✨ In this episode of Apocalypse & Avocados, we’re dragging zodiac signs, blaming Mercury retrograde for our bad decisions, and using the stars as scapegoats for... pretty much everything. Accountability? Never heard of her.

We’re spilling tea on birth charts, messy relationships, and why millennials and Gen Z treat astrology like a cosmic coping mechanism. From tarot tantrums to spiritual glow-ups, it’s a chaotic ride through modern astrology — with jokes, shade, and some suspiciously personal callouts. (Sorry, Libras... kinda.)

🔮 Topics include:

• How astrology excuses our worst behavior

• Zodiac signs and relationship drama

• Birth charts and deep dives into your messy soul

• Mercury retrograde: myth, menace, or just vibes?

• Why spirituality looks a lot like meme culture now

🌟 The stars made us do it — and we have zero regrets. Hit play, blame your moon sign, and let's get unhinged.

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