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Les Miserables - Volume 2 - Book 8 - Chapter 7
Episode 1445th September 2024 • Bite at a Time Books • Bree Carlile
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>> Brie Carlisle: Values today well be

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continuing.

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les miserables by Victor Hugo

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chapter seven in which will be found

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the origin of the saying dont lose

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the card. This

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is what had taken place above the coffin in which lay Jean

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Valjean. When the hearse had driven off,

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when the priest and the choir boy had entered the carriage again

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and taken their departure, Fauchelevert,

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who had not taken his eyes from the gravedigger, saw the

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latter bend over and grasp his shovel, which was

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sticking upright in the heap of dirt.

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Then Fauchelevert took a supreme resolve. He

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placed himself between the grave and the gravedigger,

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crossed his arms and said.

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>> Brie Carlisle: I am the one to pay.

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>> Brie Carlisle: A gravedigger stared at him in amazement.

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>> Brie Carlisle: And replied, whats that,

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peasant?

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>> Brie Carlisle: Fauchelevent repeated.

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>> Brie Carlisle: I am the one who pays

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what? For the wine.

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>> Brie Carlisle: What wine?

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>> Brie Carlisle: that Argentil wine.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Where is the Argentil?

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>> Brie Carlisle: At the bon coing.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Go to the devil, said the grave.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Digger, and he flung a shovelful of earth on the

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coffin. The coffin gave back a hollow

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sound. Hochulaver felt himself stagger

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and on the point of falling headlong into the grave himself.

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He shouted in a voice in which the strangling sound of the death

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rattle began to mingle.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Comrade, before the bon coin is shut.

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>> Brie Carlisle: The gravedigger took some more earth on his shovel.

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Fauchelevert continued, I will pay.

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And he seized the mans arm.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Listen to me, comrade. I am, the convent

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gravedigger. I have come to help you. It is

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a business which can be performed at night. Let us

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begin, then, by going for a drink.

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>> Brie Carlisle: And, as he spoke and clung to this desperate

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insistence, this melancholy reflection occurred to

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him.

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>> Brie Carlisle: And if he drinks, will he get

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drunk?

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>> Brie Carlisle: Provincial, said the man.

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>> Brie Carlisle: If you positively insist upon it, I

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consent. We will drink after

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work. Never before.

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>> Brie Carlisle: And he flourished his shovel briskly. Poche

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levert held him back.

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>> Brie Carlisle: It is argento wine at six.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Oh, come, said the gravedigger.

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>> Brie Carlisle: You are a bell ringer. Ding dong,

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ding dong. Thats all you know how to say? Go

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hang yourself.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Andy threw in a second shovelful.

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Fauschlevere had reached a point where he no longer knew what he was

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saying.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Come along and drink, he cried, since it

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is I who pays the bill.

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>> Brie Carlisle: When we have put the child to.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Bed, said the gravedigger, he flung in a

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third shovelful. Donnie thrust a shovel

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into the earth and added, its cold

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tonight, you see.

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>> Brie Carlisle: And the corpse would shriek out after us if we were to plant her

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there without a coverlet.

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>> Brie Carlisle: At that moment, as he loaded his shovel, the gravedigger bent

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over, and the pocket of his waistcoat gaped.

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Faucheleverts wild gaze fell mechanically into that

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pocket. And there it stopped. The sun was

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not yet hidden behind the horizon. There was still

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light enough to enable him to distinguish something white. At the

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bottom of that yawning pocket, the sum total of

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lightning that the eye of a picard peasant can contain traversed

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Faucheleverts pupils. An idea had

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just occurred to him. He thrust his hand into the pocket

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from behind, without the gravedigger, who was wholly

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absorbed in his shovelful of earth, observing it,

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and pulled out the white object which lay at the bottom of

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it. The man sent a fourth shovelful

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tumbling into the grave. Just as he turned

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round to get the fifth, fuchslove looked calmly at him.

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>> Brie Carlisle: And said, by the way, you new

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man, have you your cardinal?

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>> Brie Carlisle: The gravedigger paused.

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>> Brie Carlisle: What card?

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>> Brie Carlisle: The sun is on the point of setting.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Thats good. It is going to put on its

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nightcap.

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>> Brie Carlisle: The gate of the cemetery will close immediately.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Well, what then?

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>> Brie Carlisle: Have you your card?

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>> Brie Carlisle: Ah, my card, said the gravedigger.

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And he fumbled in his pocket. Having searched

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one pocket, he proceeded to search the other. He

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passed on to his fobs, exploring the first, returning to the

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second. Oh, I know, said he.

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>> Brie Carlisle: I have not my card. I must have forgotten

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it.

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>> Brie Carlisle: 15 francs fine, said Fauchelevert.

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>> Brie Carlisle: The gravedigger turned green. Green is

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the pallor of livid people.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Ah, Jesus. Mon dieu, burg Basiloon.

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>> Brie Carlisle: He exclaimed.

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>> Brie Carlisle: 15 francs fine.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Three pieces of 100 sous.

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>> Brie Carlisle: said Fauchelevert. The gravedigger dropped

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his shovel. Faucheleverts turn had

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come.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Ah,

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>> Brie Carlisle: Come now, conscript, said Fauchelevert.

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>> Brie Carlisle: None of this despair. There is no question

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of committing suicide and benefiting the grave.

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15 francs is 15 francs. And

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besides, you may not be able to pay it. I am an

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old hand.

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>> Brie Carlisle: You are a new one.

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>> Brie Carlisle: I know all the ropes and the devices.

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I, will give you some friendly advice. One thing

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is clear. The sun is on the point of setting. It

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is touching the dome now. The cemetery will be closed

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in five minutes more.

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>> Brie Carlisle: That is true, replied the man.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Five minutes more and you will not have time to fill the

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grave. It is as hollow as the devil, this

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grave. And to reach the gate in season to pass it before

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it is shut.

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>> Brie Carlisle: That is true.

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>> Brie Carlisle: In that case, a fine of 15 francs.

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>> Brie Carlisle: 15 francs?

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>> Brie Carlisle: But you have the time. Where do you live?

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>> Brie Carlisle: A couple of steps from the barrier. A quarter of an

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hour from here. Number 87, rue des

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Vaudreuil.

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>> Brie Carlisle: You have just time to get out by taking to your heels at your

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best speed.

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>> Brie Carlisle: That is exactly so.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Once outside the gate, you gallop home, you get your

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card, you return. A cemetery porter admits

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you as, you have your card. There will be nothing to pay,

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and you will bury your corpse. I'll watch it for you in

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the meantime, so that it shall not run away.

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>> Brie Carlisle: I am indebted to you for my.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Life, peasant de camp, said

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Fauchelevert.

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>> Brie Carlisle: The gravedigger, overwhelmed with gratitude, shook his hand

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and set off on a run. When the man had disappeared

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in the thicket, Fauchelevert listened until he heard his footsteps

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die away in the distance. Then he leaned over the grave

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and.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Said in a low tone, Father Madeleine.

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>> Brie Carlisle: There was no reply. Fauchelevert was seized with

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a shudder. He had tumbled rather than climbed into

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the grave, flung himself on the head of the coffin and

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cried, are you there?

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Silence in the coffin. Fauchelevert,

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hardly able to draw his breath for trembling, seized his

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cold chisel and his hammer and pried up the coffin

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lid. Jean Valjeans face appeared in the

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twilight it was pale and his eyes

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were closed. Faucheleverts hair

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rose upright on his head. He sprang to his feet,

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then fell back against the side of the grave, ready to swoon. On the

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coffin, he stared at Jean

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Valjean. Jean Valjean lay there,

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pallid and motionless. Fauchelevent murmured in

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a voice as faint.

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>> Brie Carlisle: As a sigh, he is dead.

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>> Brie Carlisle: And drawing himself up and folding his arms with

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such violence that his clenched fists came in contact with his

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shoulders, he cried, and this is the way.

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>> Brie Carlisle: I save his life.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Then, the poor man fell to sobbing. He

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soliloquized the while, for it is an error to suppose that the

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soliloquy is unnatural. Powerful emotion

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often talks loud.

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>> Brie Carlisle: It is Father mestines fault. Why did that

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fool die? What need was there for him to give up the

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ghost at the very moment when no one was expecting it?

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It is he who has killed monster. Madeleine.

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Father. Madeline. He is in the coffin.

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>> Brie Carlisle: It is quite handy.

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>> Brie Carlisle: All is over now. Is there any sense in these

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things? Oh, My God. He is dead.

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Well. And this little girl, what am I to do with her? What

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will the fruit seller say? The idea of its being

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possible for a man like that to die like this. When I

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think how he put himself under that cart. Father

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Madeleine. Father Madeleine. Pardeen.

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>> Brie Carlisle: He was suffocated. I said so.

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>> Brie Carlisle: He wouldnt believe me.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Well, a pretty trick to play. He is dead.

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That good man. The very best man out of all the good gods, good

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folks and his little girl.

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In the first place, I wont go back there myself. I

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shall stay here. After having done such a thing as that.

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Whats the use of being two old men if we are two old

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fools? But in the first place, how did he manage to

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enter the convent? That was the beginning of it all.

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One should not do such things. Father Madeleine.

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Father Madeleine. Father Madeleine. Madeleine. Monsieur

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Madeleine. Monsieur le Maire. He

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does not hear me. Now get out of this

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scrape if you can.

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>> Brie Carlisle: And he tore his hair. A grating sound

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became audible through the trees in the distance. It

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was a cemetery gate closing. Fauchelevert

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bent over Jean Valjean, and all at once he bounded

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back and recoiled.

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So far as the limits of a grave permit, Jean

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Valjeans eyes were open, and gazing at him

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to see a corpse is alarming. To behold a

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resurrection is almost as much so.

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Fauchelevert became like stone

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pale, haggard, overwhelmed by all these

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excesses of emotion, not knowing whether he had to do with

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a living man or a dead one. And staring at Jean

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Valjean, who was gazing at him. I

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fell asleep, said Jean Valjean,

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and he raised himself to a sitting posture.

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Rochellevert fell on his knees.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Just good virgin, how you frightened me.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Then he sprang to his feet and.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Cried, thanks, Father Madeleine.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Jean Valjean had merely fainted. The fresh air

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had revived him. Joy is the ebb of

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terror. Fauchele found almost as much

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difficulty in recovering himself as Jean Valjean

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had.

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>> Brie Carlisle: So you are not dead. Oh, how wise

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you are. I called you so much that you came back.

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When I saw your eyes shut, I said, good. There he is.

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Stifled. I should have gone raving mad.

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Mad enough for a straightjacket? It would have put me in the

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bison tear. What do you suppose I should have done if you had

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been dead? And your little girl? Theres,

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that fruit seller, she would never have understood it. The

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child is thrust into your arms, and then the

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grandfather is dead.

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>> Brie Carlisle: What a story.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Good saints. The paradise. What a tale. Ah, you

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are alive. Thats the best of it.

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>> Brie Carlisle: I am cold, said Jean Valjean.

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Mister Marc recalled Fauchelevert thoroughly to reality, and

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there was pressing need of it. The souls of these two

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men were troubled even when they had recovered themselves,

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although they did not realize it. And there was about them

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something uncanny, which was a sinister bewilderment inspired

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by the place.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Let us get out of here quickly, exclaimed

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Fauchelevert.

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>> Brie Carlisle: He fumbled in his pocket and pulled out a gourd with which he had

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provided himself.

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>> Brie Carlisle: But first take a drop, said he.

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>> Brie Carlisle: The flask finished what the fresh air had begun. Jean

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Valjean swallowed a mouthful of brandy and regained full possession

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of his faculties. He got out of the coffin

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and helped Fauchelevert to nail on the lid again.

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Three minutes later they were out of the grave.

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Moreover, Fauchelevert was perfectly composed.

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He took his time. The cemetery was

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closed. The arrival of the gravedigger grabbeer

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was not to be apprehended. That conscript

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was at home, busily engaged in looking for his card

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and had some difficulty in finding it in his lodgings, since

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it was in fochleverts pocket. Without a

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card, he could not get back into the cemetery.

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Fauchelevert took the shovel and Jean Valjean the

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pickaxe, and together they buried the empty

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coffin. When the grave was full, Fauchelevert

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said to Jean Valjean, let us go.

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>> Brie Carlisle: I will keep the shovel. Do you carry off the

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mattock?

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>> Brie Carlisle: Night was falling. Jean Valjean

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experienced some difficulty in moving and in

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walking. He had stiffened himself in that coffin

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and had become a little like a corpse. The

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rigidity of death had seized upon him between those four

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planks he had, in a manner to thaw

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out from the tomb.

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>> Brie Carlisle: You are benumbed, said Fauchelevert.

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It is a pity that I have a game leg,

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for otherwise we might step out briskly.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Bah, replied Jean Valjean. Four

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pieces will put life into my legs once more.

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They set off by the alleys through which the hearse had passed.

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On arriving before the closed gate in the porters

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pavilion, Pochele Vers, who held the

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gravediggers card in his hand, dropped it into the box.

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The porter pulled the rope. The gate opened and they went

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out.

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>> Brie Carlisle: How well everything is going, said

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Fauchelevert. What a capital idea that was

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of yours, Father Madeleine.

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>> Brie Carlisle: They passed the vaudreuil barrier in the simplest manner in the

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world. In the neighborhood of the cemetery, a

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shovel and pick are equal to two passports.

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The rue vaudrard was deserted.

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Father Madeleine, said Fauchelevert as they went

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along and raising his eyes to the

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houses.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Your eyes are better than mine. Show me

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number 87.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Here it is, said Jean Valjean.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Theres no one in the street, said

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Fauchelevert. Give me your mattock and wait a couple

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of minutes for me.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Fauchelevert entered. Number 87,

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ascended to the very top, guided by the instinct

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which always leads the poor man to the garret, and

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knocked in the dark. At the door of an attic, a voice

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replied, come in. It was

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gribiers voice. Bochelevert opened the

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door. The gravediggers dwelling was,

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like all such wretched habitations, an unfurnished and

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encumbered garret, a packing case, a

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coffin perhaps, took the place of a commode, a butter

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pot served for a drinking fountain, a straw mattress

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served for a bed, the floor served instead of

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tables and chairs. In a corner, on a

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tattered fragment which had been a piece of an old carpet,

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a thin woman and a number of children were piled in a

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heap. The whole of this poverty stricken

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interior bore traces of having been overturned.

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One would have said that there had been an earthquake. For

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one, the covers were displaced, the

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rags scattered about, the jug broken. The

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mother had been crying. The children had probably been

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beaten, traces of a vigorous and ill

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tempered search. It was plain that the

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gravedigger had made a desperate search for his

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cardinal. Even it made everybody in the garret, from the

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jug to his wife, responsible for its loss.

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He wore an air of desperation, but

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Fauchelevert was in too great a hurry to terminate this adventure, to

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take any notice of this sad side of his success.

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>> Brie Carlisle: He entered and said, ive brought you back your

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shovel and pick.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Gripier gazed at him in stupefaction.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Is it you, peasant?

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>> Brie Carlisle: And tomorrow morning you will find your

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card with the porter of the cemetery.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Then he laid the shovel and mattock on the floor.

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>> Brie Carlisle: What is the meaning of this?

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>> Brie Carlisle: Demanded Gribbier.

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>> Brie Carlisle: The meaning of it is that you dropped your card out of your

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pocket, that I found it on the ground after you were

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gone, that I have buried the corpse, that I

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have filled the grave. That I have done your work,

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that the porter will return your card to you, and that you will

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not have to pay 15 francs. There you have it,

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conscript.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Thanks, villager.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Exclaimed gribbier, radiant.

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>> Brie Carlisle: The next time I will pay for the drinks.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Thank you for joining bite at a time books today while

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we wrote a bite of one of your favorite classics.

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Again, my name is Bree Carlisle, and I

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hope you come back tomorrow, for the next bite of

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le miserable.

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>> Brie Carlisle: Dont forget to sign up for our

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newsletter@byteoutoftimebooks.com, and check

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out the shop. You can check out the show notes or

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>> Brie Carlisle: Take a look at a book and let's

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see what we can find

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take it chapter by chapter,

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one at a time

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so many adventures and

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mountains we can climb

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take it word for word, line by

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line, one bite at a time.

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