Buckle up for The Hype Train, where your favorite unhinged professors board the chaos express to dissect upcoming horror and genre madness. We’re calling BS on Final Destination: Bloodlines, questioning if Death of a Unicorn is just glittery grief porn, and saluting Karl Urban before he even throws a punch.

Expect vampire thirst (Sinners), body horror weirdness (Brie & Franco?!), and Paul Rudd wrestling an anaconda—because why not? All that, plus life lessons from a man who smokes like Death’s on break.