b.

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Victor: Yeah, she does.

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Xhafer: she does.

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NY Bay.

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Oh no,

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you've got to get out of here now.

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Victor: That's like the,

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Benjamin: No.

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Xhafer: Yeah, that's like

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Victor: That's, that's what,

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Xhafer: of the

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Victor: that's what it

opens with the policemen.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Victor: what episode did you watch, Ben?

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Xhafer: the wrong episode, Ben?

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Benjamin: I watched the last episode.

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I

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Victor: Oh, no.

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Benjamin: watched the

one with Edith's wedding.

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Victor: You

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Benjamin: Did you guys watch the movie?

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Victor: two?

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Xhafer: You watched

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Victor: No, no.

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It's season two, episode eight

is the one that we, is the finale

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Xhafer: eight.

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Benjamin: I watched

season six, episode eight.

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Xhafer: the last Christmas special.

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Victor: Yeah, that's the

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Benjamin: Are you

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Xhafer: The one we didn't, the

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Benjamin: kidding me?

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Xhafer: watched the wrong one.

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Victor: uh,

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Xhafer: I knew it wasn't that much longer.

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God

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Benjamin: No, that

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Xhafer: motherfucker.

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Victor: yeah.

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Uh,

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Benjamin: you've gotta

be fucking kidding me.

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Hold on.

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Victor: the final episode

is listed as episode nine.

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Uh, that's the Christmas special.

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Yeah.

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It's,

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Benjamin: I watched the last episode.

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Why would we not have

watched the last episode?

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Victor: special.

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It's not technically, don't know.

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Xhafer: we weren't watching

the specials and stuff.

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We didn't count

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Benjamin: We were watching the movies.

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Victor: watching the movies.

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Benjamin: Yeah, I We weren't

gonna watch the movies.

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I went to the last episode.

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Victor: fair.

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Benjamin: you've gotta

be fucking kidding me.

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This was the last episode.

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Victor: Yeah.

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Xhafer: I mean, the name of the

episode you watched is the finale,

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Benjamin: Yeah, I watched the finale.

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Xhafer: that's not the one that

we said we were gonna watch.

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That's, that's not we were doing.

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We watched the seat, we watched the end

of the show, the last regular episode

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of the show, just like we watched the

first regular episode of the show.

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Benjamin: There was nothing that

indicates that it was not a normal

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episode when I went on Amazon.

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Xhafer: thing would've been

you hearing the description and

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saying, I read the wrong one, Ben.

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What is more likely I read the

wrong episode description or

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you watched the wrong episode?

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Benjamin: You read the

wrong episode description.

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Xhafer: is not what happened.

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Victor: Uh,

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Benjamin: Okay.

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'cause episode eight

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Victor: remember.

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So, uh.

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Benjamin: also does not have, uh.

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Because at, in episode nine or

whatever the one I watched, Mrs.

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Patmore is working at Downton.

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She doesn't have a bed and breakfast.

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Victor: does both.

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Xhafer: does, she does both.

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Victor: That's what happens in

episode eight is she's running a bed

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and a bread and breakfast part-time.

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Xhafer: Yeah.

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Benjamin: Oh.

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And he, Mosley gets the

teacher job in episode nine.

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Victor: he got it

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Xhafer: yeah.

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In

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Victor: E.

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Xhafer: eight.

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Victor: he has his

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Benjamin: Oh,

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Victor: of school in episode eight.

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Oh, man.

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Yeah.

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I know.

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It's a big,

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Benjamin: no.

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Why?

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Oh, I am.

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I am rip shit mad right now.

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There is nothing that says that

this is a Christmas special.

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It's not.

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None of it happens over Christmas.

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They do New Years.

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Victor: Hmm.

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That is odd.

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Benjamin: Why would we not

have watched episode nine?

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It's the finale.

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Victor: Di hang on.

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What's,

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Xhafer: have.

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Victor: what service are you?

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Xhafer: the fact that Victor and

I both were on the same page,

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Benjamin: I watched on Amazon Prime.

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I went to the last episode

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Victor: He, you scrolled

down to the last episode.

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That's, that's what's listed.

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Benjamin: and on Amazon that

says nothing about Patmore.

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Episode eight says nothing about

Patmore having a bed and breakfast.

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Xhafer: that's weird.

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'cause it's one of the

main things that happens

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Victor: yeah,

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Benjamin: Uh uh why would you guys

not have watched the last episode,

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Victor: because it's

the Christmas special.

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Xhafer: watched the one that

I said we were gonna watch.

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Ben.

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Benjamin: but it's not the finale.

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We were going to the finale.

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Victor: we're doing a Downton Abbey right

now as we've been talking about the same

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thing over and over for several sentences.

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So

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Xhafer: like,

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Victor: let's just,

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Xhafer: this is unintelligible.

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Okay.

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Victor: let's just dive in.

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Full stop.

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Benjamin: Okay.

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Xhafer: stop.

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Victor: Full stop.

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Xhafer: start over because

this is all unusable.

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Victor: Okay.

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Xhafer: Ben, do you want to go watch the

same episode or do you wanna roll with it?

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Benjamin: I am gonna roll with it.

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I'm not wa I, 'cause the last

episode is an hour and a half.

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I'm not going in watching

another bonus sized episode.

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Xhafer: This, it's only

like an hour and six.

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a,

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Victor: No, it's, it's an

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Benjamin: No, it is, I'm

looking at it right now.

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The episode eight is 73 minutes

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Victor: And if you count,

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Benjamin: and the one I watched is 94.

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Victor: yeah.

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Xhafer: Okay.

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Victor: Yeah.

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It's, and it's longer if you don't have,

if you're on my, on the commercials,

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the ads plan for, you know, that, that

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Benjamin: Okay.

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Victor: Okay.

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Um,

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Benjamin: We're gonna roll with

this because adding those two

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episodes together, they might have

enough plot to be one episode.

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Xhafer: And now

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Benjamin: So I.

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Xhafer: we're keeping everything

that we've said beforehand.

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Victor: works.

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Let's, let's just keep going.

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Xhafer: I guess we've got

season six, episode eight.

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Victor: And nine

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Xhafer: se season six,

episode nine, the finale.

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Victor: in my notes, I called

this Downton Abbey end game.

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Xhafer: Well, hey, uh, does this mean that

if my predictions that did not come true

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in the episode that Victor and I watched

did come true in the episode, Ben watched?

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Do I get my points?

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Victor: Let's, let's

resolve that next episode.

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If, I mean, if

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Benjamin: Well that in order for

that to happen Jair, you'd have to

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admit that I watched the finale.

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Xhafer: I mean, the name of

the episode is the finale.

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I can't argue with that empirically.

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Uh, watched the finale, we watched

the last episode, which is fine.

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Uh,

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Victor: I've got a fucked ton

of notes for this episode.

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Let's, uh, I mean, do we want to,

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Xhafer: got a fuck ton of notes for this

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Victor: yeah.

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Benjamin: All right, so tell me

what happens in episode eight.

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I'm listening.

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Benjamin: I am

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Xhafer: uh,

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Benjamin: so excited.

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Victor: have not changed at all.

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Benjamin: No, they do not change.

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Xhafer: They do not change.

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Uh, Cora and Ethel are talking

about her current Situationship

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Victor: they're out

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Xhafer: Birdie.

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Pelham.

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Victor: in the, uh, walking through

the fields that contain no houses,

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no houses in this field at all.

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Xhafer: There's a little bit about like,

he's like, uh, an agent for a house.

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kind of a nobody, but you know, she

likes him and they're moving forward

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in their engagement, but she has not

told him the truth of Marigold yet.

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Victor: Yeah.

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Uh, pat Moore is being

questioned by the police

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Xhafer: Yep.

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Victor: because, because, uh, there was

a, a, her last two guests that stayed

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at her Airbnb or her Airbnb, uh, stayed

there under faked names and they were

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both married, but not to each other.

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Xhafer: They were doing some

adultery, so the police are

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Victor: And it literally says, uh,

it's gonna make the papers and Ms.

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Pat Moore's b and b is gonna be

known as a house of ill repute.

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And she is shocked.

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Xhafer: is hilarious to everyone, but Ms.

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Patmore, who almost dies

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Victor: She, yeah, she, I think

she actually faints at one point

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thinking about this and me, I'm all

just like, like, lean into it, dude.

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Let that, let that story in the paper

roll because you know what, A house of ill

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repute is a proven business model, right?

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This, this dates back to

the dawn of humanity that,

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Xhafer: candle lamp out front.

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Fuck it.

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Victor: you know, bring in that,

that uh, that dirty money, you know?

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Xhafer: Uh, Maggie Smith is gallivanting

around France because she doesn't

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want to talk to anyone in the family.

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Benjamin: fair.

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Xhafer: with everyone.

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Victor: Uh,

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Xhafer: Tom and Mary are in the village.

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They see a newspaper about

a noble dying in Gers.

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Victor: yeah.

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Lady Hexham

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Xhafer: get.

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We get some rapid fire plot here.

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Anna and Bates are happy.

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Mosley is going to be going to school.

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Victor: as a teacher.

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Xhafer: see

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Victor: Yeah.

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Xhafer: As a teacher,

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Victor: Um.

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Xhafer: plenty of gossip about Ms.

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Pat Moore's house of Phil Repute.

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Uh, we find Situationship has escalated

because the agent, who is the agent

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of the household for his cousin

ended up being the Inheritor and

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he's the guy who died in Tangiers.

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And

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Benjamin: Oh.

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Xhafer: uh, birdie is

going to be a marquee.

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Victor: Yeah, the, the seventh Marco

Marque Marcus of Hexam seventh Mark

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Marcus of Hexton, is that a real thing?

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Is Hexam a real thing?

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'cause that sounds like, uh,

a fucking doom expansion.

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Like

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the seventh Marquis of Hexham

available now on Steam.

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Um, let's see.

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Yeah, everyone's gossiping

about Miss Patmore.

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Uh, it's time for

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Xhafer: Edith is gonna outrank

everyone in the house if

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Victor: I,

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Xhafer: Mary, Mary is pissed.

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Uh, Mrs.

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Carson forces Mr.

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Carson to let Mosley, uh, do the classes.

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Uh, I'm, I'm just trying

to run through this.

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Victor: This entire episode,

Carson is just, expressing his

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disapproval about everything.

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A he, any

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Benjamin: is, that's all

he is been doing for the

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Victor: that's

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Benjamin: years,

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Victor: If anyone wants to

do anything car, you know,

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Daisy wants to go to school.

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He disapproves, uh, fucking Mosley

wants to go to school to be a teacher.

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He disapproves.

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Pat Moore wants to open in an Airbnb.

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He disapproves of that too.

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So he's,

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Benjamin: A, b and b Victor.

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It's not an Airbnb.

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Victor: I know it's a hub.

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Benjamin: It.

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Xhafer: error.

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Victor: There's that.

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Xhafer: it's too early for that.

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Victor: Well, it is also funny because,

uh, this just proves that, that the BMBs

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being, uh, you know, Airbnbs, whatever,

being a, a, a site for, uh, Ill reput,

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it's just tradition that carries onto the

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Benjamin: Hey,

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Victor: That's.

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Benjamin: also be a place to go and

have a horrible time with your family.

362

: 00:13:00

That one really hurt.

363

: 00:13:01

Xhafer: Uh, Tom brings up Henry to

Mary, and she's unsure of their, their

364

: 00:13:06

status, their current situationship.

365

: 00:13:09

she's very on the fence.

366

: 00:13:10

She, uh, doesn't want

to commit to this guy.

367

: 00:13:14

Victor: Mm-hmm.

368

: 00:13:15

Benjamin: What Mary doesn't

wanna commit to a guy.

369

: 00:13:17

Victor: I know, right?

370

: 00:13:17

Let's assume.

371

: 00:13:18

Yeah.

372

: 00:13:18

Mm-hmm.

373

: 00:13:19

Xhafer: actually find out

why later in the episode.

374

: 00:13:22

Victor: Well, it's 'cause he

doesn't have a title or money.

375

: 00:13:25

Xhafer: no.

376

: 00:13:26

actual reason we find

out later in the episode,

377

: 00:13:28

Victor: Oh.

378

: 00:13:28

What was the actual reason?

379

: 00:13:31

Oh, that's right.

380

: 00:13:32

That's right.

381

: 00:13:32

I remember now.

382

: 00:13:32

Okay.

383

: 00:13:33

Yeah.

384

: 00:13:34

Xhafer: because we gotta tell

this story for Ben's benefit

385

: 00:13:36

too, not just the listener.

386

: 00:13:38

Um.

387

: 00:13:39

So Mary tells Tom off about Henry and

she also learns the truth about Marigold.

388

: 00:13:45

That she doesn't tell us what the

truth about Marigold is, but she

389

: 00:13:48

Victor: She puts two and two

together finally on the last

390

: 00:13:51

freaking episode of the entire show.

391

: 00:13:54

Well, second to last, apparently

she finally figures out,

392

: 00:13:57

figures out that Marigold

393

: 00:13:59

Benjamin: But you don't know

what the deal is with Marigold.

394

: 00:14:02

Xhafer: well they kind of allude

to it, but we, I don't know if, I

395

: 00:14:07

don't know if she told the truth or

not at that time because when she

396

: 00:14:10

actually explains things, we were not

397

: 00:14:12

Victor: Well, I, I went and I looked

it up on the Downton Abbey Wiki.

398

: 00:14:15

'cause I had to

399

: 00:14:16

Benjamin: Well, don't tell us.

400

: 00:14:17

Victor: exactly Why not.

401

: 00:14:18

We're at the end.

402

: 00:14:19

Benjamin: Well, because I was going

to make you get weird with it, but

403

: 00:14:22

now you know that's why you don't

look things up until we do the recap.

404

: 00:14:27

Victor?

405

: 00:14:28

Victor: We were in the green for that.

406

: 00:14:29

'cause we

407

: 00:14:30

Benjamin: No.

408

: 00:14:31

Victor: bad.

409

: 00:14:32

Xhafer: is Marigold actually Edith's

410

: 00:14:33

Victor: Yes, ed.

411

: 00:14:34

She is also, she's the, the,

um, the German guy that she was

412

: 00:14:39

dating that, that's Marigold's

father who died in Germany.

413

: 00:14:45

Benjamin: Okay.

414

: 00:14:46

Xhafer: World War I,

415

: 00:14:47

Victor: Uh, no, it's, it's,

he, uh, it was an actual event.

416

: 00:14:51

I forgot what it was

called, but it was when,

417

: 00:14:53

Xhafer: the Hindenburg,

418

: 00:14:55

Victor: not the Hindenburg, it was when

Hitler marched on Munich with his troops.

419

: 00:14:58

It was before

420

: 00:14:59

Benjamin: beer Hall pooch.

421

: 00:15:00

Victor: one.

422

: 00:15:01

That's the one,

423

: 00:15:02

Xhafer: shit,

424

: 00:15:02

Victor: That's where he died.

425

: 00:15:05

Yeah.

426

: 00:15:05

That was in

427

: 00:15:06

Benjamin: I mean, that

was in the twenties.

428

: 00:15:07

Victor: was in 1925 at least.

429

: 00:15:08

I mean, yeah.

430

: 00:15:09

No, this,

431

: 00:15:10

Benjamin: Yeah,

432

: 00:15:10

Xhafer: Okay.

433

: 00:15:10

Benjamin: because then he goes

to prison and then he come like

434

: 00:15:12

Victor: yeah.

435

: 00:15:13

Benjamin: goes into the

political wilderness.

436

: 00:15:15

Yeah.

437

: 00:15:15

Xhafer: thinking the night along Knives.

438

: 00:15:16

Okay.

439

: 00:15:17

Benjamin: Yeah.

440

: 00:15:17

No, that's in the thirties.

441

: 00:15:18

Yeah.

442

: 00:15:19

Xhafer: Okay.

443

: 00:15:20

Victor: yeah.

444

: 00:15:20

And, uh, he died before he found

out that Edith was pregnant.

445

: 00:15:24

Apparently.

446

: 00:15:24

So,

447

: 00:15:25

Xhafer: okay.

448

: 00:15:26

Victor: Edith just, I guess she

lived somewhere else for a year.

449

: 00:15:29

And no one knew she was pregnant

and she kept it a secret.

450

: 00:15:33

So

451

: 00:15:33

Xhafer: And then hid the baby in the

452

: 00:15:35

Victor: yeah, that's

exactly what happened.

453

: 00:15:36

She found a,

454

: 00:15:37

Benjamin: Okay.

455

: 00:15:40

Victor: so

456

: 00:15:41

Xhafer: right.

457

: 00:15:42

Uh, birdie shows up.

458

: 00:15:44

Uh, they discuss the pending changes.

459

: 00:15:47

Victor: I,

460

: 00:15:47

Xhafer: Uh, lady Roseman gives,

uh, her brother shit about

461

: 00:15:51

hiding the truth of Marygold.

462

: 00:15:54

Uh, Thomas gets turned

down for another gig again,

463

: 00:15:58

Victor: I, I thought

this was the same job.

464

: 00:15:59

It sounded like the same job he applied

for in the last episode we watched.

465

: 00:16:03

He finally got,

466

: 00:16:05

Xhafer: episodes ago.

467

: 00:16:06

Victor: yeah.

468

: 00:16:06

Well, it sounded because, because

the, they were saying that they were,

469

: 00:16:09

Xhafer: the stuff

470

: 00:16:10

Victor: yeah, they're saying

471

: 00:16:12

Xhafer: into

472

: 00:16:12

Victor: he wants a, if someone wants a

butler, chauffeur and a footman all in

473

: 00:16:17

one, one person to do the all three jobs

474

: 00:16:20

Benjamin: A,

475

: 00:16:20

Victor: amount of pay.

476

: 00:16:21

Benjamin: a theme of the last two

episodes or of this last season is the

477

: 00:16:27

end of the servant period of England,

478

: 00:16:32

Victor: Huh?

479

: 00:16:34

Benjamin: and how, uh, this

is the new future that you

480

: 00:16:40

have, like one or two servants.

481

: 00:16:43

You don't have, you know, the

idol rich having a household.

482

: 00:16:47

Victor: Hmm.

483

: 00:16:47

Okay.

484

: 00:16:47

Xhafer: Mm-hmm.

485

: 00:16:49

Victor: Um,

486

: 00:16:51

Xhafer: See, there's an obscenely

British luncheon where I

487

: 00:16:53

understood about half the words.

488

: 00:16:59

Victor: uh

489

: 00:16:59

Xhafer: Mrs.

490

: 00:17:00

Pat Moore loses her shit at the Airbnb.

491

: 00:17:03

Mosley starts teaching.

492

: 00:17:05

Uh, Beth cracked up at

the principal's hat here.

493

: 00:17:11

Victor: oh.

494

: 00:17:11

He is wearing a silly hat.

495

: 00:17:13

Yeah.

496

: 00:17:14

Xhafer: wearing a very

silly hat with tassels.

497

: 00:17:16

And, uh, she was just like laughing

hysterically and I only heard her

498

: 00:17:21

say a couple of words, uh, but one of

them was tassel wags with displeasure,

499

: 00:17:27

and that was fucking hilarious.

500

: 00:17:28

So I have to call that out.

501

: 00:17:30

Victor: I, I do wanna say at the,

at the luncheon, um, that when

502

: 00:17:33

we had birdie sitting down there,

uh, I do think, because I do wanna

503

: 00:17:36

bring this up for Ben's benefit.

504

: 00:17:38

'cause I do believe he got his points

where he predicted Lord Grantham

505

: 00:17:41

would be shitty at a woman again.

506

: 00:17:43

Uh,

507

: 00:17:43

Benjamin: Oh yeah.

508

: 00:17:44

Xhafer: yep.

509

: 00:17:44

Victor: because they were sitting there.

510

: 00:17:46

Birdie was talking about his cousin

Wa died is, was a great artist.

511

: 00:17:52

he's, he's sitting next to Mary when

he says, oh, unfortunately we don't

512

: 00:17:56

have any good artists in our family.

513

: 00:17:58

And he's sitting right

next to Mary and you

514

: 00:18:01

Benjamin: To be fair, Mary's,

Mary's sketches were a, Mary's

515

: 00:18:06

sketches were a ruse, so she could

go banging about the countryside.

516

: 00:18:10

Victor: But man, her eyes just

turn into fucking laser beams.

517

: 00:18:13

In this episode.

518

: 00:18:14

I want to, I got a screenshot

that because ooh, it

519

: 00:18:16

Benjamin: They're not laser beams,

they're portals to the punch dimension.

520

: 00:18:20

Victor,

521

: 00:18:20

Victor: is that a what?

522

: 00:18:22

Punch.

523

: 00:18:23

that a

524

: 00:18:23

Benjamin: uh, that is a reference

to the superhero cyclops.

525

: 00:18:27

He doesn't shoot lasers out of his eyes.

526

: 00:18:29

It is portals to the punch dimension.

527

: 00:18:33

Victor: heard that before.

528

: 00:18:34

That's

529

: 00:18:35

Xhafer: the, it's, it's a dimension

made purely of kinetic energy.

530

: 00:18:38

Victor: dope.

531

: 00:18:39

Benjamin: Yep.

532

: 00:18:41

Victor: Yeah.

533

: 00:18:41

'cause they

534

: 00:18:42

Benjamin: It just means

there's no heat involved.

535

: 00:18:44

It's just force.

536

: 00:18:45

Yep.

537

: 00:18:48

Victor: Dammit.

538

: 00:18:48

Now I'm gonna Google that later.

539

: 00:18:49

Okay.

540

: 00:18:49

Uh, Moseley gets through

his first day of school.

541

: 00:18:52

Xhafer: Yep.

542

: 00:18:52

Victor: The kids are acting

up throwing paper, airplanes

543

: 00:18:55

and, you know, just being loud

544

: 00:18:58

It isn't easy, but I'll try.

545

: 00:19:06

Xhafer: Uh, and Birdie talk,

he's still in, despite his new

546

: 00:19:10

elevated status, if anything.

547

: 00:19:12

More so because of it.

548

: 00:19:14

Victor: yeah, he still

wants to, to marry Edith.

549

: 00:19:16

And Edith is carrying on

the grand tradition of not

550

: 00:19:19

saying what's on her mind.

551

: 00:19:21

Xhafer: Uh, but she does ask why

he won't stop bringing up his mom.

552

: 00:19:25

He just always, every conversation

we have with Birdie, he brings up

553

: 00:19:28

his mom, which is fucking weird.

554

: 00:19:29

Victor: Mm-hmm.

555

: 00:19:30

Xhafer: Uh, Tom and Birdie put

on a puppet show for the kids,

556

: 00:19:33

Victor: yeah.

557

: 00:19:34

Literal puppet show.

558

: 00:19:35

That was funny.

559

: 00:19:35

Xhafer: times before the iPad.

560

: 00:19:38

Uh

561

: 00:19:42

Victor: Uh, Carson is being a

dick to Miss Pat Moore about the

562

: 00:19:45

scandal at her bed and breakfast.

563

: 00:19:47

Xhafer: yeah.

564

: 00:19:48

Victor: He's,

565

: 00:19:48

Xhafer: Uh, Henry Talbot

shows up as he was driving by,

566

: 00:19:51

and Mary is snarky about it.

567

: 00:19:54

he talks with Birdie.

568

: 00:19:56

Uh, I think these guys

can make very chill.

569

: 00:19:58

Brothers.

570

: 00:19:58

Brothers-in-law

571

: 00:19:59

Victor: Hmm,

572

: 00:20:00

Xhafer: is what my notes say here.

573

: 00:20:02

Uh, Mosley a hell of a

time with these fucking

574

: 00:20:06

Victor: Yeah.

575

: 00:20:06

He returns for dinner after his, uh.

576

: 00:20:09

His first day of school and he's got,

he's sitting at the dinner table at the

577

: 00:20:12

Butler Bunker with like a fucking thousand

yard stare, like a Vietnam veteran.

578

: 00:20:17

Xhafer: Yeah.

579

: 00:20:18

Yeah.

580

: 00:20:18

He's, he's having A-P-T-S-D

flashback and it's rough.

581

: 00:20:24

Benjamin: Students in the water,

chalk in the water, and when their

582

: 00:20:29

eyes roll back, they're black.

583

: 00:20:31

Xhafer: is just kind of

fucking creepy for a bit here.

584

: 00:20:34

Uh, the family

585

: 00:20:35

Victor: oh, yeah.

586

: 00:20:36

Xhafer: uh, but they're also

like inviting him fucking over.

587

: 00:20:39

Victor: They, they, this is surprising

because the family doesn't care that he's

588

: 00:20:43

not noble and he doesn't have any money.

589

: 00:20:45

They like him and Mary's like, no,

she's has her, she's, she's toying,

590

: 00:20:53

toying with him, but he also is

kind of being a creep 'cause like he

591

: 00:20:57

follows her and literally calls her.

592

: 00:21:00

no, he, he.

593

: 00:21:02

He accuses her of not wanting

to marry him because he doesn't

594

: 00:21:04

have any money in or a title.

595

: 00:21:06

Oh, now you fucked up.

596

: 00:21:10

Now you fucked up.

597

: 00:21:12

Now you fucked up.

598

: 00:21:14

You have fucked up now.

599

: 00:21:16

Victor: And she literally says,

you're calling me a gold digger.

600

: 00:21:18

And I didn't realize that

term dated back this far.

601

: 00:21:23

Anna and Hughes are having an evening

chat about the events that happened today.

602

: 00:21:28

I don't know if they're in the

Abbey, like where they look like

603

: 00:21:31

they're turning in for the night.

604

: 00:21:32

I'm like, did do they

still live at the Abbey?

605

: 00:21:34

That, God, that would be horrible.

606

: 00:21:36

And this is in my notes where I

realized, oh my fucking God, there's

607

: 00:21:40

another 45 minutes left in this episode.

608

: 00:21:45

And like nothing has happened at all.

609

: 00:21:47

The most exciting part was

the kids at the school.

610

: 00:21:51

Xhafer: we cut over to breakfast, uh,

where Mary comes down and Henry is not

611

: 00:21:57

there, so she's just fucking shitty.

612

: 00:21:59

She blows everything up

613

: 00:22:01

Victor: Yeah, she, she stands at, she,

she stands there and stares at the wall

614

: 00:22:05

for a hot minute while everyone else

is like at breakfast staring at her.

615

: 00:22:08

Like, what the hell?

616

: 00:22:10

think it's because she's buffering,

because she can't compute

617

: 00:22:14

someone actually, uh, someone

who's actions match their words.

618

: 00:22:20

Benjamin: Hmm,

619

: 00:22:21

Xhafer: mm-hmm.

620

: 00:22:21

Victor: fucking up and left.

621

: 00:22:22

He's like, how dare he not carry, keep

on the charade like the rest of us do

622

: 00:22:28

Benjamin: Victor, it's England.

623

: 00:22:30

It's a rad.

624

: 00:22:31

Victor: Oh, right.

625

: 00:22:32

Sorry.

626

: 00:22:32

Yeah.

627

: 00:22:33

Lemme pick my pinky up.

628

: 00:22:36

Um,

629

: 00:22:36

Benjamin: right or pay the price.

630

: 00:22:38

Victor: and oh my God, Edith

starts being shitty at Mary.

631

: 00:22:42

Uh, and then Mary does exactly what

we expect Mary to do drops the,

632

: 00:22:50

she loads a fucking torpedo in the

water and fucking fires it right

633

: 00:22:56

at Edith and says It's too birdie.

634

: 00:22:59

Like, I'm surprised you wanna marry her

after her, her, uh, scandalous past and

635

: 00:23:05

Benjamin: Oh,

636

: 00:23:06

Victor: yeah.

637

: 00:23:06

And he's like, what are you talking about?

638

: 00:23:07

He's like, oh, you didn't

know Marigold is her daughter.

639

: 00:23:11

And yeah, she just

fucking goes full metal.

640

: 00:23:15

Fucking yeah.

641

: 00:23:18

It's the full metal.

642

: 00:23:21

Xhafer: Yep.

643

: 00:23:21

The Lords and Ladies, uh, well, he

gets up and leaves immediately, and

644

: 00:23:24

then we go over to the Lords and ladies

who are going to have tea at Mrs.

645

: 00:23:28

Pot, Moore's b and b to help

give it a reputation boost.

646

: 00:23:31

Uh, when presented with

this, Carson puts his foot

647

: 00:23:34

Victor: yeah.

648

: 00:23:34

Again,

649

: 00:23:35

Xhafer: firmly as he possibly

can, and then bites down

650

: 00:23:38

as hard as he possibly can.

651

: 00:23:40

Victor: yeah.

652

: 00:23:42

He is like, oh, I don't want to drag this

family's name through the mud with Patmore

653

: 00:23:46

Benjamin: It is like

654

: 00:23:46

Victor: there.

655

: 00:23:47

Benjamin: is what the girls have

been doing for the last 15 years.

656

: 00:23:50

My dude,

657

: 00:23:52

Victor: Right?

658

: 00:23:53

Yeah.

659

: 00:23:54

He

660

: 00:23:54

Benjamin: I will not embarrass Lady Mary.

661

: 00:23:56

It's like you can't.

662

: 00:23:58

Victor: yeah.

663

: 00:23:58

Hughes, uh, Mrs.

664

: 00:24:00

Hughes goes to bat for her and, uh,

'cause Carson's saying is like, should

665

: 00:24:03

we be involved in a house of ill repute?

666

: 00:24:05

And Hughes is like, how many, how many

things of ill repute have happened in this

667

: 00:24:09

own, in this very building in the Abbey?

668

: 00:24:12

Benjamin: Mm-hmm.

669

: 00:24:13

Victor: So it was pretty good.

670

: 00:24:16

Um, Lord Hexam has called for a taxi and,

671

: 00:24:22

Xhafer: Uh, Edith talks to him, finally

tells him the truth, and he goes,

672

: 00:24:26

we're gonna go our separate ways.

673

: 00:24:27

Not because of the scandal, but

because of the lack of trust.

674

: 00:24:30

Victor: and I'm not sure

whose side I'm on here.

675

: 00:24:33

I don't know if I'm on

Team Birdie or Team Edith.

676

: 00:24:36

And it all depends on how long

they've been been dating for, I think.

677

: 00:24:40

if this is, if this is a new, if

they've just been seeing each other for

678

: 00:24:43

like a few weeks or maybe even a few

months, would, I would side with Edith.

679

: 00:24:48

It's like, come on.

680

: 00:24:49

You know, she, she's not ready to tell

you everything yet, but if they've

681

: 00:24:52

been together for a few years and

she's been keeping it a secret this

682

: 00:24:55

whole time, eh, I'm on Team Birdie.

683

: 00:24:58

So it all depends,

684

: 00:25:01

Benjamin: yeah.

685

: 00:25:01

Before you propose, you need

to know if there are any kids.

686

: 00:25:06

Victor: That is kind of an

important thing to know.

687

: 00:25:09

Um, anyway, we cut over

to which lady is this?

688

: 00:25:13

I forgot.

689

: 00:25:14

Xhafer: Uh, Tom yells at Mary for a bit.

690

: 00:25:17

Victor: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

691

: 00:25:18

Giving her shit about, yeah.

692

: 00:25:20

Uh,

693

: 00:25:21

Xhafer: Alexa, play Taylor

Swift, like what you made me do.

694

: 00:25:24

Victor: Um, then I think Isabelle

is having tea outside with some

695

: 00:25:29

girl that we've never seen before.

696

: 00:25:31

Who's also talking about how she's having

trouble deciding who she wants to marry.

697

: 00:25:37

It's like, how many times are we

gonna fucking copy and paste this

698

: 00:25:39

same, this same writer's book?

699

: 00:25:43

Xhafer: have no idea what's

going on here and I just skip the

700

: 00:25:46

Victor: Yeah.

701

: 00:25:46

Xhafer: fuck over it.

702

: 00:25:47

Uh, Thomas is big sads.

703

: 00:25:50

We see him kind like moping around a ton.

704

: 00:25:53

He's clearly super depressed

705

: 00:25:54

Victor: Yeah.

706

: 00:25:55

Xhafer: that's going on in his life.

707

: 00:25:57

Mary goes to Edith and it goes

about as well as expected.

708

: 00:26:01

Holy shit, though, Edith

fucking serves here.

709

: 00:26:04

Victor: Oh, yeah.

710

: 00:26:05

Oh God.

711

: 00:26:05

I want to, I want to get that

sound, sound clip of her just,

712

: 00:26:09

just saying, Mary, you're a bitch.

713

: 00:26:12

Just, uh, man.

714

: 00:26:13

I was, I was really just hoping that

they would break out some lightsabers in

715

: 00:26:17

this thing and just have a little, uh,

716

: 00:26:20

Xhafer: give into your anger.

717

: 00:26:22

Victor: Yeah.

718

: 00:26:23

'cause like, uh, I'm not saying.

719

: 00:26:25

Now listen guys, I'm not saying you should

make that happen using an AI video thing,

720

: 00:26:30

but as Jaffa said last weekend, if, uh, if

you're going to ignore our advice and do

721

: 00:26:35

it anyway, uh, please post it in Discord.

722

: 00:26:41

I'm at the very least gonna

Photoshop some lightsabers with,

723

: 00:26:43

uh, with Mary, Mary and Edith.

724

: 00:26:46

'cause God, it's so funny.

725

: 00:26:49

Xhafer: Um, see here.

726

: 00:26:51

Uh, pat Moore gets the good news

about the Lord and Lady coming to

727

: 00:26:55

the Airbnb and Carson is snooty.

728

: 00:26:58

Uh, let's see.

729

: 00:26:59

Mrs.

730

: 00:27:00

Baxter, uh, realizes Thomas is in danger

731

: 00:27:03

Victor: Yeah, he,

732

: 00:27:05

Xhafer: back

733

: 00:27:05

Victor: yeah.

734

: 00:27:06

Xhafer: him unconscious, having

slit his wrists in the bathtub.

735

: 00:27:10

Benjamin: Oh shit.

736

: 00:27:11

Victor: This is the most gra, most graphic

thing we've ever seen in this show.

737

: 00:27:16

He's, uh, he's still alive though.

738

: 00:27:17

His, uh, he is still breathing

th it, th they just, I.

739

: 00:27:25

just found him and she's got one of

the footmen there tells him to, to go

740

: 00:27:31

get Carson and go phone the doctor.

741

: 00:27:33

Uh, and and she says,

and keep quiet about it.

742

: 00:27:36

And like throughout this whole

thing with this fucking medical

743

: 00:27:39

emergency we have here, they're,

they're still concerned about how

744

: 00:27:43

this is gonna make the house look.

745

: 00:27:44

They're like still trying to

maintain decorum with this, a fucking

746

: 00:27:48

attempted suicide in the bathtub.

747

: 00:27:50

It's like, oh dear.

748

: 00:27:51

I hope we can get him.

749

: 00:27:52

Will we, will he be able to get cleaned

up in time for supper fuck sake guys,

750

: 00:27:59

Xhafer: Yeah.

751

: 00:28:01

Yeah.

752

: 00:28:01

I like, I mean, obviously we

watched this without context.

753

: 00:28:05

That's the conceit of this podcast.

754

: 00:28:08

Thomas is clearly upset this entire

755

: 00:28:11

Victor: this entire season?

756

: 00:28:12

Xhafer: did not know he was at

this level, and I had to cut out

757

: 00:28:16

like five jokes I made about how

depressed he was in my notes before

758

: 00:28:22

Victor: Yep.

759

: 00:28:22

Xhafer: because it's just

like, oh, Thomas is sad.

760

: 00:28:25

Maybe he's finally getting what he

deserves for being a piece of shit.

761

: 00:28:28

And it's just like, then it's just

like, this happens and I'm just like,

762

: 00:28:32

oh my God, I've, we've missed so much.

763

: 00:28:35

And I, I have to wonder if like.

764

: 00:28:39

If we just saw Thomas being

shitty a couple of times and he's

765

: 00:28:42

actually like a really empathetic

character and we just have no

766

: 00:28:45

Victor: Yeah.

767

: 00:28:46

You know, that's,

768

: 00:28:48

Benjamin: No.

769

: 00:28:49

Victor: maybe it's the opposite.

770

: 00:28:50

'cause I remember when we watched

Shameless, uh, I forgot her name, but

771

: 00:28:54

the, the redhead daughter, uh, I thought

she was, she was the best person ever.

772

: 00:28:59

I, I, I adored her and then I

went back and watched the whole

773

: 00:29:02

series and she's a piece of shit.

774

: 00:29:04

So, like, we only saw the

good episodes with her.

775

: 00:29:10

But anyway, um, uh, Carson,

oh, we skipped over the part.

776

: 00:29:16

I just did wanna say that

Carson, when he called in Mrs.

777

: 00:29:18

Patmore, because Pat Moore

wanted to ask Grantham and Cora.

778

: 00:29:23

Uh, if they were sure they wanted

to do something nice for her, and

779

: 00:29:26

Carson, Carson verbally says, well,

we can't just let anyone do anything

780

: 00:29:31

or says something shitty there.

781

: 00:29:32

And it's like, it's a said blames

Patmore for not running her business more

782

: 00:29:40

Xhafer: Yep.

783

: 00:29:40

Victor: carefully.

784

: 00:29:41

And I was gonna say, Hey, Ferre,

you think Carson's a libertarian?

785

: 00:29:46

Xhafer: Yes, a hundred

786

: 00:29:47

Benjamin: A hundred percent.

787

: 00:29:49

Xhafer: Um, dude was so

in support of Brexit.

788

: 00:29:52

Anyways, okay,

789

: 00:29:53

Benjamin: Ooh.

790

: 00:29:54

Xhafer: I am gonna fast forward the

791

: 00:29:56

Victor: Let's this It's a lot of, yeah.

792

: 00:29:57

Xhafer: about 30 minutes of record

time and there's not a lot that happens

793

: 00:30:00

Victor: Yeah.

794

: 00:30:01

Xhafer: So the major, the major

plot points are, um, Edith goes to

795

: 00:30:06

Victor: Mm-hmm.

796

: 00:30:07

Xhafer: Um, we see her at her magazine

and, um, we, there's like a new editor and

797

: 00:30:14

a mystery writer who's been very popular

for the magazine, who does gossip articles

798

: 00:30:18

Benjamin: Yes,

799

: 00:30:18

Xhafer: to lunch.

800

: 00:30:19

Um, we see Mary get yelled at by Thomas,

a co by Tom a couple of times, and

801

: 00:30:25

eventually her start to come around

to realize how much she's fucked

802

: 00:30:28

Victor: Mm-hmm.

803

: 00:30:30

Xhafer: both with Henry and her sister.

804

: 00:30:33

Victor: Grandma shows up and tells

and does the exact same thing.

805

: 00:30:37

Xhafer: Yeah, Tom met,

like wrote to grandma,

806

: 00:30:41

Victor: That's fucked up.

807

: 00:30:42

Xhafer: immediately comes to Northern

England to fucking set the shit straight.

808

: 00:30:46

Victor: Yep.

809

: 00:30:47

Xhafer: Um, which she does.

810

: 00:30:48

She sits down with Mary.

811

: 00:30:50

and they have a really

lovely conversation.

812

: 00:30:53

Um, and this is where we find out

that the reason that Mary can't be

813

: 00:30:56

with Henry is because he is a race car

driver and Matthew died in a car crash.

814

: 00:31:01

Victor: Yeah.

815

: 00:31:01

Benjamin: yes.

816

: 00:31:03

Victor: Okay.

817

: 00:31:04

I didn't realize that Matthew

Crawley was her fourth cousin.

818

: 00:31:08

I looked that

819

: 00:31:09

Benjamin: Yes.

820

: 00:31:10

Victor: like, ah.

821

: 00:31:10

Xhafer: why he was gonna inherit.

822

: 00:31:11

Victor: Huh?

823

: 00:31:12

Xhafer: That was the intel.

824

: 00:31:14

Victor, the

825

: 00:31:15

Benjamin: Yeah.

826

: 00:31:16

Victor: Also, uh,

827

: 00:31:16

Benjamin: Also, Victor, did you

know that here in America, 1.3%

828

: 00:31:21

of people over the age of 30 are

married to their third cousin?

829

: 00:31:26

Victor: What?

830

: 00:31:27

Oh,

831

: 00:31:27

Benjamin: You think they'd learn

after the first two cousins

832

: 00:31:31

Victor: Nice.

833

: 00:31:34

Benjamin: roll tide?

834

: 00:31:35

Victor: also I did

835

: 00:31:37

Xhafer: I want you to know.

836

: 00:31:37

I know.

837

: 00:31:38

So that joke, Ben, but that's only

because you tested it in a group chat

838

: 00:31:41

that I'm in about two hours ago and I

839

: 00:31:44

Benjamin: Yep.

840

: 00:31:44

Xhafer: it hysterically then.

841

: 00:31:45

Victor: good job.

842

: 00:31:47

Good job.

843

: 00:31:47

Xhafer: You deserve that laughter.

844

: 00:31:49

You earned it with that one,

845

: 00:31:50

Victor: Also, I discovered today that Dan

Stevens and I are exactly the same age.

846

: 00:31:54

We share, we share our birthdate in 1982.

847

: 00:31:57

Everything.

848

: 00:31:57

Yeah.

849

: 00:31:57

Octo.

850

: 00:31:58

Oh, wait, no, no, no.

851

: 00:31:59

He used October 10th.

852

: 00:32:00

I was October 1st, so I'm

nine days older than him.

853

: 00:32:03

Xhafer: you have the

same dyslexic birthday.

854

: 00:32:05

Victor: Yeah.

855

: 00:32:06

Xhafer: uh, let's see here.

856

: 00:32:09

Uh, is gonna be okay.

857

: 00:32:13

We find out that the mystery

writer is Granny's Butler Sprat,

858

: 00:32:17

Benjamin: Yes.

859

: 00:32:18

Xhafer: which was hilarious.

860

: 00:32:20

Um, Mary talks to Matthew at his grave,

861

: 00:32:24

Victor: Mm-hmm.

862

: 00:32:24

Xhafer: uh, and.

863

: 00:32:28

uh, Henry comes at her call,

they admit their love and they're

864

: 00:32:31

getting married this weekend.

865

: 00:32:33

Fuck

866

: 00:32:33

Victor: Yeah.

867

: 00:32:34

Xhafer: And

868

: 00:32:34

Victor: Fuck it.

869

: 00:32:34

We ball?

870

: 00:32:36

Xhafer: we're getting

married in like three days.

871

: 00:32:38

Fuck it.

872

: 00:32:38

And then they get married.

873

: 00:32:39

Victor: Mm-hmm.

874

: 00:32:40

Xhafer: Uh, we see them at the church.

875

: 00:32:41

Edith comes back for the

wedding and makes up with Mary.

876

: 00:32:45

Uh, the wedding is nice, but it's just

the regular class, uh, cast and the show

877

: 00:32:49

ends with the Crawley kids playing around.

878

: 00:32:51

Sybil's grave,

879

: 00:32:54

Benjamin: Hmm.

880

: 00:32:55

So Sybil is dead.

881

: 00:32:56

Victor: Oh yeah.

882

: 00:32:57

Xhafer: so

883

: 00:32:57

Victor: Uh, Sybil died

884

: 00:32:59

Benjamin: I.

885

: 00:33:00

Victor: Hmm.

886

: 00:33:01

Yeah, that's what

887

: 00:33:02

Benjamin: How did she get

hit by a blimp in childbirth?

888

: 00:33:06

Xhafer: Edith Blimps.

889

: 00:33:07

Victor: You.

890

: 00:33:08

Whoops.

891

: 00:33:10

Benjamin: All right, well, going to, whew.

892

: 00:33:14

That was 74 minutes, uh, condensed down.

893

: 00:33:17

Now we've got an hour and a half.

894

: 00:33:19

Xhafer: Good luck.

895

: 00:33:20

Benjamin: God.

896

: 00:33:21

Xhafer: you possibly can.

897

: 00:33:22

Benjamin: So, uh, we find out that Edith

is planning on moving to London because

898

: 00:33:27

that's what an aging spinster does.

899

: 00:33:30

Like, uh, you know, I'm, I'm sad, I'm

depressed, and I've, I've lost everything.

900

: 00:33:36

Uh, I've, Marian, uh, Talbot are

now happy and, and, uh, being cute

901

: 00:33:43

and, but Talbot is upset because of

a terrible crash that had happened.

902

: 00:33:50

Somehow racing Talbot killed

a guy, which I think adds,

903

: 00:33:54

Victor: damn.

904

: 00:33:54

Benjamin: adds into

the, like, marries like.

905

: 00:33:58

Hey, no, I'm not interested.

906

: 00:34:01

Uh, my husband died in a car crash

and you killed a guy in a car crash.

907

: 00:34:05

Uh, I don't think so.

908

: 00:34:08

Uh, Thomas, thanks, uh, Hughes,

Anna and Andy for saving him.

909

: 00:34:15

Uh, I was going to ask what

happened here, but you guys told me.

910

: 00:34:18

Um, we get, uh, violet and Isabelle

hanging out and they're talking,

911

: 00:34:26

and, uh, I've got him in his, uh,

the, the lord that Isabelle has been

912

: 00:34:33

like flirting on an off with Merton.

913

: 00:34:36

Uh, she's like, I don't know.

914

: 00:34:38

He's off doing some stuff.

915

: 00:34:40

I, I, I'm not sure.

916

: 00:34:41

And he, she's like, uh, violet

is just like, we'll never miss

917

: 00:34:44

a good opportunity to snoop.

918

: 00:34:47

Like, get in there, find

out the dets for me.

919

: 00:34:49

Girl.

920

: 00:34:52

Uh, Anna is preggers.

921

: 00:34:55

How do I know if I am GaN

922

: 00:34:57

Victor: And,

923

: 00:34:58

Benjamin: that in the last episode?

924

: 00:34:59

Victor: oh no, it was not.

925

: 00:35:00

No, that's new.

926

: 00:35:01

Benjamin: Yeah.

927

: 00:35:01

Uh, so she is very, very pregnant.

928

: 00:35:04

Uh, Cora is volunteering a lot

more at the hospital, and, uh, Lord

929

: 00:35:10

Grantham is being shitty about it.

930

: 00:35:12

Uh, then, uh, Thomas has again

found a new job, and this time it

931

: 00:35:19

looks like he's going to take it.

932

: 00:35:20

Uh, and Mosley hears that, Hey,

the teacher you were substituting

933

: 00:35:26

for, he's just retiring and moving

to bath, so do you want the job?

934

: 00:35:31

He's like, oh, I don't know.

935

: 00:35:33

I at the do at your house, uh.

936

: 00:35:39

Uh, SPRAT has a maid that he's

dealing with called Denker, who

937

: 00:35:44

is being shitty and snide to him.

938

: 00:35:47

And when Edith stops by to tell him that,

Hey, your column, we want to make it a

939

: 00:35:52

full page, do you think you can do that?

940

: 00:35:54

Uh, she's, uh, Denker is eavesdropping

and, uh, looking for, looking for dirt.

941

: 00:36:00

Uh, she can use to get one over on Sprat.

942

: 00:36:04

Uh,

943

: 00:36:07

let's see.

944

: 00:36:09

Uh, they, uh, SPRAT and Danker

argue and he's just like, shut up.

945

: 00:36:17

Nevermind.

946

: 00:36:18

I'm taking my constitutional,

uh, and I'm just like, I thought

947

: 00:36:21

we all called that a your fair.

948

: 00:36:23

Uh, that's a your fair break.

949

: 00:36:28

Uh, we, uh, have, let's see.

950

: 00:36:35

Uh, we have a great line from

the Dwier Countess that, uh,

951

: 00:36:39

hey, stop being so serious.

952

: 00:36:41

It is the, uh, the mark of an

uninteresting person with no secrets.

953

: 00:36:45

Uh,

954

: 00:36:50

uh, Carson has started to develop

shakes, uh, and can't serve the wine

955

: 00:36:56

anymore, and everybody is leaving.

956

: 00:37:00

Uh, like everybody's taking

new jobs and moving on.

957

: 00:37:05

Uh, Isabel meets with Lord Merton, where

she finds out that he has been gone

958

: 00:37:10

because he's found out he's dying, uh, and

he's not going to be around much longer.

959

: 00:37:17

And, oh, no.

960

: 00:37:18

And he says, you know, I've,

I've lived a good life.

961

: 00:37:21

I've had my good innings.

962

: 00:37:22

The only thing I missed is,

well, I would've liked to

963

: 00:37:25

have been married to you,

964

: 00:37:26

Victor: Oh,

965

: 00:37:27

Benjamin: but a man can't have everything.

966

: 00:37:29

Victor: brutal.

967

: 00:37:30

Benjamin: Uh.

968

: 00:37:32

Edith is at her apartment and she

finds out, oh, hey, aunt Rosemond

969

: 00:37:36

invited me to go to the Ritz.

970

: 00:37:38

But, uh, when she goes to the Ritz,

uh, we find out that Mary has played

971

: 00:37:46

matchmaker and invited Birdie to meet her.

972

: 00:37:52

And, uh, so Roseman is like,

Hey, we're going out to dinner.

973

: 00:37:56

Oh, oh, it was, it was a sneaky surprise.

974

: 00:37:59

Ha ha.

975

: 00:38:00

Uh, and, uh, so Edith

and Birdie have dinner.

976

: 00:38:07

Uh, Anna gets a package

that changes everything.

977

: 00:38:13

Victor: What?

978

: 00:38:13

What's in the box?

979

: 00:38:14

What's in the

980

: 00:38:15

Benjamin: It's a hairdryer,

981

: 00:38:16

Victor: Shut the fuck up.

982

: 00:38:18

Benjamin: a piece of new

technology in the finale.

983

: 00:38:23

Victor: I didn't realize

hair dryers were that old.

984

: 00:38:26

Benjamin: Yep.

985

: 00:38:28

Uh, so.

986

: 00:38:32

Edith and Birdie are having

their dinner, and they, they're

987

: 00:38:34

like, you broke my heart.

988

: 00:38:35

You broke my heart.

989

: 00:38:36

Well, do you think we can, uh, not

break each other's hearts and, uh,

990

: 00:38:41

maybe, and it cuts away without

revealing its terrible secret.

991

: 00:38:45

Um, uh, Thomas is polishing

shoes and just like, Hey,

992

: 00:38:50

Baxter, thank you for everything.

993

: 00:38:52

And she's like, Hey, so when

you go start your new job as a

994

: 00:38:55

butler, maybe don't be an asshole.

995

: 00:38:58

And he's like, you're very wise

and I've learned a lot from you.

996

: 00:39:04

All right.

997

: 00:39:05

I'll give it a try.

998

: 00:39:06

No, try not do or do not.

999

: 00:39:10

There is no try.

: 1000

00:39:12,503 --> 00:39:16,163

Benjamin: Edith comes back and she's

like, Hey everybody, I'm engaged.

: 1001

00:39:16,433 --> 00:39:21,473

And uh, so she and Birdie worked things

out and are getting engaged and Grant

: 1002

00:39:21,473 --> 00:39:23,843

them is just like, Hey, this is great.

: 1003

00:39:23,843 --> 00:39:25,013

Like, let's all be happy.

: 1004

00:39:25,583 --> 00:39:28,913

She has not been happy

for the last 10 years.

: 1005

00:39:30,023 --> 00:39:34,043

Um, and so it's acknowledging

that Edith has gone through the

: 1006

00:39:34,043 --> 00:39:36,023

fucking ringer on this show.

: 1007

00:39:36,052 --> 00:39:36,712

Victor: the, yeah.

: 1008

00:39:36,742 --> 00:39:40,192

Uh, Grantham mentioned that a couple

times in the episode that we watched.

: 1009

00:39:41,092 --> 00:39:41,512

That's why

: 1010

00:39:41,543 --> 00:39:42,083

Benjamin: Yeah.

: 1011

00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,962

Victor: he, because he knew the

truth about Marygold, but he didn't

: 1012

00:39:44,962 --> 00:39:49,822

want to tell Birdie because Edith

had had some shit luck in her life.

: 1013

00:39:50,273 --> 00:39:50,903

Benjamin: Yeah.

: 1014

00:39:53,828 --> 00:39:59,828

Uh, Isabelle and, uh, violet meet

and they're like, oh man, but like,

: 1015

00:39:59,828 --> 00:40:03,578

you loved Lord Merton, but now

he's being like, sequestered away

: 1016

00:40:03,578 --> 00:40:06,368

by his, his, his wicked family.

: 1017

00:40:07,148 --> 00:40:12,698

Um, Mosley admits he's quitting, uh,

and it's just like, Hey, I'll serve

: 1018

00:40:12,698 --> 00:40:16,478

out my, my, my, my service also.

: 1019

00:40:17,408 --> 00:40:19,838

We see, uh, did you guys see that?

: 1020

00:40:20,138 --> 00:40:22,058

Uh, they have a new puppy?

: 1021

00:40:22,652 --> 00:40:24,372

Victor: I did see the

new puppy last episode.

: 1022

00:40:24,402 --> 00:40:24,692

Yeah.

: 1023

00:40:25,268 --> 00:40:25,538

Benjamin: Yeah.

: 1024

00:40:25,538 --> 00:40:30,428

Which makes me very sad because Isis was

the only character who wasn't an asshole.

: 1025

00:40:30,998 --> 00:40:31,508

Uh,

: 1026

00:40:32,257 --> 00:40:32,557

Victor: Yeah.

: 1027

00:40:33,547 --> 00:40:33,727

yeah,

: 1028

00:40:33,968 --> 00:40:40,868

Benjamin: also we find out that,

uh, Edith got saved from a fire.

: 1029

00:40:41,497 --> 00:40:42,277

Victor: Oh, wow.

: 1030

00:40:42,277 --> 00:40:43,512

Was it, was it at the Abbey?

: 1031

00:40:45,578 --> 00:40:49,748

Benjamin: Uh, well, I'm gonna

ask you guys what ha on her.

: 1032

00:40:50,108 --> 00:40:52,628

Victor, how did Edith

get saved from a fire?

: 1033

00:40:52,672 --> 00:40:55,732

Victor: I am gonna say it had to

be that toaster that, uh, I think

: 1034

00:40:55,778 --> 00:40:56,438

Benjamin: Ah,

: 1035

00:40:56,602 --> 00:40:59,992

Victor: had, she was just, she

was playing with that toaster.

: 1036

00:41:00,019 --> 00:41:00,274

Xhafer: to be

: 1037

00:41:00,322 --> 00:41:03,262

Victor: She, she got, she

got an addiction to toast.

: 1038

00:41:03,532 --> 00:41:05,362

She was addicted to toaster,

was like, oh my God.

: 1039

00:41:05,362 --> 00:41:06,772

And she ate so much toast.

: 1040

00:41:06,772 --> 00:41:09,562

She ate herself into a little

food coma and she forgot that

: 1041

00:41:09,562 --> 00:41:14,272

she had another round of toast in

the, in the toaster passes out.

: 1042

00:41:14,542 --> 00:41:15,832

They, they ring the bell.

: 1043

00:41:15,857 --> 00:41:18,802

They, they got a little, you know the

bell that goes down to the Butler bunker?

: 1044

00:41:19,042 --> 00:41:19,342

Well,

: 1045

00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:19,963

Benjamin: mm-hmm.

: 1046

00:41:20,062 --> 00:41:23,122

Victor: they got their own personal

fire department and there that they

: 1047

00:41:23,422 --> 00:41:27,202

pulled the string to, I mean, they have

to come on, you know, so they pull the

: 1048

00:41:27,202 --> 00:41:28,582

string, the fire department comes over.

: 1049

00:41:28,582 --> 00:41:32,962

We, they, they get, uh, everyone

out and they're like, where's Edith?

: 1050

00:41:33,022 --> 00:41:34,192

I'm like, oh no.

: 1051

00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:36,622

And then, yeah, she, she

gets burned on the way out.

: 1052

00:41:37,793 --> 00:41:38,083

Benjamin: Yeah.

: 1053

00:41:38,918 --> 00:41:43,928

Uh, so we have people arriving

at a castle, which is like, makes

: 1054

00:41:43,928 --> 00:41:45,578

Downton look like a piece of shit.

: 1055

00:41:45,938 --> 00:41:47,468

Uh, which is funny.

: 1056

00:41:47,888 --> 00:41:49,448

Uh, uh.

: 1057

00:41:50,828 --> 00:41:55,748

Henry, uh, tells everybody, Hey,

I'm giving up race, car driving,

: 1058

00:41:56,228 --> 00:41:59,033

uh, and Carson reveals to Mrs.

: 1059

00:41:59,033 --> 00:41:59,498

Hughes.

: 1060

00:41:59,888 --> 00:42:03,368

Uh, I, I don't, uh, I already

know what's wrong with me.

: 1061

00:42:03,518 --> 00:42:07,088

It's the same thing that killed

my father and my grandfather.

: 1062

00:42:07,178 --> 00:42:08,588

It's the palsy.

: 1063

00:42:08,782 --> 00:42:09,292

Victor: Oh

: 1064

00:42:09,488 --> 00:42:10,118

Benjamin: Um,

: 1065

00:42:10,222 --> 00:42:10,612

Victor: he was.

: 1066

00:42:10,852 --> 00:42:11,122

Yeah.

: 1067

00:42:11,122 --> 00:42:11,422

Having

: 1068

00:42:11,438 --> 00:42:16,808

Benjamin: so he's got shakes, um,

and Tom and Talbot start hanging out.

: 1069

00:42:16,898 --> 00:42:18,518

Uh, be in bros.

: 1070

00:42:19,268 --> 00:42:19,898

Uh,

: 1071

00:42:20,898 --> 00:42:21,378

Victor: I do wanna

: 1072

00:42:21,423 --> 00:42:22,443

Benjamin: let's see.

: 1073

00:42:22,518 --> 00:42:26,718

Victor: subtitles, uh, I now,

I do now know, uh, the proper

: 1074

00:42:26,718 --> 00:42:28,338

spelling of the word bruhaha.

: 1075

00:42:29,698 --> 00:42:29,918

Benjamin: Oh,

: 1076

00:42:30,123 --> 00:42:34,653

Victor: Carson disapproves of all the

bar haha going on at Pat Moore's Airbnb.

: 1077

00:42:34,983 --> 00:42:36,318

Sorry, I keep saying Airbnb.

: 1078

00:42:37,953 --> 00:42:43,473

Benjamin: So at the castle, uh, Edith

is hanging out with, uh, birdie and her,

: 1079

00:42:43,683 --> 00:42:46,683

uh, his mom and his mom is like, Hey.

: 1080

00:42:46,803 --> 00:42:52,113

So, uh, the cousin who apparently

died in Tanger, uh, was a

: 1081

00:42:52,593 --> 00:42:54,453

gallivanting piece of shit.

: 1082

00:42:54,933 --> 00:42:59,643

And, uh, so nobody really

respects the house anymore.

: 1083

00:42:59,853 --> 00:43:05,433

And so she's like, you must be completely

above and beyond any ill repute.

: 1084

00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:09,963

It is the only thing that matters,

or no one will respect this house.

: 1085

00:43:10,533 --> 00:43:13,773

It's like you own a castle

and most of the county,

: 1086

00:43:14,133 --> 00:43:14,643

Victor: I wouldn't give a

: 1087

00:43:14,643 --> 00:43:16,473

Benjamin: it doesn't matter

if anybody respects you.

: 1088

00:43:16,983 --> 00:43:17,373

Um,

: 1089

00:43:17,643 --> 00:43:18,963

Victor: he'd call me

whatever you want, man.

: 1090

00:43:18,963 --> 00:43:20,103

If I've got a fucking castle.

: 1091

00:43:23,223 --> 00:43:23,583

Benjamin: uh.

: 1092

00:43:24,318 --> 00:43:27,108

Isabel isn't able to get to Lord Merton.

: 1093

00:43:27,198 --> 00:43:31,098

His daughter-in-law just keeps

like, uh, cock blocking her.

: 1094

00:43:31,728 --> 00:43:32,268

Uh,

: 1095

00:43:34,548 --> 00:43:40,788

uh, Grantham reveals that he knows

the terrible secret of Marigold.

: 1096

00:43:41,148 --> 00:43:45,138

Uh, and they're like, well, are

you going to tell Birdie's mom?

: 1097

00:43:45,348 --> 00:43:48,348

And she's like, well, birdie

doesn't want me to, uh,

: 1098

00:43:48,903 --> 00:43:49,323

Victor: Oh God.

: 1099

00:43:49,323 --> 00:43:49,863

They're keeping that a

: 1100

00:43:49,878 --> 00:43:50,448

Benjamin: that

: 1101

00:43:50,553 --> 00:43:51,153

Victor: the family.

: 1102

00:43:51,153 --> 00:43:51,633

Geez.

: 1103

00:43:52,308 --> 00:43:53,688

Benjamin: just from the mom.

: 1104

00:43:53,703 --> 00:43:54,363

Victor: Oh, okay.

: 1105

00:43:55,278 --> 00:43:58,338

Benjamin: 'cause the mom will be

like, I can't, I can't handle this.

: 1106

00:43:59,088 --> 00:43:59,748

Uh,

: 1107

00:44:00,453 --> 00:44:00,873

Victor: Oh.

: 1108

00:44:01,188 --> 00:44:02,328

Benjamin: let's see.

: 1109

00:44:02,478 --> 00:44:03,168

Uh.

: 1110

00:44:03,423 --> 00:44:09,483

Victor: on my, uh, my Downton Wiki, uh,

deep dive earlier that the reason that

: 1111

00:44:09,483 --> 00:44:16,053

dude, I forgot his name, but Editas,

uh, wi Widower, uh, the, the reason

: 1112

00:44:16,053 --> 00:44:17,733

he wanted to become a German citizen.

: 1113

00:44:18,498 --> 00:44:22,698

because that was the only

place in, in nearby Europe

: 1114

00:44:22,698 --> 00:44:24,318

where divorce was legal

: 1115

00:44:24,878 --> 00:44:26,408

Well, that's all right then.

: 1116

00:44:27,949 --> 00:44:31,459

Victor: The grounds of He, it

turned out his wife had was in

: 1117

00:44:31,459 --> 00:44:33,529

a mental hospital and that was

: 1118

00:44:33,634 --> 00:44:34,384

Benjamin: Uh,

: 1119

00:44:34,729 --> 00:44:37,699

Victor: legal grounds for a

divorce at in England at the time.

: 1120

00:44:37,969 --> 00:44:42,889

So that's, that is the reason he wanted

to become a German citizen Edith.

: 1121

00:44:43,189 --> 00:44:43,939

Like, wow.

: 1122

00:44:45,094 --> 00:44:48,424

Benjamin: well, I'm sad because here

is where they bring up, like, hey,

: 1123

00:44:48,424 --> 00:44:53,644

she was engaged before, but he died

and you telling me, oh, he died at,

: 1124

00:44:53,644 --> 00:44:57,424

in the Munich Beer Hall, which I was

like, oh, I, I was assuming he died.

: 1125

00:44:57,424 --> 00:44:58,984

Searching for the Northwest passage.

: 1126

00:44:59,254 --> 00:45:00,004

Um,

: 1127

00:45:03,599 --> 00:45:07,984

uh, Tom, uh, uh, Thomas is

sad for leaving because he's

: 1128

00:45:08,074 --> 00:45:09,784

really connected with the kids.

: 1129

00:45:10,324 --> 00:45:19,474

Uh, but he goes and he starts his new

job with a older, uh, knight, uh, and.

: 1130

00:45:20,494 --> 00:45:23,254

Uh, he's, he's just like, uh, alright.

: 1131

00:45:23,254 --> 00:45:27,454

So I met the, uh, the,

the maid and the cook.

: 1132

00:45:27,514 --> 00:45:29,374

Uh, is there anybody else for me to meet?

: 1133

00:45:29,374 --> 00:45:31,234

And he's like, no, that's it.

: 1134

00:45:31,384 --> 00:45:33,214

This isn't: 1850

: 1135

00:45:33,634 --> 00:45:35,614

We have three servants.

: 1136

00:45:35,914 --> 00:45:38,044

And he's just like, oh, okay.

: 1137

00:45:38,104 --> 00:45:38,704

That's it.

: 1138

00:45:39,184 --> 00:45:39,754

All right.

: 1139

00:45:40,594 --> 00:45:41,554

Two other people.

: 1140

00:45:41,614 --> 00:45:42,424

Oh, okay.

: 1141

00:45:42,784 --> 00:45:48,514

Um, Daisy is being a giant

piece of shit to Andy.

: 1142

00:45:48,609 --> 00:45:48,809

Victor: wow.

: 1143

00:45:48,844 --> 00:45:51,514

Benjamin: Uh, and, uh, Mrs.

: 1144

00:45:51,514 --> 00:45:59,914

Patmore earlier drops on like you,

uh, you automatically start disliking

: 1145

00:45:59,914 --> 00:46:04,474

anybody who thinks well of you, like,

what the hell is wrong with you, Daisy?

: 1146

00:46:05,314 --> 00:46:05,764

Um,

: 1147

00:46:08,404 --> 00:46:12,454

uh, Andy is out, uh, helping at, uh.

: 1148

00:46:13,174 --> 00:46:14,644

Uh, what is the Mr.

: 1149

00:46:14,644 --> 00:46:15,664

Mason's farm?

: 1150

00:46:16,114 --> 00:46:19,744

And Daisy's like, you're only

doing this to impress me.

: 1151

00:46:19,744 --> 00:46:21,844

And he's like, I don't care about you.

: 1152

00:46:21,874 --> 00:46:24,364

Like you've made it very

clear you don't like me.

: 1153

00:46:24,634 --> 00:46:26,284

I'm just being a nice guy.

: 1154

00:46:26,284 --> 00:46:28,714

Stop making this all about you.

: 1155

00:46:29,074 --> 00:46:32,314

Uh, and she's like, wait,

he's not doing this to impress

: 1156

00:46:32,314 --> 00:46:34,444

me, but that does impress me.

: 1157

00:46:34,654 --> 00:46:37,474

Um, but now I've already

been a piece of shit to him.

: 1158

00:46:37,774 --> 00:46:39,454

Uh, and it's, it's problems.

: 1159

00:46:39,754 --> 00:46:49,459

Uh, uh, Denker tries to tell, uh, violet,

oh, hey, did you know Sprat is, uh,

: 1160

00:46:49,459 --> 00:46:52,804

writing a, uh, a column for a magazine?

: 1161

00:46:52,984 --> 00:46:53,404

Victor: That's

: 1162

00:46:53,554 --> 00:46:57,844

Benjamin: And oh, in fact I have a

copy of the magazine right here and

: 1163

00:46:57,844 --> 00:47:02,494

Violet's just like, ah, conveniently

already open to the right page.

: 1164

00:47:03,394 --> 00:47:04,924

Um, oh.

: 1165

00:47:04,924 --> 00:47:08,164

And like she immediately

just starts laughing and.

: 1166

00:47:08,719 --> 00:47:11,629

Denker is just like, ha,

I've got a, I've got Sprat.

: 1167

00:47:11,929 --> 00:47:13,189

Uh, should we fire him?

: 1168

00:47:13,249 --> 00:47:16,219

And she's like, no,

we're not gonna fire him.

: 1169

00:47:16,219 --> 00:47:18,289

This is fucking hilarious.

: 1170

00:47:18,349 --> 00:47:22,099

Uh, he's pretending to be, uh,

I'll, I'll go and ask him what I

: 1171

00:47:22,099 --> 00:47:23,659

should wear for the spring season.

: 1172

00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:28,879

And later, Denker is just like, I made

the one big mistake about Lady Violet.

: 1173

00:47:30,259 --> 00:47:33,109

She will, she hates doing

what's expected of her.

: 1174

00:47:34,429 --> 00:47:37,849

And so when you'd expect her to be mad

and fire somebody, she's just like,

: 1175

00:47:38,299 --> 00:47:40,939

no, I'm gonna double down on this

and I'm gonna think this is awesome.

: 1176

00:47:42,409 --> 00:47:47,629

Uh, we have Tom and Talbot and they

are sneaking about together, and

: 1177

00:47:47,629 --> 00:47:52,399

they have a terrible secret and they

will not tell anybody what it is.

: 1178

00:47:52,729 --> 00:47:53,629

Um,

: 1179

00:47:55,729 --> 00:48:00,169

uh, Thomas is doing his job,

but he's kind of sad and lonely.

: 1180

00:48:00,919 --> 00:48:01,639

Uh.

: 1181

00:48:03,259 --> 00:48:03,589

Mrs.

: 1182

00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:09,889

Patmore makes a like, weird, convoluted

reference to, oh, you and Mr.

: 1183

00:48:09,979 --> 00:48:10,474

Uh, Mrs.

: 1184

00:48:10,474 --> 00:48:11,284

Hughes, you and Mr.

: 1185

00:48:11,284 --> 00:48:13,729

Carson off to your carefree love nest.

: 1186

00:48:13,939 --> 00:48:17,344

And it's like, the only reason

she would say that is so Mrs.

: 1187

00:48:17,344 --> 00:48:20,629

Hughes can be like,

oh, nothing's carefree.

: 1188

00:48:20,899 --> 00:48:21,709

I'm sad.

: 1189

00:48:21,709 --> 00:48:23,779

My husband has the palsy.

: 1190

00:48:23,959 --> 00:48:26,629

Um, it's like, no one

would ever have said that.

: 1191

00:48:27,559 --> 00:48:33,469

Um, uh, uh, Isabel and Violet like.

: 1192

00:48:34,549 --> 00:48:39,049

Barge their way into Merton's

house, and he finally comes down.

: 1193

00:48:39,049 --> 00:48:41,929

He is just like, Hey, why did

nobody tell me there were visitors?

: 1194

00:48:42,109 --> 00:48:45,079

Hey Violet, how are you

doing, Isabel, I'm mad at you.

: 1195

00:48:45,079 --> 00:48:46,369

You haven't come visit me.

: 1196

00:48:46,369 --> 00:48:50,089

And she's like, I've come a bunch of

times and they won't let me see you.

: 1197

00:48:50,179 --> 00:48:50,599

Victor: damn.

: 1198

00:48:50,929 --> 00:48:54,679

Benjamin: and they like bust

him out and make him leave.

: 1199

00:48:55,429 --> 00:48:58,909

And he's like, uh, confronted by his

son and his daughter and his law,

: 1200

00:48:58,909 --> 00:49:01,849

and he's like, son, uh, I love you.

: 1201

00:49:02,569 --> 00:49:08,749

I've tried very hard to like you and

I don't, uh, you can keep the house.

: 1202

00:49:08,749 --> 00:49:10,339

I don't give a shit by,

: 1203

00:49:13,069 --> 00:49:13,099

uh,

: 1204

00:49:15,199 --> 00:49:21,139

let's see, uh, Daisy tries to be nice

to Andy and he's just like, stop it.

: 1205

00:49:21,139 --> 00:49:22,099

You've made it very clear.

: 1206

00:49:22,099 --> 00:49:22,999

You're not interested.

: 1207

00:49:22,999 --> 00:49:24,409

I'm not interested anymore.

: 1208

00:49:24,409 --> 00:49:25,729

You burned that bridge.

: 1209

00:49:26,929 --> 00:49:30,319

Uh, let's see.

: 1210

00:49:31,399 --> 00:49:38,419

Uh, we get our returning guest

star Rose returns from New York.

: 1211

00:49:39,319 --> 00:49:44,059

Uh, so Lady Rose is back.

: 1212

00:49:44,359 --> 00:49:49,189

Uh, but in order to not have

to shoot around it, she's just

: 1213

00:49:49,189 --> 00:49:51,829

like, I left my baby in New York.

: 1214

00:49:51,919 --> 00:49:56,329

Uh, and it's just like,

you wouldn't do that.

: 1215

00:49:56,719 --> 00:50:01,009

Uh, and they reveal like they

left a three month old behind.

: 1216

00:50:01,579 --> 00:50:02,419

It's like, no.

: 1217

00:50:02,959 --> 00:50:06,199

Um, let's see.

: 1218

00:50:06,199 --> 00:50:06,229

Uh,

: 1219

00:50:07,229 --> 00:50:10,409

Robert keeps being shitty

about the hospital.

: 1220

00:50:11,249 --> 00:50:11,999

Uh.

: 1221

00:50:12,999 --> 00:50:14,499

Let's see.

: 1222

00:50:15,099 --> 00:50:20,469

Uh, people find out that Carson is

sick and alright, we're gonna have

: 1223

00:50:20,469 --> 00:50:22,239

to replace him with a new butler.

: 1224

00:50:22,329 --> 00:50:25,209

Uh, Carson has to go, um,

: 1225

00:50:26,209 --> 00:50:29,809

uh, they take, uh, Lord Merton back

to the hospital where they find

: 1226

00:50:29,809 --> 00:50:34,879

out that those fancy pants, London

lawyers, even though, uh, he should

: 1227

00:50:34,879 --> 00:50:37,459

be dead by now, Merton's still alive.

: 1228

00:50:37,789 --> 00:50:40,699

And it's because they misdiagnosed him.

: 1229

00:50:40,849 --> 00:50:42,469

Uh, and he's not dying.

: 1230

00:50:44,029 --> 00:50:47,689

Uh, let's see.

: 1231

00:50:47,689 --> 00:50:56,179

We find out that Tom and uh,

uh, uh, Talbot have decided

: 1232

00:50:56,179 --> 00:50:58,639

to open a used car dealership.

: 1233

00:50:59,075 --> 00:51:04,635

Like this 1-year-old Cadillac Deville, v

eight engine standard it's a big trunk.

: 1234

00:51:05,145 --> 00:51:06,795

Well, you got a dead hooker in the trunk.

: 1235

00:51:07,005 --> 00:51:07,245

What?

: 1236

00:51:08,055 --> 00:51:09,825

Hell, I know a dead hooker when I see one.

: 1237

00:51:10,221 --> 00:51:10,821

Victor: Oh wow.

: 1238

00:51:11,872 --> 00:51:14,992

Benjamin: Uh, so they're gonna sell

used cars and then once they've sell,

: 1239

00:51:14,992 --> 00:51:19,012

sold some of those, they'll sell new

cars and then they'll start making cars.

: 1240

00:51:19,402 --> 00:51:20,062

Um,

: 1241

00:51:20,391 --> 00:51:20,541

Victor: So

: 1242

00:51:20,662 --> 00:51:21,322

Benjamin: because

: 1243

00:51:21,381 --> 00:51:23,571

Victor: is a race car driver, but this

: 1244

00:51:23,662 --> 00:51:24,532

Benjamin: retired,

: 1245

00:51:24,801 --> 00:51:25,641

Victor: Oh, he is retired now.

: 1246

00:51:25,641 --> 00:51:26,001

Okay.

: 1247

00:51:26,151 --> 00:51:27,201

He's retired now by the

: 1248

00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:27,532

Benjamin: yeah,

: 1249

00:51:27,651 --> 00:51:29,361

Victor: but he was in: 1925

: 1250

00:51:29,841 --> 00:51:31,851

How fast did cars go in: 1925

: 1251

00:51:33,142 --> 00:51:33,832

Benjamin: pretty fast.

: 1252

00:51:34,281 --> 00:51:35,151

Victor: I imagine this is

: 1253

00:51:35,332 --> 00:51:38,872

Benjamin: You can go in 70 miles an

hour, you know enough to kill you.

: 1254

00:51:39,141 --> 00:51:39,201

Victor: Yeah.

: 1255

00:51:41,182 --> 00:51:44,392

Benjamin: Um, and he's just like,

yeah, I need to do something.

: 1256

00:51:44,392 --> 00:51:46,102

I can't just live off of your money.

: 1257

00:51:46,402 --> 00:51:50,212

And Tom used to be a chauffeur and so

they're like, Hey, we both love cars.

: 1258

00:51:50,212 --> 00:51:51,892

Let's open a car dealership.

: 1259

00:51:52,852 --> 00:51:57,112

Uh, uh, see E.

: 1260

00:51:58,112 --> 00:52:04,142

Uh, Daisy tries to give herself a

haircut and it does not go well.

: 1261

00:52:04,532 --> 00:52:11,162

Um, she steals the hair dryer and gives

herself bangs and it's a fucking mess.

: 1262

00:52:11,371 --> 00:52:11,491

Victor: She

: 1263

00:52:11,492 --> 00:52:14,312

Benjamin: And she's just like, I didn't

realize you were supposed to brush

: 1264

00:52:14,312 --> 00:52:15,992

it out while you were hair drying it.

: 1265

00:52:16,472 --> 00:52:20,612

And, uh, she has to have an

emergency haircut from Anna.

: 1266

00:52:20,732 --> 00:52:21,692

It's very funny.

: 1267

00:52:22,082 --> 00:52:25,772

And she ends up with a bob because

here we are in the late twenties.

: 1268

00:52:27,212 --> 00:52:31,262

Um, Thomas is for some reason

invited to the wedding.

: 1269

00:52:31,562 --> 00:52:37,952

Uh, Edith comes down, it's wedding time,

and Edith looks, uh, looks beautiful, and

: 1270

00:52:37,952 --> 00:52:44,612

they do a, like, they do the full wedding,

uh, which takes 20 minutes of the episode.

: 1271

00:52:45,176 --> 00:52:45,396

Victor: Oh

: 1272

00:52:45,602 --> 00:52:46,172

Benjamin: Uh.

: 1273

00:52:46,333 --> 00:52:47,378

Xhafer: it makes it easy to skip.

: 1274

00:52:47,636 --> 00:52:47,926

Victor: Yeah.

: 1275

00:52:48,077 --> 00:52:48,467

Benjamin: Yeah.

: 1276

00:52:48,527 --> 00:52:53,627

Uh, there are no objections making it go

smoother than any of Victor's weddings.

: 1277

00:52:54,437 --> 00:52:55,067

Uh,

: 1278

00:52:55,071 --> 00:52:57,091

Victor: That's, I'm

laughing 'cause it's true.

: 1279

00:53:00,887 --> 00:53:03,047

Benjamin: uh, let's see.

: 1280

00:53:03,107 --> 00:53:08,657

Uh, Daisy says she's

moving, uh, moving into Mr.

: 1281

00:53:08,657 --> 00:53:09,917

Mason's farm.

: 1282

00:53:10,037 --> 00:53:11,597

So she's leaving the Abbey.

: 1283

00:53:11,631 --> 00:53:12,051

Victor: Mm-hmm.

: 1284

00:53:12,437 --> 00:53:13,067

Benjamin: Uh,

: 1285

00:53:15,257 --> 00:53:17,732

we kind of get a, a, a hint that Mr.

: 1286

00:53:17,732 --> 00:53:18,857

Mason likes Mrs.

: 1287

00:53:18,857 --> 00:53:23,027

Patmore, uh, which is, which is fun.

: 1288

00:53:23,507 --> 00:53:31,127

Uh, we get a, uh, uh, secret

telegram, uh, that stuff is happening.

: 1289

00:53:31,577 --> 00:53:35,807

Uh, then, uh.

: 1290

00:53:36,807 --> 00:53:41,187

Edith and, uh, birdie leave on

their honeymoon and it's very cute.

: 1291

00:53:41,397 --> 00:53:43,677

Oh, also, I skipped over a bit.

: 1292

00:53:43,977 --> 00:53:49,947

Uh, Edith goes and tells, uh,

birdie's mom, Hey, here's the

: 1293

00:53:49,947 --> 00:53:51,867

terrible secret about Marigold.

: 1294

00:53:52,557 --> 00:53:58,647

And she comes back out of it saying,

Hey, uh, here is the one person who

: 1295

00:53:58,647 --> 00:54:00,567

was willing to be truthful to me.

: 1296

00:54:00,747 --> 00:54:02,757

And so that makes me like Edith.

: 1297

00:54:02,771 --> 00:54:03,251

Victor: Okay.

: 1298

00:54:03,327 --> 00:54:05,637

Benjamin: everybody else was

willing to lie to me, but she

: 1299

00:54:05,637 --> 00:54:07,047

wanted to tell me the truth.

: 1300

00:54:07,091 --> 00:54:07,331

Victor: Yeah,

: 1301

00:54:08,007 --> 00:54:10,557

Benjamin: And there's actually a

really cute mo moment where they have

: 1302

00:54:10,557 --> 00:54:16,167

a, uh, they're having a dinner to

like announce the engagement and, uh.

: 1303

00:54:16,827 --> 00:54:19,107

Birdie's mom is talking

and like, thank you all.

: 1304

00:54:19,107 --> 00:54:22,317

It's, you know, great seeing so many

friends and then birdie's about to be

: 1305

00:54:22,317 --> 00:54:27,537

like, and the reason we're all here, and

Grantham actually has a really nice moment

: 1306

00:54:27,537 --> 00:54:30,987

where he's like, Hey, you need to speak

up now or you're gonna lose him forever.

: 1307

00:54:31,557 --> 00:54:35,337

And she's like, I'm going to, you

know, announce the engagement and show

: 1308

00:54:35,337 --> 00:54:39,207

that I'm like on board beforehand.

: 1309

00:54:40,257 --> 00:54:43,377

Like, I'm not retroactively

being okay with it.

: 1310

00:54:43,617 --> 00:54:45,117

I'm okay with it now.

: 1311

00:54:45,417 --> 00:54:51,087

Um, and so that was a cute moment where

Grantham like saves their relationship.

: 1312

00:54:51,657 --> 00:54:58,617

Uh, Grantham tells Cora like, Hey, I

got, uh, rose brought me to the hospital

: 1313

00:54:58,617 --> 00:55:04,077

and I got to see you running stuff

and being super nice and I appreciate

: 1314

00:55:04,077 --> 00:55:05,427

all the work you're doing there.

: 1315

00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:07,797

And I'm sorry for being

shitty all episode.

: 1316

00:55:09,147 --> 00:55:09,777

Uh.

: 1317

00:55:10,932 --> 00:55:11,712

Let's see.

: 1318

00:55:11,772 --> 00:55:16,392

Uh, Carson is sad because he

can't pour the CAG in anymore.

: 1319

00:55:16,782 --> 00:55:27,462

Um, and uh, they say, Hey, uh, I know

how about you be a, uh, like the retired

: 1320

00:55:27,522 --> 00:55:32,382

like butler and uh, like you'll still

live on, uh, in the cabin and you'll

: 1321

00:55:32,382 --> 00:55:35,802

still have your pension and like

when we have a special event, you can

: 1322

00:55:35,802 --> 00:55:37,752

come and oversee the special event.

: 1323

00:55:37,752 --> 00:55:39,042

And he's like, no.

: 1324

00:55:39,042 --> 00:55:42,942

Butler would want to have an

old butler watching over them.

: 1325

00:55:42,942 --> 00:55:44,832

No one would agree to such a thing.

: 1326

00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:48,432

And they're like, I know who's sad

and not liking their current job.

: 1327

00:55:48,552 --> 00:55:52,602

Hey Thomas, you want to come back

and be the butler and also let

: 1328

00:55:52,602 --> 00:55:54,282

Carson come back every so often?

: 1329

00:55:54,282 --> 00:55:55,512

And he's like, oh my God.

: 1330

00:55:55,512 --> 00:55:56,292

Yes, please.

: 1331

00:55:57,371 --> 00:55:57,591

Victor: Uh,

: 1332

00:55:58,152 --> 00:56:00,042

Benjamin: So Thomas does come back.

: 1333

00:56:00,192 --> 00:56:02,772

He's away for like half of an episode.

: 1334

00:56:03,132 --> 00:56:03,762

Um.

: 1335

00:56:05,907 --> 00:56:06,717

Uh, let's see.

: 1336

00:56:06,717 --> 00:56:08,067

So Edith and Birdie leave.

: 1337

00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:12,627

Anna has her baby in the middle

of the, the wedding reception,

: 1338

00:56:13,017 --> 00:56:16,047

uh, upstairs in, in Mary's bed.

: 1339

00:56:16,197 --> 00:56:20,577

And Carson is, is exactly

as shitty as you imagine.

: 1340

00:56:20,577 --> 00:56:26,427

Just like she, she's doing it

here now in Lady Mary's womb.

: 1341

00:56:26,607 --> 00:56:29,427

It's like you don't get to

choose where it happens, man.

: 1342

00:56:29,451 --> 00:56:30,251

Victor: rather inconvenient.

: 1343

00:56:32,787 --> 00:56:33,387

Benjamin: And

: 1344

00:56:33,458 --> 00:56:33,638

Xhafer: That

: 1345

00:56:33,777 --> 00:56:34,197

Benjamin: uh,

: 1346

00:56:34,298 --> 00:56:34,658

Xhafer: Victor.

: 1347

00:56:34,856 --> 00:56:35,006

Victor: you.

: 1348

00:56:35,438 --> 00:56:36,878

Xhafer: That was, that was spot on.

: 1349

00:56:38,697 --> 00:56:42,627

Benjamin: uh, and Anna's like,

I, I want to keep working, of

: 1350

00:56:42,627 --> 00:56:44,367

course, because it's the twenties.

: 1351

00:56:44,367 --> 00:56:47,967

And Mary's like, yeah, that's fine and

you can keep your baby in the nursery.

: 1352

00:56:47,967 --> 00:56:51,087

And it's like, this is why it's

good to have onsite daycare.

: 1353

00:56:51,567 --> 00:57:00,357

Um, uh, we also get a cute moment where

Edith is like, Hey Mary, I know you set up

: 1354

00:57:00,357 --> 00:57:02,787

so that Birdie and I would meet together.

: 1355

00:57:03,327 --> 00:57:05,577

After all the shitty things

we've done for each other.

: 1356

00:57:05,577 --> 00:57:06,507

Thank you for this.

: 1357

00:57:06,507 --> 00:57:09,237

Thank you for, you know,

giving us happiness.

: 1358

00:57:09,327 --> 00:57:15,927

Um, and uh, Talbot is to says to Mary

like, Hey, are you guys good now?

: 1359

00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:20,757

And she's like, Mary goes, uh, you

know, we don't have to be good.

: 1360

00:57:20,757 --> 00:57:23,667

We're sisters and

sisters have our secrets.

: 1361

00:57:23,856 --> 00:57:24,146

Victor: true.

: 1362

00:57:25,377 --> 00:57:29,217

Benjamin: and so it seems like Mary and

Edith are, are gonna be friends now.

: 1363

00:57:29,247 --> 00:57:32,157

Like, Hey, we've all ended

up happy and married.

: 1364

00:57:32,277 --> 00:57:35,007

You know exactly what we

need from this kind of show.

: 1365

00:57:35,667 --> 00:57:41,847

Um, and the show ends with it being New

Year's and everybody singing Odd Lang Zion

: 1366

00:57:42,476 --> 00:57:45,776

Victor: You know, that's a

better finale, because I was

: 1367

00:57:45,807 --> 00:57:47,127

Benjamin: because it is the finale.

: 1368

00:57:48,968 --> 00:57:50,258

Xhafer: It definitely feels

: 1369

00:57:50,456 --> 00:57:51,146

Victor: yeah.

: 1370

00:57:51,236 --> 00:57:51,836

This the,

: 1371

00:57:51,897 --> 00:57:52,167

Benjamin: Yeah.

: 1372

00:57:52,167 --> 00:57:53,907

It ends with everybody married,

: 1373

00:57:54,206 --> 00:57:54,446

Victor: ass

: 1374

00:57:54,507 --> 00:57:56,877

Benjamin: uh, Anna and

Bates having their baby.

: 1375

00:57:57,177 --> 00:57:58,377

Thomas is back.

: 1376

00:57:58,377 --> 00:58:02,067

Everybody's, you know, learned

a lesson, but like most of our

: 1377

00:58:02,067 --> 00:58:04,062

characters now do not work at Downton.

: 1378

00:58:04,346 --> 00:58:05,036

Victor: Oh, okay.

: 1379

00:58:05,456 --> 00:58:08,876

Well, that could change some things

in the points, but you No, I, I was

: 1380

00:58:08,876 --> 00:58:12,596

gonna say, I had my notes, it was him

joke I was gonna make, uh, that Yeah.

: 1381

00:58:12,626 --> 00:58:16,616

Watching the episode that me and

Ja Fair watched, uh, I was, I was

: 1382

00:58:16,616 --> 00:58:18,026

just like, this is the finale.

: 1383

00:58:18,266 --> 00:58:20,336

I'm like, come on dude,

it have something happen.

: 1384

00:58:20,336 --> 00:58:25,556

I, I was, I was expecting John Dey to

show up and like show Lord Grantham what

: 1385

00:58:25,556 --> 00:58:28,436

his life would've been like had he not

been shitty to women his entire life.

: 1386

00:58:28,586 --> 00:58:28,856

You know, like,

: 1387

00:58:29,112 --> 00:58:29,232

Benjamin: I.

: 1388

00:58:29,666 --> 00:58:32,336

Victor: or uh, like,

come on, do something.

: 1389

00:58:33,146 --> 00:58:33,446

But,

: 1390

00:58:33,612 --> 00:58:37,542

Benjamin: I mean, it was the late

18, early 19 hundreds that would've

: 1391

00:58:37,542 --> 00:58:39,672

ended with him institutionalized.

: 1392

00:58:40,002 --> 00:58:43,062

It's like, what's the charge?

: 1393

00:58:43,062 --> 00:58:44,052

What's the crime?

: 1394

00:58:44,292 --> 00:58:46,452

He's, he's pretty respectful for women.

: 1395

00:58:46,722 --> 00:58:48,342

Send him to Australia.

: 1396

00:58:48,552 --> 00:58:48,912

Uh,

: 1397

00:58:49,751 --> 00:58:50,231

Victor: Nice.

: 1398

00:58:51,581 --> 00:58:57,761

Well, um, so while, uh, I, I was

doing a quick tally, uh, of our

: 1399

00:58:57,761 --> 00:59:01,181

points while we were, uh, while

we were going over the recap here.

: 1400

00:59:02,771 --> 00:59:05,651

so I already know my total for sure.

: 1401

00:59:05,651 --> 00:59:08,981

I have it locked in 'cause I, I,

I had checked on the, the maybes.

: 1402

00:59:09,341 --> 00:59:13,181

Um, but Ben and Ja fair, you

two do have some up in the air.

: 1403

00:59:13,391 --> 00:59:14,771

I haven't done the math yet.

: 1404

00:59:16,061 --> 00:59:19,421

but after, after our recording, I'm

gonna go put together a spreadsheet

: 1405

00:59:19,421 --> 00:59:21,401

now that I have everything down.

: 1406

00:59:21,401 --> 00:59:21,941

But, uh,

: 1407

00:59:22,572 --> 00:59:23,627

Benjamin: she fair,

you're rubbing off on him.

: 1408

00:59:25,001 --> 00:59:28,241

Victor: in, uh, I will tell you

currently, and this is still, we

: 1409

00:59:28,241 --> 00:59:29,501

still have some wiggle room here.

: 1410

00:59:29,501 --> 00:59:32,591

There's some possibilities,

in third place.

: 1411

00:59:33,176 --> 00:59:34,796

Is your fair with 11 points?

: 1412

00:59:36,533 --> 00:59:36,743

Xhafer: I,

: 1413

00:59:36,866 --> 00:59:37,316

Victor: Yeah.

: 1414

00:59:37,583 --> 00:59:38,423

Xhafer: not surprising.

: 1415

00:59:38,666 --> 00:59:38,966

Victor: In

: 1416

00:59:38,993 --> 00:59:40,013

Xhafer: I don't feel like I did well

: 1417

00:59:40,106 --> 00:59:43,076

Victor: there's, there's a couple

though that are still you, you,

: 1418

00:59:43,076 --> 00:59:45,386

there's a couple three pointers

that we could still confirm for you.

: 1419

00:59:45,386 --> 00:59:53,636

So, Ben is in second place with 13 points

and Victor is in the lead with 21 points.

: 1420

00:59:55,347 --> 00:59:57,412

Benjamin: Oh no, this,

this can't be right.

: 1421

00:59:57,503 --> 00:59:58,613

Xhafer: of unconfirmed stuff though.

: 1422

00:59:58,823 --> 01:00:02,213

Like, do I have, do I have

10 points of unconfirmed

: 1423

01:00:02,441 --> 01:00:04,226

Victor: I don't, I know.

: 1424

01:00:04,261 --> 01:00:08,306

Uh, uh, like I said, this is just

while I was toweling up while we

: 1425

01:00:08,306 --> 01:00:12,926

were, so it's not completely official,

but I did absolutely run the table

: 1426

01:00:12,926 --> 01:00:14,846

on three episodes this season.

: 1427

01:00:15,803 --> 01:00:16,193

Xhafer: Damn.

: 1428

01:00:16,951 --> 01:00:17,241

Victor: yeah.

: 1429

01:00:18,056 --> 01:00:22,226

So yeah, uh, I'll, I'll, I'll put

together that spreadsheet, stick

: 1430

01:00:22,226 --> 01:00:25,496

it in the discord and we can let

the, uh, the debate commence.

: 1431

01:00:26,663 --> 01:00:27,023

Xhafer: Okay.

: 1432

01:00:27,236 --> 01:00:27,746

Victor: So that'll be

: 1433

01:00:28,032 --> 01:00:28,572

Benjamin: Alright,

: 1434

01:00:29,576 --> 01:00:30,056

Victor: Um.

: 1435

01:00:30,443 --> 01:00:31,043

Xhafer: All right.

: 1436

01:00:31,073 --> 01:00:33,653

Well, I look forward to

going over that next week,

: 1437

01:00:34,272 --> 01:00:37,602

Benjamin: well I really hope I win so

I can make you guys watch Viper again.

: 1438

01:00:38,801 --> 01:00:40,181

Victor: I would rather watch Viper again.

: 1439

01:00:40,343 --> 01:00:42,533

Xhafer: the show doesn't

work with repeats.

: 1440

01:00:44,393 --> 01:00:46,523

You can make us watch Cobra,

but you can't make us watch

: 1441

01:00:46,841 --> 01:00:47,141

Victor: Yeah, yeah.

: 1442

01:00:47,141 --> 01:00:47,621

Pick a different

: 1443

01:00:47,712 --> 01:00:50,292

Benjamin: Can I make you guys watch

Chuck Norris Karate Commandos?

: 1444

01:00:51,011 --> 01:00:51,761

Victor: Is that a thing?

: 1445

01:00:52,421 --> 01:00:52,721

Just,

: 1446

01:00:53,093 --> 01:00:55,793

Xhafer: because, because I

don't know how we can watch it.

: 1447

01:00:56,021 --> 01:00:56,411

Victor: Hmm.

: 1448

01:00:57,101 --> 01:01:01,241

You know, I did go, go look at

the IMDBs top two 50 of highest

: 1449

01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:02,771

rated TV shows of all time.

: 1450

01:01:03,221 --> 01:01:07,631

And there's a few in there,

but, uh, we've, we've already

: 1451

01:01:07,631 --> 01:01:09,671

seen a few of them, so,

: 1452

01:01:09,717 --> 01:01:10,007

Benjamin: Yeah.

: 1453

01:01:10,271 --> 01:01:11,171

Victor: but yeah, that'll be interesting.

: 1454

01:01:11,171 --> 01:01:14,501

I'll, I'll throw a link to that in

Discord too, so the Discord listeners

: 1455

01:01:14,501 --> 01:01:16,181

can cast their votes, but, uh,

: 1456

01:01:16,913 --> 01:01:21,803

Xhafer: Well, Ben ruined

my perfect segue, but we'll

: 1457

01:01:21,851 --> 01:01:22,481

Victor: good job, Ben.

: 1458

01:01:22,523 --> 01:01:23,183

Xhafer: next week.

: 1459

01:01:24,173 --> 01:01:24,893

Uh.

: 1460

01:01:24,957 --> 01:01:25,377

Benjamin: I do

: 1461

01:01:26,093 --> 01:01:27,923

Xhafer: But this week we

have to say thank you to ripe

: 1462

01:01:27,927 --> 01:01:29,727

Benjamin: and thank you,

Victor, for pointing that out.

: 1463

01:01:30,233 --> 01:01:32,153

Xhafer: Uh, thanks much

for letting use Goon Squad.

: 1464

01:01:32,153 --> 01:01:33,263

We appreciate the hell out of it.

: 1465

01:01:33,777 --> 01:01:35,217

Benjamin: And Victor, I appreciate you.

: 1466

01:01:35,501 --> 01:01:36,101

Victor: Oh, thanks.

: 1467

01:01:36,941 --> 01:01:37,541

Made my day.

: 1468

01:01:37,643 --> 01:01:38,843

Xhafer: Yeah, thanks

for doing the paperwork,

: 1469

01:01:38,921 --> 01:01:39,731

Victor: Ah, thank you.

: 1470

01:01:39,731 --> 01:01:42,251

I try, I try and, uh, yeah.

: 1471

01:01:42,311 --> 01:01:45,731

Uh, for once I'm not being, I'm

trying to not be a procrastinator,

: 1472

01:01:46,211 --> 01:01:47,351

which, you know, what's surprising?

: 1473

01:01:47,771 --> 01:01:52,001

Uh, I have not found, I, I imagine

someone must have done this by now,

: 1474

01:01:52,001 --> 01:01:57,341

but no, you, you know that old,

uh, ade song, smooth Operator w Why

: 1475

01:01:57,417 --> 01:01:57,747

Benjamin: Yeah,

: 1476

01:01:58,121 --> 01:02:03,941

Victor: done a cover that says,

you know, I'm a procrastinator, pro

: 1477

01:02:04,077 --> 01:02:05,427

Benjamin: make that,

I'll make that tomorrow.

: 1478

01:02:05,622 --> 01:02:05,742

I.

: 1479

01:02:07,181 --> 01:02:07,511

Victor: Yeah.

: 1480

01:02:07,571 --> 01:02:08,471

I'll get around to it one day.

: 1481

01:02:08,951 --> 01:02:11,621

Voice cast out apps

slash lto joiner discord.

: 1482

01:02:11,621 --> 01:02:13,451

If you'd like us, leave us a

review if you don't like us

: 1483

01:02:13,451 --> 01:02:14,501

to keep that shit to yourself.

: 1484

01:02:16,197 --> 01:02:20,187

Benjamin: And we'll see you

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