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Gas Station Chronicles: The Day I Got Yelled At by a Robot!
29th January 2026 • The James Brown Commentary • James A. Brown
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Ever found yourself chatting with a machine that's trying way too hard to be friendly? Well, let me tell you, I had a wild experience at a gas station last week that’ll make you chuckle. Picture this: I’m wandering around, enjoying the day, when I stumble upon a black box that looks like it’s auditioning for a role in a buddy cop movie. Turns out, it’s just a machine pretending to be a human, layering on the friendliness like it’s trying to win an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor! We dive into the whole "security theater" thing, questioning whether all these cameras and locked shelves really keep us safe or just make us a bunch of paranoid folks. I mean, really, when did shopping turn into a suspense thriller? Let’s unravel this together and see if I’m just a little off my rocker or if there’s something to this whole charade! Picture this: you’re cruising into a gas station, ready to fuel up your car and maybe snag a snack. But instead of the usual hustle and bustle, it’s eerily quiet. That’s exactly what our host, James A., stumbled into last week when he got yelled at in a parking lot—classic, right? He dives into this quirky scenario, exploring how our interactions with technology and security have taken a turn towards the bizarre. It all starts with a mysterious black box, which, spoiler alert, turns out to be a machine trying way too hard to mimic human friendliness. Three layers of fakeness? Count me in for a laugh! James muses on the absurdities of modern life, where security measures are more about show than actual safety. He questions the effectiveness of these so-called protections, pointing out that they might just be breeding paranoia instead of peace of mind. After all, how many shoplifters are deterred by a few cameras and a robot that yells at you? Tune in for a light-hearted yet thought-provoking take on our increasingly artificial world and how we might just miss the good ol’ days of genuine human interaction.

Takeaways:

  1. Last week, I got yelled at in a parking lot, which was quite an adventure!
  2. Ever had that moment where a machine pretends to be a person? Yeah, that happened to me.
  3. Security measures like cameras and locked shelves may make us paranoid instead of safe.
  4. We often don't realize how much security theater is around us until it's in our face.
  5. Shoplifters probably don’t care about the shame that comes from being watched.
  6. Sometimes, the things we think protect us actually just make us feel more uneasy.

Links referenced in this episode:

  1. jamesabrown.net

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This is the Daily note from jamesabrown.net I got yelled at in a parking lot last week.

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Welcome to the gas station.

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Enjoy your day.

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Sounds nice, right?

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Except when I looked around, no one else was there.

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That's when I noticed a black box all lit up.

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I tripped a sensor or something.

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Then I realized it was a machine pretending to be a person pretending to be friendly.

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Three layers of fakeness that nobody asked for.

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In more security theater, we all see the cameras, the cops, and all the locked shelves.

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It may stop some of us with shame, but how many shoplifters have that?

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For most of my life, these asset protection attempts weren't visible or heard and things were fine.

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This isn't helping.

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It's just making us all paranoid.

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What do you think?

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Am I wrong here?

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Tell me.

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Leave me a comment on jamesabrown.net that's jamesabrown.net on that note, I'm James A.

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Brown and as always, be well.

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