Description:

A scorching take on our twisted relationship with technology—where we worship the very devices that enslave us, document our lives for Silicon Valley voyeurs, and mistake notification dopamine hits for actual human connection.

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Why This Rating: Four peppers for the provocative language, sharp metaphors (Silicon Valley voyeurism, digital Stockholm Syndrome), and uncomfortable truths about our tech addiction. It's scorching without crossing into offensive territory—like ghost pepper sauce that makes you sweat but doesn't require medical attention.