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Khayyam rips into Trump's cabinet of billionaires and industry insiders with scathing analogies—from blood bank-managing vampires to friendship medals from Putin that make as much sense as sobriety chips from Keith Richards.

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Why This Rating: Four peppers for political napalm disguised as comedy. We're torching billionaires and Russian connections without actually saying anyone's orange or tiny-handed. The F-bombs are censored just enough to keep the pearl-clutchers from fainting. It's one pepper shy of career suicide because we skipped the conspiracy rabbit holes where careers go to die faster than Blockbuster in the Netflix era.