Alright, folks, grab your coffee and buckle up because we’re diving into the wild world of summer camp economics! 🏕️💸 You know, that moment when you realize sending your kid to camp feels more like a financial hostage situation than a fun summer getaway? Yeah, we’ve all been there! Turns out, average day camps are hitting parents for about $87 a day—yikes, that’s almost $500 a week! And if your teen’s still into camp, well, prepare to fork over even more for those fancy-schmancy specialty camps. We’re talking prices that could fund a small country! 😂 But don’t worry, I’ve got your back with the top six signs that your kid might just be at a seriously sketchy camp—like when the archery instructor is just a wannabe Hawkeye from Comic Con! So let’s crack open this Morning 6-Pack and get ready to laugh while we navigate the summer camp craziness together! 🌞🎉
Takeaways:
Summer camp prices are like a financial hostage situation, parents beware!
Teenagers are ditching camp for jobs, because who wants to make lanyards?
Sending kids to summer camp can cost you an arm and a leg, and maybe a kidney!
The signs your kid is at a bad summer camp are hilariously alarming, like archery instructors from Comic Con!
If your kid's camp has a patch for mixology, you might want to reconsider!
Brace yourselves, some summer camps are charging Ivy League tuition for mosquito-infested cabins!
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Good morning, Haystack.
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We are, of course, several weeks in the summer now.
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And if you're a parent and you're driving to work this morning, I have a question for you.
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How's your wallet, how's your purse, how's your bank account, your credit card statement holding up?
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Because right now, summer camp economy is in full swing.
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And from what I can tell, it's essentially a financial hostage situation out there.
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I was just looking at the latest national data from the American Camp Association.
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The numbers are staggering.
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If you send a young child to a standard local day camp, it's an average of $87 a day.
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That's basically 500 bucks a week.
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If we're looking at seven days a week, over $400 for just weekdays, just.
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For daylight hours, that's a day camp.
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And if you've got a teenager who.
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Man, that's where the real damage happens.
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There's this massive generational shift.
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Once kids hit high school.
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Traditional day camps are dead to the teenagers, dead to the high schoolers.
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At least somewhere between 15 and 20% of teenagers will set foot in a summer camp this year.
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And I kind of get that.
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Can, I mean, can you imagine trying to tell a 15 year old they're spending Tuesday afternoon making lanyards and doing the chicken dance?
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Their attitude would melt your face off.
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Instead, about a third of high schoolers, 32%, are trading camp counselors for a boss out there working actual jobs.
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And I, you know what?
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Bless them.
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Hooray.
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Get out of the house, stop eating all the groceries by 11am Go learn what a tax deduction feels like.
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I love it.
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But.
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And here's where the big wealth gap is obvious.
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For the teenagers who do still go to a summer camp, they're not doing the cheap local stuff.
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They expect to be at high end specialty programs or sports combines or classic sleepaway camps.
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And if you've not looked at the prices, brace yourself, parents.
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The average cost for a traditional sleepaway camp right now, $173 a day.
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We're talking about nearly $1,000 a week.
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For weekdays only, well over $1,000 a week, seven days a week.
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If you send them to a specialty tech or sports camp, we could be talking $3,000 for a single session, $4,000 for four grand.
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The kid better come home fluent and Mandarin, certified in CPR, and with a detailed plan to pay back the cost of the summer camp.
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It's wild.
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Literally paying Ivy League weekly tuition rates so teenagers can sleep in a cabin with no ac, get eaten alive by mosquitoes and eat mystery meat.
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No wonder about half a parent surveyed across America said they want to send their kids off to camp this summer but can can't because of the prices.
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Although there is always the option of just, you know, trying to send them to the cheapest camp you can find.
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And the danger, of course, that it's a pretty bad camp.
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If if you've done that and you're curious if your kids summer camp is bad, I'm here to help.
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Best way to start your day these six jokes he's about to say Listen up or old heads back.
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Crack open the morning six pack.
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These are the top six signs that your kid is at bad summer camp.
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The archery instructor's only experience is cosplaying as hawkeye at Comic Con.
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Every single hike finishes at a backwoods meth lab.
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Number four.
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The arts and crafts consist of spending 10 hours a day in a warehouse assembling iPhones.
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Number three.
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Your daughter earned a patch in mixology.
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Number two.
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The website recommends packing lots of sunscreen and Kevlar.
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Also Kevlar and the number one sign that your kid is at a bad summer camp.
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They have seminars on bullying and body shaming, as in how to get better at bullying and body shaming.
