Watch the very highly requested Solo Leveling Ep 3 with your favorite Southern Senpias!

Howdy, it's the Southern Senpai Show where small town Southerners explore

big time Japanese entertainment, anime, manga, and everything in between.

Here's your hosts, Nicholas and DJ.

What's going on, y'all?

Southern Senpais here.

My name is Nicholas.

We are two southern guys.

I'm DJ and we're a black and a white guy.

What are you doing?

You messed up the intro.

No, the intro is, what's going on y'all?

This is Southern Senpais here.

Two southern guys who explore Japanese culture together.

I'm Nicholas.

You know what?

You're DJ.

I am.

And what are we doing today, DJ?

You act like you said it like that.

That's the intro, right?

You didn't say it like that.

That's the intro?

You messed it up.

I'm just saying that's the intro, right?

No, still, it's not.

All right.

Apparently I don't know how to do the intro, no, in

historic I have You know what?

I'll just release an episode of GGOHs Messing Up the Beginnings.

Don't act like I know I mess up the beginnings, but I didn't mess up this one.

Today we're watching so Episode 3.

It's a watch a log.

And The past two episodes were pretty good.

Pretty good.

This one is also brought to you by Modelo.

Modelo Especial.

Which Actually, It's Modelo Mango y Chile.

Gotcha.

Okay.

I don't know if that's special or that it could be.

Yeah, so you know what the greatest part about living in Living in the South?

What?

What?

We want different flavors of alcohol other cultures are like, oh, yeah,

dude, check this out And you're like, why don't we have more of this?

Why wasn't this the american standard?

because Maybe we might be late.

All probably because it's moonshine, right?

That's true.

You moonshine has a bunch of different flavors.

I mean you're from tennessee So it has a you can make moonshine taste just about

anything everyone went to actually All you gotta do is put the fruit in there.

Yeah, but that yeah for the most part and then on top of that I went to this

place in Kentucky that they had moonshine that tasted like like sweet potato pie.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

And they had another one that tasted like a cru.

Then you, and then you got that.

But that butter cake.

Yeah, butter cake, but then you got some spread that was sweet potato.

Remember?

Yeah.

Shout out to Smith Creek.

That's where they were from.

Smith Creek.

Smith Creek and Upper Mills in Nashville.

Shout out.

Do you guys have any cool moonshine alcohol distilleries in Louisiana?

Yeah, sure.

Do you, that you know of, that you've been to?

No, not that I've been to.

Oh, I, my thing is Tony Chachere's.

That's right.

It's made with Tony Chachere's on it.

Although to be fair, Tony Chachere's is pretty good.

Yeah.

And then they got slap your mama and they got, I don't really know of a

dish you can't put Tony Chachere's on.

I think this is one of those all seasonings, I think.

Yeah.

People like Obey or what is it?

Obey?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Obey.

I like that seasoning.

I like to put that on, on, on seafood.

Tony Chachere's all day.

Smokin like a true Louisianan.

My dad's from Maryland, so that's why I know a whole bunch about Obey.

But you can't put, here's the thing, you can't put Obey on steak.

You know what I'm saying?

It's like specifically for seafood.

It tastes weird on steak and all that stuff, but Totus

Asterix, you can put it on both.

Yeah, exactly.

That's why it's better.

We don't have the studio intros to these episodes.

We just have the episode itself.

If you're, Funimation is gone.

It's extinct.

Yeah because of the American imperialist.

Because Sony was like, oh, anime's popular now?

Let me get that.

Isn't Sony Japanese?

So they're a Japanese imperialist.

We gotta teach them well.

Yeah.

We teach pretty well over here in America.

Anyway, we're gonna press play and start 3, 2, 1.

Okay, because he just got sacrificed on this altar.

And then a little thing came up.

And then I was like, bro, let me get them sneaks.

What happened to the singing ones?

Y'all ain't going to come over here either.

Just the warrior guys.

Okay, cool.

Congratulations on becoming a player.

I wish you could do this in real life.

Like solo level stuff in real life.

Imagine taking a test.

Like every time you took a biology test and you passed, you

actually got better at biology.

That'd be great.

You would be, you'd be a master at a bunch of stuff by now.

Oh yeah.

As much shit I've failed.

Imagine every time you fought someone you had plus one fighting abilities.

Yeah.

Instead of spending a year and a half to get plus two.

Oh my gosh!

Oh he has purple hair.

I thought it was Someone else.

Your name's Woo?

That's really stu Your name Your blonde hair and blue eyes, there's

no way anyone's name is Woo.

I'll be honest with you, man.

I am not I'm not digging this intro.

No, I'm not.

I'm not.

No, I'm not.

The show's nice, but I don't like this intro.

I don't know I don't know I don't know if I'm into the show.

I don't know if I'm into the show or they just leave good

cliffhangers on the episodes.

Probably a mixture of both, because if Judy is in one more episode, I'm just,

I don't know if I can handle this.

Is that like a cultural thing that they make the women like that?

Or do you think that's just a male not understanding women thing?

That is an all around the world male writers, not a being able to write women.

Like I seriously see there's a whole bunch of female characters

out there that are just.

Annoying as hell when it comes to anime, but then there's a whole bunch

of female characters that are really awesome So one thing I have noticed

is that mangakas, people who create manga who are married They write really

great female characters surprisingly because they get laid every day.

They actually appreciate women So do you think they're doing it on purpose

or you think it's just the fact that they just don't get laid to be fair a

lot of animators spend a lot of time in their room and not outside Socializing

not that they don't touch grass.

But it's because the inside animating So what do you want?

You want anime or you want them to touch grass?

You can't have both, then what you do both is they get married And then she

touches him while he's inside animating Oh, he retired good no, she's gonna

be pushed to the wayside Oh, she's gonna resign fantastic I this show

actually i'm sticking with the show now

How what do you mean

Really that's because of a protagonist bro.

Do you not know?

Oh, what, so you think he did it somehow?

That's so stupid.

Why would you believe that?

It's a magical portal which anything can happen, and you believe that he just

Oh, okay, that makes more sense.

This man hit the Kaio ken.

A monometer.

This is a monometer.

Mamma Mia!

It's a Mamma Mia pizzeria.

Oh my god.

You want a large fake doll or something?

Again, I'm using the scene enhancers.

This is pretty, this episode's getting better by the second.

Damn, gross.

I ain't gonna lie.

I appreciate this man.

He's look, I just gotta check you out real fast.

Oh, you're still a bitch?

See ya.

You still ain't shit?

All right, cool.

You have your limbs back?

I think that's a dub right there.

You saw that the whole time?

You have unread messages.

What is this, Gmail?

Why does every woman just so mean to him?

What is going on?

I'm in the hospital.

And it's about her.

I think this might be a cultural thing.

I don't know, man.

I've met Japanese chicks before.

They're usually not as how should I say?

Bitchy is this person.

Although, to be fair, I haven't met every Japanese woman ever.

So there's a strong possibility.

Draw those generalizations!

There's some Japanese woman out there like, How dare, I am a bitch!

How dare you say that!

Okay, so these people have like random eye colors.

So if you could choose a different eye color, which one would you do?

Oh, no, I'd keep my eye color.

Nah, bro I'd totally change my color.

My color is just straight up black like legally black and let people like oh,

you know You can't have black eyes.

They're usually just dark brown.

No The u.

s.

Government was like damn, bro You have no soul in them holes

I personally no chicks really.

Oh, dude, look push up set squats running

Oh, so he doesn't do a hundred push ups and a hundred sit

ups, he'll get a penalty?

Huh, bro, they went down.

Hey, I don't know if you remember that giant statue we're in.

I probably would just listen to some shit.

Me, personally, I would want to get one of those those weird ass mantis shrimp eyes.

That's right.

Really?

Yeah, man.

'cause they got three eyes in one eye.

So really they have six eyes that like, we have like binocular vision, right?

One in each one.

They have six ocular vision or whatever the number is.

Yeah, I wouldn't want that.

And they gotta, they can see every single they can see like heat,

they can see like ultra light.

They can see like a whole bunch of stuff.

I'd love that.

Just put on some shades, you're good to go.

The hoes will never know.

And I'd be like, Hey did you just text that person?

No, you're going to lie to me.

Seriously.

I can see radio waves and you're going to tell me I can see your heat.

There's no trap here.

Clearly I can see all the ultraviolet rays, bro, what is the trope with pushing

up the glasses being cool type of thing?

As someone who wears glasses, I've, it's literally just I

don't know how to explain it.

It's because you don't wear glasses.

You do sometimes, but that's only when you're concentrating on something.

As someone who like regularly wears them, you do that when you got to lock in, bro.

I don't have nothing else to explain to you.

Huh, okay.

Oh, strength quest, tra Oh!

Strength training?

Okay, so when he fails to do something, he has to Woah!

He goes to hell?

Goal, survive.

4 hours?!

Bro, you trippin bro.

Why is there always a chair knocked over?

You weren't even in there.

You weren't even in that chair!

If life really was like this, so it's Oh, okay, cool.

I earned, Heh.

In real life the penalty is that you just get fat when you start working out.

But it would be great if you just could never lose it.

Because then you, I think you work out to a point, you'd be like, you know what?

I love how it's just double titty shot just right now.

Wait, what was the Fan service.

Wait, is it?

They weren't even large.

They were just covered and everything.

It was like

He's been running for four hours.

I'm not gonna lie.

Have you ever, have you ran for four hours before?

No.

Around I kid you not, cause I've done a marathon before.

Around 30 minutes, you hit euphoria if you're really booking it, right?

Is that what the runner's high is?

I'll tell you this, that runner's high only lasts about an hour max.

And then it's just wham.

But then, If you can survive like another 30 minutes, do you think

regular second wins are crazy?

Oh boy I remember like when I was training for a marathon I was training

with one of my friends This to be fair I was back in high school.

So obviously a little bit more energy, right?

Anyway, and I was running literally like five miles like every day Like that was

my regular routine wake up five miles and then do it The rest of my day starts

so, He was like, oh my god, he's better than sex and I was like it is he must

be having terrible sex like just Awful p and v but he used to run way longer

and fast and like harder than I did And so one time I went on one of his

regiments and at the end I was like bro My endorphins are pumping so hard if I

feel like I sit down i'll explode Really?

Yeah It's Awesome.

It's not better than sex, but it is awesome.

Ha.

Oh, she's still here?

Oh, duh.

Ah, you know what?

I gotta call in a third opinion.

I gotta text her.

You know what's funny?

Is that I know hunters recover a lot faster than normal people, but this

is the wrong, off with this guy.

You know what?

I used to not believe stuff like this, right?

It was like, oh, it's so obvious.

How do you not, see it, right?

To see what, like when people say oh, making an anime or tv,

they go, oh, he, he's so weird.

Like, how?

Like how do we explain, oh, something about him is different?

And then they just don't report it.

And it's if they were reported these obvious differences that everyone else

sees, then it's like the main protagonist would've been caught earlier, or the

evil guy would've been caught earlier.

I used to think that was fake.

But how many times have you heard on a true crime documentary

everyone told the police and nothing happened for three years Yeah

So if these screens are up all the time No, you're correct

to stare at this person.

You should not be talking to yourself out loud it If these screens are up

all the time What if you're smashing?

And it's plus one.

What's going on here?

Goal achieved!

Success!

She achieved!

Orca!

Ooh, I thought that end was like the swastika for a second.

It's not, but Cutting it a little close there, ain't ya?

Them sweat droughts be big as a mug, bro.

Also, He doesn't have any PTSD from any of the stuff he just experienced?

He regularly goes through that kind of stuff because he's the lower ranked.

So he regularly deals with major trauma, unlike the rest of them.

Gotcha.

Alright.

So now you have to choose a class.

Alright, which class would you choose?

What are my choices?

You got like a hunter, and the other one, you got magic and stuff like that.

Healer, other stuff.

So you gave me two choices, hunter or healer?

You should oh, do you not know the rest of the classes?

No, I don't.

They're in the intro every time.

Okay, so you got you got the hunter, right?

Okay.

They have a swordsman.

And then What's a hunter do?

Like D& D stuff, it's like they have the ability to You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

You got the bard.

Whatever.

So if you knowing that, like which one would you choose?

I would probably be a swordsman.

Me, I'd be a swordsman.

Okay.

Would you use a broad sword or just a regular smaller sword?

I'd use a sword and a shield.

I would love to be a healer.

Why?

Why?

Because I'm like a swordsman.

Don't go over there.

I'ma do what I want to do, cause I'm the leader.

That's cool.

I get it.

I understand.

You're the leader.

You're in charge.

But, when you're bleeding out, Don't fucking look at me.

Do you understand?

Cause I told you not to fucking do it in the first place.

Don't look at me like, oh I need help, cause you're the healer.

You're like the field medic in the military.

Actually, yeah, my dad, actually, ironically, yeah.

Yeah, like your dad.

Yeah, my dad was a field medic.

And knowing my dad, that was probably his exact sentiment.

Hey man, don't do that.

Goes and does it.

Hey man, I told you not to do it.

It's funny because now my dad's a, doctor.

Yeah, he works in the medical field.

He's a pediatrician.

Who specifically helps kids with concussions.

It's like a, it's like a speciality.

Which is like when your kid gets hit in the head too hard.

And he's that's concussed, that's when he steps in, he's

Hey, I saw your kid get tackled.

One, he's not going to the NFL.

Two, I'ma help you out.

What's wrong with him, doctor?

My dad be like, I'm sorry, but he's just not him.

He's not built like that.

He's built different, but the other way.

Wrongly different.

He's not built different, he's built oddly.

He's built opposite.

Oh, so he can go in any dungeon he wants to.

That's cool.

A subway dungeon.

Oh, just him.

Was that Judy?

It looked exactly like Judy.

Judy Booty.

Big Booty Judy.

Judy.

Except she's Japanese she's built like a matchstick.

I've I've heard of a I've heard of bodybuilders that are Japanese.

And, I'm always wondering to myself especially nowadays,

there are taller Japanese guys.

So I've always wondered are there thick Japanese women?

Yeah, there is, there's one.

How do you know that?

In the end, I'm white.

I can sense these things.

It basically seeks me out.

You see the Kmart?

Oh, not the black goblins.

Not the black goblins.

Oh, it's a mohawk.

It's like a regular mohawk.

I thought it was like a Nevermind.

Oh, Grimer!

Oh, he's Weave Nation certified.

I didn't I apologize.

I did not know that.

I know they said oh, normal weapons don't work against them.

You have to use the these special weapons with the little crystals, right?

This is obvious that it's in Japan, because if it was in

America, it would still be a gun.

Americans would figure out a way to put a bunch of knives

in a gun and then shoot it.

There's a lot of blood in this.

Yeah.

For the tiniest hole, that was like a lot of blood.

That would not kill someone.

He's a goblin, so I guess, I don't know, he could've stabbed

him in the heart for all I know.

Okay, the brain is, that's it.

Hit him with the shanksty.

Yep.

Oh, man.

No one touches my backpack.

Nobody touches my mochi.

You not him, bro.

It's me, Iron Jaw Wolf.

The final boss is just P.

Diddy.

Hahahahaha!

Haha!

You can sense it?

Oh, what, cause his mouth broke the fuckin

Cause you're a bitch.

You built oddly.

He sensed the bitch in you.

Aren't you Weave Nation certified?

Nope, we've card taken.

Oh, he calling the homies.

Are you serious?

Oh, no, it's just him.

Okay, cool.

It was like his war cry.

Bro, this camera zo this camera circle's what's going on here?

Oh, it's over.

They have the craziest cliffhangers.

That's how they keep you watching more.

It's annoying, but I get what it's trying to do.

I don't like the way he's touching them lockers, bro.

What you doing?

He's P.

Diddy in them lockers.

Now we have to watch the next one to see if the final boss is P.

Diddy.

And all I'm going to say is, if it is P.

Diddy, Japan, you animated this years ago, that's a great call.

Great call.

Great call.

Oh, so that was P.

Diddy, the one opening the door.

Or was it Dan Schneider?

I don't know.

The entertainment industry is so fucked, dude.

It's so bad.

I don't know.

What'd you think of the episode?

Yeah, I thought it was pretty good.

I I'm more confused than I am interested in this anime.

That doesn't matter, does it?

No.

No, because the audience dictates what we're gonna do.

I'm DJ.

I'm Nicholas.

And we'll see you, I'm sorry, go ahead.

This is, I was gonna say this has been Southern Senpais.

But, they're gonna, they're gonna figure that out in the outro, but you can say it.

Do you want to say it?

You know what?

Yes, I do want to say it.

This has been Southern Senpais.

I'm Nicholas.

I'm still DJ.

See you later.

See ya.

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