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Hello

Welcome to Review.

That Review the podcast dedicated to reviewing

Review.

We're just like Siskel & Ebert, only instead of reviewing cinematic masterpieces, we

that's Chelsey Donn,

And that's Trey Gerrald.

And together we are.

The Review Queens!

If you like what you're hearing and you want to support our show while getting

Chelsey goose, girl, I got cooked yesterday.

think I need to go ahead and jump right on in,.

Please jump in.

But first, can I just mention that Trey's wearing a shirt with pretzels on it and it's making me

So trail looks beautiful in a turquoise shirt with pretzels on them before he

Here

I love a damn pretzel.

All right.

I have to:

lodge A Complaint.

Against car dealerships.

If any listeners out there, if you work for a car dealership, if you went to car dealers one-oh-one

Uh, I'm lodging a complaint against you for a quick preface.

I'm going to not go into all the details cause it's not that interesting, but I

I've been, I joined a program that was started by a former car dealer who owned

And once they ended that career, they wanted to create full transparency for buyers and

Whoever has control.

Win's the deal.

So I have been training for 30 days.

I have been like figuring out, they ask you very specifically worded questions

And the whole thing is about everything is built in with fluff and you have to

That's why prices never reflect what they were on the website.

So I have been training.

I went to do my first test run and came home crying.

And I went to two different dealerships and I just, you know, I even prepped talked, you know,

They will be more skilled than me.

And I will always end with a better deal than I started with be patient

It just sleazy, disgusting, horrible feeling.

And on top of it all, this is really my complaint.

Something that's not discussed or advertised is dealerships, every

Of upwards of five, $6,000 to the made up MSRP.

MSRP.

If you didn't know, it was a made up number dealerships pay an invoice

So the MSRP is a made up number.

It doesn't, it's not real, it's meant to be negotiated, but they're

Five $6,000.

So I was completely unprepared for that and it was very demoralizing, but I did negotiate

So.

I just am sharing with our Review!

Queens out there.

I haven't even tiptoed into car dealership reviews because it's too upsetting for me right now.

And I think I may not be able to lease a car right now in my life.

So I'm going to have to put it on hold and figure out how to commute around.

I might be using the bus.

This is a true story.

So that's where I'm at.

I.

I don't know.

And I cried the last time, but I cried and, uh, I took a nap Right before this recording.

So hopefully, you know, I'm just in a very dark place.

So I'm sharing that coming in, but I have a very fun Review!

for today.

So that's where I'm at.

I'm lodging a complaint against the entire structure with which car dealerships are built.

It's the only industry that exists where the price isn't fair and it is.

It doesn't plane.

So you have to be in battle.

And that's a very frustrating, so that's my complaint, Chelsey, what you got to say?

I know you have many years of experience with leasing.

That's terrible.

I know they do try to take advantage.

It's upsetting, especially as a woman, I imagine as a gay man, like, it just feels like you're

I had a terrible experience with my last lease too.

And I'm sorry, I just feel so bad that you left in tears.

Like I really, I feel protective over you, so I want to like go over there and

And after that, and I'm sorry.

I'm already not like, and I'm not looking at like a Lexus

I'm literally looking at a very

I know you're like, I don't want to say the name, but like

unremarkable brand.

Yes.

All right.

That's A'..

Oh, I'm so sorry.

The thing is, is we are just in the culture that we are of the pandemic.

And so every brand is adding this market adjustment.

So it's just not the time supply and demand it's it is morally frustrating because

Consumers have suffered from the pandemic.

I recognize instead of getting 300 cars a month.

Three, so they need to make money, but it is sort of, it feels disgusting

And so I think I just can't do a car Right.

now.

I'm going to have to wait until a couple of years when the market readjusts.

Oh God.

So much.

let's let it go.

I'm happy to be here where it's going to be more fun.

So Chelsey, why you share, what do you want to complain about today?

My complaint, I feel like is a lot more basic.

And again, you know, whatever, we don't need to preface this by saying that I'm privileged.

I know that I am, you know, dishwashers.

Great.

Love him.

Why is there a dryer setting?

I don't get it.

Does it ever work?

Every single time I do a load in the dishwasher.

I put the heated dry option on so that everything will be dry when I take it out.

And yet every single time.

I opened up the dishwasher, especially.

Yeah, especially the top shelf.

Like the top shelf is like a disaster.

You gotta be like timing things out.

I gotta get the bottom shelf done.

Cause if I start with the top shelf, I'm just going to soak the whole bottom shelf.

And then this is a nightmare.

I have to get a towel.

It's really taking a long time.

It feels all of a sudden, like slower than if I would have just washed the

Like what's going on.

Yeah.

I've definitely noticed that when you have like, on the top of cups,

It's like, how did you not go away?

I don't understand.

I don't get

a very small square footage of space that you're pumping heat.

And how has it not trying?

Yeah.

I'm like, maybe I'm over stuffing it.

That's the only thing I can think of.

I don't know.

Do you do that?

I do overstuff her, but like, I feel like I overstuff within reason.

Like, I'm not like half hazard about the way that I load my dishwasher.

I'm always putting things in a way that I know that they're going to get

It is crazy though.

Why don't you do a Review Queen test and do 10% less than usual and

All right.

I'll do a smaller load and see if it makes a difference.

So I can let you guys

I'm serious.

I want to know if

all right.

Okay.

I'm going to do it.

I will commit.

I'm going to load, I mean, a low dishes all the time.

I'm going to load half a load and let you know.

Load love it.

All right.

Well, I feel, I feel,

um, I feel expressed.

I dunno if I feel better.

but I feel like at least it's, um, shared, please.

If anyone works in the car business, please reach out.

If anyone works in the dishwasher machine business, please reach out.

In the meantime, Chelsey, should we jump into some online reviews?

Great idea.

We should definitely do that.

As you already know, we are your trustee Review!

Queens.

We each bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

We breed you the Review!

break it down and rate the impact of the said Review!

on a scale from zero to five crowns.

It's a very Regal process that we call.

Assess That Kvetch

Trey, you are first, today.

Take it away.

RQ T

Review That Review.

All right.

I have a very special share today.

I have a new source today from a little website called AirbnbHell.com.

God.

I love it.

you ever heard of this?

I haven't.

But like, I always get done shy about booking Airbnb.

And so I feel like I'm going to be a good person to receive this.

Well, I, since the inception of this podcast have always scoured Airbnb

Review!.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

I have a plethora that I have been sourcing from AirbnbHell.com.

So we will get into that as we continue to move forward with the show.

But I have a really fun one today.

Now, when you write on AirbnbHell you don't have to give your name.

Okay.

So we're going to say that this was written by K.

So this is a review from AirbnbHell.com.

Title.

Dangerous road and smelled like a dungeon.

Okay.

Now this was written August of 2020.

Here we go.

We fell for the fabulous location lie, the photos and description of this Airbnb disguised.

That house was on a dangerous road with no verge.

The photos didn't show the steep nail biting walk on the yellow lines, clinging to the

Much further from the parking lot than advertised.

It seemed impossible to get luggage to the door, let alone children.

The photos didn't show the dingy grimy, unloved interior with just a hard wooden chair to sit

Didn't show the fly paper in the kitchen complete with fly Corpses!

Photos can't convey the dank damp smell that hits you as you walk in.

The photos don't show the depressing feel of the place nor the barbecue grill like mattresses.

couldn't believe anyone would.

So shamelessly advertise this house as beautiful!

Because photos can't convey, smell or danger parentheses would have died trying to

Airbnb ruled in the lying hosts favor.

We lost our holiday and our money.

Never again.

Okay.

So something fun here.

Yeah.

So if you're on our Patreon, you will get to see this, um, gorgeous listing.

Let's go through

you fast.

So you found the actual.

Yes.

They shared the listing with us.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

This is why I'm afraid of Airbnb.

You guys.

This is actually an Aberdonian, which is in Wales, United Kingdom.

Okay.

This is $89 a night.

It is a three bedroom, four beds, one bath.

And let's just look through some of the photos.

So the main photo you want to describe Chelsey?

The main photo is of a beach and like a mountain side, maybe.

yeah, I think that's where the house actually is up there.

You'll see.

So there are

26 photos.

the house is in the mountain side.

Okay.

It actually is like on a beautiful cliff.

Like this is all very beautiful.

That looks a little dingy.

it does look dingy, right?

It does look like it would smell.

the photo of the living room looks like it's like very old carpeting

Like cigarettes were smoked in it.

I don't know.

I wouldn't what's hung on the walls.

Is that just like unframed printed pieces of paper yucky.

Okay.

It looks

It looks small

looks small and it looks old.

Yeah, Look at this radio.

And also there, we've seen two rooms with a fireplace, that has a wheeling

So that's already curious to me, and then this table is pushed against a cabinet, so

Yeah, no,

who looked at those curtains?

those curtains look not good.

All of this is

bedding looks old,

I would already like, not want to do this.

you know, the batting does not look good.

Oh, view's gorgeous

The view is amazing.

So it seems like what they've done is the, the first few photos are

And then the rest of the photos are of the actual, I don't even know if I would

Cause it looks quite small, but the, yeah, all the photos of the exterior, they have like a

We're pulling this from the actual listing, not the Review!

right.

Correct because the actual review was taken down and the only

Uh, this particular unit, oh my God gross.

So this website, just so that I'm clear this website, Airbnbhell.com.

Are they taking screenshots of these one-star reviews and placing

Is that why we have them?

Thank you for asking that.

Cause that's very important.

Yeah.

A lot of times users will post Like the communication that was shared,

chat or whatever.

Yeah.

but this is like the actual entry.

You see this?

Do you see the stairs?

There's definitely not a sidewalk.

I would say that the width is like so narrow.

Like there's a trash can outside and that's really all you have room for is

And it's not even a large trashcan, that's like a skinny trashcan.

it's weird.

It, I think there are some points here for K like you would be shocked, especially

Yeah.

There's

no way.

to navigate

When I think of Airbnb, I think of like renting a home where there would presumably

I was a little bit surprised when they said that they had to park somewhere and

Like that seemed odd to.

but I liked the Servia because they specifically link to.

the listing, which a lot of times people won't do.

So I appreciated the extra contact.

well, I'd never heard the expression.

No verge.

Maybe that's like a British thing.

I had that question as well.

Yeah.

Okay.

What about the hard wooden chair being the only furniture?

Cause even in these terrible photos, there's more furniture than just a hard wooden chair.

I can't imagine there being a space with just a singular hardwood and Sharon.

It.

Well, I'm curious about that because we're looking at this in 2022.

So I wonder if they updated the photos.

Like if you didn't really see a bunch of images from the inside, then I don't know.

I still feel like that's like on you.

Like you're the person choosing to book, but I do think that this review is reeking with value and.

Maybe

even unique information back in 2020, if like you couldn't tell that it was on this cliff side.

And I think that's what we're dealing with here.

It really upsets me that Airbnb allows for these, you know, photos to be taken down.

Like there should be some sort of.

Reviews, but there should also be something it's like in order to get like fine.

It's like, if you want this Review!

to be taken down, then you should have to like submit all kinds of updates

You know what I mean?

Like if it's like, we completely did a like full Renato of this property in late 20, 20.

Airbnb here's new images.

Can we take this Review!

down then?

I kind of think it's okay.

Cause it's, it's no longer a representative of what we're seeing,

So the pictures that you're seeing today, this Review!

seems pretty accurate.

yeah, I'm in agreement.

So what do you think about this, um, fly

Oh my God.

I'm so glad you brought it up.

Cause I had it started my notes gross.

That is completely unacceptable.

Well, I think the fact that it's littered with fly corpses

Or even if it was like we had a fly infestation, we put it up.

Then it's like, take that shit down before the guests got there.

That's exactly my point.

Right.

But I thought the phrase fly corpses was hysteria.

Sarah called?

I did think there was like some humor.

What do we think that a, a barbecue, like mattresses.

Barbecue grid like mattress.

So I guess those old timey, like Springs that are in like grid

Oh, barbecue grad.

So like uncomfortable

I imagine they have very old timey mattresses based on those pictures.

and would have died trying to take a photo of the front.

Well, that's my question.

How do you get furniture?

Maybe that's why there was only a wooden chair.

Right.

glad that I know that this website exists now.

Yeah.

It is like a really nice resource because you can't rely on Airbnb for negative reviews

Right.

because the photos and the descriptions don't actually

Exactly.

Yeah.

I mean, the spelling is pretty great.

I think there was maybe one or two issues here.

do you think that this would be like a common experience booking this hotel or this cottage?

I do think so.

Especially if they weren't enough photos, like if there aren't enough

Yeah.

It's like cat fishing, you

It is like catfish.

like a, you're going to get caught

Yeah, exactly.

I think I can crown K.

I think I can Two, you ready?

Yeah, let's do it.

The Queens are Tabulating.

Oh, interesting.

I'm holding up four crowns trays holding up four and a half crowns.

It's funny.

I was actually personally struggling between three and a half and four.

I was almost wishing I could do 3.75 here, but I feel like in the end, my feeling is

Viewing the images of the property.

I feel like there is a little bit of onus to be placed on K, just because if

That being said, I think every single point they made is completely valid.

It seems totally gross and dangerous.

And I'm sorry that they had this experience.

So for that reason, I decided to go with four crowns.

Why Ford?

I hear that.

Yeah.

So I said four and a half.

Everything you just said.

I do think that if some of these images were not listed originally, then it is sort of hard

Because I appreciate that.

Kay took action after their negative review was removed and they went to a source and they

So I think that that's very queenly.

I didn't go with the whole five because it is, it is sort of like subjective.

Maybe like if you don't care about certain, you know, I don't know.

maybe the no verge, isn't an issue for you if you like hiking, you know?

So I said four and a half.

Yikes.

Everyone be careful out there when you're on Arabic.

Oh man.

If I was afraid before, I'm definitely afraid.

Now we, we, we have eight there's a pie from,

All right, so this, so this isn't totally a reply, but I did want to

Oh, wow.

Okay.

the new description.

Now.

One of the cheapest and aberdyfi essentially, this is an all caps essential to read entire listing.

Our historic cottage provides all caps, basic, not luxury accommodation.

It has a new kitchen, tub, shower, windows, et cetera.

It has not been modernized, but it has everything you need.

Everyone comments on its peaceful atmosphere and gorgeous views.

Individual radiators provide heating.

There is no internet, but usually good mobile signal.

Chimneys are blocked.

Please.

Don't use ornamental fireplaces parking at Penn car park, 170 meters away caps.

Please be aware.

The cottage is raised up above the village road with no foot.

There is a cut through by Penn park, just 50 meters away.

Okay.

I think that's very interesting.

I think that speaks a lot to what I was saying before, where it's like, if you're going to

like this.

I mean, I'm of two minds with this kind of stuff.

I don't want the, like the individual trying to make a living to be completely taken down.

I do wish that they would maybe do something for the person that had such a bad experience.

Maybe Airbnb could do something.

I don't know, but like, I think someone should do something to address these concerns or

I don't think that that should go unnoticed, but I do think if you're going to be completely

Then you're not misleading anybody.

You're saying this is a cheap rental, it's cheap for a reason it's not updated.

And this is what you're getting.

You know, we will never know if this was added after the fact, I would

But now I am sort of, of the mind they, they use the word cheapest

They say it hasn't been modernized.

So, you know, you can't, then you cannot be upset because you've chosen and they even say

Yeah.

And then it does make me think, like, what you're saying with the five-star reviews is that maybe

I could never afford to stay here, but because of this property, I could afford

So I don't know.

Does that change your opinion at all?

Or what do you think?

Not really just makes me like happy that they updated their description.

And they're trying to make it clear that everybody should really pay

I

too.

I feel like they're at least trying to be transparent,

exactly, but I'm not going to hold that against

but it would keep, I mean, that has a bigger impact.

It would keep me from booking it.

Cause I was already like, I don't want to book this but that they're really like this isn't nice.

I'm like, okay.

Next.

The end result is still, I'm not going to book this place, whether

So I'm okay with that.

Oh boy.

All right.

Well, I'm always excited for a new source.

Trey.

It's really fun.

Every listener should go at.

It's like a fun, little mindless read of like it's the review section on crack

All right.

Good.

Review!.

Thank you.

All right, let's take a quick break.

And when we come back, we can get into Chelsey Goose's.

Yay.

Love it.

BRB.

Hold

your crown.

We'll be right back.

Chelsey it's time to take a quick spin on the Meryl-Go-Round.

Let's play.

' VOICEOVER: I don't feel like an icon.

A'..

Here's the deal.

Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger.

And with 30 seconds on the clock, we'll take turns, trying to recite the

Just like queen Merrill, who does it?

before the clock runs out.

All right.

My Charles, what is your zinger for today?

Okay.

My zinger is from Google.

It is a one star review written by Z w no subject.

The Review!

is for CVS and the Review!

is always closes long before listed closing time, which is upsetting

annoying.

All right

Well, I'm obviously going to strap you in to one of the infants.

over seats.

Yes, I'm there.

Okay.

Are you ready?

Are you going to hop on your 10 foot long CVS receipt

Yes.

I feel like Indiana Jones.

Like I have my lung rope, but I have my seat.

Yeah.

All right.

all right, here we go.

Three, Two, One, GO!.

always closes long before the listed, closing time.

soap opera.

Shakespeare

Always closes long before listed closing time.

Disney teen drama.

Two,.

Oh my

Right on the clock.

I got it in.

And you got six.

Woo.

All right.

All right.

Trey.

Where's your zinger from.

Today.

I also ironically, have a review from.

Google.

This is for super cut, not to be confused with super cuts in flushing Queens, the nanny

One star review.

I almost lost my ear.

Oh, no, that is horrifying.

Okay.

So in honor of the nanny, I was going to just like straight up, strap you in a Fran

So you know how Fran Drescher shows up at the guy's house to like sell makeup or whatever.

And she has like, those suitcase I'm strapping you into like one of those suitcases, full makeup

Avon calling.

calling.

Exactly.

You're you're strapped into some Avon.

Are you ready?

I hope it's a pink Cadillac.

Well, it just might be, if you sell enough just

All right.

I'm going to

So you're not just working for the, when you're working for the pink

All right, lets do it Tuesday.

Okay.

Yes, I'm ready.

Here we go.

do it.

Three, Two, One, GO!.

show

I almost lost an ear.

Disney, mellow drama.

Lifetime

almost,

film new are

I almost lost the Nia.

superhero

almost saw Austin here.

show

I almost lost out here.

drama.

thought that

Oh my God.

Try.

I think you definitely got the pink catalog.

Let me just say yes, queen.

That is 8, 8, 8.

Wow.

I'm proud of

good.

Very good.

Congratulations.

to go to the actual Supercuts

Review That Review.

doke.

We are back from that game break, which I won.

And it is your turn Chelsey.

Where is your Review!

from this week?

Okay.

So this week my Review!

is from TripAdvisor.

So this is another restaurant in Review!, which I know Trey is extremely equipped for.

Cause he loves fine dining.

So.

This is for the French laundry in Napa D have you heard of this restaurant?

Okay.

So this is like a very, obviously famous, expensive, nice restaurant

So this review is written.

Oh, Jesus.

I hate when there's a name.

I can't say I might need to spell it and I'm going to have to give the same

So it's J E N E S A I S Q U O I capital V O Jetta se, qua Genesee, qua V.

Wow.

I really don't read French you guys.

So like, but that's funny.

Cause it doesn't Genesis.

Acqua me.

Like I don't know, or something like that.

I thought I, was going to say CWA

I, this Jen.

Genesee.

Oh, Jenna said, woah.

Yeah.

Jenna

I dunno.

I took

I don't know guys.

I don't

And, um, what kind of dog is this?

You didn't say.

Okay.

Yeah.

Sorry.

So this is a Jetta Siqua viz one dot review of the French laundry.

The subject is how can you have such amazing food and horrible service?

Oh, my God.

get ready.

Here we go.

Yes, this restaurant is unbelievable, delicious, incredible dishes, not so much gastronomic

Let me recount.

First we were a table of seven women.

It was a girl's weekend in Napa.

The Semillon Gaye and the first server that came to our table were nice.

Then this older, bald man came over.

He told us that if we wanted to go across the street to the French laundry

We went over, which you should check out halfway during your meal.

It's pretty cool.

And took some great pics.

We came back to our table and asked the same man to come take some pics of us outside.

He came out and said, guess who's downstairs outside about to come in girls.

And my friend said who?

And he said, look, there's Will Ferrell.

Okay.

My friends started gushing and we're very excited.

They are big fans, but why is this server drawing attention to his clientele?

That's not professional in a three-star Michelin not to mention any restaurant.

Then he says to my friends, would you like me to go ask him if he will take

My friends start getting excited saying yes, yes, yes.

Then he says, huh, too bad.

I won't and walks away.

Who does that?

Are you kidding?

Later in the meal, he comes over to our table and says to my friend sitting next

I would ask your blonde friend pointing at me, but I can tell she's the

Then the third wonderful remark from Mr.

Sunshine came at the dessert course.

One of our friends is a vegetarian and they brought her out of creme de LA.

I jokingly said, wow, she got the special dessert.

And I did not even say it to him.

I didn't even know he was listening.

To which he replies she's special and you're not so deal with it.

How can you treat people who pay $800 plus per person like this?

No response from manager, either.

What a disgrace.

I even called Amex, F H R who I booked this restaurant through to

Oh, my God.

Wow.

I mean, Jenna said, wow,

that really took a turn.

This.

it didn't, it didn't that

at first, I was like, why does every fancy restaurant Review!

about how good the chef is and help that the services like that is such a

kind of a youth thing, which has kind of a youth.

What do you mean.

Because there are people, especially people that want to go to French

And that's why they're here and that's what they want to read.

So just because you're not the kind of person that loves that, I just always like to point out

right.

It's my bias.

Right, right,

it's your bias.

I was like, what do you mean?

I don't like over defense.

Okay.

No, of course.

But I, first of all, I was taken by the.

Genesee Siqua painted a very strong visual of who this waiter was by calling them bald.

Like I instantly got a little like, huh?

Like I, well, I, well, I mean, I, I have been balding, but I sort of instantly

Yeah.

But then I sort of, by the end, when he said you're not special, she is deal with that.

I started to think about like when you're in kindergarten and like the

I'm like, is this person flirting

Yes.

It was very odd behavior.

I don't know.

I don't really understand what the whole like.

Beef was between him and her.

And also like I found the whole Will Ferrell thing.

So icky and weird, like I completely was in agreement with Jenessa CWA when

This is a nice restaurant.

This isn't like, we're at some like McDonald's or Arby's and in walks will Farrell.

And everybody is like, oh my God, like, this is a nice restaurant where

Every single.

Like, that's just the kind of place that it is.

So for them to do that, I thought that was bizarre.

And then to do it only to tee up,

Ha too bad,

I mean, come

like, Okay.

wait, let's just sort of pull back for a second.

Do you think there's any world where there was a sarcastic humor, whether appropriate or

Or do you think this bald person is truly a horrifying.

No, I think that it was a circus sarcastic

I am thinking that as well, too,

was not working.

You

and completely displaced.

I don't think that a waiter at a fine dining restaurant should be sarcastic.

Right.

Exactly.

Well, it's also like we're not at Dick's last resort where

This is like, okay, here's a question.

Cause that's not my world.

So they said this is a three star Michelin.

How is that?

That doesn't sound good to me.

Is that how high is the rating for Michelin?

does it go to five?

You got a Michelin star for your restaurant.

And that means like your restaurants amazing.

Like, oh my God, your restaurant got a Michelin star.

So getting three Michelin stars would

it's a really big

yeah, it would mean that three on three different years on three

So like, that is like, that is a really big deal.

It kind of upsets me on behalf of Jenna Siqua that like, there was wrong things done here were these

And then they told us not to take any more photos until after this course, I

And like are getting whatever and constantly getting up to take

Like I thought that was weird, maybe that is recommended, but I thought it was a

I wrote that down.

Yeah.

Like I assumed, okay, when we're done the meal, then we'll go to the garden or

Like, I didn't think it was strange that.

We're kept interrupting the meal and then they got that note about that.

Like, I, I don't know.

There was something about that that felt a little fishy,

Well, it did occur to me as well.

Like they were invited to attend to the garden across the street.

So that did make me think.

You know, go and view it, take your pictures.

And then there's no reason to ever return because you've completed the task.

So to be going back and forth, I think it's probably uncommon.

And so then for them to request that you don't is sort of like, okay, we'll read the room,

Yeah.

It should be an outrageously decade at extraordinary experience and to be

So I really am with Jen.

I do believe Jen, I think.

Yeah, I'm saying like, I started to say like, I'm was mad that the manager

Like everybody's going to go to French laundry.

Nobody's not going to go there because Jen had this bad experience.

So I don't really need to give you attention was like what I was feeling from this.

And I don't like that at all.

no, I think that's inappropriate.

I think like you're a service based hospitality industry.

Like you have to at least pick up the phone and apologize.

Right.

Exactly.

Whereas like the only thing I could possibly think of being lost in the

that too.

Yup.

welfare all moment, the mean moment, the you're

I do have a question.

Yeah.

I do have a question about context here, because I am curious.

Some of this has taken out of context because the quotes that are attributed to the ball person

Like I just, I imagine, like, I can't imagine someone saying like

Like in a real honest statement, like that is so absurd.

that you're the mean one of the group is pushing well, that's crossing the line,

Really good.

Really solid.

Again, like we did use caps.

I tried to read accordingly when we did, but not to an excessive amount.

I don't know.

I think it's funny.

I really got a sense of who this character was.

And I can see, even if I read it, like in a, like fake French accent or something

Over the top character who is just crossing the line, and it's just coming across really gross.

I also thought it was interesting.

That there doesn't seem to be consensus amongst the friend group.

And it makes me wonder if other people were having such a bad experience with Mr.

Sunshine or if it was just Zen, because it seemed like Mr.

Sunshine was not a fan of Jen and came at her because the other girls, like, when

I dunno, there were like getting the special attention with the special dessert.

I wish they would've said like we were all so offended.

Good point picking that up.

Cause it does seem like not everyone in the seven group of women was in

Yeah.

There's so much positive happening here.

And it does seem a little bit like Jen is maybe attracting this negative

And again, that's completely obviously me reading between the lines, but it

So is this a deal breaker?

Would this keep you from going to the French

Definitely not.

And I think the French laundry knows that maybe that's why they probably don't care.

I think I can crown Janice.

Acqua.

How about you?

Yes, let's do it.

Oh,

The Queens are Tabulating.

Wow.

Are you serious?

whoa.

crazy.

Okay.

So I am holding a three and a half crowns and tray is holding up one crowd, which never happened.

All right.

Try it.

Let us know why you gave a Acqua.

I don't think this is because I've been having a bad day.

I think all that is valuable for me in this Review!

is that the management didn't seem to want to rectify experience.

And the star is really because I got a really big laugh out of imagining.

Altruistic offensive, sarcastic bully of a bald man being so mean to Zen, but it's not

And like, you know, it's like, I recognize you want to have a really lovely

And I think this person was sort of a jerk in the retelling, but I could also see.

Jen was just offended.

So I said one-star, if I want to go to the French laundry, this is going to have zero impact on me.

Why did you say three and a half?

I said three and a half, because I think that Genesis qual should have

And then I feel like it would have been a lot more accurate.

I liked the way that they really described the entire situation.

I just liked the storytelling here and I thought there was a lot of

Personality a good chuckle.

There was so much in this that was very specific and unique, which I love in a

I don't think at the end of the day, this would impact me going.

So that's what I took points off for, but everything else was kind of hitting for me.

So that was why I went with three and a half grounds.

Love it really fun.

That's really fun.

Let's go to the French laundry and,

Um, I got to

a cost.

I think as long as I'm prepared, I can come up with a good quippy reply.

Like I could go head to head with the bald man and I would be okay.

I think.

I think so too, that would maybe be fun,

Yeah,

but we could save a lot of money and just got a Dex.

That's true.

And just maybe a snake into the gardens.

All right.

My queen, we have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Who are you?

Trey and ducting for

My Royal highness.

Okay.

So today I am going to induct a product that is very important in my life.

Now this is called A'.

Thompson Tee.

T E E.

So basically I, I think that David found this company on shark tank, like season one or two.

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that's so nice.

crazy.

I am an excessive sweater and I have to tell you, the Thompson Tees have truly changed my life.

I will never wear a button-down without a tops and tee underneath, it is truly a

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So the color of your armpit on your exterior shirt, never.

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It really is miraculous.

I don't know who came up with this idea.

It's great.

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I have been for many years and I just purchased five more, which reminded me.

So this week I'm inducting truly, truly a queen and the industry Thompson Tee

love it.

This is such a great idea.

I'll tell a little story in the after-show about a sweater that I now

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Yes.

We always have time for Royal reviews.

Oh my goodness.

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This is not your time.

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