Description: Silicon Valley's latest fever dream promises Lord of the Rings on a PornHub budget while "disruptors" self-congratulate in an endless loop until the final climax of render. From AI Chads speedrunning creativity to algorithms that think they're Peter Jackson, we're watching the death of craftsmanship in real-time—now with added fire emojis.

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Maximum heat because we're watching techbros murder art while calling it innovation. These digital sweatshop owners aren't just cutting corners—they're eliminating the entire fucking geometry of filmmaking. Sure, your AI can generate Middle-earth in 26 minutes, but it's got all the soul of a cryptocurrency whitepaper and the artistic integrity of a Instagram filter having a stroke.