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Speaker:hello there boyfriend
Speaker:how are you this fine day
Speaker:I'm really good
Speaker:is it working
Speaker:yes excellent
Speaker:let's not touch shit
Speaker:I'm afraid to ask
Speaker:but I have a great question
Speaker:I don't even know what I was gonna say
Speaker:I'm so disturbed right now
Speaker:I just wanna tell you something
Speaker:while you're finishing making that reservation
Speaker:what would you like to tell me
Speaker:keep going you're fine
Speaker:you can just keep doing that
Speaker:but there is something
Speaker:and I think I read an article once
Speaker:that corroborates this statement oh boy
Speaker:men love electronics
Speaker:and it's not just that we
Speaker:we sort of like it's
Speaker:it's I've heard it was something in your brain
Speaker:something in a man's brain that loves electronics
Speaker:when I go to a store and I see televisions
Speaker:I want I want to buy a television
Speaker:even if I just bought a television
Speaker:like we just bought
Speaker:we just got new lights
Speaker:lighting a new camera
Speaker:for the studio here
Speaker:and I am so excited
Speaker:and there was this
Speaker:I bought this tripod
Speaker:and it's just a beast of a tripod
Speaker:you can do anything with it
Speaker:I come in and when I got to your place
Speaker:everything was here in boxes
Speaker:and I was like
Speaker:I came up to you and I was like
Speaker:look at this man and um
Speaker:you could have given
Speaker:you could have given a fuck
Speaker:I think I gave like a quarter of a fuck
Speaker:do you know what I appreciate
Speaker:and I'm not just saying this
Speaker:the eighth of the fuck
Speaker:you pretending to give an eighth of a fuck hmm
Speaker:you did pretend though
Speaker:maybe a 30 second didn't
Speaker:didn't you say 30 second of a fuck yeah
Speaker:but don't you agree
Speaker:say you say
Speaker:you legitimately gave a 30 second of a fuck a pinch
Speaker:do you realize how close we are getting
Speaker:you know I studied mathematics in college
Speaker:I have a math degree
Speaker:we're getting dangerously close to not giving a fuck
Speaker:that's how small your fractions getting oh
Speaker:but you know what you did
Speaker:cause you're a nice person
Speaker:what did I do
Speaker:you pretended to give one whole fuck when I was excited
Speaker:didn't you I don't know
Speaker:you did you say you're excited
Speaker:cause I was excited
Speaker:I think I had to preface it that like
Speaker:I knew you were excited
Speaker:so I was happy for you
Speaker:but I couldn't be more excited
Speaker:less excited
Speaker:I couldn't have been more bored
Speaker:you know what's funny
Speaker:you were you did a fake
Speaker:it would be like just to tell um
Speaker:the listener
Speaker:it would be like when your child draws a shitty picture
Speaker:and you go oh my God
Speaker:that is so that's me
Speaker:that is so good
Speaker:that's it you did that
Speaker:like you didn't even attempt to do a real
Speaker:you didn't even go like
Speaker:you know what
Speaker:I am really excited
Speaker:this is great for the podcast and like I see you
Speaker:you went like
Speaker:oh my God is this what you want
Speaker:this is great
Speaker:and you know what felt good
Speaker:I don't care
Speaker:I like the world makes sense again so well
Speaker:I was happy you were happy you were
Speaker:but yeah this stuff
Speaker:do you know who Patrick Mahomes is
Speaker:no all right
Speaker:I'm gonna say you know
Speaker:I don't fall sports
Speaker:not a sports person
Speaker:but there is a story about this uh
Speaker:you know it's funny
Speaker:I gotta Google it just so that I say his name correctly
Speaker:Patrick Mahomes
Speaker:I don't even know what
Speaker:I don't even know what team he plays for
Speaker:I was gonna read it
Speaker:sport and lie it is uh
Speaker:what would you think
Speaker:football correct football
Speaker:he's the Chiefs quarterback
Speaker:Kansas City
Speaker:very good and surprised I knew that
Speaker:I did not know that
Speaker:and so you didn't know that
Speaker:no I mean if I really thought about it
Speaker:maybe I can't believe we're still allowed to do Chiefs
Speaker:I'm surprised no one came for Chiefs
Speaker:yeah they should have
Speaker:controversial
Speaker:controversial
Speaker:so I guess Michael Jordan wore like these
Speaker:North Carolina shorts where he played college hoops
Speaker:under his NBA shorts
Speaker:there's a story that Serena Williams
Speaker:wore the same pair of socks
Speaker:during a tournament and talked about how
Speaker:um you know
Speaker:it was like special to her
Speaker:this guy Patrick Roy talked about
Speaker:talked to the goal post behind him
Speaker:thanking them for deflecting a puck
Speaker:I don't know what word
Speaker:what the words I just said even mean
Speaker:I'm just reading it from here
Speaker:so basically there's a history of athletes
Speaker:thinking that things they have are lucky okay
Speaker:what do you
Speaker:first of all
Speaker:what are your thoughts on lucky
Speaker:being lucky
Speaker:superstition
Speaker:I'm superstitious
Speaker:I think how are you
Speaker:what are you superstitious with
Speaker:well I don't ever like it when you're in a hotel
Speaker:and you stay on the 14th floor we have to
Speaker:we have to talk about this for a second
Speaker:it's not the 14th floor
Speaker:but it's not just the 14th floor
Speaker:we've discussed many times a state Hotel
Speaker:New York City that does this
Speaker:they're superstitious
Speaker:so they don't have a 13th floor
Speaker:and we talk often talk about so it goes 12 14
Speaker:but they don't have an empty 13th floor
Speaker:where they let all the ghosts and spirits live
Speaker:it's a that's the 13th floor right
Speaker:you and I know it's just you
Speaker:you stayed on the 14th floor and I was like yeah
Speaker:that's not the 14th floor
Speaker:you're on another guy
Speaker:I was so scared
Speaker:probably like Friday the thirteenth
Speaker:I got all the bad we free shit
Speaker:I stay there all the time
Speaker:but then we have a discussion often you worry about me
Speaker:which I appreciate
Speaker:I never worried about myself
Speaker:and then when I started dating you
Speaker:I would call and you'd be like oh
Speaker:what are you doing and I go
Speaker:remember that time I go
Speaker:I'm in Atlanta
Speaker:I'm just like
Speaker:walking back
Speaker:and you're like
Speaker:I thought you said that was like
Speaker:a really bad area
Speaker:and I go yeah
Speaker:I'm just walking back from the club
Speaker:and you're like
Speaker:you have to get a
Speaker:like you like
Speaker:you have you like
Speaker:you gotta be more careful
Speaker:and you remember
Speaker:I got to my hotel
Speaker:and what happened
Speaker:you said you passed a crime scene though
Speaker:you said you passed an active crime scene
Speaker:not only did I
Speaker:well sort of what happened was I had to rerout
Speaker:because there was an active crime scene
Speaker:right next to my hotel
Speaker:in the adjacent building to my hotel
Speaker:yeah so I wasn't like
Speaker:hyper sensitive like oh no
Speaker:be cautious
Speaker:at like a Montessori school
Speaker:like you walked past like a
Speaker:it was a murder scene
Speaker:wasn't it you know
Speaker:when you're driving
Speaker:yeah you know
Speaker:when you're driving in a car and you
Speaker:and there's like
Speaker:some cars coming
Speaker:and if you're alone
Speaker:you would have turned left and gone in front of traffic
Speaker:but when you're with your children
Speaker:you wait that extra beat
Speaker:ah am I the only one that does that no
Speaker:you drew to my you um
Speaker:drew to my attention
Speaker:you brought it to my attention that you can't do that
Speaker:because you're
Speaker:you're supposed to be there for those children
Speaker:so even when they're not in the backseat
Speaker:you're not supposed to take that turn
Speaker:so you're being sweet now
Speaker:because you don't wanna get hurt
Speaker:cause it would make me sad
Speaker:I mean I guess I'm doing it
Speaker:cause you've made me think of like my kids and you
Speaker:and so do you actively do that
Speaker:all the time
Speaker:people that
Speaker:yeah I think so
Speaker:I mean so not once in a while
Speaker:take a dangerous turn in front of a car
Speaker:like Philadelphia
Speaker:when I'm alone
Speaker:Philadelphia
Speaker:that was after Atlanta
Speaker:what happened in Philadelphia
Speaker:we were on the phone and you were like hold on
Speaker:I can't talk right now
Speaker:and you like be lined it cause you're like
Speaker:run past that sketchy alleyway
Speaker:where you said there were people that were like Philly
Speaker:I walked by following you or something
Speaker:something sketchy
Speaker:it's a it's a work in progress to be more safe
Speaker:but you have a thing where
Speaker:I would love to put this question out to people
Speaker:we're not live obviously
Speaker:but man would I love to know this
Speaker:what is your
Speaker:what do you think is the best floor
Speaker:maybe we'll save this for another episode
Speaker:but I'll just tease it
Speaker:what is the best floor to stay in of a hotel
Speaker:if someone asked me that before I met you
Speaker:I would say first floor is great
Speaker:cause I don't have to walk up stairs
Speaker:um and I'm right there
Speaker:and then maybe like super high floor cause I get a view
Speaker:and after I spoke with you
Speaker:I think we were in Vegas and we were on a
Speaker:on a low level
Speaker:first level suite
Speaker:and we went outside onto the balcony and I saw I go
Speaker:what's that
Speaker:in the bushes
Speaker:forgot about that
Speaker:and it was just
Speaker:it was just a pair of underwear guys
Speaker:boxer briefs
Speaker:yeah and I was like
Speaker:fuck this room must be lucky
Speaker:right or not properly cleaned before we checked in
Speaker:both are those mutually exclusive
Speaker:I'm not sure
Speaker:or then remember
Speaker:we tried to check the trajectory
Speaker:to see if it came from our room or from like up high
Speaker:and someone had a lot of fun and just like
Speaker:slingshotted it out the window
Speaker:that's true
Speaker:what that's such an interesting thing that your boxers
Speaker:are in the bush
Speaker:or maybe that they didn't even stay at the hotel
Speaker:oh yeah cause we had access to the pool
Speaker:they could have done it the other way
Speaker:they could have walked from the pool and like
Speaker:thrown it over the fence the other way
Speaker:but why would you be naked in a public place
Speaker:without your boxers
Speaker:people like to do that
Speaker:I don't like to do that
Speaker:you know what
Speaker:the type of boxer they were
Speaker:do you remember the brand
Speaker:I do hands for loom
Speaker:something yeah
Speaker:he guess what
Speaker:they're not staying in the suite with Hanes
Speaker:with that brand
Speaker:those people were banging in the bushes
Speaker:it could have been an escort
Speaker:could have been
Speaker:so why do you think they have fancy underwear
Speaker:oh you mean man
Speaker:a man escort
Speaker:it was man underwear yeah okay
Speaker:we got a table discussion another time
Speaker:there's so much there
Speaker:but I have to
Speaker:I have to tell you about
Speaker:this Patrick Mahomes thing where yeah
Speaker:yeah yeah okay
Speaker:he comes on this uh
Speaker:he comes on uh uh
Speaker:some sports show
Speaker:and uh he says
Speaker:I wear this underwear all the time
Speaker:I've wanted for
Speaker:I think I've gone like a year without washing them
Speaker:they're lucky to me and um
Speaker:it's superstitious
Speaker:that's gross
Speaker:and you know
Speaker:I do have a little bit of a super oh
Speaker:but real quick just to
Speaker:I gotta finish this up
Speaker:Erika taught me that
Speaker:yeah floor one
Speaker:you might have crime
Speaker:well such they might break in
Speaker:escape route right
Speaker:why would they wanna go upstairs
Speaker:and have to carry stuff away
Speaker:first floor
Speaker:they break in
Speaker:they run away then I go
Speaker:I go to you well
Speaker:then I'll get the top floor
Speaker:and you go fire fire
Speaker:what are you gonna do
Speaker:you're fucked
Speaker:where am I supposed to go
Speaker:and so then we decided
Speaker:I think we decided uh
Speaker:third and fourth floor third
Speaker:you know why huh
Speaker:cause second floor is still easier to access
Speaker:if they really wanna get something from the outside
Speaker:absolutely break through the window and just jump down
Speaker:you don't really wanna
Speaker:jump out of a third story window
Speaker:cause you'll break something yep
Speaker:but we don't wanna be too high up
Speaker:cause then yeah
Speaker:there's a fire
Speaker:how do we escape
Speaker:cause we have to go out the window
Speaker:do you know what I do
Speaker:you wanna hear a weird technique
Speaker:when I'm robbing a hotel
Speaker:you know what I'll do
Speaker:say it's dark
Speaker:and I don't
Speaker:I can't remember what form exactly on
Speaker:what I'll do is
Speaker:I'll throw my boxers out the window first
Speaker:haha it was
Speaker:you just kind of listen to see how far down
Speaker:it was you so well
Speaker:the reason I bring up this
Speaker:article is because we got a question coming in
Speaker:he did look at me
Speaker:accusing me when we first saw them
Speaker:and so basically
Speaker:he wears this stuff
Speaker:I I wore a lucky shirt for a while
Speaker:it was lucky with the yeah
Speaker:but did you wash it
Speaker:that you just brought up a great point
Speaker:why can't we have a lucky garment and wash it
Speaker:so some people think part of them the the
Speaker:the luckiness is the non washing
Speaker:you just brought up a great point
Speaker:I did wash mine
Speaker:I had a lucky shirt
Speaker:well that doesn't bother me that at all
Speaker:I had a shirt I get as late as like
Speaker:lucky with the ladies type of shirt every time
Speaker:yeah I'm sure I did
Speaker:it was my um
Speaker:have I seen this shirt
Speaker:no I don't wear it anymore
Speaker:but it's uh
Speaker:it was my favorite band
Speaker:I used to wear it all the time
Speaker:um my favorite band was called um
Speaker:I'll give you $1,000 if you fuck me
Speaker:so why don't you wear that shirt now I take $1,000
Speaker:so um Patrick Mahomes kids look up to athletes
Speaker:right it's gross it's gross
Speaker:if you're telling me that he hasn't washed what is it
Speaker:what is it again
Speaker:he says he hasn't washed him
Speaker:he says he washes like once a year underwear eww
Speaker:no I'm gonna play it
Speaker:I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker:play a little question that we have from a listener
Speaker:and here we go
Speaker:hey what's up
Speaker:Jamie and Doctor Erica
Speaker:um so I got a question for you
Speaker:I saw the the news thing about you know
Speaker:Patrick Mahomes and he's got his lucky pair of
Speaker:underwear and he always wears it
Speaker:so like my teenage son
Speaker:uh saw that and like
Speaker:has been doing that for quite some time wow um
Speaker:is that gonna be like
Speaker:I mean I realize it's extremely
Speaker:just disturbingly disgusting haha
Speaker:but is it like dangerous
Speaker:could he get like
Speaker:I don't know
Speaker:like an infection or like a disease or something
Speaker:yeah I don't know that
Speaker:Jamie really knows anything about that
Speaker:but Dr Erica
Speaker:we definitely take you seriously
Speaker:so what do you think
Speaker:the fuck was that
Speaker:haha so I guess I'll just remain quiet
Speaker:so do you do you not
Speaker:wash your underwear
Speaker:that is that um okay
Speaker:so I have several thoughts on this
Speaker:first of all um
Speaker:teenagers in general tend to not really have the best
Speaker:cleanly habits
Speaker:sure sure you go from little kid where
Speaker:maybe you're only taking a bath with your mom
Speaker:or dad tells you like you're muddy or whatever
Speaker:and then suddenly you're
Speaker:teenager and you have your own responsibility
Speaker:and you go from like
Speaker:not sweating to having those androgens pop out right
Speaker:those are the hormones that when you go through puberty
Speaker:make your sebaceous glands go
Speaker:you sweat a lot more
Speaker:gotcha are those also
Speaker:is that also the boner gland
Speaker:different is sweating
Speaker:I don't even know why I try with you sometimes
Speaker:but is sweating related to wanting to you know
Speaker:touch yourself
Speaker:why would it be related to wanting to touch yourself
Speaker:it just seems
Speaker:she's a cloud teenage stuff I smell
Speaker:it's girls and guys having more androgen release
Speaker:girls can touch themselves
Speaker:oh wow we're learning a lot today okay
Speaker:sorry continue
Speaker:I was wondering
Speaker:I know teenage boys are often times
Speaker:accused of being in their room that you know
Speaker:doing stuff I was like
Speaker:is that related
Speaker:is this all
Speaker:I was going with the route of
Speaker:so when you have sebaceous glands
Speaker:those are your sweat glands right
Speaker:you have to wash more frequently
Speaker:so a teenager goes from not having that production
Speaker:to suddenly having a lot more
Speaker:so that's why people think teenagers are stinky
Speaker:it's did you know
Speaker:you actually sweat just as much from being a teen
Speaker:even now like
Speaker:you sweat as much as you did as a teenager
Speaker:do you know
Speaker:I just read that you sweat even more
Speaker:just being around a dirty teenager than you did before
Speaker:so you're saying teenagers don't sweat more often
Speaker:well they sweat a lot more
Speaker:so it peeks around puberty
Speaker:they sweat more than they did
Speaker:correct and they're not used to having to bathe
Speaker:and wash it all the time
Speaker:so you have to educate them to wash right
Speaker:and it continues at like
Speaker:kind of a flat level for women forever
Speaker:but men get stinky around like eighty
Speaker:what do you mean
Speaker:cause you have even another
Speaker:is it because they died in 79 and nobody found them
Speaker:that's good
Speaker:because your sebaceous glands have another like
Speaker:geek at that age
Speaker:I don't know why
Speaker:but so teenagers need to wash more
Speaker:to get rid of all of that than they ever did before
Speaker:but they don't
Speaker:can I say something before you answer the question
Speaker:that this man post
Speaker:I have a teenager
Speaker:and people might be thinking yeah
Speaker:Jamie agrees
Speaker:his teenagers really must be stinky
Speaker:too this boy
Speaker:I believe at my house right now
Speaker:he has 3 different types of shampoo
Speaker:3 different types of conditioner
Speaker:he has like two soaps
Speaker:he has two very expensive colognes
Speaker:I bought one
Speaker:he bought the other one
Speaker:total clean freak
Speaker:that's good
Speaker:after basketball shower
Speaker:I just wanna throw that out there
Speaker:just in case someone's like
Speaker:I I feel like there are
Speaker:and I didn't do anything
Speaker:I'm not a great dad
Speaker:I just you know
Speaker:I'm a pretty clean
Speaker:I shower quite a bit
Speaker:so maybe I let by example well
Speaker:so that's great
Speaker:that's an exception to the rule
Speaker:but that's all it is
Speaker:good parenting
Speaker:because you have to teach your kids
Speaker:they don't know
Speaker:um so anyway
Speaker:the problem is you're getting all of this extra sweat
Speaker:and now he's wearing this underwear
Speaker:and now you're wearing this
Speaker:underwear a teenager
Speaker:he said his teenage kid
Speaker:is wearing the same pair of underwear yeah
Speaker:so now they're sweatier
Speaker:they don't understand their bodies
Speaker:and now they're wearing the same thing
Speaker:so there's a problem
Speaker:you can get jock itch right
Speaker:so that's a fungus
Speaker:to your Cura Griss
Speaker:it's a jock itch right
Speaker:it's fungus
Speaker:yeah and if it's like growing in your underwear
Speaker:it's gonna keep proliferating
Speaker:so that's disgusting
Speaker:and then you can like keep
Speaker:spreading it back and forth
Speaker:yeast can grow too so Candida
Speaker:so that's nasty
Speaker:bacteria absolutely
Speaker:so there's a lot of stuff
Speaker:it's disgusting no
Speaker:don't do it okay
Speaker:now what if he was like
Speaker:they're really winning now
Speaker:and he's getting a lot of girls and stuff
Speaker:it's really helping him socially
Speaker:how would that help you socially
Speaker:cause you're
Speaker:the football
Speaker:bad great okay
Speaker:I was thinking
Speaker:football star
Speaker:maybe the girl
Speaker:by the time she finds out is too late dicks out
Speaker:you're like hey
Speaker:we're here already
Speaker:that is gross I'm sorry
Speaker:okay so you're saying this man
Speaker:legitimate concerns
Speaker:oh absolutely legitimate concerns about this underwear
Speaker:well and that's just underwear I mean
Speaker:the same thing you said Venus will like with her socks
Speaker:same thing yeah
Speaker:really bad athletes foot right
Speaker:so if you wash them cool
Speaker:but like fungus and gross stuff grows
Speaker:so you should be washing your clothes more often
Speaker:question for you
Speaker:Doctor Erica
Speaker:and that that superstition needs to be shot down
Speaker:the lucky underwear
Speaker:the lucky anything that's not regularly
Speaker:frequently washed disgusting
Speaker:it's fucking gross
Speaker:I wore it is if I met you and you were like
Speaker:tired of all this over my head medical terminology
Speaker:I met you it's fucking disgusting
Speaker:that's in my medical 1:01 book
Speaker:you know when you met gross
Speaker:I was about to say something
Speaker:that I probably shouldn't say
Speaker:you had lucky underwear no
Speaker:no I was gonna say unlucky underwear
Speaker:ha ha I was gonna say
Speaker:I don't know if I should say that
Speaker:I was just gonna say never getting laid underwear
Speaker:I was just gonna say like
Speaker:there's that's that thing only balls boxers
Speaker:but like when you when someone goes out okay
Speaker:like when someone goes out to born again virgin pants
Speaker:when someone goes out to a
Speaker:club and they think they might have sex
Speaker:that's what they want
Speaker:they're gonna probably wear
Speaker:women and men are gonna wear special underwear clean
Speaker:take care of themselves just in case right
Speaker:I would certainly hope so
Speaker:I just want to say that when I met you no warning
Speaker:you have no idea
Speaker:no warning no
Speaker:I've been alone for a while still
Speaker:I still feel like I'm very
Speaker:I'm pretty clean guy
Speaker:I shower before every comedy show
Speaker:just in case I meet someone I um
Speaker:oh my God no
Speaker:for I do it for psychological reasons
Speaker:I want my hair to look okay
Speaker:but so I'm not saying I was like dirty
Speaker:but I definitely did not get the
Speaker:what about you is a total surprise and um
Speaker:I I just I could didn't
Speaker:there's no prep
Speaker:oh no you want
Speaker:you're like
Speaker:should I say this
Speaker:I'm gonna let you
Speaker:just go with whatever you wanna put out there
Speaker:let's just leave it there hmm lovely
Speaker:I don't think I didn't have on my lucky boxers
Speaker:I'll just say that
Speaker:they're fresh and clean and things were
Speaker:thank God you didn't have Lucky Boxer gross
Speaker:we might even have this podcast
Speaker:I have a question for you
Speaker:Dr Erica what
Speaker:yes please wash your underwear
Speaker:have you ever heard of the no wash movement
Speaker:yeah actually really
Speaker:mm hmm yeah
Speaker:so I had a lot of patients ask me about that recently
Speaker:is that right
Speaker:so this is uh this
Speaker:some people say it started during the covid pandemic
Speaker:like kind of caught on
Speaker:if Covid is like
Speaker:someone's like crutch for almost everything
Speaker:I feel like
Speaker:oh gosh so true
Speaker:my hotel you ever
Speaker:you ever eat
Speaker:do you know someone
Speaker:Covid happened
Speaker:the like the hotels were like
Speaker:hey there's a very serious illness going around
Speaker:we're gonna start washing the toilets every day oh
Speaker:and you go hey
Speaker:you don't think the airlines were like yeah
Speaker:we're gonna start washing our hands now
Speaker:sanitizing stuff
Speaker:yeah you go
Speaker:what the fuck were you doing before Covid
Speaker:I didn't have that
Speaker:I had the opposite where hotels were like
Speaker:you know what
Speaker:we wanna keep our staff safe
Speaker:so they're only gonna come into your room if you like
Speaker:hang the sign on the outside
Speaker:otherwise you're on your own
Speaker:you have to keep using your
Speaker:sheets and towels and everything
Speaker:what about this
Speaker:how long ago was Covid
Speaker:I believe it's called Covid 19
Speaker:I believe it's 2,023
Speaker:I went to a hotel this weekend
Speaker:and they said
Speaker:you know cause of Covid and stuff
Speaker:housekeeping is on call
Speaker:I'm like you yeah
Speaker:see you sons of bitches
Speaker:I don't say that well
Speaker:because of Covid
Speaker:I'm just not gonna show up today right
Speaker:it's such a
Speaker:they go hey
Speaker:we could save money doing this
Speaker:it's lazy yeah
Speaker:has absolutely nothing to do with Covid
Speaker:it did but they really enjoyed the
Speaker:products of what they noticed right
Speaker:and so now it's kind of like
Speaker:just own it
Speaker:hey guess what
Speaker:we're saving money
Speaker:it's much more economical to not wash up every day hey
Speaker:it's actually good for the environment right
Speaker:I like those signs yeah
Speaker:to save the environment
Speaker:don't be a heathen asshole
Speaker:who wants me to wash your stuff every day
Speaker:and just throw the towels on the ground
Speaker:if you need them washed yeah yeah
Speaker:I like that better
Speaker:cause then I have the guilt of like
Speaker:oh I'm gonna save a rainforest leaf today
Speaker:yeah and honestly
Speaker:not to sound like a prima Donna
Speaker:but I work I live in hotel rooms often times
Speaker:and it's hard when there's no
Speaker:person coming into
Speaker:that's part of the lure
Speaker:of paying a lot of money for a hotel
Speaker:so I don't have somebody coming in
Speaker:now I gotta like
Speaker:I'm like folding this
Speaker:I gotta flush the toilet myself
Speaker:you kidding me
Speaker:oh my God what is this
Speaker:well you were kind of messy when I first met you
Speaker:I know you know why though
Speaker:why why was I messy
Speaker:because I live in hotels and I'm used to like things
Speaker:the bed magically being made
Speaker:do you know
Speaker:I thought I had a I thought I had a self cleaning oven
Speaker:it turned out my ex wife was doing it
Speaker:that's a bad joke
Speaker:how are you not single
Speaker:I'm starting to think the toilet didn't
Speaker:clean itself either
Speaker:what yeah I can feel you looking at me um
Speaker:yeah the covid thing is wild though right the uh
Speaker:I'm sorry I'm sorry um
Speaker:right before the we talked about Covid
Speaker:because we were talking about the No Wash movement
Speaker:yeah oh guess what what
Speaker:by the way nothing about the
Speaker:podcast is different than my real life
Speaker:that's almost the exact response you gave me
Speaker:when I told you about that awesome tripod for real
Speaker:it was a very like
Speaker:you drew a great picture well
Speaker:to a 3 year old
Speaker:don't apologize who you are what
Speaker:so I I've read a couple I
Speaker:I think I know the answer to this question
Speaker:I'm 99% sure
Speaker:maybe I'll Google it while I'm asking you
Speaker:what is the dirtiest part of a hotel room
Speaker:including all the
Speaker:all the items
Speaker:oh I know this
Speaker:I know this
Speaker:I watched a segment on it
Speaker:I think I do
Speaker:you have the answers
Speaker:I mean I think I know it
Speaker:without you have like a top like three or four
Speaker:I'm gonna look it up
Speaker:but we did this
Speaker:I know it I know it
Speaker:I know it okay
Speaker:you guess you guess all right
Speaker:can you give me like the top three or something
Speaker:cause I know the number one guaranteed
Speaker:I'm gonna get it okay
Speaker:I'm gonna get number one
Speaker:I don't think you're gonna get it
Speaker:I'm gonna get number one
Speaker:the dirtiest thing in a hotel room yeah
Speaker:you're okay
Speaker:is your source reliable or is it TikTok
Speaker:there's no offense to TikTok
Speaker:the 7 dirtiest places
Speaker:who do you trust
Speaker:time magazine
Speaker:you trust them
Speaker:yeah let's go with time magazine
Speaker:there's a bunch of people going down time
Speaker:okay here we go
Speaker:alright number one
Speaker:okay alright
Speaker:do you have it up
Speaker:yeah the TV remote okay
Speaker:that's a great answer
Speaker:that's not number one
Speaker:so this doesn't have it uh
Speaker:numbered 1 through 5
Speaker:fuck you New York Times
Speaker:I want I want a number one
Speaker:Hoff Post Hoffington post will not disappoint us
Speaker:it's the TV remote
Speaker:and the number one answer
Speaker:I watched a TV show on it where they swapped stuff
Speaker:the number answer is the documentary
Speaker:the television remote yeah yep
Speaker:that's right
Speaker:but have you seen how some hotels actually like
Speaker:put them in like a Ziploc baggie or something
Speaker:and they'll say
Speaker:we sanitized it now yes
Speaker:even shield
Speaker:that's what's on there come on oh
Speaker:cause like paper view porn in the hotel room yeah
Speaker:or on your laptop and then you're touching it right
Speaker:that's your laptop
Speaker:that's not a TV remote hmm eww
Speaker:I like to okay
Speaker:the next one would be um
Speaker:light switches
Speaker:interesting
Speaker:so this is saying and door knobs
Speaker:this is saying uh
Speaker:door knobs was gonna be my No. 1
Speaker:this is saying drinking glasses
Speaker:comforter comforter
Speaker:the own number
Speaker:I always do that though
Speaker:I always throw the comforter off
Speaker:when we go into a hotel room
Speaker:you do I do
Speaker:I was kicking on the ground
Speaker:they never wash them
Speaker:that's exactly what I do
Speaker:I walk into a hotel room
Speaker:I put the comforter on the ground
Speaker:I put the drinking glasses away
Speaker:and I Jack up on the remote
Speaker:the drinking glasses yep
Speaker:I use them all the time
Speaker:yep then I Jack up on the remote
Speaker:and then I will wash that doorknob with the remote
Speaker:do you know what they find on the doorknob
Speaker:your semen apparently
Speaker:fecal matter
Speaker:I don't know if it's mine
Speaker:sometimes I can't tell if you mean like mine or ones
Speaker:fecal matter
Speaker:that's what they find
Speaker:let me ask you a question about
Speaker:if they do find fecal matter in doorknobs
Speaker:let me ask you a question
Speaker:a serious question
Speaker:what how many like grocery bags you have to be carrying
Speaker:to open a door with your asshole why
Speaker:I did not see that one coming
Speaker:why is there
Speaker:I just read that oh my God
Speaker:another really dirty thing is those touchscreens
Speaker:self checkout
Speaker:oh yeah well
Speaker:you know the one I don't like is the
Speaker:the moving walkways that the handle things
Speaker:yes anytime someone tries to touch that I'm like
Speaker:you're so right
Speaker:they never wash those
Speaker:the moving walkway is covered with semen
Speaker:the moving walkway
Speaker:think about all of the scooping
Speaker:um the spoons
Speaker:the serving spoons in like the olive bar
Speaker:oh any kind of buffet or bar
Speaker:damn so remote
Speaker:if you come back
Speaker:I don't want to go outside now and public
Speaker:I think I'm gonna stay inside forever
Speaker:I'll get back to the topic at hand
Speaker:but also the one of the dirtiest in the whole world
Speaker:self checkout screens
Speaker:they say they find fecal matter urine
Speaker:I go what are you
Speaker:what are you touching the screen with your baby
Speaker:oh God Hunter Biden's finger
Speaker:but those are places like you eat too
Speaker:like you check out and then you eat like you
Speaker:they have this
Speaker:the restaurant area
Speaker:so you're like touching all that
Speaker:I'd rather have like a picnic table
Speaker:made out of Patrick Mahomes underwear apparently
Speaker:it's probably cleaner
Speaker:the first show you
Speaker:after you came to see me in Denver once
Speaker:maybe it was Denver
Speaker:and then the next night after I
Speaker:I I have like I do merch
Speaker:I sell t shirts
Speaker:and um I love it
Speaker:and I meet everybody after every single show
Speaker:I get this question a lot online
Speaker:they goes anyway
Speaker:get a picture with you
Speaker:is there any way I could just like
Speaker:um whatever
Speaker:get an autograph
Speaker:say hi I take
Speaker:you've seen me
Speaker:I meet every person that wants to after a show
Speaker:it's nice every single person
Speaker:and so I think you have great fans
Speaker:they're very nice people
Speaker:so I like it when you do it
Speaker:cause they're nice
Speaker:takes a minute
Speaker:though right
Speaker:takes a minute
Speaker:and what happens is you'll
Speaker:when you were with me I go hey
Speaker:I'll be back in 30 minutes
Speaker:maybe an hour
Speaker:and I go and I go and I did
Speaker:me and Erica were getting along really well
Speaker:I think this was the second time
Speaker:you went on the road with me and um
Speaker:I was gone for 30 minutes
Speaker:and I kinda missed you
Speaker:I was at that oh
Speaker:stage in the relationship
Speaker:which I'm still fucking in fuck
Speaker:I missed you
Speaker:that's not a bad thing
Speaker:I think it's just
Speaker:I missed you too
Speaker:I think you'll be okay with this
Speaker:but people listening with
Speaker:will make comments about how my voice
Speaker:but it's the truth
Speaker:I did sign do stuff for 30 to 60 minutes
Speaker:I was like I want to see Eric again
Speaker:and we don't get to see each other that often
Speaker:and she was on the road
Speaker:I want to get back to her
Speaker:and I go back in the green room
Speaker:they were waiting for me and you go
Speaker:how do I go
Speaker:great and I go to kiss you
Speaker:and you acted like I was
Speaker:I was holding a syringe filled with poison
Speaker:and you kind of wait
Speaker:you gotta wait
Speaker:you slap my hand away
Speaker:I was like what the fuck
Speaker:and that's when you said to me
Speaker:merch table dude yeah
Speaker:yeah right yeah
Speaker:you just shook how many hands
Speaker:uh huh people kiss my face
Speaker:I've mentioned this before
Speaker:there's like kissing stuff
Speaker:and so you made me very more self conscious of
Speaker:making sure to wash my hands well
Speaker:and you know
Speaker:I heard once
Speaker:and I do believe this is true
Speaker:I thought about it
Speaker:every hand you've ever shaken has had a dick in it
Speaker:wow oh yeah
Speaker:cause at first I was like well
Speaker:no guy dick
Speaker:but then you had your own dick
Speaker:isn't it weird
Speaker:that like I like I like my dick
Speaker:I like it sometimes
Speaker:no not that part
Speaker:but I'll I think that's only natural
Speaker:because it was like
Speaker:if you didn't like your dick like
Speaker:oh you again
Speaker:you again fine
Speaker:isn't it weird that you that you as a guy
Speaker:you might not know this
Speaker:but you're like
Speaker:oh my dick is cool
Speaker:other dicks
Speaker:hey just get them out
Speaker:I don't like them
Speaker:like you like your own
Speaker:but then more than one
Speaker:I'm like ah
Speaker:like in a porn or something
Speaker:you get that dick at right
Speaker:I want this one
Speaker:love it other ones not interested
Speaker:why is that weird
Speaker:I would be concerned if you're like
Speaker:oh right a Cornucopia of dicks
Speaker:maybe you're right
Speaker:maybe it's not weird at all
Speaker:like a satchel full of dicks today
Speaker:like I'm glad that you're just like no
Speaker:mine's good yeah
Speaker:I'm sufficed
Speaker:so the No Wash movement started
Speaker:their singer caught on with Covid
Speaker:it's people
Speaker:some people say I want to cut something out of my life
Speaker:I'm trapped at home
Speaker:I don't want to do laundry so much other people go
Speaker:I want to save the environment
Speaker:those people are fucking dirty liars
Speaker:so they're saying they don't want to use water
Speaker:and maybe they want to save money in this
Speaker:no Wash movement is a lot I mean
Speaker:these these folks are saying
Speaker:we're gonna we're not even gonna wash socks
Speaker:we're gonna wear them until they're so disgusting
Speaker:we're gonna throw them away
Speaker:but we just talked about what I have concerns with
Speaker:why you can get gross diseases and germs and stuff yeah
Speaker:so that's filthy
Speaker:do you know what the no wash movement
Speaker:started with what hair
Speaker:hair oh what part of your body that washing hair
Speaker:so not clothes but hair well okay
Speaker:so I have thoughts on that though
Speaker:because a lot of people overwash their hair yeah
Speaker:so there actually is like a sweet spot
Speaker:do you know what that is yeah
Speaker:sometimes it's hard to find the sweet spot on a woman
Speaker:sometimes
Speaker:what is the sweet spot in the hair
Speaker:are we going back to hair now
Speaker:yes yes we are well often times after uh
Speaker:insults or I start to feel every few days
Speaker:you're not supposed to wash your hair every day
Speaker:really really
Speaker:I wash my hair every day well
Speaker:you shouldn't
Speaker:there's a couple of reasons
Speaker:one is so I get my hair done
Speaker:at a salon right after it's processed
Speaker:you've got a lot of the chemicals
Speaker:your hair's been through hell
Speaker:kind of want to give it a break
Speaker:yeah and if you overly wash it and put more stuff on it
Speaker:it can be very damaging and it dries it out
Speaker:but for people who don't ever process their hair
Speaker:everyday still washes
Speaker:the follicles can get irritated
Speaker:and your hair can really dry out and become more coarse
Speaker:more brittle
Speaker:have issues there
Speaker:so it's actually nice to have some oil
Speaker:to maintain balance once every three days
Speaker:you're saying
Speaker:well yeah I mean no
Speaker:there are people who um
Speaker:excessively sweat
Speaker:they have hyperhydrosis is what we call it armpit
Speaker:groin uh what
Speaker:it's a lot of sweat
Speaker:I sweat a lot when I'm
Speaker:when I'm active
Speaker:but it's not growing sweat
Speaker:the other thing
Speaker:exercise to changes it right
Speaker:if you're exercising a lot
Speaker:you're sweating a lot
Speaker:you should wash it
Speaker:because that's gonna block your pores
Speaker:and lead to things like acne
Speaker:so you wanna wash more frequently
Speaker:but if you're not actively exercising
Speaker:where you're sweating a lot
Speaker:washing every day is unnecessary
Speaker:you guys have it so hard
Speaker:by you guys
Speaker:I mean women
Speaker:that it's you know
Speaker:not that this is um
Speaker:covering you territory by saying this
Speaker:but the whole hair thing is
Speaker:sometimes I go to my barber
Speaker:and he's booked up the whole day
Speaker:and I goes there anyway
Speaker:and he goes
Speaker:yeah and he cuts it in like 10 minutes later I'm gone
Speaker:sometimes you will call me I go
Speaker:what are you doing
Speaker:be like a Monday and you go
Speaker:I'm excited
Speaker:I got like a 10 a
Speaker:m appointment
Speaker:and I go cool
Speaker:cool and then Thursday you call me like hey
Speaker:I'm getting out of the
Speaker:it's such a
Speaker:it's such a process in an event
Speaker:it's also very expensive
Speaker:yeah my most expensive haircut is $50
Speaker:for an exceptional haircut
Speaker:most money I've ever spent
Speaker:guess for a haircut and coloring my hair in one session
Speaker:question wedding
Speaker:was it for what
Speaker:wow no that's an up to
Speaker:that's different oh
Speaker:that's where they style it of course
Speaker:this is just a blowout
Speaker:that's included
Speaker:a blowout um
Speaker:do you wanna know how
Speaker:the most I've ever paid for blood
Speaker:it's in Vegas
Speaker:it's very drunk
Speaker:is that when you threw your hands
Speaker:underwear over the balcony
Speaker:I would guess
Speaker:$500
Speaker:yeah was like 4 50 something
Speaker:that was really good thank you
Speaker:I'm surprised you got that
Speaker:I went high cause I could feel
Speaker:I could feel where you were going and um
Speaker:that's a ton though
Speaker:and it was a ton
Speaker:if you said how much do I spend on average
Speaker:I wouldn't have gone five
Speaker:two 50 is average yeah
Speaker:every six to eight weeks
Speaker:so these people in this uh
Speaker:no wash or don't wash very often
Speaker:movement or not doing their laundry very often
Speaker:have you ever heard of soap nuts
Speaker:soap nut yeah no
Speaker:this is a fruit that you can wash with apparently
Speaker:instead of using soap
Speaker:it's a natural um
Speaker:it's a natural fruit
Speaker:so people are saving
Speaker:um money and resources by using
Speaker:I thought soap nuts was
Speaker:when you're showering and the power goes out
Speaker:water goes out and you're like ah
Speaker:I got soap nuts
Speaker:I got some uh suds
Speaker:nipples what
Speaker:I wanna see this
Speaker:there's a fruit
Speaker:first of all
Speaker:where are you sourcing this
Speaker:you also probably
Speaker:so plus.com
Speaker:well you have to pay for that right
Speaker:they're fruit
Speaker:so you'd have to well
Speaker:you're right
Speaker:unless we're growing them
Speaker:we're both feverishly googling soap
Speaker:not soap not soap
Speaker:not oh god one of these pictures is inappropriate
Speaker:it says it's just
Speaker:I'm glad it's like
Speaker:I do not like my soap not yeah
Speaker:my search history
Speaker:that's not saving money
Speaker:this one's on Amazon for like 30 bucks
Speaker:you can make
Speaker:you know what that bring
Speaker:that brings up a good point
Speaker:which is some people are
Speaker:uh posturing
Speaker:as they say signaling
Speaker:you're familiar with that right
Speaker:it's a it's a
Speaker:I believe it's a virtue signal
Speaker:it's the Lychee family holy shit
Speaker:who are they
Speaker:no that's the
Speaker:oh God I'm so stupid
Speaker:the fruit like the
Speaker:the martinis that I like
Speaker:like with the
Speaker:I'm I'm afraid to ask
Speaker:I'm so embarrassed right now
Speaker:I thought you meant like
Speaker:you know people go like it's the um
Speaker:I thought you meant like
Speaker:it was a family that had done like you
Speaker:like someone goes like
Speaker:oh it's the Kennedy family
Speaker:Supendas is a genus of about five to 12
Speaker:species of shrubs and small trees in the lychee family
Speaker:it was not a genus
Speaker:me oh my God
Speaker:I thought the lychee family was this renowned family
Speaker:that it created many different types of
Speaker:but I eat lychee
Speaker:that's interesting
Speaker:but then what do you do
Speaker:they're just a nut
Speaker:and then you grind them and you eat lychee
Speaker:I don't even know what it is
Speaker:good tasting
Speaker:oh it's amazing
Speaker:it's a vegetable or fruit
Speaker:it's like a light white
Speaker:kind of a soft
Speaker:squishy texture
Speaker:it's a fruit
Speaker:it's um pretty sweet
Speaker:often times it's added with uh
Speaker:like sugaries and syrups kind of stuff
Speaker:so you wouldn't like it but yeah
Speaker:it's really good
Speaker:never heard of lychee
Speaker:so your recommendations
Speaker:Doctor Erica are
Speaker:go ahead and take a couple days off washing your hair
Speaker:ladies or men
Speaker:unless you're working out
Speaker:and then we wanna shower every single day
Speaker:cause we don't want our pores to be clogged
Speaker:as far as soap nuts go
Speaker:you're spending just as much money on soap nuts
Speaker:I don't even um
Speaker:shower every time I work out
Speaker:oh like if I stretch or I do yoga
Speaker:where it's like a
Speaker:more of like a flexibility or core
Speaker:yoga and I don't sweat yeah
Speaker:then I don't wash every day
Speaker:if you do anything where you smell you sweat
Speaker:you should wash
Speaker:but you have
Speaker:so your sebaceous glands are very important
Speaker:because you also
Speaker:don't want to wash them off too frequently of your body
Speaker:because it actually can dry out your skin
Speaker:so it's protective against certain germs
Speaker:it helps kind of keep them as a barrier
Speaker:um so the oils matter too
Speaker:it's like a fine balance so you
Speaker:you can actually do damage by overwashing um
Speaker:you can get rashes
Speaker:you can have breaks in your skin
Speaker:that can lead to secondary infections
Speaker:so you really have to have a nice even kill if like
Speaker:don't shower too much and don't shower too infrequently
Speaker:make sense next time
Speaker:yeah you wait
Speaker:that's fucking gross
Speaker:don't do that
Speaker:so we're kind of up against the hour
Speaker:oh damn it I have a question for you
Speaker:why don't you go
Speaker:why don't we do it next time
Speaker:do you remember what you said to me this afternoon
Speaker:no we hung out with your friends last night at the
Speaker:Christmas Wonderland
Speaker:what did I say you go
Speaker:you are not funny when my friends are around and I go
Speaker:you're not but that wasn't what I meant
Speaker:I meant like uh
Speaker:you're not like comic relief
Speaker:you're just like the serious
Speaker:smart guy that I fell in love with that
Speaker:that aspect of it
Speaker:like you know
Speaker:I think a lot of people probably don't think that
Speaker:you have multiple personal characteristics
Speaker:characteristics and traits that I'm just a
Speaker:there's a funny guy
Speaker:I was offended at first
Speaker:because I feel like that would be going
Speaker:hey when you're with my friends
Speaker:you're a doctor
Speaker:if I says shitty
Speaker:you know how like
Speaker:I don't like to be a doctor in public yes
Speaker:I feel like you don't like to be a comedian in public
Speaker:yeah especially when it's like
Speaker:when I'm having you look at my balls
Speaker:but yes you don't like
Speaker:when people ask party trick of like hey
Speaker:have no derb and what is this thing on my ass
Speaker:yes and I don't like to joke it
Speaker:but I find that yes
Speaker:so I was not offended if you explain yourself
Speaker:which is like
Speaker:you're not you're not funny for a friend's meeting
Speaker:like I'm not trying to be funny
Speaker:I'm not being goofy funny guy okay
Speaker:and I have a story to tell you
Speaker:about a date I went on once
Speaker:oh and um it's about being
Speaker:it's about not being funny
Speaker:oh boy and maybe we'll just do it next time
Speaker:cause we gotta go
Speaker:and I've already asked you questions about this
Speaker:but yes I'll wait
Speaker:I have a question to ask you also about dating
Speaker:a little bit afraid to ask
Speaker:coming up on the next episode of afraid to ask
Speaker:you see this list going around
Speaker:it's like a viral
Speaker:list of places you shouldn't take women on first dates
Speaker:no okay so I think I'm asking you this
Speaker:have you taken me on any
Speaker:I come back
Speaker:I drop her off
Speaker:and she gets off the motorcycle
Speaker:and hurriedly walks away
Speaker:I go hey how did the wait what
Speaker:and she walks away
Speaker:like pretty quickly
Speaker:goes inside the restaurant
Speaker:and I don't know what happened or what I said
Speaker:or if I did something
Speaker:but I definitely got the feeling that like
Speaker:something went horribly wrong
Speaker:what happened was
