Description: Ambush callers are committing social war crimes in our text-first society. From reply-all offenders to escalator blockers, these communication terrorists are trampling boundaries faster than your libido dies when that phone unexpectedly rings during intimate moments.

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Why do people ambush call? Because they believe their mundane thoughts deserve immediate audience, like toddlers showing you toilet achievements. Their narcissism transforms your phone into a leash. Meanwhile, texters—the civilized aristocrats of communication—respect that you might be anywhere: therapy, bathroom, or faking your own death to avoid another work happy hour. The digital etiquette gap isn't generational; it's psychological warfare.