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13: Werepigeon - House Sivis Echoer Station
Episode 1314th December 2020 • Making a Monster • Lucas Zellers
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Steve and Rebecca from House Sivis Echoer Station argue for the werepigeon, and whether you have to be scared of an animal to make a lycanthrope out of it.

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House Sivis Echoer Station is a scripted fiction podcast taking place in Keith Baker's Eberron setting, where two intrepid gnomes capitalize on the happy magical accident of "broad casting". https://www.sivisechoerstation.com/echoes/cyre-once-again

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https://scintilla.studio/monster-09-music-elemental-itsadndmonsternow/

https://scintilla.studio/monster-03-warforged-colossus-steve-fidler/


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Steve - Sivis:

It's time for Alufi's Asks.

Steve - Sivis:

"Silas.

Steve - Sivis:

. ." Oh, this one's to me today.

Steve - Sivis:

"I know you read-"

Rebecca Gray:

Hold on.

Rebecca Gray:

I call false play.

Rebecca Gray:

This is Alufi's Advice Corner, not Silas', "butt-his-head-in" corner.

Steve - Sivis:

Well, let's see.

Steve - Sivis:

Maybe it asks you something too.

Rebecca Gray:

Okay.

Steve - Sivis:

I know you read the broadsheets.

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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Thresher Cain, investigative journalist.

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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I've got a story I need published, but the Korranberg Chronicle won't take it and I

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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don't trust the Sharn Inquisitive with it.

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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You and Alufi are my last hope.

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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Now this "gnome mail" thing is new, so I think it's safe

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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to trust it with this much.

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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There's a Warforged 100 feet tall in the morn lands.

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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Now I've been putting the pieces of this one together for months, and believe me,

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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if the wrong people get a chance to spin it, it could make things even harder

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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for the 'Forged than they already are.

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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You two are maybe the only outlet I can trust to handle this story

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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in a way that doesn't start a gold rush or a riot against the 'Forged.

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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And if you're reading an excoriate's prayer off a cloth, live on the airways,

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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you might be crazy enough to do it.

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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I'm leaving town soon, but I think this g-mail thing can reach me

LucasMaybe you've seen my byline:

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before I do, so don't wait - this tip is as hot as it gets.

Steve - Sivis:

Also, Alufi, there is such a thing as werepigeon.

Rebecca Gray:

Yes, there are.

Rebecca Gray:

Let's talk about that.

Rebecca Gray:

Well, hold on.

Rebecca Gray:

Okay, so first

Rebecca Gray:

. . . Lucas: Hello, and welcome to making

Rebecca Gray:

game designers show us their favorite monster and we discover how it works,

Rebecca Gray:

why it works and what it means.

Rebecca Gray:

I'm Lucas Zellers.

Rebecca Gray:

This week's episode was originally planned to be a bonus episode,

Rebecca Gray:

but it ended up being exactly the kind of conversation I would have

Rebecca Gray:

had on a mainline episode anyway.

Rebecca Gray:

So let me explain what you heard in the opening narration: the character

Rebecca Gray:

voices you just heard belong to Silas d'Sivis, Alufi Haskal d'Sivis, and their

Rebecca Gray:

new monster correspondent, Thresher Cain, a character I'm playing on the

Rebecca Gray:

House Sivis Echoer Station podcast.

Rebecca Gray:

And let me tell you why I'm so over-the-moon, excited

Rebecca Gray:

to share this with you.

Rebecca Gray:

House Sivis Echoer Station is an unofficial fiction podcast for the

Rebecca Gray:

Eberron campaign setting, built around the accidental discovery of broadcast radio.

Rebecca Gray:

They're doing something utterly unique to the D&D podcast space by bringing

Rebecca Gray:

NPR to D&D, and I think the rest of Making a Monster will tell you why I

Rebecca Gray:

just love that whole concept to bits.

Rebecca Gray:

Their show is hosted in fiction by the two gnomes Intrepid enough to

Rebecca Gray:

capitalize on the magical fluke of so-called "broad casting", and in

Rebecca Gray:

reality, by Steve and Rebecca, who have between them a well of creativity,

Rebecca Gray:

infectious laughter and great chemistry.

Rebecca Gray:

After months of scheduling havoc, we finally connected this week for a

Rebecca Gray:

three-hour conversation that still feels a little surreal, because we are genuinely

Rebecca Gray:

such a big fan of each other's work.

Rebecca Gray:

During that conversation, we talked about their show's running

Rebecca Gray:

gag, the "were-pigeon," and the things that my brain shouts at me

Rebecca Gray:

instead of just enjoying the joke

Rebecca Gray:

I'm here, because I have been relentless in, in hounding these two to get on this

Rebecca Gray:

show because I love what they're doing.

Rebecca Gray:

I love the experience of listening to the show, being a part of it

Rebecca Gray:

on the back end as an audience member, and, uh, and now as a guest.

Rebecca Gray:

This is wild.

Rebecca Gray:

So, really glad to be here.

Steve - Sivis:

Well, we are glad to have you.

Steve - Sivis:

Yeah,

Rebecca Gray:

it's not hounding.

Rebecca Gray:

Cause I'm like the moment I listened to Making a Monster, I was

Rebecca Gray:

like, "How can we get this man?"

Rebecca Gray:

Speaking about talking about ourselves.

Rebecca Gray:

Um, you, you briefly said something, uh, that I am going to have to, uh,

Lucas:

yeah.

Rebecca Gray:

Um, you said something about having issue with just putting

Rebecca Gray:

the word wear in front of any creature.

Steve - Sivis:

Yeah, apparently.

Rebecca Gray:

Yeah.

Rebecca Gray:

And I'm just saying, were-pigeons are valid.

Rebecca Gray:

No.

Rebecca Gray:

I mean, no, right

Lucas:

now

Rebecca Gray:

we're

Lucas:

okay.

Lucas:

Okay.

Lucas:

So, all right.

Lucas:

So here's the, here's the official PR response.

Lucas:

There is a home in this game for everything and it's

Lucas:

for someone I tend to want.

Lucas:

Something more rigorous out of the monsters that I put in my games

Lucas:

and maybe want is the wrong word.

Lucas:

Like I expect that out of them, if there's, if there's a dragon in

Lucas:

my campaign, then I want it to say something about greed or power.

Lucas:

If there's a gnothic in my campaign, I want it to say something about

Lucas:

secrets and the way that we treat them.

Lucas:

So for me, I I'm very much a purist when it comes to lycanthropes,

Lucas:

cause I think it's, it's.

Lucas:

They meant something, uh, and that meaning was a lot more impactful at the time that

Lucas:

the, that, that legend was originated.

Lucas:

That being said, that's what I like and I expect, and I

Lucas:

want, and how I play my game.

Lucas:

The beautiful thing about this is, and the reason I have a podcast is, that

Lucas:

all of these monsters mean different things to different people, and they

Lucas:

can give you something satisfying and meaningful and helpful, even if

Lucas:

they're not true to the original source material of the monster, whatever

Lucas:

that happens to be if it even exists.

Lucas:

So, uh, yeah, sure.

Lucas:

We're a pigeon.

Lucas:

Why not?

Steve - Sivis:

Uh, why not?

Steve - Sivis:

I will tell you why not.

Lucas:

No,

Steve - Sivis:

absolutely not.

Steve - Sivis:

I'm willing to deal with so much stuff.

Steve - Sivis:

Uh,

Lucas:

but you know, On a, on a, th they're just, they're

Lucas:

just sky rats is what they are.

Rebecca Gray:

Exactly.

Rebecca Gray:

They're just like little more sentient skyrockets.

Steve - Sivis:

At one point in time was looking for an

Steve - Sivis:

artist to do ancient medieval

Lucas:

drawings

Steve - Sivis:

of where pigeons

Rebecca Gray:

have specifically pigeons with like beefy,

Steve - Sivis:

beefy arms.

Steve - Sivis:

Like the Knights is fighting snails

Lucas:

like that.

Lucas:

It's ridiculous.

Steve - Sivis:

Yeah.

Lucas:

Okay.

Lucas:

So this is why, what you've done works.

Lucas:

And B no, this is true.

Lucas:

This is why, what you've done works.

Lucas:

It's the exact, it's the exact tension that I have, because what I want is

Lucas:

a, is a, is aware creature that like has teeth and, and, and will scare me

Lucas:

and will make me ask questions about who is man and who is monster here?

Lucas:

Like, that's what I want.

Lucas:

And that's what it carries with it.

Lucas:

So for you to come in and say, what if it were this stupid looking bird that

Lucas:

lives everywhere and poops out everything?

Lucas:

What if it were that?

Lucas:

Um,

Rebecca Gray:

who's the monster now?

Lucas:

It's not funny if, if we didn't have the werewolf first, like if I were

Lucas:

coming into this going, no, make me like a thing with teeth, that's scary.

Lucas:

You're like, what if it's this stupid looking, whatever.

Lucas:

That works.

Rebecca Gray:

Yeah.

Rebecca Gray:

Yeah.

Lucas:

I got to do the definitive, making a monster take on like

Lucas:

cancer P why'd you make me do that.

Rebecca Gray:

I would be happy to guest on that and just make the case, um, that, so,

Rebecca Gray:

so this is, this is a legit conversation we've had in the ever on discord because

Rebecca Gray:

where pigeons are extremely divisive, which is something I love creating is

Rebecca Gray:

things that just are extremely divisive.

Rebecca Gray:

Um, because a lot of people say that likened throats, um, should,

Rebecca Gray:

or can only be, um, of creatures that, um, Historically humans have

Rebecca Gray:

had fears of, so tigers, werewolves, rats, Ravens fours, stuff like that.

Rebecca Gray:

Um, but then here I am coming in.

Rebecca Gray:

Uh, well, um, a lot of people are afraid of seagulls because they are monstrous,

Lucas:

seagulls.

Rebecca Gray:

They are genuinely terrifying.

Steve - Sivis:

Hmm.

Steve - Sivis:

Or the, uh, there was the argument that they can only be mammalian,

Steve - Sivis:

uh, that they cannot be avian.

Steve - Sivis:

And that got into a lot of questions about like, uh, , uh,

Lucas:

Porpoise the were-platypus, if you will.

Steve - Sivis:

Oh my God, the were-platypus, what a nightmare.

Steve - Sivis:

So they already look ridiculous.

Lucas:

It's already a were-creature, just

Rebecca Gray:

okay.

Rebecca Gray:

But the, the, the Barb in their armpit, like that's the most

Rebecca Gray:

deadly, that's the most deadly.

Steve - Sivis:

Yeah.

Lucas:

Those things are beasts.

Lucas:

That's crazy.

Lucas:

It's

Steve - Sivis:

A were-bear, but it's a koala.

Lucas:

Well, gosh.

Lucas:

Yeah.

Lucas:

Yeah.

Lucas:

I mean, we've, I mean, we, we might've done it because like that's a great point.

Lucas:

You have to be afraid of the creature.

Lucas:

It has to be, uh, it has to be something that counts as an antagonist,

Lucas:

as a, as an opposing force, as a monster, as part of the unknown.

Lucas:

And if it's not, then it doesn't feel like a monster should, um, But, you

Lucas:

know, then there's the other argument that a way where, what if, like, how do

Lucas:

we, how do we, how do we classify this?

Lucas:

Is, is this idea built out of its constituent parts, a person that

Lucas:

turns into some kind of animal or is it built out of the layers of

Lucas:

meaning that that person and that monster have associated with them?

Steve - Sivis:

And then you get into, okay, well now it's a regional thing.

Steve - Sivis:

If it's a regional thing, What about pirates?

Steve - Sivis:

The pirates believe in were-sharks?

Steve - Sivis:

Is that a, is that the thing they were afraid of?

Steve - Sivis:

Just, "Out here on the waves underneath the bright moon, the were-shark comes."

Steve - Sivis:

Like just ridiculous stories.

Steve - Sivis:

Uh, you know, you have to wonder exactly what it is, where the line is.

Lucas:

Yeah.

Lucas:

And if you look at a Platypus, I mean, that's a chimera creature.

Lucas:

There are loads of monsters that are just made out of bits of other creatures

Lucas:

and that's what makes them monstrous.

Lucas:

Um, so

Steve - Sivis:

I wonder what, what a Platypus qualifies like I'm like,

Steve - Sivis:

where's the line on that one too?

Steve - Sivis:

Yeah.

Steve - Sivis:

W

Rebecca Gray:

why can't we have were-manticores?

Lucas:

Yep.

Steve - Sivis:

And, um, I'm done on that note.

Steve - Sivis:

Okay.

Rebecca Gray:

We're breakin' Steve.

Steve - Sivis:

A were-mera?

Steve - Sivis:

Oh my God.

Steve - Sivis:

Like a werewolf chimera?

Rebecca Gray:

Um, if you, if you do decide to, uh, To do a deep dive into

Rebecca Gray:

werewolves, uh, or lycanthropy or, or shape- animal shape-changers in general.

Rebecca Gray:

Um, there is a tabletop RPG called Turn um, by Brie Sheldon, um, it, uh, It delves

Rebecca Gray:

into, um, kind of like the dual life of someone who is both an animal and a

Rebecca Gray:

person and having to, um, like, uh, move around in both of those social structures,

Steve - Sivis:

Deal with that plurality.

Lucas:

To manage the beast within,

Rebecca Gray:

exactly.

Lucas:

To borrow from Eberron.

Lucas:

I, you might be surprised to hear this, Rebecca.

Lucas:

I think we might've just, am I going to get a copy of this audio?

Lucas:

Oh, absolutely.

Lucas:

Yeah, I think we, I think we maybe just did the episode, I think

Lucas:

House Sivis Echoer Station releases today with an episode about the Mournlands,

Lucas:

featuring Thresher Cain who recently returned from hunting down a Warforged

Lucas:

Colossus near the Glowing Chasm.

Lucas:

And if you want, you can double back and listen to episode three of Making

Lucas:

a Monster to find out what that is and why it's so captured my imagination,

Lucas:

but you don't have to listen to any more of my show to enjoy this well-edited

Lucas:

30 minute fiction podcast for Keith Baker's Eberron setting, so don't

Lucas:

wait - follow the link in the show notes and tell them Thresher Cain sent you.

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