How do you celebrate a new iconic rookie? With cocktails of course! Ben is rejoicing with a Monkey Gland. Matthew is lauding the lad with a Frisco Sour.

On the baseball side of things our bruised bartenders discuss the state of the starting pitching (opener games versus bullpen games, where is Kyle Harrison, and why the heck do the Giants keep using their starters so weirdly). Also, they anoint Patrick Bailey as the second coming of Buster Posey and discuss how injuries are the only thing we have to fear.