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“Fuzzy Memory” by Toledo the Horse
28th April 2020 • The Voice of Dog • Rob MacWolf and guests
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Today’s story is “Fuzzy Memory” by friend-of-the-fireplace Toledo, who is a horse who writes when inspiration strikes hard enough to brave the prospect of plunking out a story on a giant keyboard with a single hoof. You can find more of his writing — as well as his visual art — in his FurAffinity or DeviantArt galleries. On DA he's Toledo-The-Horse, and on FA he's the oh-so-obvious  'out-of-the-boks'.

Read for you by Khaki, your faithful fireside companion.

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You’re listening to The Voice of Dog.

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I’m Khaki, your faithful fireside companion,

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and today’s story is

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“Fuzzy Memory” by Toledo,

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who is a horse who writes

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when inspiration strikes hard enough to brave the prospect of plunking out a story on a giant keyboard with a single hoof.

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You can find more of his writing --

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as well as his visual art --

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in his FurAffinity or DeviantArt galleries. On DA he's Toledo-The-Horse,

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and on FA he's the oh-so-obvious

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'out-of-the-boks'." Please enjoy:“Fuzzy

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Memory” by Toledo

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The television blinked off at the touch of a button.

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It was about 8pm.

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The sun had set, and Joe Davis began to ready himself for sleep.

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Rising from the living room couch and cinching his bathrobe, he carefully worked his feet into his slippers

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and shambled over to the kitchen.

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The last of the night’s dishes languished in the sink, soaking.

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He would address their appeals in the morning.

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After all, it wasn’t as if he had anywhere to go.

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Having retired several years ago, he was free from the workaday blitzing about.

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Besides, he no longer trusted his reflexes with the operation of a vehicle.

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At least, not the new-fangled ones they all had these days.

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And he could never get used to the self-driving sort.

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Didn’t trust them.

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After straining to grasp and pull the knob on the cupboard,

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he was disappointed to find his vitamins were missing.

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A moment of consternation passed before he recalled that the week before he had decided

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it was too much effort to reach for the vitamins in the upper cupboard,

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so he had moved them

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to the drawer below.

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Much easier to open, that.

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But what day was it?

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Su, M, Tu, W, Th, F, Sa?

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A muttered command called up the opty –

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a concession to his technologically-inclined children –

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which flashed the date before his eyes

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and tinkled it into his ear:

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“Saturday May 29 2056, is there anything else you require?” No, nothing else. The opty flashed off when he adjusted the aural interface. It wouldn’t quite

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fit his ear.

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He’d have to get it realigned.

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He pried open the Sa container, spilling the pills out on the counter.

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An unusually quick reflexive response prevented them from tumbling to the linoleum.

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It would have been bad had they fallen.

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He couldn’t very well have bent over to pick them up.

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Guess I haven’t lost it,

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he thought. Fetching a glass of water from the refrigerator door, he downed the pills one by one by one.

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The bathroom was a short shuffle away.

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Out came his dentures, wetly plunked into a cup on the vanity.

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Joe closed the mirror-fronted cabinet

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after removing his toothpaste,

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which he smeared on the bristles of his toothbrush,

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and set to work on his remaining teeth.

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He contemplated his visage while he made half-hearted semi-circular motions with his brush.

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Too many wrinkles.

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His eyes - too tired.

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Eyes. Eyes! He cursed,

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something he swore he’d give up.

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At least around the grandchildren.

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Spitting out the remainder of the Crest and rinsing his mouth, he opened wide and examined his teeth.

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Yup, too many points.

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Trudging out of the bathroom, he lowered himself carefully onto the couch,

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recalling a time long ago when he had tossed himself carelessly down on a similar sofa.

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A little book decorated with strange symbols

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and filled with strange words

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lay propped open

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between his then-nimble hands.

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Speaking strange sounds in the light of a strangely bright moon,

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he’d first noticed

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the surge of energy,

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the itchiness, the pressure, the rush,

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the excitement of it.

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He hadn’t thought it would work at all.

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But it did. And potently.

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And it worked again.

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And again. And again.

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And again. And again and again and again and again and again until long, long, long after he was a moonstruck teenager

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with oddly occult interests

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and no real human obligations.

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Now, though, he just sat and grumbled.

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No wonder his joints and fingers were more achy today than in the past week.

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No wonder his dentures hadn’t quite fit.

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No wonder his senses seemed a bit more sharp.

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No wonder it felt like he’d sat on his cane.

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Flipping on the television for some background noise,

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he kicked off his slippers and activated the opty.

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He dialed up Sam

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and mumbled to him, mostly incoherent by now.

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“On my way already, Dad,”

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came the reply. --- Sam Davis

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fumbled with his keyring,

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searching for the one that would unlock his father’s condo.

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This was the third time this year he’d found himself en route to his father’s on a full moon night.

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Dad, bless his heart, was forgetting more and more often,

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and it was just more prudent to suspect him of forgetfulness

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than wait until something bad happened.

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Finding the right key, he opened the door.

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There, in the cyan halo of the television’s light,

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sat Joe Davis as few people knew him,

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though the arms crossed in consternation were familiar enough.

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The muscles had gone sinewy,

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the pelt a little slack, and his muzzle was flecked by more than its share of white,

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but when his ears and face flicked over to greet the newcomer,

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there were those familiar bright

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yellow eyes. Sam sighed,

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letting a sympathetic smile cross his face.

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To his recollection,

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his father had never been dangerous around the full moons.

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Mostly, he’d just locked himself in his room with Mother.

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The children of age snickered at what they knew what was going on in there.

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They did, after all, call it their “date night.”

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It was only after Mother passed nine years ago that Joe revealed to Sam and his siblings what happened when he,

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as an impetuous teenager high on paranormal lore,

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had tampered with real magic.

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Sam strode over to the couch

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and sat by his father.

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“Forgot again, eh?”

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A harrumph was offered in return –

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not that he could say much in this form.

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“C’mere, then, Dad.”

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Sam reached over and hooked his arm around his father’s neck,

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pulling him down to a half-lying position

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and scratching his head.

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“There, there. Don’t worry,

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it’s okay,” he whispered,

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humming the melody Joe said had always worked when his wife used it.

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Sure enough, it wasn’t long before the scowl melted off his father’s canine muzzle

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and the tension out of his muscles,

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replaced by a friendly laxness.

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“Let’s get you to bed.”

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Standing up from the couch,

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he helped his father get up on all four of his pawed feet.

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Sam then grabbed him by the neck scruff

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and led him over to his bedroom,

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where Joe gave a slightly belabored leap onto the bed

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and curled up on his side.

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Rearranging Joe’s bathrobe over his furry body

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as a mostly useless blanket,

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Sam smiled and gave his father a pat on the head.

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It wasn’t long before Joe was asleep,

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drooling on the pillow with tongue out and fangs visible.

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The light went out,

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the door closed, and the lock clicked.

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He should really come live with us.

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The kids are old enough now.

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I’ll try to convince him again,

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Sam thought as he finished the dishes in the sink,

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put the furniture in order,

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turned off the television,

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and made sure every door and window of the house was shut fast.

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Joe hadn’t gone totally feral in years,

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but Sam was not the type to avoid taking precautions.

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Calling home to say he’d be spending the night here instead

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(extra precautions, he thought),

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he spread out a blanket on the canine-scented couch.

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After watching a show or two overlaid by some work on his opty,

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he checked on his father again: still slumbering.

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He relocked the bedroom door.

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When he finally went to sleep,

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the only light in the house behind him

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was the brilliant bluish glow

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streaming in from

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the sky.“Fuzzy Memory”

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by Toledo the Horse,

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read for you by Khaki,

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your faithful fireside companion.

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Thank you for listening

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to The Voice of Dog

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