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Episode 219 - The Karate Kid (1984)
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Wax on. Wax off. Sweep the leg. Few films have left a bigger mark on pop culture than The Karate Kid, and in this episode we're stepping into the dojo to uncover the stories behind the classic.

Joining us is Sam, one of our fantastic Patrons, who chose this week's film. Together we dig into behind-the-scenes secrets, surprising casting stories, production trivia, martial arts myths, and the moments that turned this modest underdog movie into a worldwide phenomenon.

Whether you're Team Daniel, Team Johnny, or just here for Mr. Miyagi's wisdom, there's plenty to discover.

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The Karate Kid is a 1984 American martial arts drama film directed by John G. Avildsen and written by Robert Mark Kamen. It is the first film in The Karate Kid franchise. The film stars Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita, Elisabeth Shue and William Zabka.[3][4] The story follows Daniel LaRusso (Macchio), an Italian-American teenager from New Jersey who moves with his widowed mother to the Reseda neighborhood of Los Angeles. There, LaRusso encounters harassment from bullies, one of whom is Johnny Lawrence (Zabka), the ex-boyfriend of LaRusso's love interest, Ali Mills (Shue). LaRusso is taught karate by handyman and war veteran Mr. Miyagi (Morita) to help LaRusso defend himself and compete in a karate tournament against his bullies.

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Hi guys.

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In this show, we're looking at

Thomas, McQueen, Zabka, Heller,

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Kove, Shu, Morita, and Macchio.

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We're looking at 1984's Karate Kid.

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Can you believe that this film

convinced an entire generation that

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waxing a car, painting a fence, and

sanding a deck were all perfectly

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legitimate ways to learn martial arts?

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Welcome to 100 Things

We Learned From Film.

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I'm one of your hosts,

and my name's Planty Sam.

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And I'm the other guy, and I'm

definitely always waxing off.

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John, I … Yes.

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Yeah- Oh, yeah.

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No … I bet you are.

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John, how, how's your,

how's your waxing off going?

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Well, it's, it's going.

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It's going.

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Uh- Oh, it's going … All right.

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Thank you, sir … it's pretty

much, pretty much sanding off

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now, but I'm getting there.

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Sanding at your age, it will.

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Christ on a bike.

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That's us, uh, that, that's this,

uh, purged from YouTube straightaway.

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Sets the tone.

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Sets the tone.

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YouTube doesn't like it.

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We are the podcast tries to learn 100

things from a different film every

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single week, and this week we got a

guest, somebody very special that has

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been … The p- that pays for the podcast.

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One of those crazy bastards- In public,

yeah … that pays for the podcast.

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Uh, the gentleman we know as Sam.

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Sam, how are you?

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Yeah, I'm good.

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Thank you.

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Um, yeah, really, uh, as I was just

saying before we started call- uh,

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calling, relatively, um, short time,

uh, listener, um, very short time

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payer and, uh, first time caller.

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So, um, I've done what I wanted and I'll

be canceling my subscription immediately-

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in about 90 minutes time roughly.

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There, there has been a couple

of people that have done it.

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Yeah.

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There's been a couple of people that have-

Yeah … as soon as the episode's dropped-

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… have got, have, have canceled their quid.

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Run.

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And, and it is, it is

just a quid listeners.

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If you give us a quid, we'll put

you on the wheel, we'll give you

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special episodes, various different

bits and pieces including Cartoon

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Crack, which is our cartoon show.

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Uh, there's gonna be a new one

of those, uh, probably the same

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day this drops I think, uh, which

is going to be very interesting.

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John's looking and going, "I

don't remember recording that."

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Yeah.

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That's because you didn't John.

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That's because you didn't.

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It's somebody else.

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Right.

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Uh, Sam, you have picked a film for us.

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What is it and why is it?

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I'm gonna hold fire on the why,

the what is, uh, The Karate

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Kid, 1984's The Karate Kid.

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Uh, it was a film that a very

close friend of mine, um, and

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I are big fans of, um, have…

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Are we big fans of it?

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We're definitely big fans of the Cobra

Kai series, um, the, uh, ridiculous

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Netflix show, um, that, uh, y- that

you can watch, um, if you're up

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for watching something ridiculous.

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Um, and, uh, yeah, it's, it's, um, it's

become a bit of a favorite in our family.

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And so, uh, when, uh, when I, when the

wheel was spun, um, and my name came

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up, it seemed like the obvious choice.

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Okay.

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Uh, not seen a second of Cobra Kai.

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John, seen any of it?

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Uh, not Cobra Kai, but I was a

massive fan of Karate Kid to the

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point where when I saw it, I don't

know why, but I l- I ran to the

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nearest library to sign up for karate.

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I don't know why I ran to a library.

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It was just a thing at the time.

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But yeah, Port Library.

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Did they throw books at…

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Did you like have to punch through books?

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Were you like Jeff Cage- … like

ripping, ripping through Yellow Pageses?

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I tried.

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I tried.

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I bet you could rip through Yellow Pages

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now though, couldn't you?

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Oh, man.

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Bear, bear in mind I was

playing IK+ on the ZX

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Spectrum at the time, so it was all

about- Okay … karate back in those days.

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Yeah?

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Fantastic.

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So you've, you've both got a

relationship with this one.

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I've definitely seen it, um, but

not as an adult until I watched it

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twice this week for the podcast.

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And I've got to be honest, it's great fun.

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It's so silly.

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It's- Mm.

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And it's…

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But it's trying to be serious.

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Like, it, it takes itself so seriously.

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Yeah.

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But it is so silly, silly, stupid.

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That's not how those things work.

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But I- Yeah … I had

such a good time with it.

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It's crackingly full of character

actors as well, which I love.

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Yeah, one of the things I did notice

is your opinion of the characters

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does change as you get older.

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Um, I don't know why.

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Right, okay.

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I thought Daniel was the, the, the

be all and end all, but now I'm

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watching it as an adult, I think,

"Man, you're a bit of, bit of a prick."

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You, you're watching, you're watching

it going, "Man, I loved, uh…

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I, I, I loved the guy that ran the dojo.

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I loved him.

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He was my favorite."

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And now you're going, "I'm not so sure."

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Well- Not anymore … seriously,

uh, if, if your opinion of the

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characters is already changing,

John, then I do recommend Cobra Kai.

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Yeah.

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Um, for all the reasons

just mentioned, it…

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I mean, it continues to be silly,

but I would say knowingly silly.

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Um, but the, the, uh, the way that

it, um, kind of relooks at some

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of the characters, without any

spoilers, um, is quite interesting.

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Yeah.

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With the caveat that it's still utterly

ridiculous as a concept- Oh, yeah.

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No, I get it.

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I- … and a storyline … I'd

expect nothing less.

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But yeah, I've pretty much been told the

exact same thing purely because- Yeah

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I had the discussion about Daniel

and Johnny, and it says, "No, you

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need to look some backstory to this."

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Yeah, yeah.

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No, no, I get that.

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Very fun.

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I think we're gonna get on it.

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I think we're gonna watch

that in, in this episode.

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Yeah.

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How many series is that?

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Four or five?

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Four, are they?

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I think.

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Oh, but they're only short episodes.

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You can get through it.

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Oh, are they really?

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Oh, right.

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Okay.

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Relatively, yeah.

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They're…

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it's not like hours and hours and hours.

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Yeah, they started on

YouTube, didn't they?

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And then became a bit of a phenomenon.

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Da, da, da, da, da.

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what we do, you can be like

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No worries.

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Uh, if you are listening, I recommend

that you watch this on YouTube 'cause

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it's, it's recorded, it's recorded live

in front of a live studio audience.

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It isn't.

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The cats are here, but that's about it.

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Where everybody knows your name . Uh,

where I'm at the, uh, at the Old, Old,

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Old Valley Championships, uh, because

I'm still in the temporary room.

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Uh, the as, as, as Joe would call it,

the oubliette . It's the, the room

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of junk full of all sorts of things

that I don't want anybody to see.

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Uh, yeah, and, uh, my back

is too bad for me to lift it.

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Right.

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Anyway, let's, uh, let's,

let's get on with it, shall we?

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Loads of spoilers if you

haven't seen the film.

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If you haven't seen the

film, what you've been doing?

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Uh, right.

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So we start with a budget of

$8 million, which sounds re-

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feels really, really cheap.

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But watch it.

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Where is the, where is the money spent

other than on this set behind me, which

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is quite blatantly at the rec center?

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Yeah.

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Yeah . It's a community center, and

they've tidied it up a little bit.

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Yeah.

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Apparently, the first part was

a full crowd, but the second

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part obviously were the extras.

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But that first part, there was

actually competitions going on.

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Oh, right.

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Okay.

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That's interesting.

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Uh, it made 130.8

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million US.

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That's astonishing money.

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That's all right.

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Bonsai.

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Bonsai . Um, you have anything

on the studios at all, John?

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No, not…

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I haven't come up with editing, so I've,

I've, I've pretty much been done it to

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death, so I thought, "You know what?

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Let's just-" Okay.

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No.

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Uh, producer Jerry Weintraub, um,

he did all of these, every single

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one of these flicks he's produced.

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Uh, Nashville and Diner,

which are good movies.

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Soldier with Kurt Russell.

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Oh, the follow-up to- That's underrated.

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Yeah.

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It was follow-up to something.

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I can't remember what it is, but that

actually does as a follow-up to something,

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but I'll get you- Okay Uh, and all those

Oceans movies, he produced all those.

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Uh, started out as a manager of

musicians, including John 'You can't

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land your plane there, sir' Denver.

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Oh, Jesus.

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This in?

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Apparently so.

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Stay close.

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Okay.

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Not for, uh, not for Mauricio Pochettino.

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Um, director John G.

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Avildsen, uh, won an Oscar for

Rocky and was nominated for a

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Razzie for The Karate Kid 3, which

Sam, you prompted me to watch- Ah

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but I didn't finish Karate Kid

2, so I haven't got there yet.

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Well, Billy Conn did, on the, on

the back of that, so Billy Conn

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did the first, second, third, sixth

Rocky Balboa film so- Oh, right.

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Okay … it's all relative, big man.

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All relative.

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This guy, uh, Av- Avildsen, he was the

original director for both Serpico and

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Saturday Night Fever, but was fired

over disputes with the producers.

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Leo.

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Man, what a different career

he might have had if he hadn't

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been an argumentative shit.

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Go to LA.

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Me too.

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True that.

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Right.

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So we open in Newark,

New Jersey in September.

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Now, listeners- Yeah … that is

Newark, New Jersey, not New York,

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New Jersey, you FIFA scumbags.

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New York.

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Yeah.

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New Jersey's not in New York.

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Stop pretending it is.

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Stop pretending it is.

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Uh, would you like to know the average

weather out there in September?

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Why not, John?

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I know you might ask.

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In fact, we've started well, why not?

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The daily highs are 24.5

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degrees and the lows are 15.

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Okay.

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There you go.

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So that's why they're moving,

for the heat, not the job.

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Probably.

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Probably.

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Okay.

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Uh, Lucille and Daniel are leaving

the place where Tom Cruise lives

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in The War of the Worlds, I think.

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That's true.

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Yeah.

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It's very much like that bit-

Yeah … where all those people

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get, uh, turned into dust.

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I don't know if Rain know what

happens, but all their clothes don't…

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I don't really get that.

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I don't know about that.

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Yeah.

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Did she know the kids know?

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The one with the kids chasing the car?

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Yeah Apparently they had…

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They allowed them to do the phone because

they were harassing them and everything

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to the point where they had to actually

give them that, that bit just to stop

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them from winding everybody up, which I

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thought was quite cool.

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Daniel and the boys.

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They're going to California,

a new life in California.

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Uh, Daniel isn't pleased, and

that's because he has to spend days

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traveling, Sam, days from one, from

one side of the country to the other.

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It's actually 2,780 miles from

Newark to Reseda, which will take

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you one day and 15 hours solid

driving according to Google Maps.

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Jesus.

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Although not necessarily in a 1969

Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu station

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wagon, which keeps breaking down.

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Which keeps breaking…

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John's face.

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That's, that's my job.

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How dare you, sir?

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This is my job.

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I'm so sorry.

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This is- No, that, that was just my segue.

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Over to you, John, for all the details.

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No, you've ruined it now.

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Sorry, ruined it.

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But I tell you what, I think, John,

I think you were talking about

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your internet history a bit before,

before we started recording, John.

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I think you've got bookmarked that

car, that car movie database thing.

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I've, I've got…

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Well, I have, yeah, but I actually

pi- picked on one car and I did

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it specifically 'cause I love the

car, and I know a couple of facts

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about it, but I'll give them the

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Um, the old lady's good though.

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"This place is a dump.

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You should go back to Jersey."

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Uh, Freddy invites Daniel to a beach

party tomorrow because, you know, we're in

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California, the Beach Boys are still all

alive at this point- Oh, yes … I think.

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Yes.

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Uh, Daniel turns the tap on and it covers

him, so mum sends him to speak with the

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bloke that fixes stuff for the flats.

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Uh, the old lady kind of

gives him, uh, the directions.

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Did you spot who the

old lady was, the actor?

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Do you know, uh, I, I knew who it was, but

I just didn't look it up, so I- It's, it's

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Frances Bay, Happy Gilmore's grandmother.

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No way.

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It is, yeah.

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Wow.

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No way.

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Happy Gilmore's grandma, yeah.

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Jesus.

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She, she lived until 2011.

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She was 92 years old.

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Wow.

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There you go.

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Good innings.

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Good innings.

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So she's dead, but so is the dog, so.

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Not again.

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Oh, man.

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Daniel finds the maintenance man,

this Japanese gentleman, trying

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to catch a fly with chopsticks.

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He's like, "Will you come and fix it?"

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"Hai."

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"When?"

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"After."

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"After what?"

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"After, after."

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You've got kids, Sam, d- I'm sure

it's always like that, right?

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It's an entirely legitimate response

to a boy that you've never met coming

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and demanding that you fix his tap.

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Yes.

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Agree.

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He's lu- he's lucky he didn't get…

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That could've been a judo chop in

the end of the film, couldn't it?

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Judo chop.

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When we know, when we find out what Mr.

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Miyagi's capable, capable of.

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah, absolutely.

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Crane in the face.

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Crane in the face.

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Oh, uh, California Here I Come

was written by Buddy De Silva,

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Joseph Myers, and Al Jolson.

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Oh, wow.

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What?

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There you go.

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Wow, wow, wow.

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Um- Might be one of the oldest songs

we've done on this podcast … it was

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introduced during the West Coast tour

of the:

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Bombo?

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Bombo.

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Bombo?

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Bombo.

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Bombo.

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Well, okay.

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Interesting.

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Yeah, I just get the facts.

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I don't know the facts.

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I know.

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Yeah, yeah, I do.

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I just get the facts.

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I don't know how to pronounce them.

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Uh, next day Daniel's playing footy

on the beach with his new pals.

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There's this, this Beach Boys rip-off

song that I couldn't find anywhere.

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Yeah.

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Bop Bop DD.

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I was c- it is brutal Pop up DD,

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Ralphy.

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Papa give, papa give Ally Mills- Can

we, can we talk- Sorry, go for it,

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sir … can, can, can we talk about the

football on the beach just for a moment?

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I know this isn't a football

podcast, but Americans, that's

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not how you play football.

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Essentially, it's just a bunch of

young men running after a ball.

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Yeah.

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Nude also, no?

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In the early days of soccer, the

game lacked strategy, structure,

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or any form of cooperative passing.

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Team, team, a team simply

aligned in a chaotic attack-heavy

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lineup such as 1-1-8 or 1-2-7.

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Uh, the introduction of actual tactics

is not attributed to a single individual,

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but rather to a specific club.

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The players of Queen's Park Football

Club in Glasgow, Scotland- Whoop whoop

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… don't know whether you've heard of it-

m-hmm … um, were founded in:

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1865 when the best clubs were founded.

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Um, they invented what then became

known as the combination game.

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So before Queen's Park, English

teams relied purely on physical

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domin-dominance, and it was only

in an England-Scotland game, which

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ended in a nil-nil draw, uh, in

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1868.

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No, in 1872, uh, the first ever

international soccer match, um, was

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when the idea of formation started.

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It ended nil-nil, but the English

teams took away the fact that

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wow, they passed the ball.

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Um, unfortunately- … uh, by 1984, this

news had not made it to Californ-I-A.

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That's so true.

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Good point.

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Uh, funnily enough, that football

is still being seen, uh, played

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regularly under Ange Postecoglou, so…

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Uh, now in Saudi Arabia, question mark.

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Mm.

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I don't know what's going on there.

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Anyway, we meet Ali Mills,

little tiny baby Elisabeth Shue.

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Yeah, Ali Shue.

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John, three years before she had

her adventures in babysitting.

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Oh, what?

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My Robocop dream- Years … ruined.

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Actually, bloody Ali Shue.

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But she, uh, in this, she seems, and I

know it's the kind of thing, isn't it,

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that, that, that girls m-mature quicker

than boys, but she seems 30 whereas- Yeah

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you know, Ralph Macchio's

like 12 or something.

415

:

Yeah, but there's only a year bet-

uh, no, two year between them.

416

:

Two years between.

417

:

Elisabeth Shue was 20, and she turned

20 on release, uh, 21, and Ralph

418

:

Macchio was 22 and had the top knot.

419

:

It's the hair.

420

:

It's the '80s hair is, is exactly

what it is that makes him look older.

421

:

Yeah, that's what it is.

422

:

Yeah, yeah.

423

:

There is also the, uh, when they came to

do the Karate Kid III- Mm-hmm … which

424

:

was set, uh, a year after Karate

Kid, the original Karate Kid, uh,

425

:

the co-star, who I sent you her name

the other day and now I've forgot

426

:

it, um- Uh, Blake Lively's sister.

427

:

Yes.

428

:

Uh, Ali Lively?

429

:

Possibly.

430

:

No.

431

:

Anyway- Maybe … uh, Ralph Macchio

was, I think, 11 years her senior.

432

:

In the Karate Kid III, she was supposed

to be the love interest, and Ralph

433

:

Macchio said, "Yeah, I'm not doing that."

434

:

Oh, what a guy.

435

:

Well done.

436

:

Uh, and, uh, completely ruined the

plot- … but retained his personal

437

:

integrity, so fair play, Ralph.

438

:

Nice.

439

:

Yeah.

440

:

Excellent.

441

:

Oh, fantastic.

442

:

Good on him.

443

:

And that night they've started a fire,

and Ali's giving him the eyes, so he

444

:

does the only thing he can think to

get her attention, kicks a ball at her.

445

:

Yeah.

446

:

Yeah.

447

:

Up here.

448

:

We're all teenagers once.

449

:

We were all teenagers once.

450

:

Um, she asks him how to do keepy-uppies.

451

:

Uh, the answer is with great difficulty.

452

:

Uh, just then- Can I

come in on this point?

453

:

Please, yes.

454

:

I think there's, there's

something here about the danger

455

:

of false narrative in films.

456

:

So-

457

:

This is problematic because young

children are gonna watch this film and

458

:

think that you can impress people that

you want to be romantically involved

459

:

with by doing kick-ups in front of them.

460

:

Mm-hmm.

461

:

And I am living proof

that that is not true.

462

:

Um, we can talk about…

463

:

we can talk also about other themes

which are about to emerge in relation

464

:

to, um, toxic masculinity and

this film's assertion that toxic

465

:

masculinity is fine as long as you win.

466

:

Um, but, uh, but the thing about

kick-ups for me is the real take home.

467

:

His kick-up is just- Of

course … out of your box then.

468

:

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

469

:

Yeah, forge- forget the toxic

masculinity No one's impressed.

470

:

No one cares.

471

:

Toxic keepy-uppies.

472

:

Toxic keepy-uppies.

473

:

Jesus Christ.

474

:

They're all toxic when I try and do them.

475

:

Uh, just then the Sons of

Anarchy arrive or something.

476

:

I don't know what's going on.

477

:

Uh, the main one's Johnny.

478

:

Uh, it's the Lost Boys.

479

:

The Lost Boys.

480

:

It is very much- … the

Lost Boys, this, isn't it?

481

:

Yeah.

482

:

Uh, he's Ally's ex, and he sees her

playing kick-ups with Daniel, so he

483

:

hassles Ally, but she's having none of it.

484

:

Um, when he grabs her beatbox, that's when

Daniel finally- Oh … sticks up for her.

485

:

You can hassle a woman all you

want, but do not mess- Yeah, don't-

486

:

with her beatbox … don't

touch the ghetto blaster.

487

:

Do not touch your ghetto blaster.

488

:

And he gets a kicking for his troubles.

489

:

Um, he's about a foot and a half shorter

than Johnny, by the way, I noticed.

490

:

Um- Yeah … and he gets his ass kicked.

491

:

Um, Ally's…

492

:

Ally looks to help him, but he's

crying in the sand, question mark?

493

:

Yeah.

494

:

It's not a good look, Daniel.

495

:

Yeah.

496

:

It's not.

497

:

If, if I cried in the sand in front

of a girl I liked- … come on.

498

:

In front, in front of Mrs.

499

:

Black when I met her, uh, she…

500

:

we wouldn't be, I wouldn't

be where I am today.

501

:

But also, how horrible are all her

fr- his friends that he's just made?

502

:

You know- Leave him.

503

:

Yeah

504

:

o- on, on the face of it, he's

just moved to California and found

505

:

some, uh, some guys who also like

playing football, um, and he's

506

:

hanging out with them on the beach.

507

:

The moment he gets beaten up,

they go, "Ha, what a loser."

508

:

They s- they- "Let's laugh."

509

:

They do.

510

:

Where's the big guy?

511

:

Yeah, they do.

512

:

Where's the big fat guy?

513

:

Yeah, they go straight against him.

514

:

That's pretty bad, actually.

515

:

I can't believe you got kicked

in by lads that are, are trained

516

:

by some sort of Nazi dojo.

517

:

The guy, some, some marine.

518

:

Jesus.

519

:

Yeah.

520

:

We'll c- we'll come to him.

521

:

We'll come to him.

522

:

Uh, uh, the next morning, mom's

making the driest eggs in the world.

523

:

The- Oh, Jesus

524

:

driest.

525

:

I…

526

:

This is…

527

:

These are the eggs that the little

lassie out of The Crow wouldn't eat.

528

:

Aren't they?

529

:

They…

530

:

She doesn't like eggs because,

guys, ugh, they just look awful.

531

:

They do.

532

:

They don't look as bad as the eggs in

last week's, um, episode of Maximum

533

:

Overdrive though, John, do they?

534

:

Nah, true, true.

535

:

Those eggs- He, he did use those en- eggs

to sand the, uh, wood later on, didn't he?

536

:

Spoiler.

537

:

Yeah.

538

:

Yeah.

539

:

Um, she spots Daniel's

face, massive black eye.

540

:

Uh, he heads to school with the, with or

without the black eye, he's not bothered.

541

:

Uh, Bananarama's "Cruel Summer" is

the, uh- Yeah … is, is the song here.

542

:

Uh, hot, hot hit in 1983, gentlemen.

543

:

Banger.

544

:

Uh, number 40 in the stupid

sexy Flanders Ultrapop chart.

545

:

Uh, 32 in the New Zealand present.

546

:

Uh, 12 where, John?

547

:

The, the Netherlands.

548

:

I was just about to- Nearly

didn't do it … the Netherlands.

549

:

Nearly didn't do it.

550

:

Uh,

551

:

eight here, uh, three in

the Sedetrica Praun chart.

552

:

Uh, and, uh, one in a brand new

chart, John, a brand new chart

553

:

that we've never done before.

554

:

Mm-hmm.

555

:

Luxembourg.

556

:

Oh, that was an anticlimax.

557

:

That was a bit of a- I thought,

I thought you were gonna do

558

:

the Luxembourg accent, John.

559

:

Yeah.

560

:

Yeah.

561

:

I ne- I nearly jumped in with

the Netherlands after, after

562

:

already ruining your car thing.

563

:

You what?

564

:

Would've been brilliant.

565

:

In for a penny.

566

:

Destroy the podcast.

567

:

Ruining John's morning.

568

:

I need another job.

569

:

He spent, he spends all week sitting

there furious that you've taken the piss.

570

:

No, I haven't got anything for,

for Luxembourg, 'cause, like…

571

:

Do you know what?

572

:

It made me think, 'cause I was like, "I've

got to have a thing about Luxembourg.

573

:

Got to have a thing about Luxembourg."

574

:

Nothing.

575

:

I feel like, like Wayne and

Garth, you know, when they're

576

:

doing the Delaware thing.

577

:

"We're in Delaware."

578

:

Like- Uh.

579

:

What is…

580

:

There's nothing.

581

:

I mean, what's it famous for?

582

:

The capital of Luxembourg is Luxembourg?

583

:

Oh, yeah, I guess.

584

:

The capital, the capital city

is named after the country, or

585

:

the country's named after the…

586

:

Yeah, okay.

587

:

That's- That's lazy planning.

588

:

See also Mexico City, uh- Panama City

… Panama City, and- That's it, right?

589

:

San Marino.

590

:

The San Marino.

591

:

Capital San Marino, San Marino.

592

:

There you are.

593

:

Yeah.

594

:

No, that was about it.

595

:

Okay, look, I'm putting them down as

sinks 'cause I think we're quite short.

596

:

Uh, the s- the song that we were

talking about for the film, uh,

597

:

it was ranked number 44 on VH1's

100 Greatest Songs of the '80s.

598

:

Ooh.

599

:

Billboard named the song number 13

on their list of the 100 Greatest

600

:

Girl Group Songs of All Time,

a list I am not interested in.

601

:

You love the Bangles.

602

:

Shut up.

603

:

I do.

604

:

Oh, man, I do love the Bangles.

605

:

Always wanted Legal Injection.

606

:

The Go-Go's.

607

:

Yeah.

608

:

Oh, go on then.

609

:

Maybe I am interested.

610

:

It's probably, probably a decent playlist.

611

:

Yeah, it probably is.

612

:

Yeah, course it is.

613

:

Uh, at sport, his friends spot him.

614

:

"Hey, karate kid."

615

:

Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.

616

:

Dan, Dan Du.

617

:

Fantastic.

618

:

There you go.

619

:

Uh, I, I think it's been quite a

few weeks since we've had a film

620

:

that doesn't mention the title.

621

:

Yeah.

622

:

Yeah, we've been doing all right.

623

:

Even when they desperately try and, like,

shoehorn it in, like Maximum Overdrive.

624

:

Ali approaches him and explains she's

sorry about the eye, uh, but she

625

:

has been practicing keepy-uppies.

626

:

Yes.

627

:

Good.

628

:

And this comes back to my

founding problem with the film.

629

:

Hey, I met that, I met that hot guy

with the weird walk the other day.

630

:

I'm gonna- … uh, I'm gonna,

I'm gonna impress him, um, uh,

631

:

when, by doing some keepy ups.

632

:

Yeah.

633

:

Um, speaking of- That's

a really good point.

634

:

He, he does walk like he's

out of Goodfellas, doesn't he?

635

:

So straight.

636

:

The Ministry, the Ministry of Silly

Walks is one of the most famous

637

:

and enduring sketches- … by the

British comedy troupe Monty Python.

638

:

Um, originally aired on September

th,:

639

:

Episode 1 of Monty Python's Flying

Circus, titled Face the Press.

640

:

Um, uh, in 2014, the city of

Bodo, Norway officially installed

641

:

a silly walk pedestrian crossing

sign, encouraging citizens to

642

:

cross the street like John Cleese.

643

:

Uh, the sketch was officially adapted

into a mobile phone game called Monty

644

:

Python's The Ministry of Silly Walks,

where players navigate the streets

645

:

of London using ridiculous strides.

646

:

And in 2022, health researchers

actually calculated that traveling

647

:

via the silly walk burns roughly

two and a half times more energy

648

:

than normal walking, officially

classifying it as a high-intensri-

649

:

intensity vigorous exercise.

650

:

Wow.

651

:

There you go.

652

:

Wow.

653

:

Yeah, John Cleese was

onto something there.

654

:

Yeah.

655

:

Uh, sidewalks for normal walking.

656

:

Uh.

657

:

Fantastic.

658

:

That, that is not where I saw that

going, so I quite enjoyed that.

659

:

Me neither.

660

:

Uh, I love the fact that somewhere

in Norway they did that instead

661

:

of a painting for the fjords gag.

662

:

Ah.

663

:

They could have done that.

664

:

That would've made perfect sense to me.

665

:

At keepy-uppies, by the way, gentlemen,

the official Guinness World Record

666

:

for the longest continuous keepy-uppy

is held by Swedish TikToker,

667

:

of course it is, Daniel Jakob.

668

:

He kept the ball aloft for 28

hours, 21 minutes, and two seconds.

669

:

Wow.

670

:

What a long time.

671

:

The female record's 10 hours, 22

minutes, and eight seconds, set by

672

:

Brazil's Raquel Tachiti Benetti.

673

:

All right, Raquel.

674

:

And UK freestyle footballer, which

is not a thing, uh, Dan Magnus

675

:

traveled 200 miles over 10 days whilst

continuously keeping a ball in the air.

676

:

Wow.

677

:

There you go.

678

:

Uh, there's another scrap with

Johnny here, and Daniel storms off.

679

:

Later that day at the apartment, Daniel's

practicing karate from a book when

680

:

the old janitor comes to fix the tap.

681

:

"What happened I?"

682

:

"I fell off my bike."

683

:

"Lucky you no hurt the hand."

684

:

Again, it's funny.

685

:

Uh, sometime later at school in

the canteen, Ali and Daniel meet.

686

:

Um, three pounds, $3.75

687

:

for two school dinners, by the way.

688

:

Yeah.

689

:

Yeah.

690

:

I know we slag Reagan a lot, but that

son of a bitch got something right.

691

:

Uh, Daniel heads to the Cobra Kai dojo.

692

:

Um, and First Blood Part

II's Martin Kove, by the way.

693

:

What movie is this guy in?

694

:

Because it's not The Karate Kid.

695

:

He's angry.

696

:

He's an angry man.

697

:

He- This guy, right, John Kreese.

698

:

Mm-hmm.

699

:

Um, he's even got his own cut-out

photo of him- Yeah … uh, there.

700

:

Has he not?

701

:

And a photo of him in the Army that

says, "US Army karate champion."

702

:

It's what we all aspire to.

703

:

Yeah, getting an ink cardboard cut out.

704

:

But here's the thing, the picture

isn't even of him in his karate PJs.

705

:

Like he's in front of a gun in Central

America hunting the Predator or something.

706

:

What is going on in this photo?

707

:

Uh, Daniel sees Johnny here and leaves.

708

:

Uh, Dan goes to see his mum at her

job at the Orient Express restaurant.

709

:

Yeah, tons of real.

710

:

Yeah.

711

:

Well, at one point it certainly was.

712

:

Yeah.

713

:

Uh, it no longer exists though.

714

:

Uh, filmed at f- uh, 5410 Wilshire

Boulevard, and later became the Korean

715

:

Express Restaurant and Nightclub.

716

:

Uh, she explains over dinner

they're putting her on this

717

:

management program two days a week.

718

:

Now she's having a whale of a

time here in California, and as a

719

:

47-year-old man, I want to see her film.

720

:

I wanna see her story.

721

:

Mm.

722

:

Yeah.

723

:

That's much more interesting.

724

:

She's having a great time.

725

:

May- I don't know, maybe she has a little

bit of a thing with her boss, you know?

726

:

Who knows what's going on.

727

:

You know, like the mum

in The Lost Boys, John?

728

:

Yeah.

729

:

Mum in The Lost Boys.

730

:

She's having a great time with her

boss, who turns out to be like the

731

:

king of the vampires or whatever.

732

:

And, and she gets to work in a video shop.

733

:

Wasn't a video shop there?

734

:

I know, yeah, exactly.

735

:

Yeah.

736

:

Could be that.

737

:

And she's got- Although she is also

d- she was also doing management

738

:

training so, um, you know, a bit

reductive to be honest with you.

739

:

May- maybe she's the boss.

740

:

Maybe she is, yeah.

741

:

Oh, he says she was working with computers

and stuff like that earlier on, so.

742

:

Yeah, he does, and she's not.

743

:

She's in a restaurant.

744

:

Like, won't someone got

fired for that blunder.

745

:

Maybe it's a computer restaurant.

746

:

Maybe.

747

:

Maybe it's one of those

that's got all the- You know,

748

:

what- They only serve chips.

749

:

Hey.

750

:

Oh.

751

:

There it is.

752

:

Well done.

753

:

Well done.

754

:

There it is.

755

:

Cut, cut that, John.

756

:

Get that.

757

:

Get that cut.

758

:

Yeah.

759

:

That's the, that's the clip.

760

:

Bates, bates that chip.

761

:

Hey.

762

:

Uh- She tells Daniel not to be a quitter,

that they couldn't afford karate lessons.

763

:

Um, and she knows the new girl on the

scene is a blonde for some reason.

764

:

Again, in her story, that

I think is interesting.

765

:

She's just told him she's got a

promotion, and then he says, "Oh,

766

:

I'm not gonna do a kara- do karate."

767

:

And he says, "Oh," she says,

"Oh, we can't afford it anyway."

768

:

Well, what you spending all

your money on then, Mum?

769

:

I mean, you've just had a promotion.

770

:

You've just dragged me all

the way from California.

771

:

I reckon she's living

the life on the quiet.

772

:

Yeah.

773

:

Do you reckon?

774

:

She's out on the night.

775

:

Yeah, she's, she's up,

she's up to all sorts.

776

:

She drops him off at the golf and

stuff, and she's knocking back,

777

:

uh, shots at the strip club.

778

:

Yeah.

779

:

She tells- Well, she's in California.

780

:

They, they gr- they're

all green, those shots.

781

:

Um, she's, she's on, she's

on some sort of juice.

782

:

Yeah, of course she is.

783

:

And it costs her an absolute fortune,

but, but she's liv- she's living it up.

784

:

But no karate lessons for you, sunshine.

785

:

Uh, that night he's cy- Unless

they're free from a caricature.

786

:

And, and indeed, and indeed they are.

787

:

Uh, that night Daniel's cycling

home in the pitch black.

788

:

How long was he eating his

dinner here, by the way?

789

:

I did, I did question that.

790

:

Like, how much food was she,

free food was she bringing him?

791

:

Mm-hmm.

792

:

Um, and the wild hogs arrive, and they

force him off the road and down a hill.

793

:

Yeah.

794

:

Much later, Mum's parking up at

the flat, and Daniel's dragging

795

:

his broken bike to the bins.

796

:

Uh, they have a huge heated Italian

American argument, of course.

797

:

I hate you, bike.

798

:

I hate you.

799

:

I hate you.

800

:

He hates the bike- Man

801

:

and he hates her.

802

:

He hates bikes.

803

:

And he hates it here,

and he wants to go home.

804

:

And then he's changed his

mind, "I've gotta take karate,

805

:

Ma, at a proper school."

806

:

Um, and she's a good mum.

807

:

She's like, "We'll figure it out.

808

:

We'll figure it out together."

809

:

Uh, and they head off- He's, um- … and

they didn't notice us listening in

810

:

it's a minor aside, he's ever

so highly strung, isn't he?

811

:

Oh, yeah.

812

:

Oh.

813

:

Yeah.

814

:

Well, he's Italian American-

Yeah … I assume they all are.

815

:

Yeah.

816

:

Assume they are.

817

:

Too much provolone or

whatever's got Gabba McGool.

818

:

He, he really does, uh, he really

does flit from one thing to another.

819

:

Yeah.

820

:

Um, anyway, sorry, that's

just- That's quite all right.

821

:

But that's, that's not, that's not

a thing that we learned from…

822

:

Well, it's a thing that we learned

from this film, but, um- … th- that

823

:

one of the characters- Next thing

it's- … is very highly strung, yeah.

824

:

Yeah.

825

:

Well, there's a couple of

them I think are probably.

826

:

Uh, Daniel meets Ali and her friend Susan.

827

:

Now Susan's, Susan's not

really a character, but she

828

:

is needed in a little while.

829

:

They invite him to the

arcade- At the school…

830

:

Sorry, sorry Go on … uh, when they,

when they, uh, set- setting the scene

831

:

at the school, there's a big sign that

says, "Truth, liberty, and toleration"-

832

:

Okay … um, which serves as a core

philosophical triad forming the

833

:

structural foundation of modern liberal

political theory and open societies.

834

:

Uh, historically, it open- it emerged

during the 16th and 17th centuries to

835

:

resolve the violent religious conflicts

across Europe, um, and is now esta- a- a-

836

:

and established how a state or community

can remain stable and free when its

837

:

citizens hold deeply conflicting beliefs.

838

:

The specific phrasing is immortalized

on historical plaques across America,

839

:

most notably a historic plaque dedicated

to the Native Sons of the Golden West,

840

:

which reads, "This building is dedicated

to truth, liberty, and toleration."

841

:

I thought that was a cult.

842

:

Sounds like a cult, doesn't it?

843

:

It cer- certainly does.

844

:

Oh, that's good.

845

:

That- It sounds like the opposite of

what, of what the world is at the moment-

846

:

Of what the world is … to be fair.

847

:

Uh, that real life school is, uh,

Charles Evans Hughes Junior High School.

848

:

Okay.

849

:

Excellent.

850

:

Thank you very much.

851

:

He agrees to go with them to the arcade

till he sees Johnny and the Cobras.

852

:

That's a good name for a band.

853

:

Write that down.

854

:

Uh, she accuses him of running away.

855

:

I didn't know Zabka from anything, this

guy, William Zabka, that plays Johnny- No.

856

:

No, no … as a thing.

857

:

But John, we've actually done a

film that he's in on the podcast.

858

:

What?

859

:

Cool.

860

:

1985's European Vacation, where

he plays Audrey's boyfriend, Jack.

861

:

Jesus.

862

:

Yeah.

863

:

That's a good one.

864

:

He's in that.

865

:

He's in that.

866

:

That's a good- Yeah … good callback.

867

:

The, the National Lampoon.

868

:

Yeah, yeah.

869

:

Yeah, yeah.

870

:

Oh my…

871

:

This is…

872

:

I, I, I might need to stop

and call my wife immediately.

873

:

No, no, no, we'll carry…

874

:

I'll do it later.

875

:

I'll do it later.

876

:

There's

877

:

a connection there.

878

:

There's absolutely a connection there.

879

:

The, um- Houses of Parliament, Big Ben.

880

:

Uh, that night, at home- Okay … his

bike is fixed at the top of the stair.

881

:

Not only is it fixed, but it's

clean, and I think a different bike.

882

:

I didn't think it was the same bike.

883

:

It looks bigger.

884

:

Yeah.

885

:

The wheel's are definitely bigger.

886

:

Uh, he heads to see the janitor

who shows him bonsai trees.

887

:

Yeah.

888

:

Um, and we learn he's from Okinawa.

889

:

Okinawa.

890

:

Anything, gentlemen?

891

:

Uh, Okinawa, Japan.

892

:

No, I've just got the fact that he

emigrated- It's good … just before

893

:

the karate, events of Karate Kid.

894

:

Okay.

895

:

Uh, Okinawa, Sam, is the southernmost

and westernmost prefecture of Japan.

896

:

It consists of three main island

groups, the Okinawa Islands, the S-

897

:

Sakishima Islands, and the Daito Islands.

898

:

Its capital is Naha Ha ha.

899

:

Ha ha.

900

:

You found it.

901

:

Which I, I did have a, I did

have an Alan Partridge reference.

902

:

Not that one.

903

:

Um,

904

:

but we'd have to reverse in the narrative.

905

:

There's a point- I, uh,

we've no issue with that.

906

:

There's a, there's a point on the

beach where, uh, Daniel, um, just sort

907

:

of stands there with his hands on his

hips- … looking at, uh, Elizabeth Shue.

908

:

Uh, and you'd expect him to say,

"Rrr," in a, uh- Rrr … in an

909

:

Alan Partridge, "Rrr, ooh, sex."

910

:

Or, um, or something like that is, uh,

is the- I'd like, I'd like to kiss her

911

:

the interpretation I get.

912

:

Exactly.

913

:

It's, it's full accidental Partridge.

914

:

Uh, love it.

915

:

I, I didn't see if in the shorts or not

whether the, uh, the netting had perished.

916

:

I wasn't entirely sure- … if

that had happened.

917

:

I wasn't looking too close at

21-year-old Ralph Macchio's groin.

918

:

The, the, the boys were

very much in the barracks.

919

:

Indeed.

920

:

Uh, Iriomote Island is home of one of

the world's rarest and most endangered

921

:

cat species, the Iriomote cat, which

is a little tiny leopard-type thing.

922

:

I don't know.

923

:

Uh, the last census in 2020, the

population was 1,467,480 people.

924

:

Uh, someone that was born there, uh, Ben

Shepherd of Soundgarden was born- Word

925

:

in Okinawa.

926

:

There you go.

927

:

Uh, on the air force bases.

928

:

I didn't even- It was all air force bases.

929

:

I didn't know Ben Shepherd

was in Soundgarden.

930

:

I thought he was- No, not that

one … just doing morning TV.

931

:

Not that one.

932

:

Not that one.

933

:

He's-

934

:

So many strings to that man's bow.

935

:

I know, exactly.

936

:

Not only was he the bassist in

Soundgarden, but he can decide which

937

:

bit you drop your coin down and tip him.

938

:

Yeah.

939

:

Interesting fact about

Ben Shepherd off the cuff.

940

:

Okay.

941

:

Uh, Ben Shepherd and J- uh, comedian

Joel Dommett are- Mm-hmm … about

942

:

to, um, release a skincare brand

which they've named Fore skin.

943

:

No.

944

:

No.

945

:

Dommett's funny.

946

:

Dommett's funny.

947

:

He is.

948

:

I like Dommett, yeah.

949

:

I'm not so sure about the…

950

:

Maybe Ben Shepherd's funny, or maybe

Dommett's doing all the work there.

951

:

I would say- Well … Dommett's

doing the work on the comedy,

952

:

and, uh, Ben Shepherd's doing

the, the, the- Presentation?

953

:

… high performance and the

getting this out business.

954

:

Yeah, probably.

955

:

Absolutely.

956

:

The old man tells him to close his

eyes and focus only on the bonsai tree.

957

:

Uh, Mum arrives, and

Miyagi gifts her this tree.

958

:

And r- these are really expensive, by

the way, if you want a bonsai tree- Yeah

959

:

… 'cause I, I had one many, many years ago.

960

:

Mm.

961

:

They were quite dear then.

962

:

I can't afford a bonsai tree now.

963

:

I'd only end up killing it.

964

:

No, I looked up the world's smallest

one, and the small- most smallest

965

:

one is classified as a Kieshi.

966

:

It's thumb size and measures 2.5

967

:

centimeters.

968

:

Mm.

969

:

But it's nearly impossible-

Wow … to maintain.

970

:

Yeah, course it is.

971

:

It's not a tree.

972

:

Tiny.

973

:

Tiny-wee.

974

:

It's a stick.

975

:

Uh, he explains Daniel must

practice trimming Uh, later Miyagi's

976

:

carved pumpkins for Halloween.

977

:

Uh, Daniel isn't going

to the party at school.

978

:

"I'll just hang here with you."

979

:

"To make honey, bee need

young flower, not old prune."

980

:

Come on, Miyagi, you filthy dog.

981

:

Dirty.

982

:

Oh my God.

983

:

Miyagi was looking at the shorts.

984

:

Miyagi was looking to see- Yeah,

trim that, trim that … if the

985

:

boys were still in their barracks.

986

:

Daniel says he'll only go if he was

the invisible man so no one can see

987

:

him, and Miyagi comes up with the

greatest costume- Bloody good, innit?

988

:

… I have ever seen for a Halloween thing.

989

:

Mm-hmm.

990

:

This, this weird little circle

of, um, of a shower curtain.

991

:

It's good, innit?

992

:

Yeah, it's good, innit?

993

:

It's with the shower above,

with the little twinkle.

994

:

Man, it's so good.

995

:

Yeah, boy, they're good.

996

:

Boy, they're good.

997

:

So good.

998

:

So according to, uh, House & Garden,

the popularity of shower cart- curtains

999

:

has undergone a major shift, evolving

from a basic cheap necessity into a

:

00:35:23,126 --> 00:35:25,206

deliberate interior design statement.

:

00:35:25,446 --> 00:35:29,165

While glass shower doors dominated

luxury trends for decades, shower

:

00:35:29,435 --> 00:35:32,745

curtains are experiencing a massive

resurgence in modern home decor.

:

00:35:33,466 --> 00:35:34,046

Christ.

:

00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:34,886

Yeah.

:

00:35:34,886 --> 00:35:35,060

Fantastic.

:

00:35:35,060 --> 00:35:36,205

All right, Anna, well done.

:

00:35:36,265 --> 00:35:36,275

Uh,

:

00:35:38,716 --> 00:35:40,825

that's some, some great,

uh, housing stuff.

:

00:35:40,826 --> 00:35:44,196

Maybe you should, uh, maybe you should,

uh, you should do some housing journalism.

:

00:35:44,216 --> 00:35:45,315

Step on the toes of our friends.

:

00:35:47,936 --> 00:35:48,485

Uh, right.

:

00:35:48,485 --> 00:35:49,116

Oh, fantastic.

:

00:35:49,165 --> 00:35:49,325

Right.

:

00:35:49,326 --> 00:35:49,586

Okay.

:

00:35:50,006 --> 00:35:52,235

Uh, somewhere in the notes here

I've got something other than that.

:

00:35:52,326 --> 00:35:56,945

At the school Dan- Daniel, um, approaches

Ali's mates and, and Ali, Ali's mate is

:

00:35:56,945 --> 00:35:58,816

like, "Ugh, she must be into fungus."

:

00:35:58,856 --> 00:36:01,216

I'm like- Yeah, I, I didn't

get that … that's weird.

:

00:36:01,216 --> 00:36:01,646

I know.

:

00:36:03,125 --> 00:36:05,486

Uh, botanophilia, gentlemen, is

the general term used for a strong

:

00:36:05,486 --> 00:36:08,345

romantic or sexual attraction

to plants, not male plants.

:

00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:09,075

Ooh.

:

00:36:09,085 --> 00:36:12,605

Uh, which is sometimes used as a

broad catchall for flora and fungi.

:

00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:16,885

Um, there's this bit, it, it's,

"Help me, help me, my flower

:

00:36:16,885 --> 00:36:18,335

needs watered," she says.

:

00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:19,046

I was like, "Mr.

:

00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:20,086

Miyagi, is that you?"

:

00:36:22,615 --> 00:36:25,886

In the bathroom later, Johnny's

rolling a doob in the toilet cubicle.

:

00:36:26,025 --> 00:36:26,225

Nice.

:

00:36:26,225 --> 00:36:29,555

And Daniel grabs this hose,

puts it in, and turns it on.

:

00:36:30,095 --> 00:36:32,945

Um, and it's, it's great 'cause

not only does it, it drench

:

00:36:32,945 --> 00:36:34,565

him, but he slips on the floor.

:

00:36:34,565 --> 00:36:36,835

It's a good slip, and we

learn that they're all dressed

:

00:36:36,835 --> 00:36:38,245

as I think the Misfits.

:

00:36:38,306 --> 00:36:41,185

I don't really know why they're all

dressed- The Batman … as Skellingtons.

:

00:36:41,256 --> 00:36:44,896

Uh, but they're like a big, like the-

Sure … like the Skeleton League-

:

00:36:44,905 --> 00:36:45,565

Yeah … or something, aren't they?

:

00:36:45,565 --> 00:36:46,236

I don't know what's going on.

:

00:36:46,715 --> 00:36:50,125

Uh, Johnny starts karating him,

and Johnny's about to finish him

:

00:36:50,465 --> 00:36:54,025

when Miyagi shows up and just

kicks the fuck out of these boys.

:

00:36:54,105 --> 00:36:54,455

Yeah.

:

00:36:54,455 --> 00:36:56,396

These, these, these minors, doesn't he?

:

00:36:56,675 --> 00:36:57,025

Mm-hmm.

:

00:36:57,935 --> 00:37:00,755

Uh, immigrant uses mystic arts

to batter rich white boys.

:

00:37:01,086 --> 00:37:02,036

Hmm, that's your headline.

:

00:37:04,226 --> 00:37:06,195

He, he would get iced in:

:

00:37:06,215 --> 00:37:07,246

He would get iced.

:

00:37:07,396 --> 00:37:08,445

Oh, good, yeah.

:

00:37:08,445 --> 00:37:08,455

Yeah.

:

00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:11,790

Uh, Miyagi carries

Daniel back to his lair.

:

00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:13,610

Um, "Where did Spider-Man go?"

:

00:37:13,930 --> 00:37:14,590

Uh, "Who?"

:

00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,710

"The guy who bailed me out."

:

00:37:16,050 --> 00:37:16,640

"Oh, it was me."

:

00:37:16,650 --> 00:37:17,990

"No way was that was you."

:

00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:18,510

"Why?

:

00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,690

Because I am old man?"

:

00:37:20,060 --> 00:37:22,700

Uh, he says he learned karate

from his father, the fisherman.

:

00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:27,129

Uh, he says karat- he, he says te means

hand, and karate means empty hand.

:

00:37:27,189 --> 00:37:29,020

Didn't know that, so I

learnt that, I guess.

:

00:37:29,429 --> 00:37:30,030

Yeah, me too.

:

00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:32,899

Uh, Daniel asked him to

teach him for revenge.

:

00:37:32,919 --> 00:37:35,079

He says, "Fighting is the

last answer to a problem."

:

00:37:35,859 --> 00:37:37,739

Uh, Daniel asked Miyagi what belt he has.

:

00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:39,833

Canvas, 3.75,

:

00:37:39,833 --> 00:37:39,886

JCPenney.

:

00:37:39,886 --> 00:37:40,309

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

:

00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:42,059

$34 now.

:

00:37:42,059 --> 00:37:42,589

All right.

:

00:37:42,689 --> 00:37:44,249

Bloody $34 for a belt?

:

00:37:44,249 --> 00:37:47,590

I had to actually, uh, go into a

VPN just to get the bloody price.

:

00:37:48,289 --> 00:37:48,979

They wouldn't tell me.

:

00:37:49,879 --> 00:37:54,939

Uh, in Okinawa, belt means man no need

rope to hold up pants, and it's good.

:

00:37:55,349 --> 00:37:56,489

It's good.

:

00:37:57,050 --> 00:38:01,130

Uh, Columbia Pictures was reluctant to

cast Pat Morita because audiences mainly

:

00:38:01,130 --> 00:38:02,449

knew him as Arnold from Happy Days.

:

00:38:03,039 --> 00:38:06,309

Uh, the director fought for

him, and that was fair because-

:

00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,949

Mm-hmm … best support in role, uh,

at Oscar nominee, uh, Pat Morita.

:

00:38:09,949 --> 00:38:10,299

Yeah, yeah.

:

00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,310

Now, I would've suggested he

should've won until I looked up

:

00:38:13,310 --> 00:38:15,479

the others, and he lost to Dr.

:

00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:16,199

Hang S.

:

00:38:16,249 --> 00:38:19,599

Ngua for The Killing Fields, so you know,

it's a pretty good- Yeah … it's a pretty

:

00:38:19,599 --> 00:38:20,889

good film, and it's a pretty good role.

:

00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:24,850

It's arguably a little bit more

serious than The Karate Kid.

:

00:38:24,939 --> 00:38:25,429

Just about.

:

00:38:25,730 --> 00:38:25,820

Yeah.

:

00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:26,300

Just a tad.

:

00:38:26,959 --> 00:38:30,360

Uh, next day they head to the Cobra

Kai dojo, and they see, uh, the All

:

00:38:30,380 --> 00:38:32,280

Valley Karate Championship poster there.

:

00:38:32,529 --> 00:38:35,199

To be fair, this looks like child

abuse, what's going on in here.

:

00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:35,439

Mm-hmm.

:

00:38:35,439 --> 00:38:36,369

This looks like…

:

00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,099

This is aw- this is awful.

:

00:38:38,370 --> 00:38:41,239

Uh, why would you, why would

you allow this man to treat

:

00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:42,500

your children in this way?

:

00:38:43,710 --> 00:38:44,550

It was all this time.

:

00:38:45,030 --> 00:38:45,060

It's…

:

00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:46,679

Yeah, it's like indoctrination.

:

00:38:46,689 --> 00:38:48,089

You mentioned a cult earlier on, John.

:

00:38:48,090 --> 00:38:48,989

I think this is a cult.

:

00:38:49,469 --> 00:38:50,369

And a cult will work.

:

00:38:52,020 --> 00:38:55,380

It, it does, it does

seem that, um, your…

:

00:38:55,899 --> 00:39:00,799

When you take your kids to a club of any

description, you do kind of try and get

:

00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:02,499

a sense of the person who's running it.

:

00:39:02,759 --> 00:39:05,550

Um- Yeah … and John Kreese

is not a man with a filter.

:

00:39:06,099 --> 00:39:06,159

No.

:

00:39:06,709 --> 00:39:10,510

So what is, what's, what's he saying

to the parents when they bring their

:

00:39:10,510 --> 00:39:13,909

child along- … saying, "I've got a kid

who's interested in learning karate."

:

00:39:14,079 --> 00:39:15,019

And he's like, "Okay.

:

00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:18,669

Well, my philosophy is strike

hard, strike, strike first,

:

00:39:18,669 --> 00:39:20,010

strike hard, no mercy."

:

00:39:20,309 --> 00:39:23,990

"Um, so I'm basically gonna ta-

teach your, uh, little Terry

:

00:39:23,999 --> 00:39:26,390

here to be an absolute asshole."

:

00:39:26,990 --> 00:39:29,029

"Um, is that, is that kind

of what you're looking for?"

:

00:39:29,029 --> 00:39:29,039

Yeah.

:

00:39:29,039 --> 00:39:29,519

"Yeah, cool.

:

00:39:29,539 --> 00:39:32,080

Well, that's 10 bucks a

month 'cause it's only:

:

00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,239

"So, uh, yeah, no, no worries."

:

00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:35,869

They're all rich kids though, aren't they?

:

00:39:35,869 --> 00:39:37,529

I think that's what the,

well, that's what they want.

:

00:39:37,630 --> 00:39:40,199

Yeah, that's what you get for- Give

them that little bit of, give them that

:

00:39:40,199 --> 00:39:44,169

little bit of, of harshness because

there's no way little Johnny is going

:

00:39:44,169 --> 00:39:47,480

into the military once he graduates,

so this is going to be- This is it

:

00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:51,190

that military bit for him because,

you know, it's the LaRussos of

:

00:39:51,190 --> 00:39:53,710

this world that are ending up

in, on the frontline at Basra.

:

00:39:53,710 --> 00:39:54,309

Do you know what I mean?

:

00:39:54,770 --> 00:39:55,329

Not this guy.

:

00:39:56,852 --> 00:39:59,932

Uh, yeah, it's, it-- I heard you

jumped some of my students last night.

:

00:39:59,952 --> 00:40:01,782

He said, uh, "I've asked

you to leave the boy alone."

:

00:40:01,892 --> 00:40:04,252

Uh, "This is a karate dojo,

not a knitting class."

:

00:40:05,392 --> 00:40:07,781

Uh, Miyagi suggests they battle

at the tournament, but only if

:

00:40:07,782 --> 00:40:09,291

they leave Daniel to train alone.

:

00:40:09,771 --> 00:40:13,151

Uh, "But if you don't show,

it's open season on him."

:

00:40:14,271 --> 00:40:14,831

Jesus Christ.

:

00:40:15,241 --> 00:40:15,491

Oh, man.

:

00:40:15,791 --> 00:40:19,621

Never put this guy and Gary Busey

in the same room because that just,

:

00:40:19,841 --> 00:40:21,521

just, they would just explode.

:

00:40:22,181 --> 00:40:24,262

Um, but give him the Oscar.

:

00:40:24,292 --> 00:40:25,591

Give, give this guy the Oscar.

:

00:40:27,401 --> 00:40:28,101

Forget Miyagi.

:

00:40:28,441 --> 00:40:31,011

Uh, they head to Miyagi's house to

train, and he's got this fleet of classic

:

00:40:31,021 --> 00:40:33,241

cars that we've already talked about,

and Miyagi sets him to clean them.

:

00:40:34,291 --> 00:40:35,011

They make a pact.

:

00:40:35,021 --> 00:40:38,672

He says to Daniel, "No

question, no questions, and

:

00:40:38,672 --> 00:40:39,901

I will train you in karate."

:

00:40:40,381 --> 00:40:43,241

So we do wax on with the right

hand, wax off with the left hand.

:

00:40:43,881 --> 00:40:45,342

Uh, where did these cars come from?

:

00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:46,221

Detroit.

:

00:40:46,331 --> 00:40:46,881

Detroit.

:

00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:48,012

RoboCop country.

:

00:40:49,101 --> 00:40:51,712

I did expect John to have written

something like, uh, I don't

:

00:40:51,712 --> 00:40:53,131

know, is RoboCop's car here?

:

00:40:53,421 --> 00:40:54,521

So yeah, well done.

:

00:40:54,581 --> 00:40:56,121

You beat me to it.

:

00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:59,401

At its peak in the '50s, around 80% of all

cars in the world were built by American

:

00:40:59,401 --> 00:41:01,581

manufacturers, most of them in Detroit.

:

00:41:02,052 --> 00:41:05,151

Uh, more than 300 different car

companies once operated in Michigan.

:

00:41:05,202 --> 00:41:08,081

Today, only a handful

remain because capitalism.

:

00:41:09,092 --> 00:41:12,651

And the world's first moving automobile

assembly line was introduced by Henry Ford

:

00:41:12,651 --> 00:41:17,281

in:

from over 12 hours to about 90 minutes.

:

00:41:17,702 --> 00:41:18,401

Pretty impressive.

:

00:41:18,482 --> 00:41:18,802

Mm.

:

00:41:19,141 --> 00:41:19,761

Pretty impressive.

:

00:41:19,772 --> 00:41:20,002

Robots.

:

00:41:20,002 --> 00:41:20,801

RoboCop doing it.

:

00:41:21,092 --> 00:41:21,512

Robots.

:

00:41:24,211 --> 00:41:25,971

Can you fly, Daniel-san?

:

00:41:27,141 --> 00:41:29,421

Uh, later, Daniel's finished

and heads in to see Miyagi

:

00:41:29,421 --> 00:41:30,841

meditating, and he leaves him to it.

:

00:41:31,941 --> 00:41:35,661

The next week at school, Daniel and Ali

are talking, uh, and they see the Cobras.

:

00:41:35,691 --> 00:41:37,692

Daniel knows they can't touch

him, so he winds them up about

:

00:41:37,692 --> 00:41:38,751

their injuries and walks off.

:

00:41:39,511 --> 00:41:42,902

Uh, one of them shouts, "Must be

take your worm for a walk week."

:

00:41:43,461 --> 00:41:47,291

So that's great, but everybody knows

take your worm for a walk week is

:

00:41:47,291 --> 00:41:49,352

famously March the 7th to the 13th, so

:

00:41:51,361 --> 00:41:52,191

this is bullshit.

:

00:41:52,191 --> 00:41:52,201

Bullshit.

:

00:41:53,888 --> 00:41:56,908

Uh, he asks Ally to go out on Saturday

night and the Cobras approach him again.

:

00:41:56,978 --> 00:42:00,198

He gets the teacher to try and

explain the Plains natives to them.

:

00:42:00,478 --> 00:42:02,558

That's not the word he used,

but I'm not using that word.

:

00:42:02,897 --> 00:42:06,438

Uh, he makes a dash for it, but Daniel

can't get away, uh, gets dragged

:

00:42:06,438 --> 00:42:07,948

by the teacher for another lesson.

:

00:42:07,998 --> 00:42:09,008

And it's quite funny.

:

00:42:09,017 --> 00:42:09,252

It's karma.

:

00:42:09,252 --> 00:42:09,977

I quite enjoyed that.

:

00:42:09,988 --> 00:42:10,448

It's karma.

:

00:42:10,938 --> 00:42:13,808

Uh, before arri- horses arrived,

gentlemen, many Plains tribes

:

00:42:13,808 --> 00:42:17,687

hunted bison on foot, sometimes

driving entire herds over cliffs,

:

00:42:17,848 --> 00:42:19,607

which is known as buffalo jumps.

:

00:42:21,018 --> 00:42:21,228

God.

:

00:42:22,068 --> 00:42:24,637

Uh, smoke signals were a,

a real way to communicate.

:

00:42:24,647 --> 00:42:28,158

Tribes also developed a remarkably

sophisticated Plains sign language,

:

00:42:28,187 --> 00:42:30,788

allowing people from different

nations to communicate despite

:

00:42:30,788 --> 00:42:31,997

speaking different languages.

:

00:42:32,327 --> 00:42:32,678

There you go.

:

00:42:33,097 --> 00:42:33,497

Universal translator.

:

00:42:33,498 --> 00:42:35,967

And, uh, yeah, and we, and

we just stole their land.

:

00:42:37,187 --> 00:42:40,997

It's Saturday night and mom drives

Daniel to this really big posh house.

:

00:42:41,007 --> 00:42:41,027

Yeah.

:

00:42:41,317 --> 00:42:44,558

And the parents are waspish and they

don't really like how common he is.

:

00:42:44,757 --> 00:42:46,927

There's this weird bit

about a broken brick.

:

00:42:47,318 --> 00:42:49,107

"I thought I told you

to fix that," he said.

:

00:42:49,247 --> 00:42:51,108

I thought somebody's gonna get

hit with that at some point.

:

00:42:51,108 --> 00:42:51,627

Dad shouts at the, the mom.

:

00:42:51,627 --> 00:42:51,887

It just, it looks like it's

setting up for somebody to get hit.

:

00:42:51,887 --> 00:42:51,967

Yeah, I thought, "What?"

:

00:42:51,967 --> 00:42:53,458

Is that- Innit?

:

00:42:53,537 --> 00:42:56,457

… is that the brick where the key

lives under when- Yeah … when

:

00:42:56,457 --> 00:42:57,497

they lose their keys?

:

00:42:57,507 --> 00:42:57,537

What?

:

00:42:57,537 --> 00:43:00,508

It's like that statue in- Nothing

… that statue in, um, Home Alone.

:

00:43:00,588 --> 00:43:03,167

What the f- was the point- Yeah … of

keeping that, that bloody statue?

:

00:43:04,637 --> 00:43:05,028

That's exactly right, yeah.

:

00:43:05,797 --> 00:43:06,017

Yeah.

:

00:43:06,297 --> 00:43:07,727

Uh, the car won't start, of course.

:

00:43:07,777 --> 00:43:10,518

Uh, she gets Ally to drive while

they jumpstart the thing noisily, and

:

00:43:10,518 --> 00:43:12,915

the parents look on in disgust Yeah.

:

00:43:13,006 --> 00:43:14,955

Uh, should we go to Golf N Stuff, lads?

:

00:43:15,006 --> 00:43:17,466

Man, I wanna go to Golf N Stuff.

:

00:43:17,886 --> 00:43:18,136

Yep.

:

00:43:18,185 --> 00:43:18,966

Well, you can.

:

00:43:19,176 --> 00:43:19,656

Oh, what?

:

00:43:20,366 --> 00:43:23,375

Because Golf N Stuff is

absolutely a real place.

:

00:43:23,435 --> 00:43:25,455

Opened in:

:

00:43:25,455 --> 00:43:25,886

Nice.

:

00:43:25,886 --> 00:43:31,645

Is located at:

in- Ooh … Norwalk, California.

:

00:43:32,006 --> 00:43:32,026

Yeah.

:

00:43:32,036 --> 00:43:33,846

Uh, just southeast of Los Angeles.

:

00:43:34,176 --> 00:43:35,736

Um, still fully operational.

:

00:43:36,185 --> 00:43:39,155

Um, you can still play miniature

golf, crash into each other on

:

00:43:39,155 --> 00:43:43,145

the bumper boats, race go-karts,

and trade tokens in the arcade.

:

00:43:43,765 --> 00:43:47,625

Um- Nice … the park even embraces

its cinematic history by displaying

:

00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:51,505

a photo collage of Daniel and

Ali's date inside the arcade area.

:

00:43:51,825 --> 00:43:52,366

Oh, right.

:

00:43:52,366 --> 00:43:52,846

Okay.

:

00:43:52,855 --> 00:43:52,885

Nice.

:

00:43:53,175 --> 00:43:55,266

The only thing you won't find

is the Echo Pizza N Stuff.

:

00:43:55,395 --> 00:43:56,025

I looked that up.

:

00:43:58,475 --> 00:43:58,587

Turns out it wasn't- Oh.

:

00:43:58,587 --> 00:43:58,605

Ah.

:

00:43:58,605 --> 00:43:58,708

Echo Pizza far away, isn't it?

:

00:43:58,708 --> 00:44:01,795

And the, and the, and the big

water slide as well, which I don't

:

00:44:01,796 --> 00:44:05,265

seem to have written down when,

but that has since been destroyed.

:

00:44:05,506 --> 00:44:05,966

Okay.

:

00:44:06,245 --> 00:44:06,935

Probably for the best.

:

00:44:07,296 --> 00:44:11,765

Well, her house is located

at:

:

00:44:11,825 --> 00:44:14,075

Encino Hills in Los Angeles.

:

00:44:14,366 --> 00:44:14,735

Oh, she…

:

00:44:14,785 --> 00:44:17,016

So her dad's an actual

Encino Man, is what it says.

:

00:44:17,016 --> 00:44:17,925

Encino Man, exactly.

:

00:44:18,286 --> 00:44:19,085

California man.

:

00:44:19,765 --> 00:44:22,865

Um, so they do pho- they

do loads of amazing things.

:

00:44:22,875 --> 00:44:23,625

There's photo booth.

:

00:44:23,795 --> 00:44:24,616

They have a photo booth.

:

00:44:24,846 --> 00:44:25,036

Yep.

:

00:44:25,085 --> 00:44:27,935

Um, and these carts, like what

was going on with these carts?

:

00:44:28,145 --> 00:44:30,805

It looked like they were driving

Luke's speeder from A New Hope.

:

00:44:31,535 --> 00:44:31,655

Didn't they?

:

00:44:31,655 --> 00:44:33,556

In these strange cart

things that they were doing.

:

00:44:33,556 --> 00:44:36,385

Like they were off to Tashi

Station to pick up some power

:

00:44:36,386 --> 00:44:37,436

converters or something.

:

00:44:37,436 --> 00:44:38,986

I'm not entirely sure what that was about.

:

00:44:39,066 --> 00:44:42,255

Uh, and some rod, uh, table hockey,

which I don't know anything- Yeah.

:

00:44:42,255 --> 00:44:46,135

Yeah, that looks g- I, I'd love a go at

one of those, little like Subbuteo, but

:

00:44:46,136 --> 00:44:48,115

with- Yeah, yeah … um, with hockey men.

:

00:44:48,195 --> 00:44:48,415

Yeah.

:

00:44:48,455 --> 00:44:52,505

Invented in:

Donald Munro in Toronto.

:

00:44:52,505 --> 00:44:53,195

Oh, a Scottish man.

:

00:44:53,825 --> 00:44:54,605

Aye, again.

:

00:44:54,655 --> 00:44:55,075

Gotta be.

:

00:44:55,285 --> 00:44:55,866

Where's your trousers?

:

00:44:57,225 --> 00:44:58,025

On the hockey table.

:

00:44:58,265 --> 00:45:00,865

And Daniel gets the hump 'cause all her

mates have got sports cars, and he's

:

00:45:00,875 --> 00:45:04,305

getting picked up off his mum, and he

takes it out on Ali because he's a prick.

:

00:45:04,695 --> 00:45:04,895

Yeah.

:

00:45:04,905 --> 00:45:04,915

Mm.

:

00:45:05,255 --> 00:45:07,456

I mean, I say that, but I'd be

awful to rich people as well.

:

00:45:07,465 --> 00:45:07,485

Yeah.

:

00:45:07,745 --> 00:45:11,176

Uh, there's this weird bit the next

morning at Miyagi's where he's in

:

00:45:11,185 --> 00:45:12,965

the garden, "Wow, this is beautiful."

:

00:45:12,995 --> 00:45:15,075

And I thought Chun-Li's

restaurant was nice.

:

00:45:15,615 --> 00:45:17,195

I was like, "Whoa, he looking."

:

00:45:17,785 --> 00:45:18,595

I mean- … what's the special?

:

00:45:18,605 --> 00:45:20,065

Sweet and sour spinning bird kick.

:

00:45:22,936 --> 00:45:23,015

That's, what?

:

00:45:23,015 --> 00:45:23,035

Chun-Li's restaurant.

:

00:45:23,035 --> 00:45:25,046

I was gonna say, Chun-Li

from Street Fighter.

:

00:45:25,235 --> 00:45:25,455

Yeah.

:

00:45:25,455 --> 00:45:25,835

Yeah.

:

00:45:26,106 --> 00:45:26,625

Yeah, yeah.

:

00:45:26,625 --> 00:45:27,385

That is so weird.

:

00:45:27,386 --> 00:45:29,345

Maybe that's, maybe that's

where they got the name from.

:

00:45:29,765 --> 00:45:31,185

Man, they nicked it from the karate kid.

:

00:45:31,186 --> 00:45:31,876

They did it.

:

00:45:31,876 --> 00:45:32,678

Well, obviously they got the outfit.

:

00:45:32,678 --> 00:45:33,766

Oh, of course.

:

00:45:33,785 --> 00:45:34,296

Yeah, yeah.

:

00:45:34,335 --> 00:45:36,555

And, um, Johnny Lawrence's mate, M.

:

00:45:36,576 --> 00:45:37,565

Bison, of course.

:

00:45:39,665 --> 00:45:40,505

That runs the, runs the place.

:

00:45:41,535 --> 00:45:41,875

Yeah.

:

00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:45,565

Um, and I think, I think- For you

it was the All Valley, but for me it

:

00:45:45,565 --> 00:45:50,266

was a Saturday … uh, when it comes,

when it comes to the bit where Mr.

:

00:45:50,266 --> 00:45:53,095

Miyagi talks about his wife,

I'm pretty sure her name was E.

:

00:45:53,095 --> 00:45:53,555

Honda.

:

00:45:54,225 --> 00:45:54,915

Ah.

:

00:45:57,115 --> 00:45:57,315

Esmeralda

:

00:45:59,895 --> 00:46:00,015

Honda, famously.

:

00:46:00,015 --> 00:46:00,105

Madeline Zann Gif.

:

00:46:01,710 --> 00:46:05,410

That's why he married her, 'cause

he, she had that 100 hand movement.

:

00:46:06,150 --> 00:46:06,530

Why wouldn't

:

00:46:08,750 --> 00:46:08,770

you?

:

00:46:08,780 --> 00:46:08,790

Oh.

:

00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:09,230

Well done.

:

00:46:09,650 --> 00:46:09,750

Well done.

:

00:46:11,240 --> 00:46:11,920

Honda slap.

:

00:46:11,929 --> 00:46:12,370

Woo-hoo.

:

00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,160

Um, he shows Daniel how

to sand the decking.

:

00:46:17,210 --> 00:46:18,969

Right circle, left circle, right?

:

00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,689

And that's fine, but I think

decking's a death trap.

:

00:46:21,690 --> 00:46:23,780

Soon as it gets wet, you're- Oh,

it's bad … you're gonna, you're

:

00:46:23,780 --> 00:46:26,190

gonna go over and do your- Sand

it, sand it with ladders, isn't it?

:

00:46:26,190 --> 00:46:27,630

There's always, like, stuff under it.

:

00:46:27,679 --> 00:46:31,009

Yeah, there's all, like, animals live

under it, and yeah, it's d- decking, man.

:

00:46:31,470 --> 00:46:33,099

Uh, it's dark and late

by the time he's done.

:

00:46:33,229 --> 00:46:37,299

Miyagi tells him to come early tomorrow,

6:00, and Daniel's of course put out

:

00:46:37,329 --> 00:46:38,890

because we've still not done any karate.

:

00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:42,160

Uh, when he arrives the next

day, Miyagi's try- trying to

:

00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,939

catch a fly with chopsticks.

:

00:46:44,339 --> 00:46:47,040

Uh, man who catch fly with

chopsticks may achieve anything.

:

00:46:47,570 --> 00:46:49,659

And the lad picks up a pair

and catches it, like, within

:

00:46:49,660 --> 00:46:50,879

about 10 seconds, doesn't he?

:

00:46:50,879 --> 00:46:51,189

Yeah.

:

00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:53,820

He's absolutely- Legend … furious.

:

00:46:54,199 --> 00:46:55,430

"Beginner's luck," he says.

:

00:46:55,509 --> 00:46:57,089

"So I can accomplish anything, right?"

:

00:46:57,509 --> 00:46:59,699

"Yeah, but first you

accomplish painting the fence."

:

00:47:01,649 --> 00:47:01,879

Prick.

:

00:47:02,849 --> 00:47:05,609

Um, the fence, by the way,

is like the Great Wall.

:

00:47:05,649 --> 00:47:06,339

It's massive.

:

00:47:06,339 --> 00:47:07,190

It's massive, yeah.

:

00:47:07,190 --> 00:47:07,869

It's huge.

:

00:47:07,869 --> 00:47:11,960

Like, 'cause he lives in d- he lives the

other side of the tracks, doesn't he?

:

00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,659

I think he lives in a junkyard,

but he's just built this fence

:

00:47:14,659 --> 00:47:15,739

around this junkyard thing.

:

00:47:16,169 --> 00:47:17,559

Um, he says, "I'm all finished.

:

00:47:17,559 --> 00:47:18,339

Looks pretty good, huh?"

:

00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:19,760

And he's like, "Yeah, both sides."

:

00:47:19,839 --> 00:47:20,039

Wah, wah.

:

00:47:20,039 --> 00:47:20,050

By

:

00:47:22,620 --> 00:47:23,529

that time, it's dark.

:

00:47:23,559 --> 00:47:27,759

Miyagi's off for the night, in this

floral shirt and Homer's fat guy hat.

:

00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:28,590

Yeah.

:

00:47:30,229 --> 00:47:30,899

I loved this.

:

00:47:30,899 --> 00:47:30,959

It was a great, great outfit.

:

00:47:30,959 --> 00:47:33,119

It's, it's the granddad bit in the-

That he'd got on … Lost Boys, innit?

:

00:47:33,419 --> 00:47:33,759

Yeah.

:

00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:34,719

No, it was, yeah.

:

00:47:34,949 --> 00:47:36,699

Very much so, 'cause he's

also got a hot date- Got a hot

:

00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:38,086

date … with the widow Paulson.

:

00:47:38,086 --> 00:47:38,799

Oh, yeah.

:

00:47:39,619 --> 00:47:40,759

Oh, gonna get me a steak.

:

00:47:43,169 --> 00:47:44,519

Uh, next day, Daniel arrives.

:

00:47:44,519 --> 00:47:47,679

There's a note on the door, and

it just says, "Paint the house."

:

00:47:47,679 --> 00:47:48,119

Such a prick.

:

00:47:48,879 --> 00:47:50,819

Uh, he arrives, and he's been fishing.

:

00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:53,750

I've washed your car, I've painted

your fence, I've sanded your

:

00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:55,180

decks, and I've painted your house.

:

00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:56,819

Uh, but you are training.

:

00:47:56,939 --> 00:48:00,119

And I'm like, "This is

indentured servitude, Daniel."

:

00:48:00,269 --> 00:48:00,309

It is.

:

00:48:00,309 --> 00:48:01,049

"Don't do any more.

:

00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:01,849

Just don't do any more."

:

00:48:02,309 --> 00:48:04,259

But then Miyagi shows us, doesn't he?

:

00:48:04,329 --> 00:48:05,429

He shows us.

:

00:48:05,899 --> 00:48:09,199

He, he, he, he- Paint the fence

… shows us exactly what he was doing.

:

00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:09,419

The fence.

:

00:48:09,419 --> 00:48:11,839

The hands, then everything, and

then he rubs his hand together, and

:

00:48:11,839 --> 00:48:13,560

he fixes Daniel's sore shoulder.

:

00:48:14,079 --> 00:48:14,229

Yeah.

:

00:48:14,230 --> 00:48:19,352

And all of a sudden he's like-

Like little magic, little magic Mm

:

00:48:19,392 --> 00:48:20,012

Japanese man.

:

00:48:20,012 --> 00:48:21,072

He's a magic Japanese man.

:

00:48:21,082 --> 00:48:23,602

Uh, Reiki, therapeutic

touch, that's a real thing.

:

00:48:24,032 --> 00:48:24,562

All right.

:

00:48:24,672 --> 00:48:25,572

Phil Collins.

:

00:48:26,982 --> 00:48:28,112

No, that's the invisible one.

:

00:48:28,172 --> 00:48:28,842

Oh, right.

:

00:48:28,842 --> 00:48:28,992

I see.

:

00:48:28,992 --> 00:48:29,252

Okay.

:

00:48:29,252 --> 00:48:30,551

The shower curtain one, actually.

:

00:48:33,362 --> 00:48:34,871

All these were techniques for karate.

:

00:48:35,271 --> 00:48:35,521

Mm-hmm.

:

00:48:35,792 --> 00:48:36,242

Which…

:

00:48:36,812 --> 00:48:39,431

And they put it together as defensive

moves, and it's good, and he says,

:

00:48:39,431 --> 00:48:41,172

"Return tomorrow, and we'll do some more."

:

00:48:42,061 --> 00:48:43,992

When he does return tomorrow,

it's beach training.

:

00:48:44,192 --> 00:48:46,742

Uh, he has to kick in the

waves to help with balance.

:

00:48:47,282 --> 00:48:50,251

He's rubbish at it, but when he turns

around and looks at Miyagi, he's stood

:

00:48:50,252 --> 00:48:52,792

on this pole thing doing these kicks.

:

00:48:53,032 --> 00:48:53,322

Yep.

:

00:48:53,842 --> 00:48:54,231

Isn't he?

:

00:48:54,282 --> 00:48:54,861

It's quite impressive.

:

00:48:55,651 --> 00:48:56,762

Uh, they head back to

the c- It's really hard.

:

00:48:56,831 --> 00:48:57,851

I tried it the other day.

:

00:48:58,302 --> 00:48:58,381

Did you?

:

00:48:59,002 --> 00:48:59,642

Honestly.

:

00:49:00,261 --> 00:49:02,521

You're not even- Really, really

difficult … 52-year-old Pat Morita.

:

00:49:03,151 --> 00:49:07,302

Try, try standing on a pole and not even

doing the kick, just jumping from one

:

00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:08,046

foot- Just one foot … to the other.

:

00:49:08,046 --> 00:49:09,862

You're gonna do your ankle, I promise you.

:

00:49:09,911 --> 00:49:11,831

Uh, it's not your ankle you're

gonna do, right between your

:

00:49:11,831 --> 00:49:12,781

legs, that's gonna go innit?

:

00:49:12,791 --> 00:49:13,441

The whole lot.

:

00:49:13,712 --> 00:49:14,062

Yeah.

:

00:49:15,101 --> 00:49:18,201

Uh, we head back to the car, and

there's these two racists here,

:

00:49:18,802 --> 00:49:22,921

which in the credits are hilariously

named Yahoo One and Yahoo Two.

:

00:49:23,491 --> 00:49:24,391

Yahoo Serious.

:

00:49:25,381 --> 00:49:26,321

Which is brilliant.

:

00:49:27,201 --> 00:49:30,792

The one that talks, John, this

is gonna blow you away, is Larry

:

00:49:30,792 --> 00:49:33,021

Drake, the baddie from Darkman.

:

00:49:33,411 --> 00:49:34,801

Yeah, I bloody knew it.

:

00:49:34,801 --> 00:49:35,341

You know, you can see it.

:

00:49:35,341 --> 00:49:35,961

I knew, yeah.

:

00:49:35,981 --> 00:49:37,036

Yeah, yeah.

:

00:49:37,036 --> 00:49:37,241

Yeah.

:

00:49:37,241 --> 00:49:37,921

Um, he's…

:

00:49:38,532 --> 00:49:41,661

Miyagi's lucky he doesn't lose a finger to

the cigar snipper from Darkman, isn't he?

:

00:49:41,661 --> 00:49:42,521

Yeah, exactly.

:

00:49:42,521 --> 00:49:43,031

Yeah, yeah.

:

00:49:43,351 --> 00:49:46,341

Uh, he karate chops these bottles,

and Daniel's like, "That's amazing.

:

00:49:46,341 --> 00:49:47,522

Where did you learn to do that?"

:

00:49:47,522 --> 00:49:48,301

That was the first time.

:

00:49:48,591 --> 00:49:50,121

Uh, apparently it can be done.

:

00:49:50,261 --> 00:49:51,661

I was looking it up, and you can do it.

:

00:49:51,661 --> 00:49:54,481

It's, um, more about precision

rather than more power.

:

00:49:54,822 --> 00:49:55,212

Okay.

:

00:49:55,612 --> 00:49:57,771

Uh, later at school, Daniel

and Ali are playing football.

:

00:49:57,801 --> 00:50:01,171

Uh, she asks him to meet him at the

country club at 9:30 on Saturday.

:

00:50:02,171 --> 00:50:03,702

Miyagi and Daniel are in a rowing boat.

:

00:50:03,761 --> 00:50:06,922

The old man's fishing, and he's

balancing, and he says ba- balance is key.

:

00:50:07,721 --> 00:50:09,451

Uh, Miyagi explains he hates fighting.

:

00:50:09,481 --> 00:50:10,951

Karate is so he doesn't have to fight.

:

00:50:11,642 --> 00:50:12,641

The old guy rocks the boat.

:

00:50:12,651 --> 00:50:16,261

Daniel falls in, and Miyagi thinks

this is the funniest thing he's ever

:

00:50:16,261 --> 00:50:17,881

done, that any human has ever done.

:

00:50:18,131 --> 00:50:18,421

Right.

:

00:50:18,431 --> 00:50:18,451

No.

:

00:50:18,481 --> 00:50:21,011

Apparently the reaction was real 'cause

the water was literally frozen cold.

:

00:50:21,072 --> 00:50:21,851

Oh, really cold.

:

00:50:21,851 --> 00:50:22,741

That was done near, near December.

:

00:50:25,806 --> 00:50:28,486

At the country club, Daddy's

annoyed that Ali's dating Daniel.

:

00:50:29,226 --> 00:50:31,456

Johnny cuts in for a dance,

and he wants a truce.

:

00:50:32,286 --> 00:50:34,716

Outside, Daniel, for some

reason, is dressed like Rodney

:

00:50:34,716 --> 00:50:35,016

Dangerfield in Caddy Shack.

:

00:50:35,016 --> 00:50:36,086

Like a, like a valet.

:

00:50:36,246 --> 00:50:37,245

Like, looks like a valet.

:

00:50:37,246 --> 00:50:40,146

Looks like something out of

bloody- With his baggier mister.

:

00:50:41,226 --> 00:50:42,626

Well, and, and also…

:

00:50:43,246 --> 00:50:45,385

Sorry, I'm, I'm jumping slightly ahead.

:

00:50:45,435 --> 00:50:45,582

Go for it.

:

00:50:45,582 --> 00:50:49,425

But he decides rather than wait outside

for the person who he's arranged

:

00:50:49,425 --> 00:50:51,965

to meet outside- Mm-hmm … he's

gonna sneak through the kitchen.

:

00:50:52,525 --> 00:50:53,056

Breakin', yep.

:

00:50:53,255 --> 00:50:54,636

He, he, he goes through the

kitchen- Does the, the- … l-

:

00:50:55,466 --> 00:50:57,995

like, like that bit in Goodfellas.

:

00:50:58,036 --> 00:51:01,486

We're just missing, like, The Ronettes

and a steady cam, and it's that bit where

:

00:51:01,486 --> 00:51:02,725

they go into the club through the kitchen.

:

00:51:02,876 --> 00:51:04,105

What is he doing?

:

00:51:04,725 --> 00:51:05,595

Sneaky, sneaky.

:

00:51:06,675 --> 00:51:08,516

Like, uh- Yeah … he spots Johnny

and Ali dancing, doesn't he?

:

00:51:08,525 --> 00:51:08,545

Yeah.

:

00:51:08,646 --> 00:51:11,306

And when Johnny sees, uh,

he goes in for this kiss.

:

00:51:11,315 --> 00:51:12,305

She fights him off.

:

00:51:12,695 --> 00:51:15,175

There's a crash in the kitchen,

and he's just, in this white

:

00:51:15,175 --> 00:51:17,595

suit, he's just covered in,

like- Covered … sauce, tomato.

:

00:51:17,615 --> 00:51:17,635

Yeah.

:

00:51:17,945 --> 00:51:19,185

They've just thrown some tomato at him.

:

00:51:19,556 --> 00:51:20,665

Uh, they all laugh.

:

00:51:20,685 --> 00:51:24,096

The, the way everybody laughs

is like Miyagi's overreactionary

:

00:51:24,096 --> 00:51:25,165

laugh from the last scene.

:

00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:25,555

Yeah.

:

00:51:25,556 --> 00:51:25,925

It's like something from Carrie, innit?

:

00:51:25,925 --> 00:51:27,244

It's absolutely, "Ha ha ha ha."

:

00:51:27,244 --> 00:51:27,691

Punishing laugh.

:

00:51:27,691 --> 00:51:29,030

He is very much like Carrie.

:

00:51:29,030 --> 00:51:29,922

Like a crude man.

:

00:51:29,922 --> 00:51:30,595

What the hell?

:

00:51:30,765 --> 00:51:30,875

Let's eat the rich.

:

00:51:32,155 --> 00:51:32,906

Let's eat the rich.

:

00:51:34,015 --> 00:51:34,605

Well, that is…

:

00:51:34,666 --> 00:51:35,995

Yeah, the, the…

:

00:51:36,695 --> 00:51:39,316

Some, some poor boy's just

walked into some waiter.

:

00:51:39,475 --> 00:51:41,165

Everyone finds it hilarious.

:

00:51:41,165 --> 00:51:41,175

Yeah.

:

00:51:41,175 --> 00:51:42,175

Yeah, because he's poor.

:

00:51:42,255 --> 00:51:42,785

That's why.

:

00:51:42,795 --> 00:51:43,065

Yeah.

:

00:51:43,065 --> 00:51:43,355

Yeah.

:

00:51:44,085 --> 00:51:45,445

And he's dressed like out

of Saturday Night Fever.

:

00:51:46,495 --> 00:51:48,355

White Goodman, that's

what he's dressed like.

:

00:51:48,365 --> 00:51:50,355

White Goodman in Dodgeball,

that's what he's dressed like.

:

00:51:52,145 --> 00:51:53,725

And it was there, and

it was- It was there.

:

00:51:53,905 --> 00:51:54,555

You were waiting for it.

:

00:51:54,975 --> 00:51:59,775

Daniel heads to see Miyagi, and he is

hammered, looking at a picture wearing

:

00:51:59,776 --> 00:52:03,605

an army uniform, uh, singing, singing the

Japanese blues and shouting, "Banzai."

:

00:52:03,605 --> 00:52:03,615

Uh,

:

00:52:05,945 --> 00:52:07,395

it would've been his anniversary with E.

:

00:52:07,395 --> 00:52:08,645

Honda, sadly.

:

00:52:09,085 --> 00:52:11,605

He shows Daniel a picture of

him and his pregnant wife.

:

00:52:11,695 --> 00:52:15,766

Uh, and he's doing this thing about his

wife's childbirth complications at- Yeah

:

00:52:16,056 --> 00:52:17,995

at Manzanar, and he falls asleep.

:

00:52:18,015 --> 00:52:20,766

Daniel reads these paper cuttings, a

letter saying she died in childbirth

:

00:52:20,806 --> 00:52:24,405

nd,:

:

00:52:24,655 --> 00:52:28,905

Uh, people that didn't die in

nd,:

:

00:52:28,905 --> 00:52:31,875

uh, Keith Emerson, English keyboardist

with Emerson, Lake & Palmer.

:

00:52:32,535 --> 00:52:32,665

Emerson, Lake & Palmer.

:

00:52:32,955 --> 00:52:33,155

Yeah.

:

00:52:33,215 --> 00:52:37,245

And Michael Buffer, the, uh,

"Let's get ready to rumble" bloke.

:

00:52:37,245 --> 00:52:37,423

Yeah.

:

00:52:37,423 --> 00:52:37,955

There you go.

:

00:52:37,955 --> 00:52:38,195

Yeah.

:

00:52:38,485 --> 00:52:39,306

That's gonna cost you.

:

00:52:39,306 --> 00:52:40,175

Yeah.

:

00:52:40,175 --> 00:52:40,575

Yeah.

:

00:52:40,746 --> 00:52:41,165

Oh, shit.

:

00:52:41,166 --> 00:52:41,246

Yeah.

:

00:52:41,786 --> 00:52:41,816

Okay.

:

00:52:41,816 --> 00:52:42,322

Oh, God.

:

00:52:42,322 --> 00:52:42,576

Yeah.

:

00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:42,586

Oh.

:

00:52:42,856 --> 00:52:43,825

Oh, no, that…

:

00:52:44,085 --> 00:52:46,085

No, it, it was out in Dec 1.

:

00:52:46,085 --> 00:52:46,145

It was out in Dec 1.

:

00:52:46,145 --> 00:52:48,176

I've seen it.

:

00:52:48,176 --> 00:52:49,325

I think we spell it different.

:

00:52:51,076 --> 00:52:51,765

Oh, man.

:

00:52:51,765 --> 00:52:55,275

Yeah, he, he, he's, he's

famously, uh, litigious, isn't he?

:

00:52:55,276 --> 00:52:55,756

Buffer.

:

00:52:55,945 --> 00:52:57,436

'Cause that's literally all he's got.

:

00:52:58,350 --> 00:53:00,910

That's literally all he's got

Right, he needs Uh, right.

:

00:53:00,940 --> 00:53:03,069

Anyway, look, comedy podcast

goes grim for a minute or two

:

00:53:03,069 --> 00:53:04,410

while we do the Japanese stuff.

:

00:53:04,529 --> 00:53:08,540

Um, after the Japanese attack on

Pearl Harbor, a h- between 120,000 to

:

00:53:08,540 --> 00:53:12,220

125,000 people of Japanese ancestry

were forcibly removed from their homes.

:

00:53:12,580 --> 00:53:17,729

Around 70,000 were American citizens by

birth, and nearly two-thirds of which,

:

00:53:17,770 --> 00:53:26,359

um, people incarcerated were, um, US

citizens, and over 15,000 children were

:

00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,910

put in these internment camps because

they, quote-unquote, "May have been

:

00:53:29,910 --> 00:53:32,059

spies," may have been Japanese spies.

:

00:53:33,100 --> 00:53:37,339

Um, at Manzanar in December:

police opened fire during protests.

:

00:53:37,339 --> 00:53:39,709

Two Japanese Americans were

killed, and around 10 others were

:

00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:41,959

wounded, including a 17-year-old.

:

00:53:43,219 --> 00:53:46,470

Uh, George Takai, uh, was five years

old when his family was imprisoned,

:

00:53:46,499 --> 00:53:48,720

and Pat Morita was also in a camp.

:

00:53:49,499 --> 00:53:52,699

In:

signed the Civil Liberties Act.

:

00:53:53,029 --> 00:53:55,440

Surviving former prisoners

each received $20,000 in

:

00:53:56,049 --> 00:53:58,439

compensation and a formal apology.

:

00:53:58,779 --> 00:53:58,880

There you go.

:

00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,148

Jesus Right.

:

00:54:01,218 --> 00:54:02,148

Anyone got any jokes?

:

00:54:03,708 --> 00:54:04,298

No after that.

:

00:54:04,298 --> 00:54:04,658

Hmm.

:

00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:05,428

Got a magic trick.

:

00:54:05,438 --> 00:54:10,918

As the sun comes up, Daniel's

practicing his kicks on the pole and

:

00:54:10,918 --> 00:54:12,187

his balance on the boat on his own.

:

00:54:12,727 --> 00:54:15,838

Uh, we get a birthday for

Daniel, a cake, and Miyagi's

:

00:54:15,887 --> 00:54:18,047

old karate pajamas, uh- Mm-hmm

:

00:54:18,048 --> 00:54:18,428

which Mrs.

:

00:54:18,428 --> 00:54:19,758

Miyagi made back in the day.

:

00:54:20,148 --> 00:54:21,367

Yeah, he designed that logo.

:

00:54:21,847 --> 00:54:22,408

Did he really?

:

00:54:22,408 --> 00:54:22,687

That was he, yeah.

:

00:54:22,687 --> 00:54:23,407

Oh, wow.

:

00:54:23,407 --> 00:54:23,857

Right.

:

00:54:24,097 --> 00:54:24,577

That's pretty good.

:

00:54:25,218 --> 00:54:27,257

Uh, he also- How, how do

they fit both of them?

:

00:54:27,487 --> 00:54:28,568

Yeah, that's a- Exactly.

:

00:54:28,958 --> 00:54:29,967

But Daniel's a very little fella.

:

00:54:29,967 --> 00:54:31,578

Daniel's a very, very little fella.

:

00:54:32,918 --> 00:54:34,357

Uh, he gets his driver's license.

:

00:54:34,358 --> 00:54:37,567

He shows Miyagi, but the photo of

him and Ali falls out of the wallet.

:

00:54:37,918 --> 00:54:38,897

Uh, "You look good together.

:

00:54:38,937 --> 00:54:39,897

Different but same."

:

00:54:40,047 --> 00:54:40,788

It's a bit racist, Mr.

:

00:54:40,788 --> 00:54:41,518

Miyagi, but okay.

:

00:54:42,047 --> 00:54:44,687

Uh, no, "Different but different."

:

00:54:44,757 --> 00:54:46,427

Uh, is this where Mr.

:

00:54:46,657 --> 00:54:50,158

Miyagi understands the difference

between a male and a female?

:

00:54:50,177 --> 00:54:51,778

Is this where it finally happens?

:

00:54:51,837 --> 00:54:52,538

Ah, get you.

:

00:54:52,577 --> 00:54:54,167

"He's got long hair,

you've got short hair.

:

00:54:54,517 --> 00:54:55,117

What is that?"

:

00:54:55,347 --> 00:54:57,497

Uh, Daniel heads off to leave,

but Miyagi wants to give him

:

00:54:57,497 --> 00:54:59,957

another present, and this is where

he gets the choice of the cars.

:

00:55:00,687 --> 00:55:00,807

Yeah.

:

00:55:00,837 --> 00:55:03,027

Which, John, you were probably

about to tell us, but Sam

:

00:55:03,027 --> 00:55:03,782

already beat you to it, so.

:

00:55:03,782 --> 00:55:04,407

Yeah, yeah, bit of a gaffe.

:

00:55:04,407 --> 00:55:04,947

Bit of a gaffe.

:

00:55:06,308 --> 00:55:09,087

Uh, just remember, license never

replace eyes, ears, and brain.

:

00:55:09,278 --> 00:55:11,178

Uh, Daniel says he's

afraid for the tournament.

:

00:55:11,617 --> 00:55:13,057

"Remember the lesson about the balance?

:

00:55:13,247 --> 00:55:14,827

Whole life is about balance.

:

00:55:14,827 --> 00:55:15,647

Do you understand?"

:

00:55:16,257 --> 00:55:16,998

And he says, "Mr.

:

00:55:16,998 --> 00:55:19,057

Miyagi, you're the best

friend I ever had."

:

00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:20,908

And he goes, "You're okay, too.

:

00:55:20,977 --> 00:55:22,348

Now go find the balance."

:

00:55:22,348 --> 00:55:23,718

Mm-hmm.

:

00:55:23,718 --> 00:55:25,739

It's so brutal- Yeah, they're

both- … that, isn't it?

:

00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:25,787

I know.

:

00:55:25,787 --> 00:55:26,577

Cheese and ham, innit?

:

00:55:26,617 --> 00:55:27,187

Cheese and ham.

:

00:55:27,977 --> 00:55:29,688

"You- you're okay, too."

:

00:55:29,988 --> 00:55:32,167

Man, Miyagi, you're such a prick.

:

00:55:33,357 --> 00:55:35,338

Such a awful, awful man.

:

00:55:35,378 --> 00:55:36,307

That kid is just…

:

00:55:36,668 --> 00:55:39,447

You are the father figure this child

has never had, and you're like- Mm-hmm

:

00:55:39,467 --> 00:55:41,738

"Uh, yeah, yeah."

:

00:55:41,907 --> 00:55:42,628

No, you're anything.

:

00:55:43,017 --> 00:55:43,527

If you want.

:

00:55:44,117 --> 00:55:46,277

Uh, Daniel is drawn to the parking lot-

I mean, it, it could have, it could

:

00:55:46,277 --> 00:55:47,877

have been more brutal, to be fair.

:

00:55:47,907 --> 00:55:50,017

He could have said, "That's a bit weird.

:

00:55:50,567 --> 00:55:52,377

Why don't you go and make

some friends your own age?"

:

00:55:53,378 --> 00:55:54,517

You're a creepy man.

:

00:55:55,347 --> 00:55:55,577

That's the theater business.

:

00:55:55,577 --> 00:55:56,617

You're absolutely- You're a weird kid.

:

00:55:56,967 --> 00:55:57,147

Yeah.

:

00:55:59,197 --> 00:56:00,207

One of them will fix your bike.

:

00:56:03,577 --> 00:56:04,512

Glad I'm not your dad.

:

00:56:04,512 --> 00:56:04,937

You're not my real sensei.

:

00:56:04,937 --> 00:56:04,977

Oh, man.

:

00:56:04,987 --> 00:56:05,237

Yeah.

:

00:56:05,287 --> 00:56:08,117

Although I am secretly shagging

your mom, and that's why, why I

:

00:56:08,117 --> 00:56:10,538

keep- Oh, man- … bothering you

so much … that's the story.

:

00:56:10,538 --> 00:56:10,598

That's it.

:

00:56:10,808 --> 00:56:11,058

Yeah.

:

00:56:11,058 --> 00:56:11,788

That's the story.

:

00:56:11,788 --> 00:56:12,727

That's why- Fix your faucet.

:

00:56:12,727 --> 00:56:13,498

Fix your faucet.

:

00:56:14,577 --> 00:56:18,567

That's why he spends all that time

painting the fence while he's, he's in

:

00:56:18,568 --> 00:56:20,397

the back room at the Orient Express.

:

00:56:20,397 --> 00:56:21,558

That's, that's why her eggs are dry.

:

00:56:23,307 --> 00:56:24,407

Jesus, John.

:

00:56:25,208 --> 00:56:25,798

Come on.

:

00:56:28,898 --> 00:56:29,088

Shattered.

:

00:56:29,137 --> 00:56:29,667

Not anymore.

:

00:56:31,517 --> 00:56:34,477

He spots Ali inside playing this

light gun game, and he's here to

:

00:56:34,477 --> 00:56:36,367

apologize, but she's having none of it.

:

00:56:36,988 --> 00:56:38,977

Uh, it makes sense she walloped

Johnny after the attack.

:

00:56:39,017 --> 00:56:40,857

But why, what shouldn't,

why didn't she say anything?

:

00:56:40,997 --> 00:56:42,227

She shouldn't have to.

:

00:56:42,568 --> 00:56:43,747

I mean, she should- Hey,

look, she had, uh- … but it

:

00:56:43,747 --> 00:56:45,117

would really help this movie.

:

00:56:45,547 --> 00:56:49,458

It would really cut the, you know,

cut us 10 minutes if, if she had.

:

00:56:50,387 --> 00:56:52,388

Outside, he admits that he's

a jerk, and he asks her to

:

00:56:52,477 --> 00:56:53,417

come along and cheer for her.

:

00:56:54,247 --> 00:56:58,114

They kiss, and he lets her drive

home At the tournament, Daniel

:

00:56:58,114 --> 00:57:01,244

needs a belt to compete, and

Miyagi says it's a black belt.

:

00:57:01,674 --> 00:57:05,654

He grabs her hand and puts

it down to steal the guy that

:

00:57:05,664 --> 00:57:07,344

they're registering from's belt.

:

00:57:07,563 --> 00:57:08,194

Yeah, yeah.

:

00:57:08,684 --> 00:57:13,084

Could I, um, could, could I t- take

this opportunity to do my big reveal?

:

00:57:13,294 --> 00:57:13,864

Oh, yeah.

:

00:57:13,864 --> 00:57:14,183

Please do.

:

00:57:14,183 --> 00:57:14,753

Yes, please.

:

00:57:14,894 --> 00:57:14,984

Okay.

:

00:57:15,413 --> 00:57:20,872

So It takes quite a long time to get

a black belt in karate Do you not just

:

00:57:20,872 --> 00:57:22,282

get Elizabeth Shue and nick it for you?

:

00:57:22,362 --> 00:57:23,022

Or die it.

:

00:57:23,532 --> 00:57:27,932

You absolutely don't, and I can

tell you that because I've actually

:

00:57:27,932 --> 00:57:29,142

done a spot of karate myself.

:

00:57:29,142 --> 00:57:30,412

Oh, look at this.

:

00:57:30,412 --> 00:57:30,542

What?

:

00:57:30,542 --> 00:57:30,561

What?

:

00:57:30,561 --> 00:57:32,372

Um, and so these are my belts.

:

00:57:32,412 --> 00:57:33,382

None of them are black.

:

00:57:33,801 --> 00:57:34,061

Okay.

:

00:57:34,282 --> 00:57:34,432

Oh.

:

00:57:34,942 --> 00:57:40,721

Um, however, uh, in order to get

to first dan black belt in karate,

:

00:57:40,961 --> 00:57:44,661

uh, typically takes, t- typically

takes between three and five years

:

00:57:44,682 --> 00:57:47,071

of consistent continuous training.

:

00:57:47,371 --> 00:57:47,401

What?

:

00:57:47,492 --> 00:57:50,402

Uh, that timeline does vary

greatly depending on your training

:

00:57:50,422 --> 00:57:54,101

frequency, the specific style of

karate, and the dojo standards.

:

00:57:54,422 --> 00:57:58,831

However, as someone who has done some

karate training over the last few years,

:

00:57:59,071 --> 00:58:04,981

I don't think sanding and washing cars

necessarily, um, counts towards that.

:

00:58:05,212 --> 00:58:09,562

So two to three structured classes

per week, you could potentially…

:

00:58:09,602 --> 00:58:11,182

And Daniel is a good age for it.

:

00:58:11,201 --> 00:58:15,972

Speaking to, uh, to my sensei, um,

that kind of 16 years old is a really

:

00:58:15,972 --> 00:58:18,021

good t- time to start, um, for boys.

:

00:58:18,021 --> 00:58:19,992

Interestingly, a bit

younger for girls works.

:

00:58:20,321 --> 00:58:25,721

Um, uh, but if you attend fewer than

one to two times a week, like me,

:

00:58:25,961 --> 00:58:29,882

um, that can stretch the timeline

to more like seven to 10 years.

:

00:58:30,192 --> 00:58:30,572

Wow.

:

00:58:30,611 --> 00:58:31,021

What?

:

00:58:31,092 --> 00:58:31,942

Jesus.

:

00:58:32,372 --> 00:58:32,652

Well done, though.

:

00:58:32,652 --> 00:58:33,132

To get your…

:

00:58:33,181 --> 00:58:36,871

A- and I do know, I, I know people

who've done, who, who have failed

:

00:58:36,891 --> 00:58:41,431

their, uh, their, their first dan,

um, test, but this is where I get

:

00:58:41,442 --> 00:58:46,442

into potentially less of 100 things

we learned from film and 100 things

:

00:58:46,442 --> 00:58:47,962

that this film got wrong about karate.

:

00:58:48,622 --> 00:58:49,621

So, uh- No, we like that.

:

00:58:49,651 --> 00:58:52,611

We like when films like- There's, there's

a few, there's a few more to come.

:

00:58:53,251 --> 00:58:53,581

Okay.

:

00:58:53,581 --> 00:58:54,641

No, no, that's, uh…

:

00:58:54,771 --> 00:58:56,531

Yeah, 'cause we're

getting to that bit now.

:

00:58:56,601 --> 00:58:58,981

This is where, where that is

going to be very, very important.

:

00:58:58,982 --> 00:59:00,391

Did you try and sand on, Sam?

:

00:59:00,401 --> 00:59:00,922

Did you try?

:

00:59:01,341 --> 00:59:02,321

Did you have a go?

:

00:59:03,391 --> 00:59:03,801

It's not…

:

00:59:04,031 --> 00:59:08,652

I mean, um, I'm not saying The Karate

Kid never gets mentioned, um, at karate

:

00:59:08,681 --> 00:59:13,861

lessons, um, but, um, at training,

but, um, but it's not necessarily,

:

00:59:13,901 --> 00:59:16,042

um, as strict as, as, uh, as Mr.

:

00:59:16,042 --> 00:59:17,112

Miyagi is around that.

:

00:59:17,361 --> 00:59:22,092

Can I just say, so in terms of that

particular scene where he basically turns

:

00:59:22,092 --> 00:59:27,171

up and says, yeah, he's gonna go and

fight as a black belt, um, in order to go

:

00:59:27,191 --> 00:59:31,061

into a karate competition, and I am aware

that there's different codes and there's

:

00:59:31,062 --> 00:59:35,051

different ways of doing these things,

but in the Japanese Karate Association

:

00:59:35,051 --> 00:59:39,911

of England, you need your little Japanese

Karate Association passport in which

:

00:59:40,081 --> 00:59:45,081

you, uh, you have to be registered,

um, my hands are lethal weapons.

:

00:59:45,401 --> 00:59:50,221

Um, and, uh, you get your little,

your little stamps for when

:

00:59:50,221 --> 00:59:53,181

you've got your belts and, um,

when you're entering tournaments.

:

00:59:53,361 --> 00:59:56,312

If you forget that book,

you're not in that tournament.

:

00:59:56,491 --> 00:59:56,691

Wow.

:

00:59:56,691 --> 00:59:59,451

So the idea that you can just turn up

and say, "Oh yeah, he's a black belt,"

:

00:59:59,681 --> 01:00:03,242

um, is, let's say, spurious at best.

:

01:00:03,401 --> 01:00:05,901

You went really all in, in the

revision for this film, haven't you?

:

01:00:05,941 --> 01:00:06,271

Jesus.

:

01:00:06,271 --> 01:00:08,551

I started four years ago, mate.

:

01:00:08,551 --> 01:00:08,941

So much so, yeah.

:

01:00:10,531 --> 01:00:11,992

You only suggested it five years ago.

:

01:00:13,624 --> 01:00:15,954

Have you, have you won one of

these massive trophies that Daniel

:

01:00:15,954 --> 01:00:16,934

gets at the end of this movie?

:

01:00:17,794 --> 01:00:21,224

Well, look, I, I wasn't gonna go

on about it, but what I have won

:

01:00:21,264 --> 01:00:27,124

is, um, so this is my bronze medal

from the, uh, kumite at last year's,

:

01:00:27,194 --> 01:00:30,244

uh, JKA, uh, International Open.

:

01:00:30,253 --> 01:00:30,273

Wow.

:

01:00:30,704 --> 01:00:35,883

Uh, this is my, uh, silver

medal from the team kata at last

:

01:00:35,883 --> 01:00:38,823

year's, uh, JKA UK Championships.

:

01:00:38,833 --> 01:00:38,853

Wow.

:

01:00:39,124 --> 01:00:44,244

Um, and this is my, uh, gold medal

from the, uh, kata competition.

:

01:00:44,553 --> 01:00:44,913

Um- Wow.

:

01:00:45,883 --> 01:00:47,593

Well done … which

sounds impressive so far.

:

01:00:48,434 --> 01:00:52,424

This is the trophy that I got for

being what the, uh, Americans would

:

01:00:52,424 --> 01:00:54,923

call the winningest member of, um- Oh

:

01:00:54,923 --> 01:00:58,403

the karate club, um, in

Colchester last year.

:

01:00:58,974 --> 01:01:03,724

Um, the caveat, and it's a hefty one,

which goes across all of the top of

:

01:01:03,724 --> 01:01:07,183

this, is at my level in my age bracket.

:

01:01:07,463 --> 01:01:09,844

So- Right, okay … let's just, uh Ah.

:

01:01:10,364 --> 01:01:16,904

So, so I am an international karate

champion within a very, very fine remit.

:

01:01:17,313 --> 01:01:17,633

Right.

:

01:01:17,684 --> 01:01:18,114

Okay.

:

01:01:18,114 --> 01:01:18,533

That works though.

:

01:01:18,533 --> 01:01:18,793

Great.

:

01:01:18,843 --> 01:01:22,073

Hey, I can't get off the sofa without

groaning, so you know, that's…

:

01:01:22,114 --> 01:01:23,825

You've got that going for you.

:

01:01:23,825 --> 01:01:26,694

Can, can I also just say, the reason

I chose the film is not so that I

:

01:01:26,694 --> 01:01:28,072

could show the internet my medals.

:

01:01:28,072 --> 01:01:28,617

Yeah, whatever.

:

01:01:28,617 --> 01:01:28,890

Whatever.

:

01:01:28,890 --> 01:01:29,163

Yeah.

:

01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:29,708

Yeah, yeah.

:

01:01:29,708 --> 01:01:36,014

See if you, see if you've got a lightsaber

in it, I'm going to go crazy, man.

:

01:01:36,014 --> 01:01:38,143

In the dressing room, the

Cobras are hassling Daniel.

:

01:01:38,463 --> 01:01:40,624

Uh, "Points or no points,

you're dead meat."

:

01:01:40,684 --> 01:01:42,564

And the ref comes in and

breaks it up for some reason.

:

01:01:43,224 --> 01:01:44,543

She puts the belt on him.

:

01:01:44,663 --> 01:01:45,663

Where did we get this?

:

01:01:45,904 --> 01:01:47,023

Buddha provides.

:

01:01:47,573 --> 01:01:48,433

It's good, it's a good one.

:

01:01:48,923 --> 01:01:50,044

Uh- Also- The judge won't…

:

01:01:50,044 --> 01:01:52,883

Go on … how does she know, how does

she know how to tie a karate belt?

:

01:01:52,883 --> 01:01:52,923

It's just a belt.

:

01:01:52,923 --> 01:01:53,013

Costume.

:

01:01:53,233 --> 01:01:54,884

Which is necessarily straightforward.

:

01:01:54,893 --> 01:01:55,173

Yeah, yeah.

:

01:01:55,193 --> 01:01:55,253

Costume.

:

01:01:55,253 --> 01:01:55,813

Oh, no, no.

:

01:01:55,853 --> 01:01:59,163

They're, they're really long, and you have

to do, like, a whole thing where you start

:

01:01:59,163 --> 01:02:01,643

at the front- Mm-hmm … and go around

the back and loop it under and stuff.

:

01:02:01,794 --> 01:02:02,223

Ah, right.

:

01:02:02,233 --> 01:02:02,933

Um, there you go.

:

01:02:02,934 --> 01:02:03,934

There's a, there's a thing.

:

01:02:04,103 --> 01:02:04,943

It's a, uh…

:

01:02:05,033 --> 01:02:07,093

There is a specific way

to tie a karate belt.

:

01:02:07,133 --> 01:02:07,373

Okay.

:

01:02:07,373 --> 01:02:07,486

There you go.

:

01:02:07,486 --> 01:02:11,943

And also, sh- how is she the only person

who knows the rules of the competition?

:

01:02:12,013 --> 01:02:14,083

Yeah, that's, yeah, that's really weird.

:

01:02:14,193 --> 01:02:14,523

Yeah.

:

01:02:14,843 --> 01:02:18,862

B- Because she basically tells us-

Nails them … that if you get,

:

01:02:18,862 --> 01:02:20,502

like, you get a point for this-

Yep … and a point for that.

:

01:02:20,772 --> 01:02:21,882

One for the balls, two for the face.

:

01:02:21,892 --> 01:02:21,912

Yeah.

:

01:02:21,922 --> 01:02:23,482

One for the balls, two for the face.

:

01:02:23,482 --> 01:02:26,122

And the judge won't let her

stay at the mat until they claim

:

01:02:26,122 --> 01:02:27,682

she's translating for Miyagi.

:

01:02:28,012 --> 01:02:30,552

Uh, and there's this great bit

where J- what, what did he say?

:

01:02:30,592 --> 01:02:33,391

Oh, he says he's got a, an, an

uncle in Japan who looks like you.

:

01:02:33,562 --> 01:02:34,252

Oh, thank you.

:

01:02:34,361 --> 01:02:35,102

You're welcome.

:

01:02:35,812 --> 01:02:36,432

They look so similar.

:

01:02:37,111 --> 01:02:38,671

It's a great, another brilliant

Great Escape bit, isn't it?

:

01:02:38,671 --> 01:02:39,307

I do like it.

:

01:02:39,307 --> 01:02:39,943

I do like it.

:

01:02:39,943 --> 01:02:43,421

Uh- Um, in karate you do actually

get more points for a head kick.

:

01:02:43,452 --> 01:02:47,331

Part of the, um, part of the thing when

you're doing that, uh, competitive,

:

01:02:47,341 --> 01:02:52,216

the kumite element, is that, um, you

do want to score points, but you also

:

01:02:52,216 --> 01:02:53,622

basically get points for showing off.

:

01:02:53,842 --> 01:02:58,252

So if you- Oh, right … uh, kick

someone in their, uh, sternum, then you

:

01:02:58,342 --> 01:03:00,562

would get, you would get fewer points

than if you kick them in the head.

:

01:03:01,081 --> 01:03:01,872

Okay, great.

:

01:03:01,982 --> 01:03:02,072

Cool.

:

01:03:02,752 --> 01:03:04,732

The first fight- Points for

showing off is what attracted me.

:

01:03:05,552 --> 01:03:07,542

Yeah, well, I'm not surprised.

:

01:03:07,542 --> 01:03:07,841

I'm not surprised.

:

01:03:07,841 --> 01:03:10,652

The first fight, Daniel kicks and

knocks this guy out, and she shouts,

:

01:03:10,701 --> 01:03:12,591

"Whoa, Daniel, you're the best."

:

01:03:13,241 --> 01:03:13,281

Hooray.

:

01:03:13,291 --> 01:03:13,751

Oh.

:

01:03:13,761 --> 01:03:18,602

Which then throws us into this montage

to You're The Best, uh, performed by

:

01:03:18,611 --> 01:03:22,732

Joe Esposito, and written by Bill Conti,

John, as you mentioned before- Hey

:

01:03:22,791 --> 01:03:26,022

uh, for the music, and Ali

W- Ali Willis for the lyrics.

:

01:03:26,312 --> 01:03:29,832

Uh, Conti we know from, as you say,

all of those, uh- Rocky … but

:

01:03:29,842 --> 01:03:31,152

also Master of the Universe.

:

01:03:31,191 --> 01:03:31,702

Yeah, yeah.

:

01:03:31,702 --> 01:03:32,692

Which we did a couple of months ago.

:

01:03:33,552 --> 01:03:36,411

Uh, but, um, Willis is

even better in my opinion.

:

01:03:36,461 --> 01:03:37,441

Uh, this is great.

:

01:03:37,511 --> 01:03:42,431

She co-wrote, uh, hit songs including

September and Boogie Wonderland for

:

01:03:42,431 --> 01:03:44,012

Earth, Wind & Fire, both great songs.

:

01:03:44,141 --> 01:03:44,301

Nice.

:

01:03:44,361 --> 01:03:45,912

And What Have I Done to Deserve This?,

:

01:03:45,921 --> 01:03:46,891

for Pet Shop Boys.

:

01:03:47,101 --> 01:03:47,481

What?

:

01:03:47,721 --> 01:03:48,061

Dusty Springfield.

:

01:03:48,101 --> 01:03:48,621

Wow.

:

01:03:48,671 --> 01:03:49,481

I love that.

:

01:03:49,791 --> 01:03:49,901

It's an absolute banger.

:

01:03:49,901 --> 01:03:50,052

No, it's good.

:

01:03:50,331 --> 01:03:50,811

Yeah, it's good.

:

01:03:50,912 --> 01:03:51,262

Yeah.

:

01:03:51,561 --> 01:03:55,471

She won two Grammys for Beverly

Hills Cop and Color Purple themes.

:

01:03:55,842 --> 01:04:00,611

Um, and the latter was nominated for

a Tony Award, and this is my personal

:

01:04:00,611 --> 01:04:03,841

fact of the show, she was also

nominated for an Emmy for (I'll Be

:

01:04:03,842 --> 01:04:05,941

There 4U), the theme tune to Friends.

:

01:04:06,522 --> 01:04:06,912

Wow.

:

01:04:07,302 --> 01:04:07,532

Bloody hell.

:

01:04:07,582 --> 01:04:07,992

Jesus.

:

01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:08,241

Hmm.

:

01:04:08,552 --> 01:04:09,211

How good is that?

:

01:04:09,351 --> 01:04:09,881

Impressive.

:

01:04:10,171 --> 01:04:12,521

Um- I don't particularly like

Friends, but you know, you can't,

:

01:04:12,581 --> 01:04:13,651

you can't deny that's a totem.

:

01:04:13,651 --> 01:04:13,902

Mm-hmm.

:

01:04:14,951 --> 01:04:20,261

The song The Best- Mm-hmm … features the

lyric, "History repeats itself", which is,

:

01:04:20,331 --> 01:04:23,861

uh, something which has been criticized

by fans and critics, uh, because it

:

01:04:23,861 --> 01:04:27,251

doesn't make enough sense for the f-

for the scene, as it was Daniel's very

:

01:04:27,251 --> 01:04:28,521

first time competing in the tournament.

:

01:04:28,521 --> 01:04:29,101

Oh, of course.

:

01:04:29,291 --> 01:04:29,311

Yeah.

:

01:04:29,731 --> 01:04:30,011

True.

:

01:04:30,091 --> 01:04:35,052

Um, now this is borne out potentially

by the fact that the song itself was

:

01:04:35,052 --> 01:04:41,171

rejected for Rocky III, um, in favor

of, uh, Eye of the Tiger by Survivor.

:

01:04:41,171 --> 01:04:41,391

Oh, wow.

:

01:04:41,391 --> 01:04:46,501

It was also then pitched for Flashdance,

but lost out to Maniac, before finally

:

01:04:46,531 --> 01:04:48,281

finding its home in The Karate Kid.

:

01:04:48,291 --> 01:04:48,571

Head.

:

01:04:48,871 --> 01:04:48,971

Nice.

:

01:04:48,971 --> 01:04:50,011

Better song, Maniac.

:

01:04:50,011 --> 01:04:50,682

Better song.

:

01:04:50,912 --> 01:04:56,242

Joe, uh, Joe Esposito, who sings the

song, um, was the preferred vocalist for

:

01:04:56,302 --> 01:04:59,062

a lot of, um, other soundtrack films.

:

01:04:59,062 --> 01:05:03,321

He sang Lady, Lady, Lady in Flashdance-

Mm-hmm … uh, Come Into My Life in

:

01:05:03,321 --> 01:05:08,201

Coming to America, uh, Just Imagine, Way

Beyond Fai- Fear in Thief of Hearts, also

:

01:05:08,201 --> 01:05:13,641

from:

Men, and Diamond Lizzy in Scarface.

:

01:05:13,912 --> 01:05:19,018

Ooh Um, he also collaborated a

lot with Donna Summer later on

:

01:05:19,018 --> 01:05:20,508

in, uh, earlier on in his career.

:

01:05:20,508 --> 01:05:22,388

So there's a disco theme

going through with- Yeah.

:

01:05:22,728 --> 01:05:24,478

Oh, absolutely … both

Joe Esposito and Ali Wells.

:

01:05:24,888 --> 01:05:27,408

I didn't know that he did,

um, Coming to America.

:

01:05:27,408 --> 01:05:28,107

Is he, is he Sexual Chocolate?

:

01:05:28,107 --> 01:05:28,907

Sexual Chocolate.

:

01:05:28,927 --> 01:05:29,617

Sexual Chocolate.

:

01:05:31,778 --> 01:05:32,087

Randy

:

01:05:34,188 --> 01:05:34,658

Jackson.

:

01:05:35,118 --> 01:05:35,258

All the children of Randy Jackson.

:

01:05:35,258 --> 01:05:35,488

They're all good.

:

01:05:36,837 --> 01:05:37,757

Yeah, so we get all that.

:

01:05:38,087 --> 01:05:40,687

Uh, Daniel makes his way through

these goons, including a Cobra.

:

01:05:40,817 --> 01:05:44,368

Uh, there's a break for Miyagi to

patch him up before the semifinal.

:

01:05:44,647 --> 01:05:46,287

Uh, Johnny fights his semi and wins.

:

01:05:46,378 --> 01:05:46,857

Or semi.

:

01:05:46,857 --> 01:05:47,487

Mm-hmm.

:

01:05:47,487 --> 01:05:48,397

Uh, Daniel has Bobby Brown Cobra to fight.

:

01:05:48,397 --> 01:05:48,437

Not that Bobby Brown.

:

01:05:48,437 --> 01:05:48,447

Yeah.

:

01:05:48,447 --> 01:05:49,137

Uh, and Martin Kove tells Brown

:

01:05:54,147 --> 01:05:57,157

to take him out in any way he

can, and he kicks him in the knee.

:

01:05:57,188 --> 01:05:58,887

Oh, it's a solid- It's a bad 'un.

:

01:05:58,887 --> 01:05:59,487

It's a bad 'un.

:

01:05:59,737 --> 01:06:04,028

So just to, again, this is not

particularly a technical point, but

:

01:06:04,747 --> 01:06:08,857

even as a, as a novice watching that, he

should have got out the way of that kick.

:

01:06:09,237 --> 01:06:09,577

Yeah.

:

01:06:09,577 --> 01:06:09,797

Oh, yeah.

:

01:06:09,797 --> 01:06:11,357

He really, he really telegraphed it.

:

01:06:11,407 --> 01:06:14,277

He, he basically jumped up in the air

and landed on his leg, and he let him.

:

01:06:14,677 --> 01:06:16,717

Um, it was a poor stance as well.

:

01:06:16,727 --> 01:06:16,747

Yeah.

:

01:06:16,747 --> 01:06:18,587

He should be, should have been

stronger on his front foot.

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01:06:19,247 --> 01:06:19,697

I agree.

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01:06:19,747 --> 01:06:20,338

I couldn't agree more.

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01:06:20,338 --> 01:06:20,348

Mm.

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01:06:21,338 --> 01:06:23,957

Uh, in the changing rooms, the

doctor leaves, and he goes,

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01:06:23,978 --> 01:06:25,217

"I'll inform the judges."

:

01:06:25,457 --> 01:06:26,997

I was like, "Wait, is Daniel dead?"

:

01:06:27,007 --> 01:06:29,118

That's how it felt here.

:

01:06:29,708 --> 01:06:31,497

Johnny be a- Is this the end of the champ?

:

01:06:31,497 --> 01:06:32,567

What if this is- Oh, no.

:

01:06:33,207 --> 01:06:33,777

Oh, go on, man.

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01:06:33,917 --> 01:06:35,037

Oh, oh, champ.

:

01:06:35,107 --> 01:06:35,547

Oh, champ.

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01:06:35,588 --> 01:06:36,397

Wake up, champ.

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01:06:36,908 --> 01:06:37,507

Um, "Mr.

:

01:06:37,807 --> 01:06:39,238

Miyagi, do you think I

had a chance at winning?"

:

01:06:39,307 --> 01:06:40,497

"You had good chance."

:

01:06:40,577 --> 01:06:43,938

Uh, he asks him to magically fix

his leg using the reiki that John

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01:06:43,938 --> 01:06:47,707

mentioned, and rubs his hands together,

and then we smash to him walking out.

:

01:06:47,868 --> 01:06:52,738

"Daniel LaRusso's going to fight,"

the guy shouts for no reason at all.

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01:06:52,738 --> 01:06:56,638

For, for those of you who haven't

seen Cobra Kai yet, and I hate

:

01:06:56,638 --> 01:07:00,447

spoilers- Yeah … but I will tell

you that there is a phenomenal

:

01:07:00,467 --> 01:07:04,657

callback to- Yeah … reiki that takes

place- Okay … in, in Cobra Kai.

:

01:07:04,938 --> 01:07:06,968

Um, I mean, Cobra Kai is a callback show.

:

01:07:06,978 --> 01:07:06,988

Mm.

:

01:07:07,268 --> 01:07:10,537

Uh, but it, uh, there is,

there's one moment which is just

:

01:07:10,567 --> 01:07:11,967

absolutely f- it's, it's brilliant.

:

01:07:12,027 --> 01:07:12,507

It's brilliant.

:

01:07:12,507 --> 01:07:12,517

Yeah.

:

01:07:12,517 --> 01:07:13,548

It's one of the funniest- Looking

forward to seeing it … things

:

01:07:13,548 --> 01:07:14,647

that happens in that series.

:

01:07:14,947 --> 01:07:15,878

I'm looking forward to seeing it.

:

01:07:16,068 --> 01:07:16,548

Fantastic.

:

01:07:17,017 --> 01:07:18,207

Uh, Johnny versus Daniel.

:

01:07:18,247 --> 01:07:19,827

He's limping, but he's ready to go.

:

01:07:20,438 --> 01:07:23,807

Uh, Zabka had zero karate

training before being cast.

:

01:07:23,817 --> 01:07:25,997

Uh, but- He was a wrestler though.

:

01:07:25,997 --> 01:07:26,250

Oh, he was a wrestler?

:

01:07:26,250 --> 01:07:26,326

Oh, right, okay.

:

01:07:26,326 --> 01:07:27,027

He was a wrestler, eh?

:

01:07:27,027 --> 01:07:27,477

Yeah, yeah.

:

01:07:27,618 --> 01:07:30,827

Uh, Macchio had previous training in

dance and some martial arts movement,

:

01:07:31,157 --> 01:07:32,638

which meant he was well suited for it.

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01:07:32,638 --> 01:07:33,087

He could move.

:

01:07:33,217 --> 01:07:33,237

Yeah.

:

01:07:33,278 --> 01:07:35,078

He could, he couldn't, he couldn't

dodge a bloody kick, but he could move.

:

01:07:35,078 --> 01:07:37,497

Yeah, which explains why he's

doing all that dancing earlier on,

:

01:07:37,497 --> 01:07:39,797

and Miyagi shouts at him for it.

:

01:07:39,817 --> 01:07:39,827

Mm.

:

01:07:39,846 --> 01:07:42,357

Uh, Johnny comes at him, but his

first point to Dan, and then he gets

:

01:07:42,357 --> 01:07:43,968

another point with this brilliant drop.

:

01:07:44,267 --> 01:07:46,027

Martin Kove's like, "I sweep the leg."

:

01:07:46,067 --> 01:07:47,377

"You got a problem with that?"

:

01:07:47,596 --> 01:07:52,198

I'm like, Martin Kove, please just take

it down just a notch or two, please.

:

01:07:52,207 --> 01:07:52,697

Yeah.

:

01:07:52,927 --> 01:07:53,207

Yeah.

:

01:07:53,517 --> 01:07:54,346

Um- His reaction's genuine.

:

01:07:54,346 --> 01:07:56,596

Apparently he was meant to say it

softer, but he actually said- Oh,

:

01:07:56,737 --> 01:08:00,247

I, I don't think this man's ever

said anything softly in his life.

:

01:08:00,987 --> 01:08:01,387

My God.

:

01:08:01,387 --> 01:08:01,957

He just gets to bed.

:

01:08:03,577 --> 01:08:04,367

Exactly.

:

01:08:05,338 --> 01:08:09,748

He gets him with a leg sweep, and then a

second, and it's 2-2 Um, and it's a good

:

01:08:09,748 --> 01:08:11,488

fight except for the punch to the face.

:

01:08:11,528 --> 01:08:12,538

It's next point winner.

:

01:08:13,337 --> 01:08:15,587

Uh, Daniel goes down under

another kick to the knee.

:

01:08:15,678 --> 01:08:19,577

Um, Daniel lines up a crane kick

and wallops him, doesn't he?

:

01:08:19,577 --> 01:08:20,447

Absolutely wallops him.

:

01:08:20,888 --> 01:08:22,238

Crane k- is it a thing, Sam?

:

01:08:22,327 --> 01:08:24,098

Is it, is it something

that you do in karate?

:

01:08:24,336 --> 01:08:25,778

Uh, it's not something

I've done in karate.

:

01:08:25,778 --> 01:08:27,268

Maybe when you get to higher levels.

:

01:08:27,657 --> 01:08:33,228

Um, it is, it is as much discussed,

uh, later on, an illegal kick.

:

01:08:33,417 --> 01:08:38,067

And again, depending on, uh, style

of karate, then there are very

:

01:08:38,067 --> 01:08:42,727

different approaches to, uh, how

you actually, um, conduct yourself

:

01:08:42,767 --> 01:08:44,398

in, in that kind of context.

:

01:08:44,437 --> 01:08:46,488

So couple of other things on here.

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01:08:46,846 --> 01:08:48,428

In-- Mr.

:

01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:52,638

Miyagi is very, uh, determined that

they make eye contact while they bow.

:

01:08:52,738 --> 01:08:52,988

Mm.

:

01:08:53,117 --> 01:08:55,497

Um, that's not consistent

across every style of karate.

:

01:08:55,787 --> 01:08:59,997

Um, and in, uh, Shotokan karate, you

bow and look at the floor, not at your

:

01:08:59,997 --> 01:09:02,017

opponent when you, when you do the bow.

:

01:09:02,277 --> 01:09:06,596

There's another issue, um, on, in

relation to the match area itself,

:

01:09:07,077 --> 01:09:12,437

um, which is unusually small here,

and in the practice dojo earlier on.

:

01:09:12,758 --> 01:09:17,528

Um, a, uh, match area is eight meters

by eight meters, which is the match

:

01:09:17,528 --> 01:09:20,947

area itself, and then there is the

safety area, which is a two-meter wide

:

01:09:20,947 --> 01:09:24,258

perimeter that completely surrounds

the match area to protect athletes

:

01:09:24,258 --> 01:09:25,886

who step or fall out of bounds.

:

01:09:26,457 --> 01:09:26,767

Okay.

:

01:09:27,086 --> 01:09:27,577

Fantastic.

:

01:09:27,827 --> 01:09:32,368

He wins, of course, and, uh,

Johnny's line, which feels kind of

:

01:09:32,368 --> 01:09:34,517

just thrown in at the last minute,

"You're right, you're right, LaRusso.

:

01:09:34,548 --> 01:09:35,117

Good match."

:

01:09:36,993 --> 01:09:37,714

Uh, we did it, Mr.

:

01:09:37,714 --> 01:09:38,113

Miyagi.

:

01:09:38,113 --> 01:09:38,684

We did it.

:

01:09:38,684 --> 01:09:41,084

And it's the second time

I cried watching the film.

:

01:09:41,084 --> 01:09:44,613

Uh, as obviously I cried at the bit where

he was telling us about his dead wife.

:

01:09:44,674 --> 01:09:45,563

That was heartbreaking.

:

01:09:45,783 --> 01:09:45,973

Mm.

:

01:09:46,024 --> 01:09:47,174

Uh, but yeah, this is nice.

:

01:09:47,202 --> 01:09:48,243

It's a nice happy ending.

:

01:09:48,243 --> 01:09:48,604

I love it.

:

01:09:49,224 --> 01:09:49,464

Cool.

:

01:09:49,724 --> 01:09:50,433

Uh, yeah.

:

01:09:50,484 --> 01:09:52,823

Uh, that's, um, uh, that's all I…

:

01:09:52,874 --> 01:09:54,064

One, one more thing I've got.

:

01:09:54,073 --> 01:09:56,814

Jerry Weintraub got the idea after

hearing about a bullied teenager who

:

01:09:56,814 --> 01:09:58,414

learned martial arts to defend himself.

:

01:09:58,454 --> 01:09:58,943

Mm-hmm.

:

01:09:58,943 --> 01:09:59,054

Yeah.

:

01:09:59,063 --> 01:10:01,124

I mean, that sounds-

Yeah … like every school.

:

01:10:01,323 --> 01:10:01,952

I don't know.

:

01:10:01,952 --> 01:10:03,984

I don't know how much of that

I believe, but yeah, apparently

:

01:10:03,984 --> 01:10:04,613

that's on the internet.

:

01:10:05,193 --> 01:10:06,183

Uh, right.

:

01:10:06,184 --> 01:10:06,574

Okay.

:

01:10:06,574 --> 01:10:08,294

Let's, um, let's, let's go.

:

01:10:08,313 --> 01:10:08,693

Let's…

:

01:10:08,894 --> 01:10:12,373

John, John, I know you need to go

very, very shortly, so we may not get

:

01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:14,034

a, we may not get a goodbye from John.

:

01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:14,963

He may just leave.

:

01:10:15,354 --> 01:10:16,484

Uh, but Sam, have you got any…

:

01:10:16,534 --> 01:10:18,603

We'll get John to go through

any facts he might have left.

:

01:10:18,674 --> 01:10:19,127

Uh, the iconic, uh, Serg's

apartment is located in:

:

01:10:19,127 --> 01:10:19,195

uh, Citgo Street in Reseda.

:

01:10:19,195 --> 01:10:19,236

It's a real…

:

01:10:19,236 --> 01:10:19,834

It's a 37-unit, uh,

:

01:10:28,174 --> 01:10:32,593

h, two-story complex built in:

and mini golf, or crazy golf as

:

01:10:32,593 --> 01:10:36,033

it's known in the UK, evolved from

early putting games, uh, invented in

:

01:10:36,034 --> 01:10:37,504

Scotland in the late 19th century.

:

01:10:37,943 --> 01:10:38,214

There you go.

:

01:10:38,214 --> 01:10:38,383

Fantastic.

:

01:10:38,383 --> 01:10:38,893

There you go.

:

01:10:39,403 --> 01:10:39,793

Okay.

:

01:10:39,924 --> 01:10:40,733

Sam, anything more?

:

01:10:41,043 --> 01:10:43,934

Uh, one more geeky kara-

karate fact, if I may.

:

01:10:44,013 --> 01:10:44,173

Love it.

:

01:10:44,284 --> 01:10:45,423

Uh, when Mr.

:

01:10:45,424 --> 01:10:49,383

Miyagi teach, teaches

Daniel to punch- Yeah

:

01:10:49,413 --> 01:10:52,813

he teaches him to kiai,

which is the, uh…

:

01:10:53,013 --> 01:10:57,914

Which is not the sound you make, but is

when you punch someone, you do a kiai,

:

01:10:58,104 --> 01:11:03,663

uh, which is made up of two Japanese

words: ki, um, which means, uh, internal

:

01:11:03,663 --> 01:11:10,263

life energy or spirit, and ai, meaning

to join, unify, unify or harmonize.

:

01:11:10,593 --> 01:11:15,834

Um, so put together it means an outward

explosion of unified body and spirit.

:

01:11:15,843 --> 01:11:15,853

Ooh.

:

01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:19,013

I have more on the kiai, but

if John needs to go soon, I'll

:

01:11:19,013 --> 01:11:20,244

save that for another time.

:

01:11:20,613 --> 01:11:21,893

I'll save that for The Karate Kid two.

:

01:11:21,894 --> 01:11:23,973

Is that, is that not

the rapper, the rapper?

:

01:11:25,963 --> 01:11:27,183

Punching for the eye.

:

01:11:27,193 --> 01:11:29,334

Uh, this, this made the top five.

:

01:11:29,343 --> 01:11:31,273

It's, it's- Sorry, go on, Sam … S-

sorry, I was just gonna say, it's

:

01:11:31,284 --> 01:11:34,383

something which, when you actually

do k- karate, it's something

:

01:11:34,383 --> 01:11:35,554

which is really focused on.

:

01:11:35,563 --> 01:11:39,683

Your kiai is important, um, because it

shows the spirit and energy that you're

:

01:11:39,702 --> 01:11:41,983

bringing to, um, to what you're doing.

:

01:11:42,193 --> 01:11:46,934

And, uh, whilst as, as someone who did

it, I was never the, never gonna be the

:

01:11:46,934 --> 01:11:49,943

fastest in the room, never gonna be the

strongest in the room, but there was

:

01:11:49,943 --> 01:11:51,493

a good chance I could be the loudest.

:

01:11:51,733 --> 01:11:54,223

So I really enjoyed that

element of karate personally.

:

01:11:54,723 --> 01:11:54,934

Good stuff.

:

01:11:54,934 --> 01:11:55,304

Kiai.

:

01:11:55,874 --> 01:12:00,513

Uh, top five box office in:

Hills Cop, Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones and

:

01:12:00,514 --> 01:12:02,574

the Temple of Doom, Gremlins, and this.

:

01:12:03,083 --> 01:12:03,452

There you go.

:

01:12:03,493 --> 01:12:05,244

So it did, uh, it did pretty well.

:

01:12:05,574 --> 01:12:07,004

Uh, right, Sam, I'm gonna top them up.

:

01:12:07,004 --> 01:12:08,202

Do you wanna have a

guess at how many we got?

:

01:12:08,893 --> 01:12:10,793

I mean, John's gonna be better

at guessing this than me.

:

01:12:10,964 --> 01:12:13,043

I'm just gonna go for 100 bang on.

:

01:12:13,264 --> 01:12:15,164

Oh, John, can you go higher than 100?

:

01:12:15,553 --> 01:12:16,523

113.

:

01:12:16,824 --> 01:12:17,474

Oh.

:

01:12:17,493 --> 01:12:19,153

Sam, can you go higher than 113?

:

01:12:19,968 --> 01:12:26,178

Uh, 117 Oh, John, higher 132 Oh, 125.

:

01:12:26,918 --> 01:12:28,147

125, Sam- Not bad … that's

impressive stuff.

:

01:12:28,258 --> 01:12:28,277

Yeah.

:

01:12:28,277 --> 01:12:28,798

That was all you.

:

01:12:28,807 --> 01:12:29,518

Very impressive stuff.

:

01:12:29,838 --> 01:12:30,637

Yeah, exactly.

:

01:12:30,637 --> 01:12:32,257

We, uh, probably wouldn't

have got 100 without you.

:

01:12:33,938 --> 01:12:35,468

Uh, fantastic.

:

01:12:35,468 --> 01:12:35,557

Ki, ki, ki, ay.

:

01:12:35,557 --> 01:12:37,027

Sam, anything to plug?

:

01:12:37,047 --> 01:12:37,688

Probably not.

:

01:12:39,287 --> 01:12:39,507

No.

:

01:12:39,508 --> 01:12:41,097

Your, your dojo, your own personal dojo?

:

01:12:41,537 --> 01:12:42,177

Yeah, no, absolutely.

:

01:12:42,177 --> 01:12:43,348

Where you scream at kids.

:

01:12:46,207 --> 01:12:48,218

Um, no, everyone go and watch Cobra Kai.

:

01:12:48,617 --> 01:12:48,958

Yeah.

:

01:12:48,958 --> 01:12:49,058

Yeah.

:

01:12:49,178 --> 01:12:49,777

Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

:

01:12:50,288 --> 01:12:51,757

No, it's, it's a nice, definitely

a nice- Definitely gonna do that.

:

01:12:51,777 --> 01:12:54,738

John, just in case you drop off,

do you wanna, uh, thank the lovely

:

01:12:54,738 --> 01:12:55,647

people before I do the patrons?

:

01:12:55,657 --> 01:12:57,051

No, thank you, and thank you, Sam.

:

01:12:57,051 --> 01:12:59,537

That was, that was interesting,

and that's maybe what I watch,

:

01:12:59,618 --> 01:13:01,857

um- … Cobra Kai even more.

:

01:13:01,897 --> 01:13:02,358

I've, I've been…

:

01:13:02,397 --> 01:13:04,077

It's been recommended- Yeah … but

I'm definitely gonna watch it.

:

01:13:04,087 --> 01:13:04,668

Thank you so much.

:

01:13:04,707 --> 01:13:04,997

Great.

:

01:13:05,317 --> 01:13:05,917

Fantastic.

:

01:13:06,137 --> 01:13:09,537

Uh, those patrons including Sam,

uh, the people that give us the,

:

01:13:09,567 --> 01:13:14,087

uh, cashola, uh, are somewhere

on this list that will not load.

:

01:13:14,137 --> 01:13:15,437

Uh, so that's really good, isn't it?

:

01:13:15,737 --> 01:13:18,677

Uh, yeah, so you can do so at

100thingswelearntfrom.co.uk

:

01:13:18,677 --> 01:13:20,707

or patreon.com/100things

:

01:13:21,777 --> 01:13:22,217

uh, film.

:

01:13:22,438 --> 01:13:27,568

We have got Phil Fairish, Rachel

Plant, Gadget, Stig, Josh Wilson,

:

01:13:27,928 --> 01:13:33,858

Gav and Dan Belson, Gav McGill,

Ian Graham, Mono and Kira, Biggie.

:

01:13:33,947 --> 01:13:39,918

Uh, we have got Joe Higgins, Aaron

Huggett, Nigel Davies, Ian McComish,

:

01:13:40,717 --> 01:13:46,367

Maria, Ali, Dale, and Megan, Jen

Stewards, uh, lovely Rob Jones, Kieran,

:

01:13:46,707 --> 01:13:50,668

uh, Corrigan, Oodles, Candy, James.

:

01:13:50,987 --> 01:13:53,597

I've got a couple of repeats

here for some strange reason.

:

01:13:53,598 --> 01:13:54,707

I don't entirely know why that is.

:

01:13:55,007 --> 01:14:02,798

Uh, we've got, uh, Angry Kurt,

Dean, David Lim, uh, Luke, uh, Kyle.

:

01:14:02,807 --> 01:14:05,057

I don't know why all these

people are on here that have

:

01:14:05,057 --> 01:14:06,158

not paid for a long, long time.

:

01:14:06,497 --> 01:14:08,508

Uh, Benicio Derek Sanchez.

:

01:14:08,517 --> 01:14:08,647

Yes.

:

01:14:08,657 --> 01:14:12,928

Uh, David Lim, and, uh, that gentleman

there that you're, uh, looking at

:

01:14:12,937 --> 01:14:14,348

if you're watching on YouTube, Sam.

:

01:14:14,937 --> 01:14:18,987

Uh, so thank you so, so much, uh, to

those people that support the podcast

:

01:14:19,028 --> 01:14:22,207

'cause it helps us pay for all of

this hosting, all of that nonsense,

:

01:14:22,217 --> 01:14:26,587

and, um, whatever ch- goes towards

whatever charity stupidity we're doing.

:

01:14:26,617 --> 01:14:28,711

I think we'll do another charity thing,

John- Yeah, definitely … so we need to

:

01:14:28,711 --> 01:14:29,117

figure out what that's gonna be this year.

:

01:14:29,117 --> 01:14:29,748

No, definitely.

:

01:14:30,147 --> 01:14:32,867

Uh, it won't be a walk,

uh, until I fix my back.

:

01:14:32,947 --> 01:14:36,877

Uh, but again, Sam, thank you so,

so much for making us laugh- Thank

:

01:14:36,877 --> 01:14:38,397

you for having me … uh- Yeah,

it was good … helping us learn.

:

01:14:38,757 --> 01:14:44,117

Um, and, um, he's been Sam, he's

been John, and this has been,

:

01:14:44,267 --> 01:14:48,797

um, inexplicably 125 things that

we learned from The Karate Kid.

:

01:14:49,888 --> 01:14:50,308

See ya.

:

01:14:51,287 --> 01:14:51,697

See ya.

:

01:14:52,358 --> 01:14:53,358

Oh, what was that?

:

01:14:53,358 --> 01:14:53,368

Ki!

:

01:14:53,368 --> 01:14:54,267

All right.

:

01:14:54,487 --> 01:14:54,797

Great.

:

01:14:55,057 --> 01:14:55,597

Oh, there it is.

:

01:14:55,827 --> 01:14:56,337

There's the noise.

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There's the ki noise.

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Ki!

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Wow.

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Oh, I can't do that 'cause that's my back.

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See you guys.

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See you guys.

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