Brett ate a pizza puff for the first time in decades and isn’t happy with the results. Then he forgot to order at McDonald’s. Brian’s not going to be bullied into wearing pants, and Brett’s obsessed with the thermostat. Brian thinks young people used to look older than they were, and wants to know if we’ll ever dress like old men. Where did table etiquette come from? Why is Brian obsessed with watching people at dinner? What’s the best way to cut a sandwich, and what happens to all of those dead animals? Brian has YouTube animal video recommendations.