Baelor's dead, Egg's a liar, and there are apparently nine kingdoms.
Tim and Mike close out Season 1 of <em>A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms</em> with "The Morrow" finale recap. Dunk decides whether to take Egg as his squire, Lyonel Baratheon delivers the angriest speech of the season, and a small prince makes a very concerning visit to his brother's room with a knife.
<strong>This episode:</strong> Lyonel's "he risked nothing" speech · Is Dunk actually a knight? · Egg and the knife · Raymun's glow-up · Season 2 news · The final cunt count
<strong>Timestamps:</strong>
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<li>00:00 — Intro / Too Long Didn't Watch</li>
<li>01:14 — Recap begins</li>
<li>08:00 — Lyonel's speech & the Baelor debate</li>
<li>14:00 — Raymun's glow-up / apple puns</li>
<li>19:00 — Egg, the knife, and Targaryen darkness</li>
<li>28:00 — Dunk takes the squire job (on his terms)</li>
<li>33:00 — The ending & the nine kingdoms title card</li>
<li>36:30 — Season stats & the cunt count</li>
<li>38:47 — Season 2 news / the 12-season plan</li>
<li>41:34 — Watchlist</li>
<li>43:00 — Outro</li>
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