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We Witnessed the Geese Incident: A Clear, Unvarnished Account from the Patio
Episode 347 • 28th September 2026 • Life from the Patio • T, DW, Gary, Fortenberry
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We begin by addressing the reported plan to build a moon base, a $20 billion effort and a topic we probe with respect to power generation and satellite solar capacity. We discuss new data centers coming to Memphis and what closed‑loop cooling means for local water and energy use. We examine a viral and upsetting video of geese in Arkansas, describe how a driver used a car to move the birds and struck several goslings, and relay updates about the response. We report additional items: a Nebraska incident in which a dog fired a shotgun, concerns about Ebola spread, and a controversial assisted‑dying case from Canada. We close with reactions to sports and entertainment news, sharing personal impressions and local anecdotes throughout.

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We gather on the patio and speak with deliberate cadence about items that blend local color, national news, and technical curiosity. I recount a viral and distressing story about geese on an interstate where an attempt to herd the animals resulted in injury and death. We debate human responses, traffic hazards, and the moral shock the images provoked. I describe a Nebraska incident in which a dog discharged a shotgun while its owner shopped, and we examine the legal and ethical knots that follow an accidental shooting. I narrate how these animal and firearm stories prompted reflection on duty of care and public safety. We pivot to technology and infrastructure with methodical attention. I summarize recent plans for a lunar base and discuss the political and logistical implications of shared bases and a possible new geopolitical frontier in space. We address data center expansion and note that modern installations use closed-loop cooling that reduces water loss. I explain the emergence of local AI data centers in Memphis that will host models such as Grok, Claude, Gemini, and ChatGPT, and we analyze concerns about power routing, renewable generation, and satellite solar arrays that promise large gigawatt yields. We close with cultural notes and personal recollections. I tell of postseason college baseball and softball and how that season mobilizes local pride. We name multiple streaming shows and films that occupied our attention, and I recount small, human stories from the group—car accidents, youthful misadventures, and the passing of public figures. We invite listeners into our Discord and leave the reader with a clear sense of our conversational range and communal voice.

Takeaways:

  • We discussed new data centers and AI models, noting Grok, Claude, Gemini, and OpenAI deployments in Memphis and elsewhere.
  • I raised concerns about power and water usage for data centers, and we clarified closed loop cooling reduces water waste.
  • We outlined that space-based solar generators are scaling rapidly, with successive satellite generations increasing output by orders of magnitude.
  • I narrated the viral interstate incident in which a driver attempted to move geese and unintentionally struck and killed several goslings.
  • We reported a Nebraska convenience store event in which a dog inadvertently fired a shotgun, resulting in at least one person being wounded.
  • I addressed alarming ethical developments in Canada where physicians authorized euthanasia for patients with chronic illness, provoking serious debate.
  • We reviewed public health concerns regarding Ebola case increases in affected regions and the World Health Organization's warning about containment challenges.

Companies mentioned in this episode:

  • J.P. Morgan
  • OpenAI
  • Anthropic
  • Google
  • xAI
  • Tesla
  • DXL
  • Tim Hortons
  • Walmart
  • Us Weekly
  • Netflix
  • HBO
  • Disney
  • McDonald's
  • Taco Bell
  • Patreon
  • Discord
  • Wendy's
  • Kool-Aid

Transcripts

Speaker A:

To the patio Chilling on the patio Life ain't slow Big tea, popping bottles Let that burger flow father 40 bears Gary Poppins with the chucks hard to forget DWS in the corner PJ on the beat Burping nerd Mixing drinks, nothing too sweet Sunsets paint skies in a fire red hue Patio vibes bringing over new crew we got the patio light Good time feeling right Bows up cheers tonight yeah, we live that Pat.

Speaker A:

Look, this past week, if you watch the intro, which I know you guys just did, or else why would you be here?

Speaker A:

Those last couple of pictures.

Speaker A:

It was six years ago this week that the.

Speaker A:

The hot tub looking picture was taken.

Speaker A:

And it was five years ago last week that the scooters was taken.

Speaker A:

So welcome to the patio, everybody.

Speaker A:

It's hump day, man.

Speaker A:

We got a great show for y'.

Speaker A:

All.

Speaker A:

We got a packed house over here.

Speaker A:

You guys got any idea what's going on on the moon?

Speaker A:

We got a moon base.

Speaker A:

Apparently.

Speaker A:

We're.

Speaker A:

We're.

Speaker A:

We're.

Speaker A:

It is real.

Speaker A:

It is a real moon base.

Speaker A:

And if you hadn't seen the viral video video out of Arkansas about the poor geese.

Speaker B:

No, I didn't.

Speaker A:

I don't know what's worse, the fact somebody recorded it or somebody actually did it, it's pretty terrible.

Speaker C:

What we do know is we hate Canadians.

Speaker A:

JP Morgan, I talked a little bit last week about the scandal going on.

Speaker A:

J.P. morgan, there's a big update and then a dog in Nebraska that's specifically for Tom Black.

Speaker A:

But first and foremost, Father Fortenberry, how might you be this fine day?

Speaker C:

I'm doing excellent because what Friday, the Hogs, I'm gonna say, tip off, first pitch for the playoffs start.

Speaker A:

We are a 6:45 or something.

Speaker A:

Game time, I think.

Speaker C:

I believe so.

Speaker C:

We are in the Kansas bracket.

Speaker C:

We are, oddly enough, the only two seed that's favored away.

Speaker A:

Are we the only one favored, not the winner?

Speaker C:

I believe so.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Campus is not that far from seat.

Speaker C:

No, no.

Speaker C:

That's an easy ride.

Speaker A:

I love it.

Speaker C:

3, 500 Seats.

Speaker C:

So it's gonna be interesting.

Speaker B:

I'll hail the rally month.

Speaker A:

No, if we'd had the Raleigh.

Speaker A:

Raleigh?

Speaker A:

My Sunday tournament, we may still.

Speaker A:

I'll guarantee you there'll be plenty of moss at Lawrence, Kansas.

Speaker A:

Brother Fort.

Speaker A:

And we go from the father to the brother.

Speaker A:

How are you this fine day?

Speaker D:

I'm doing fine.

Speaker D:

Fine, fine.

Speaker D:

I wish it stopped raining a little while tomorrow.

Speaker D:

Do we work outside?

Speaker D:

It rains.

Speaker A:

I think tomorrow's monsoon day.

Speaker D:

I think so.

Speaker A:

Probably then Friday.

Speaker A:

It may be a Little break.

Speaker A:

I don't know if you noticed coming into the hood, but every yard in this neighborhood needs to be mowed.

Speaker A:

And we're about six days before that can happen.

Speaker A:

Gary, are you gonna need a bush hog to mow your yard?

Speaker B:

I'm gonna need something.

Speaker B:

I'm thinking about ordering some goats.

Speaker B:

You know, you can order them goats to come over and eat up your yard.

Speaker B:

I need to get some of those.

Speaker A:

I would rather.

Speaker B:

I. I'm sure you could, but.

Speaker C:

Peter might get even.

Speaker B:

Peter may get upset with that one,.

Speaker A:

But I just didn't really go.

Speaker A:

They're nasty animals and they naturally.

Speaker B:

Naturally fertilize your grass too.

Speaker B:

It's gonna.

Speaker A:

That makes it grow more.

Speaker A:

You really want your grass grow more?

Speaker B:

I. I would like it to kill some weeds though.

Speaker C:

You know, greener grass.

Speaker B:

I need greener grass.

Speaker E:

You gotta pay them fertilizer.

Speaker B:

But I'm fine today.

Speaker B:

Like them gas prices.

Speaker B:

That's what I'll be doing.

Speaker A:

Oh, gosh.

Speaker A:

Bourbon nerd.

Speaker A:

You're gonna sell some at Whiskey and buy Tesla with the gas prices we got?

Speaker E:

Nah, I'm gonna.

Speaker A:

I'm gonna keep my gas power.

Speaker B:

I heard him drilling his backyard.

Speaker E:

Yeah, I was talking about.

Speaker E:

It was raining so much.

Speaker E:

I had ducks in my backyard yesterday.

Speaker C:

He did, he did.

Speaker A:

Y' all weren't joking about that.

Speaker E:

No, I know.

Speaker A:

I come in kind of like.

Speaker E:

I thought he had too much to drink.

Speaker E:

You got ducks in your backyard?

Speaker E:

Other than.

Speaker E:

That's probably some robins or something.

Speaker A:

It was some tea.

Speaker E:

Whistling ducks.

Speaker C:

They look like knees.

Speaker C:

Decaf.

Speaker D:

So.

Speaker A:

What y' all saw in these dated data centers.

Speaker A:

I know we got one going in in West Memphis that's going to employ part of the patio.

Speaker A:

We now have Grok and Claude living in Memphis, Tennessee.

Speaker C:

Who's Claude?

Speaker A:

Claude's the one that's buying data from Claude.

Speaker C:

Claude is like an old man Croc.

Speaker A:

Sounds like a superhero.

Speaker A:

Claude sounds like the genius that built Superhero.

Speaker C:

Your old uncle.

Speaker C:

Yeah, Uncle Claude.

Speaker C:

His data centers.

Speaker C:

I see four.

Speaker A:

Claude is anthropic.

Speaker A:

Then you got Gemini.

Speaker A:

Gemini.

Speaker A:

The Google one?

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

Gemini is Google.

Speaker E:

I think so.

Speaker C:

I should know this though.

Speaker D:

It is.

Speaker D:

It's.

Speaker D:

Who's Chat gtp.

Speaker A:

Chat GPT.

Speaker A:

No, it's open.

Speaker A:

Open AI?

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Open AI.

Speaker A:

Open AI.

Speaker A:

Yep.

Speaker C:

But.

Speaker A:

All of this talk about power consumption, about water consumption, you guys worried about that stuff at all for the neighborhood?

Speaker C:

Okay, so water consumption would not probably get some hate mail on this.

Speaker C:

Water consumption is not an issue.

Speaker C:

Not.

Speaker A:

No.

Speaker C:

These are closed loop systems.

Speaker D:

Yes.

Speaker C:

So.

Speaker C:

So once the.

Speaker C:

Once the water Gets water in the system.

Speaker C:

It's no different than a. Yeah.

Speaker C:

What a hospital uses or anything else the system for to cool the close down all hospitals.

Speaker C:

Oh sorry.

Speaker C:

So I think some of the old technology did evaporation cooling which had to dump water on it.

Speaker C:

But this is all.

Speaker B:

Well then you'd be putting steam a lot of steam coming out.

Speaker C:

This is closed cell.

Speaker C:

So mean it's.

Speaker C:

It's not a.

Speaker C:

The one we're building any anyway is.

Speaker A:

So where's all the power going to come from?

Speaker A:

All the windmills are putting up.

Speaker C:

Well that's going to apparently going to California.

Speaker C:

What is the windmills.

Speaker A:

Oh no, it passed.

Speaker A:

No no, no, no.

Speaker C:

Apparently the power is.

Speaker C:

Bulk of the power is going out west.

Speaker A:

See I. I'm.

Speaker A:

I'm ignorant to the ways of the electronic world.

Speaker A:

So we make it here.

Speaker A:

We make it here ignorant and they.

Speaker E:

Go somewhere else Goingon to take a lot of wire to get to California.

Speaker D:

I look I looked into when I was in Ms.

Speaker D:

I looked they do solar panels there.

Speaker D:

Hey if I get solar panels run my house off that that'd be cool.

Speaker D:

Nope, you don't do that.

Speaker D:

They wired up so that runs it feeds back into the energy system.

Speaker D:

Yeah and you get discount on your bills.

Speaker B:

Oh that ain't right.

Speaker A:

Yeah well it used to be in Arkansas where you could do that and sell back.

Speaker A:

No, they don't do it anymore now I tell you what I come across.

Speaker A:

I was kind of looking at some Tesla and some.

Speaker A:

What's the Internet in the sky?

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

And I found it very interesting the something like wall chart.

Speaker A:

What's it called?

Speaker D:

Wall.

Speaker A:

Electric wall or something like that receptacle.

Speaker A:

No, it's a wall.

Speaker C:

Power wall.

Speaker D:

Power wall.

Speaker A:

I'll look it up in just now.

Speaker B:

Wall Like a stunt wall?

Speaker A:

Kind of like a stunt wall but with power.

Speaker A:

Yeah, but that's where we're at.

Speaker C:

I would love to go off the grid and do a full fled.

Speaker D:

I would too.

Speaker C:

What is it?

Speaker D:

Solar.

Speaker C:

Solar, yeah.

Speaker C:

Yeah but the thing is the life of the solar panels isn't.

Speaker C:

Doesn't last long.

Speaker B:

Yeah it's.

Speaker B:

It's not long enough.

Speaker C:

Yeah, I think they.

Speaker C:

Their.

Speaker C:

Their half life is that like they realistically I think they're.

Speaker C:

They lose a production like every like 10 every year or something like that.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I got a solar powered radio.

Speaker B:

It don't work no more.

Speaker B:

And I got like 10 years ago.

Speaker A:

Okay.

Speaker A:

That's why I don't work now.

Speaker A:

Technology today is so much better now.

Speaker A:

I came across something else about xa.

Speaker A:

I did.

Speaker A:

I Guess it's xa.

Speaker A:

They're all one business, right?

Speaker A:

They're about to go public, by the way.

Speaker A:

They're about to go public.

Speaker A:

And I got a little insider thing I'm gonna tell you guys off air if you.

Speaker A:

You need to join our Patreon if you want the insider trading information.

Speaker A:

There we go.

Speaker A:

We don't have one, but I just thought that sounded good like everyone else.

Speaker A:

But now this is very interesting.

Speaker A:

So I don't know if it'll mean anything, you guys, not.

Speaker A:

But the first generation of the satellites, they had like 10 gigawatt of power.

Speaker A:

The next generation that just went up, Gen 2 had 100 gigawatts power.

Speaker A:

And the next gen threes that's about to launch has a thousand.

Speaker A:

They're generating.

Speaker A:

They're getting solar electricity and then space.

Speaker A:

Solar is apparently a lot more efficient.

Speaker A:

And we just saw all 12 of our viewers because we're talking about geek stuff.

Speaker C:

More about giggity watts.

Speaker A:

How about gigawatts?

Speaker A:

1.2.

Speaker A:

One of them, right?

Speaker C:

I don't know.

Speaker B:

1.21 Gigawatts.

Speaker A:

Yep.

Speaker A:

Let's see what I got.

Speaker B:

A lot of gigawatts.

Speaker A:

Y' all want to talk about the geeses?

Speaker D:

Yeah, sure.

Speaker B:

I like geese.

Speaker C:

So you're gonna hate this store.

Speaker A:

Oh, you don't know about this store?

Speaker B:

I don't know, Mike.

Speaker B:

I saw that picture today, y'.

Speaker B:

All.

Speaker D:

Oh, God.

Speaker C:

You're gonna be sad.

Speaker A:

All right, I'm not gonna play the video.

Speaker A:

I'm just not gonna do it.

Speaker B:

Morbid.

Speaker A:

Yeah, but I'm going to play.

Speaker C:

It's a goose.

Speaker D:

It's a graphic.

Speaker D:

It's graphic.

Speaker A:

It's not just a goose, Jamie.

Speaker A:

I'm waiting for it to come up.

Speaker D:

A baby goose.

Speaker A:

It's a baby goose.

Speaker D:

It's a baby goling.

Speaker D:

Go.

Speaker B:

I bet it would be a gosling.

Speaker A:

I'm not crazy.

Speaker C:

That's a town here in Arkansas, too.

Speaker C:

God.

Speaker A:

All right, let me see if it'll come up.

Speaker A:

There it is.

Speaker A:

So there's these geese in the middle of the state.

Speaker A:

You got.

Speaker B:

With the heart.

Speaker A:

What?

Speaker A:

I did not expect this response.

Speaker B:

Width apart, it looked like if he just raped.

Speaker A:

Okay.

Speaker A:

Did you expect this one?

Speaker E:

I know.

Speaker A:

Hey, I know.

Speaker A:

Gary hates babies,.

Speaker D:

Period.

Speaker B:

What does he do?

Speaker A:

They're on the interstate here.

Speaker B:

Picture him running over with the tire.

Speaker A:

You know, there's two goslings.

Speaker A:

One adult goose are no longer on screen.

Speaker B:

Which one's the daddy?

Speaker A:

Two adult goes two adult goose.

Speaker D:

Geese.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

We might get banned for playing.

Speaker E:

Okay, Just.

Speaker E:

Y' all Go watch it.

Speaker D:

We see fear, discretion, bias.

Speaker B:

All right, so what happened in the geese?

Speaker D:

Oh,.

Speaker A:

Anyway.

Speaker A:

Anyway, so he's sent out there now.

Speaker A:

There's some late breaking information Jamie shared earlier, but he sent out there to get.

Speaker A:

To clear the geese.

Speaker A:

It really is.

Speaker A:

Traffic's at a complete standstill.

Speaker A:

So the thing people are saying, why don't they just get out of car and like, shoe the geese?

Speaker A:

No one's asking how they got there or anything.

Speaker A:

Instead, he decides to move them with his car.

Speaker A:

And in doing so, he managed to run over all of them, or at.

Speaker B:

Least three of them.

Speaker A:

One of them, one of the babies.

Speaker B:

Just by looking a picture.

Speaker D:

They look tired.

Speaker B:

With the part, I knew something was about to get run over.

Speaker C:

It was.

Speaker B:

It was made to hat.

Speaker A:

It's terrible.

Speaker C:

Knee jerk reaction.

Speaker C:

Even myself said, this is horrible.

Speaker C:

It's.

Speaker A:

It's horrible.

Speaker B:

Well, maybe you scare the geese.

Speaker B:

Geese can get very so territorial.

Speaker A:

Look, a car flies down the road around the interstate, come around the curb.

Speaker A:

Okay, whatever.

Speaker B:

Yeah, have a geese or goose hiss at you.

Speaker B:

I mean, they're pretty intense.

Speaker A:

What's your.

Speaker A:

What's your worst goose story?

Speaker B:

We used to have some geese all the time and chase around on papa's property all the time.

Speaker B:

And that's.

Speaker A:

That's pretty weak story, especially.

Speaker C:

Remember Marty hit the golf ball.

Speaker B:

First time I went.

Speaker E:

If somebody recorded that, I'd have been in trouble.

Speaker A:

I don't think it's Canadian.

Speaker A:

I think it's a Memphis.

Speaker A:

The Memphis goose, man.

Speaker C:

It looks like he's trying to corral the geese back to the other side,.

Speaker D:

And one of them stops running.

Speaker C:

And clearly, clearly he's not good.

Speaker C:

Good.

Speaker B:

Crowley, in the end, he goosed the goose.

Speaker A:

So let's.

Speaker A:

Let's bring it full circle.

Speaker A:

We literally found this out right before you walked in the door.

Speaker A:

Jamie says there was an update from the corporate.

Speaker B:

Actually, I know one from the goose.

Speaker C:

So one,.

Speaker A:

His supervisor, I guess you.

Speaker C:

Call it, his corporal, said that his immediate responsibility was to go out there and shoot the geese.

Speaker A:

Okay, well, to keep an accident from happening.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

But he decided not to do that,.

Speaker A:

And he saved three out of four games.

Speaker C:

That's a good.

Speaker C:

That's a good record.

Speaker D:

That's a good record.

Speaker E:

And if he just kept driving, somebody would ran over them all anyway, so.

Speaker A:

Because on the interstate, man, the truck.

Speaker C:

Y' all locked up for a goose without.

Speaker D:

I mean, you're gonna hit your brakes automatically, are you?

Speaker E:

Oh, yeah, he's swerving.

Speaker E:

I don't like running over nothing.

Speaker A:

I don't either.

Speaker E:

Like a squirrel I'm trying to grab.

Speaker C:

On the way by and see if I'd have.

Speaker B:

I swear for a turtle the other.

Speaker A:

Day, right at this road trip.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I. I saw something turtle twice.

Speaker A:

He went back the other way.

Speaker B:

He went back the other way.

Speaker B:

There you go.

Speaker C:

What's the worst thing y' all ever hit in your vehicle?

Speaker B:

I had a person, a doe, a deer.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Somebody's dog.

Speaker C:

And I stopped legs one time.

Speaker A:

And you got run over before you've been run over.

Speaker C:

I was leaving all of them as a kid, and the guy was laying under his car and I thought he was speed bump.

Speaker C:

And I backed up.

Speaker C:

Speed bump that went in for his people.

Speaker A:

All I know is I drive it off.

Speaker C:

The guy runs and beats my window and I roll it down.

Speaker C:

He's man, you just run over dude's leg.

Speaker E:

You did it twice.

Speaker C:

Yeah, he had black tune socks.

Speaker C:

I had black tire box across top of.

Speaker B:

That was dude's bones you were hitting.

Speaker B:

Hey, man, how you doing?

Speaker C:

I think I might have some hot piece.

Speaker A:

You fort berries are hell on vehicles is all.

Speaker E:

Hell.

Speaker A:

You got run over.

Speaker D:

You just turned 18.

Speaker C:

Probably still to high school then.

Speaker C:

I hit a kid with my mirror one time.

Speaker E:

Well, I did that too after a football game.

Speaker E:

Bargain.

Speaker E:

They wouldn't.

Speaker E:

They wouldn't get out of the road.

Speaker C:

Same thing.

Speaker C:

I clit him elbow on mirror.

Speaker D:

Did break the mirror.

Speaker C:

It did not.

Speaker C:

But I'm pretty sure his elbow wasn't.

Speaker C:

Was in good shape.

Speaker A:

No, but you would turn over one.

Speaker C:

Time by golf cart.

Speaker A:

By golf cart, yeah.

Speaker B:

That happened one time.

Speaker A:

That happened.

Speaker A:

Maybe.

Speaker A:

Was that on tape?

Speaker B:

No, no, it wasn't good.

Speaker C:

Beautiful shot.

Speaker B:

You had a good shot.

Speaker C:

I celebrated and then I got run.

Speaker B:

Got runt over by.

Speaker C:

I believe you never heard the story.

Speaker A:

I have never heard it.

Speaker E:

All right.

Speaker A:

Why was the guy.

Speaker D:

That's kind of what we all wanted to know when under your car.

Speaker E:

Working on.

Speaker D:

Under his car.

Speaker A:

Oh, he's working on his car.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

And his legs were laying underneath your car too.

Speaker A:

Oh, you pulled.

Speaker A:

You hit him on the way in.

Speaker C:

The other way out.

Speaker C:

I got what I needed.

Speaker D:

He backed over.

Speaker E:

He said, oh, what was that?

Speaker E:

So he just twice check.

Speaker D:

I back out.

Speaker C:

I backed out.

Speaker B:

Bl.

Speaker A:

That was then.

Speaker D:

I drove forward.

Speaker A:

Oh, he had one leg over here and one leg in the back.

Speaker C:

I don't know what direction they were, but like, he didn't move his leg.

Speaker A:

You hit him.

Speaker B:

I guess you lock him up.

Speaker C:

He locked up his knees.

Speaker C:

What I do know is I didn't wait to write him for anybody else.

Speaker A:

NASA.

Speaker A:

NASA is Building a moon base.

Speaker A:

I think it's something Elon really wants too.

Speaker C:

That sounds so weird.

Speaker A:

We hadn't been to the moon in like four.

Speaker B:

We've never been 50 years.

Speaker E:

Never.

Speaker A:

We were recently to the moon.

Speaker B:

On the backside at the moon counts as Arizona.

Speaker A:

Yeah, but we're building a moon base.

Speaker A:

$20 Billion.

Speaker A:

Which seems cheap for moon base to me.

Speaker C:

That's not actually average price.

Speaker E:

I thought it cost that much to go to the moon.

Speaker A:

It cost that much to start a new colony.

Speaker B:

They bought it for t Mo.

Speaker E:

How much were them people paying to go to the moon?

Speaker E:

Remember when they.

Speaker A:

No, they switch out of space, not to the moon.

Speaker D:

I'm sure it was up there.

Speaker A:

They'll probably pay a billion dollars go to.

Speaker A:

They just need 20 suckers to pay to go to the moon to pay for it.

Speaker A:

A billion dollars fund the whole deal.

Speaker A:

Elon Musk is about to be a tree now.

Speaker A:

He's probably been to the moon.

Speaker C:

I love the idea of among bull.

Speaker D:

Elon's probably from the moon originally.

Speaker C:

I think of like G.I.

Speaker C:

Joe.

Speaker A:

Oh, I remember G.I.

Speaker A:

Joe.

Speaker A:

Moon base.

Speaker C:

Yeah, I was gonna say what about.

Speaker A:

The best 007 James Bond ever?

Speaker C:

Moonraker.

Speaker A:

I loved Moonraker.

Speaker A:

I think it's because I heard there.

Speaker D:

Was Nazis on the dark side.

Speaker B:

No, it's aliens.

Speaker A:

They were.

Speaker A:

They were Nazis and they're not real.

Speaker A:

Okay, the, the Nazis went to Argentina.

Speaker A:

Okay, they moved.

Speaker B:

Yeah, they went to.

Speaker C:

Yeah, they're real good.

Speaker C:

They also made good firearms.

Speaker C:

If I hate my friends of Taurus, those are Nazis.

Speaker C:

Well look, let's be real honest.

Speaker C:

There's a Brazilian made gun company that makes a pretty decent weapon.

Speaker A:

So who's gonna be the first to start a war on the moon?

Speaker A:

Because apparently it's going to be different countries have different little pods up there, different bases, little different bases.

Speaker A:

Yeah, we have a space.

Speaker C:

See, I see going the other way.

Speaker C:

I say them teamed up trying to.

Speaker A:

Attack us, they're gonna be like look, we got leverage.

Speaker A:

We up high.

Speaker A:

Yeah, we got tire ground.

Speaker A:

Well, one thing about going to the moon, you probably get back.

Speaker A:

But they say if you go to Mars, you may never come back.

Speaker D:

Why would you couldn't live long enough.

Speaker D:

I don't think you'd have enough life.

Speaker A:

No, it just takes the longest like three years.

Speaker B:

It takes a long time.

Speaker A:

It's not like going to Pluto light speed.

Speaker C:

I think it's like three years to Mars, isn't it?

Speaker D:

No, I thought it was longer than that.

Speaker A:

How long to get to Mars?

Speaker A:

Let's ask something.

Speaker D:

I Think it's longer than that?

Speaker D:

I think it's months.

Speaker D:

Three years.

Speaker A:

It takes three to four days get to the moon.

Speaker D:

My bad.

Speaker A:

Six to nine months.

Speaker D:

There we go.

Speaker A:

So y' all are both bad.

Speaker A:

Wrong.

Speaker A:

He said, I think it takes months.

Speaker C:

Six to nine months.

Speaker A:

Six to nine.

Speaker A:

I thought it'd take longer than that.

Speaker B:

Six to nine months or 69 months.

Speaker C:

Seven months.

Speaker B:

Seven months.

Speaker C:

Seven and a half months.

Speaker B:

Seven months.

Speaker A:

There has to be.

Speaker A:

To get there efficiently.

Speaker A:

There is a launch window every 26 months that they'll go on.

Speaker A:

Okay.

Speaker D:

Gravity, I mean, is the gravity is like equal to Earth because have to have a huge platform to launch.

Speaker C:

No, they have less gravity.

Speaker A:

They have less gravity.

Speaker A:

Not much.

Speaker A:

They also have no atmosphere.

Speaker C:

Have you never seen the Martian?

Speaker D:

Yes, I have.

Speaker D:

I read the book.

Speaker C:

It was really good.

Speaker A:

Wow.

Speaker A:

Would you read the book?

Speaker A:

All right.

Speaker A:

We're going to go to the great state of Nebraska.

Speaker A:

Our friend Tom Black.

Speaker C:

Nebraska.

Speaker A:

A dog accidentally shoots someone outside Nebraska convenience store.

Speaker A:

While owner was inside shopping the dog, he decided he didn't like the looks on that fella.

Speaker A:

He went and got the gun.

Speaker D:

At.

Speaker A:

The Short Stop convenience store in Scott's Bluff.

Speaker B:

Convenience store with a gun.

Speaker A:

It's about seven hours.

Speaker A:

Why'd they say seven hours west of Omaha.

Speaker A:

Officers offer.

Speaker A:

Officers from the Scottsbluff Police Department were initially told the shooting involved a BB gun.

Speaker A:

Later they found that it was a shotgun that had been fired.

Speaker A:

I guess they thought it was a bbs from shotgun.

Speaker B:

What kind of dog was it?

Speaker B:

It wasn't a German shepherd, was it?

Speaker E:

Oh, it's probably a Honda.

Speaker C:

That was a good guess.

Speaker A:

The breed was not revealed.

Speaker A:

I guess it wants to protect all the other.

Speaker B:

Stereotypes.

Speaker A:

You know, he said the dog just jumping around back and forth, back and forth.

Speaker A:

And I guess he hit that trigger.

Speaker D:

Ah, I can't help thinking about Looney.

Speaker B:

You know, it'd be funny.

Speaker A:

Do you keep a shell, a shotgun shell in the chamber?

Speaker C:

That shotgun?

Speaker D:

No.

Speaker E:

Not in a truck.

Speaker E:

No.

Speaker E:

And the safety of no shotgun.

Speaker C:

I know.

Speaker A:

Not a shotgun anyway.

Speaker C:

No.

Speaker C:

Even my.

Speaker C:

My baby gun.

Speaker C:

I don't carry it.

Speaker C:

I don't keep it loaded.

Speaker D:

I don't keep anything.

Speaker A:

Hey, they was at the gas station.

Speaker A:

This woman.

Speaker C:

I know, this woman might as well get Carrie Rock.

Speaker A:

This woman was at a stoplight with the arm out the window when she got shot.

Speaker C:

Hopefully it's for that now.

Speaker C:

We could drive by.

Speaker A:

It is illegal to travel loaded shotgun.

Speaker A:

I would assume so too.

Speaker A:

So dude will probably get the ticket unless he convinces them to.

Speaker A:

Dog loaded shotgun.

Speaker C:

Dog loaded him Real good question.

Speaker D:

Who handles that, state police or game warden?

Speaker A:

You start local.

Speaker A:

There's no gun.

Speaker B:

No, it's animal.

Speaker C:

Animal shelter.

Speaker A:

They probably took a dog for exposing him to gunfire.

Speaker B:

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker B:

He's gonna be safe, I'll guarantee.

Speaker A:

Y' all scared that dog worse than it scared that woman that got shot.

Speaker E:

I bet he needs some earplugs from now.

Speaker E:

His ear still ringing, Bo?

Speaker B:

Dog.

Speaker B:

That's.

Speaker B:

That's dog abuse.

Speaker B:

You letting some.

Speaker B:

Letting that dog shoot somebody.

Speaker A:

Dog abuse?

Speaker D:

Yeah, dog abuse.

Speaker C:

I kind of don't think so.

Speaker C:

I think the dog might be the violent.

Speaker A:

The violent offender here.

Speaker C:

Yes.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Now I got another story.

Speaker A:

Let me find it real quick because I'm having computer troubles.

Speaker A:

Of course.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Oh, Ebola.

Speaker D:

Oh, Ebola.

Speaker A:

The hands of Hana virus didn't scare us enough.

Speaker A:

So Ebola, they think, well, it spread, spreading faster than can be controlled.

Speaker A:

They who warns that cases have ridden over to one over 1,000.

Speaker C:

Well, you know, part of the problem, right, is with this village where it's so bad at, they basically ran off.

Speaker C:

The who doctors.

Speaker A:

Oh, really?

Speaker C:

The ones that blood.

Speaker C:

Whoville.

Speaker C:

Yeah, the Whoville doctors.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

There.

Speaker A:

There's been a man and a woman in northern Italy that may have been exposed.

Speaker A:

They've now tasted negative.

Speaker B:

So how did they go to this village?

Speaker A:

Yeah, they go to the area to surround sight people.

Speaker A:

You're trying to save people, make it sanitary, get rid of the germs, you.

Speaker C:

Know how to sanitize it, keep.

Speaker B:

But at home don't, you know, don't save them.

Speaker B:

They don't want to be saved.

Speaker B:

That's.

Speaker B:

That's what I heard.

Speaker B:

That's only for, you know, that's what it's talking about.

Speaker A:

Gary hates geese and he hates Ebola.

Speaker B:

I hate Ebola.

Speaker C:

I will say scorch Earth policy would be eliminated too.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Geez.

Speaker A:

Scorched earth policy, you think?

Speaker C:

Yeah, I mean, just, I mean, that would be a way.

Speaker B:

Like this guy that got the hint of virus.

Speaker B:

From my understanding, he went to like a, A, A dump that was like.

Speaker B:

No, like a city dump.

Speaker B:

Like a city dump.

Speaker B:

But it obviously, whatever you call city dump in Africa or in South America, and apparently it was, you know, trolling with all these damn rats that are full of this end of virus.

Speaker B:

So that's sort of on him somewhat.

Speaker C:

I think he was aware of us.

Speaker D:

It all goes back to people going to places that shouldn't really be in first place.

Speaker B:

It's rats.

Speaker B:

It's rat feces, you know, is what is what is derived from his understanding things and.

Speaker C:

And doing things.

Speaker D:

Things with things and.

Speaker A:

Yep.

Speaker D:

Going places they shouldn't really be in the first place.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

But now I don't understand how Ebola virus spreads so bad because it's all what I think it's.

Speaker B:

Do you guys forget?

Speaker C:

Oh, no, no.

Speaker C:

But when you.

Speaker C:

When you have.

Speaker C:

You start leak bleeding from every or body.

Speaker D:

I know, but.

Speaker B:

Whenever I think of Ebola, I think of that movie.

Speaker B:

What was that movie?

Speaker B:

Al.

Speaker B:

Contagion.

Speaker B:

I think Contagion.

Speaker D:

Outbreak's better, though.

Speaker B:

Outbreak's a better movie.

Speaker A:

You know what's a better movie?

Speaker A:

Thank you, Dr. Fauci.

Speaker C:

Yeah, I remember right when Kobe hit.

Speaker C:

Everybody was watching that.

Speaker A:

It was Outbreak.

Speaker C:

Was it outright?

Speaker B:

I think it was Contagion that they were pushing.

Speaker B:

I think it was.

Speaker A:

Which one had Matt Damon in it?

Speaker B:

That was contagious.

Speaker A:

Okay.

Speaker A:

Then that's when I watched.

Speaker B:

And Dustin Hoffman.

Speaker C:

Okay.

Speaker A:

And I watched World War Z too, by the way.

Speaker B:

World War Kevin Spacey was one of them too.

Speaker C:

So what is the one thing you miss from Coven?

Speaker B:

I miss all the free time that we had together, even though we were working because we couldn't do nothing else but work and come home.

Speaker C:

I miss all the homemade PPE people people wore.

Speaker A:

Oh, yes, you can still see that from time.

Speaker C:

But there was like ladies Jungle juice bottles.

Speaker D:

Oh yeah, that was hilarious.

Speaker B:

I was like the.

Speaker B:

The Washington, the.

Speaker B:

What are they called?

Speaker B:

The cheesecloth.

Speaker C:

Cheesecloth.

Speaker C:

Like there's other people.

Speaker C:

Like Halloween costumes and man.

Speaker C:

But now the one thing pisses me off.

Speaker C:

It's still a holdover of COVID is you go to a gas station, people like 8 or 10ft between them and the person.

Speaker D:

Oh yeah, that don't bother me.

Speaker D:

No, I love.

Speaker D:

I don't.

Speaker C:

Because if there's three people in line, you're outside the store.

Speaker D:

I don't care.

Speaker E:

Somebody get in between you.

Speaker C:

I've done that before.

Speaker C:

They're like, oh, I've been lying.

Speaker A:

Like, man, I could care less.

Speaker B:

Video that.

Speaker B:

That went viral.

Speaker B:

The video of the lady in Memphis that had all the Walmart bags taped to her arms when she go pick up her kid from school.

Speaker A:

Oh yeah.

Speaker D:

Memphis is right to kill me was when people wear masks.

Speaker D:

My husband, wife be driving down the road in the car with mask on.

Speaker C:

Remember the video, the guy California swimming with a mask on.

Speaker E:

I love the ones driving down the road by themselves.

Speaker B:

I'm like, dude, I think this just.

Speaker A:

Makes me feel safe.

Speaker A:

Not necessarily.

Speaker A:

Not necessarily from disease.

Speaker A:

I think it's an anxiety thing.

Speaker C:

That's like rubble one out with A condom on.

Speaker A:

I think it's a scenario.

Speaker D:

So I. I'm not going.

Speaker D:

I'm not.

Speaker D:

I won't name no names, but I work with folks that I never seen their face until after a couple years.

Speaker D:

And when they put the mask off, some of them I didn't even recognize.

Speaker D:

Others I just like, oh, geez, put the mask back.

Speaker D:

I mean, that's how it was, really.

Speaker A:

And then you have.

Speaker A:

Y should be ashamed yourself.

Speaker D:

We should be, but that's how it was.

Speaker A:

Shame yourself.

Speaker A:

Y' all remember we talked about.

Speaker A:

It's in Canada called maid.

Speaker A:

That's the assisted suicide.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Canadian doctor met a man, 45, suffering from IBD and depression.

Speaker A:

What is.

Speaker A:

No, it's not.

Speaker A:

Yes.

Speaker A:

Oh, Inflammatory bowel disease.

Speaker A:

Okay, so it is same thing.

Speaker E:

The.

Speaker A:

And depression.

Speaker A:

And that would depress the hell out of you.

Speaker A:

And look, he was.

Speaker A:

He had IBD and was depressed outside Tim Hortons.

Speaker A:

And he said, hey, man, you doing all right?

Speaker B:

Nah.

Speaker A:

So he took him to have him euthanized just like a stray dog.

Speaker A:

That's where we've come to.

Speaker A:

That's where we've come to in Canada.

Speaker E:

He killed it.

Speaker A:

He euthanized a man suffering from inflammatory bowel disease.

Speaker B:

If he signed off on it.

Speaker A:

That's the doctor that.

Speaker A:

This is.

Speaker A:

This is even more morbid than I thought.

Speaker A:

The doctor that euthanized him is the one that found him outside Tim Horton.

Speaker E:

So.

Speaker B:

So the guy's going around.

Speaker E:

Oh, man.

Speaker B:

What the heck's going on?

Speaker A:

Or is it like.

Speaker A:

It puts the lotion on the skin?

Speaker B:

That is creepy.

Speaker B:

The doc.

Speaker B:

But don't they have a psychiatrist?

Speaker A:

Hey, this same guy.

Speaker C:

Hold on.

Speaker B:

Maybe Canadian geese.

Speaker B:

They were Canadian geeks.

Speaker A:

Hey, this same doctor was investigated because he euthanized someone with Crohn's disease.

Speaker C:

He would do what to it?

Speaker A:

Euthanized?

Speaker C:

Yeah, euthanized.

Speaker A:

Oh, that's my.

Speaker A:

That's the arch disease.

Speaker A:

He euthanized someone with Crohn's disease.

Speaker A:

So he.

Speaker A:

If you got some alcohol, if you got some bowel problems, he own you.

Speaker B:

He ready to let you go.

Speaker D:

Don't get dis.

Speaker C:

But he'll catch me coming back from a Taco Bell one day, like,.

Speaker D:

Short.

Speaker C:

On toilet paper over walking out of Chris and like, this way, sir.

Speaker B:

I had a few gut bombs.

Speaker D:

Yeah, he's camped out.

Speaker B:

Crystal.

Speaker A:

Oh, you.

Speaker C:

That sack over here.

Speaker A:

So are we really in a world where you can.

Speaker A:

Like the guy underneath the overpass up here you go.

Speaker A:

Hey, man, you really want to be around.

Speaker B:

Are we really?

Speaker C:

Is that the world?

Speaker B:

Doctor should not Be asking that question to anybody.

Speaker E:

Hell, all them folks may be from Canada.

Speaker A:

Oh, they could be.

Speaker A:

Anyway, look, we broke that story years ago about made.

Speaker A:

And it seems to be.

Speaker A:

I mean, worse.

Speaker B:

I mean, we.

Speaker B:

We do know somebody that was affected by that.

Speaker B:

And that person who.

Speaker B:

Who went through made.

Speaker B:

They did.

Speaker D:

I.

Speaker A:

It was very.

Speaker A:

I agree with you.

Speaker B:

It makes.

Speaker B:

It made sense.

Speaker A:

And it was very.

Speaker A:

What's the word I'm looking for?

Speaker D:

Dignified.

Speaker A:

Dignified.

Speaker A:

Thank you.

Speaker A:

It really was.

Speaker C:

But drip down naked, just like jumping in front of a bus or something.

Speaker A:

That's a normal Friday night for you.

Speaker B:

Back and lander to the car.

Speaker A:

Jamie just said that his normal Friday night routines is how he's gonna end things.

Speaker E:

He laid under car in my driveway one night.

Speaker C:

I did.

Speaker C:

I remember waking up, my toenails are scratched out of.

Speaker D:

Hell, your toenails were.

Speaker C:

Scratch toenails.

Speaker C:

The tops of them.

Speaker C:

Because I climbed under a bar's truck.

Speaker A:

Oh yeah, he was on the truck.

Speaker C:

I still don't know why I do.

Speaker B:

It made sense at the time.

Speaker C:

I don't wear nothing.

Speaker C:

You and your wife's biggest time was over.

Speaker C:

You sprawls out the trash.

Speaker B:

What?

Speaker E:

What?

Speaker B:

Put it in.

Speaker D:

Isn't that like a George Castanza thing?

Speaker C:

Y' all remember that?

Speaker C:

When he and Witty lived over right down the road from West's house?

Speaker A:

Bridge, Red Cove.

Speaker B:

That's where it was.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

They got a fight cuz he ate a hash Brown from McDonald's out the Trash.

Speaker B:

Could she just be throwing away?

Speaker A:

Why she throw it away, Gary?

Speaker B:

That's where I'm at.

Speaker B:

So that's where I'm at.

Speaker C:

He gets out, walks to his mama's house, which is not close.

Speaker A:

That's first night he ever drank, wasn't it?

Speaker A:

No, but I was.

Speaker B:

I was smashing.

Speaker A:

But is that the night Poppins was born?

Speaker A:

No, that was.

Speaker B:

That was a different night.

Speaker C:

That's a different night too.

Speaker B:

Okay, there's a bunch of different nights for those things.

Speaker B:

But I was granted my freedom for a few hours.

Speaker C:

And yeah, he was jumping trampolines and random people's houses.

Speaker D:

And have you where Castanza eats the donut out of the trash?

Speaker C:

No, no.

Speaker C:

It's hilarious.

Speaker B:

But that's similar what I probably did.

Speaker C:

Yes.

Speaker D:

He said it was still laid on the paper towel.

Speaker D:

It had been, you know, sitting right on top.

Speaker B:

Who does?

Speaker A:

Way donuts?

Speaker A:

I mean, let's.

Speaker A:

Let's go.

Speaker B:

I mean, that's a sin in itself.

Speaker A:

You guys know who Baby Alien is?

Speaker A:

Marty has no idea who Baby Alien is.

Speaker B:

Baby who?

Speaker A:

I just knew west is Evelyn.

Speaker A:

Baby Alien Baby.

Speaker A:

He's a social influencer.

Speaker A:

No, this guy right here.

Speaker A:

I knew you would know him.

Speaker A:

He does videos.

Speaker B:

Videos with stars of some sort.

Speaker C:

Yeah, right now he's doing well for himself.

Speaker A:

Yes, he does crazy things.

Speaker A:

He was recently before a judge.

Speaker A:

You've heard of clavicler?

Speaker A:

I'm the most hip of everybody.

Speaker A:

No, it's another.

Speaker A:

It's another social influencer.

Speaker D:

Dumbest name ever.

Speaker D:

He's.

Speaker A:

He's doing well for himself too.

Speaker D:

Hammer in the face to make himself look better.

Speaker A:

Well, the whole.

Speaker A:

This is.

Speaker A:

This is what they got in trouble for.

Speaker A:

Him and Kevin.

Speaker B:

What did they get in trouble for?

Speaker A:

They were shooting a dead alligator.

Speaker A:

This goes on with the goose story.

Speaker A:

Actually both of them ended up in.

Speaker A:

In jail.

Speaker A:

It was dead.

Speaker A:

They said it was dead.

Speaker D:

Have y' all seen that?

Speaker D:

Body maxing or whatever it's called that.

Speaker A:

You didn't even know who he was two minutes ago.

Speaker D:

I did.

Speaker C:

I didn't know.

Speaker C:

He didn't know who clavicle was.

Speaker A:

Well, hold on.

Speaker A:

We'll get that minute.

Speaker A:

I want to finish this story real quick.

Speaker A:

So the.

Speaker A:

The real story was though both of them was before what they're considering the most handsome judge.

Speaker A:

The hot judge.

Speaker A:

Carrie wants to know Judge Marcus Bach.

Speaker C:

This door took a tire.

Speaker A:

Let me show you another picture of.

Speaker A:

There's baby alien.

Speaker B:

Baby alien?

Speaker B:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker D:

Oh yeah, he's alien.

Speaker B:

He looked cool.

Speaker E:

I thought you talking about mar you say body maxing.

Speaker D:

If these a youth movement is what they're saying.

Speaker A:

Youth movement.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

Well that doesn't.

Speaker A:

None of us qualify.

Speaker D:

One of the.

Speaker D:

They're trying to reach the ultimate penultimate beauty.

Speaker D:

The what?

Speaker B:

Penultimate.

Speaker D:

So like in the face with a hammer hoping they break the bones so they heal back with more.

Speaker A:

Do you know there was a time those people didn't survive?

Speaker A:

I know we've created a world where.

Speaker C:

Darwin when they started putting warnings on buckets.

Speaker E:

That's crazy.

Speaker B:

And tide pods, you know and look,.

Speaker A:

Survival to fitness is no more.

Speaker A:

The dumb people procreate more than was a great documentary.

Speaker A:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker B:

Idiocracy.

Speaker B:

It's great movie.

Speaker D:

It's called Body Max.

Speaker D:

And I think I remember the one.

Speaker B:

Time that Emma did the Kendall Jenner had some thing that she did where she took a shot glass and put over her lips and she'd suck.

Speaker D:

Oh yeah.

Speaker B:

I throw her lips.

Speaker B:

Essentially the blood vessels and lips explode.

Speaker B:

It makes the list pop up.

Speaker B:

Emma's lip came up and it looked it.

Speaker B:

It was bad, it was purple, it was nasty.

Speaker B:

What are you doing?

Speaker C:

I Remember doing that one time when I was a kid?

Speaker C:

I wasn't body shot or whatever.

Speaker B:

We didn't have nothing.

Speaker C:

A line all around my face where I had a cup.

Speaker B:

I used to do it all the time.

Speaker B:

I was like, hey, look, I could keep this cup on my face without touching it, you know?

Speaker B:

Yeah, that was fun.

Speaker E:

Yeah, for like a second.

Speaker B:

For like a second.

Speaker C:

Look what I. I'm watching tv.

Speaker C:

Just stuck my face and I got done.

Speaker C:

I was like, oh, crap.

Speaker C:

I didn't mess up.

Speaker C:

I had like, purple all over my face.

Speaker A:

J.P. morgan, we talked about him last week.

Speaker A:

You know, it was the goofy looking guy who accused his boss of making sexual vans.

Speaker A:

This guy right here, Right?

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

Well, show us his boss again.

Speaker B:

Oh, yeah.

Speaker B:

Oh.

Speaker B:

Where she was taking advantage.

Speaker A:

Okay, so.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

And the story is kind of crazy.

Speaker A:

They're getting ready.

Speaker A:

Yeah, maybe a little.

Speaker A:

They were getting.

Speaker A:

Getting ready to go into court.

Speaker A:

His lawyer quits him right before he goes to court.

Speaker B:

Oh, she's paying the lawyer, too.

Speaker A:

No.

Speaker A:

And he goes in and.

Speaker A:

But because basically this lawyer will take anybody.

Speaker A:

He's been representing Epstein people, which are legit, but the story is just too outlandish.

Speaker A:

He's basically been dumped.

Speaker A:

There's been.

Speaker A:

No.

Speaker A:

The city of New York will not file charges against the woman.

Speaker A:

This guy's a complete liar.

Speaker A:

They found evidence on his computer that he had planned the exact same scheme on a male guy at the previous report.

Speaker B:

So he.

Speaker B:

He does it to women and men.

Speaker C:

What a loser.

Speaker B:

Yeah, well, he's not sexist, you know,.

Speaker C:

He's gonna ruin his woman's life.

Speaker A:

He tried to.

Speaker B:

I don't think he would have.

Speaker B:

I think.

Speaker B:

I think they would.

Speaker B:

They would have found out.

Speaker B:

No.

Speaker A:

Oh, apparently people started texting this lady after that.

Speaker A:

Yeah, they're probably sitting.

Speaker B:

I. I can assist you.

Speaker A:

Oh, no.

Speaker A:

They were mean to her.

Speaker B:

Oh, they were mean.

Speaker E:

They were trying to hook up.

Speaker A:

That's what I would have thought, too.

Speaker B:

I think this was a hookup society.

Speaker A:

This the one?

Speaker A:

This one said, your new toy reads, my name is blank, and if you need a slave.

Speaker A:

I've been searching for a map.

Speaker A:

Now that's what I expected.

Speaker A:

The People center hate mail.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Don't.

Speaker B:

Don't be hating.

Speaker A:

Don't behave.

Speaker B:

What a story that is.

Speaker A:

People lie about anything.

Speaker A:

He probably.

Speaker A:

He wasn't too good at it, to be honest.

Speaker D:

Well, no, because he went way.

Speaker C:

Well, looking back.

Speaker C:

Look at him.

Speaker C:

Look at her.

Speaker B:

And mean.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

It didn't make sense at the time.

Speaker D:

No.

Speaker C:

All I can think about was Peter Griffin and his boss.

Speaker D:

Oh, Lord.

Speaker C:

And his coworker.

Speaker C:

Yeah, coworker.

Speaker D:

What kills me.

Speaker D:

Andy.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I got another look.

Speaker A:

I'm sharing all kinds of stuff tonight.

Speaker A:

The snake wrangler, RFK Jr grabbed two snakes with his bear.

Speaker D:

I have not seen this.

Speaker A:

They feel play if I got to do.

Speaker B:

There's no way that snake.

Speaker A:

Well, let's get the ads over with.

Speaker A:

We can just shop for dxl.

Speaker A:

I wonder why it's dxl.

Speaker B:

What is he doing?

Speaker A:

We'll probably get.

Speaker C:

They got the badger noodles.

Speaker D:

Is that rfk?

Speaker A:

They've got to be garden.

Speaker A:

That's rfk.

Speaker A:

They gotta be.

Speaker D:

What?

Speaker A:

What are.

Speaker C:

Oh, wow.

Speaker C:

Garter snake.

Speaker A:

Those are Garter snake.

Speaker C:

They say what?

Speaker C:

They're like a.

Speaker C:

A black racer or something like that?

Speaker A:

They're black snakes.

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

Okay.

Speaker D:

Oh, well, they are.

Speaker D:

They.

Speaker B:

All right, so the whale story is now making sense.

Speaker A:

What was the real story?

Speaker C:

He never denied the wh.

Speaker B:

He never denied the wh.

Speaker A:

Oh, no, it was true.

Speaker C:

Put the whale head on.

Speaker B:

Head and.

Speaker A:

Then he chopped off, like, a beaver penis or something.

Speaker E:

Oh, yeah.

Speaker E:

I never talked about the whale.

Speaker E:

I don't remember the beaver.

Speaker B:

He needed the pelt from that beaver.

Speaker A:

I'm looking it up.

Speaker E:

Yeah,.

Speaker A:

We talked about that.

Speaker A:

Maybe the whale pens.

Speaker B:

He cut off a whale's head.

Speaker A:

I think it was a.

Speaker A:

A road kill.

Speaker A:

Raccoon.

Speaker A:

He cut the penis off of.

Speaker B:

Oh, raccoon.

Speaker E:

Oh, yeah.

Speaker E:

People put them moonshiners put them in their hats.

Speaker A:

Oh, do they really?

Speaker C:

Yeah, they call.

Speaker C:

They call it a hillbilly, too.

Speaker A:

Pick.

Speaker E:

And they stick it in the end of the steel when stuff comes out, so it'll go straight down.

Speaker B:

Oh, I've seen that before.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

Google.

Speaker C:

I think it's called a hillbilly toothpick.

Speaker C:

Google it.

Speaker B:

Right?

Speaker E:

I think it is.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

Hillbilly toothpick.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

See, y' all act like y' all didn't know what I was talking about, but.

Speaker E:

Okay, I didn't.

Speaker D:

Jamie knew what you were talking.

Speaker B:

I was thinking this was going to like some type.

Speaker A:

Yep, that's what it is.

Speaker B:

Auto rotica type thing, you know?

Speaker C:

There you go.

Speaker E:

They stick the long end and the tube of the steel and the copper, and it.

Speaker E:

It'll just run right down there and go straight in the jaw.

Speaker A:

So all the moonshine, that's what it gets.

Speaker A:

A woman shoots two lawyers handling her civil lawsuit she filed against the police.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

A North Carolina woman allegedly shot two lawyers handling a civil lawsuit she filed against police as they were leaving the courthouse.

Speaker A:

Well, there you go.

Speaker A:

That lawsuit took a weird turn Didn't.

Speaker D:

I think she lost the lawsuit.

Speaker A:

A terrible.

Speaker B:

Should have patted her down.

Speaker B:

You know.

Speaker E:

I don't like it.

Speaker A:

Let's see what else.

Speaker B:

You know.

Speaker B:

You don't know.

Speaker B:

Some folks, kids, you never know.

Speaker A:

It's like there's something we never talked about.

Speaker A:

Oh, we didn't talk about Samuel Jackson.

Speaker D:

You know, he shoots him in the courthouse.

Speaker D:

The guys.

Speaker B:

Is that Matthew?

Speaker B:

No.

Speaker A:

Is it a time to kill?

Speaker D:

I don't think.

Speaker A:

I don't think I ever saw.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

Kill them and I hope they burn in hell.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

I think that in that too.

Speaker C:

My favorite scene.

Speaker A:

I don't know why.

Speaker C:

Just Matthew McConaughey's giving this long, drawn out story.

Speaker C:

He says now pretend they're black.

Speaker B:

You know what?

Speaker A:

The original story, the races were swapped.

Speaker A:

Because that's actually a John Grisham movie.

Speaker A:

The only reason I even know about it is I come across some tick tock.

Speaker C:

No have it.

Speaker C:

It would have been the same movie.

Speaker A:

It had been.

Speaker A:

You don't think so?

Speaker C:

No.

Speaker A:

No.

Speaker A:

And in the other movie, the Race in the Environment.

Speaker C:

They did it.

Speaker C:

A great movie.

Speaker A:

I'm about to watch it.

Speaker A:

I don't remember seeing it before.

Speaker A:

Let's see what I got here.

Speaker A:

Kyle Bush, rest in peace.

Speaker C:

Let's pull one out of Terry's floor for.

Speaker A:

I don't have any Bush, but.

Speaker A:

Yeah, there we go.

Speaker A:

Cowboys suffered a tragic chain of events that led to his death at age 41 just last week.

Speaker B:

Right.

Speaker A:

He developed sepsis.

Speaker A:

According to a death certificate obtained by Us Weekly, the sepsis disseminated intravascular coagulation or small clots that form in the bloodstream which block flow to the organs.

Speaker B:

It was a nasty case of pneumonia that switched to sepsis in it.

Speaker A:

Bush then dealt with hemorrhagic shock which caused internal and external blood loss.

Speaker A:

Was death on May 21st.

Speaker C:

Man.

Speaker D:

Well, you know, I don't know if y' all know this, but that's basically what killed Charlie.

Speaker D:

What died.

Speaker D:

She died.

Speaker D:

I mean, she had.

Speaker D:

Well, let's.

Speaker C:

Let's explain that.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker D:

It's.

Speaker D:

And what's crazy is Charlie was 39.

Speaker D:

Bush was 41.

Speaker D:

So we're basically the same age.

Speaker C:

For those that don't know.

Speaker C:

Who's Charlie?

Speaker D:

My wife.

Speaker D:

My wife.

Speaker C:

Yes.

Speaker E:

Charlie.

Speaker A:

Oh, yeah.

Speaker A:

For y. Y' all probably don't know.

Speaker A:

They both married to Charlie.

Speaker D:

We both married.

Speaker D:

Charlie's.

Speaker A:

I do.

Speaker A:

That's all.

Speaker A:

Size of that.

Speaker A:

I only know two girls named Charlie and Good luck Charlie.

Speaker A:

Good luck Charlie from TV show.

Speaker B:

But yeah, they don't count that Was.

Speaker C:

A f. I know several kids or kids there.

Speaker C:

Several girls named Charlie.

Speaker D:

Oh, I only know two.

Speaker A:

That's because you have a Charlie fetish.

Speaker A:

You have a fetish for a girl name.

Speaker D:

I know my Charlie was first.

Speaker A:

Yeah, Charlie was first.

Speaker D:

Yes.

Speaker C:

He was my daughter.

Speaker A:

Yeah, but he married his before you married too.

Speaker D:

She ate years on first.

Speaker A:

So I didn't think.

Speaker A:

I didn't realize that Charlie was older.

Speaker A:

Yeah, she is older.

Speaker A:

Okay, what else y' all want to talk about?

Speaker A:

What's on your mind, boys?

Speaker A:

Girls?

Speaker A:

Rest in peace, Kyle Bush.

Speaker A:

Yeah, but.

Speaker C:

So let me see what we got.

Speaker C:

We are getting ready to get ready for postseason baseball.

Speaker C:

And I love college postseason baseball.

Speaker C:

It's fun.

Speaker B:

It's way more fun than Major League baseball.

Speaker C:

Oh, absolutely.

Speaker C:

Like, you know, the regional.

Speaker C:

Super regionals.

Speaker C:

Regional start this weekend.

Speaker E:

Oh, yeah, Softball.

Speaker A:

So fun.

Speaker C:

Oh, softball's been great.

Speaker D:

When does postseason start?

Speaker C:

It's already started.

Speaker C:

They're going to super regional.

Speaker A:

They're headed to Oklahoma.

Speaker B:

First time Arkansas been in it or.

Speaker A:

Oh, this is our first time.

Speaker C:

We were one of the worst teams in the country for years.

Speaker C:

And then this year we have run rolled every time we played postseason.

Speaker B:

Yes.

Speaker D:

Really?

Speaker B:

You smoked them all?

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

So we're at the College World Series for softball.

Speaker A:

Gary, tell us about the story you were telling us before we went on there.

Speaker B:

Oh, yes, the J.

Speaker B:

Will story.

Speaker B:

If you guys weren't aware of this, but Jason Williams, white chocolate, he's was playing the NBA.

Speaker B:

His daughter went to Florida for a couple years.

Speaker C:

Stud softball player.

Speaker B:

Softball player.

Speaker B:

Apparently they parted ways and she went to Texas Tech.

Speaker B:

Well, Texas Tech and Florida played each other in a part of the tournament and regionals.

Speaker C:

Super regional.

Speaker B:

Florida was the host and Florida was the host.

Speaker B:

And apparently they kept hitting.

Speaker B:

Hitting.

Speaker B:

Jason Williams daughters.

Speaker B:

Jason Williams got thrown out.

Speaker A:

When you say hitting, you really mean with the ball.

Speaker E:

Six or seven.

Speaker C:

Seven times, three games.

Speaker A:

But that is not a.

Speaker A:

No, that's not geographical oddity from one of our favorite.

Speaker B:

And she also.

Speaker B:

She was also hitting bombs, though apparently she.

Speaker C:

She was.

Speaker C:

She was hit.

Speaker B:

But at the end of it, after Texas Tech won the series two to one, Florida did not come out and shake their hands.

Speaker B:

So my boy, Jason Williams, who is alumni from Florida.

Speaker A:

That's right.

Speaker C:

Yep.

Speaker B:

He is totally not with them no more.

Speaker C:

He's parting ways of University of Florida.

Speaker D:

I wonder if he's contributed money or if he was just alumni.

Speaker A:

You can't actually.

Speaker A:

You can't accidentally hit one player that many times.

Speaker B:

No, no.

Speaker A:

There is absolutely no way.

Speaker C:

Don't talk about it.

Speaker C:

Y' all say, well, in NAACP is pushing for black athletes to avoid the sec.

Speaker A:

Yeah, that's been around for a while now.

Speaker C:

It just.

Speaker C:

But politics aside, there's not enough landing spots for any young athletes.

Speaker A:

Any athletes.

Speaker A:

Look, people.

Speaker A:

People make drastic statements and look, they believe they're right about what they say.

Speaker C:

They want us somebody else's money.

Speaker C:

It's all a lot easier.

Speaker A:

Yeah, it's a lot easier.

Speaker C:

Look, I personally know two young men from here that are getting stacks at sec.

Speaker C:

Yeah, SEC schools.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

I would not want them to forfeit that to go.

Speaker B:

They're not gonna get that at Ohio State.

Speaker A:

They will, but Ohio State.

Speaker A:

That's why Ohio State keeps the Big Ten has all the money now, apparently.

Speaker A:

I guess.

Speaker A:

I thought the south had all the research.

Speaker C:

There's 68 power four teams.

Speaker C:

Out of 68 of them, only 14 are in predominantly Democratic states.

Speaker D:

Really?

Speaker C:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

Well, how is a swing state.

Speaker C:

Wait, a swing said I didn't count.

Speaker B:

It though, because the swing state, they like to swing.

Speaker C:

Basically it's California school, Chicago or Illinois schools.

Speaker C:

New York, I mean.

Speaker A:

But New York schools are only really good in basketball.

Speaker A:

They're not good in football.

Speaker B:

Yeah, what good school's good at basketball in New York?

Speaker B:

Well, who's out of New York?

Speaker A:

Syracuse.

Speaker B:

Syracuse.

Speaker A:

They have been St. John's since they had comrades.

Speaker A:

St. John's Syracuse, Syracuse, St. John.

Speaker A:

Yukon's up in that corner, though.

Speaker A:

You got those places.

Speaker A:

The whole northeast corridor?

Speaker C:

Pretty much.

Speaker C:

Yes.

Speaker A:

But Arkansas racks, man, they should be good this year.

Speaker A:

How about the rar backs in the NBA playing for is I. Leah Joe still play for them too.

Speaker A:

Yeah.

Speaker A:

So you got two racks and they look really good.

Speaker A:

I think that them is.

Speaker A:

The spurs are probably the best two teams.

Speaker A:

Yeah, by far.

Speaker D:

Oklahoma City.

Speaker A:

Oklahoma City looks so good.

Speaker D:

Hey, but wait.

Speaker D:

ew York made the finals since:

Speaker A:

Oh, I remember last time I got a good friend who is a big Knicks fan and they swept old Cavaliers.

Speaker A:

Yeah, probably.

Speaker A:

Yeah, probably.

Speaker B:

John Starks.

Speaker A:

Yeah, maybe.

Speaker A:

Was big ugly still playing for him, Man, Patrick Kieran, that's one of the ugliest basketball players.

Speaker A:

Jurassic Park.

Speaker A:

Sam Elliott.

Speaker A:

Isn't that his name?

Speaker B:

As Sam.

Speaker A:

Sam Elliott was not in Jurassic Park.

Speaker A:

He was in that comedy.

Speaker A:

Sam Elliott was in that comedy.

Speaker B:

Is it Sam o'?

Speaker B:

Neill?

Speaker B:

That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker A:

Sam Elliott.

Speaker A:

Did y' all watch that comedy on Netflix?

Speaker A:

The one but then until dude got arrested.

Speaker A:

He had rapists, then went to jail and quit doing that was funny till then.

Speaker A:

It was terrible.

Speaker A:

Terrible time.

Speaker A:

Terrible.

Speaker A:

What's your Bet.

Speaker A:

What's your favorite show right now you.

Speaker D:

Gotta show you watching Land Man.

Speaker A:

Oh, we're beyond.

Speaker B:

Oh, you do?

Speaker C:

All right, well, you go first.

Speaker B:

Me and my wife binge watched the Burrows on Netflix.

Speaker B:

It is very.

Speaker D:

The new remake of the Burrows.

Speaker B:

Yes, on Netflix.

Speaker C:

Is it good?

Speaker B:

It's good.

Speaker B:

Burrows.

Speaker B:

It's called the Burrows.

Speaker A:

I mean, what's it about, Gary?

Speaker A:

I hadn't heard of it.

Speaker B:

It is a sci fi.

Speaker B:

It is a sci fi thriller.

Speaker B:

It's a series.

Speaker B:

It's a show series.

Speaker B:

Huh?

Speaker A:

What's it on Netflix?

Speaker B:

The Burrows.

Speaker C:

Oh, there's only eight episodes.

Speaker B:

Got a bunch of good big name actors.

Speaker C:

I said damn.

Speaker C:

First of all, memo watch the show.

Speaker C:

We love the original Scrubs.

Speaker C:

Started watching new and it's just as equally as good.

Speaker D:

It's.

Speaker E:

Oh, really?

Speaker A:

Did y' all watch the Pit?

Speaker C:

I know Jamie, I have not the baddest noob.

Speaker C:

Can you call it movies only 51 minutes long.

Speaker C:

There's only one episode.

Speaker C:

The new.

Speaker A:

I think there's gonna be more episodes.

Speaker C:

The new Punisher was awesome.

Speaker C:

It was.

Speaker C:

It was 51 minutes.

Speaker D:

Was good.

Speaker C:

Of ass beating.

Speaker B:

Yeah, see, I never got into those.

Speaker C:

You hadn't given that go watch punishment.

Speaker A:

Yeah, but it's like three seasons now with this extra one that came out.

Speaker A:

And you gotta probably have Disney now, don't you?

Speaker C:

Probably.

Speaker A:

Daredevil was really good.

Speaker A:

You know the one I like that nobody else liked so much was Jessica Jones.

Speaker D:

Hey, I'm watching this.

Speaker C:

You tell me it's good.

Speaker A:

I like Jessica Jones.

Speaker C:

Punisher was just awesome.

Speaker D:

Mr. Marvel.

Speaker E:

Captain.

Speaker D:

Yeah, Mr. Marvel.

Speaker A:

Mr. Wonder Woman.

Speaker D:

Wonder Man.

Speaker A:

Yeah, I probably won't be watching that.

Speaker D:

Season of the Boys, y'.

Speaker C:

All.

Speaker A:

I haven't watched Boys in season two.

Speaker C:

The orca.

Speaker A:

The orca scene with Aquaman with the water guy.

Speaker C:

Yeah, yeah.

Speaker C:

Dolphins.

Speaker A:

The deep.

Speaker C:

I've got to catch up.

Speaker C:

I haven't watched the season three and.

Speaker A:

They're on season five now.

Speaker A:

I think Marty has no idea what shows Marshall.

Speaker E:

I like Marshall.

Speaker A:

Well, if you watch the new Dutton Ranch one, I like it a lot.

Speaker E:

I watched.

Speaker C:

I've only seen one to go watch Punisher.

Speaker C:

He's got the guy that plays.

Speaker D:

Yep.

Speaker B:

Which one?

Speaker A:

He got killed off.

Speaker A:

No, no, no.

Speaker B:

This one.

Speaker A:

This one got killed off second season when they're on the ranch.

Speaker D:

I can't think of his name.

Speaker B:

Oh, I know, I know.

Speaker D:

You're talking about.

Speaker B:

Yeah, actually, the father to the baby.

Speaker A:

Yeah, that's right.

Speaker A:

I want to know his name.

Speaker A:

John Bernthal.

Speaker D:

Yeah, John Bertha.

Speaker B:

He was in the Fury I was watching that the other day.

Speaker C:

That's a good movie.

Speaker D:

He's one of those actors that if he's in it, you better watch.

Speaker C:

But he is so aggressive and Punisher that.

Speaker A:

Did you watch the first two seasons?

Speaker A:

Yeah, man.

Speaker A:

He's.

Speaker A:

That's non stop.

Speaker C:

It is action.

Speaker C:

Yes, it is.

Speaker B:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

And he looks just like.

Speaker C:

Like he's not Spider Man.

Speaker C:

He's like.

Speaker D:

He just don't give a crap.

Speaker A:

Did you watch all of those that were on Netflix?

Speaker A:

Like, what was the Golden.

Speaker C:

Golden.

Speaker A:

What was it?

Speaker A:

Golden Fist.

Speaker C:

Yeah, I tried to watch Goldfish.

Speaker C:

So that's called the City Defenders or Defenders?

Speaker D:

The Defenders.

Speaker C:

So.

Speaker C:

But I don't get into like.

Speaker C:

I like him because he's so hardcore.

Speaker A:

And Daredevil was really good.

Speaker C:

So it's Daredevil.

Speaker C:

It's the reason I like Jessica Jones.

Speaker C:

She's one of the Defenders.

Speaker C:

Yeah, she is.

Speaker A:

And she had the greatest.

Speaker A:

To me, the greatest bad guy ever.

Speaker A:

I'll do.

Speaker A:

If he spoke to you, you had to do what he told.

Speaker A:

What he told you.

Speaker A:

Gary was on Jessica Jones.

Speaker D:

I'm sure somebody.

Speaker D:

Iron Fist.

Speaker D:

I'm sure somebody can tell us who.

Speaker A:

Iron Fist.

Speaker D:

It was the weakest.

Speaker C:

I tried to watch it.

Speaker C:

I couldn't.

Speaker D:

It was the weakest.

Speaker D:

Now, Luke, I, you know, I don't know.

Speaker D:

I like Jessica Jones was good.

Speaker C:

And just let me ask back.

Speaker C:

Wonder Man.

Speaker C:

That's the.

Speaker C:

The one.

Speaker C:

The black guy.

Speaker C:

Right.

Speaker C:

Okay.

Speaker D:

I'm on episode two, so I don't know how good it's gonna be, but it seems to be more of a story than a superhero movie show.

Speaker C:

Great.

Speaker A:

I didn't watch that.

Speaker A:

Didn't see it.

Speaker B:

Have you all seen.

Speaker B:

Nope.

Speaker B:

It came out on Netflix.

Speaker D:

I did.

Speaker C:

I did.

Speaker D:

It wasn't that great.

Speaker D:

It was.

Speaker B:

It looked really good at the beginning and I didn't like.

Speaker B:

I didn't like how it went.

Speaker C:

We watched the Crash.

Speaker B:

Oh, the crash was a girl who was.

Speaker C:

Went to jail or went to prison for killing two people.

Speaker C:

Did that.

Speaker C:

The car once she hit a brick wall.

Speaker A:

No, I didn't see that one either.

Speaker A:

I saw the one with the sharks.

Speaker A:

Did y' all see the Netflix movie with the sharks?

Speaker A:

Yeah, and the hurricane.

Speaker A:

Yes, it was terrible.

Speaker A:

But I couldn't stop watching.

Speaker C:

It.

Speaker A:

Was close to it.

Speaker A:

Well, they picking.

Speaker A:

They're picking up blood in a truck to take it away from the.

Speaker A:

Where they slaughter animals.

Speaker A:

And all of a sudden that truck got caught in the hurricane and busted open and drew out.

Speaker B:

Yeah, I watched that.

Speaker B:

It was terrible.

Speaker B:

It was too CGI ish for Me, it was.

Speaker B:

It was the same as is Sharknado, except they were just in the water trap.

Speaker A:

Thrash is what it was.

Speaker A:

It's trash.

Speaker B:

Netflix sometimes suggests not very good shows.

Speaker B:

Somehow these movies become top 10 and they are not.

Speaker A:

Would you rather watch movies or series?

Speaker C:

I'd rather watch a documentary.

Speaker B:

I'd rather watch a movie.

Speaker D:

You know, I don't care.

Speaker D:

I have a hard time sitting down for two hours to do anything.

Speaker A:

So an hour watching this episode makes you want to watch another series?

Speaker C:

I'll binge watch it like 14 hours later.

Speaker A:

Any of y' all watching House of the Dragon?

Speaker A:

I. I have not watched since season one.

Speaker D:

I've started three times and I just.

Speaker A:

What about Don.

Speaker A:

What about Duncan, Whatever that's called.

Speaker A:

The Knights of the Realm, about Duncan Dive or whatever the name is.

Speaker A:

No, that's another sequel.

Speaker A:

Oh, it's not a staple to Lord of the Rings.

Speaker A:

Not Lord of the Rings.

Speaker D:

A night.

Speaker D:

It's not night.

Speaker E:

Still.

Speaker C:

I mean, I've been trying to watch the new Harry Potter, but I can't find it.

Speaker A:

It's on hbo, but it's not watching.

Speaker A:

Y' all don't watch Euphoria either, do you?

Speaker C:

I want to watch it because I want to say.

Speaker C:

I just want to compare it to.

Speaker D:

That's not my cup.

Speaker B:

I heard you throw it a little.

Speaker D:

That's not my cup.

Speaker A:

It is a masterpiece.

Speaker C:

What's the one that we love and.

Speaker A:

Not just because of the raunchiness.

Speaker A:

I've watched this season one, the character build, the.

Speaker A:

The characters they create.

Speaker A:

Is second tonight.

Speaker D:

What blonde chick that has perfect jeans?

Speaker A:

I just saw her name.

Speaker C:

The piss.

Speaker C:

The best show.

Speaker A:

I'm telling you.

Speaker A:

Byron the Bourbon got the pit on HBO.

Speaker A:

I agree.

Speaker A:

100.

Speaker C:

I've been telling you guys, I might have to sit down and watch it.

Speaker A:

There's two seasons, and I wish they did a season with the Night Crew.

Speaker A:

I wish one season is the 16 hours of the shift.

Speaker A:

Each hour is a.

Speaker A:

Each show is a different hour.

Speaker A:

Like, oh, it is amazing.

Speaker D:

But in the emergency room trauma center,.

Speaker A:

It's got Noah Wiley from er, except he's old now.

Speaker D:

Oh, do you know.

Speaker D:

Have you not heard the story about that?

Speaker A:

All right, tell him.

Speaker D:

No.

Speaker D:

Wy wanted it to be a continuation of er.

Speaker D:

Yeah, he's come back to the.

Speaker D:

But what's his name?

Speaker D:

What's the.

Speaker D:

What's the author that wrote all those.

Speaker A:

James Cameron was the.

Speaker A:

No, James Cameron's actually producing the Pit.

Speaker A:

So you know how high level James Cameron's producing.

Speaker B:

Oh, that's pretty good.

Speaker D:

But anyway, it's the author and I can't think of his name offhand.

Speaker D:

Michael Crichton.

Speaker D:

Michael wife.

Speaker D:

You know, he did Michael's Crichton wife won like 2.5.

Speaker A:

Rest in peace, Michael.

Speaker D:

Just do er.

Speaker A:

1.25 Million.

Speaker D:

Yeah, 2.5.

Speaker D:

That's pennies with money that they didn't, you know, they didn't want.

Speaker D:

They didn't know if this was going to be successful.

Speaker A:

Well, I wish they would just continue like we'll do this shift per episode then.

Speaker A:

Then three months from now we're gonna do the night shift.

Speaker A:

Cuz night shift guys is interesting storyline and then they come back and do day shift.

Speaker A:

That would be awesome.

Speaker A:

Hbo.

Speaker A:

Listen to life from the patio.

Speaker A:

I'll come be a guest on the show.

Speaker A:

I'll be the fat guy with like an abscess.

Speaker E:

8 Hour, 12 hour, 16.

Speaker A:

16 Hours, 16 hour.

Speaker B:

You can do it, Marty.

Speaker A:

No, you don't watch them all one time.

Speaker A:

Although you want to.

Speaker A:

I'm telling you, that show is one of those that they end on a little bit of a cliffhanger, medical cliffhanger.

Speaker A:

And you come right in and like, all right, I got at least watch first five minutes.

Speaker B:

Next episode you binge all that I agree with binge all the low rings, then you binge all the Harry Potters and you be caught up with us.

Speaker C:

Okay.

Speaker A:

I don't think I've watched all Harry Potter, dude.

Speaker C:

I will tell you that.

Speaker C:

So when I live, when I was out of town working, I live there, I was outtown working.

Speaker C:

I would take a weekend like I watched all the Harry Potters in a row.

Speaker B:

That's how you do it.

Speaker D:

Yeah.

Speaker B:

So you don't forget.

Speaker B:

You don't forget.

Speaker B:

You know.

Speaker C:

You know what was more the most enjoyable weekend?

Speaker C:

And I learned so much.

Speaker C:

I watched all of the Back to the Futures in a row.

Speaker B:

Oh, there you go.

Speaker C:

And I did not realize until that weekend that all takes takes place in one day.

Speaker D:

Huh.

Speaker C:

I did not know that the which one future.

Speaker C:

It all takes place three shows.

Speaker B:

I keep going back to the future.

Speaker A:

I rewatched Game of Thrones,.

Speaker D:

Man, it was so built.

Speaker B:

They just threw it all at one.

Speaker D:

It was so built.

Speaker D:

And so.

Speaker A:

But re watching it, you pick up on things that you didn't realize.

Speaker A:

That is such a well done show.

Speaker D:

I read on the book.

Speaker D:

I was caught up.

Speaker A:

Well, but you don't know how it ends in the book because it hadn't been written yet.

Speaker D:

And he ain't gonna fish.

Speaker D:

He admitted the other day a couple months ago, he wasn't gonna fish.

Speaker D:

I figured what they'll do is wait till he dies off and they'll hire a Ghost Rider for it.

Speaker A:

Although he did say his finale would be different.

Speaker A:

Would have been slightly different.

Speaker A:

Jamie, you would get sucked into this odor.

Speaker A:

You would odor.

Speaker B:

Me and Witie started watching Game of Thrones during the beginning the last season we got all the way up and.

Speaker A:

I went back and watched and after watching again I don't watch many shows twice or movies twice.

Speaker A:

After watching again I could go watch.

Speaker C:

It third time series I've watched more than once.

Speaker C:

I watched My name is Earl probably three times.

Speaker A:

I have watched the Office five times.

Speaker C:

And then I watched Scrubs original two or three times.

Speaker C:

The Wire.

Speaker B:

How about the Wire?

Speaker A:

You guys watch Wire?

Speaker B:

What count if I rewatch and it.

Speaker A:

Was the Wire is one of the greatest shows ever written.

Speaker D:

I mean how many times you watch Andy Griffin show?

Speaker A:

Probably all of them.

Speaker D:

I watched it like three or four times.

Speaker D:

I'm like the entire.

Speaker A:

How about Breaking Bad?

Speaker D:

Breaking Bad was one.

Speaker D:

So I will.

Speaker C:

I will tell you that I watched Breaking bad religiously for two seasons and it abruptly stopped.

Speaker B:

I watched two seasons and then when.

Speaker C:

It started back up like two years later, I've never.

Speaker A:

The Walking Dead season 8 is where I stopped and I. I have.

Speaker A:

I have not been able I will go back and try to watch it and I lose interest.

Speaker C:

I'll say this when and he was a cool character but the whole Negan thing killed it.

Speaker A:

Yeah but Negan turns into once he.

Speaker B:

Became a good guy.

Speaker B:

That's when the story they jumped the.

Speaker A:

Shark when they killed off what's the name?

Speaker C:

Yeah, they did but the Negan thing draw that drop grew out so long.

Speaker A:

That it it over multiple season.

Speaker C:

Yeah, a lot of their stuff was season long and then climax at the end and there's a new I'm g.

Speaker D:

Said that I met him and he is so tiny me.

Speaker A:

All right, all right.

Speaker A:

I'm fixing to say a bunch of series that Wes probably watch.

Speaker A:

Y' all have it Battlestar Galactica.

Speaker A:

How good is Battlestar Galactic?

Speaker D:

I meant Kevin Sarbo.

Speaker A:

That's the yeah.

Speaker A:

How.

Speaker A:

That's the no, it's not the new battle car Galaxy Galactica.

Speaker D:

I like the new one better.

Speaker C:

How about the.

Speaker A:

The the HBO with the brothers fighting in the military.

Speaker A:

What is that Band of brothers.

Speaker A:

What about the Pacific?

Speaker B:

I haven't seen it.

Speaker C:

It's not as good.

Speaker C:

I think I might better my mind about b brothers.

Speaker D:

Y Mine and Jamie's grandfather fought in all of those battles he fought in.

Speaker A:

Five of the most, and he was bowlegged.

Speaker C:

Oh, it wasn't Grandpa, my boss.

Speaker C:

Me and him were just casually talking when they were.

Speaker C:

Both of our grandfathers fought in the European theater.

Speaker C:

And we're talking.

Speaker A:

I was like, yeah.

Speaker C:

Mine was attached to General Patton.

Speaker C:

He's mine, too.

Speaker C:

So, like, both of our grandfathers were.

Speaker A:

That's awesome.

Speaker C:

Patents.

Speaker D:

Our grandfather had five Bron Fine Bronze Stars, and they were what they give them as Bronze Stars for five.

Speaker D:

The Bronze Star battles, like Battle the Bulge was Bronze Star Battle.

Speaker D:

Normandy beach was a Bronze Star battle, and he had five of them.

Speaker A:

I'm gonna take you way back.

Speaker A:

How about the Shield?

Speaker A:

Did y' all watch Shield?

Speaker B:

The ball guy?

Speaker D:

Yeah, I think.

Speaker D:

I don't know.

Speaker B:

I remember watching is.

Speaker D:

He was better in his thing for.

Speaker B:

He's better in Fantastic Four.

Speaker A:

What about Stripes?

Speaker A:

Yeah, what stripes?

Speaker A:

We need do a Stripes marathon.

Speaker A:

You know, if you guys don't know, we.

Speaker A:

We do have.

Speaker A:

Let's see.

Speaker A:

BB said.

Speaker A:

I used to watch Breaking Bad every summer.

Speaker A:

Oh, yeah.

Speaker A:

I'm telling you, I do, too.

Speaker D:

See?

Speaker A:

Thanks again for helping me become a squire.

Speaker A:

You good, buddy.

Speaker D:

I got somebody else that wants to come.

Speaker A:

I got some.

Speaker D:

Yeah, okay.

Speaker A:

Yeah, let me know.

Speaker A:

We'll take care of it.

Speaker A:

Marty, probably.

Speaker A:

I got one more left, Michelle.

Speaker A:

Oh, you don't.

Speaker A:

Did five.

Speaker C:

Yeah, there's a difference.

Speaker A:

I am a Kentucky general.

Speaker D:

Sorry, that's begging to become one.

Speaker A:

All right, tell me I can help you.

Speaker C:

It's a funny story.

Speaker C:

Colonel Sanders was a Kentucky colonel.

Speaker A:

I need a Kentucky.

Speaker C:

So Dave, who owns Wendy's, was also a Kentucky colonel.

Speaker C:

He said he was.

Speaker C:

Yeah, he said.

Speaker C:

But I did not live it up like Colonel Sanders did.

Speaker D:

Hey, how many people thought Dave Thomas and Dave Thomas were the same person?

Speaker C:

Hey, another true story.

Speaker C:

Me, Wes.

Speaker C:

Our parents worked with a guy.

Speaker C:

His name was Dave Thomas or Danny Thomas.

Speaker D:

Danny Thomas, who's it is.

Speaker C:

Terrible kid.

Speaker C:

Had cancer.

Speaker C:

He went over there.

Speaker C:

They wouldn't let him in because they thought he's lying about his name.

Speaker B:

What?

Speaker D:

Oh, man.

Speaker C:

Just made a jackass.

Speaker D:

That's sad story, but Danny Thomas and I used to.

Speaker D:

Daddy Thomas.

Speaker C:

Look, Charlie got George Jones and Jim Jones confused.

Speaker A:

George Jones had everybody drinking Kool Aid.

Speaker C:

Yeah, that's for your music.

Speaker A:

Have y' all ever seen the documentary about Jim Jones?

Speaker A:

He started out, it was not.

Speaker A:

He wasn't crazy.

Speaker A:

He was pressured, really, by the government and drove him crazy.

Speaker A:

He got on drugs and stuff.

Speaker B:

Just don't drink the Kool Aid.

Speaker D:

I mean, you know, and that created.

Speaker B:

A whole lot I used to work with Jim Jones.

Speaker A:

She used to work with him.

Speaker B:

I did used to work with a guy named Jim Jones.

Speaker B:

And they would have call signs for the, like, the.

Speaker B:

The managers at different areas at the different sites or whatever.

Speaker B:

They had call signs, like in the Navy or whatever for different people.

Speaker B:

Jim Jones.

Speaker B:

There's a Jim Jones manager, which.

Speaker B:

He's a really great guy.

Speaker C:

It was like, great Kool Aid.

Speaker B:

His call sign was Kool Aid.

Speaker C:

Kool Aid.

Speaker D:

Kool Aid.

Speaker A:

Man, that don't make sense, Gary.

Speaker A:

That sounds like a lie.

Speaker B:

No, it's true story.

Speaker B:

His name was Cool.

Speaker B:

His call sign was Koolaid Window Collide.

Speaker A:

Him's police officer.

Speaker B:

That Jim Jones was a really good guy, though.

Speaker A:

All right, man.

Speaker A:

Y', all, we don't feel the hour.

Speaker A:

We are an hour.

Speaker A:

Marty, hit that button.

Speaker A:

Yeah, brother.

Speaker A:

Fort Bear.

Speaker A:

Father.

Speaker A:

Fort Bear.

Speaker C:

Hey, guys, you know what?

Speaker C:

I feel like two weeks.

Speaker C:

Draw for me.

Speaker C:

I'm on the street.

Speaker C:

Glad to see y'.

Speaker C:

All.

Speaker C:

You only missed, like, two weeks.

Speaker C:

I don't feel like I missed a lot, though, brother.

Speaker D:

Jamie, we don't need you speaking anywhere.

Speaker D:

You watching like and subscribe.

Speaker A:

Gary, thanks for joining us.

Speaker B:

I'm just glad to see.

Speaker E:

Hey, thanks for watching here.

Speaker A:

Hey, guys, we have a discord.

Speaker A:

Our own Discord.

Speaker D:

Open up.

Speaker A:

I'm adding tonight Bourbon Nerds.

Speaker A:

I'm trying to figure out what to call it.

Speaker A:

I thought Barbara, that didn't make sense.

Speaker A:

It's probably gonna be Bourbon Nerd back room or something like that.

Speaker A:

But anyway, check out our discord.

Speaker A:

Join us over there.

Speaker A:

There's no telling what's going to go on.

Speaker A:

I got.

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