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February 2024 Horoscopes: Uranus Is a Pain in the Butt
Episode 419th February 2024 • Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast • Laura von Holt, Alex Gershuny
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Laura and Alex are always happy to find themselves in the Age of Aquarius, and this year is no exception. So happy birthday to the Aquarians of the world! It’s time to use your cosmic gift certificate.

The episode begins with discussion of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce (a.k.a. Venus and Mars!) followed by the Embezzlement Update, the pod’s newest segment, where the gals discuss which of Susan’s predictions last month came true. Then it’s time to deconstruct Susan’s February note to her readers. Susan Miller Business Woman takes center stage, although also included is an astrological prediction that applies to all the signs this month: Uranus is going to be a real pain the butt. 

And, of course, Susan wouldn’t be Susan if she didn’t provide the signs with predictions and practical advice for Valentine’s Day. The gals let Aquarius know what to expect on February 14 and for the rest of their birthday month, and Alex informs her fellow Scorps that they need to hang on for better times in March. Taurus, on the other hand, is bejeweled! Laura gives everyone an update on Taurus’s Emerald Year and the shimmering glitter that Venus and Mars will bestow upon them. 

Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: 

Embezzlement Update:  07:29

Note from Susan Miller:  09:58

Aquarius: 16:38

Scorpio: 23:33

Taurus: 34:52

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