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Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Values today well be
Speaker:continuing.
Speaker:les miserables by Victor Hugo
Speaker:chapter seven in which will be found
Speaker:the origin of the saying dont lose
Speaker:the card. This
Speaker:is what had taken place above the coffin in which lay Jean
Speaker:Valjean. When the hearse had driven off,
Speaker:when the priest and the choir boy had entered the carriage again
Speaker:and taken their departure, Fauchelevert,
Speaker:who had not taken his eyes from the gravedigger, saw the
Speaker:latter bend over and grasp his shovel, which was
Speaker:sticking upright in the heap of dirt.
Speaker:Then Fauchelevert took a supreme resolve. He
Speaker:placed himself between the grave and the gravedigger,
Speaker:crossed his arms and said.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: I am the one to pay.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: A gravedigger stared at him in amazement.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: And replied, whats that,
Speaker:peasant?
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Fauchelevent repeated.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: I am the one who pays
Speaker:what? For the wine.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: What wine?
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: that Argentil wine.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Where is the Argentil?
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: At the bon coing.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Go to the devil, said the grave.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Digger, and he flung a shovelful of earth on the
Speaker:coffin. The coffin gave back a hollow
Speaker:sound. Hochulaver felt himself stagger
Speaker:and on the point of falling headlong into the grave himself.
Speaker:He shouted in a voice in which the strangling sound of the death
Speaker:rattle began to mingle.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Comrade, before the bon coin is shut.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: The gravedigger took some more earth on his shovel.
Speaker:Fauchelevert continued, I will pay.
Speaker:And he seized the mans arm.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Listen to me, comrade. I am, the convent
Speaker:gravedigger. I have come to help you. It is
Speaker:a business which can be performed at night. Let us
Speaker:begin, then, by going for a drink.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: And, as he spoke and clung to this desperate
Speaker:insistence, this melancholy reflection occurred to
Speaker:him.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: And if he drinks, will he get
Speaker:drunk?
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Provincial, said the man.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: If you positively insist upon it, I
Speaker:consent. We will drink after
Speaker:work. Never before.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: And he flourished his shovel briskly. Poche
Speaker:levert held him back.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: It is argento wine at six.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Oh, come, said the gravedigger.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: You are a bell ringer. Ding dong,
Speaker:ding dong. Thats all you know how to say? Go
Speaker:hang yourself.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Andy threw in a second shovelful.
Speaker:Fauschlevere had reached a point where he no longer knew what he was
Speaker:saying.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Come along and drink, he cried, since it
Speaker:is I who pays the bill.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: When we have put the child to.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Bed, said the gravedigger, he flung in a
Speaker:third shovelful. Donnie thrust a shovel
Speaker:into the earth and added, its cold
Speaker:tonight, you see.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: And the corpse would shriek out after us if we were to plant her
Speaker:there without a coverlet.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: At that moment, as he loaded his shovel, the gravedigger bent
Speaker:over, and the pocket of his waistcoat gaped.
Speaker:Faucheleverts wild gaze fell mechanically into that
Speaker:pocket. And there it stopped. The sun was
Speaker:not yet hidden behind the horizon. There was still
Speaker:light enough to enable him to distinguish something white. At the
Speaker:bottom of that yawning pocket, the sum total of
Speaker:lightning that the eye of a picard peasant can contain traversed
Speaker:Faucheleverts pupils. An idea had
Speaker:just occurred to him. He thrust his hand into the pocket
Speaker:from behind, without the gravedigger, who was wholly
Speaker:absorbed in his shovelful of earth, observing it,
Speaker:and pulled out the white object which lay at the bottom of
Speaker:it. The man sent a fourth shovelful
Speaker:tumbling into the grave. Just as he turned
Speaker:round to get the fifth, fuchslove looked calmly at him.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: And said, by the way, you new
Speaker:man, have you your cardinal?
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: The gravedigger paused.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: What card?
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: The sun is on the point of setting.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Thats good. It is going to put on its
Speaker:nightcap.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: The gate of the cemetery will close immediately.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Well, what then?
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Have you your card?
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Ah, my card, said the gravedigger.
Speaker:And he fumbled in his pocket. Having searched
Speaker:one pocket, he proceeded to search the other. He
Speaker:passed on to his fobs, exploring the first, returning to the
Speaker:second. Oh, I know, said he.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: I have not my card. I must have forgotten
Speaker:it.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: 15 francs fine, said Fauchelevert.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: The gravedigger turned green. Green is
Speaker:the pallor of livid people.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Ah, Jesus. Mon dieu, burg Basiloon.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: He exclaimed.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: 15 francs fine.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Three pieces of 100 sous.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: said Fauchelevert. The gravedigger dropped
Speaker:his shovel. Faucheleverts turn had
Speaker:come.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Ah,
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Come now, conscript, said Fauchelevert.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: None of this despair. There is no question
Speaker:of committing suicide and benefiting the grave.
Speaker:15 francs is 15 francs. And
Speaker:besides, you may not be able to pay it. I am an
Speaker:old hand.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: You are a new one.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: I know all the ropes and the devices.
Speaker:I, will give you some friendly advice. One thing
Speaker:is clear. The sun is on the point of setting. It
Speaker:is touching the dome now. The cemetery will be closed
Speaker:in five minutes more.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: That is true, replied the man.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Five minutes more and you will not have time to fill the
Speaker:grave. It is as hollow as the devil, this
Speaker:grave. And to reach the gate in season to pass it before
Speaker:it is shut.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: That is true.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: In that case, a fine of 15 francs.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: 15 francs?
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: But you have the time. Where do you live?
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: A couple of steps from the barrier. A quarter of an
Speaker:hour from here. Number 87, rue des
Speaker:Vaudreuil.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: You have just time to get out by taking to your heels at your
Speaker:best speed.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: That is exactly so.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Once outside the gate, you gallop home, you get your
Speaker:card, you return. A cemetery porter admits
Speaker:you as, you have your card. There will be nothing to pay,
Speaker:and you will bury your corpse. I'll watch it for you in
Speaker:the meantime, so that it shall not run away.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: I am indebted to you for my.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Life, peasant de camp, said
Speaker:Fauchelevert.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: The gravedigger, overwhelmed with gratitude, shook his hand
Speaker:and set off on a run. When the man had disappeared
Speaker:in the thicket, Fauchelevert listened until he heard his footsteps
Speaker:die away in the distance. Then he leaned over the grave
Speaker:and.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Said in a low tone, Father Madeleine.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: There was no reply. Fauchelevert was seized with
Speaker:a shudder. He had tumbled rather than climbed into
Speaker:the grave, flung himself on the head of the coffin and
Speaker:cried, are you there?
Speaker:Silence in the coffin. Fauchelevert,
Speaker:hardly able to draw his breath for trembling, seized his
Speaker:cold chisel and his hammer and pried up the coffin
Speaker:lid. Jean Valjeans face appeared in the
Speaker:twilight it was pale and his eyes
Speaker:were closed. Faucheleverts hair
Speaker:rose upright on his head. He sprang to his feet,
Speaker:then fell back against the side of the grave, ready to swoon. On the
Speaker:coffin, he stared at Jean
Speaker:Valjean. Jean Valjean lay there,
Speaker:pallid and motionless. Fauchelevent murmured in
Speaker:a voice as faint.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: As a sigh, he is dead.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: And drawing himself up and folding his arms with
Speaker:such violence that his clenched fists came in contact with his
Speaker:shoulders, he cried, and this is the way.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: I save his life.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Then, the poor man fell to sobbing. He
Speaker:soliloquized the while, for it is an error to suppose that the
Speaker:soliloquy is unnatural. Powerful emotion
Speaker:often talks loud.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: It is Father mestines fault. Why did that
Speaker:fool die? What need was there for him to give up the
Speaker:ghost at the very moment when no one was expecting it?
Speaker:It is he who has killed monster. Madeleine.
Speaker:Father. Madeline. He is in the coffin.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: It is quite handy.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: All is over now. Is there any sense in these
Speaker:things? Oh, My God. He is dead.
Speaker:Well. And this little girl, what am I to do with her? What
Speaker:will the fruit seller say? The idea of its being
Speaker:possible for a man like that to die like this. When I
Speaker:think how he put himself under that cart. Father
Speaker:Madeleine. Father Madeleine. Pardeen.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: He was suffocated. I said so.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: He wouldnt believe me.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Well, a pretty trick to play. He is dead.
Speaker:That good man. The very best man out of all the good gods, good
Speaker:folks and his little girl.
Speaker:In the first place, I wont go back there myself. I
Speaker:shall stay here. After having done such a thing as that.
Speaker:Whats the use of being two old men if we are two old
Speaker:fools? But in the first place, how did he manage to
Speaker:enter the convent? That was the beginning of it all.
Speaker:One should not do such things. Father Madeleine.
Speaker:Father Madeleine. Father Madeleine. Madeleine. Monsieur
Speaker:Madeleine. Monsieur le Maire. He
Speaker:does not hear me. Now get out of this
Speaker:scrape if you can.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: And he tore his hair. A grating sound
Speaker:became audible through the trees in the distance. It
Speaker:was a cemetery gate closing. Fauchelevert
Speaker:bent over Jean Valjean, and all at once he bounded
Speaker:back and recoiled.
Speaker:So far as the limits of a grave permit, Jean
Speaker:Valjeans eyes were open, and gazing at him
Speaker:to see a corpse is alarming. To behold a
Speaker:resurrection is almost as much so.
Speaker:Fauchelevert became like stone
Speaker:pale, haggard, overwhelmed by all these
Speaker:excesses of emotion, not knowing whether he had to do with
Speaker:a living man or a dead one. And staring at Jean
Speaker:Valjean, who was gazing at him. I
Speaker:fell asleep, said Jean Valjean,
Speaker:and he raised himself to a sitting posture.
Speaker:Rochellevert fell on his knees.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Just good virgin, how you frightened me.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Then he sprang to his feet and.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Cried, thanks, Father Madeleine.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Jean Valjean had merely fainted. The fresh air
Speaker:had revived him. Joy is the ebb of
Speaker:terror. Fauchele found almost as much
Speaker:difficulty in recovering himself as Jean Valjean
Speaker:had.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: So you are not dead. Oh, how wise
Speaker:you are. I called you so much that you came back.
Speaker:When I saw your eyes shut, I said, good. There he is.
Speaker:Stifled. I should have gone raving mad.
Speaker:Mad enough for a straightjacket? It would have put me in the
Speaker:bison tear. What do you suppose I should have done if you had
Speaker:been dead? And your little girl? Theres,
Speaker:that fruit seller, she would never have understood it. The
Speaker:child is thrust into your arms, and then the
Speaker:grandfather is dead.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: What a story.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Good saints. The paradise. What a tale. Ah, you
Speaker:are alive. Thats the best of it.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: I am cold, said Jean Valjean.
Speaker:Mister Marc recalled Fauchelevert thoroughly to reality, and
Speaker:there was pressing need of it. The souls of these two
Speaker:men were troubled even when they had recovered themselves,
Speaker:although they did not realize it. And there was about them
Speaker:something uncanny, which was a sinister bewilderment inspired
Speaker:by the place.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Let us get out of here quickly, exclaimed
Speaker:Fauchelevert.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: He fumbled in his pocket and pulled out a gourd with which he had
Speaker:provided himself.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: But first take a drop, said he.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: The flask finished what the fresh air had begun. Jean
Speaker:Valjean swallowed a mouthful of brandy and regained full possession
Speaker:of his faculties. He got out of the coffin
Speaker:and helped Fauchelevert to nail on the lid again.
Speaker:Three minutes later they were out of the grave.
Speaker:Moreover, Fauchelevert was perfectly composed.
Speaker:He took his time. The cemetery was
Speaker:closed. The arrival of the gravedigger grabbeer
Speaker:was not to be apprehended. That conscript
Speaker:was at home, busily engaged in looking for his card
Speaker:and had some difficulty in finding it in his lodgings, since
Speaker:it was in fochleverts pocket. Without a
Speaker:card, he could not get back into the cemetery.
Speaker:Fauchelevert took the shovel and Jean Valjean the
Speaker:pickaxe, and together they buried the empty
Speaker:coffin. When the grave was full, Fauchelevert
Speaker:said to Jean Valjean, let us go.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: I will keep the shovel. Do you carry off the
Speaker:mattock?
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Night was falling. Jean Valjean
Speaker:experienced some difficulty in moving and in
Speaker:walking. He had stiffened himself in that coffin
Speaker:and had become a little like a corpse. The
Speaker:rigidity of death had seized upon him between those four
Speaker:planks he had, in a manner to thaw
Speaker:out from the tomb.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: You are benumbed, said Fauchelevert.
Speaker:It is a pity that I have a game leg,
Speaker:for otherwise we might step out briskly.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Bah, replied Jean Valjean. Four
Speaker:pieces will put life into my legs once more.
Speaker:They set off by the alleys through which the hearse had passed.
Speaker:On arriving before the closed gate in the porters
Speaker:pavilion, Pochele Vers, who held the
Speaker:gravediggers card in his hand, dropped it into the box.
Speaker:The porter pulled the rope. The gate opened and they went
Speaker:out.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: How well everything is going, said
Speaker:Fauchelevert. What a capital idea that was
Speaker:of yours, Father Madeleine.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: They passed the vaudreuil barrier in the simplest manner in the
Speaker:world. In the neighborhood of the cemetery, a
Speaker:shovel and pick are equal to two passports.
Speaker:The rue vaudrard was deserted.
Speaker:Father Madeleine, said Fauchelevert as they went
Speaker:along and raising his eyes to the
Speaker:houses.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Your eyes are better than mine. Show me
Speaker:number 87.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Here it is, said Jean Valjean.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Theres no one in the street, said
Speaker:Fauchelevert. Give me your mattock and wait a couple
Speaker:of minutes for me.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Fauchelevert entered. Number 87,
Speaker:ascended to the very top, guided by the instinct
Speaker:which always leads the poor man to the garret, and
Speaker:knocked in the dark. At the door of an attic, a voice
Speaker:replied, come in. It was
Speaker:gribiers voice. Bochelevert opened the
Speaker:door. The gravediggers dwelling was,
Speaker:like all such wretched habitations, an unfurnished and
Speaker:encumbered garret, a packing case, a
Speaker:coffin perhaps, took the place of a commode, a butter
Speaker:pot served for a drinking fountain, a straw mattress
Speaker:served for a bed, the floor served instead of
Speaker:tables and chairs. In a corner, on a
Speaker:tattered fragment which had been a piece of an old carpet,
Speaker:a thin woman and a number of children were piled in a
Speaker:heap. The whole of this poverty stricken
Speaker:interior bore traces of having been overturned.
Speaker:One would have said that there had been an earthquake. For
Speaker:one, the covers were displaced, the
Speaker:rags scattered about, the jug broken. The
Speaker:mother had been crying. The children had probably been
Speaker:beaten, traces of a vigorous and ill
Speaker:tempered search. It was plain that the
Speaker:gravedigger had made a desperate search for his
Speaker:cardinal. Even it made everybody in the garret, from the
Speaker:jug to his wife, responsible for its loss.
Speaker:He wore an air of desperation, but
Speaker:Fauchelevert was in too great a hurry to terminate this adventure, to
Speaker:take any notice of this sad side of his success.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: He entered and said, ive brought you back your
Speaker:shovel and pick.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Gripier gazed at him in stupefaction.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Is it you, peasant?
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: And tomorrow morning you will find your
Speaker:card with the porter of the cemetery.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Then he laid the shovel and mattock on the floor.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: What is the meaning of this?
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Demanded Gribbier.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: The meaning of it is that you dropped your card out of your
Speaker:pocket, that I found it on the ground after you were
Speaker:gone, that I have buried the corpse, that I
Speaker:have filled the grave. That I have done your work,
Speaker:that the porter will return your card to you, and that you will
Speaker:not have to pay 15 francs. There you have it,
Speaker:conscript.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Thanks, villager.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Exclaimed gribbier, radiant.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: The next time I will pay for the drinks.
Speaker:>> Brie Carlisle: Thank you for joining bite at a time books today while
Speaker:we wrote a bite of one of your favorite classics.
Speaker:Again, my name is Bree Carlisle, and I
Speaker:hope you come back tomorrow, for the next bite of
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