On this episode, the girls discuss Ford Pinto's and space canoodling.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Do you want to get us started, Beth?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Uh, sure.

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Crap, that's not the right notebook.

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Hold on.

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Ha I have to move all of the giant

forceps I got my dad for Christmas.

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Okay, there we go.

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Found it!

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Uh, okay, here we go.

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Welcome to Cool Girls Don't Look at

Explosions, where we watch dude TV, but

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quickly, because we're too busy eating

our Christmas tree shaped zebra cakes.

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So,

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Hell

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

treat time, baby!

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So, this week, we

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Wait, who are you?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: my

god, I don't know, um, I'm Beth.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

I'm Glo!

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: And

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I'm

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Laura.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

if you are

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

we're talking about, you should listen

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to Laura and Ja'far's

podcast, Who Are You?

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A Sci Fi Watchcast.

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No longer a Babylon 5 only watchcast.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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We had to rebrand for

the big switch over to

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: I'm

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: The best!

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Because

I watched it a couple years ago, and it's

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Oh, I'm so

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

where until you get prompted to

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remember all the things that happened,

especially if you watch it, you know,

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we watch one basically every night.

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Kind of we do the same thing

with Star Trek with Henry.

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We'll sit down and we'll watch dinner and

watch a sci fi or something like that.

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And yeah.

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Yaaas!

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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No, I'm excited, but apparently

everyone has seen it except me.

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So we're going to have

lots of guests on our

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yes!

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Ja'far asked me for

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: both of you, I

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I'm a

dramatic bitch, so I chose the most

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extra episodes I possibly could.

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Um,

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Okay.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yes, I

watched it when I was just starting high

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school because that's when it dropped.

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And, um, only watched it because

my parents are big fucking nerds.

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So they, they were watching it and

they were like, you gotta watch this.

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That's so good.

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I was like, Oh, yeah.

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So today, we watched season 3,

episode 6, called Kingdom Come.

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It aired in November 2nd, 1985.

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It was directed by Harvey

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S.

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Laidman, also known for directing

Knight Rider, Quantum Leap, the OG

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Incredible Hulk show that scared

the shit out of me as a child.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

yeah, I remember that.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: was terrifying.

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Lou

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Interesting.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: was my

nightmare fuel for a long time.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Lots of body paint, I remember.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

There's a lot of body

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paint.

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Like, as an adult, it's very

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embarrassing that that scared the

crap out of me as a child, but yes,

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there was so and that wig was a mess.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: hmm.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: That's the one

that has the sad walking away song, right?

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That's all I know of the

Incredible Hulk TV show.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Amazing.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: love that.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Thanks, pop culture.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

Oh, and Seventh Heaven.

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So, just kinda, yeah.

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He

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: what a, what a,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Uh,

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: what range.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

was by Michael Halperin.

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is also known for Knight Rider,

TNG, The Next Generation,

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um, and, uh, He Man, and the original

Fall Guy that the very charming

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Ryan Gosling movie is based on.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

All right.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Marian

Gosling and Emily Blunt, both of them.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Not

surprised to hear a man came

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah, right?

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Okay,

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Okay,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Jesus.

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Oh,

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God.

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But um, yeah.

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Um, it was written by Michael

Halperin and Rick Kelbaugh.

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Rick Kelbaugh is known for TJ Hooker,

which starred one William Shatner.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Oh,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Uh, Blue

Thunder, which, judging by the picture,

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is basically, uh, Airwolf, just

with, I don't know, a different name.

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Um, Walker, Texas Ranger, and a

show called Jake and the Fat Man?

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So,

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: I

Feel like Beth you are naming or like

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speed dating shows that we're gonna

be forced to watch at some point.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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I

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Oh,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: think we will

definitely have to do Walker, Texas

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

guys so much Chuck Norris

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Well,

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

No, and,

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: You know, I

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

yeah, I feel like a lot of this is going

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: We'll find out.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

shows my parents had on and I was

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like, vaguely aware of their existence

because you just kind of watched

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whatever TV was on when we were kids.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

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Yeah.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Right.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: That's

how my dad and I got really close.

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Into Party of Five, because,

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Wow.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Dad!

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Yes!

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: dad, huh?

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I admire that.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

But yeah, so, uh, anyway.

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Thoughts on this episode before we start?

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Well, I'm wondering, guys, like, I

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don't want to give away too much at

the beginning, um, but I watched,

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um, the Roku version of this, and I

usually don't, yeah, okay, and this

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version had a preview of the

episode before the episode,

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and I thought that was so,

like, I thought that I was

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watching the last episode, like,

a last time on kind of deal.

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So, yeah.

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And my other ones didn't

have that, and I was just

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like, Oh no, this thing

happened to Caitlyn, what's

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gonna happen in this episode?

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And then I was watching the

episode, I'm like, No, that's

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happening to Caitlyn right now.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I, that, no,

that, eh, that happened in the episode in

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the, in the place I watched it as well.

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So.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

I'm not crazy, right?

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Like, having, giving away the plot of

your story is not a typical, thing for

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TV shows, or was that an 80s thing?

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: I wonder

if it's like, you know, your, your

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show is going off and Airwolf is

coming on and they're like, Oh wait,

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stay and watch Airwolf 2 please,

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pretty

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

you know you want to.

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Look at all the drama.

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Ooh.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

now that you mention it, I

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remember shows doing that.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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I don't know that they've all carried

it over on their like DVD or streaming.

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versions, but

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Okay.

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Hehehehe.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: like

when I saw that little intro telling

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us what was going to happen in

this episode, I was like, Oh no,

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what's going to happen to our hot lady

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: another

sexy man, maybe, usurping Hawk's spot?

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And I

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was like, oh, what's going on here?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I, uh, Hehehehe.

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I just fast forwarded through

it because I didn't want to know

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anything before I watched it.

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So I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

mean, you didn't miss

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anything.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

then watch the episodes.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Well, then you fast forwarded

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right to paratroopers.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I

did we open on more thieves.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

That's true.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah, but but

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

yeah, we had thieves in the last

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: so arguably more

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fun.

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You

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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A little bit of

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm hmm.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: I think

we still kind of blew things up

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or we at least like, um, shot the

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: shot,

uh, they shot the lock off of

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the, the, to get inside

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door.

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And then they blew up the

door that said, Danger!

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Radioactivity behind, on this

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point.

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And they were like, we don't give a shit.

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Also, we're not wearing

any lead lined clothes.

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And you know, at first you're like,

Okay, well these thieves remembered to

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cover their faces and also their hands.

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Um, unlike the last thieves.

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but

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but then, like, our main thief,

Tracy, whips off her mask dramatically

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while they're still in the building.

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So, like, what?

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: So why?

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Mm hmm.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

even have a mask on?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

I'm saying, right?

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Bad at thievery.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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And.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the audience,

don't blow up the radioactive door.

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Don't do it.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

This has been a public

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

One thing that I did

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

It just seems like a bad

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: and

the last one, though, is they are pretty

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non sexist with who can be a bad guy.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: That's

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true.

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That

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

There has been at least one token lady

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on every thievery squad.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

this one appears to be the

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leader.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: That's true.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Yep, she is.

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Mm hmm.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Yeah, she's in charge.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

somehow, under that mask, her

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eyeliner and mascara are perfect?

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So what?

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And her hair?

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah,

did they have that in the 80s?

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah,

so they kidnap a security guard,

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he's like insurance, of course,

and then another security team

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

the white helmet

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yep.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: loading

up our, you know, creepy van.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: The

Stormtroopers, if you will.

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Um,

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: hmm.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: and

then, oops, sorry, you go, yeah.

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Ha ha ha!

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: so we,

we all whip out our guns, because

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of course, and the lead security

guy, we find out he's Sawyer,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

But like, grazes her.

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Yeah.

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And you're just kind of like, Wow,

we're in the dark and she's kind of

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far away and you've just got like

some rickety old gun and you managed

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to just scrape her face a little

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bit.

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Good shooting there, bud.

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I guess.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: yeah, yeah.

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And then she whips out a machine gun.

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And shoots back, just like,

spray right across the car,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

And, um, I did note

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: shows, right?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: at

this point What did I say?

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Yes, there is some real intense and

weird sexual tension betwixt them.

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Apparently, yeah,

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: You called

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I'm like,

wait a minute, they are totally into

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each other physically and emotionally.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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Like, he doesn't even flinch.

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That was the thing I found weird.

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I was like, we have so many machine

guns just, like, doing their

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thing, and he doesn't even React,

which makes sense later, but at

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this

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: and we're

in the 80s, you know, they weren't

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even as prevalent as they are now.

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So, Uh, Uh, Just gonna,

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Oh, too soon, too soon, Beth.

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Know,

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We have a car chase, as you should,

uh, when, you know, You've got bad guys

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escaping, and then the security team just

like, rear ends a Ford Pinto, I guess.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: It

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Was that the car

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: was

hit, it was struck from behind, so

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it makes sense for it to blow up

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Oh, you're right.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: I've

gotta, I've gotta Google it really

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quick, because I was like, that's

gonna be a bad reference if it wasn't

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

say it's the Ford Pinto.

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and we've got an email address

if anyone wants to correct us.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Do we now?

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Pinto.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Amazing.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

that's why it makes sense.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Excellent sleuthing, ladies.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Oh, that's

just the tip of the sleuthberg, let me

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tell ya.

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There was some googling for

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this episode.

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Uh, but yeah, I, I noted that

the car chase was super fun.

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Um, and yeah, and then we find out

that it's the firm that got broken into

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and their software that's been stolen.

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And again, this seems very familiar.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Was

this not what happened last week?

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Like,

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

I mean, yeah, kinda.

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No.

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No, this is Sawyer's

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: into?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: No, I thought

Sawyer was just the head of security.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Am I wrong?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: But he's not

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working for the firm.

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They have this little

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Okay.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

where they're, he's

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Oh, I didn't

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catch that they

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: No.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: yeah,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: maybe, maybe

this is one of the, like the firm's like

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

It's one of their

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: owned companies

or something, you know, like maybe

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

Like, legitimate businesses?

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yeah,

cause it, he said that he works for Sawyer

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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I don't know.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

they named GoCo as a contractor, a

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government contractor, who makes nuclear.

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Devices, so you guys might be right.

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Maybe I just missed that that

we're working with the firm again

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

think we're working with a

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firm again, but it sounds like

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Goku owns the company.

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And, um, that's canon

and I'm sticking with it.

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And, yeah.

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Okay.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah, I think

it's supposed to all be like there's this

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shadowy web of all these companies who

do things for the government and the firm

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has their hands and everywhere and they

get called in when there's a problem or

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

I think you're right.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: gotta

be real stressed out then.

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I wonder what his blood pressure's

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm hmm.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

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I didn't, uh, go back and

check for eyepatch continuity,

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: It's always

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

it's oh it was on his left this time.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yes.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Okay.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Um.

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Yes, so we find out it's the

firm, um, and Sawyer and Archangel

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agree that it's probably an

inside job based on the evidence.

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And we're just like sitting

here like, okay, what?

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

who who who's on the inside?

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Could he be talking to you right now?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Oh my god,

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spoilers,

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

in the room

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with us?

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: We can't reveal.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Gosh,

Archangel's just not very smart,

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

really needs that, that, uh, rocket

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: I don't think,

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

with two doofuses driving it.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: yeah.

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I feel like Archangel should

just give everything over

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to his very competent second

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

No, but she seems, you're right

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when you say very competent.

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Yeah.

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And she doesn't die.

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laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: it, yeah.

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babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: is also a hot

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glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yeah.

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She's a,

380

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: like

surrounded by really smart hot

381

ladies at all times.

382

Yeah.

383

Is this just the three

384

stooges of the 80s?

385

I mean, we've got three

doofuses in the lead.

386

Like, what?

387

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Mm-hmm

388

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: of them already

389

poked

390

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

them already poked his eye out.

391

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

You're correct!

392

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

They're constantly like, oh,

393

I, I oughta at each other.

394

Like, come

395

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Oh,

396

Beth, you really need to find a

397

Three Stooges drop for this part.

398

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

399

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: And so

then, uh, you find out that Sawyer,

400

who is a smartass, was in the firm.

401

And then he left because he was.

402

Too much of a smartass,

essentially, as far as I can

403

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Michael says, Michael says, quote,

404

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Too, mu Too much

405

for the,

406

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

program, could you, Sawyer?

407

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

408

And so he's like, No, cause none

of you appreciate my sarcasm.

409

Or whatever the fuck.

410

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: and.

411

And Hawk some shit about working with

the firm and he's like, yeah, you're with

412

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: You

work for the man now, bro?

413

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: hmm.

414

Heh heh

415

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: yeah.

416

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: then, Hawk

and, uh, Dom are both like, Yeah, so

417

this was definitely an inside job, huh?

418

Everyone's like, mhm.

419

And we're still like,

how do you know that?

420

Can you please just give us some evidence?

421

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah, and

why would you let anyone who was on the

422

inside walk away from this conversation?

423

Like, why are they not in handcuffs?

424

And why are they not going down to

the unlit room with the one light

425

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

But the security company couldn't be

426

the one to not secure th the place.

427

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Because

they're the security company.

428

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: derp.

429

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Um, yeah.

430

So Archangel sends our fellas

off to find the thermonuclear

431

detonators that were, uh, stolen.

432

There were 200 of them.

433

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

434

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Bright

435

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

yellow case that was like

436

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Because they all have low

437

level radioactive isotopes that

Airwolf can detect from the air.

438

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yep!

439

And nothing else is radioactive.

440

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

No, we find, yeah,

441

we, and we find,

442

we find that they have a hard

443

time finding these

444

things because they're, like, finding

x ray places and things like that.

445

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah!

446

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Yeah, it's pretty funny.

447

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

And then, we cut to a yacht.

448

And we find Sawyer!

449

Sawyer!

450

In a warm embrace with Tracy, the crime

lady, and they're clearly, like, together.

451

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

I forgot her name was Tracy,

452

or I just didn't pick it

up, so I just call her Scar.

453

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: yes.

454

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: never

455

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

So Scar and Mufasa

456

are passionately embraced.

457

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

This is not AO3 glow.

458

But, um, I guarantee that fanfic

exists though, that's, yeah.

459

Anyway,

460

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

For visuals for those at home,

461

there is just a really poorly drawn

on scar on her beautiful face,

462

just right, that highlights and

accents the angle of her cheekbones.

463

Cuz

464

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: yeah.

465

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: well,

if you're going to take that shot,

466

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: make

467

it look like highlighter.

468

Shit.

469

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

You can't not look pretty.

470

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yes.

471

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: yeah, yeah,

472

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm hmm.

473

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: that's the

ultimate lady sin, not look pretty, yeah.

474

of Ultimate Sins, uh, for some

reason Sawyer wants to get

475

to Airwolf through Caitlin.

476

It's a big

477

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yeah.

478

And nothing is really

479

revealed yet.

480

That's all we know is that he

wants Airwolf and Caitlyn is

481

the way he's going to get there.

482

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

483

So then we cut to Caitlyn in the

484

coolest jumpsuit.

485

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

not yet.

486

First we have, first we

have Airwolf zoomies.

487

We have a lot of Airwolf zoomies

488

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: So

489

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

in between scenes here.

490

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Mm hmm.

491

Yeah, and this is when Dom is

learning how much irradiation

492

is around him at all times.

493

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yes.

494

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Oh, poor

495

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Just everywhere.

496

Yeah.

497

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

gonna just show up in the next

498

episode in a totally lead lined

suit, just I live in here now.

499

Um,

500

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

501

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: and they are

having absolutely no luck and they're

502

sleepy, so they decide to take a nap.

503

And then we cut to Caitlyn in

her super fly red jumpsuit.

504

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yes.

505

So she's working on the helicopter,

or a helicopter, and the creepy sawyer

506

guy, like, demands to know where she is.

507

He's like, boy, tell me where

508

she's at.

509

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: I

guess she might sound like a boy, but

510

like, why would there be a zoomie?

511

Pre pubescent boy working on a aircraft?

512

I don't know.

513

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: I think this

is a pot shot at the actress and just

514

being like, Oh, look at her boyish figure.

515

ha

516

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

yeah, Caitlyn's perfect.

517

Go to hell.

518

You know, all body or good

519

body.

520

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: hmm.

521

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Mm hmm.

522

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: then she pops

out and her hair and she's like, oh and

523

she realizes she's like some handsome

dude and she Reveals her perfectly coiffed

524

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm hmm.

525

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: underneath this

cap and He's all like, oh So you're okay

526

And then, like, she's all like, yeah, this

is totally cool and not at all creepy.

527

I love this.

528

And then, like, he's

like really close to her

529

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Can I get lessons from you,

530

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

And she's like, sure.

531

And then he's all like, ooh,

look, your finger's all hurt.

532

I'm just gonna, I'm gonna kiss that blood.

533

She's right on the

534

blood.

535

No band aid for you.

536

Just blood kisses, baby.

537

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: This

is the biggest suspension of

538

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

Possibly in the entire

539

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: of me.

540

That Caitlyn would be totally

cool with all of this.

541

Like,

542

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Right,

543

not even

544

just cool, but like quivering

in her britches like my dude.

545

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

But also Yeah, yeah.

546

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Flooding the

547

basement, yeah.

548

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

as far as I can tell, Santini

549

Air is not a flight school.

550

So like, there's, like, this is so pre

551

9 11 of them, like, oh, you

just want to go up in the air?

552

Cool.

553

Let's

554

go.

555

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah

And she's just taking him at his

556

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm hmm.

557

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: got all

of these, you know, credentials and

558

he's like, here are my credentials.

559

Smiles.

560

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yep.

561

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

With the little thing.

562

Um.

563

anyway.

564

Then we cut to Dom and, uh, Hawk.

565

Doing some, yeah, having a little nap.

566

Well,

567

Dom is

568

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: nappy

569

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: a nap.

570

Hawk is comically

irritated with Dom snoring.

571

Um.

572

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Calls him a moose.

573

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

He calls him a baby

574

moose, but it's, but then

I had to look it up, right?

575

To see if baby moose, moose, meeses?

576

Moose snore.

577

And it turns out they

578

do.

579

Hawk is fairly accurate.

580

However, it is much cuter when that

noise comes out of a baby moose.

581

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: for sure.

582

For sure.

583

For sure.

584

Dom needs to get on that CPAP

585

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

Yeah, that man has sleep apnea.

586

Let's go.

587

Yes.

588

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Wait, I need to

589

know when

590

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: for sure.

591

I bet he did.

592

Yeah

593

oh, yeah.

594

When was the CPAP invented?

595

This

596

is

597

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Tangents

with CoolGirlsToLookAtExplosions.

598

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: I

feel like they became popular

599

around maybe the 2000s, 2010s?

600

And they are life

601

changing if you need

602

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

I refuse to

603

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

no jokes about that.

604

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

They were developed in the

605

1980s by an Australian doctor.

606

But when did they become common?

607

The 1990s.

608

So, Dom, Dom was a little

bit early for getting his

609

CPAP.

610

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: It's okay.

611

He was probably around in 1990

612

still, so it's fine.

613

He got one.

614

They could also just fly

to Australia and get one.

615

And it would probably only

take them like 30 minutes.

616

Yeah,

617

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Yeah, I mean, it's Airwolf.

618

They could get one and then they

could blow up the CPAP factory

619

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Archangel.

620

Alright, go fellas.

621

I need you to go to Australia.

622

Someone blew up the CPAP factory.

623

And we, of course, also

own the CPAP factory.

624

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Yeah, of course they do.

625

That's very The

626

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Goku's enemy No,

627

okay.

628

But yeah, and uh, you know, blah, blah,

blah, boomer humor, blah, blah, blah.

629

Meanwhile Sawyer and

630

Caitlin are doing a flying lesson.

631

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

about astronaut sex,

632

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah, he brings

that up like not a weird, creepy, weird

633

person at all.

634

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: in a tiny space

with this man she barely knows in the air.

635

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

And she's totally fine with

636

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: although

she is a little uncomfortable.

637

Yeah.

638

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: We're always

fine with it if they're handsome.

639

Yeah, it, no, if, if they're,

if they're handsome, it's

640

all fine.

641

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: guys!

642

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: And

I think they're also hinting at the fact

643

that like, he definitely already knows

how to fly in a helicopter very well.

644

Yeah, like,

645

right.

646

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Cause

she's like, Oh, you're a natural and

647

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

And it's like,

648

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

I just love flying so much.

649

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah, you

650

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Like other things I love.

651

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: man,

I'd love to be an astronaut.

652

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

the reason we're talking about

653

Astronaut Sex Listener is because he

brings up that there were, NASA was

654

apparently doing a study on sex in

anti gravity or something like that.

655

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: They were not.

656

I

657

googled It It is, in fact, a hoax.

658

It would have been, however, A hoax

659

that was disseminated to the

660

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Through Airwolf.

661

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

Not through Airwolf.

662

Crap.

663

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

They're just alluding to the

664

preexisting hoax, I hope, but

yeah, no, that's, I do, I do do

665

you kind of wonder,

though, for science now?

666

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: yeah.

667

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

I mean, we're humans.

668

We'll figure out how to

669

do it anywhere.

670

It's fine.

671

We don't need to test

672

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: in space

for, you know, however long they've

673

been in space, working in close

674

quarters, probably there have

been spicy times in space.

675

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: so you,

676

you guys know that we

677

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

already happened.

678

You're right.

679

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: last

time on, because I did catch a specific

680

episode that Ben was watching where

they were definitely having zero G sex.

681

So, you know, it's scientific, I assume.

682

All of the sex that was

happening on the expanse.

683

So yeah, let's just ask the boys.

684

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Oh, yeah, sure.

685

Right?

686

Yeah.

687

Ew.

688

Ugh.

689

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: so He, yeah,

he calls it a love making experiment,

690

and then, uh, she's all like, Uh, haha,

let's turn back, and he's like, oh, to

691

be an astronaut, it, where's the quotes?

692

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

She's like, let's stop talking.

693

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah, and he

says, um, it'll give new meaning to the

694

phrase t minus 20 minutes and holding

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And, uh,

695

you know, really what she should have

said in a perfect world in which she

696

would have been, you know, um, would

be something along the lines of like,

697

you could last 20 minutes, ha ha ha

ha ha ha But, like, she I get hurt,

698

and you know, so.

699

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yeah.

700

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: They are in

701

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

Yes, hi about things.

702

and yeah, he's already proven himself

to be a creeper who doesn't understand

703

boundaries, nor care about them, so.

704

Yes.

705

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: We don't always

get to say the zinger even if we think

706

of the zinger, and we definitely don't

707

think of the zinger

708

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: we totally don't

reenact it in the shower multiple weeks

709

after the incident, that would be wild!

710

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

711

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Um, Um,

So then, yeah, so then we catch the

712

boat and, uh, Scar and Sawyer are

arguing about Caitlyn and Scar calls

713

Sawyer out on his bullshit, um, and

she's all like, What the fuck, man?

714

We're together.

715

What are you doing over there?

716

And he's like, chill, babe.

717

And then she smacks him

and then they make out.

718

So that's a totally healthy

relationship dynamic.

719

Nothing wrong there.

720

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Yeah, nothing to

721

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: And that's

totally how women react in situations

722

like that, especially to a man who go

to a man who, yeah, it's just like,

723

yeah, I'm in charge all the time.

724

So fuck you.

725

This is my operation.

726

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah,

and so then we cut to Caitlin on the

727

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

starting to act a little bit

728

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: So she's,

she's like flying a police chopper

729

and she chases this bad guy on a

motorcycle off the road into this

730

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: like inches

inches from the pavement, which is

731

like super fucking impressive flying.

732

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

733

Yeah.

734

No, she's, she's really great.

735

She like jumps out of the copter

and says her one liner and she's

736

like, It points the gun at him and

cut scene and Sawyer shows up at her

737

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: at her

738

trailer door,

739

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

and champagne.

740

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

with a basket full

741

of alcohol.

742

Like,

743

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

didn't even think about that alcohol

744

when she's doing stunt flying.

745

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah,

746

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Ah!

747

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: because

he's just trying to get her liquored

748

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Cheese, Louise.

749

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

Yeah, I wondered.

750

I was like, okay.

751

Are we kidnapping her now?

752

Because he's got like, you know,

roofies in the Dom Pérignon?

753

Uh, but no.

754

Instead we go to like a gazebo

on the set or something and

755

have a weird conversation where

756

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: But in

the weirdest way possible, Like,

757

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: almost

like she's asking if he was currently

758

in a relationship, or have you ever

been in a serious relationship before?

759

And it's just like, well,

aren't you guys like At

760

least in your late 20s, like, of course

they have, like, if not in their 30s.

761

Yeah.

762

And you're just like,

763

yeah, of course.

764

And then he's like, no, I've just

never found the right girl or whatever.

765

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: And then he

says this weird, weirdest fuck thing about

766

how like, like if they were in another

country, they'd have to, they'd be married

767

by now because they're sharing, yeah.

768

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: To be

in a gazebo with, yeah, and I'm

769

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: there's

literally no reason to go this

770

hard on the creep level, bro.

771

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yeah.

772

It just, I don't know if they

were playing up on Caitlin's

773

like innocence and she's

just kind of the nice girl.

774

Cause I've definitely been caught

in situations like that where,

775

you know, I'm just too nice.

776

Um, but you know, you also are just like,

777

really?

778

Caitlin is just going to be taken

in by this guy, like this easily.

779

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah,

it doesn't feel even like they're

780

playing into oh, she's too nice.

781

It's like they're playing

into she's totally dumb.

782

Like from the second she saw him it

seemed like she was enamored with him

783

in some way, even though he was acting

784

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: and I

785

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

just atrociously bad.

786

Yeah,

787

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: that guy is such

an average looking white guy, like what?

788

Are you, what?

789

What?

790

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

but there's, he's not, you

791

know, he's not striking.

792

Right.

793

Like he was, he's a good looking guy.

794

He could probably, you know,

if you clean them up, he could

795

be a Prince looking guy, right?

796

He's kind of got that basic.

797

Yeah.

798

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

Yeah, like, he's just a basic

799

handsome dude.

800

It's not like, you can't And the other

thing is like, yeah, it's just so men

801

writing what they think the female gaze

802

is, and like, my dude, that is like,

you've missed you are not even in the

803

same galaxy as the point there, bud.

804

Like, nuh uh.

805

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

And I think, I think at this

806

point, all three of us can

807

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: yeah, no.

808

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

protective of Caitlyn, like

809

protect her at all costs.

810

She's,

811

we are team Caitlyn.

812

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: We

are a thousand percent Team

813

Caitlyn and that man is not good

814

enough for her.

815

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: No.

816

No.

817

There is no amount of handsome that

818

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I

819

know.

820

this

821

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: behavior

either, like, you do not show up to

822

my workplace unless I say, Hey, come

823

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Exactly.

824

Especially in the 80s.

825

Like he wouldn't have had

a way to get a hold of her.

826

He would have had to do all this

footwork to figure out where she was.

827

Basically stalker level shit

to then, and then he'd have

828

to talk his way onto the lot.

829

Right.

830

Find her trailer.

831

Like the whole thing is just so

creepy the more you think about it.

832

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Wow.

833

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah, he

mentioned that he has friends in security

834

is how he got in and I was thinking

like, Oh, does he like have plants from

835

his little organization all around?

836

And so he just had some,

837

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: which

838

is like, again, just so creepy

because like he installed

839

people to watch like um yeah

840

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: It's awful.

841

But then for some reason

they go wine and dine

842

after this.

843

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: we're just

like we listen and we don't judge

844

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

asking for extra spicy dinner.

845

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

846

And like, I know that it was like

a, ooh, sexy, but I was sitting

847

here like, oh my god, yes, Caitlin's

a Spice Girl, hell yeah, dude.

848

Um,

849

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

But they also have fancy dancing

850

at a Chinese restaurant, which

I thought was interesting.

851

You don't see that very often.

852

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: like,

853

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: And I was

like, well, maybe this is like something

854

that was the 80s, you know, cause we

didn't have our phones to stare at.

855

So they had just

856

dance floors and all the

857

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: was

the 80s version of, hey babe,

858

look at this cool video I found.

859

Like Yeah,

860

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: More dance

861

floors though.

862

More dance floors in restaurants.

863

And like, uh, somebody just playing

the piano off to the side, like.

864

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I

865

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: hell yeah.

866

More jobs

867

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: down with

that, um, yeah, although I did really

868

find it very cute that Ja'far, so when

Ja'far was just at a nerd convention.

869

Um, and where he played cards

for an entire weekend, like

870

Magic the Gathering, but Star

871

Wars.

872

Um, and like every hour,

873

he would send me a kissy face,

a little winky kissy face.

874

Like, hey babe, I'm alive.

875

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: cute.

876

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

that's cute.

877

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yes.

878

And they couldn't do that in the 80s.

879

So let's bring back dancing,

but also keep memes, I

880

think.

881

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah, no.

882

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: As a treat.

883

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: We can

884

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

You know what else also

885

happened in the eighties?

886

People trying to cut in

and steal your dance.

887

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah,

so like, everybody else sussed

888

out that this dude was a plant,

like, the second he showed up,

889

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Yes, absolutely.

890

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: YeAh.

891

And Caitlin like makes a joke about it,

but I don't think she really believed it.

892

That he was the

893

plant.

894

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: And then,

895

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

there were plenty of good looking

896

ladies on that dance floor, and

it's just like he's the only one

897

that is being weird and belligerent

about getting a dance from someone.

898

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

899

And like, asking her a

900

lot of background questions, like,

so babe, what do you like in a man?

901

You

902

know, it's just like, it

was really over the top.

903

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Mm-hmm . Mm-hmm

904

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: It was.

905

I was like, okay, so this is

obviously one of the goons.

906

And, we see that Tracy is also

there having to watch all of this.

907

Cause she's

908

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

She looks jelly.

909

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: the dance

910

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256:

She She's so jelly,

911

dude.

912

Like, we cannot handle all that jelly.

913

But not in like a fun,

Destiny's Child way.

914

Um, yeah.

915

And then, you know, and they're like

walking past, she's like, Oh ho ho ho ho!

916

And they're having such a nice time.

917

Um, and Then, are they

flying the next day?

918

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: No.

919

And then Airwolf has to refuel, midair.

920

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Thank

921

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: And

then, and then we're back to them again.

922

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

923

They're supposed to like, make a

final pass over California, I think.

924

Before they head to

925

but the midair refueling is the

thing you're supposed to really like.

926

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: But the

problem is that we are a post Top Gun

927

So, if it's not refueling mid air and

an aggressively homoerotic, topless,

928

volleyball beach scene, we don't

929

need it.

930

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

931

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: nothing.

932

I felt nothing for that

933

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: for

934

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: either.

935

But, you know.

936

Sand.

937

Oil.

938

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

939

So then we cut to back to

Caitlin and Ken flying again.

940

And I guess if we had to put a

timeline on this whole relationship,

941

is it what, three days long?

942

I think, I think, that's what

we're supposed to believe.

943

Cause like he meets her, then

they're going to go fly the next day.

944

Is there another day

when he meets her on the,

945

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: would have

946

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: the set?

947

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: one, they meet.

948

And he licks her blood.

949

Um, every single time I mention it

is going to get more ridiculous.

950

Um, and then day two, he sexually

harasses her, yes, in the

951

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

First flying lesson.

952

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: And then day

953

three, he stalks her at her job.

954

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Okay.

955

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah,

956

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Then

they go out to dinner, probably same

957

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: step, Marriage,

958

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm

959

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

on maybe day four.

960

So

961

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: yeah, so

we're in day four, day three, day,

962

day, day three, day three, day four.

963

Okay.

964

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: three or four

965

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Within a week.

966

Yes.

967

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

extremely short.

968

Yes.

969

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Uh, and

apparently the fourth, no, the

970

second date is the kidnapping date.

971

So that's fun.

972

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

Can we take a tangent for a second?

973

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: I love tangents.

974

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258:

there were a lot of close ups of

975

people in this scene, I noticed.

976

And can we just assume that,

like, sun protection was not

977

a thing for this generation?

978

Because like, I'm looking at them

and I know that, like, in my brain,

979

they are probably close to my age.

980

But they look, their skin looks better.

981

Bad.

982

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

983

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

984

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yeah.

985

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: And probably

986

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Yeah.

987

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: right?

988

A lot

989

of them were probably

990

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yep.

991

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: Right?

992

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Yeah.

993

Forgot

994

these are boomers.

995

babe_1_12-16-2024_195256: yeah.

996

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302: Yeah.

997

A lot of things going

on in the air that just,

998

glo--she-her-_1_12-16-2024_195258: Mm hmm.

999

laura_1_12-16-2024_185302:

our government actually took

00:39:13,533 --> 00:39:15,653

some actions to like take away

00:39:15,739 --> 00:39:15,929

00:39:15,929 --> 00:39:16,849

then there was, like,

00:39:17,023 --> 00:39:18,003

00:39:18,159 --> 00:39:19,689

it for, like, another month.

00:39:19,689 --> 00:39:21,979

Ha ha ha!

00:39:21,979 --> 00:39:23,119

Sorry, I'm

00:39:23,199 --> 00:39:25,289

gonna We're having fun.

00:39:25,599 --> 00:39:26,419

This is fun!

00:39:26,619 --> 00:39:27,631

Ha ha

00:39:27,854 --> 00:39:30,624

probably, this'll probably air in the, in

00:39:30,903 --> 00:39:32,053

We're having fun here.

00:39:32,054 --> 00:39:34,604

January times, I would assume.

00:39:35,204 --> 00:39:36,644

So we'll see where we're at.

00:39:36,804 --> 00:39:38,794

00:39:38,794 --> 00:39:41,224

Yeah, yeah, but enjoy your

00:39:41,224 --> 00:39:43,284

good skin while you have it, ladies.

00:39:43,445 --> 00:39:46,055

mucin, now that I've done enough research

00:39:46,055 --> 00:39:47,625

to know that the snails are happy

00:39:48,185 --> 00:39:48,755

Oh, are you

00:39:48,925 --> 00:39:49,845

00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:50,685

Yeah,

00:39:51,104 --> 00:39:52,144

00:39:52,585 --> 00:39:56,135

yeah, um, it's, it's kind of

00:39:56,135 --> 00:39:59,705

lovely, um, yeah, cause, cause the,

00:40:00,264 --> 00:40:00,694

00:40:00,705 --> 00:40:02,045

snails just get to kind

00:40:02,074 --> 00:40:02,674

00:40:02,815 --> 00:40:04,765

then they collect the little mucins

00:40:04,765 --> 00:40:06,165

and put it in bottles and shit.

00:40:06,165 --> 00:40:10,855

feel like my skin changed after a second

00:40:10,855 --> 00:40:15,395

baby and it's not the same as it was and

my makeup's not right and my stuff's not

00:40:15,395 --> 00:40:17,195

right anymore and I'm like, what do I do?

00:40:17,195 --> 00:40:17,650

What?

00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:20,166

You are beautiful always.

00:40:20,826 --> 00:40:21,516

You're henry

00:40:21,626 --> 00:40:24,826

dude, my my skin did some weird stuff.

00:40:24,826 --> 00:40:27,656

Like I got skin tags when I was pregnant.

00:40:28,076 --> 00:40:30,736

Yeah Yeah, just a few

00:40:30,756 --> 00:40:30,946

and

00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:31,420

00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:32,790

Not, not a ton, but I got

00:40:33,096 --> 00:40:35,536

on my face that just showed up when I was

00:40:35,536 --> 00:40:37,561

pregnant and never went away I think it's

00:40:37,816 --> 00:40:39,676

I love that dark spot

00:40:39,701 --> 00:40:40,401

Oh, thank you.

00:40:40,851 --> 00:40:41,181

Oh no,

00:40:41,236 --> 00:40:41,896

I always think Oh

00:40:42,116 --> 00:40:45,906

that's so cute Well, it's cute

because it highlights your cheekbone

00:40:46,261 --> 00:40:46,741

Thank you.

00:40:47,050 --> 00:40:47,810

00:40:47,856 --> 00:40:48,316

00:40:48,316 --> 00:40:49,946

assume it's a beauty mark, but I

00:40:49,956 --> 00:40:52,626

hadn't, I haven't noticed it and I

can't even see it on your camera.

00:40:52,626 --> 00:40:53,156

So I'm just

00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:53,587

00:40:53,637 --> 00:40:57,467

I just look at your face a lot

lovingly and that's the only reason

00:40:57,497 --> 00:40:58,017

I love you

00:40:58,227 --> 00:41:00,507

think oh my gosh That's such a cute face.

00:41:00,567 --> 00:41:00,737

there.

00:41:00,737 --> 00:41:01,147

you go.

00:41:01,147 --> 00:41:01,757

See, it's fine.

00:41:01,757 --> 00:41:03,967

And this is what you

don't get on last time on.

00:41:04,037 --> 00:41:06,607

This is why You come here

00:41:07,577 --> 00:41:08,517

Guys are all

00:41:08,517 --> 00:41:09,297

beautiful.

00:41:09,327 --> 00:41:10,757

And so are you, listener.

00:41:11,477 --> 00:41:13,147

Yeah, so are you listener

00:41:13,147 --> 00:41:13,947

00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:16,811

Especially you, listener.

00:41:16,811 --> 00:41:20,551

they kidnapped Caitlyn You Um, and

00:41:20,551 --> 00:41:24,971

he like, kinda does that thing that

psychopaths do, where, like, they're

00:41:24,971 --> 00:41:28,831

all happy and flirty and then all

of a sudden he, pfft, stone face.

00:41:29,251 --> 00:41:31,231

What's about to happen, Caitlin, has to

00:41:31,451 --> 00:41:32,161

00:41:33,261 --> 00:41:34,731

she doesn't like, immediately

00:41:34,731 --> 00:41:36,791

fight like hell, you know?

00:41:36,861 --> 00:41:39,271

And I feel like, if

you're in that situation,

00:41:39,735 --> 00:41:40,175

00:41:41,001 --> 00:41:44,761

know, a fight or flight is gonna kick in.

00:41:45,641 --> 00:41:47,081

Um, probably.

00:41:47,081 --> 00:41:47,531

Exactly!

00:41:47,665 --> 00:41:48,225

00:41:48,301 --> 00:41:48,671

00:41:48,855 --> 00:41:49,395

00:41:49,415 --> 00:41:50,675

I want to remind.

00:41:53,151 --> 00:41:54,851

But also, remember, she's,

00:41:54,941 --> 00:41:59,631

she's in a very small, you know,

there's not much she could do.

00:42:00,305 --> 00:42:00,995

00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:05,505

She's in a tiny aircraft with this

guy, but I just, I don't know, I

00:42:05,505 --> 00:42:08,435

just feel like they, they really

shortchange her a little bit.

00:42:08,881 --> 00:42:13,191

all of the episodes of 9 1 1, Starring

00:42:13,221 --> 00:42:20,921

Angela Bassett, As a police officer, When

she is on vacation, She, uh, does always

00:42:20,921 --> 00:42:23,391

react with her law enforcement training.

00:42:23,901 --> 00:42:28,681

And I would assume that Caitlin,

also being a badass, would

00:42:29,441 --> 00:42:30,761

react with her law enforcement

00:42:30,911 --> 00:42:31,421

00:42:31,541 --> 00:42:31,971

Mm.

00:42:32,471 --> 00:42:33,421

Indeed, indeed.

00:42:33,421 --> 00:42:35,311

Yeah, so they kidnap her and

00:42:35,311 --> 00:42:38,491

I guess, um, Sawyer sets off,

00:42:38,617 --> 00:42:40,547

Oh yes, and then the oh my

00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:41,471

00:42:42,381 --> 00:42:43,271

on the helicopter

00:42:43,271 --> 00:42:43,881

00:42:44,055 --> 00:42:45,295

then we do this, like, really

00:42:45,295 --> 00:42:47,105

smooth little cut to, like, he

00:42:47,251 --> 00:42:49,211

just gonna be really annoying and

00:42:49,211 --> 00:42:50,961

ner Can I be nerdy for a minute?

00:42:51,231 --> 00:42:52,001

Just a little bit?

00:42:52,161 --> 00:42:52,551

Okay.

00:42:53,251 --> 00:42:53,731

Um,

00:42:53,915 --> 00:42:54,355

00:42:54,786 --> 00:42:57,826

a really beautiful, beautiful jump cut

00:42:57,996 --> 00:43:01,616

because keep in mind we're in the 80s.

00:43:02,046 --> 00:43:06,756

So they had to pan away on real film.

00:43:07,201 --> 00:43:09,311

They had to do that shot perfectly.

00:43:09,311 --> 00:43:13,911

They had to mark that and then they had

to pan back and they couldn't necessarily

00:43:13,951 --> 00:43:16,651

do playback right to like see the spot.

00:43:16,661 --> 00:43:21,821

So they had to mark it all exactly

perfectly, get the right shots and then

00:43:21,971 --> 00:43:25,511

physically cut it and tape it together.

00:43:25,511 --> 00:43:25,731

And

00:43:25,731 --> 00:43:27,561

like, that's

00:43:27,571 --> 00:43:30,841

just, that is such beautiful editing.

00:43:30,851 --> 00:43:33,231

There is truly beautiful.

00:43:33,906 --> 00:43:35,346

Editing in this episode.

00:43:35,916 --> 00:43:39,066

Um, it, it really, it gave me goosebumps.

00:43:39,066 --> 00:43:39,716

Okay, that's it.

00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:42,016

We can, we can return now.

00:43:43,330 --> 00:43:43,640

00:43:43,690 --> 00:43:48,750

No, I, I didn't know, like, the

complexity of doing that, especially at

00:43:48,750 --> 00:43:51,690

this time, uh, but I, even I noticed.

00:43:51,690 --> 00:43:53,460

I was like, oh, that's

pretty smooth, that's neat.

00:43:53,656 --> 00:43:57,926

film teachers had, like, bits of their

00:43:57,926 --> 00:44:02,886

fingers, like, They like, had stories

where they chopped off bits of their

00:44:02,886 --> 00:44:07,326

fingers and just like, taped them back

on with like, film tape or film glue.

00:44:07,356 --> 00:44:07,506

It's

00:44:07,506 --> 00:44:10,986

just like, it's fine, you just

glue it back on, no problem.

00:44:12,825 --> 00:44:16,345

somehow Sawyer has, like, the phone

00:44:16,355 --> 00:44:18,865

number for Michael's car phone.

00:44:19,141 --> 00:44:26,151

of a super sequel, a super serial secret.

00:44:26,151 --> 00:44:27,601

Shadow Man, like,

00:44:28,136 --> 00:44:30,066

I mean, they did say something

00:44:30,076 --> 00:44:32,226

about them having a connection.

00:44:32,366 --> 00:44:34,496

Yeah, they talked to each

00:44:34,496 --> 00:44:34,896

other at the

00:44:35,215 --> 00:44:37,505

worked, yeah, yeah, I was

00:44:37,536 --> 00:44:39,266

enough to maybe even consider each other

00:44:39,266 --> 00:44:42,506

friends, at least, you know, contacts.

00:44:42,506 --> 00:44:43,316

00:44:43,316 --> 00:44:44,446

Frenemies a little

00:44:44,531 --> 00:44:44,951

00:44:45,010 --> 00:44:48,570

maybe Michael's pretty like loose with

00:44:48,570 --> 00:44:52,950

that, that car phone number, or maybe he's

called him from the car phone and he had

00:44:53,126 --> 00:44:54,756

writing it on matchbooks and

00:44:54,756 --> 00:44:55,046

throwing

00:44:55,046 --> 00:44:56,006

it out everywhere.

00:44:56,010 --> 00:44:56,820

00:44:58,595 --> 00:45:02,555

Oh, to have had a car

phone in your, like, fancy,

00:45:02,566 --> 00:45:04,296

Lincoln Town car.

00:45:04,336 --> 00:45:04,716

Yeah.

00:45:04,955 --> 00:45:05,995

shadow government

00:45:06,086 --> 00:45:07,886

remember my mom had one.

00:45:08,266 --> 00:45:12,506

I was like really, really little and

I don't remember anything about it

00:45:12,566 --> 00:45:16,556

except that I kept trying to beep boop

beep boop at my mom because I was, you

00:45:16,556 --> 00:45:20,416

know, a toddler and my mom was just

like, don't do that, it's so expensive.

00:45:20,436 --> 00:45:21,516

We had the bag phone.

00:45:21,516 --> 00:45:22,576

00:45:22,576 --> 00:45:23,356

00:45:23,356 --> 00:45:28,726

Uh, so Sawyer's threat is that

he wants Airwolf in exchange for

00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:31,186

Caitlyn, but it seems like he

doesn't actually want Airwolf.

00:45:31,186 --> 00:45:32,476

He just wants to take a ride in

00:45:32,667 --> 00:45:33,637

00:45:33,776 --> 00:45:34,616

00:45:34,697 --> 00:45:35,687

00:45:36,237 --> 00:45:40,787

like he is, and you're like, also

kind of a megalomaniac, wouldn't you,

00:45:40,956 --> 00:45:41,856

00:45:41,917 --> 00:45:44,537

an, like, the biggest ego, right,

00:45:44,567 --> 00:45:47,587

wouldn't you like, wanna fly airwolf?

00:45:47,587 --> 00:45:49,717

Like, It's pretty cool.

00:45:49,757 --> 00:45:51,237

It's a pretty cool guy.

00:45:51,757 --> 00:45:53,177

So she could just like fly.

00:45:53,742 --> 00:45:55,682

And it makes me wonder, cause you

00:45:55,682 --> 00:46:00,472

know, Sawyer does end up in Airwolf,

you know, does he realize that you

00:46:00,492 --> 00:46:02,502

need at least two people to fly it?

00:46:02,592 --> 00:46:03,462

You know what I mean?

00:46:04,397 --> 00:46:04,837

00:46:05,242 --> 00:46:07,582

Cause, cause it looks like you

00:46:07,612 --> 00:46:08,652

couldn't fly this

00:46:08,652 --> 00:46:09,482

thing on your own.

00:46:09,492 --> 00:46:11,042

Cause Dom is doing a ton.

00:46:11,452 --> 00:46:12,437

And then, you know.

00:46:13,077 --> 00:46:13,897

Yeah, he's doing the

00:46:13,907 --> 00:46:14,397

00:46:14,537 --> 00:46:14,927

Yeah.

00:46:15,046 --> 00:46:15,946

he's always doing the beep.

00:46:15,946 --> 00:46:16,336

Boops.