Shownotes
Description: The festival that once discovered new bands now discovers new ways to data-mine your bowel movements. While tech bros with expensive sneakers debate "post-digital consciousness," actual musicians are relegated to Instagram backdrop duty in their own backyard.
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This scorcher dissects how counterculture breeds commerce with surgical precision. Why? Because nothing gives a tech bro a harder boner than monetizing your rebellion. The VCs patrol Austin like colonial explorers with Patagonia vests instead of pith helmets, expertly harvesting authenticity while their startups hemorrhage cash. That $18 toast isn't breakfast—it's the corpse of creativity wearing AirPods.