The Queens tackle both ends of the Star Spectrum this week with a 5 Star Amazon Review for a Wireless Key Tracker and a 1 Star Amazon Review for Manic Panic Hair Bleach! Trey bit himself, Chelsey wants you to call her back, is masking tape animal abuse and how far down the PS, PPS, PPPS train can one actually go?

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How's your week going?

my week is going, I was a little bit under the weather.

I'm just coming out of that.

So that's an exciting new chapter, hopefully.

How was your week?

You know, I'm having a good week.

I love, February and a Groundhog's day and all of that such, uh, also my dad's birthday is next.

Yes, it was, uh, it was, uh, it was an interesting musical.

Actually.

I actually, David and I enjoyed Groundhog's day the musical, but a

I actually asked my mom a couple of weeks ago, like, what's your favorite movie?

And she said, groundhogs Day.

Well, you can imagine in the musical, there's like a sequence where he like

So that was like a very cool theatrical to see that onstage live over.

And like back to back, it was like a magic show, but my week is good.

My dad's birthday is

the, I love the walking into the puddle part.

Sorry.

I love the puddle part.

I don't know if that's in the musical.

I've never seen the movie.

You've never seen the movie.

Get the hell out of here.

You're getting

no Bill Murray?

Yep.

Bill Murray, Andie MacDowell.

That guy that's in Schitt's Creek.

Rolling.

Shit's

Oh,

rolling.

what's that guy's

his name.

Use my strong.

And do you know what that was?

What wait.

Oh, you, I don't know.

Is that mean a scary movie?

It might be the second.

Yeah.

Scary movie tale when he has like the little, yeah.

Anyway, it's like Groundhog's day here at Review That Review because once again, another

We are going to.

Lodge A Complaint!

All right.

So this week I am going to lodge a complaint against something that I'm currently at this

Okay.

I'm going to lodge a complaint against biting the inside of your mouth

Yup.

It's like, not even the lab, it's like the bottom of the lip.

And so I feel like it's causing me to speak in a funny, different way.

Cause I'm trying to not rub against it.

I'm calling that into attention in case anyone is like, what's going on with trey's lisp today.

But I really want to lodge a complaint against accidentally biting the inside of your mouth.

And it's embarrassing, but it's usually what I'm really enjoying,

no.

Oh God.

Anyway, it's very humiliating.

It's very painful.

Um, and then you have to suffer for a few days after assets recovering.

And it's a constant reminder and people are like, are you, are you talking weird?

And it's like, oh yeah.

Because like, I bit myself, I'm a

then, and then if you like bite it again, like you like reactivate the wound,

Have you ever done that?

Yes, I have.

Course of course I have, I do have a little bit of a Trek that could

I like, I mean, and I'm almost like nervous to say it on the podcast because I'm like,

So that there's none left for me.

But like I swear by a hydrogen peroxide mouthwash, like it is a game changer.

And like, if you just rinse with that for a few days, couple times a day, it will heal

So

going to try that because that is what hydrogen peroxide was originally used as

Cause it's so like chemical-y but all right.

That's a good, I'm going to write that down.

yeah.

Write it down, write it down.

Don't forget.

So that's my complaint.

Moving on

Chelsey.

What do you want to complain about?

I can't remember if I complained about this in a rehearsal

It still sounds.

So I'm going to complain again with the whole idea of repetition hold music.

I can't, I just can't do it.

I want to know who's responsible for this.

And I want to know why we haven't changed it.

I actually appreciate when I call somewhere and they're like, the

Do you want us to call you back in two hours?

I actually liked that because I'm like, yeah, call me back.

Because if you want me to arrive at a customer service person as my

If I'm listening to.

Repeat of some, like, I don't know, Beethoven Sonata, or just like a message.

That's just like, thank you for calling.

Some of them will be with you shortly.

We really appreciate your patience as you hold.

And then when you've heard that same exact message, like a hundred times,

I agree there, the cyclical ness of the recordings, when that becomes transparent.

That is excrutiatingly maddening.

That's some form of hell, which is why the callback, we should just

I wonder who invented that?

That's such a genius.

That should be a, My Royal Highness.

Yeah.

Oh, true.

Oh, always going to exercise that option, you know,

Agreed.

All right.

Well, that was fun.

So should we take all of this and jump into some online reviews?

Chels

Please as you know, we are your trustee Review!

Queens.

We each bring in a review from the internet that we feel needs to be inspected.

we read you the Review!.

We break it down and rate the impact of the review on a scale from one to five crowns.

It is a very Regal process that.

Assess that kvetch

And Chelsey girl, your first today,

I am.

woop, take it away.

RQ.

Review That Review.

All right.

Okay.

So first off the bat, you guys, I just want to say that this is going to be a long one.

So go ahead and buckle into whatever it is that you're sitting on, because Um, this Review!

is an Amazon review for a product with one of the titles that infuriates me.

So let's, let's, uh, get started.

It is Key Finder, Esky 80 D B R F item locator with 131 feet working range wireless

Supercalifragilistic XB.

Oh, yes.

Yes, it is.

It is one of those like, fob things that you put on your keys or whatever it is that

It'll like ding for you or whatever.

Got it.

and that's what it is.

So this Review!

is actually a five star review.

This is written by LisaInSeattle.

It is a five star review verified purchase.

that's the username, Lisa in

Seattle.

is the username.

I feel a lot of Lisas on this show for some reason, Do we?

"Oy Lisa."

Hi, Lisa.

Right.

I, I leased that.

Right.

Okay.

So the title of this Review!

is tortoise adventures.

And then in parentheses, it says with poetry,

What?,

Get ready.

There once was a tortoise, her friends call her Clyde.

She likes to go wandering and then likes to hide.

No.

A remote little corner.

A tortoise-size nook,

maybe under the dresser or nestled with books.

The darker, the better, a good place to snooze,

all quiet and comfy is where she will choose.

It's all well and good till it's time to come home.

You think I could find her, but this time, heck no.

Will she come when called?

She's a tortoise, so no.

Will she make any noise?

She never has.

It's the boys that tend to make noise and then under very special circumstances.

Will she snooze for, well she's snooze for the better part of three or four days or more

Yeah.

So given the above, after a couple of cursory searches, did I then crawl around on my hands

Yes.

Twice?!

Yes.

The second time did I break out my professional grade knee pads?

Because nobody over the age of 12 should be crawling around on hardwood floors.

AKA, I'm too old for this crap.

Yes.

Did I spend a restless night dreaming of turtle, gobbling house coyotes, and turtle size holes

Yet she owes me big for that.

The next morning, did I begin to methodically tear up my house?

Moving every piece of furniture that she could conceivably hide behind looking in

Why?

Yes.

Yes I did.

And thanks for asking.

Did I drag out the vacuum cleaner because OMG, it's astonishing.

How much dust accumulates under there?

No.

Sigh.

Yes.

Halfway through.

Did I enlist the assistance of a highly amused friend?

Yes, highly amused.

And did we find the errand tortoise five minutes later in the very next closet?

Of course we did the same closet that I had looked in three times already, at least three times.

Do I have any clue how she got in there?

Because I don't remember that particular door being open at any point the day before.

Nope.

Still no idea.

Do I absolutely love this product?

Seriously?

At this point, do you have to ask?

Yes.

I highly recommend this product.

Especially for anyone with a small house, roaming, tortoise.

right...

the actual Review!

I like this product because it's small and light enough not to bother the tortoise.

You can replace the battery.

And there are four fobs in case she gets another friend or three.

Her current friend has exactly two hiding places.

And I know them both.

I also liked that.

Base oriented and not app oriented apps can get updated past the phones OS.

Get deprecated or otherwise just go away.

EG the company gets bought and tanked by a competitor.

This thing worked day one and will work after the zombie apocalypse takes out the internets.

kiddies don't use anything permanent to attach no glue or

Your tortoise can definitely feel it, her shells a lot like your fingernail and

I use low adhesive masking tape, then stuck it to my sweatshirt once or twice for good measure.

Worked like a champ.

P P P S.

Her name is P P P P S.

Her name isn't really Clyde, but I'm claiming poetic license.

I am an Amazon reviewer, not the poet Laureate.

Oh man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Trey.

I've never seen you speechless before.

I am so repulsed.

like she took all the words.

You have none.

Talk to me.

First of all,

Yes.

I actually really liked the name Clyde, especially for a female.

I think that's like very cute.

But LisaInSeattle was lying to us the whole time.

What do you think its real name as like Michelle.

Oh, God, there's so many weird things about this.

Review!

that's just like One, but take us in.

Okay.

So first of all, I can't even get over the fact that you would put a GPS tracker on a live animal.

Oh, by the way, there's a photo of the tortoise with the tracker attached to it,

And that's like the first that's the photo before the Pelham at, before the, I don't

there are companies that make dog and cat callers

Right?

Sure.

thing built on the collar that feels more humane than like using masking tape.

Also question for spelling question though, the M P P S.

Yeah.

Is it kitties or kiddies like kids.

K I D D I E S

Dee Dee Dee Dee,

oh, I was so confused.

I was like, why would you put sticky stuff on a cat?

I thought we were talking about a tortoise

No.

Like she was like, at that point she was being, I was like teacher moment, like kids thinking

Don't do this.

Yeah.

you know, Lisa from Seattle,

in Seattle, LisaInSeattle

what I say.

from

Oh, wait, is it I N or just a capital N

I N.

oh, I actually have that written down.

I don't know why I said from a, because I I'm thinking of sleepless in Seattle, but

All right.

I don't think that I need to ever know when I'm reading or review for a key fob GPS tracker,

oh my God.

Try.

Like, that's just like one of the many things we learned in this Review!

that are completely unnecessary.

I mean, literally isolate PS and then Chuck, the rest

That was going to be

kill your darlings.

LisaInSeattle.

Ain't nobody got time for them.

I mean, that really occurred to me.

Like if you have to say quote, P S the actual Review!

you're doing, you're reviewing wrong.

Yeah, you're doing much,

raw.

It's too much.

This is wrong.

it's too much.

It had potential to be funny.

Like when I first read it, I was like, if we would've just done the like rhyme joke and

it might've been like, oh, good for you, LisaInSeattle for trying to be creative.

But because we went on and on.

yeah, no, I agree.

I think like they really lost the humor by going on too long.

Too long what's with the rhetorical questions.

So many also, I love that Lisa talks about the search for, for Clyde, who

Oh, my God.

So cursory.

I know, but like you understand this is a five-star review.

I don't usually bring these in, but when I saw this, I was just like, oh my God, how could I

No, this is a great selection, you know, I will say, I think that so much

And just to turn off because they think they're being more clever than they are.

It's total cringe.

so cringe the whole time and especially cause they kept

And you're like, no, LisaInSeattle.

I don't.

Yeah.

Yeah

But LisaInSeattle does in their first PS at the end, they

I've never considered the value of a base versus an app that could eventually be

I've never considered that.

also like, you know, even the generation above us, it's like, then

This is easy.

That's why it's a shame.

Cause it's like there there's a kernel of truth.

Once we get to the review of it all.

But I think you really lose your audience if you're not providing what the

And also like how far down the PS trained?

We feel like one can go, like, I don't think I've ever written a P P PS.

I feel like if you're there again, edit

Yeah.

It feels like a note you would write, like in school to your

like, yeah.

Like it's very odd how old we think that Lisa is.

That's an interesting question because that, I don't know.

I kind of thought they were probably in their forties, but, but I also don't

well, they do say like I'm too old for this crap,

oh, you're right.

they think of themselves as old.

Yeah, I don't, I don't understand the intention of writing a poem.

I just think this is someone who God has a lot of time on their hands.

Maybe took a funny photo, texted it to their friend, Diane in Phoenix.

And like Diane and Phoenix was like, oh my God, Lisa and Seattle, that's

You should write a review about it.

I feel like Lisa and Seattle tortoise is like their personality trait.

I think they lead with that for.

I don't think LisaInSeattle spends a lot of time looking in the eyes of the person that

The value here, I think comes in the PS, but I'm annoyed that it's in the PS.

I do think that I think LisaInSeattle is being truthful.

Because I appreciate the salient points they make about the base versus the app.

And that they, you know, we're able to actually like find their little one and

I can't even tell it's like, what, who else is buying this for a pet?

Like what you be buying this for your key chain or to put in your

Well, what's interesting about that is like 2,249 people have marked this helpful.

So this is the first Review!

that you come across.

If you go to this page and it's my hypothesis, that this is really just a

that was selling the product saw in their own reviews that the top Review!

is this tortoise story.

They added Petfinder to the title.

Just the hypothesis.

Oh, was that in the supercalifragilistic

It was, it was like towards the app, like it was like,

Like if, if I could see that as a consumer of this product, I'm sure whoever's running this page.

Looking at the backend knows that their top Review!

is tortoise adventures with poetry, by Lisa, in Seattle and with a picture of

And it has so many likes that it's probably like dragging up their ranking.

So if you can't beat them, join them.

And then they just added to the title.

I mean,

No,

I, I am ready to crown this, but I want to ask you, cause we didn't

I just think it's so funny.

Cause you're like so annoyed by LisaInSeattle that you're like, I'm done.

I don't want to talk about her anymore.

Right now.

I know

What is the spelling and grammar?

spelling and grammar is excellent.

All very good.

It looks like a very long essay.

I get that.

Like it's written, it's broken into paragraphs and stuff.

Do you know how many paragraphs there are?

Well, the, the, the poem is four stanzas.

And then after the bomb, we have 16 paragraphs.

That's 28 paragraphs in total, LisaInSeattle.

I'm ready to crown you let's do it.

All right.

So Chelsey and I have our own set of one to five crown cards and in an effort to

Oy Lisa.

The Queens are Tabulating.

Oh, interesting.

Trey is holding up two and a half crowds for LisaInSeattle.

We thought he was like, really not into, and I'm holding up one crown Trey.

Why two and a half crowns for Lisa and yeah.

Okay.

I have to just put aside that I don't think that Lisa's humor as my humor

Yes.

I can't negate the fact that Lisa did actually really sell the product to me

Or it being like bad.

It actually like is really great.

I am not sure if like, this is animal abuse to like put this tracker on a torch,

Very inappropriate.

I don't know anything about tortoises, but I don't know.

I just, I said two and a half because there is some valuable information.

I appreciate Lisa, you know, not taking life too seriously and wanting to be clever and cute.

But if you have a 20 paragraph Review!

girl, you need to edit.

You need to like, like you said, trim the fat, kill your darlings.

Come on.

Who do you think wants to sit and read?

Uh, 20 paragraph.

Anything if they're not reading reader's digest.

So for that reason, I said two and a half.

Oy, Lisa.

All right, Chelsey, why did you say one crown?

I was going to say, first of all, Oy LisaInSeattle, you know what I mean?

I can't.

I have to give Lisa and Seattle one crown, mostly because.

I just don't think that they get their message across, right.

Like if I feel like I need to go on a scavenger hunt within your review to find the Review!

you've, you've lost me.

And if you've lost me, then you're not adding value to the information

I think I would feel.

I'm going to skip this because I want to find a shorter Review!

that's going to actually give me the nuts and bolts.

You know what I mean?

So I think it's going to end up getting glossed over because it's way, way, way too heavy.

And because it, therefore is not useful as a product review, one crown for Lisa and yeah.

Word

Yeah.

All right.

That was a lot to chew on.

So let's take a quick break.

And when we come back, we can get into RQ T's Review!, which is we promise is a lot.

Yeah.

BRB.

Hold your Crown!

We'll be right back.

Wow.

Meryl's crazy

One-Star-Zinger time.

All right.

It's time to take a quick spin on the Meryl-Go-Round.

'I don't feel like an icon.

Most of the days, I feel like

All right, Trey and I have each picked a rotten scathing, pithy One-Star-Zinger.

And with 30 seconds on the clock, we'll each try to recite the zinger

Just like queen Meryl Streep, who does it all.

Before the clock runs out.

Right?

Try.

Where is your One-Star-Zinger from today?

All right.

So it's an Amazon day and I am going second with reviews, but you will start to notice a theme

And I have a on theme review for the after-show podcast as well.

So here we go.

My zinger today is written by.

Kindle Customer.

Okay.

And this, uh, is for Clorox concentrated, regular bleach

And Kindle Customer.

Wait, Kendall Customers a funny drag name.

Kendall customer.

Okay.

the subject is leaked and the Review!

as package was wet.

Bleach shouldn't leak.

Okay.

Well, I can't, I mean, I agree, I guess, with Kendall.

All right.

Try today.

You are stopped into, um, like one of those pink Himalayan, salt lamps.

Very Zen.

Great.

I'm going to be warm and Himalayan and as usual, always salty

All right.

You ready?

I'm ready.

Let's do it.

Well, we know .That.

Okay.

Let's do it.

Three, Two, One, GO!.

Package was wet.

Bleach.

Shouldn't leave.

adult film,

Ah, package was why like my pussy bleeds shouldn't leak.

I believe short package was web lead.

Shouldn't lay

TLC reality show.

Packers, wet blade shouldn't lake

Magic show

package was a wet bleach.

dirty, read on the pornstar

came out.

All right, Chelsey, what is your One-Star-Zinger for today?

Good question.

Thanks for asking.

Okay.

So my One-Star-Zinger, I was, you know, watching a lot of movies, cause

And I watched this movie that is like a Diane Keaton B last, which is my favorite new genre.

I've decided the movie Poms, have you seen.

No.

It's about like, like retired women that live in a like fully

And they all have to be members of different clubs and Diane Keaton moves in and she

So she like starts this elderly cheerleading squad.

And it's actually like, in my opinion, quite.

Endearing.

And then I went to rotten tomatoes and saw OJ.

It has a real low score.

And obviously Johnny O of the New York post does not agree with my enjoyment of this movie

So that was Johnny O's.

I felt that was a real zinger, you know?

All right.

Well, in that case, Chelsey, I'm going to strap you into a Palm tree leaf

Okay.

I might up there with my POM poms.

I hope so you're conducting all the traffic from all the boaters.

Whoo.

This way, this way.

Alright.

Are you ready?

I'm ready.

Three, Two, One, GO!.

Yeah,

show

palms is an embarrassment.

courtroom drama.

Palms is an embarrassment.

televangelist

Poems has an embarrassment.

Hora.

do

That was six.

Steva you?

Wait, we tied.

Yay.

Woo.

Woo.

Woo.

Review That Review.

All right.

We are back from that rousing game break.

And it is your turn.

Trey.

Where is your Review!

from this week?

Okay.

So today I also have a review from Amazon.

This is written by Angie R.

And this is a one star review for manic panic, flash lightning hair, bleach kit, 30 volume.

And I can not read Angie R's subject because it gives it away.

But I'll tell you, after I read the Review!.

Perfect.

And I have a quick question before.

So is the bleach like Bleacher hair, like white or is it a specific color?

Yeah.

It's like, um, it's white bleach.

Yeah.

hear it.

All right.

Here is the Review!

Tish and Snooki.

My wife recently purchased your product manic panic flashlighting over Amazon.

With the quarantine situation.

She has not been able to visit her hairdresser and get her hair dyed Her solution was to order your

We received your product yesterday afternoon and she went to use it this morning.

My wife has lots of experience using different hair dye products.

So she knows what she is doing.

After seeing the finished product.

I think Tish and Snooki should be ashamed of themselves.

And I would recommend no one buying this product.

My wife looks like a female version of Joe Exotic.

Oh, no.

Every time she comes into the room, I expect her to be followed by lions and tigers.

Now she is going to have to replace her whole wardrobe with 1980s leather jackets

Oh, God,

I usually don't leave product reviews, but with how bad this product

I have to go now, Mrs.

Exotic is calling my name.

dot dot dot dot dot dot dot.

Yeah,

So the subject ais this product turned my wife into a female Joe Exotic.

I figured,

So I'm unsure if Angie R is the wife's account and this is written by a male,

oh,

Angie has a wife.

I just want to say, I'm not sure what genders here, but, uh, all we know is

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Either way.

Yes.

Correct.

Which is, which was kind of going to bring me to my first point, which is why does the wife

To leave a review on their behalf.

Like all of a sudden they dyed their hair and they also went back to a time when they needed

Like, why is Angie R going to bat on behalf of the wife?

Yeah, anytime I Review!

is like second hand.

It's like, it's always a little bit of a head-scratcher cause it's always like second

I guess, but I just feel like, it sounds like they were

I wonder.

How the wife feels about the way that they look.

Is it like that the wife is so disturbed by her new look or is it that the wife went

Should we.

Their partner,

other.

their significant other, their significant other was clearly repulsed by how they

is like you made my wife look unattractive to me, which I feel like is off-putting

I mean, that is a really interesting perspective within this Review!

because we don't get what the actual user of the product thinks of this.

And we are told that the wife has a lot of experience with hair dye.

Exactly

It really is like the, the significant other's opinion.

I want to know what Mrs.

Exotic, who's calling Angie at the end.

I want to know what Mrs.

Exotic things.

I agree.

Okay.

Also, I don't know, maybe this is deducible, but it is written sort of in a letter form.

So they're addressing Tish and Snooki and upon doing some research Tisch and Snooki

Yes.

I'm so glad you brought that up.

Cause I had started that on my sheet and I forgot to ask.

So like they're writing a letter on Amazon.

Which probably is fulfilled by, I would guess a second hand source again, Trustpilot verse Amazon.

Right.

And you're addressing the creators of the product weird to

Yeah, it is interesting to say like, my wife recently purchased

You're writing that on him.

right?

Exactly.

But who knows, maybe Angie R covered all their bases

And also is just putting this on here because ultimately they say, we just want, I

Also 897 people found this helpful.

So what do you think of the humor here?

Because I do think that Angie R is just being very trendy with Tiger King and,

When was this written?

March, 2020, so right when that documentary was very

popular on Netflix,

Yeah.

I think that Angie really leaned in.

So the tiger king in a way that, like, I don't know if, if this, if I was reading this in March,

And it just feels like you're really leaning into it.

And because like, truthfully, I just get that kind of like gross feeling in my stomach.

That's like, why are you putting your wife on blast and saying, she looks like Ms.

Exotic, and that she needs to change her whole wardrobe.

Like, it just feels very mean.

And I don't like it.

That is, that's an interesting point of view on it.

Didn't even occur to me that way, but I totally hear that.

It's just it's.

It is highlighting to me.

That the joke hasn't aged well, because I think it's, I think the most clever joke is

Like nearly two years later.

That's insane to think about.

I know

But like once again, like the experience here is as common or a fluke.

I mean, I don't know because it's the, it's the significant others, uh, opinion.

Yeah.

Also, if you're getting flash white hair dye, you want it to be like extreme.

That's not like

well, that's why I'm like, I'm trying to think of like, is Joe,

Like doesn't Joe exotic have bleached blonde hair.

Like, again, I

So look

Yeah.

But Joe exotic has like a mullet.

So like, you know, It's a bleach blonde mullet.

Like that's it looking at the color of his hair?

That's why I asked when you first intro the product.

I said, is this going to like bleach your hair to make it white?

Or is this a color?

Because also sometimes these kinds of products that are like Bleacher hair until they're

Look, oftentimes it's like a do this and then add the pink on.

Right.

Bleach it down and then add the color.

You know what I

have to, you have to like erase all of the, uh, color that exists in

Yeah,

Right.

So I think either if I was buying this product, it's because I want that bleach blonde hair

So I don't see the value here.

That's really like really standing out to me as well,

It's kind of Angie Rs, one star Review!

kind of as proving that it is an extreme

Right.

Yeah.

That's what it is.

Right.

Cause I also think that manic panic is that grungy sort of downtown New York, punk rock energy.

But I just think that like, if I want extreme bleach, I would go with manic panic.

I wouldn't go with L'Oreal.

I agree.

Totally.

I mean, I think I could crown this.

How are you

I can crown.

Yeah, I'm ready.

The Queens are Tabulating.

Wow.

Again, I am holding up one crown trays holding up three crowns.

One crown very similar reason to the first Review!

like I've gone through all this hoopla and I don't feel like I have a

I don't have any kind of opinion that I trust.

So that really pretty much goes into the trash bin.

So that's why I gave it one crown.

Why did you give Angie three?

It's just interesting because I do think, like I just said

They're trying to not prove.

So there is some value here because it does make me think, okay, this

If you want, believe bleach, use this product.

I think that they really lose points for me because it's.

It's a very like time-specific joke and it's sort of like unnecessary, like

But then again, the subject did cause me to want to read it.

So I said three, which is not exactly middle of the road.

Cause we have half crowns, but like, I don't think it's, in my opinion, not a one and it's

So that's why I said three.

Okay.

Fair enough.

I hear you.

And I mean, it was a One, crown kind of diet.

I don't ever think I've had an episode where I just was straight across the board.

One crown.

you're joining the dark side.

I guess I am!

Alright.

My queen, we have reached the most Regal portion of our show.

Who are you?

Inducting Trey for?

My

Royal

Highness

Today.

I want to induct whoever working at apple came up with the idea that you

Specifically, my husband and I have a shared note.

Which is like an app on the iPhone that we can both update with the little bullet holes that

really has changed the game.

And we don't have to worry about texting or like, oh wait, I forgot to put bananas.

Like I can just see it update automatically.

And we can both look at our lists individually and address what needs

It really is lovely and genius also, you know, sort of like a, a short form version of Google

It really is amazing, especially as a shopping list.

So for that reason, Today I have to induct the sharing of notes, possibility

Love that possibility for you?

What about you Chelsey?

Who am I inducting today?

Trey?

Well, today I wanted to turn a kvetch into a Royal Highness is what I wanted to do.

So I mentioned I was feeling a little bit under the weather.

And so when that happens for me, I tend to pile up the laundry.

And so when I finally did the laundry, it was like, just took everything out of me.

And then I have the laundry in the laundry bags, and they're still

And I'm just sort of looking at them with distain thinking.

I have to fold that, you know, and it feels really like, ah, like such a mountain to climb.

And then in the moment, when I was thinking about that, I thought to myself, Wow.

talk about first world problems like the washing machine.

Can we induct the washing machine as My Royal Highness?

Because can you imagine if I needed to do like all this washing by hand or with a stone or with One,?

Boards or in a Creek?

I mean, my goodness, like I'm complaining cause I have to fold my clothes and I have one of

Like I, I have all of the accoutrement, right.

And I just don't even know what I would do if I didn't have a washing machine

And for that reason, I would like to induct today, the washing machine as My Royal Highness.

And I don't have any history for you, but.

I love you.

Thank you.

Washing machine you're , My Royal Highness.

I love that I made it so true.

Yeah.

Love turning a kvetch into a Royal Highness, you know?

I definitely think that like most people can adapt to just continuing to wash

But I do think that a washing machine is, is sort of like that's a, you have to.

Well, we did it queen that is another round on the RU a RQ Ferris wheel

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