This week the pitfalls of pronounciation leads to Jim laying down another track; we use the pen of choice for the discerning pie eater; go all trendy teacher and mix maths with football; we grab 40 winks at old trafford; and we are the only people who have audio of what went down with Messi in the tunnel. #Showaddywaddy #Sunderland #DavidMoyes #BorussiaMonchengladbach #Celtic #Redknapp #VictorMoses4England #EPL #Shawinneywinney #ElShaaarawy #Messi #MCFC On The Left Side is a Paint Your Headphones Production for Abrupt Audio, and is written and produced by Jim Salveson and Ant McGinley. Incidental music performed by Wooly. Other incidental music and FX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk