THIS WEEK: Universal Soldier (1992), Universal Soldier II: Brothers in Arms (1998) and Universal Soldier III: Unfinished Business (1998)

A tragic mistake by our unnamed director of programming led us to watching two original productions from The Movie Channel, starring a wad of chewed gum and directed by the man who (allegedly) started the Canadian wildfires. I'm not sure if that joke works, because it would involve Peter M. Lenkov conjuring some sort of spark, which is beyond the average human brain's conceptual capacity.

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