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Episode 1122nd July 2021 • Devil's Trap: A Supernatural Podcast • Don't Be A Dick Productions
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This week we talk about the unfortunately named Supernatural Season 2, Episode 11 "Playthings." You will get introduced to our newest segment the Haunted Shopping Network where Liz take you shopping for the latest in haunted dolls. Diana also alters her will so that her soul cannot be attached to a doll without her consent.

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Speaker A:

Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap podcast.

Speaker A:

We'll talk season two, episode 11 of Supernatural.

Speaker A:

Liz will tell us all about her haunted shopping network.

Speaker B:

And Diana will talk about how she's going to mentor Will so her spirit cannot be attached to a creepy fucking doll.

Speaker B:

All right, let's do.

Speaker B:

Sa.

Speaker A:

Welcome to this week's episode of Devil's Trap podcast.

Speaker A:

Going to talk about season two, episode ten, playthings, AKA those fucking dolls.

Speaker A:

Creepy fucking dolls, man.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So how are you?

Speaker B:

I'm good, Diana.

Speaker B:

That was my subtle hint that Diana forgot to introduce herself.

Speaker B:

But it's okay.

Speaker B:

We all know who she is.

Speaker A:

Sure.

Speaker A:

I'm Diana.

Speaker A:

Hey, Liz.

Speaker B:

Hey.

Speaker B:

Hi, Liz.

Speaker B:

There we go.

Speaker B:

We got it done.

Speaker B:

Look at us.

Speaker B:

We were on top of shit after a very, very long weekend together where.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Can't drink like we used to.

Speaker A:

No, no, it hurts.

Speaker A:

It hurts.

Speaker B:

It hurt a lot.

Speaker A:

We went to a punk rock show.

Speaker A:

We drank all of the beer, and then we went to another bar and we did shots, because that's a great idea after midnight.

Speaker A:

And then we got in the pool and drank some more.

Speaker A:

And then it was really late.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

I also puked in my hand in the bar like a lady because somebody gave me a shot of warm vodka, and that's not okay.

Speaker B:

Why the fuck, like, just, like, did I do something to this bartender?

Speaker B:

Why do you hate me?

Speaker B:

Like, warm lemon and warm vodka, like.

Speaker A:

And to be fair, that was fairly early in the night.

Speaker A:

You weren't even intoxicated.

Speaker A:

It was just foul.

Speaker B:

Yeah, no, that was just a foul.

Speaker B:

Like, crap.

Speaker B:

What did I do?

Speaker B:

I hate you.

Speaker B:

And I did that.

Speaker B:

Cause I didn't want that to happen if I was shooting whiskey, because I was like, nope, I'm too old now.

Speaker B:

I can't do that anymore.

Speaker B:

And it was like, oh, give me a girly vodka drink.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker B:

And then, of course, like, someone, like, everybody saw it.

Speaker B:

I'm like, thanks, guys.

Speaker B:

Yep.

Speaker B:

Cheeks in my hand, little lady.

Speaker B:

Classy.

Speaker A:

Yeah, you hit it.

Speaker A:

You hit it pretty well.

Speaker A:

But, yeah.

Speaker A:

So we got to see Dog Company and Sniper 66 and Antagonizers ATL.

Speaker A:

So two Dallas or two Texas punk robins, One Dallas, one Austin, and one out of Atlanta over at a.

Speaker A:

An interesting venue.

Speaker A:

And then went over to Charlie Star Lounge, new bar in Dallas, where we finished off our night.

Speaker A:

And.

Speaker A:

And they had a great DJ and got to do some swing dancing.

Speaker A:

So it was kind of a nice balance of a little bit of everything for our Saturday night.

Speaker B:

Yeah, we exercised, we worked out.

Speaker B:

I danced.

Speaker B:

I Danced.

Speaker A:

And then you went swimming.

Speaker A:

That's totally exercise.

Speaker B:

Yep, yep.

Speaker B:

All those calories didn't count.

Speaker B:

And then.

Speaker B:

Oh, my God.

Speaker B:

Then on Sunday, we went to Medieval Times.

Speaker B:

We all wore our amazing crowns, and I was too hungover for their feast.

Speaker B:

You know what's not good when you're really hungover?

Speaker B:

Eating greasy chicken with your hands.

Speaker B:

Things I don't recommend if you want to vomit.

Speaker B:

Like, hey, here's this bird that we cooked for a very long time, and why don't you pick it up and eat its greasy skin with your hands?

Speaker B:

You'll feel great.

Speaker B:

It'll look good.

Speaker A:

I mean.

Speaker A:

I mean, it's basically like rotisserie chicken.

Speaker A:

I mean, that's.

Speaker A:

It's just like.

Speaker A:

That's pretty much what the meal is, Andy.

Speaker A:

Plus, we also had, like, tacos, like, an hour before we went because we really needed to eat immediately.

Speaker A:

It was one of those, like, no, no, we need to eat right now, and then we'll get ready to go to eat more.

Speaker B:

So.

Speaker B:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker B:

But I.

Speaker B:

You know, I won the Green Knight's favor because I am the ladiest of them all, really.

Speaker B:

Just my tits were hanging out, and I think he was just like, I can see your bra, lady.

Speaker B:

She seems desperate.

Speaker B:

Let's give her.

Speaker B:

Let's give her this shitty carnation.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Well, and then.

Speaker A:

And then our night.

Speaker A:

Our night did get.

Speaker A:

Get, well, killed.

Speaker A:

Yeah, he got killed.

Speaker A:

Our night got killed.

Speaker A:

He didn't just lose.

Speaker A:

He got killed by the evil night.

Speaker B:

I mean, he got hit in the stomach with a sword, I think.

Speaker B:

I don't know, but it was an exciting time.

Speaker B:

I've never been to Medieval Times before, and I thought it was fun, so.

Speaker A:

Yay.

Speaker B:

And I got to wear a fancy crown, even though it wouldn't stay in my head.

Speaker A:

Well, it looked cute.

Speaker A:

It looked cute.

Speaker A:

And you accidentally thematically dressed because you were wearing a crown with green accents, a green dress, and green bracelets.

Speaker A:

And then we got assigned to the Green Knight.

Speaker A:

It was perfect.

Speaker A:

So.

Speaker A:

Yep, there we go.

Speaker B:

I don't know.

Speaker A:

But other than not being.

Speaker A:

Other than being too hungover to drink a ton of awful Woodbridge wine.

Speaker A:

It was.

Speaker A:

Or enjoy the food, but food's whatever.

Speaker A:

Anyways, it was a fun afternoon, for sure.

Speaker B:

Yep.

Speaker B:

We got to yell Diana.

Speaker B:

Got to do her.

Speaker B:

Her trademark.

Speaker B:

What's your trademark?

Speaker A:

I don't know if I want to do it in the microphone.

Speaker A:

It's real loud.

Speaker A:

I try to channel the.

Speaker A:

The old witch and watch the old witch.

Speaker A:

The old lady in Princess Bride do the boo.

Speaker A:

It's my favorite thing to do and yell real loud.

Speaker A:

I.

Speaker A:

Like, I've thrown my voice out there before doing that.

Speaker A:

I almost did it this time, too.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

I.

Speaker B:

We are just yelling the most appropriate, inappropriate things, and I don't know how, like, we did not get, like, yelled at by people with children and, you know.

Speaker B:

You know, But I mean, what are you expecting when we go to Medieval times?

Speaker A:

You know, at least on A plus, it's probably good we weren't drinking.

Speaker A:

It would have been worse.

Speaker B:

And I was like, that was our sober yelling.

Speaker B:

I can't imagine, like, how many times I would have told them to go fuck themselves if I'd been drunk, you know?

Speaker A:

No, it was good times, though, for sure.

Speaker B:

It was a medieval time.

Speaker A:

Medieval times, M'.

Speaker A:

Lady.

Speaker B:

M' lady was ye old trash.

Speaker B:

They have, like, yeah, like, all your straws, you know, it's for your classic medieval daiquiri, which I had a virgin, because I was not drinking anything else.

Speaker B:

I was like.

Speaker B:

I said, oh, can I have that strawberry daiquiri?

Speaker B:

No, no, no.

Speaker B:

Don't put any alcohol in that.

Speaker B:

I just want.

Speaker B:

I just want the frozen drink.

Speaker B:

Because we drove by.

Speaker A:

I was Slurpee, but they don't have those here, so.

Speaker B:

Well, we drove by a 7 11, and I was like, slurpee.

Speaker B:

Oh, my God, that would be so great right now.

Speaker B:

And then I was like, oh, that looks like a Slurpee.

Speaker B:

Like, no, don't put your rum in it.

Speaker B:

No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker B:

And then our.

Speaker B:

Our friend got the rum, and he was like, oh.

Speaker B:

He was not hesitant about it.

Speaker B:

It could have made me feel better.

Speaker B:

I don't know.

Speaker B:

Maybe I should have drank.

Speaker B:

But it also could have made me vomit all over the green light.

Speaker A:

That would have been bad.

Speaker B:

She's vomiting green.

Speaker A:

But they had pretty horses.

Speaker A:

They had pretty horses.

Speaker A:

And then the falcon.

Speaker A:

And that's what the falcon says.

Speaker A:

But, yeah.

Speaker A:

So it was a good time.

Speaker A:

Good time.

Speaker A:

I feel like we need only, like, a week of sleep to recover because we're old.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Sunday night, we were supposed to go out to the goth bar and go dancing, but they were like, nah.

Speaker B:

I think I knew.

Speaker B:

What did we end up watching?

Speaker B:

We just, like, stayed in and watched tv.

Speaker B:

That was just like, yep, we're old.

Speaker B:

That's what we're gonna do.

Speaker A:

Well, sticking with the Medieval times theme, we did finish the Miracle Workers season two, so that was very apropos with what we were doing for the day thematic, if you will.

Speaker A:

And then we.

Speaker A:

Then we started watching.

Speaker A:

I think we were watching Monster Garage oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker B:

We watched a Daniel Radcliffe show and then we watched Monster Garage and then judged everybody because that's what we do.

Speaker B:

But it was a good time for me always.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So that was our outings and fun.

Speaker A:

It was in early celebration for Liz's birthday.

Speaker A:

By the time you're listening to this, it will have been her birthday.

Speaker B:

So.

Speaker B:

So my birthday is in like three hours or something.

Speaker B:

So.

Speaker A:

So.

Speaker A:

So yeah, everybody wish her a happy birthday if you get the chance.

Speaker A:

And yeah.

Speaker A:

So I am.

Speaker A:

I am drinking this Carbock Ranch water, hard seltzer, original flavor, which happens to be lime and agave or original agave.

Speaker A:

Lime.

Speaker A:

Excuse me.

Speaker A:

I set it out of order and it's pretty tasty.

Speaker A:

That's my.

Speaker A:

One of my current favorites.

Speaker B:

And she's drinking it out of a koozie that says straight out of Azkaban.

Speaker A:

I am.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

That's pretty nice.

Speaker A:

I actually have a backup one and I have an extra koozie.

Speaker A:

A different koozie on it with our car show on it.

Speaker B:

So smart.

Speaker B:

I'm gonna.

Speaker B:

Just in case.

Speaker B:

In case babe can't bring you drinks.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So I'm gonna do my.

Speaker A:

I'm do a quick plug.

Speaker A:

If you are a car or hot rod enthusiast, the Invasion car Show is on October 23rd.

Speaker A:

Registration opens online.

Speaker A:

Invasioncarshow.com on Friday morning.

Speaker B:

What day is it?

Speaker A:

The car shows on October 23rd.

Speaker B:

Okay.

Speaker B:

I was like, shit.

Speaker B:

I was like, I can't do that.

Speaker B:

And go see Twin Temple in la.

Speaker A:

Yes.

Speaker B:

I'm going to LA to go see my favorite satanic doo wop band.

Speaker B:

Who loves the Satanic Duop Band.

Speaker B:

That's me.

Speaker B:

They're so good.

Speaker B:

There's a pretty.

Speaker A:

You are their target audience?

Speaker B:

Pretty much.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

No, I'm in their coven.

Speaker B:

They're like, hey, did you used to be a rockabilly chick who likes evil?

Speaker B:

We're here for you.

Speaker B:

We've got some really good costumes, LA Purchase, who's a really awesome drag queen from Austin, is going to be there.

Speaker B:

She's on their baphomet split single.

Speaker B:

Getting.

Speaker B:

Getting ritualized and brought into the fold.

Speaker B:

So I'm hoping they're going to redo her ritual because I would love to see that live.

Speaker B:

It'd be so good.

Speaker B:

I really.

Speaker B:

I get covered in blood too.

Speaker B:

So that is where I think we've already talked about it.

Speaker B:

I'll be talking about my Halloween outfit for a long time.

Speaker B:

So as it.

Speaker B:

As it.

Speaker B:

After we watched the.

Speaker B:

That show, though, I think I may change it because I was really Going for, like, super sexy that, like.

Speaker B:

But not like a sexy nurse, but, like, you know, Liz's version of sexy, which would just involve a lot of corsets and shit.

Speaker B:

But there was like, that kind of old.

Speaker B:

There was like an old crown in one of them, and she just had this badass, like, hot out, you know, she's.

Speaker B:

She was old crone, but she was amazing.

Speaker B:

So I don't know, I may go for.

Speaker B:

I may go for a sexy old crone.

Speaker B:

We'll see.

Speaker B:

I. I had to rewatch that episode.

Speaker B:

She was in it for, like, two seconds.

Speaker B:

So I'm gonna watch it.

Speaker B:

Like, I don't even remember what episode it was in.

Speaker B:

So now I just have to rewatch the whole thing, which is not a problem.

Speaker A:

So what are you drinking tonight?

Speaker B:

Because it's a special day.

Speaker B:

I opened a bottle of Calais Gravitas.

Speaker B:

So again, another.

Speaker B:

I know last week we had the fancy Kalei.

Speaker A:

Why?

Speaker B:

This is another fancy Kaleid bottle.

Speaker B:

But, hey, I didn't have any.

Speaker B:

I was gonna open Champs, but I don't have any.

Speaker B:

If I do have it, I don't know where it is.

Speaker B:

So I was like, eh.

Speaker B:

You know, I was kind of going through the bottles and I saw this one.

Speaker B:

I was like, I haven't had this in a long time.

Speaker B:

And it's a good.

Speaker B:

It's a.

Speaker B:

It's a good reason.

Speaker B:

And I hope I probably won't drink it all tonight so I could drink the rest tomorrow, my birthday.

Speaker B:

Maybe after I have, like, nine hours of meetings.

Speaker A:

Oh,.

Speaker B:

All right.

Speaker B:

So let's get to the shit.

Speaker B:

So this episode.

Speaker B:

Fuck it up the ass with so many things.

Speaker A:

So I was trying all weekend to get Liz to talk.

Speaker A:

She's like, I hate this episode.

Speaker A:

She kept telling me how much she hated, and I'm like, why?

Speaker A:

What is it?

Speaker A:

Like, is it something scary?

Speaker A:

Is it something that I'm not gonna like, what is it?

Speaker A:

And she wouldn't tell me.

Speaker A:

And now I know because, like, literally I was like three minutes in, and I was like, fucking creepy dolls.

Speaker A:

And so I texted you in all caps, actually, at that moment.

Speaker A:

Yeah, it's.

Speaker B:

It's creepy dolls and creepy ghost children.

Speaker B:

So we get them both.

Speaker B:

We get both of them.

Speaker B:

So fuck all of them.

Speaker A:

Both of your favorite things.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Although it was an amazing episode, but also, fuck you.

Speaker B:

,:

Speaker B:

Like, it's just gross.

Speaker B:

It's just.

Speaker B:

I don't know, it just Grosses me out.

Speaker B:

And not because of the creepy dolls.

Speaker B:

It's just you play things.

Speaker B:

It reminds me of that time I went to a BDSM party and they had like a playroom for people who wanted to play it.

Speaker B:

I'm like, no, can't do this.

Speaker B:

Anyways, not to judge your kink, but, yeah, I'm judging that one.

Speaker A:

It's weird.

Speaker B:

So this was directed by Charles Beeson, so he's actually pretty interesting.

Speaker B:

He started his directing care on the BBC soap EastEnders, which.

Speaker B:

I don't know if you know about that.

Speaker B:

It's pretty iconic.

Speaker B:

They said iconic, but, yeah, it was a pretty famous thing that came out of Britain.

Speaker B:

And then he also did some of their medical dramas and police series like Inspector Morse and the BBC spy series Spooks.

Speaker B:

His US credits, though, included Smallville, the Vampire Diaries, which will come up again in a second person of interest and timeless.

Speaker B:

He directed 14 episodes of Supernatural, and he also oversaw a number of episodes of the David Tennant series Around the world in 80 days, which I didn't know David Tennant did that.

Speaker B:

And I'm kind of excited about it.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Unfortunately, he died of a heart attack in April of this year at age 64.

Speaker B:

And the cast members of Supernatural had some really amazing good things to say about him.

Speaker B:

Just about how much of a gent he was.

Speaker B:

He was a very British gent.

Speaker B:

So we're going to see a lot more of his work coming up.

Speaker B:

The writer was Matt Whitten, who also wrot no Exit.

Speaker B:

And so I'm not going to dive into him a little bit more.

Speaker B:

But, yeah, so that is the background of this.

Speaker B:

We'll have some other background things of going, but let's just dive into the madness of this.

Speaker B:

This episode.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So episode opens with the.

Speaker A:

n for the inn, established in:

Speaker A:

And you see a white delivery van pull up and you see.

Speaker A:

And then they cut to creepy kids on the stairs is what I wrote down.

Speaker A:

So, my God, this is already gonna be creepy.

Speaker A:

It says two little girls, one with straight hair, one with curly hair.

Speaker A:

Other than that, they look pretty much the same.

Speaker A:

And then basically they're talking about their toys in the house, that they're.

Speaker A:

This guy is coming to take the toys that they don't play with.

Speaker A:

And so they showed some of the toys and I immediately wrote, oh, God, it's fucking creepy dolls.

Speaker A:

Anyways, so mom's like, they're only gonna take the toys you don't play with because we're moving.

Speaker A:

And then one little girl says, Son of a bitch.

Speaker A:

The other girl says, son of a bitch.

Speaker A:

And mom gets mad because it was kind of funny.

Speaker A:

And then little kids cursing is funny.

Speaker A:

I'm sorry.

Speaker B:

It is funny.

Speaker B:

But, I mean, we're gonna stop here because.

Speaker B:

Who's the mom?

Speaker B:

Who the fuck is this mom?

Speaker A:

This happens to be an actress whose name is Annie Wersching, who also was known as Lily Salvatore on Vampire Diaries.

Speaker B:

Yeah, Vampire Diaries can go.

Speaker B:

I still haven't bought their liquor.

Speaker B:

I was gonna buy that last week.

Speaker B:

I can't get it delivered to my house.

Speaker B:

I just haven't made it look deliberate a while.

Speaker B:

But, yeah, the Saboteur Brothers have made a new bourbon, by the way, guys.

Speaker B:

And we'll highlight it in the show soon.

Speaker A:

Yes.

Speaker A:

And then as a side note, she also did appear in one episode of Angel.

Speaker A:

I need to double check which episode.

Speaker A:

But she did have a role in one episode of Angel.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I'll have to look in that.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

So my notes on this is, we're laughing.

Speaker B:

You know, your things going.

Speaker B:

It's like, so up on the stairs.

Speaker B:

They're creepy fucking girls, but they swear, so I like them.

Speaker B:

Then Tyler goes into her room with, nope, I'm out.

Speaker B:

That was like.

Speaker B:

And I was just like, I could just stop this episode right here.

Speaker B:

I was like, nah, I'm fucking done.

Speaker B:

I'm like, this room.

Speaker B:

Fuck this room.

Speaker B:

Who makes this room creepy?

Speaker B:

Creepy people make this room.

Speaker B:

No, no, this should never exist.

Speaker B:

Set it on fire.

Speaker B:

Burn the whole fucking place down.

Speaker B:

I don't care.

Speaker B:

Fuck all these dolls.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

And then I'm like, okay, fine, I'll stay.

Speaker B:

But so.

Speaker A:

So, yeah, so the little girl goes in the room, playing with this dollhouse, which is basically.

Speaker A:

Which is a.

Speaker A:

Like a miniature replica of the actual inn that they're in.

Speaker A:

And then she sets one of the little dolls in this little chair.

Speaker A:

Then she turns around, it turns back, and the little doll's not fucking there anymore.

Speaker A:

It was at the bottom of the stairs with its head twisted around completely.

Speaker A:

And then she hears her mom screams.

Speaker A:

Her mom suits.

Speaker B:

But he did.

Speaker A:

And he did.

Speaker A:

His neck is twisted around.

Speaker A:

There's a lot of blood.

Speaker A:

And this is sad.

Speaker A:

I will point out also, this gentleman who played Larry is Jonathan Bruce is the actor, and he plays the biker in Elf.

Speaker A:

And it is July, so we can talk about Christmas.

Speaker A:

I love the movie Elf.

Speaker A:

It's like Christmas in July.

Speaker A:

It's cool.

Speaker B:

Do you know something, Diana?

Speaker B:

What?

Speaker B:

I've never watched Elf.

Speaker A:

The movie brings me so much joy, I cry every time.

Speaker A:

I will watch it Minimum, once every holiday season.

Speaker A:

And I will cry every time I watch it.

Speaker A:

Every time.

Speaker B:

I always mean to watch it.

Speaker B:

And I just.

Speaker B:

Just don't.

Speaker B:

I don't know why.

Speaker B:

I just.

Speaker B:

I just never watch it.

Speaker B:

Like, I kind of mean to.

Speaker B:

Someday, on a plane, I'll watch it.

Speaker B:

I'm sure.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

All right, so we're gonna segue to.

Speaker B:

The boys are.

Speaker B:

The boys are gonna be in a motel in Peoria, Illinois.

Speaker A:

They gotta find Ava.

Speaker B:

They gotta find Ava.

Speaker B:

But did you know that Peoria, Illinois has, like, one of the highest murders per capita, in the.

Speaker B:

In the country?

Speaker A:

Hmm.

Speaker B:

I learned this watching the show Relentless that's on Discovery.

Speaker B:

And they just ended it.

Speaker B:

And the ending was unsatisfying to say the least.

Speaker B:

So.

Speaker B:

I mean, watch it, because it's good that it was like.

Speaker A:

Were you just telling me to watch this?

Speaker B:

I was just telling you to watch it.

Speaker B:

But they finished it last night, and it was.

Speaker B:

It's really good.

Speaker B:

It's really, really good.

Speaker B:

But then I'm just, like, from a. I don't like Unsolved Mysteries, and I'll just leave it at that.

Speaker B:

But anyway, so, yeah, Peoria is filled with a whole bunch of drug people and human trafficking and.

Speaker B:

Because apparently human trafficking is really big in the middle of the country right now.

Speaker A:

And.

Speaker B:

Yeah, so don't go to Peoria.

Speaker B:

Sorry if you live in Peoria.

Speaker A:

But usually be safe if you live in Peoria.

Speaker A:

I don't know.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Yeah, use a buddy.

Speaker B:

Always have a buddy system over there.

Speaker B:

But Sam has finally started listening to Blue.

Speaker B:

So, at least, you know, I guess he learned something.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So, yeah, he.

Speaker A:

Yeah, Ellen.

Speaker A:

He calls Ellen, trying to figure out.

Speaker A:

See if she has any leads on finding Ava.

Speaker A:

And she reports basically that, hey, we've got a job from Ellen.

Speaker A:

There's two freak accidents at this inn.

Speaker A:

Let's go check it out.

Speaker A:

And Dean's kind of like, whoa, who.

Speaker A:

Who the are you?

Speaker A:

You're actually interested in doing the job instead of moping around.

Speaker A:

And I'm.

Speaker A:

I'm impressed.

Speaker A:

But okay, but.

Speaker A:

And they kind of dropped it at this point.

Speaker A:

They've been looking for Ava for a month that haven't found any trace of her.

Speaker A:

Really.

Speaker A:

So he.

Speaker A:

Sam, basically is trying to find her because he feels guilty.

Speaker A:

He feels like it's his fault that she turned cray and killed her fiance and disappeared.

Speaker A:

And so now his.

Speaker B:

No, but she killed her fiance.

Speaker A:

Huh?

Speaker B:

We don't know that she killed her fiance.

Speaker B:

There's.

Speaker A:

Yeah, you're right.

Speaker A:

Her fiance.

Speaker A:

He feels guilty because she's gone and the.

Speaker A:

And her fiance is deceased.

Speaker A:

How about that?

Speaker B:

Yes.

Speaker B:

And lots of, you know, it wasn't a Peoria.

Speaker B:

It would make sense.

Speaker B:

But yeah.

Speaker A:

So he wants to not give.

Speaker A:

He wants to not give up on finding her, but he also wants to save people in the meantime.

Speaker A:

As.

Speaker A:

And we're kind of getting the.

Speaker A:

This is kind of his penance and his way of accepting what's going on with him and everything else is that, well, if I just keep saving people, at least maybe that'll keep me from feeling weird about other things.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I mean, I guess.

Speaker B:

I think it also.

Speaker B:

I mean.

Speaker B:

And we'll find out later in this episode.

Speaker B:

No spoilers, because it's happening in five minutes.

Speaker B:

But it also does seem like a very fake cheery attitude.

Speaker B:

Like, even to me.

Speaker B:

I'm like.

Speaker B:

And Dean's like.

Speaker B:

And so.

Speaker A:

But he's like, Dean says that attitude is way too healthy for me.

Speaker A:

Keep moving.

Speaker A:

Like, I don't know.

Speaker A:

I kind of get that.

Speaker A:

Like, if I'm stressed or upset about things or whatever, I'm just like, I'm a guy.

Speaker A:

Just keep trucking.

Speaker A:

Just keep trucking.

Speaker A:

I don't care.

Speaker A:

I'm bogged down.

Speaker A:

But I just keep doing something just to keep me occupied.

Speaker B:

I gotta keep busy.

Speaker B:

I mean, I agree with that.

Speaker B:

Like, I will.

Speaker B:

If I'm having bad times, I will delve myself into worker crafts.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

So.

Speaker A:

All right.

Speaker A:

So they get to.

Speaker A:

Obviously to the inn and Dean makes a joke about.

Speaker A:

You don't get a lot of old school haunted houses.

Speaker B:

Yep.

Speaker B:

And Sam notices a Quincunx.

Speaker B:

Quinn Kunx, which is an unfortunate word to say.

Speaker B:

Q U, I, N C U, N X is how it's spelled.

Speaker B:

And so.

Speaker B:

And Dean's like.

Speaker B:

Dean popped some knowledge.

Speaker B:

And he is like.

Speaker B:

That's known for hoodoo work, isn't it?

Speaker B:

And saying.

Speaker B:

I don't know why they're just obsessed with hoodoo in this part of the season, but whatever.

Speaker B:

So Sam's like, yeah, right.

Speaker B:

You fill this thing with blood weed and you've got a powerful charm to ward off your enemies.

Speaker B:

So a Quincucks is a geometric pattern that consists of five points arranged in a cross, with four of them forming a square or a rectangle and a fifth at its center.

Speaker B:

And that forms the arrangements of the five unit patterns that you see on six sided dice, playing cards and dominoes.

Speaker B:

So those all have a Quincy.

Speaker B:

And I gotta say, Quinn cunts real fast.

Speaker B:

Like, it's just gonna happen.

Speaker A:

You just gotta get it out.

Speaker B:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker B:

So blood weed.

Speaker B:

So I looked that up.

Speaker B:

And that's known as blood lily.

Speaker B:

And I didn't have.

Speaker B:

I.

Speaker B:

Sorry.

Speaker B:

It's been a long, long week, and I didn't have time to go diving through my books, so I just did a quick Google search or Dr. Go search search.

Speaker B:

And so blood weed is also known as blood lily.

Speaker B:

I did find that bloodroot was a woodland plant used by old time conjurers and root workers as a guardian for the family.

Speaker B:

It's believed by many people that when blood ties bind people together in permanent relationships, but respect and consideration are lacking.

Speaker B:

They can also be used to ward off evil in the home and bring better luck in family matters.

Speaker B:

So very.

Speaker B:

I mean, if bloodroot, I'm assuming, is.

Speaker B:

I know I don't assume.

Speaker B:

But it's got a blood and a root, so I'm guessing probably, maybe that's what they meant.

Speaker B:

But the fact that the word off evil and then also family relationships, I think is where this really kind of delves in.

Speaker B:

Because as we learn.

Speaker B:

We'll learn later in the episode.

Speaker B:

It does.

Speaker B:

It makes sense.

Speaker B:

Right.

Speaker B:

And then Dean also makes the unfortunate joke that this place is too white meat for hoodoo.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

There's some unfortunate humor in this episode.

Speaker A:

Oh, yeah.

Speaker A:

Cause.

Speaker A:

And then just moments later, they go to check in, and Susan assumes that they are antiquing, quote unquote, which is obviously her code.

Speaker A:

It makes a reference to them getting a king bed.

Speaker A:

So she's obviously implying that she is certain that they are gay.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Because I'm a gay men antique.

Speaker B:

Well, probably.

Speaker B:

But also, she.

Speaker B:

She gives him his credit card back, and she's like, thank you, Mr. Mahogoff.

Speaker B:

And there is a wordplay in that, which I'm not sure.

Speaker B:

Like, this is from the Supernatural wiki.

Speaker B:

I did not fear the sound of my own, which I wish I could take credit for this, but that's a wordplay related to masturbation.

Speaker B:

Because if you sound that off real slow, usually it's preceded by Jack.

Speaker A:

Oh, my gosh.

Speaker B:

I was gonna let you guys figure that one out on your own.

Speaker B:

So we have that joke sliding in here.

Speaker B:

Yep.

Speaker B:

And then we're gonna go to another unfortunate gay joke from the.

Speaker B:

The elderly bell boy, Sherwin.

Speaker B:

Is he a bell boy?

Speaker B:

Is that what you caretake?

Speaker A:

He's like.

Speaker A:

He's like a.

Speaker A:

He's like a little bit of all of it.

Speaker A:

And that's why it was kind of weird.

Speaker A:

It's.

Speaker A:

His name is Sherwin.

Speaker A:

He's like a bellboy slash a.

Speaker A:

Like a concierge kind of he's played by John R. Taylor, who has also had roles in Frank Fringe, Sucker Punch, Final Destination 2, and X Files.

Speaker B:

Oh, Sucker Punch.

Speaker B:

That's unfortunate.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Could have been so good.

Speaker B:

It could have been.

Speaker B:

I was so disappointed by that movie.

Speaker A:

Same.

Speaker A:

So.

Speaker A:

So they get to their room and, like, Dan's just freaking out about how creepy the place is.

Speaker A:

And it is.

Speaker A:

Why is there some random ass old wedding dress, like, thumbtack to the wall?

Speaker B:

I literally have.

Speaker B:

Why is there a creepy wedding dress on the wall?

Speaker B:

Like, for decoration?

Speaker B:

I. Yeah, I don't.

Speaker B:

I don't get it.

Speaker A:

But there is a badass lamp in that room.

Speaker A:

I'll find the picture of it.

Speaker B:

Yeah, the room is still awesome in a very old bed and breakfast type of way, which seems weird for this hotel.

Speaker B:

But again, wedding dress on the wall, that's.

Speaker A:

It's not even in, like a shadow box.

Speaker A:

It's like somebody thumbtacked or like staple gun to that shit to the fucking wall.

Speaker B:

It's very like they're like coming in, like, we're staging this to sell.

Speaker B:

Because remember, they were selling this, right?

Speaker B:

So like the.

Speaker B:

The HGTV CEO sellers came in and they're like, okay, to stage this, we need something in here.

Speaker B:

What do you have?

Speaker B:

Oh, you have this wedding dress.

Speaker B:

It was like Paige from Trading Spaces was in there.

Speaker B:

She was like, yes, this is the aesthetic we're gonna go for.

Speaker B:

Oh, yeah.

Speaker A:

Oh, my gosh.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So, yeah, so they start figuring things out a little bit.

Speaker A:

And basically what they're piecing together, because Susan did tell them the hotel is shutting down, is basically that the victims.

Speaker A:

So far there's been two at the.

Speaker A:

At the hotel were both tied to the shutting down of the hotel.

Speaker A:

So that's what they're figuring out now.

Speaker A:

So they're kind of like, okay, well, there's something here that's trying to protect it.

Speaker A:

But of course, Dean's very focused on the fact that he's concerned that people thought they were gay.

Speaker B:

Yeah, of course.

Speaker B:

Because that's Dean.

Speaker B:

Because he's butch.

Speaker B:

And, you know, that's what happens if you're butch.

Speaker B:

People think you're gay.

Speaker B:

Whatever.

Speaker A:

Yeah, it was a very nonsensical conversation.

Speaker A:

But yeah.

Speaker A:

So Sam finds an urn in the hallway that has that symbol on it again.

Speaker A:

You can say the word again, because I'm not going to try Quinn cunt.

Speaker A:

That one.

Speaker B:

That's just what the word is now.

Speaker B:

It's Quinn cunt.

Speaker B:

So they could be Quim cunt.

Speaker B:

And that's two cunts in A row.

Speaker B:

And Diana is vomiting in her mouth right now.

Speaker B:

She's like, let's stop talking.

Speaker B:

Stop saying these things.

Speaker B:

Stop using the word quim.

Speaker B:

You have a moist quim, Diana.

Speaker B:

I'm just going to say that right there.

Speaker B:

And she's like, I hate.

Speaker B:

And Dan is like, nope, I'm out.

Speaker B:

And this is where the whole podcast series ends.

Speaker A:

Recording has ended.

Speaker B:

Just kidding.

Speaker B:

That's all you hear is a creepy zoom lady.

Speaker B:

The recording has ended.

Speaker B:

Oh.

Speaker A:

All right.

Speaker A:

So they go to Susan's door and they're really awkward.

Speaker A:

Like, they didn't have a plan at all.

Speaker A:

And usually they have some kind of a fucking plan.

Speaker A:

It was very awkward.

Speaker A:

I'd be like, what the fuck do you guys want?

Speaker A:

Like, go away.

Speaker A:

But they said they want to see the dolls.

Speaker A:

And Dean's very proud of himself, making it sound like Sam's really into dolls.

Speaker A:

And I do like that they.

Speaker A:

When they go in the room and she lets them in to see the dolls, Dean's like, yeah, super.

Speaker A:

Not creepy at all.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

And we finally actually, like.

Speaker B:

I think in this scene, you get to see how massive that dollhouse is.

Speaker B:

It's fucking cute.

Speaker A:

It's like that thing is like.

Speaker A:

That thing's, like, almost five feet tall, probably.

Speaker B:

Yeah, it's massive.

Speaker B:

It's amazing.

Speaker B:

Like, the.

Speaker B:

Whoever built that for the show, kudos to you.

Speaker B:

That shit was fucking oppressive.

Speaker A:

And that's like a thing.

Speaker A:

That's a specialty.

Speaker A:

I mean, I don't.

Speaker A:

No.

Speaker A:

No offense.

Speaker A:

I don't understand that craft.

Speaker A:

As much as I respect the craftsmanship, I just don't really understand it.

Speaker B:

So would you.

Speaker B:

Would you understand it more if I had murder scenes staged inside the dollhouse?

Speaker A:

No, no, no.

Speaker B:

You're like, no, no, that doesn't help.

Speaker A:

That makes it creepier.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Actually, a friend who went to Dallas with us this weekend, he sent me an article about.

Speaker B:

There used to be this tradition, and it wasn't widespread, but there's enough of them.

Speaker B:

And I'll throw a link in the show notes to this.

Speaker B:

But there was a tradition when children died, like, especially little girls at the grave site.

Speaker B:

They would build dollhouses for them.

Speaker B:

And they're kind of cool, but also creepy.

Speaker B:

Fucking creepy.

Speaker B:

Because they're haunted with dead ghost children.

Speaker B:

And nobody likes a dead ghost child.

Speaker A:

No.

Speaker A:

So, yeah.

Speaker A:

And so the guys find a doll with a twisted neck with.

Speaker A:

So they are like, hey, you know, did you break your doll?

Speaker A:

And Tyler, the little girl, insists that she found the doll like that.

Speaker A:

And that Rose, Grandma Rose wouldn't let her break the Toys, basically.

Speaker A:

So.

Speaker A:

And that's when they figure out that of course there's a creepy grandma upstairs.

Speaker B:

Well, and they show this disturbing old woman.

Speaker B:

And Diana can probably see my face because I was having my notes in Google Docs and it made a very weird autocorrect.

Speaker B:

So it says.

Speaker B:

And then they show a disturbing old woman in a wheelchair, but Sam can't talk to her because she's dick.

Speaker B:

So I'm not sure what Google is, like, assuming I'm just gonna type, but apparently Google thinks I'm gonna type.

Speaker B:

She's dick.

Speaker B:

So that makes no sense.

Speaker B:

Google.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I think.

Speaker A:

I don't know.

Speaker A:

Did we get the shot of the old lady yet?

Speaker A:

I just got certain.

Speaker B:

Yeah, they showed, like a kind of way, just like sitting in a wheelchair.

Speaker A:

Of course.

Speaker A:

It's like the, like the most.

Speaker A:

Sorry, Sorry.

Speaker A:

Directors on this one.

Speaker A:

It was like the most cliche, like, eye roll inducing.

Speaker A:

Like the old woman in the attic in her wheelchair looking out the window like.

Speaker A:

Okay, like.

Speaker A:

Yeah, that was super creative, guys.

Speaker A:

Sorry, I was annoyed by it.

Speaker A:

I just feel like there's so much more that, like.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I gotta.

Speaker A:

You gotta get a shot.

Speaker A:

Another creepy old lady.

Speaker A:

That's.

Speaker A:

No offense.

Speaker A:

We'll get to more about her later.

Speaker A:

At this point, that's all you think?

Speaker A:

But, like, it's just.

Speaker A:

Oh, wasted shot.

Speaker A:

In my opinion.

Speaker A:

That's okay.

Speaker B:

All right, so, yeah, so Sam says that dolls are used in all kinds of voodoo and hoodoo, like curses and binding spells.

Speaker B:

So let's talk about dolls.

Speaker B:

Oh, man, we're gonna talk about dolls.

Speaker B:

We may need to change this segment because it's lore, but really, I think we need a new name for this.

Speaker B:

This is let's Go Shopping for Haunted Shit.

Speaker B:

Because I'm taking you guys shopping for haunted dolls.

Speaker B:

Thank you for tuning in to Liz's Haunted Shopping Network.

Speaker B:

Liz's Haunting Shopping Network.

Speaker A:

Liz's Haunted Shopping Network.

Speaker B:

Oh, my God, it's hsn.

Speaker B:

We have the new hsn.

Speaker B:

Don't sue us.

Speaker B:

Maybe lowercase H. Is that not copyrighted?

Speaker B:

I don't know.

Speaker B:

Look, there's a lot of things about haunted dolls.

Speaker B:

Obviously.

Speaker B:

We've got, like, the big ones, you know, we've got Annabelle, we've got Peggy, who I will be seeing in a.

Speaker B:

In a couple of weeks when I go to Las Vegas and go to Zach Baggins Museum.

Speaker B:

And I'll be seeing her at night with a flashlight, because I am that person.

Speaker B:

But yeah, I mean, there.

Speaker B:

There's tons of famous stories about haunted dolls, but, you know, it's like if you, if you go and you just go to Google or DuckDuckGo because Google is evil and just put in haunted dolls for sale.

Speaker B:

Holy shit.

Speaker B:

There are so many haunted dolls for sale.

Speaker A:

And irresponsible.

Speaker A:

Is that irresponsible to knowingly sell a haunted doll?

Speaker B:

I don't know, but I want to make this a new glitter bomb.

Speaker A:

Is this an unethical issue of like if you're selling, if there's a seller spirit haunting a doll and you sell it, are you selling fucking spirits?

Speaker A:

Is that okay ethically?

Speaker B:

Did you get their consent to put them?

Speaker A:

That's what I'm saying.

Speaker A:

Did you get their family's consent?

Speaker A:

Like what the fuck?

Speaker B:

I don't.

Speaker B:

That is a very interesting question.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I know.

Speaker B:

I think we got some ethics here also.

Speaker B:

Just, you know, if you want your own haunted companion though, there's a number of places you can go.

Speaker B:

But really you're just going to go to Etsy.

Speaker B:

You could go to ebay and we'll go into another place there.

Speaker B:

But so I want to talk about some of my favorites that I found and oh my God, there's so many and they're so amazing.

Speaker B:

So some of my favorites were starting off with some of the Etsy ones.

Speaker B:

All right, so we could go to the shop Black Emporium B L A C C E M P O R I or Emporium B L L A C C Emporium who does metaphysics, potions, root work and services for hire out of New Orleans.

Speaker B:

And from them for $350 you can buy haunted estate Emma.

Speaker B:

Now the thing that I learned as I was researching this is people love writing these dolls stories and they spend a lot of time.

Speaker B:

So we're going to go into some of the stories behind these dolls.

Speaker B:

So Emma.

Speaker B:

Emma is from a haunt for haunted estates.

Speaker B:

She was purchased on a recent trip.

Speaker B:

I've had her.

Speaker B:

And she is quite the beauty.

Speaker B:

Possessive and extremely needy.

Speaker B:

Please do not purchase her.

Speaker B:

If you will ignore her.

Speaker B:

Emma is the name on the doll and only 5,000 made.

Speaker B:

But her spirit name is Emily.

Speaker B:

Her birth year is:

Speaker B:

t objects, silver coats dated:

Speaker B:

And she loves stories of any kind.

Speaker B:

I guess she loves silver coins.

Speaker B:

Any questions, please message me.

Speaker B:

So that's Emma.

Speaker B:

If you want to buy emma, she's available $350 on Etsy from the shop Witchiam.

Speaker B:

Witchiam sells haunted dolls items and witchy trinkets from Florida.

Speaker B:

So we can meet Diana.

Speaker B:

She's available for $70.

Speaker B:

Diana is a young 20 year old girl that is sweet and outgoing.

Speaker B:

She always enjoy going on adventures that involve traveling.

Speaker B:

Diana traveled by train to many different cities and states.

Speaker B:

She loves the nature scenery of the train rides.

Speaker B:

Diana passed in her early 20s due to common influenza.

Speaker B:

She lived a youthful life which she enjoyed dearly.

Speaker B:

She was drawn to this vessel because of the puppy in the back.

Speaker B:

She always wanted a puppy, but she never got the chance to get one.

Speaker B:

Some of Diana's favorite things are postcards, puppies and bells.

Speaker B:

She is looking for a companion that will take her on adventures, car rides and vacations.

Speaker B:

She wants to help her companion with tuning into their adventurous side confidence and independence.

Speaker B:

She makes the room feel energetic and sophisticated.

Speaker B:

Diana gets along very well with pets, children and other spirits in the house.

Speaker B:

If you are drawn to Diana, then she is certain that you'll be the perfect adventure partner.

Speaker B:

Sadly, Diana has sold.

Speaker B:

Sorry guys but if you want to go the same site, you can buy Elizabeth.

Speaker B:

You can buy Elizabeth for $55.

Speaker B:

Elizabeth is a positive spirit, comfort with high vibration and love.

Speaker B:

She is a sweet five year old girl who passed by unknown cause.

Speaker B:

She mentioned that one day was different than any of the other days.

Speaker B:

Her mother found her in her bed lifeless with her lips blue and skin so pale.

Speaker B:

Elizabeth mentions that that was the way she realized she was no longer alive because she was able to see her own body while her mother could not hear her.

Speaker B:

Elizabeth always has been a good girl during her living days.

Speaker B:

She always was willing to help her mother with all she needed.

Speaker B:

She really misbehaved.

Speaker B:

Elizabeth loved to chase butterflies and loved berry picking.

Speaker B:

She loves playing with dolls.

Speaker B:

She loves dandelions and butterflies.

Speaker B:

Elizabeth wishes to be with a companion that she can help comfort during bad times.

Speaker B:

She wants to offer high vibration and help with finding your inner child.

Speaker B:

She wants to be loved and in a stable home.

Speaker B:

She is pretty good with not bothering anyone in any way.

Speaker B:

She does signal that she's around when you see butterflies or dandelions.

Speaker B:

She communicates well with dousing robs, pendulum and flashlight.

Speaker B:

She gets along well with other pets, other children and other spirits in the home.

Speaker B:

If you feel a connection with Elizabeth, she'll be so delightful to be your companion.

Speaker B:

Remember, she's only $55.

Speaker B:

Available on Etsy from the shop November's Bath and Body who sells haunted dolls out of Silver Spring, Maryland.

Speaker B:

But the shop's name is November's Bath and Body.

Speaker B:

There were no body products in her shop.

Speaker B:

Not to give you any shade girl but come on.

Speaker B:

Like, change your name to Elizabeth to November's daughter Dolls?

Speaker B:

I don't know.

Speaker B:

So we can get a bargain toll from her.

Speaker B:

So you can get Valentina for only $24.99.

Speaker A:

Wow.

Speaker B:

Valentina is always trying to get my attention.

Speaker B:

That's because she misses her mom so much.

Speaker B:

It hurts her and makes her very sad, but most of the time, she's happy.

Speaker B:

She told me her dad hurt her mom really bad.

Speaker B:

She thinks her mom died first and then he shot her in the chest.

Speaker B:

That's the reason she wants her mom, to see if she's okay or not before she crosses over.

Speaker B:

She is 12 years old.

Speaker A:

Holy fuck.

Speaker A:

These people are insane.

Speaker B:

Yep.

Speaker B:

Valentina likes spending time with my other spirit children.

Speaker B:

She also loves reading, and she loves reading to them.

Speaker B:

She said she does this to make the other spirit children happy.

Speaker B:

She also likes going for rides with me to the store.

Speaker B:

That was Valentina.

Speaker B:

All right.

Speaker B:

So the last one that we're going to talk about from Etsy before we go into a new one is Cindy.

Speaker B:

And the reason we're talking about Cindy is because this doll fucking blinked at me from my computer.

Speaker B:

And I was not happy with Cindy.

Speaker B:

Like, what the fuck?

Speaker B:

Why are you blinking at me?

Speaker B:

So Cindy, she's a shop from my spirit dolls, and she has a lot.

Speaker B:

There's a lot of information about Cindy's.

Speaker B:

I'm trying to cut it out.

Speaker B:

So Cindy does like to show herself in dreams.

Speaker B:

She's in her 20s.

Speaker B:

She's a gorgeous girl who died at her engagement party.

Speaker B:

She was Originally sold for $186.11, but now she's on sale for $167.50.

Speaker B:

So she's a bargain.

Speaker B:

So, like, I like.

Speaker B:

She said she's absolutely gorgeous.

Speaker B:

And she was also beautiful in person when she was alive.

Speaker B:

When I first got to know Cindy, I told her how pretty she was and that I loved her dress.

Speaker B:

She said, thank you and introduced herself as Cindy.

Speaker B:

When I repeated Cindy to confirm her name, she said, that's me.

Speaker B:

I could hear her laughing on the spirit box.

Speaker B:

As well as singing, she has a beautiful voice.

Speaker B:

Then she said, beautiful view as the ocean can be seen from my condo.

Speaker B:

I asked how old she was, and she said, 20 years old.

Speaker B:

She sighed, said, happy.

Speaker B:

She told me it was her special day.

Speaker B:

I asked if it was her wedding day.

Speaker B:

No, she said.

Speaker B:

I asked how she passed away, and she says it was a fall.

Speaker B:

I asked if her death was suspicious, and she said, I guess so.

Speaker B:

She then said, wild posture.

Speaker B:

I like it, referring to My slouching.

Speaker B:

I said I shouldn't slouch and she said we're adults.

Speaker B:

She also said everyone's plagued with guilt.

Speaker B:

I assume she's talking about everyone.

Speaker B:

At her party.

Speaker B:

e told me she lived until the:

Speaker B:

I asked if there was anything I should know about her.

Speaker B:

She told me that she's very smart.

Speaker B:

I asked that she came from a wealthy family and she said yes.

Speaker B:

I asked if she likes my puppy.

Speaker B:

She said yes.

Speaker B:

I have no doubt about it.

Speaker B:

She told me she likes things the way she wants them.

Speaker B:

I asked if she died at her engagement party and she said yes.

Speaker B:

The dress she has now on her vessel is similar to the dress that she wore during her engagement party, but her dress is much better.

Speaker B:

I asked her what her favorite things are.

Speaker B:

She said a free reservation.

Speaker B:

Fashion and steak.

Speaker B:

It would be good for Cindy to be with someone who is willing to spend a lot of time talking to her and spending time with her.

Speaker B:

She would really like to do regular 20 year old girl stuff since she was forced to grow up fast.

Speaker B:

You can find her.

Speaker B:

Her activities include she enters dreams, cold spots, orbs, emf, footsteps, presence can be felt by watching movies, playing games, joking around, etc.

Speaker B:

She can talk through a spirit box Pendulum use and also the necrophonic Apple.

Speaker B:

So there's an app for that.

Speaker B:

So available on itunes Play store and in the Android Play store.

Speaker B:

Wait, itunes isn't a play store, Whichever one.

Speaker B:

So you can get it off itunes, you can get it off of Android.

Speaker B:

You can get the necrophonic app which can help you talk to dead people.

Speaker B:

So if you want that, you know, go get it.

Speaker B:

I'm glad somebody made that with good use of your coding skills.

Speaker B:

All right, so those are the highlights from Etsy.

Speaker B:

that was designed in the year:

Speaker B:

Like it has this epic star background which is like takes me back to my geocity days.

Speaker B:

Like just so beautiful.

Speaker B:

Like it could have been hosted on earthlink.

Speaker B:

But on this site you can buy dolls with entities in them or just the doll.

Speaker B:

Or you can buy the entities by themselves.

Speaker B:

And there's just a variety of things that you can buy.

Speaker A:

You can buy the entities by themselves.

Speaker A:

Like what do they just like sell you the licensing?

Speaker A:

Or is it just like a jar of a jar?

Speaker A:

Like I don't understand.

Speaker A:

Never mind.

Speaker B:

We can get some.

Speaker B:

We'll get into some of the entities.

Speaker B:

You can buy them.

Speaker B:

They're fantastic.

Speaker B:

So for, you know, the bargain if you're a bargain shopper.

Speaker B:

Right.

Speaker B:

One of the less surprised things of the haunted dolls is of the haunted antique baby doll roof.

Speaker B:

So Baby Ruth.

Speaker B:

You can buy a baby Ruth for only 69.99.

Speaker B:

She is haunted.

Speaker B:

She is highly active.

Speaker B:

This is Haunted Doll Ruth.

Speaker B:

She is adorable.

Speaker B:

She is an adorable baby gal.

Speaker B:

She died of crib death.

Speaker B:

She is only three weeks old.

Speaker B:

She needs attention and a loving new family.

Speaker B:

You may hear baby crying and baby sounds.

Speaker B:

She loves playing with rattles and mobiles so make sure to leave some out for her.

Speaker B:

She is a highly active sweetie and she's hoping to find a new loving family who could care for her.

Speaker B:

She is a bright light entity and will bring joy, happiness and laughter into your home.

Speaker B:

Like while Lizal is fucking crying.

Speaker B:

No.

Speaker B:

She gives off a smoky mist as you can see in the photo, moves objects, gives off high EMF readings, EVPs, ORB activities and works for works well with the pendulum and Ouija board.

Speaker B:

Make her a part of your family.

Speaker B:

You won't regret this one.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I think you will.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I think.

Speaker B:

Why would you purposely put a crying baby in your house?

Speaker B:

This seems like the opposite of soothing light.

Speaker B:

Like I want to bring a crying child.

Speaker B:

Like, no thank you.

Speaker B:

I didn't want to pop it out of my vagina much.

Speaker B:

Just like pay for wearing a creepy fucking doll.

Speaker B:

Okay then.

Speaker B:

So one of my other favorites was for the low price is $149.

Speaker B:

99.

Speaker B:

6.

Speaker B:

You can get the haunted doll Mary Jane Kelly, who is a Jack the Ripper victim.

Speaker B:

She is highly active.

Speaker B:

This is of course highly active.

Speaker B:

This is Haunted Doll Mary.

Speaker B:

She is a 25 year old singer.

Speaker B:

,:

Speaker B:

She is a very fun and loving entity.

Speaker B:

She is a powerful protector.

Speaker B:

She is great for women who are being abused.

Speaker B:

She loves children and pets.

Speaker B:

She will be a great addition to protect you and your family and is hoping to find a loving family who could care for her.

Speaker B:

You can check out the records of her death@whitechapeljack.com the Whitechapel murder/ Mary Jane Kelly.

Speaker A:

I. I'm still like just like blown away.

Speaker A:

There's enough of a market for this and no offense if this is your thing, but I just don't like, aren't you people usually trying to get rid of haunted things and then like intentionally buying them?

Speaker A:

And then once again it is like, I don't know.

Speaker A:

Never mind.

Speaker A:

I'm letting it go.

Speaker A:

Go for it.

Speaker A:

Go ahead.

Speaker A:

My, my Mind's just kind of blown over here.

Speaker B:

So another of my favorites, which originally was the regular price was $248.99, but it's now on sale.

Speaker B:

For the low, low price of $199.99, you can get an adorable baby boy surprise entity adoption.

Speaker A:

Oh, it's a surprise.

Speaker B:

You don't know what you're getting.

Speaker B:

Why?

Speaker B:

Because there are so many lost souls around us seeking our love and attention.

Speaker B:

Many of those souls are babies, some of whom died young and some of who were miscarried or, and this is my favorite typo on the side.

Speaker B:

Aborted.

Speaker B:

They were aborted.

Speaker B:

You don't.

Speaker B:

You got to get that aborted soul.

Speaker B:

These souls long for love and attention.

Speaker B:

They need a family to have that chance of normalcy.

Speaker B:

They deserve it, especially since they lost so much.

Speaker B:

They will never graduate, go to the prom, have their first kiss, or marry.

Speaker B:

Their lives have been cut short and they're losing out, losing Adam so much.

Speaker B:

But you can change that.

Speaker A:

If I die in a spirit, please don't put me in a goddamn doll and sell me on the Internet.

Speaker A:

I don't know.

Speaker A:

Like, I don't know how else to say this.

Speaker A:

Do I need to put this in my will or something?

Speaker B:

I think you do.

Speaker B:

I think you do.

Speaker A:

My soul, please do not capture and sell my spirit.

Speaker A:

A creepy fucking doll.

Speaker B:

Yep.

Speaker B:

So if you want to have the surprise baby boy entity, the first step is to decide on a doll vessel in which will house your baby spirit.

Speaker B:

Then we will attach a lost soul that's a need of a family to the doll vessel of your choice.

Speaker B:

You can even choose the age group.

Speaker B:

Do you want a newborn, a 1 year old, et cetera?

Speaker B:

You can choose.

Speaker B:

And we will find a spirit that is best suited for you and attach it to the vessel.

Speaker B:

You will receive complete instructions and all information on your new bab.

Speaker B:

This will include the name, age, and any information we may know about your darling angel.

Speaker B:

Please take good care of these dolls as they are spirited and should be treated as a real baby.

Speaker B:

Except you do not need to feed them or change their diaper.

Speaker B:

So love them and give them the attention they need.

Speaker B:

But maybe you're like, I don't want a haunted baby.

Speaker B:

Maybe I want a haunted monkey doll.

Speaker B:

That was also something that I clearly wanted.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I want a creepy fucking doll that looks like a monkey.

Speaker B:

So it's like a monkey, like, with that terrible face.

Speaker B:

It's like half human, half monkey.

Speaker B:

And in, like, a doll in, like, human clothes.

Speaker B:

So you can get the haunted Monkey named Stacy.

Speaker B:

For the low price of $299.99, this doll will have the spirit of a five year old named Stacy attached to it.

Speaker B:

She's fun and energetic.

Speaker B:

She's a bright light entity and will bring love, light and prosperity into your home.

Speaker B:

She is a joy to own.

Speaker B:

And all who encounter will feel a sense of happiness and worth.

Speaker B:

Diana's losing her.

Speaker A:

I am.

Speaker A:

I'm losing my.

Speaker A:

So first off, now, now instead of just saying, don't put my spirit into a doll.

Speaker A:

When I die, I have to be like, specific.

Speaker A:

Don't put me in a monkey doll either, right?

Speaker A:

And definitely now you own.

Speaker A:

You own the spirit.

Speaker A:

Who the fuck are you?

Speaker A:

How do you own a spirit?

Speaker B:

How dare you try to think you can own a spirit?

Speaker B:

This is not okay.

Speaker B:

Like, yeah, like, right?

Speaker A:

Is this, is this like.

Speaker A:

It's like owning a person.

Speaker A:

You can't do that shit.

Speaker B:

You can't do that.

Speaker B:

We decided long ago owning people is wrong.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So Stacy and you didn't like legally adopt it, so it's not like a minor child and you're a custodian or some bullshit.

Speaker B:

Don't tell yourself that I have CPS on your child monkey.

Speaker B:

So Stacy's hug monkey.

Speaker A:

I can't.

Speaker A:

I can't process this.

Speaker A:

Oh my God.

Speaker B:

So she comes in a pink polka dot outfit to add to her sweetness.

Speaker B:

Welcome her into your own and open army Order.

Speaker B:

Now, she is a fine adult collectible not intended for children under 14.

Speaker B:

But wait, maybe.

Speaker B:

Maybe you didn't want a haunted monkey.

Speaker B:

Maybe you wanted something a little more classic.

Speaker B:

Did you ever want your own Carpathian vampire entity?

Speaker B:

Why yes.

Speaker B:

You could have that in a Barbie.

Speaker B:

And you could have her for the low, low price of $599.99.

Speaker A:

So they put a fucking vampire spirit in a fucking Barbie.

Speaker A:

Like, don't get me wrong, I love.

Speaker B:

Barbie, but it's actually a really pretty Barbie.

Speaker B:

And I kind of like the Barbie.

Speaker B:

It's like.

Speaker B:

Because it is a vampire Barbie.

Speaker B:

But then I've also.

Speaker B:

And we'll get to her description, but I also had just had this image of a vampire Barbie with like little tiny things that pop out.

Speaker B:

Like, and then like this little tiny vampire Barbie is trying to natural vampires.

Speaker A:

Because their teeth are gross.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

No, no, no, not that, not that vampire teeth.

Speaker B:

Just like, you know, classic.

Speaker B:

Like two fangs, like two canines that pop out.

Speaker B:

And then you have this little Barbie that's trying to suck your nec really hard.

Speaker B:

But she only has these two tiny teeth.

Speaker B:

So it's like a Little mosquito that's just like, ah, what is that?

Speaker B:

You're like, oh, Barbie.

Speaker B:

Like, God damn you, Carpathian vampire.

Speaker B:

Get off my neck.

Speaker B:

So this Barbie will have a Carpathian vampire attached to it.

Speaker B:

You will get your vampire's name and information along with the doll.

Speaker B:

You don't, you don't get to know the name ahead of time.

Speaker B:

Just a random Carpathian vampire.

Speaker A:

Because there's that many.

Speaker A:

They got extra.

Speaker B:

They have extras.

Speaker B:

We don't know which Carpathian vampire we're going to get attached to it.

Speaker B:

But you just know we have a.

Speaker A:

Surplus of Carpathian vampires.

Speaker B:

Well, according to them, they are a race originating from the earthen realm.

Speaker B:

They are a more sexual race compared to their counterparts.

Speaker B:

They're all very gorgeous and stunning with amazing powers.

Speaker B:

The general likes include rose candles and incense.

Speaker B:

But why should we keep them?

Speaker B:

Very helpful.

Speaker B:

To fuel your sex drive and rekindle that lost spark.

Speaker B:

They can help you perform any and all love driven or a sex driven spell because they're likability.

Speaker B:

They can also attract more friends in your life because you know what's going to help you get friends?

Speaker B:

Having a fucking vampire Barbie doll.

Speaker B:

Like, that's like, that's what I look for in my friends.

Speaker B:

I'm like, cool.

Speaker B:

Like, what's in your house?

Speaker B:

Like, have you met my Carpathian vampire Barbie doll?

Speaker A:

I've got this haunted doll collection.

Speaker A:

That's, that's how I get friends.

Speaker A:

You tell people you got a haunted doll collection?

Speaker B:

Yeah, everyone comes over, it brings all the vampire boys to the yard.

Speaker B:

But you know, hey, maybe like vampire Robbie isn't for you.

Speaker B:

Are you sucking at bingo?

Speaker B:

You know what you need for your bingo?

Speaker B:

You need a lucky troll.

Speaker A:

That was a thing.

Speaker B:

That was the thing.

Speaker B:

You can get one like Lemonade parade for only $19.99.

Speaker B:

And these trolls are special.

Speaker B:

They will have a powerful luck spell that will be casted on each.

Speaker B:

These trolls will bring you good luck and fortune as well as protect and guide you.

Speaker B:

This is a must have as this is one troll you won't mind trolling around.

Speaker B:

Not my words, guys.

Speaker B:

Not my fucking words.

Speaker B:

You can also attach an entity to any of our trolls.

Speaker B:

For additional fee, refer to our entity list and you can add this troll along with your entity to your cart.

Speaker B:

Note.

Speaker B:

You can also attach an animal who has passed over.

Speaker B:

If interested inquire about this through chat or email.

Speaker B:

So did your puppy you just die?

Speaker B:

Put it in troll doll only.

Speaker B:

You'll have your puppy with you forever.

Speaker B:

Okay, so maybe that's not it.

Speaker B:

Maybe you have a child of your own and you Hate them.

Speaker B:

Do you hate your child?

Speaker B:

If you hate your child, you may want to buy the it clown teddy bear collectible.

Speaker B:

This is a teddy bear collectible that looks exactly like the it clown.

Speaker A:

This is terrifying and bizarre.

Speaker A:

I'm so, like, so.

Speaker A:

So you get a troll that's got both a luck spell and a random spirit in it or spirit from their list and then you can get like the most, like one of the most classically terrifying, like clowns as a stuffed.

Speaker B:

Animal that looks like a teddy bear.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

So it's basically it like a teddy bear.

Speaker B:

And you can get that for the low price of 39.99.

Speaker B:

These flush animals are special.

Speaker B:

They will have.

Speaker A:

It's a seal.

Speaker B:

It's a seal.

Speaker B:

They will have a magical guardian spell on them that will be cast onto each.

Speaker B:

These stuffed animals will protect and guide your child.

Speaker B:

Guilt.

Speaker B:

This is a must have to keep your loved ones safe and warm while they sleep.

Speaker B:

They will have happy thoughts and pleasant dreams while cuddling their most nightmarish like doll ever.

Speaker A:

They're having nightmares and they're gonna behave because they're terrified that this, like, spirit's gonna fucking, like, kill them.

Speaker A:

That's why they'd be good.

Speaker B:

But also, of course, you can also attach an entity to any of these stuff to animals for an additional fee.

Speaker B:

Please refer to our entity list and add this plush along with your entity to your cart.

Speaker B:

So other entities.

Speaker B:

I'm only going to highlight one.

Speaker B:

There is a number of them, if you couldn't already tell from the Carpathian Vampires and other.

Speaker B:

So if you're a potter fan, for only $20, you can get a hippogriff entity.

Speaker B:

What?

Speaker B:

You can get hippogriffs.

Speaker B:

So a hippogriff is the result of the mating between a griffin and a horse.

Speaker B:

And they also originate from the earth and realm.

Speaker B:

They have the head, front claws and wings of a griffin and the body and rear legs of a horse.

Speaker B:

They are somewhat uncommon, but are also very wonderful and possess a wide array of gifts.

Speaker B:

And some of these gifts can include helping you to achieve goals you never thought possible.

Speaker B:

Attract love, enhance romance.

Speaker B:

Increase natural beauty.

Speaker B:

Strengthen bonds with your friends, families and lovers.

Speaker B:

You will become more seductive.

Speaker B:

And the granting of wishes.

Speaker B:

General likes of the hippogriff include sugar, silk and brown stones.

Speaker B:

Why should we keep them as my pages stick together because they will help you achieve your goal.

Speaker B:

Attract love, enhance romance.

Speaker B:

Oh, wait, we already said this with the other one.

Speaker B:

So.

Speaker B:

Yep.

Speaker A:

They're also very prideful.

Speaker A:

So you have to be very careful.

Speaker B:

When you have to Be really careful with your hippogriff.

Speaker B:

Yeah, if you're.

Speaker B:

If you come at them too fast, they're gonna attack you.

Speaker B:

So we will finish our shopping excursion.

Speaker B:

So we're done with happydolls.com and we're gonna go to ebay.

Speaker B:

So obviously you can buy everything on ebay.

Speaker B:

And I just wanted to finish with the most expensive doll for a sale on ebay.

Speaker B:

And this doll is of unknown origin.

Speaker B:

Paranormal Mystical metaphysical doll.

Speaker B:

Paranormal haunt.

Speaker B:

That is the title of this doll, and it has a starting bid of $6,000.

Speaker B:

And then there is a story that, of course, goes with a $6,000 doll.

Speaker B:

My aunt passed away and left me the few things that scare me and I didn't know what to do with.

Speaker B:

I'm hoping I can rehouse these items as someone who appreciates and know what to do with them.

Speaker B:

This doll was given to me by my aunt in Scotland on vacation by a woman she met at a bar.

Speaker B:

Super weird.

Speaker B:

I know.

Speaker B:

I know nothing about it originally came from, but I do know that she's always been into paranormal stuff and has always touted her connection with the paranormal.

Speaker B:

And I know that my aunt left the bar and went back to that woman's house in Scotland just to get it.

Speaker B:

I think your aunt went back to that bar with that woman for.

Speaker B:

For something else.

Speaker A:

Sweetie Met a woman at a bar and went home with her roommate.

Speaker A:

She was totally just getting a creepy doll.

Speaker A:

Totally.

Speaker B:

That.

Speaker B:

That's what she.

Speaker B:

The chicks got dropped at a bar together and just went home to look at dolls.

Speaker B:

That's our new word for it.

Speaker B:

All right.

Speaker B:

So I witnessed things happen with this doll that conflicts with my own beliefs of the afterlife.

Speaker B:

Whatever happened to her eyes actually occurred after I brought her to my house or my aunt's.

Speaker B:

And a nightstand fell on me while I was standing in front of it.

Speaker B:

She was in a plastic box next to the dresser at that time.

Speaker B:

The two front legs of the dresser broke during the event, and I had a nasty bruise on my left leg for a while.

Speaker B:

Shortly after that event, I noticed her eyes look like they were scratched off.

Speaker B:

My aunt told me she once put the doll in a cabinet that only had board games in it.

Speaker B:

And in the middle of the day, the shelf above the one she was on caught fire.

Speaker B:

No one ever, ever located the source of that fire.

Speaker B:

My aunt kept her out in the living room after that.

Speaker B:

Not sure why, but my aunt insisted that the doll has to be kept out in open space.

Speaker B:

After that happened, four days after I brought the doll home, I came Back from a friend's house and I got chills as I pulled into the driveway.

Speaker B:

I. I remember thinking about the doll and feeling like something was very wrong.

Speaker B:

I didn't believe in paranormal stuff at the time, but the thought of that doll being in my house made me feel sick.

Speaker B:

I kid you not.

Speaker B:

I drove away and slept in my car in a parking lot that night.

Speaker B:

I haven't had that bad of a feeling since.

Speaker B:

I want to be completely honest.

Speaker B:

Whoever buys this item, I am scared of it.

Speaker B:

And it's not something I want to pass down on our family.

Speaker B:

However, I also know it holds priceless values.

Speaker B:

Those interested in paranormal metaphysical experiences.

Speaker B:

If you're even the slightest bit afraid of paranormal events happen in your home, then don't purchase this doll.

Speaker B:

Before I got this doll, I thought the belief in tauna dolls were an attempt to personify objects so the human psyche can create some sort of artificial interpersonal thought.

Speaker B:

Now I am forced to acknowledge that an object could appear to have a consciousness, and sometimes there's just no explanation for it.

Speaker B:

I know this might sound like a crazy price, but I think this doll has value.

Speaker B:

More value than I'm even aware of.

Speaker B:

If you want to know more, please feel free to reach out.

Speaker B:

I have plenty of other true stories regarding this doll and I really enjoy talking about it because I like hearing different perspectives and what might be causing these events.

Speaker B:

I really don't know if it's a spirit, but I do strongly believe with my entire essence that this doll has some type of consciousness.

Speaker B:

And guys, there are no bids on this doll.

Speaker B:

So go get it.

Speaker B:

Low price is $6,000.

Speaker B:

You can get this random fucking doll that.

Speaker B:

That set your house on fire because you're aunt hate.

Speaker A:

Like, why would you.

Speaker A:

Did she.

Speaker A:

Did her aunt hate her like.

Speaker B:

Nope.

Speaker A:

You get the creepy doll.

Speaker B:

Well, after this weekend, also decided that haunted dolls are going to be the new glitter bomb.

Speaker B:

And instead of like sending glitter bombs to people, I'm just gonna randomly start shipping haunted dolls of people's houses.

Speaker B:

Or they may not even be haunted.

Speaker B:

They could just.

Speaker B:

I would just go buy and just.

Speaker B:

Yeah, and because if I was.

Speaker B:

If I open up my mail and there was a fucking doll in it, I would set my house on fire.

Speaker B:

So, yeah, I mean, I think it's.

Speaker A:

Didn't you have like a doll in your yard or doll shoe?

Speaker B:

Oh, you know, I have the demon doll.

Speaker B:

Yeah, there's a demon Barbie that pops up in my backyard and she kind of like flies around and I find her in various places.

Speaker B:

She fell out of a tree at one point.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

I don't know.

Speaker B:

And there's also a random doll shoe that just shows up.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

My haunted backyard.

Speaker B:

You know, next.

Speaker B:

Next week, my house cleaners had to clean all my trinkets.

Speaker B:

Like, this part of, like, their rotation, so they had to clean all my trinkets by hand.

Speaker B:

And I'm like, all these poor women are gonna be crossing themselves, like, over and over again.

Speaker B:

Can you clean all my Katrina doll collection, which is massive.

Speaker B:

So, like, all my skeleton dolls.

Speaker B:

Can.

Speaker B:

Can you just go dust each and every one of them for me?

Speaker B:

Thank you.

Speaker B:

Can you.

Speaker B:

Can you get all the demon things that I have all over my house?

Speaker B:

I'm surprised these housekeepers keep coming back here.

Speaker B:

It was like, there have been fascinating.

Speaker A:

They're going to tell somebody afterwards.

Speaker B:

It's like, I will say it's been a different group every time for the past, like, two.

Speaker B:

So I think they keep passing me off, being like, hey,.

Speaker A:

I just seemed to know the same ones.

Speaker A:

That's hilarious.

Speaker B:

No, no.

Speaker B:

But it's a different group every time.

Speaker B:

And I think all of them are.

Speaker A:

Like, no, it's your turn.

Speaker B:

No, it's your turn.

Speaker B:

You go to the demon house.

Speaker A:

Damn, that's funny.

Speaker B:

Anyway, so that was our haunted shopping network of the evening.

Speaker B:

I hope you enjoyed your stay.

Speaker B:

If you know you, we also have a Honda Shopping network credit card that will give you.

Speaker B:

You just give me all your personal information and.

Speaker B:

And I'll check your credit score and get it going.

Speaker B:

So.

Speaker A:

Yeah, totally.

Speaker A:

Oh, man.

Speaker A:

All right.

Speaker A:

So, yeah, I'm gonna digest that one for a second.

Speaker B:

Diana's suck.

Speaker A:

I'm still like, I. I'm serious about my ethical dilemmas with selling spirits.

Speaker A:

Like, I. I think it sounds kind of up, man.

Speaker B:

It does sound kind of up.

Speaker B:

And also, please note that I cut so many out of these.

Speaker B:

I just kind of had to pick the best.

Speaker B:

Like, there are hundreds, probably thousands of these things listed for sale.

Speaker B:

And if you want to buy this thing.

Speaker B:

Cool.

Speaker A:

Well, and then, like, so are the spirits inhabiting it willfully or are they like.

Speaker A:

Like, they're so to it.

Speaker A:

Sometimes they.

Speaker A:

Sometimes with things like that, like, they have to, like, tie a spirit to an object.

Speaker B:

So Haunted dollies dot com.

Speaker B:

That's a lot of tying entities to dolls.

Speaker B:

Right.

Speaker B:

And I think some of the ones at Etsy that are just like, we just found this doll and it was attached to it, which I think is something we'll get implied out of this episode later.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

But I mean, if you look at, like, some of the Other, you know, you look at, you know, Robert the doll, or Annabelle or Hare.

Speaker B:

I was reading a book on Harold the doll, who's pretty exciting.

Speaker B:

Most of those are just, like, the doll.

Speaker B:

The spirits were just there.

Speaker B:

But these sound, like, very purposefully.

Speaker B:

Like, if there is a spirit role that you're attaching to these dolls, it sounds fucked up.

Speaker B:

Why.

Speaker B:

Why would you do that?

Speaker B:

Like, it seems mean.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Let him go to the light or whatever they need to do, or let.

Speaker B:

Them just swarm around and, like, be poltergeist, you know?

Speaker B:

Like, that seems a lot less binding than me.

Speaker B:

Like, you have to be stuck in this ugly fucking doll.

Speaker B:

Because, by the way, all these dolls are fucking hideous.

Speaker B:

Except for the Carpathian Vampire Barbie.

Speaker B:

He was adorable.

Speaker B:

But for the most part, they're all, like, things I just not would not want in my home because they aesthetically gross me out.

Speaker B:

But.

Speaker A:

All right.

Speaker A:

Anyways, so we cut to Susan finds out that the hotel is going to be demolished.

Speaker A:

She's talking to some, like, business dude or whatever and sign it.

Speaker A:

So then we cut to that guy a minute later who's, like, in one of the rooms in the hotel, which is kind of weird.

Speaker A:

Like.

Speaker A:

Like, he just signs off the documents and, like.

Speaker A:

And advises.

Speaker B:

It was also, like, the world's oldest contract.

Speaker B:

Like, it almost looked like it was on a scroll.

Speaker B:

I'm like, what the.

Speaker B:

Are you lame?

Speaker B:

What.

Speaker B:

What accounting firm did you go to to get the lawyer form to go to this printed out?

Speaker A:

Like, and we really don't know who this guy is.

Speaker A:

Like, we know he says that, but we're like, I don't know.

Speaker A:

Like, is he a realtor?

Speaker A:

Anyways, I think he's a lawyer.

Speaker A:

They end up saying he's a man from the company that bought the place.

Speaker A:

That's all they really say.

Speaker A:

So he.

Speaker A:

We cut to him sitting on a bed, and then they.

Speaker A:

Then they cut to, like, the dollhouse with the man said it with a little doll sitting on the bed.

Speaker A:

And Tyler's playing, like, with tea time, you know, like little girls do and.

Speaker B:

Having Ring around the Rosie, like all modern children do.

Speaker A:

Yeah, maybe she should be humming Jojo Siwa or some, apparently.

Speaker A:

But anyway, anyways.

Speaker A:

And so behind the man in the real scene, you see the door behind him opening, but you don't really see anything there.

Speaker A:

And then you cut back to the little girl, and she turns around and looks at the dollhouse and.

Speaker A:

Real creepy.

Speaker A:

You see the doll that was once sitting on the bed is now hanging from a noose from the ceiling fan.

Speaker A:

And.

Speaker B:

Yeah, so I'M not gonna lie.

Speaker B:

I may hung some of my Barbie dolls like that.

Speaker B:

Just saying, you know, I.

Speaker B:

Mainly to creep out my brother.

Speaker B:

But, you know, I. I may have.

Speaker B:

I may have hung some of them from my upstairs loft.

Speaker B:

So they would just go like, hanging down, like, so while someone was sitting in the living room, they would just see like this doll and a muse, like, coming downstairs.

Speaker B:

I had an interesting childhood.

Speaker B:

Anyway, so he did.

Speaker A:

So he did the corner.

Speaker A:

They see the corner wheeling him out.

Speaker A:

And Susan's really upset and just calls it a lot of bad luck.

Speaker A:

So Sam's trying to research grandma, who we find out his name is Rose.

Speaker A:

But Sam is loaded.

Speaker A:

He calls Dean bossy, which is kind of funny.

Speaker A:

But basically he.

Speaker A:

He's mad at himself and that's.

Speaker A:

He got.

Speaker A:

He got loaded because out of guilt, partially.

Speaker A:

He's mad at himself for not having saved that man.

Speaker A:

He didn't save Ava.

Speaker A:

And he's trying to save lives.

Speaker A:

He's trying to atone for a.

Speaker A:

Has anything he's done before, but also trying to like, pre atone it.

Speaker A:

He feels like if he does more saving that will keep him from turning bad is kind of like the balance.

Speaker A:

The moral balance that he's going through.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

And Dean calls out Sam for drinking on the job.

Speaker B:

But I'm like, really, Dean?

Speaker B:

Like, you're drunk all the time.

Speaker B:

Like, what?

Speaker A:

You have no.

Speaker A:

You have no footing here, sir.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Also, Sam's just kind of a weepy, whiny drunk with.

Speaker B:

Not saying.

Speaker B:

I've never been that weepy, whiny drunk.

Speaker B:

And I apologize to all my friends or every time that it's happened.

Speaker B:

I am sorry.

Speaker B:

I apologize the bottom of my soul that I was like that because that is.

Speaker B:

It's uncomfortable.

Speaker A:

Same for me.

Speaker A:

But basically he's this turns though, and it's his moment to really tell Dean that, look, you really do need to watch out for me.

Speaker A:

Like dad said.

Speaker A:

Dad wouldn't have said if it wasn't important.

Speaker A:

And with when and if the time comes, you have to.

Speaker A:

To kill me.

Speaker A:

You have to be the one to do it.

Speaker A:

No one else will be able to.

Speaker A:

And Dean kind of agrees, but also just kind of like go to bed, Sam and puts him to bed.

Speaker B:

Yeah, we've all had that junk friend.

Speaker B:

Yes, of course I will do that.

Speaker B:

Go to.

Speaker B:

Go to bed, junkie.

Speaker B:

And then he gets sad and he wanders through the hotel and goes into the most awesome hotel bar.

Speaker A:

And so creepy, but very cool.

Speaker A:

It's like the dining.

Speaker A:

Like an abandoned dining room hotel bar.

Speaker B:

Oh, it Looks like.

Speaker B:

Like the Shining.

Speaker A:

It looks very much like the Shining.

Speaker A:

That's exactly what I thought of, too.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

And we've got a lot of shiny references in here, obviously.

Speaker B:

We've got the two girls, you know, the twins.

Speaker A:

Two little girls that look like twins.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

And Sherwin's there and pours him a drink.

Speaker A:

And Dean kind of alludes to there being a curse and wants to hear stories about the hotel.

Speaker A:

So he starts.

Speaker A:

So Sherwin obliges and starts talking and shows.

Speaker A:

They're walking around.

Speaker A:

He shows Dean a picture of Rose, so the grandmother and Susan when she was a little girl, and explains how Rose has to go to a senior living facility, but he won't say what's wrong with her.

Speaker A:

And then he shows another picture of Rose when she was a little girl with her nanny, whose name was Marie, who's an African American woman and was wearing the same hoodoo symbol that they saw on the planter in the urn.

Speaker B:

Yeah, she had a Quinn cunt on her.

Speaker B:

Dan is like, stop saying Quinn cunt.

Speaker B:

But, yeah, so she looked after her more than her own mother.

Speaker B:

So then we go into the next thing and we find.

Speaker B:

Sorry.

Speaker B:

Diana is looking for something underneath her desk.

Speaker B:

I don't know if we need to pause or we to need.

Speaker B:

See, they keep going.

Speaker B:

Okay, all right, so we're going to.

Speaker B:

We're going to pivot then.

Speaker B:

Now we're going to go to the next day.

Speaker B:

And Sam is looking like Eilish on Sunday.

Speaker B:

Like, he is like, granted, I didn't.

Speaker B:

I did not hug the porcelain toilet.

Speaker B:

God.

Speaker B:

But I was close.

Speaker B:

Very, very close to that.

Speaker B:

But, yeah, he.

Speaker B:

He's not feeling good.

Speaker A:

Yeah, well.

Speaker A:

And they.

Speaker A:

Dean alludes to him having drank whiskey and Jaeger.

Speaker A:

And then Sam says, I can still taste the tequila.

Speaker A:

I'm like, oh, gosh.

Speaker A:

Whiskey, Jaeger and tequila.

Speaker A:

I might just stop thinking about that.

Speaker B:

Yeah, no, not.

Speaker B:

Not a good thing.

Speaker B:

And then.

Speaker B:

And then Dean throws out a weird science line, which I do appreciate the reference to that when he was like, the best cure for a hangover is a greasy pork sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray.

Speaker B:

And I'm like, you're a dick.

Speaker B:

But I also appreciate that level of dickishness.

Speaker B:

Not saying I've never done that to my friends, but yeah.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So now basically, Dean's relaying what he found out about Rose and her nanny.

Speaker A:

So they're gonna go try to talk to Rose.

Speaker A:

That's their plan.

Speaker A:

Because they think that the nanny may have taught Rose how to do hoodoo.

Speaker A:

So they Break into Susan's room, go past all the dolls and dollhouses, which is creepy as fuck.

Speaker A:

And then they go through like the weird like back pathway steps to this weird little upstairs like bedroom in the attic basically.

Speaker A:

And this is where we get that shot, the cliche shot again of the old woman in a wheelchair facing the window, away from the door, peering out the window.

Speaker A:

It's really fucking.

Speaker A:

I just find it so like eye rolly.

Speaker A:

Sorry.

Speaker A:

And they're talking to her, but she's not answering.

Speaker A:

And so like I'm like, well, she can't answer apparently.

Speaker A:

And they've pieced together that she is some woman that has had a stroke before, so she can't be actively practicing any kind of hoodoo that would be causing any problems in the house.

Speaker B:

House.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

And then, and then they asked if they want to poke her with a stick.

Speaker B:

And I'm like, yeah, poke her with a stick.

Speaker B:

Put the lady with a stick.

Speaker B:

I'm just like, yeah.

Speaker B:

So.

Speaker A:

So mean.

Speaker A:

So then Susan catches them and threatens to call the cops they don't get the fuck out of there.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

So she throws them out of the hotel.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So Tyler is talking basically at this point is when we start figure finding out that Tyler is the like twin.

Speaker A:

There's this other little girl, Maggie, that we've seen throughout the episode is actually her imaginary friend.

Speaker B:

She's imaginary and she does not like Susan.

Speaker B:

Oh no.

Speaker A:

Very exciting.

Speaker A:

Maggie says.

Speaker A:

Maggie says they aren't allowed to leave the house.

Speaker A:

And so Maggie tells Tyler that I don't like her.

Speaker A:

I'm like, oh shit, is he gonna kill mom?

Speaker A:

Anyway, so we cut to Susan packing up the car.

Speaker A:

Sherman has Sherwin.

Speaker A:

The the worker has a really nice truck.

Speaker A:

Looks like a:

Speaker A:

They didn't do a good close up on it.

Speaker B:

It was a good truck.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

I also noted awesome truck.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So we see Tyler playing with some wind up toy by the dollhouse.

Speaker A:

And then the swings, because now there's a playground on the side of it, which I hadn't noticed previously.

Speaker A:

Start to swing back and forth on their own.

Speaker A:

Mom's outside, the wind picks up.

Speaker A:

She's of course the swings outside starts swinging fucking two.

Speaker A:

And she gets all suspicious so she goes to check him out.

Speaker A:

Weird choice.

Speaker A:

Like I see that happen.

Speaker A:

I'm like you, I'm out.

Speaker A:

But she goes to investigate.

Speaker A:

And then the seesaw starts moving.

Speaker A:

And you see it happen in the dollhouse too.

Speaker A:

And Tyler's watching upstairs now what's happening with little playground.

Speaker A:

And then the spinny thing which I don't remember what it's called, but it's like a death trap.

Speaker A:

And it was really fun.

Speaker A:

On playgrounds.

Speaker A:

It's like a carousel, but that's not really what you called it.

Speaker A:

No.

Speaker B:

What the fuck?

Speaker B:

We're gonna have to.

Speaker B:

I don't know.

Speaker B:

It's.

Speaker B:

I don't know, the weird thing that goes around, the metal thing that you.

Speaker A:

Ran really fast and pushed around and made people throw up on.

Speaker A:

And then you'd jump on it and almost fall off and die.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

And then you just impale yourself in the metal things.

Speaker B:

Playgrounds are awesome.

Speaker B:

Yep.

Speaker A:

So much fun.

Speaker A:

That was, like, the best thing on the playground.

Speaker A:

Anyways, so she's checking all this shit out, moving on its own.

Speaker A:

Like, kind of like what?

Speaker A:

Susan's like, what the fuck?

Speaker A:

And then her car starts and, you know, shit's about to get real.

Speaker A:

Then.

Speaker A:

So because no one's in the car, I'm like, it's gonna ram her into the playground, of course.

Speaker A:

So right in the nick of time, Sam.

Speaker A:

Tackles are out of the way.

Speaker B:

So lucky.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

They go back into the hotel and Susan eats whiskey.

Speaker B:

And I'm like, yes, girl, you do.

Speaker B:

She just goes, whiskey, I appreciate you.

Speaker B:

Yep.

Speaker B:

Here for that.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So she says she wants to know what's going on, but we all know she doesn't actually want to know what's going on.

Speaker A:

She just thinks she wants to know what's going on on.

Speaker A:

So they try to tell her, and she calls them insane.

Speaker A:

But basically Dean's come and says, basically, it's a hoodoo curse of some kind.

Speaker A:

And they start to talk, finally get her to talk about Rose and find out that Rose had a stroke a month ago.

Speaker A:

And they've pieced together now that Rose was actually warding off the spirit using hoodoo.

Speaker A:

So Susan, like, doesn't believe any of this shit.

Speaker A:

He thinks it's cuckoo.

Speaker A:

Sam's like, no, we're in danger.

Speaker A:

We need to figure this out.

Speaker A:

And then he mentions her.

Speaker A:

Susan's daughters, plural.

Speaker A:

And this is where they figure out that there's only one because she.

Speaker A:

And the other one must be her imaginary friend or a ghost.

Speaker B:

Creepy.

Speaker B:

Magic or ghost.

Speaker A:

Oh, so creepy.

Speaker A:

So, you see, we cut to Rose up in the attic and Maggie, the imaginary friend, ghost child, wherever the she is at this point, is, like, just talking to her and saying that Tyler's gonna stay here with me and you can't stop it.

Speaker A:

She's gonna play with Tyler.

Speaker A:

Tea parties forever and ever and ever.

Speaker A:

It's really creepy.

Speaker B:

Yep.

Speaker B:

Fuck.

Speaker B:

Ghost children.

Speaker B:

You know, we all know we don't like them.

Speaker B:

Yep.

Speaker B:

So we get back and then all the dolls are broken.

Speaker B:

Yay.

Speaker A:

Someone smashed all the dolls.

Speaker A:

We're very happy about this.

Speaker A:

Yep.

Speaker B:

All right, so we do find out that Rose had a sister named Margaret.

Speaker B:

It.

Speaker B:

And that she drowned in the pool.

Speaker B:

So we're gonna go to the pool and.

Speaker B:

Fuck, yeah, they're gonna go to this.

Speaker A:

Pool and they do a close up.

Speaker A:

They do a close up first of this creepy fucking doll that looks like Maggie.

Speaker A:

There's a one specific doll that's not completely smashed that looks like this Maggie girl watching them.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

And so I don't know.

Speaker B:

I mean, granted, there was a time where it was traditional to make dolls that look like your little girls.

Speaker B:

But don't do that.

Speaker B:

That weird.

Speaker B:

Don't do that.

Speaker B:

It's gross.

Speaker B:

Like.

Speaker A:

But you're right.

Speaker A:

We do cut to this badass pool.

Speaker A:

Bad ass pool.

Speaker B:

I want to stay at this hotel.

Speaker A:

I got to call it.

Speaker A:

I wrote down the Nauttorium because I feel like that type of pool in the indoors should be called a natatorium.

Speaker B:

Did you just make that word up?

Speaker B:

No, it's a word.

Speaker B:

I like it.

Speaker B:

All right.

Speaker B:

Naut doesn't sound like a naughty torium.

Speaker B:

I like that a bit.

Speaker B:

But yeah, there's a nautatorium.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

No, this place is fucking awesome.

Speaker B:

And I want.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

I don't know.

Speaker B:

I have no words.

Speaker B:

It's just so, like, this is the hgtv, like, thing of joy.

Speaker A:

It's got a second level balcony.

Speaker A:

It's a huge.

Speaker A:

Got tile work everywhere.

Speaker A:

It even has, like, fancy, like, tile, like, spelling out things.

Speaker A:

It's fucking sick all around.

Speaker A:

Anyways, but what's not cool about it at all is Tyler's hanging from the balcony, like, about to jump, which is not good.

Speaker A:

Tyler's not excited about it.

Speaker A:

She says she can't swim.

Speaker A:

And Maggie is trying to talk her into staying forever because I can't leave.

Speaker A:

So creepy and listen to creepy ghost children.

Speaker B:

If they tell you to do things, just say, no.

Speaker B:

No, ma', am.

Speaker B:

I. I will not listen to you.

Speaker B:

Creepy ghost child.

Speaker A:

And this part was really freaky, honestly.

Speaker A:

Right as Sam and Dean and Susan get there and they're trying to break in through the most, like, sturdy glass I've ever seen in my fucking life.

Speaker A:

Like, they are, like, really trying to break into this door.

Speaker A:

This glass will not break.

Speaker B:

I think that was supposed to be an illusion to the haunting itself.

Speaker B:

Like, that she was making it hard to get in.

Speaker B:

I don't know.

Speaker B:

But Sam's like, I can use this urn.

Speaker B:

With.

Speaker B:

Urn.

Speaker B:

With the.

Speaker B:

With the Quinn on it.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

But even before that, all of a sudden, Maggie, that shoves Tyler, like, pulls her arm off the railing and drops her into the pool.

Speaker A:

Now there's this cover on the pool, this clear cover on the pool.

Speaker A:

And that part, like, eeks me out.

Speaker A:

I'm a very, very strong swimmer, like, very confident in water.

Speaker B:

She's a crazy.

Speaker B:

Like, we were swimming in Belize and all the people, like, none of us could swim.

Speaker B:

And Diana, who's, like, the smoker.

Speaker B:

Look at my lungs.

Speaker B:

My lungs are so great.

Speaker B:

I didn't dive to the bottom of this ocean and grab this conch.

Speaker B:

And we're all like.

Speaker B:

And she's like, I'm a little mermaid.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Yeah, but that.

Speaker A:

But dropping into, like, that pool cover, freaky because that's, like, wrapped around you.

Speaker A:

You don't have.

Speaker A:

You can't get out of something like that.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

And then she, like, gets.

Speaker A:

Then it goes in and you sink in it, and then water gets in.

Speaker A:

And so then you're like.

Speaker A:

It's like being, like, wrapped in a garbage bag and dropped in the water.

Speaker B:

I'm like, yeah, this is a phobia.

Speaker B:

This is definitely a phobia.

Speaker A:

I was not into it at all.

Speaker A:

I was very.

Speaker A:

That was.

Speaker A:

This was super upsetting.

Speaker A:

Like, oh, we, like.

Speaker A:

We talk on the dolls and, like, joking and, like, kind of joking.

Speaker A:

Dolls are creepy.

Speaker A:

Yes.

Speaker A:

But, like, not into it, but different.

Speaker A:

This was like, oh, that's, like, scary, scary.

Speaker A:

So I'm like, sam cannot break the glass door.

Speaker A:

That's what I wrote down.

Speaker B:

Well, also on this point, too, like, what's the point of putting plaque?

Speaker B:

And I know I've seen this in other things.

Speaker B:

Like, what's the point of putting plastic over a pool?

Speaker B:

Just drain it.

Speaker B:

Like, I don't get it.

Speaker A:

Well, a lot of.

Speaker A:

So I wouldn't.

Speaker A:

I don't understand.

Speaker A:

For an indoor pool, especially because it's not obvious.

Speaker A:

It's obviously not a safety feature.

Speaker A:

People do different.

Speaker A:

Like, we don't.

Speaker A:

We have a pool.

Speaker A:

We never.

Speaker A:

We don't do either.

Speaker A:

We don't drain it and we don't.

Speaker A:

We just maintain it year round.

Speaker A:

We find it easier that way.

Speaker A:

Everybody has their own mentality on it.

Speaker A:

The reason you really put a cover on typically is either for keeping crap out of it or for.

Speaker A:

If you want to, like, stay warm and stuff like that.

Speaker A:

Sometimes you use different type of covers for that.

Speaker A:

But there's not.

Speaker A:

I don't know.

Speaker A:

I don't Know why you would have a clear plastic pool cover on an indoor pool?

Speaker A:

I just don't.

Speaker B:

It seems like an excuse to make somebody drown.

Speaker B:

Like, this just seems like a terrible safety hazard.

Speaker B:

Anyways, so.

Speaker A:

But then we cut to.

Speaker A:

Little Miss Tyler kicks her head above water for a second, but guess what happens?

Speaker A:

Fucking Maggie shoves her head underwater again.

Speaker A:

So that's not terrifying at all.

Speaker A:

So.

Speaker B:

Especially if you've never had, like, an older sibling that like to do that to you.

Speaker B:

This is also why I stopped swimming for a very long time and why I do have a bit of water phobia sometimes because I have an older brother who thought that was hilarious.

Speaker B:

Like, let's pretend to make my little sister drown.

Speaker B:

It's so funny.

Speaker B:

Hilarious, but okay.

Speaker A:

So, yeah, this bitch is like, yeah, go ahead, somebody.

Speaker A:

So finally we.

Speaker A:

There's something.

Speaker A:

You kind of hear this, like, eerie voice calling Margaret.

Speaker A:

Right when Sam's able to break the glass and jump in the pool, he's carrying Tyler out at the water in his arms.

Speaker A:

And it's all very, very slow mo, right?

Speaker A:

Dean and Susan gets the pool edge.

Speaker A:

And I'm like, oh, fuck.

Speaker A:

I was like, this is going slow, mo.

Speaker A:

And the music's really sad.

Speaker A:

Like, if they kill this little girl, I'm gonna be fucking pissed.

Speaker A:

I get the show just saying, they didn't.

Speaker B:

No, she not dead.

Speaker B:

But also, nobody attempted cpr.

Speaker B:

Like, no, this is a time, like, where it's appropriate.

Speaker B:

Like, you've got water in your lungs.

Speaker A:

And they're all just like, oh, she's not moving.

Speaker A:

I'm like, y' all like, push.

Speaker A:

Push on her diaphragm.

Speaker A:

Turn her head to the side.

Speaker A:

Like any basic thing.

Speaker A:

But they did not any basic first thing.

Speaker B:

Like, so you go through all this ghost hunting thing and you don't learn basic first aid.

Speaker B:

Like, come on.

Speaker B:

And like, Susan, you can kill a.

Speaker A:

Demon, but you can't do cpr.

Speaker B:

Susan, you're a mom.

Speaker B:

Like, and you have a pool.

Speaker B:

You didn't learn cpr.

Speaker B:

You run a second mom right now.

Speaker B:

Yeah, fuck you, Susan.

Speaker A:

Oh, so annoying.

Speaker A:

Anyway, so Dean asks when.

Speaker A:

And then Maggie recovers very quick.

Speaker A:

Or.

Speaker A:

I'm sorry, Susan, I can't even say the right kid's name.

Speaker A:

Tyler recovers quickly and Dean asks her if Maggie's around.

Speaker A:

And she's like, no, she's gone.

Speaker A:

So where has she gone to?

Speaker A:

Oh, we cut to Rose again and Maggie.

Speaker A:

Where apparently Rose was somehow calling Maggie through the house using some of her powers.

Speaker A:

She remembered.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

And basically, even though Rose can't talk Through Maggie's talking, conversing with her, we pieced together that Rose has offered to.

Speaker A:

To her life to stay behind so the others could leave.

Speaker A:

And there's just really weird.

Speaker A:

We're like, I thought you didn't love me.

Speaker A:

Like, Maggie was saying weird shit it.

Speaker A:

And she does, like, a creepy, like, caress of Rose's face.

Speaker A:

Oh, little sister.

Speaker A:

And so.

Speaker A:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker B:

So anyways, yeah, we get that.

Speaker B:

So.

Speaker A:

Rose dead.

Speaker B:

Rose dead.

Speaker B:

She gets taken away.

Speaker B:

So I guess we have the scene where they, you know, they all come in and then, you know, they're.

Speaker B:

Everything's okay.

Speaker B:

And then Susan goes up.

Speaker B:

Well, you just gotta get grandma.

Speaker B:

And then.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Screaming, she did.

Speaker B:

She gets taken away in a coroner's van.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

And then we get back, the coroner.

Speaker B:

Says, lets me down.

Speaker B:

At this point, they're just like, oh, we're going back.

Speaker A:

Let's make our daily trip over there now.

Speaker A:

And so Tyler insists that Maggie isn't around anymore.

Speaker A:

And then Susan has a weird moment where she gives Sam, like, a really, really big hug.

Speaker A:

But I'm very confused why they're getting, like, this novelty vintage taxi cab.

Speaker B:

Well, I was just like.

Speaker B:

My thought was that the car was too possessed for her to get in.

Speaker B:

She's like, I'm not.

Speaker B:

Because I'd be like, nah, I'm not getting the car anymore.

Speaker B:

It drove by itself.

Speaker A:

I'm like, most taxis are like a fucking, like, Ford Taurus, not like a 57 Bel Air.

Speaker A:

Not saying that's what this was.

Speaker A:

I didn't look it up.

Speaker A:

But, like, it was just very bizarre to me.

Speaker B:

I'm like, well, it's a very small pier.

Speaker B:

Wherever the fuck this n was.

Speaker B:

It's a very small town.

Speaker B:

I don't know.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I just cracked me up.

Speaker A:

I'm like, huh?

Speaker A:

Vintage, novelty vintage taxi cab.

Speaker B:

Cool.

Speaker A:

All right.

Speaker A:

But even if we try and take.

Speaker B:

The vintage taxi service in the hill country, we always end up with like a minivan.

Speaker B:

So.

Speaker A:

Yeah, because they're trying to be cute with vintage being the wine vintage, not the car vintage.

Speaker A:

But yeah.

Speaker A:

Oh, yeah, I figured that out after the fact.

Speaker A:

Sorry.

Speaker A:

There you go.

Speaker B:

It took me.

Speaker B:

Thank you.

Speaker B:

Today I learned.

Speaker A:

Today I learned I was just days old.

Speaker B:

I've learned about that.

Speaker B:

Fun.

Speaker A:

So Dean points out to Sam that he had saved.

Speaker A:

He saved, you know, Susan and.

Speaker A:

And Tyler, obviously, and hopes that Dean's really just hoping that Sam was too drunk to remember their weird talk, but he wasn't.

Speaker A:

So he really insists that he.

Speaker A:

He meant what he said about Dean having to take him out if he needs to.

Speaker B:

Wasn't that drunk?

Speaker B:

Yeah, you were, Sam.

Speaker B:

You would not remember that.

Speaker A:

But okay.

Speaker A:

And then we end up with an.

Speaker A:

A creepy scene about.

Speaker A:

I think it's weird.

Speaker A:

They're moving out and apparently they have all their shit, but they left behind, like, all the family photos.

Speaker B:

Yeah, all the photos are still there.

Speaker B:

Like, this hotel has not been packed at all.

Speaker B:

Like, they, like, Susan took her underwear, and that was.

Speaker A:

She got her toiletry bag and, like, her panties.

Speaker A:

That's it.

Speaker A:

There's nothing else that they've packed.

Speaker A:

And so it's.

Speaker A:

There's a zoom in on that photo again of Rose with the nanny.

Speaker A:

And then you see ghost sisters playing, like, jump ropes, trying to buy creepy dolls.

Speaker B:

Yep.

Speaker B:

So now there's two creepy ghost children with their dolls, and somehow the dolls are all repaired.

Speaker B:

And so burn that place to the fucking ground.

Speaker B:

Whoever is going to, like, go and redo this.

Speaker B:

Yeah, yeah, you just salt there.

Speaker B:

Burn it.

Speaker B:

Salt the earth.

Speaker A:

Well, hopefully they're still.

Speaker A:

Maybe they're still going to demolish it.

Speaker A:

Who knows?

Speaker B:

But leave the pool house, because the pool house is really awesome.

Speaker B:

And maybe the bar.

Speaker B:

You get the pool house in the bar.

Speaker B:

You can burn the wedding dress in the wall, because we don't need the HGTV Renault for that.

Speaker B:

But, you know, it's creepy.

Speaker B:

See, and this could combine my favorite concept of HGTV mixed with paranormal shows.

Speaker B:

So they have to go in, they have to clear the ghost out, and then redo the hotel to become so tall.

Speaker B:

Rescue.

Speaker B:

And so now we get in there and we just have, like, the most amazing, like, TV show ever.

Speaker A:

There you go.

Speaker B:

Patent.

Speaker B:

You can't do that without paying me, saying right now that was my idea,.

Speaker A:

Beating down our door in the near future.

Speaker B:

They damn well better be Discovery plus, if you do this without my consent, like, right now, now I'm telling you, I copyrighted that.

Speaker A:

On record.

Speaker B:

Trademark.

Speaker B:

Done.

Speaker A:

On record.

Speaker B:

So that was a creepy doll episode.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Creepy, creepy dolls.

Speaker A:

God damn it.

Speaker A:

I hope the next one doesn't have creepy dolls in it.

Speaker B:

I don't know.

Speaker B:

Maybe there's like, every episode now from now on, it's only creepy dolls.

Speaker B:

That is entire 15 years is supernatural and creepy dolls, that's all they do every.

Speaker B:

Every episode from now on.

Speaker B:

They just go, like, through.

Speaker B:

Through Etsy, and they just keep buying, like, different dolls and they just keep haunting different houses.

Speaker A:

Well, I mean, I realized the odds were low of that being the case for the next episode, too, but I just had to say it anyways, just.

Speaker B:

In case, like, maybe One of those dolls.

Speaker B:

Hidden.

Speaker B:

Hidden baby.

Speaker B:

And it's just like they're like riding like.

Speaker B:

That should have been like the parting shot, which is a doll hanging out to the truck as it's driving off.

Speaker B:

Just like you were free.

Speaker A:

Oh, my God.

Speaker B:

That doll spirit.

Speaker B:

It's not bringing you light and joy.

Speaker A:

No, it is not.

Speaker A:

I do like it's Good Vibrations.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

As much as I like hate creepy dolls, I do love the idea of like a creepy doll with a knife running around places.

Speaker B:

I don't know why that brings me.

Speaker A:

Joy, but I did miss one of my other casting notes that I just want to point out really briefly.

Speaker A:

I'm sorry.

Speaker A:

Was that Rose was played by Brenda McDonald, who was also an elf, which I'm amused by, and was also in.

Speaker B:

Sabrina the original or the redo.

Speaker A:

Redo.

Speaker B:

She was in Chilling Adventures.

Speaker B:

Who was she in Chilling Adventures?

Speaker B:

Does.

Speaker A:

I can't remember my hand.

Speaker A:

Does Melda.

Speaker B:

Oh, she was.

Speaker B:

She also played a crown in that.

Speaker B:

Just shocking.

Speaker B:

But no, she was really good.

Speaker A:

She's also a reoccurring character.

Speaker A:

Mrs. Mrs. Leach on X Files.

Speaker B:

Yeah, X Files is further back in my mind.

Speaker A:

No, I don't.

Speaker A:

It's like, unless I is a super prominent character, I'm not gonna remember it offhand, but I thought that was interesting.

Speaker A:

Sorry.

Speaker A:

So we had two.

Speaker A:

Like we had.

Speaker A:

I thought those were some good ones, though.

Speaker A:

We got two people from Elf.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

And we got my Lively.

Speaker B:

My Lily.

Speaker A:

I know.

Speaker A:

Salvatore.

Speaker B:

The worst mom in history.

Speaker B:

Well, I'm sure there's worse, but she's pretty bad.

Speaker B:

She was not a good mom.

Speaker B:

She just wasn't.

Speaker B:

All right.

Speaker B:

And the cat's coming in to say hi to everybody.

Speaker A:

All right.

Speaker B:

Get your face out of my wine.

Speaker B:

That wine is not way too expensive for a cat.

Speaker B:

Cat wine.

Speaker B:

Any other parting shots on the episode?

Speaker A:

That's all I got.

Speaker B:

Alrighty then.

Speaker B:

Well, I think after all this time long episode with a cat's tail wrapping around my face, I will say cheers.

Speaker B:

Jerk.

Speaker A:

Cheers.

Speaker B:

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Speaker A:

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Speaker B:

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Speaker B:

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Speaker A:

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Speaker B:

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Speaker B:

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