Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart

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Dear oh dear, I would suggest you might like to have a bath after this one as for the second week running I attempt to take the skin off a vile comedy relationship with a male friend in one long, ugly piece. Of course, I'm talking about Miles Chapman/Rug/Pig/Milk Flakes

After a bit of sexy talk we devour each other and nobody comes out of it looking great. All I can say is thank god his daughter turns up.

Next time we'll keep to Beige and silly talk as I think too much vile introspection could get boring and self indulgent (imagine).

Funny though. Anyway, let me know what you lot think about my 'announcement' at the beginning.

Love you

Ma'am

x

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