Steve and Rebecca from House Sivis Echoer Station argue for the werepigeon, and whether you have to be scared of an animal to make a lycanthrope out of it.
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It's time for Alufi's Asks.
Steve - Sivis:"Silas.
Steve - Sivis:. ." Oh, this one's to me today.
Steve - Sivis:"I know you read-"
Rebecca Gray:Hold on.
Rebecca Gray:I call false play.
Rebecca Gray:This is Alufi's Advice Corner, not Silas', "butt-his-head-in" corner.
Steve - Sivis:Well, let's see.
Steve - Sivis:Maybe it asks you something too.
Rebecca Gray:Okay.
Steve - Sivis:I know you read the broadsheets.
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:Thresher Cain, investigative journalist.
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:I've got a story I need published, but the Korranberg Chronicle won't take it and I
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:don't trust the Sharn Inquisitive with it.
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:You and Alufi are my last hope.
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:Now this "gnome mail" thing is new, so I think it's safe
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:to trust it with this much.
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:There's a Warforged 100 feet tall in the morn lands.
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:Now I've been putting the pieces of this one together for months, and believe me,
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:if the wrong people get a chance to spin it, it could make things even harder
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:for the 'Forged than they already are.
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:You two are maybe the only outlet I can trust to handle this story
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:in a way that doesn't start a gold rush or a riot against the 'Forged.
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:And if you're reading an excoriate's prayer off a cloth, live on the airways,
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:you might be crazy enough to do it.
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:I'm leaving town soon, but I think this g-mail thing can reach me
LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:
:before I do, so don't wait - this tip is as hot as it gets.
Steve - Sivis:Also, Alufi, there is such a thing as werepigeon.
Rebecca Gray:Yes, there are.
Rebecca Gray:Let's talk about that.
Rebecca Gray:Well, hold on.
Rebecca Gray:Okay, so first
Rebecca Gray:. . . Lucas: Hello, and welcome to making
Rebecca Gray:game designers show us their favorite monster and we discover how it works,
Rebecca Gray:why it works and what it means.
Rebecca Gray:I'm Lucas Zellers.
Rebecca Gray:This week's episode was originally planned to be a bonus episode,
Rebecca Gray:but it ended up being exactly the kind of conversation I would have
Rebecca Gray:had on a mainline episode anyway.
Rebecca Gray:So let me explain what you heard in the opening narration: the character
Rebecca Gray:voices you just heard belong to Silas d'Sivis, Alufi Haskal d'Sivis, and their
Rebecca Gray:new monster correspondent, Thresher Cain, a character I'm playing on the
Rebecca Gray:House Sivis Echoer Station podcast.
Rebecca Gray:And let me tell you why I'm so over-the-moon, excited
Rebecca Gray:to share this with you.
Rebecca Gray:House Sivis Echoer Station is an unofficial fiction podcast for the
Rebecca Gray:Eberron campaign setting, built around the accidental discovery of broadcast radio.
Rebecca Gray:They're doing something utterly unique to the D&D podcast space by bringing
Rebecca Gray:NPR to D&D, and I think the rest of Making a Monster will tell you why I
Rebecca Gray:just love that whole concept to bits.
Rebecca Gray:Their show is hosted in fiction by the two gnomes Intrepid enough to
Rebecca Gray:capitalize on the magical fluke of so-called "broad casting", and in
Rebecca Gray:reality, by Steve and Rebecca, who have between them a well of creativity,
Rebecca Gray:infectious laughter and great chemistry.
Rebecca Gray:After months of scheduling havoc, we finally connected this week for a
Rebecca Gray:three-hour conversation that still feels a little surreal, because we are genuinely
Rebecca Gray:such a big fan of each other's work.
Rebecca Gray:During that conversation, we talked about their show's running
Rebecca Gray:gag, the "were-pigeon," and the things that my brain shouts at me
Rebecca Gray:instead of just enjoying the joke
Rebecca Gray:I'm here, because I have been relentless in, in hounding these two to get on this
Rebecca Gray:show because I love what they're doing.
Rebecca Gray:I love the experience of listening to the show, being a part of it
Rebecca Gray:on the back end as an audience member, and, uh, and now as a guest.
Rebecca Gray:This is wild.
Rebecca Gray:So, really glad to be here.
Steve - Sivis:Well, we are glad to have you.
Steve - Sivis:Yeah,
Rebecca Gray:it's not hounding.
Rebecca Gray:Cause I'm like the moment I listened to Making a Monster, I was
Rebecca Gray:like, "How can we get this man?"
Rebecca Gray:Speaking about talking about ourselves.
Rebecca Gray:Um, you, you briefly said something, uh, that I am going to have to, uh,
Lucas:yeah.
Rebecca Gray:Um, you said something about having issue with just putting
Rebecca Gray:the word wear in front of any creature.
Steve - Sivis:Yeah, apparently.
Rebecca Gray:Yeah.
Rebecca Gray:And I'm just saying, were-pigeons are valid.
Rebecca Gray:No.
Rebecca Gray:I mean, no, right
Lucas:now
Rebecca Gray:we're
Lucas:okay.
Lucas:Okay.
Lucas:So, all right.
Lucas:So here's the, here's the official PR response.
Lucas:There is a home in this game for everything and it's
Lucas:for someone I tend to want.
Lucas:Something more rigorous out of the monsters that I put in my games
Lucas:and maybe want is the wrong word.
Lucas:Like I expect that out of them, if there's, if there's a dragon in
Lucas:my campaign, then I want it to say something about greed or power.
Lucas:If there's a gnothic in my campaign, I want it to say something about
Lucas:secrets and the way that we treat them.
Lucas:So for me, I I'm very much a purist when it comes to lycanthropes,
Lucas:cause I think it's, it's.
Lucas:They meant something, uh, and that meaning was a lot more impactful at the time that
Lucas:the, that, that legend was originated.
Lucas:That being said, that's what I like and I expect, and I
Lucas:want, and how I play my game.
Lucas:The beautiful thing about this is, and the reason I have a podcast is, that
Lucas:all of these monsters mean different things to different people, and they
Lucas:can give you something satisfying and meaningful and helpful, even if
Lucas:they're not true to the original source material of the monster, whatever
Lucas:that happens to be if it even exists.
Lucas:So, uh, yeah, sure.
Lucas:We're a pigeon.
Lucas:Why not?
Steve - Sivis:Uh, why not?
Steve - Sivis:I will tell you why not.
Lucas:No,
Steve - Sivis:absolutely not.
Steve - Sivis:I'm willing to deal with so much stuff.
Steve - Sivis:Uh,
Lucas:but you know, On a, on a, th they're just, they're
Lucas:just sky rats is what they are.
Rebecca Gray:Exactly.
Rebecca Gray:They're just like little more sentient skyrockets.
Steve - Sivis:At one point in time was looking for an
Steve - Sivis:artist to do ancient medieval
Lucas:drawings
Steve - Sivis:of where pigeons
Rebecca Gray:have specifically pigeons with like beefy,
Steve - Sivis:beefy arms.
Steve - Sivis:Like the Knights is fighting snails
Lucas:like that.
Lucas:It's ridiculous.
Steve - Sivis:Yeah.
Lucas:Okay.
Lucas:So this is why, what you've done works.
Lucas:And B no, this is true.
Lucas:This is why, what you've done works.
Lucas:It's the exact, it's the exact tension that I have, because what I want is
Lucas:a, is a, is aware creature that like has teeth and, and, and will scare me
Lucas:and will make me ask questions about who is man and who is monster here?
Lucas:Like, that's what I want.
Lucas:And that's what it carries with it.
Lucas:So for you to come in and say, what if it were this stupid looking bird that
Lucas:lives everywhere and poops out everything?
Lucas:What if it were that?
Lucas:Um,
Rebecca Gray:who's the monster now?
Lucas:It's not funny if, if we didn't have the werewolf first, like if I were
Lucas:coming into this going, no, make me like a thing with teeth, that's scary.
Lucas:You're like, what if it's this stupid looking, whatever.
Lucas:That works.
Rebecca Gray:Yeah.
Rebecca Gray:Yeah.
Lucas:I got to do the definitive, making a monster take on like
Lucas:cancer P why'd you make me do that.
Rebecca Gray:I would be happy to guest on that and just make the case, um, that, so,
Rebecca Gray:so this is, this is a legit conversation we've had in the ever on discord because
Rebecca Gray:where pigeons are extremely divisive, which is something I love creating is
Rebecca Gray:things that just are extremely divisive.
Rebecca Gray:Um, because a lot of people say that likened throats, um, should,
Rebecca Gray:or can only be, um, of creatures that, um, Historically humans have
Rebecca Gray:had fears of, so tigers, werewolves, rats, Ravens fours, stuff like that.
Rebecca Gray:Um, but then here I am coming in.
Rebecca Gray:Uh, well, um, a lot of people are afraid of seagulls because they are monstrous,
Lucas:seagulls.
Rebecca Gray:They are genuinely terrifying.
Steve - Sivis:Hmm.
Steve - Sivis:Or the, uh, there was the argument that they can only be mammalian,
Steve - Sivis:uh, that they cannot be avian.
Steve - Sivis:And that got into a lot of questions about like, uh, , uh,
Lucas:Porpoise the were-platypus, if you will.
Steve - Sivis:Oh my God, the were-platypus, what a nightmare.
Steve - Sivis:So they already look ridiculous.
Lucas:It's already a were-creature, just
Rebecca Gray:okay.
Rebecca Gray:But the, the, the Barb in their armpit, like that's the most
Rebecca Gray:deadly, that's the most deadly.
Steve - Sivis:Yeah.
Lucas:Those things are beasts.
Lucas:That's crazy.
Lucas:It's
Steve - Sivis:A were-bear, but it's a koala.
Lucas:Well, gosh.
Lucas:Yeah.
Lucas:Yeah.
Lucas:I mean, we've, I mean, we, we might've done it because like that's a great point.
Lucas:You have to be afraid of the creature.
Lucas:It has to be, uh, it has to be something that counts as an antagonist,
Lucas:as a, as an opposing force, as a monster, as part of the unknown.
Lucas:And if it's not, then it doesn't feel like a monster should, um, But, you
Lucas:know, then there's the other argument that a way where, what if, like, how do
Lucas:we, how do we, how do we classify this?
Lucas:Is, is this idea built out of its constituent parts, a person that
Lucas:turns into some kind of animal or is it built out of the layers of
Lucas:meaning that that person and that monster have associated with them?
Steve - Sivis:And then you get into, okay, well now it's a regional thing.
Steve - Sivis:If it's a regional thing, What about pirates?
Steve - Sivis:The pirates believe in were-sharks?
Steve - Sivis:Is that a, is that the thing they were afraid of?
Steve - Sivis:Just, "Out here on the waves underneath the bright moon, the were-shark comes."
Steve - Sivis:Like just ridiculous stories.
Steve - Sivis:Uh, you know, you have to wonder exactly what it is, where the line is.
Lucas:Yeah.
Lucas:And if you look at a Platypus, I mean, that's a chimera creature.
Lucas:There are loads of monsters that are just made out of bits of other creatures
Lucas:and that's what makes them monstrous.
Lucas:Um, so
Steve - Sivis:I wonder what, what a Platypus qualifies like I'm like,
Steve - Sivis:where's the line on that one too?
Steve - Sivis:Yeah.
Steve - Sivis:W
Rebecca Gray:why can't we have were-manticores?
Lucas:Yep.
Steve - Sivis:And, um, I'm done on that note.
Steve - Sivis:Okay.
Rebecca Gray:We're breakin' Steve.
Steve - Sivis:A were-mera?
Steve - Sivis:Oh my God.
Steve - Sivis:Like a werewolf chimera?
Rebecca Gray:Um, if you, if you do decide to, uh, To do a deep dive into
Rebecca Gray:werewolves, uh, or lycanthropy or, or shape- animal shape-changers in general.
Rebecca Gray:Um, there is a tabletop RPG called Turn um, by Brie Sheldon, um, it, uh, It delves
Rebecca Gray:into, um, kind of like the dual life of someone who is both an animal and a
Rebecca Gray:person and having to, um, like, uh, move around in both of those social structures,
Steve - Sivis:Deal with that plurality.
Lucas:To manage the beast within,
Rebecca Gray:exactly.
Lucas:To borrow from Eberron.
Lucas:I, you might be surprised to hear this, Rebecca.
Lucas:I think we might've just, am I going to get a copy of this audio?
Lucas:Oh, absolutely.
Lucas:Yeah, I think we, I think we maybe just did the episode, I think
Lucas:House Sivis Echoer Station releases today with an episode about the Mournlands,
Lucas:featuring Thresher Cain who recently returned from hunting down a Warforged
Lucas:Colossus near the Glowing Chasm.
Lucas:And if you want, you can double back and listen to episode three of Making
Lucas:a Monster to find out what that is and why it's so captured my imagination,
Lucas:but you don't have to listen to any more of my show to enjoy this well-edited
Lucas:30 minute fiction podcast for Keith Baker's Eberron setting, so don't
Lucas:wait - follow the link in the show notes and tell them Thresher Cain sent you.