In celebration of National Storytelling Week, I am releasing individual stories from the live stage!

This story was told on stage at Petra's by Bryan Penn.

FOREPLAY! goes south is a live storytelling event out of Charlotte, NC. Participants take to the stage to offer raw, unfiltered, personal stories about sex, love, desire, and romance. These stories can be as innocent as their first kiss or as salacious as their last fisting!

Created in 2015, FOREPLAY! goes south's live event has heard hundreds of stories. Event host Metanoia fosters a safe, intimate, all-inclusive space for her attendees to share their experiences.

This podcast combines audio recordings from these live events to share with you! 

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FOREPLAY! goes south live events take place on the 3rd Tuesday of the month at Petra's in Historic Plaza-Midwood, Charlotte, NC.

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In celebration of National Storytelling Week, I'll

be publishing individual stories each day.

This story was told live on stage at Petras by

Brian Penn.

Hey, everybody.

So I noticed as everyone was going up, a lot of

people have, like, stage names or like, sex

positive Sally and, you know, just fun.

Well, I just did it because I'm so used to always

putting my normal life just my name and tell

these first names and code names.

I'm hearing all these stories like, all right, that's

my name.

It has been a saucy night tonight.

Well, I'm a horny in a group of 100 people.

Some of you have been in this position before.

Many position.

Many.

That was quick.

I liked it.

Yeah, no, I hadn't really planned on telling a

saucy story here.

Here's a could have been saucy story.

It's one of those yeah.

In my teens and early 20s, for whatever reason, I

don't know what you call it, but I didn't feel like I

was a very desired person.

And the therapy, I got over it.

But the worst is I had no idea when somebody

was interested in me, ever.

Every single time it'll go over my head.

We're at a party.

I'm at this party, I'm talking to this girl, and at one

point she takes her cigarette out and she puts it

in my mouth, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, like, I think this girl

might I think maybe she could possibly be into

me.

I don't know where to go.

I was like, I don't know.

But for real, I'm 51% sure this woman isn't my

and so the party's winding down.

And even if she was, I wouldn't know what to do.

I was like, 20.

I have no idea.

Unless we're both naked on a bed.

I really don't.

But from this to that, I don't know.

The ends of the middle part, I think I'm like, okay,

well, maybe I know that bed is where sex

happens.

I need to get us closer to bed somehow, right?

I'm a very tactical, strategic person.

I've been my entire life.

Meanwhile, she's down.

I learned that years later, right?

So if we get upstairs, I'm like, what do I do up

there?

I don't know.

Show us some some interest that's going to get

cringe.

I'm going to let you know, like, consensual cringe,

but like, oh, dude, that kind of cringe.

I'm like, oh, maybe if I could show her my art

book, I can do that.

So we get upstairs, right?

And I'm like, yeah.

So I'll just sit on this mattress that has no frame.

And I was like, no.

And so I go over this five star Mead notebook

filled with doodles.

Filled with doodles that I drew when I was sad.

I didn't tell her that. I knew that much.

I knew I shouldn't tell her that. For half an hour as

she slowly dries like a lake bed, like an ancient

lake bed.

So at the end of that, we get to the end of the

book.

I'm like, you know, I still don't how do I we're at

the bed, but like, how do I and so I'm like, so do

you want to, like, sleep here tonight or and she

goes, you know, I don't want to do that, but here.

And then she, like, kisses me and she says, all

right, good night, and goes. But there's a silver

lining.

Because three years later... I'm kidding.

There, no, that was the end. Come back

tomorrow as I publish another individual story in

celebration of National Storytelling Week.

These stories are recorded live every third

Tuesday of the month at Petra's in Charlotte,

North Carolina.

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